Baseball players are ugly

by Jordan of Boise on Feb 15, 2008 9:27 PM PST

One of the best things about fantasy baseball is seeing the pictures of players you might not be familiar with, and saying, "Jesus Hell, that guy is freakin' ugly!"

Post your favorite ugly baseball player photos - standard player info page photos only! No big ass photos of Scott Rolen on the can.

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My contribution:

Yunel Escobar, SS ATL

by Jordan of Boise on Feb 15, 2008 9:31 PM PST reply actions

These are always fun threads.

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Feb 15, 2008 9:45 PM PST reply actions

He was the first person I thought of

by Kevin @ Lookout Landing on Feb 15, 2008 9:47 PM PST up reply actions

BRAINS... MMM

"You know, as that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong."

by JI on Feb 15, 2008 9:52 PM PST up reply actions

for starters:

"You know, as that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong."

by JI on Feb 15, 2008 9:51 PM PST reply actions

Anybody got a picture of demon Rheinecker?

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Feb 15, 2008 9:54 PM PST reply actions

yup

"You know, as that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong."

by JI on Feb 15, 2008 10:00 PM PST up reply actions

I think he means the older picture

He exorcised his demons in this one.

by ThundaPC on Feb 16, 2008 7:30 AM PST up reply actions

This One?

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Feb 16, 2008 10:32 AM PST up reply actions

I can play, too!

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Feb 15, 2008 10:14 PM PST reply actions

Do I hear Rheinecke?

And the Jose Lopez mention was a cheap shot. Take. It. Back.

by yourfacemakesmewail on Feb 15, 2008 10:14 PM PST reply actions

By the way,

My friend and I coined the term for such people as mentioned as "Long Time Uggos."

So there you have it, a new meme.

by yourfacemakesmewail on Feb 15, 2008 10:15 PM PST reply actions

Al Martin...wahoo

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Feb 15, 2008 10:50 PM PST reply actions

All-Ugly Team

I did a post on the All-Ugly team a few years back as a counter to Deanna's "All-Cute" team.

http://www.conorglassey.com/Blog/2005/10/27/AllUglyTeam.aspx

"The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided." -Casey Stengel

by ConorGlassey on Feb 15, 2008 11:12 PM PST reply actions

only problem with your list

is Nomar is banging Mia hamm

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by Scruffy Lefty on Feb 16, 2008 8:20 AM PST up reply actions

Was?

I thought Nomar and Mia were past preterite.

by yourfacemakesmewail on Feb 16, 2008 12:24 PM PST up reply actions

No.

When life gives you scurvy, make lemonade.

by Mariner John on Feb 16, 2008 10:32 PM PST up reply actions

n/s

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by Scruffy Lefty on Feb 16, 2008 8:21 AM PST reply actions

Dennys Reyes:

by Patrick517 on Feb 16, 2008 8:31 AM PST reply actions

HOF catchers

by Paytheline on Feb 16, 2008 11:46 AM PST reply actions

Benito Santiago=HOF?

When life gives you scurvy, make lemonade.

by Mariner John on Feb 16, 2008 10:32 PM PST up reply actions

The All-Ugly Hall of Fame

by Paytheline on Feb 17, 2008 8:23 PM PST up reply actions

this is half joking, half serious

(first one's Norihiro Nakamura, the second is Kazuhiro Kiyohara. I brought in a baseball magazine to class once when teaching how to describe looks, and said "What does this guy look like?" about Norihiro and people said "He is ugly. He is not cool. He is very old. He does not have a nice smile." and so on. Poor Nori. I just added Kiyohara because I think he's ugly, but a lot of people disagree with me.)

by Deanna on Feb 17, 2008 12:16 AM PST reply actions