The funniest thing I have ever read:
Read this in the Oregonian's online Mariners forum:
561.1. I wish Ichiro would step up to lead...by ThinkB4UType, 1/28/08 17:34 ET
Re: From The Top....... by TedKSucks, 1/28/08
...I'm stunned that he still does interviews in his native language. Honestly, I'd trade HIM for whatever the Ms can get right now while he's bigger than life.
He can hit for power, and doesn't. He leads off and doesn't walk at all. Granted he's always on base, but he's not the classic lead-off. Unfortunately there's not enough support to bat him third where he belongs but maybe Vidro would be better as a lead-off hitter.
ROTFLMAO. Turbo as a leadoff hitter? Trade Ichiro?
Sad thing is, judging from this guys posts, he's totally serious.
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Yeah.....
Wrong
No, he's a super-robot.
by pdb on Feb 1, 2008 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
Interesting.
Maybe we can trade Ichiro for Jones?
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wholly agree with that
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Here's another gem:
Trading Jones is not a great loss despite all the talk about him being a hot prospect. His glove was terrible and I'm not so certain he'll turn into the .300 hitter Bavasi claimed he might be. Hopefully they can find 35 - 40 wins among the rest of their staff and still be in the hunt come late-September!
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uhh...
and yes, this guy is correct, adam jones wasn't terrific with the glove last year in the bigs. too bad guys with his athleticism tend to evolve into really freaking good defensive players once youve let them learn their positions...
Damn him for always being on base
Turbo as a leadoff hitter?
Tim McCarver-ism
by andrewgolfsalot on Feb 1, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
This was funny too
by MrIncognito @ Lookout Landing on Feb 1, 2008 12:51 PM PST reply actions

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