Today's Fun Fact
With the $11m he will receive in salary in 2009, Carlos Silva could afford to send an I'm Sorry card to every household in Seattle once a month for all six months of the season.
I should be back to regular posting by the weekend. Enjoy your New Year's and don't do anything alarmingly stupid.
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requiring bail money and/or legal fees to extricate yourself from
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Define "Appropriate use of salary"
I fucking hate you Mariners
but what will he eat for dinner hooahhhhhhh
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
even in sarcastic jest Silva fat jokes are pretty much done
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I thought I could get it out of the way with just one >:(
by JI on Dec 31, 2008 9:28 AM PST up reply actions
Jeez...
And you violated the NO LOL rule, too!
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Dec 31, 2008 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
I think I would be ok with a personal I'mSorry card from Silva. Either that, or he could spend
11 million dollars getting exotic surgeries to help his velocity, break, and control.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Most likely New Years plans: I spend the night in my room, helping my GF write/edit her B-school application essays
Would we have to stretch the definition of “alarmingly stupid” for this one to count?
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Maybe...
He could get gastric-bypass surgery, learn how to hit, and then come play 1st base for us.
"I hope he arouses the fire that's dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger."
-Ichiro on Dice-K

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