As you know the Washington sports team has been very awful this year and deserve to be on the "naughty" list but it's the time of Christmas spirit so please show some and can you give them the following... 

For the Mariners...

1.Carlos Silva to spontaneously combust if not then produce league average numbers.

2.For Washburn to be thrown under a bus or have his plane crash hit a mountain and explode BUT survive and be traded.

3.For the Yankees and Angels be placed in a giant Cube in the middle of nowhere that has trap rooms.

4.For Willie Bloomquist to never come.. oh wait it's already happened HELL YEAH!

5.A LH power bat or Rocco Baldelli...

6.For the Giant's to give us back Tim Lincecum.

For the Sonics...

oh yeah...

For the Hawks/Dawgs/Cougs...

1.... Just help them...

Meh feel free to fill in any more things...