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Easiest stolen base. Ever.

Yuni: We heard you had TB!
Jose: Hand over the Crunchwraps and nobody will get hurt!

Yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

by JordanB on Dec 22, 2008 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

Alternate:

Yuni: Carlos?!? What the hell brings you here?
Carlos: I hit a double.
Jose:
Yuni:
Jose: Fuck you.

Yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

by JordanB on Dec 22, 2008 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Allow me:

Guillen: The Mariners may have hated me so much they paid another team to take me off their hands, but at least I was never pulled from a game for hitting the laziest homerun in major league history.

by JI on Dec 22, 2008 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough

criticism rescinded

Yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

by JordanB on Dec 22, 2008 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Jose: Carlos, were you drinking again?

Yuni: I don’t mind, if it weren’t for your drinking, I would be here today.
Carlos: Shut up, Fat ass.

by Fin on Dec 24, 2008 2:01 AM PST reply actions  

Another attempt

Yuni: What was that thing you just did?
Carlos: Stole second.
Yuni: No before that. You didn’t swing.
Carlos: Drew a walk?
Jose:
Yuni:
Carlos: If the pitcher throws four balls before—you know what? Nevermind.

Yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

by JordanB on Dec 25, 2008 10:45 PM PST reply actions  

Yuni: I like baseball.

Jose: I like baseball too.

Yuni: Yeah.

Jose: Baseball good.

Yuni: Yeah.

Joes: Yeah.

It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...

by oc on Dec 26, 2008 12:50 AM PST reply actions  

Here goes,

Yuni: So weren’t you guys supposed to be good this year?
Carlos: Yeah, I just don’t get it. We have such a good offense.
Jose: What went wrong?
Carlos: Well, our defense was pretty bad.
Jose:
Yuni:
Carlos: You know? Defense?
Jose:
Yuni:

Big Z is the MAN.

by .Taylor on Dec 28, 2008 12:33 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

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