This photo is just begging for a caption. Release the hounds.
about 1 year ago
JordanB
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Easiest stolen base. Ever.
Yuni: We heard you had TB!
Jose: Hand over the Crunchwraps and nobody will get hurt!
Yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
Alternate:
Yuni: Carlos?!? What the hell brings you here?
Carlos: I hit a double.
Jose:
Yuni:
Jose: Fuck you.
Yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
Allow me:
Guillen: The Mariners may have hated me so much they paid another team to take me off their hands, but at least I was never pulled from a game for hitting the laziest homerun in major league history.
by JI on Dec 22, 2008 3:43 PM PST up reply actions
That was not the reason he was pulled from that game
Because he was clearly pulled for no reason
Fair enough
criticism rescinded
Yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
Jose: Carlos, were you drinking again?
Yuni: I don’t mind, if it weren’t for your drinking, I would be here today.
Carlos: Shut up, Fat ass.
Another attempt
Yuni: What was that thing you just did?
Carlos: Stole second.
Yuni: No before that. You didn’t swing.
Carlos: Drew a walk?
Jose:
Yuni:
Carlos: If the pitcher throws four balls before—you know what? Nevermind.
Yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
Here goes,
Yuni: So weren’t you guys supposed to be good this year?
Carlos: Yeah, I just don’t get it. We have such a good offense.
Jose: What went wrong?
Carlos: Well, our defense was pretty bad.
Jose:
Yuni:
Carlos: You know? Defense?
Jose:
Yuni:
Big Z is the MAN.
by .Taylor on Dec 28, 2008 12:33 AM PST reply actions 2 recs















