OTFOD: 12-20-2008
Recommended tunes for walking in the snow:
American Analog Set ~ I'm the Postman
Lovage ~ Strangers on a Train
Lupe Fiasco ~ Day Dreamin' f. Jill Scott
Modest Mouse ~ Missed the Boat
The Shins ~ Sleeping Lessons
Blue Scholars ~ Bayani
Kings of Convenience ~ Gold in the Air of Summer
June Panic ~ Ghosts
Jesse Sykes and the Sweet Hereafter ~ Eisenhower Moon
Beta Band ~ Dry the Rain
Thom Yorke ~ Black Swan
The destination: The Deluxe (sure hope they're open!)
The goal: to drink beer and eat onion rings
The time: 4:30 pm today
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Hi!
I’d go with American Analog Set’s “Weather Report” personally, but that’s just me. A nice list.
I’d love to go up to the big city and hang out at the Deluxe, but I cannot make it. Some other time, John – I’ll bring you a De Konink, as I promised many long months ago.
Kings of Convenience were pretty damned good, but with Erlend Oye doing other things, I guess they’re done.
Ooooh, the Beta Band. That’s damned good shit. Have you heard the Aliens, which is Gordon Anderson’s new(er) band? And he and his brother Kenny (aka King Creosote) put out tons of songs on the Fence Collective label. King Creosote is pretty good, albeit more folky than the Beta Band.
by marc w on Dec 20, 2008 11:09 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Wow... thanks for the excellent suggestions!
Also add to the playlist:
Beirut ~ Scenic World
Band of Horses ~ St. Augustine
Looking forward to the beer!
by johnbai on Dec 20, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And lastly
Jim James cover of Going to Acapulco from the soundtrack of the Bob Dylan biopic: I’m Not There
by johnbai on Dec 20, 2008 11:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You know I'll be there.
Good list. I’ll add:
Association – Never My Love
Tom Tom Club – Genius of Love
Jesus and Mary Chain – You Trip Me up
Colin Blunstone – Caroline Goodbye
John Lennon – Jealous Guy
Camera Obscura – Eighties Fan
Frank + Nancy Sinatra – Something Stupid
by royalcurve on Dec 20, 2008 11:23 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Eighties fan is great
though I might go with ‘Happy New Year’ given the date.
‘Biggest Bluest Hi-Fi’ is such a good album.
by marc w on Dec 20, 2008 12:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also:
I think Royal Curve, Matthew, my friend Walter and I are all confirmed attendees
by johnbai on Dec 20, 2008 11:24 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
K&G if it's not already snowing.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Dec 20, 2008 11:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The buses appear to operating at complete random
by Robert on Dec 20, 2008 1:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So just get on one and come down here.
The boys are set to kick soccer balls at you.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Dec 20, 2008 1:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Note: Pigs in blanket does not actually require blankets to make.
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Dec 20, 2008 1:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just a lot of loaves of bread around the pig.
by James F'n X on Dec 20, 2008 1:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Rec’d.
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Dec 20, 2008 1:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hows the weather look up there?
please no snow for the next four hours…
by seattlebruin on Dec 20, 2008 11:43 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Wind first...snow later...not sure if the forecast has been updated for expected snow fall.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Dec 20, 2008 11:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Weather.com is saying 100% chance of snow in the evening
I need to do my anti-snow dance, I think
by seattlebruin on Dec 20, 2008 11:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely..we're all gonna get snow. I have this sneaking suspicion that Seattle and East won't get much because of the wind.
What time does it say to expect snow?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Dec 20, 2008 11:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
I board a plane out of SDX in about 15 minutes. So far Alaska is listing the flight as on time…
by seattlebruin on Dec 20, 2008 11:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good luck
It’s not supposed to snow til tonight. Storm watch from 4pm on.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Dec 20, 2008 11:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My plane is scheduled to land at 3:30
no snow no snow no snow. Well… at least SDX has free wifi, so I can read more Twilight stuff on the internet
by seattlebruin on Dec 20, 2008 11:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Christmas?
I don’t think it’s to stalk you, Matthew.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Dec 20, 2008 1:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Storm warning.
Although it looks like the forecast has been revised ans is now slightly less apocalyptic.
by acblue on Dec 20, 2008 11:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Weather not as bad as forecasted?

I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Dec 20, 2008 12:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Storm Warning on the radio
for you, AC.
by marc w on Dec 20, 2008 10:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hurricane force winds coming to Maple Valley!
by Robert on Dec 20, 2008 11:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It was blowing so hard in Enumclaw this morning that I had trouble keeping on the road
It actually pushed my car while I was at a stop on some ice
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There was about 6 inches of snow out there from earlier in the week
When the wind gusted it was blowing snow out of the trees, so I was being shoved all over by wind while stuck in a vicious wall of white. Terrifying, but incredibly exciting. This wind will be some shit though, since my dad’s house is surrounded by trees, which are frozen and covered in 6 inches of snow on all the branches
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 3:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That earn $5k a month ad on the sidebar is pretty sweet
With just 1 application I was able to get a check for $12,000 which I will never have to pay back. It helped me:
* Pay off my credit card debt
* Pay for some new tattoos
* Buy a new car with some ‘shoes’ (i posted a pic of it below)
* Buy my girl a tiffany watch
* Buy myself a $15,000 jacob timepiece
So apparently $12,000 is enough to buy a ~$25,000 car and a $15,000 watch. The math hurts me. It physically hurts me.
by seattlebruin on Dec 20, 2008 11:51 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Down payment on the car and lay-a-way on the watch.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Dec 20, 2008 11:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Moneytree, the crack dealer of credit!
Formerly dpseadvr.
by Kermit. on Dec 20, 2008 11:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And Anthony Hamilton-Cool...Such a good song.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Dec 20, 2008 11:51 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Anyone down near Olympia?
I hope this I thought the snow was supposed to come in later…
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Dec 20, 2008 12:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Meant to say, "I hope this isn't right"
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Dec 20, 2008 12:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, what's it look like down there, Paul?
by marc w on Dec 20, 2008 12:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Talked to my Mom about an hour ago and apparently they're expecting two feet.
She’s across town from PP, but I can’t imagine it’s going to be pretty on the West Side, either.
by acblue on Dec 20, 2008 12:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Woo, more snow!
Fantastic. If the meteorologists are right about 3-6 more inches, it’s going to be impossible to get to the Seahawks game tomorrow.
by Coach Owens on Dec 20, 2008 12:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Damn I'm driving from SF to Seattle tomorrow.
Looks like it will be a long trip.
by JMKaustin on Dec 20, 2008 12:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd wager you won't make it
it’s supposed to get really nasty in OR/WA tomorrow, you may want to make alternate plans or delay by a day or two. Portland’s got 3 in of snow right now, there’s more falling, and it’s supposed to ice over later and do the same thing all day tomorrow.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 20, 2008 12:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and it's only 23 degrees
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 20, 2008 12:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Holy Smokes!
I have friends and family throughout OR. Worst case we’ll stop in somewhere for a night. Supposedly my brother bought chains already but I’m gonna check that.
by JMKaustin on Dec 20, 2008 12:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Some forecasts have areas south of Olympia getting up to a foot of snow.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Dec 20, 2008 12:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, I hope we don't get hit tonight.
I have plans to go moonlight bowling.
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Dec 20, 2008 12:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Might be literal if you lose power.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Dec 20, 2008 12:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding!!
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Dec 20, 2008 12:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not supposed to be a ton of wind in the Edmonds area though.
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Dec 20, 2008 12:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If I ever moved cross state this would be my city of choice.
by JI on Dec 20, 2008 12:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's okay, but it closes down about 7:00pm (other than the bowling alley.
That and the price you pay for an address that says “Edmonds” suck.
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Dec 20, 2008 1:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I walked from your hoodish to qwest yesterday no problem.
by Robert on Dec 20, 2008 12:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
These are songs I tend to want to listen to when walking in the snow. I've listened to all of them on the way to work the past few days.
The entire Country Teasers-Satan Is Real Again album.
A-Frames-Nobots
Brian Eno-Needles In the Camel’s Eye
Dead Moon-Black September
Superchunk-Hyper Enough
And as cliched as it is…
Halo Benders-Snowfall
by acblue on Dec 20, 2008 12:54 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I don't know any of these.
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Dec 20, 2008 1:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Snowfall is a gorgeous song
and you can never go wrong with Superchunk or Dead Moon.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 20, 2008 3:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Alright, I've had enough of the snow.
Make it go away.
by Goose on Dec 20, 2008 1:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
It's seven degrees fahrenheit here.
If it’s going to be that damn cold, then I want some snow.
You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
by Sentinel on Dec 20, 2008 1:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So my supervisor just called me and told me to take the day off.
Because the casino is closing at 5 pm. Wow. Never thought I’d see the day that happened.
Wooo day off!
by Goose on Dec 20, 2008 2:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Coming down pretty steady in Queen Anne.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Dec 20, 2008 3:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely dumping here in Renton right now
And it’s windy which is making it very cold out. I hope I don’t lose power tonight. I’ll die
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
All this talk of snow is making me glad my parent's moved out of Rochester, NY
Those drives up to their place for the holidays was rough.
by DCMariner on Dec 20, 2008 3:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Weather Plus Storm Team, ASSEMBLE!

the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Dec 20, 2008 3:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
.
ALONG THE I-5 CORRIDOR NORTH OF TACOMA…INCLUDING SEATTLE AND
EVERETT…STORM TOTAL SNOWFALL OF 4 TO 8 INCHES IS EXPECTED. IN
GENERAL…LIGHTER AMOUNTS WILL OCCUR NEAR THE CASCADE FOOTHILLS
WITH HEAVIER AMOUNTS FARTHER WEST ALONG THE SHORES OF PUGET
SOUND. SOME PARTS OF EASTERN KING COUNTY…WHERE WIND IS A BIG
THREAT…WILL RECEIVE 1 INCH OR LESS OF SNOWFALL. THE HEAVIEST
SNOWFALL IS EXPECTED BETWEEN 7 PM TONIGHT AND 4 AM SUNDAY
MORNING.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Dec 20, 2008 3:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also we're fucked
“This will be a major winter storm that will be life-threatening and disruptive to transportation and power for significant parts of Western Washington,” Colman warned
by NOLAmarinergirl on Dec 20, 2008 3:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If we lose power for any significant amount of time, I'm heading to work.
I don’t give a shit about the roads, I’d rather be somewhere that I know will have electricity and heat.
by Goose on Dec 20, 2008 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Because it isn't bad enough aroud here.
LATE TONIGHT INTO SUNDAY MORNING… FREEZING RAIN IS POSSIBLE IN GRAYS HARBOR COUNTY AND THE LOWER CHEHALIS VALLEY. IF MORE PRECIPITATION OCCURS IN THE FORM OF FREEZING RAIN THAN SNOW… THEN AN ICE STORM WOULD BE POSSIBLE WITH ICE ACCUMULATIONS IN EXCESS OF ONE QUARTER OF AN INCH.
by Goose on Dec 20, 2008 3:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sunday's forecast calls for
bwa hahahaha. YES YESSSSSSSSS
by Matthew on Dec 20, 2008 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So this weather underground.
More or less accurate than other sites?
by Goose on Dec 20, 2008 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Much more accurate, generally
At least for the current conditions. Wunderground uses local weather stations, including home-use ones that are set to upload, to provide very local conditions. Input your zip code and you’ll see which station it has picked. There is one, for instance, less than a mile from my house
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 3:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And bookmarked.
Damn this thing is close.

by Goose on Dec 20, 2008 4:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wonderful, ain't it?
I find it best for current conditions, so hopefully it helps!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 5:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps Favre will lose an eye today!
by Robert on Dec 21, 2008 12:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
perhaps?
The Seahawks are going to MURDER Favre!!!
by katal on Dec 21, 2008 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I am ok with this
GET HIM!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 21, 2008 10:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's beside the point
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 21, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just walked past the Deluxe
they are open… and buses are rolling by. There is a steady fall of small snowflakes. Not much wind.
I’ll still be there at 4:30.
by johnbai on Dec 20, 2008 3:31 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The Portland stations have it this way

Our last real winter storm a few years ago was ‘Winter Blast’.
You guys have gotten all the snow love all week. Today is the first real snow we’ve gotten in the southland.
I love the snow but then again, Seattle topography > Vantucky topography.
"If my uniform doesn't get dirty, I haven't done anything in the baseball game."
-Rickey
by Big Jared on Dec 20, 2008 3:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Snow is pouring down
and I’m terrified that the wind will pick up, my power will go out, and I won’t get to see Holmgren’s final game in Seattle. Bah humbug.
by katal on Dec 20, 2008 4:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
That's my concern as well
This could suck. I’m about to hit the store for candles and a flashlight. I’ve got plenty of alcohol on hand, so at least I’ll be good there. Tomorrow will probably suck a whole bunch
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 4:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm wondering if I will regret ripping out the wood stove over the summer.
by Sec 108 on Dec 20, 2008 4:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And I wonder if I'll regret turning down a free wood stove earlier in the summer
I didn’t have anywhere to put it, really, but I’m totally boned if my power goes out. I don’t even have any books here in the house at the moment
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 5:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought of just trekking to Qwest
but it’s Laura & I’s anniversary, and despite what the NFL commercial says, I don’t think she would be willing to spend it watching football in the snow.
by katal on Dec 20, 2008 4:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm walking to my local bar if I have no power at game time
Half a mile away, so no big deal
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 5:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If I dont have power, I'm not sure if The Spot would have it...I'm concerned.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Dec 20, 2008 6:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
As long as Doofer's has power I'm fucking good to go
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 6:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll hopefully be up at O'Finnigans watching the game.
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Dec 20, 2008 7:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
(Tumbleweeds)
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Dec 20, 2008 7:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whe ai
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 9:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 9:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
something something booze good something something
by James F'n X on Dec 20, 2008 9:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
gof i drynk
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 9:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's also a lot of fun just to walk without music
by Fogel on Dec 20, 2008 5:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
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HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
toiiiotmykazii
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HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 10:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
driiiiiink
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 10:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
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that i to say instd
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 10:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HJAME THIS!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Drinking and snowball fights are fun!
Everyone should do it!
Go.
NOW
by NOLAmarinergirl on Dec 20, 2008 10:18 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
i dorink i ply ewith kjamexs rack band
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 10:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 10:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I went outside and shook a tree; I looked like the abominable snowman.
Does that count?
No one’s around. Neighborhood is incredibly quiet. Fucking gorgeous.
by marc w on Dec 20, 2008 10:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Snowball fight was awesome...
almost as awesome as Matthew’s tribal fusion jig.
And how many time Robert and Matthew tackled each other.
Also: Kermit, it was cool to meet you. You’re a righteous dude.
by johnbai on Dec 20, 2008 11:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Like a slip and slide- good times.
Looking forward to the next get together, couldn’t ask for better company.
Formerly dpseadvr.
by Kermit. on Dec 20, 2008 11:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Matthew was the willie coyote to my road runner.
by Robert on Dec 21, 2008 12:08 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Shout out to RC!
I poured a bit of The Glenlivet out, for you and all my homies who can’t be here tonight.
by marc w on Dec 21, 2008 12:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You did WHAT to Glenlivet?
Now look. I love RC more than cake, but some things just do not go to waste.
by acblue on Dec 21, 2008 2:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I poured it into a different glass, and then drank to the health of RC and my homies.
Don’t worry.
I still think they receive the benefits of this..temporary offering.
by marc w on Dec 21, 2008 3:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well done.
I’m sure that would suffice.
by Sec 108 on Dec 22, 2008 6:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, RC and Nola put up with an awful lot of juvenile male behavior
which speaks to their obviously superior natures.
by johnbai on Dec 21, 2008 5:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It depends.
Do 13 year old boys or 16 year old boys have a grosser sense of humor?
by royalcurve on Dec 21, 2008 9:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's a tossup, really
but I’d give it to the 16 year olds only because they’ve got three more years of grossness under their belts.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 21, 2008 9:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The extra 3 years allows for grosser things to be learned of
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 21, 2008 9:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 10:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Hey everybody, did you know tootthekazoo is drinking?
by Goose on Dec 20, 2008 10:56 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
He may also be playing some sort of music-related game.
by marc w on Dec 20, 2008 11:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 10:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
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HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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and beer maikin best to rocki bad 2!!!!!1
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:19 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Hey 70 something year old ladies driving Volvo station wagons in the snow.
LEAVE YOUR HOUSE DRESSED APPROPRIATELY FOR THE WEATHER. And when I ask you to please not hit the gas until you feel the tow strap take up slack and start to pull your car. Because I just spent 40 minutes cramming gravel and sticks under your tires. For the second time. DON’T FUCKING HIT THE GAS UNTIL I SAY SO YOU OLD FUCKING BAG OF BONES. Next time I’ll leave you to DIE IN THE FUCKING SNOW BECAUSE TRIPLE FUCKING A AIN’T GONNA SHOW UP TONIGHT BITCH! THEY’RE BACKED UP FOR HOURS AND YOU’RE WEARING HOUSE SLIPPERS!
And they all lived happily ever after.
The End.
inner voice by Sam Kinison
Formerly dpseadvr.
by Kermit. on Dec 20, 2008 11:28 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
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HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
no 36 to play!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry about the shouting, just spent 2 hours digging out an elderly driver stuck in the snow on a deserted road with no one around but me.
And the only game consoles in the house are an old N64, and PS2. Sorry man, no fun killing ze Germans online for me tonight.
Formerly dpseadvr.
by Kermit. on Dec 20, 2008 11:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
NO GY BU a 356 qt everteert or where you at
t mno oo many wine just to get it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Now I'm going to imagine Sam Kinison reading all of your posts.
Could be worse.
by marc w on Dec 20, 2008 11:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OH OHHHHHHH!!!!! MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!!
Usually when I’m pissed it’s inner dialogue by R Lee Ermey, but tonight Sam crawled out of the closet. Kind of weird but it fit.
Formerly dpseadvr.
by Kermit. on Dec 20, 2008 11:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn things have gotten out of hand in Everett.
There’s a good four inches of new snow in front of my place.
by BrianL on Dec 20, 2008 11:33 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
out of httis tcome and to rentionnb becaues to om antty andsow and wind of 60
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Talked to a good friend in Spokane who got 17 inches in one day this week.
Unbelievable.
by Teej on Dec 20, 2008 11:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There has to be a way to work in a TWSS joke here...
by JI on Dec 20, 2008 11:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Like T-ball, just sitting there
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by Kermit. on Dec 20, 2008 11:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, there was.
He originally reported it as 16 inches, someone said TWSS, and I said that it was actually eight 2-inch nature penises.
by Teej on Dec 20, 2008 11:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There's an Andrew Dice Clay routine in there...
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by Kermit. on Dec 20, 2008 11:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SEX JOEKS
amriettiiie!:>>/?n
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
... and Jack fell down and Jill came back with two-fifty!
OH BABY!
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by Kermit. on Dec 20, 2008 11:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
aya
i have more drink
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
6-8 in T-Town
Not even a tiny bit of wind, however (for which I’m grateful).
by marc w on Dec 20, 2008 11:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Big gust of wind for a minute, then nothing.
But there’s about 8 -10 inches of snow in Brier/Mountlake Terrace and it’s still coming down. People were snow skiing down John street on Capital Hill at 9 pm.
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by Kermit. on Dec 20, 2008 11:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think its almost 6 here in Mill Creek
And continuing.
by Fin on Dec 21, 2008 12:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
soo col try and pepe to outside buct toom any acold anf fI was coldded
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Whats the matter, the indoor plumbing broke? Lucky your dick didn't stick to a flagpole
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by Kermit. on Dec 20, 2008 11:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
DIRNK TO MANNNTY STO DICK
comesboy keep occpiieddd
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Kind of followed the first one? Like I can understand French but not speak it.
Now you’re just talking Greek dude, I’m trying like hell. Can’t figure that one out
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by Kermit. on Dec 20, 2008 11:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hella rec'd though, it just keep getting funnier every time I read it
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by Kermit. on Dec 20, 2008 11:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you i liek at kemrm h
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HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 20, 2008 11:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
3 hours to get home from Capitol Hill. Including being a passenger on 2 stuck buses.
Holy crap it’s good to be home. / end LLLJ
by royalcurve on Dec 21, 2008 12:18 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe you guys even tried tonight.
by Teej on Dec 21, 2008 12:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like it.
As I said, I’m crazy jealous. It got down to 45 this weekend, and that’s the “winter of the decade.”
by Teej on Dec 21, 2008 2:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I was just outside talking to a neighbor shoveling his walk
He used to ice skate on Greenlake when he was a kid, and his old man worked for an icehouse that packed ice cut from Lake Washington in sawdust from lumber mills in the Bothell area. How cool is that!
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by Kermit. on Dec 21, 2008 12:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and wow that's like a totally huge run-on sentence oh my gosh can you believe that like wow
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by Kermit. on Dec 21, 2008 12:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Run-on sentences, if punctuated correctly, are usually not to be worried about.
In my humble opinion.
by Teej on Dec 21, 2008 12:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Journalism teacher explained to me that sentences should never be longer than 18-24 words.
It’s been a habit ever since.
Formerly dpseadvr.
by Kermit. on Dec 21, 2008 12:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Journalism teachers piss me off.
They’re the ones responsible for teaching young reporters/editors to remove the word “that” whenever they see it.
by Teej on Dec 21, 2008 12:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's horrible advice.
And it’s so common.
by Teej on Dec 21, 2008 12:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's pretty wild. Skating on Greenlake sounds fun! However, this man is crazy
for shoveling his walk at midnight in the middle of a blizzard.
by royalcurve on Dec 21, 2008 12:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was shoveling it, he was entertaining me with stories
Started with my driveway when I got home, he heard the ruckus and grabbed me up. At least he had some good stories, other than that old people got no reason to live. Other than driving to the store in a Volvo station wagon with bald tires while wearing bedroom slippers and no coat expecting the whole goddamned world to come to a screaching halt to fix their shit. With a smile. : )
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by Kermit. on Dec 21, 2008 12:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So you helped an elderly person out of a ditch, then got home and shoveled the neighbor's walk?
You are a champion.
by royalcurve on Dec 21, 2008 12:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm stupid, wet, and tired. And should be $40 bucks in my pocket!
Ding dong urbanites! Living in your suburbs! Don’t you know a country boy can survive?
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by Kermit. on Dec 21, 2008 12:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
tootthekazoo...
…just opened up a bottle full of awesome and drank the whole thing.
You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
by Sentinel on Dec 21, 2008 12:33 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I was so hammered last night I may not have been able to understand what you said there
I think I’m still drunk, to be honest
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 21, 2008 9:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm bored and can't sleep.
Can anyone think of any good movies I could watch?
by Fin on Dec 21, 2008 12:34 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Goodfellas. Automatic go-to movie when I can't think of anything.
Can’t miss.
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by Kermit. on Dec 21, 2008 12:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That is mine as well
Ray Liotta’s face is terrifying when he laughs
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 21, 2008 9:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What are your options?
Do you have HBO On Demand? Streaming Netflix?
by Teej on Dec 21, 2008 12:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I found a torrent.
It’s called “Road to Till the Casket Drops.”
by Teej on Dec 21, 2008 12:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also it was 6 in the morning
no way in hell I’d be up that early
by Fogel on Dec 21, 2008 9:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So yesterday was a great day for a cross-state haul
I went 500 miles without seeing dry pavement once. That took a while
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 21, 2008 8:32 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I can't imagine that your trip was great, but at least you were ahead of the main storm
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 21, 2008 9:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I caught the front end of the Portland storm
Driving through the Gorge was a disaster
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 21, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
At least you made it though
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 21, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
If I would have left about 2 hours later it wouldn’t have worked- but fuck it was windy and traffic on I-84 went about 15 MPH for about 100 miles and it took me 17 hours to get home
A friend of mine and his girlfriend were driving from Tacoma to San Fran and got stranded in Portland- his van is parked on the side of I-5 and they got plane tickets to San Fran from PDX. Their flight connects in Seattle, so near as I know (like 2 AM this morning) they’re still stranded in Portland
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 21, 2008 11:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's nuts
See my comment below. My dad finally dug his place out with his John Deere, but then got some freezing rain and it fucked everything up
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 21, 2008 12:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
84 between Troutdale and Hood River's closed today
because on top of the 6 in of snow there’s now about an inch of ice. Good timing getting out when you did.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 21, 2008 1:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit! From komotv.com
Blizzard conditions were reported overnight in Enumclaw, where wind gusts as high as 70 mph are combining with snow to make for near whiteout conditions and heavy snow drifts. Over in the tiny foothill town of Cumberland, an unofficial gust of 100 mph was recorded, knocking a large tree over onto a main road that just missed the town’s fire station.
My dad lives 3 houses over from this fire station. He said he’s got snow drifts of more than a foot at his back doorstep. He can’t even leave his driveway because the snow drift has nearly made the 3 foot uphill at the end of his driveway level with everything else. He drives a huge lifted truck and still can’t leave. Awesome
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 21, 2008 10:08 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Crazy!
I live in North Central Washington (small town of Tonasket) and it’s felt like what I imagine Siberia would feel like. Harsh winds, zero degree temps, and ice all over the place. Really kinda sucks, because I love sledding and such with my kids.
We were finally able to go out today since the winds died down. It’s still crazy cold, though.
You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
by Sentinel on Dec 21, 2008 12:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck kind of weather am I flying into in January
by Jeff on Dec 21, 2008 12:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Fun kinds
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 21, 2008 12:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Made of bees and ice
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 21, 2008 1:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If it's not better by then I am going to slit Old Man Winter's fucking throat.
by acblue on Dec 21, 2008 1:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Roll with it man! Imagine all the property damage you can accomplish with everyone stuck indoors.
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by Kermit. on Dec 21, 2008 1:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Invitation to snowball fights recinded.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Dec 21, 2008 1:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I had a snowball fight today. It was vicious.
I just started tackling people.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 21, 2008 6:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Here's a game for you:
It’s called Medic. You get a bunch of sleds and a bunch of friends and climb a big hill. Once up there, have everyone but two people sled down in a race. when the stop they yell MEDIC and it’s up to the two remaining people to sled down as fast as they can and ram into the fallen. Rinse and repeat. It’s a great way to injure yourself and others
by Fogel on Dec 21, 2008 2:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My bet is that it will raining and the snow will be gone.
It is still 3 weeks way.
by mark sobba on Dec 21, 2008 2:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OKAY EVERYONE TURN ON YOUR CARS AND REV THE ENGINES
by acblue on Dec 21, 2008 1:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
At least I can make out that there are indeed roads out there today.
I can’t see pavement, but I can tell there is supposed to be a road there.
by Goose on Dec 21, 2008 1:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Seems it's snowing everywhere.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Dec 21, 2008 1:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
According to the last forecast I saw
it sounds like it’s not going to warm up enough today for the snow to turn into rain.
by BrianL on Dec 21, 2008 1:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yep same here. We were supposed to get mid to high 30's with rain today.
Well it’s 31 and snowing. Argh.
by Goose on Dec 21, 2008 2:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm officially sick of this snow.
I haven’t been able to leave my fortress of solitude since Wednesday.
by James F'n X on Dec 21, 2008 2:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think I'm gonna attempt to make it to work today.
Friend of mine tried to leave his place this morning, got his car stuck in his apartments parking lot. Had to shovel a path out so he could leave.
It’s ridiculous.
by Goose on Dec 21, 2008 2:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Snowing all morning here at my place
Woke up to it at 9:45 and it hasn’t stopped yet
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 21, 2008 2:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just locked up in my house today.
Supposed to go Christmas shopping and get a haircut. Now I’m just going to sit around and eat all day
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 21, 2008 2:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I love it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 21, 2008 2:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You made it up before 10 after last night? Hot damn.
by James F'n X on Dec 21, 2008 2:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No shit
I didn’t want to get up that early, but I think I went to bed early enough that it had to happen. After going back and reading through this thread though I’m surprised that I made it to my bed with how I was
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

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