into a long rambling soliloquy about … whatever it is that Sean Green is into. Or how much he’s going to miss Norm Charlton in the bullpen, or something.

Is some sort of reverse psychology meme.

I love these

Jeff: Thanks for seeing me.
Studio douche: No problem, man. I hear you’ve got a new idea for a film.
Jeff: Yeah. It’s called “Tuesdays With Sean Green”.
Douche: So it’s a sequel to “Tuesdays With”….ah fuck what was that guy’s name
Jeff: No. It’s an absurdist farce.
Douche: (blank stare)
Jeff: No, really. Take Waiting For Godot and cross it with The Straight Story and you’re on the right track.
Douche: really. Sounds, uh….brrrrrrrrinnnng was that my phone? I gotta take this. See ya.

Or does Sean Green seem like a much milder version of Migraine Boy?

Barbituate Boy?

Some accompanying jingley kids type music and the Man’s voice has to be done in the style of the guy from Blue’s Clues.