Tuesdays With Sean Green
by Jeff Sullivan on Dec 2, 2008 5:49 PM PST
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PrintMan: Hey Sean! Good afternoon.
Man: So what's up?
Not much.
Man: Keeping busy? I see you've got a magnifying glass there on the table. Have you been outside burning ants? haha
Been looking at stuff.
Man: What kinds of stuff?
Corks.
Man: Quartz? You into rocks?
Corks.
Man: Oh, corks. Why have you been looking at corks?
Corks are weird.
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I'm now waiting for the day that Sean Green flips the fuck out
into a long rambling soliloquy about … whatever it is that Sean Green is into. Or how much he’s going to miss Norm Charlton in the bullpen, or something.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 2, 2008 5:53 PM PST reply actions
I love Tuesdays
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
He's starting to remind me of a less wordy and less annoying Coach Owens
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so basically all the good parts of Coach
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This and house?
Could tuesday’s get any better!?
by mariners124m on Dec 2, 2008 6:36 PM PST reply actions
Hell yeah they are...
$2 Tuesdays at Bellevue Rock Bottom. 22 oz of amazing microbrew for $2 until 9pm! Best night of the week… Especially when you can come home buzzed to this :)
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Dec 3, 2008 12:16 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe it's just the Portland Rock Bottom, but their beer is far from awesome.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 3, 2008 7:44 AM PST up reply actions
Nope, that's every Rock Bottom
Their beer is by no means undrinkable, but given a choice I’d not go there.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 3, 2008 7:58 AM PST up reply actions
The Chicago Rock Bottom is fantastic,
but that’s the only one I’ve been too that’s good.
I like how the interlocutor's name is "man".
It sort of has that everyman charm. It could be anyone talking to Sean Green!
I like to imagine that it's me
And I’m waiting on the edge of my seat for every one of his “answers”
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
I'm starting to wonder if the praise of the previous posts
Is some sort of reverse psychology meme.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Dec 2, 2008 7:16 PM PST reply actions
Hollywood pitch
Jeff: Thanks for seeing me.
Studio douche: No problem, man. I hear you’ve got a new idea for a film.
Jeff: Yeah. It’s called “Tuesdays With Sean Green”.
Douche: So it’s a sequel to “Tuesdays With”….ah fuck what was that guy’s name
Jeff: No. It’s an absurdist farce.
Douche: (blank stare)
Jeff: No, really. Take Waiting For Godot and cross it with The Straight Story and you’re on the right track.
Douche: really. Sounds, uh….brrrrrrrrinnnng was that my phone? I gotta take this. See ya.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
You'd have to put it on AMC or something
At least until it got a few Emmys.
Some of the best shows on TV are buried in basic cable, after all.
When does Battlestar Galactica come back?
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Dec 3, 2008 12:19 AM PST up reply actions
This is true about basic cable
The funniest show on TV right now, IMO, is It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
by mariners124m on Dec 3, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Okay, is it just me
Or does Sean Green seem like a much milder version of Migraine Boy?
Barbituate Boy?
Y'know what this really needs?
Some accompanying jingley kids type music and the Man’s voice has to be done in the style of the guy from Blue’s Clues.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Dec 3, 2008 11:06 AM PST reply actions
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