OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition
This heapin' helpin' of OT is served family style, so remember to use your serving utensils and don't double dip.
I know we have had the worst Christmas movie ever discussion before, and I'm not looking to open it back up, but the other night I saw the absolute worst animated hour of television in any genre. Apparently the heirs of Charles Schultz are content raping the corspe of his legacy by releasing movies after his death that make it look like he went senile in his old age.
Pre-empting Kevin's lack of BOTD postings, I'm throwing down the gauntlet:

This would be the mythical bacon cake, a cornbread cake with bacon bits, maple-based frosting, and of course the garnish on top. Beat that, faux-angryman.
Anyone else get "the talk" at work over the past few days? Not the birds and the bees of course, but the "Times are tough and you should feel indebted that we let you keep your jobs" talk. I got that Monday and it looks like an earthquake ran through my office. Many are scared for their jobs, but I for one am looking forward to my future career in the world of dirt farming with the rest of the plebs. Beats my nice cushy IT job and LL every morning before everyone shows up, right?
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AHAHAHAH Finally mother fuckers!
(Note: I’m actually sick and posting this from home today before I go back to bed for a few)
So it turns out a snowstorm was actually what LL needed to get busy again, huh?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Dec 19, 2008 4:35 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
And copious amounts of liquor, by the looks of it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 7:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yummmm
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, just happy I finally got to use my post.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Dec 19, 2008 9:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think he means liquor helped LL get busy.
by Sec 108 on Dec 19, 2008 9:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This makes more sense.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Dec 19, 2008 9:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid snow.
Left my car at work yesterday since it’s crazy to drive in it and took the bus back. Now I’m up an hour earlier this morning to take the bus in. And probably back tonight. And then to work on Monday at the least.
To keep this from turning into an LLLJ thing, let’s open it up: If you’re still going to work, why? I don’t have enough PTO yet to take off all these days, but there’s got to be other reasons people are still trudging into work.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Dec 19, 2008 6:26 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'll be heading in shortly.
I have some deals to close and some quotes to do. Proofs need to be delivered. Usual BS.
If I don’t put in at least 5 hours today I will pay a steep price later.
by Sec 108 on Dec 19, 2008 6:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm at work because it's only half a mile away from the apt.
by Graham on Dec 19, 2008 8:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm at work because it's IN my house.
by royalcurve on Dec 19, 2008 10:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm at work because I don't live in a snow filled hellhole
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 10:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm at work because I dearly love everything about my job and can't wait to go to it every single day
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 11:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you said it bossman
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 11:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You don't just have to worry about your boss online,
you’re moving into his house too. Looking forward to having you around drunk like last night.
by Kirkharbaugh on Dec 19, 2008 12:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going in later, but basically just to get my paycheck
Then I’m going to quit
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You sounded so happy about the place a month ago at Bowlfest... what happened?
by James F'n X on Dec 19, 2008 9:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Without going in to too many pithy details
Let’s just say that I don’t like the kneejerk reaction by ownership to the current state of the economy. It’s not the salespeople’s fault that sales are down, and now it is more important than ever to invest in web advertising since more people are doing online research before ever setting foot on a lot. However, the owners have instead chosen to abandon all online lead sourcing. Since this directly effects me and my job title, I’ve chosen to leave
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of which, I want another Bowlfest sometime at the start of the new year.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 19, 2008 1:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We're already discussing one after the new year up at Robin Hood Lanes.
I bowl league there, so I was going to see if I could get something set up.
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Dec 19, 2008 1:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Allright.
Robin Hood is just about the last (real) bowling alley in the Seattle area I haven’t bowled at. That and Tech City.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 19, 2008 1:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Congrats BTW.
Glad I got a car from you before you bailed. That thing rocks in the snow.
by Sec 108 on Dec 19, 2008 9:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Glad I was able to help
And that’s good news that it handles well in the snow for you
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Congrats! what's next?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Going into the family business
I’m going to be taking over one of my Dad’s two auto body shops
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good day to get into that.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Dec 19, 2008 9:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
He’s wanted me to do it for a while but couldn’t justify matching my pay from the last couple years. But he’s now so busy that he needs to pull the trigger quickly, and it happened to match up with my current work situation being kind of shitty
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So you gamed your dad for extra money by waiting out the market.
Niiiiiice.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Dec 19, 2008 9:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much
I’m worth every penny of it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
do your employers know this is coming?
The element of surprise is always so much fun here.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I once quit a job while getting lectured for skipping work
To attend the one game playoff in 1995. My boss asked me if baseball was more important than my job and I relied, “Yes.”
He said I needed to get my priorities straight and I informed him that it was a high priority for me to go find a new job and I walked out.
by Sec 108 on Dec 19, 2008 10:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome.
I have a feeling I’ll be getting the same lecture today, since I haven’t been there since Monday. Combine the terrible weather with apathy and you get me skipping 3 (nearly 4) days of work.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The great thing about quitting though
is that you don’t have to listen to that lecture. Or if they somehow try to deliver the lecture before giving you your paycheck, you can just sort of give them the thousand-yard stare and think about anything else while their mouths are moving.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm actually thinking of actively listening while being given that lecture,
and reaffirming my commitment to the store. Then, as soon as the paycheck is handed over I’ll get the fuck out
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that works too.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just sent a text to the other manager
Said that I haven’t quit, in case they think I have. Said I’d try to make it up there this afternoon if I can leave my driveway (which I barely can anyhow)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
then swap all the keys around
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 10:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, I think they do know
Independently of what I’m doing on my end, I have found out that my manager (who is basically the only reason I work there in the first place) has quit for reason similar to my complaints above. So, it’s pretty much assumed that I’ll be quitting anyway, though I told them I was still on as of yesterday. Then my dad called me…
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Very cool.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
on the way into the office, borrow a car off your current lot,
and start smashing parked cars. Drum up some business for yourself.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This might be a good idea.
The insurance for the store pays for people test driving cars, right? So get a friend to go in there and wreck a test drive car into another couple cars.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Dec 19, 2008 10:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and then give me a car.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 10:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The customer's insurance covers any "at fault" accidents that they are in while test driving
Store insurance only covers employees while driving, but I don’t want to pay the $2,000 deductible
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, they why did they throw a fit when I wanted to test drive before I was 25?
Maybe NJ law is different?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Dec 19, 2008 10:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Possibly, yes
Ultimately, the store insurance will cover any vehicle damage, but it will default to the customer always
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
before you do...
wanna jack me a car?
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sure why not
Loaded V8 Genesis ok for you?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
how quickly can I say yes?
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not quickly enough
Deal’s off the table
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you slime bag car salesman..... I WANT A HYUNDAI THAT LOOKS LIKE A BMW
AND I WANT IT FREE
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I WANT YOU TO PAY ME $4000 FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF GETTING THIS CAR FOR FREE
and I want free lunch.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd pay 4 grand for a genesis. I would also take 4 grand and a genesis.
Lunch is out of the question you selfish jerk
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think he was adding to your point
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I realized that after I wrote it, but I stick by what I wrote.
give me that car you cracker
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WHERE'S MY FREE CAR AND PILE OF CASH YOU LEECH
we can negotiate lunch.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And I'm only a slimebag car salesman for another few hours
So I don’t car how much you complain
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Freudian slip
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, no shit
Just saw that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The weather is beautiful and the roads were clear
no reason not to go to work today!
by seattlebruin on Dec 19, 2008 9:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd imagine your store is a little busier than most over this.
Because all the people home from work and school.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Dec 19, 2008 9:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know. I could have worked from home today.
Just felt like coming in. I might leave later as once again there’s almost nobody here. Weaklings.
by Matthew on Dec 19, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So...why does Harmonix wait until December 23rd to release Christmas songs for Rock Band?
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 7:26 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they are the only compny that does not treat
Christmas like a 10 week marathon?
by Sec 108 on Dec 19, 2008 9:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I tried to bike to work today
because we didn’t really get much in the way of snow, but the stuff that fell a few days ago is still around. I got to the top of the big hill, looked down the hill, saw that it was a sheet of ice and rode back home to catch the bus.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 7:57 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Good call.
We got about an inch of snow, but that fell directly on a layer of ice.
My commute was a little hairy this morning.
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 7:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it was a little tetchy on the bus too
but at least it seems like people are heeding the request to drive slowly and take their time, so that’s good.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 7:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
DID THE BUS DRIVER KILL ANYBODY??!!
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 8:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fortunately not but that's only because
I kept haranguing him about what a bad job he was doing so he felt compelled to focus.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 8:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This is what it’s like at my house right now. (Warning: NSFW)
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 8:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Bait me, Phildo... I have one queued up.
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 8:11 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed the seat, and hid my keys?
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 8:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
::picking up cereal that Shirlena threw on him::
Danny: BITCH!!! I love you…
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 8:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Danny: Yes, about 10 minutes ago a guy tried to break into my truck ....
Police officer on the phone: Can you describe what he looked like?
Danny: Yes, he’s a long legged, pissed off Puerto Rican
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 8:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT 'TOTAL'
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 8:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
One of my favorite scenes is when Danny's tooling along in the grocery store on his scooter.
He passes a family witha couple of kids in the freezer section and apropos to nothing, screams “HOLY SHIT!” The kids start giggling.
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 8:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
To me, it's the Chewbacca based grounding
How can you ground someone because the garbage disposal doesn’t sound like Chewbacca taking a shit?
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 8:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The kid needed to learn at some point
Tough love. He could have just thrown a shoe at his faggot ass
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I might as well have worn a dress to work today in honor of Johnbai kicking my ass last night.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 8:16 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
at?
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 8:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Life.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 8:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Have you met him yet?
He is so soft spoken and kind in person. I found his work on you last night to be priceless.
by Sec 108 on Dec 19, 2008 9:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Never met him. I must now.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 9:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He is very cool. You would dig hanging with him.
by Sec 108 on Dec 19, 2008 9:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I get to do that this evening. I look forward to it.
by royalcurve on Dec 19, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Assuming he can still function today...
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 11:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Am blushing with all this kindness and accolade
Kevin_Ess, you on the other hand, will remain my archenemy FOREVER!!!
by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 5:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, I am leaving the comforts of home for the first time all week.
Meeting in public and everything.
by royalcurve on Dec 19, 2008 11:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like we've rescheduled to tomorrow
when the buses flow freely… or not.
by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 5:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
John's a big dude.
I don’t blame you.
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 8:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
As long as it's a pretty party dress with flowers on it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 8:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and little pink shoes
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 8:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
DREAMY!
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 8:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I am wearing the pink shoes.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 8:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Pink crocks?
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Dec 19, 2008 1:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I may wear pink shoes, but you will NEVER see me in crocks, mister.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 1:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my god it's quiet here today
so many people are working from home or getting a jump on the holiday vacationing that I think I may be the only person on my half of the floor.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 8:23 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Hospitals don't shut down, especially in LA where there is no snow. I don't think I'll be seeing any weather related days off
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 8:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I won't either, I work for the power company
but I also don’t have the option of working from home, because I’m a contractor and I don’t have a PGE-issued laptop and they don’t let contractors VPN from their home machines. Stupid Enron.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 8:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There's rumors I'm supposed to be getting one here soon
because I’m on a PC that’s about three years old and pretty slow. Gotta wait until January though, new budget year and all that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 8:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Job security + not having to come in on a snow day
Sometimes being a state employee is awesome.
by katal on Dec 19, 2008 8:35 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
getting paid in Braeburns during an economic downturn, however....
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 8:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
EXCEPT WHEN YOUR STATE AGENCY CAN'T CLOSE THE DAMNED BUILDING!!!
Actually, I took my wife into work today on the Capitol Campus and the roads weren’t too bad. Still, aint no way I was going into my building today.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Dec 19, 2008 1:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I would have stayed home and used the snow excuse.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 8:53 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I told my work that my sled dogs were in the shop.
by James F'n X on Dec 19, 2008 8:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good thinking!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 8:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just skimmed through the homoerotic drunken typofest that I apparently missed last night...
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 8:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Who you calling erotic??
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 9:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's the dress, dude
all I’m saying is that maybe next time you should try for a higher neckline.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Then all of that shaving would be a waste of time.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 9:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Shaving?
If somebody doesn’t like your chest hair then that’s nobody you need to waste your time on
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think he was talking about his back hair though
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
into funny animal shapes?
awesome.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Holiday shapes.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 9:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bitchin'

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I guess it's better that I didn't stay up until midnight getting tanked and looking at John Carlson's ass
but in that spirit, I will share with you a drink my friends nicknamed after me, after I invented it out of boredom and alcoholism at school last year… I present…
“The Aron”
Highball glass
Rocks
2-3 shots of Absolut New Orleans (I’m not entirely sure this exists anymore) – mango/black pepper vodka
1.5 shots guava juice
top with San Pele Arranciata.
Before you get off calling me a girl, understand this packs only slightly less punch than an LIT, and my drink of choice is usually neat whiskey or whiskey/rum cokes.
I just happened to have all 3 ingredients, some females present, and a heavy buzz on.
Enjoy
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This drink intrigues me
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It is simultaneously delicious and heavy
If you use orange soda or something it would be too sweet, the arranciata (or european orange fanta if you can find it) is tart enough to play
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also, since I was unable to find Absolut New Orleans last time I was attempting to make these after the MCATs this summer,
I tried Absolut Peppar. Huge mistake. It’s not black pepper, but peppers as in pepper jack cheese. Disgusting, vile stuff.
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I made the same mistake in trying that swill.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 9:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I tried to finish the bottle by just downing it straight and hoping for the best...
Nope. I think the only way to consume that would be with Boody Mary style spicy tomato juice
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Me too
I will never do that again.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Another of my favorites
is Crown, ginger ale, and a squeeze of lime, on the rocks.
great drink
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh,
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 8:59 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I used to regularly get sore calves from pogoing
but I don’t go to a lot of metal shows, so headbanging isn’t so much a problem.
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We always knew GWAR was a health risk.
by James F'n X on Dec 19, 2008 9:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hear that loud music might have an effect on your hearing, as well.
Oh, and the sky is fucking blue.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 9:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if you knew this one
but the sun rises in the east.
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Consider my mind blown.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 9:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Where, may you ask, does it set?
Studies have shown that the sun does in fact set in the west, most of the time. The rest of the time it sets in Uruguay. Who knew?
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
or as the Red Hot Chili Peppers put it
“The sun may rise in the East at least it settles in the final location”
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have a friend named Sky but I have not met Blue.
Is she hot?
by Sec 108 on Dec 19, 2008 9:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Her friends call her Smurfette.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 9:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
One girl in a village full of guys. What a whore.
by James F'n X on Dec 19, 2008 9:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Smurfs are asexual
and communist
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
To quote Donnie Darko:
What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
it's a philosophical poser, that's for sure
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought about jumping out the window but realized it's too cold.
So I’ll live awhile longer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Dec 19, 2008 10:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Phew.
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I want their work week. Two days on, five days off.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
All you have to do is sign the dotted line
Oh, and become asexual and several inches tall
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and blue
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I won't be joining you for dinner, it appears I blue myself too early
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Turning blue is a side effect of the asexuality.
by Matthew on Dec 19, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait long enough, it should spread.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Dec 19, 2008 10:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Comes with the territory
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And when those little signs that turn blue when they freeze are added to the building's entry way
and it snows and they’re blue – NO SHIT IT’S FUCKING COLD AND THE ICE RINK
PARKING LOT IS FROZEN!!!!
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by PositivePaul on Dec 19, 2008 1:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You've finally snapped, haven't you?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 1:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The funny thing is...
I’ve got a super cool manager and supervisor and we’d already talked about work I could do from home if the bad weather they predicted struck, shutting down roads. My supe lives not too far from me and knows how bad this particular area gets, so she completely prepared, herself, for working from home.
But, yeah, I don’t get pissed off very easily — but when I get pissed, I get REALLY FUCKING PISSED…
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by PositivePaul on Dec 19, 2008 2:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Swinging my head violently back and forth can hurt my neck and brain?
where’s my surprise face gif?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
at the chiropractic clinic
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That would be a great motivational-type poster for the wall there
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I need to move to Seattle. Hopefully UWSOM would like me to attend
I'm signing Yuni and Silva up for The Biggest Loser.
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:26 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Well, luck is certainly a factor.
(Is anyone brother in law to the Dean of Admissions?)
I swear I have more interests than alcohol and baseball….
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Make a large donation to the resoration of Husky Stadium and I bet they accept you.
by Sec 108 on Dec 19, 2008 9:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Show up in the AD's office with a big comedy check with the words "ONE SINGLE WIN" in the "for" line
and ask them how much they want.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So people like Dave Cameron have spent time looking at the cost of a win to teams.
The Huskies this year spent (how the hell do the symbol for infinity here) infinite dollars per win. That is not a good investment.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
because he got axed? I don't follow.
His reputation is tarnished and his prestige has declined, which is bad for the plight of black head coaches in general as he was one of a select few.
He did get paid a good bit though….
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Money is why.
The man was paid millions to run the program into the ground.
by Sec 108 on Dec 19, 2008 10:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
alt-236, thusly
∞
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
but not on a laptop unfortunately.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
huh?
do you not have an alt key?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
.... yes my laptop is made of rocks.
Well, the keyboard shortcuts only work on a numpad. However I just found that I have a numpad built in as a secondary function mapped over some of my actual letter keys.
So I offer you ∞ thanks
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't realize they only worked on a numpad. hmm.
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah I discovered this attempting to type a" ñ"
which as we all know is alt+164.
I was unable to on my home laptop. My office laptop however…
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd just go ahead and move there, and show up on the first day of next term ready to go
what could go wrong?
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like this method of living
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It avoids a lot of pesky paperwork, that's for sure
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
the pesky paperwork has been done
sunk cost
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah well.
On the upside, though, now that you’re guaranteed entrance it’s time to hire movers and put down deposits!*
*I may not fully grasp the concept of “competitive admission”
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WHERE IS SHORT WHITE COAT!! I DEMAND A SHORT WHITE COAT?
WHO AM I? I’M YOU’RE WORST NIGHTMARE IS WHO I IS!
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Huzzah my final day as a permanent resident of the greater Puget Sound Area
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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 19, 2008 9:54 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Congrats, dude
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 9:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
until you can't get out of town due to a new snowpocalypse
but congrats.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll detour through Nevada if I have to
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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 19, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I never got to throw you a going away party =(
We could have rented out a hotel room and everything!
by katal on Dec 19, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How has no one commented on this?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Dec 19, 2008 10:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fear
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
of mental images
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Of partying with Corco
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Partying with Corco is great
You’re guaranteed to get drunk enough to puke
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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 19, 2008 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck it, let's go
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Come to LA. I'll get you sick on the Strip so you can throw up on people worth a lot of money
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SOLID
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 11:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be back for the home opener
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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 19, 2008 10:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think I fear Ms Katal more.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Dec 19, 2008 10:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
.

This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Dec 19, 2008 1:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
uh
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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 19, 2008 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I am happy to see you will be continuing your education.
May it include fewer blackouts.
by Sec 108 on Dec 19, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm seriously debating just giving up alcohol altogether
That might last 10 minutes
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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 19, 2008 10:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Give it up between drinks
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 11:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This is my usual strategy
and I can attest that it has a 100% success rate.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 11:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I really need to clean up my itunes playlists
my random just vomited up Look What The Cat Dragged In, followed by Aerosmith’s "Cryin’ ". Ugh.
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 9:57 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
yup. Time to add some Pete Philly and Perquisite.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yay my favorite Sound Opinions podcast of the year is up
Every year, the Sound Opinions guys bring in Andy Cirzan to play an hour’s worth of the most bizarre and obscure Christmas music he can find – and he finds a lot of really strange and funny stuff. I haven’t listened to this one yet, but if it’s as good as past years it’s definitely worth a listen.
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
The iPod touch is fucking cool.
One of my coworkers got one, and now I’m jealous.
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 10:04 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
It's basically the iPhone without the phone, for almost the price.
I’d just get the phone when they unlock it next year.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Dec 19, 2008 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What makes it so cool?
I’ve never really understood the point of a Touch as opposed to just getting an iPhone…
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's a gimmick. But that doesn't make it any less cool.
And I’m not going to go out and buy one (I’ve got a Sansa which I’m perfectly happy with), but it’s a cool thing to play around with.
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 10:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The movie mode is surprisingly good.
I loaded up OldBoy with subs onto one for a friend and the subs were easily readable.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Dec 19, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I won a new Nano. Pretty sweet themselves.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 10:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I love love love my 3G nano for the reason that most people hated it
I like the square shape much more than the elongated – it fits into a lot more pockets and is much less obtrusive.
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You're a square nano
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nanoo nanoo.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
::Mexican league soccer player scores::
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I assume no one knows Pete Philly and Perquisite,
so I ask and hope that at least some of you Seattleians (Seattlites (Sounds like a Minnesotan naming the things that bounce Cell Phone signals, etc.)? Seattleitorians?)
know who Blue Scholars and Common Market are. If not… you must all be older than I thought.
Also, I realize I dropped a parenthetical parenthetical. (Deal with it)
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by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 10:05 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Seattleites
I know who Blue Scholars are, and I like them – I’m digging for some Pete Philly now, based on your above. Any particular place to start?
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's hard. They are Dutch by residence, but it's all in English. You could actually purchase it online....
Or you could use Pandora and get their songs occasionally. Try torrent.
Both albums, Mystery Repeats and Mind.State are among the best I’ve heard.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 10:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Blue Scholars are fun
My only problem with them is that if you’ve seen them live once, you’ve seen them live a thousand times.
I have mixed feelings on Common Market.
by katal on Dec 19, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tobacco road wasnt as good as the self titled, I concur.
Pete Philly is about 100 times better.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You're up early, trooper
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe you should drop down from the thimble to an eyedropper instead.
Like feeding a baby animal.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Dec 19, 2008 10:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
there are consequences...
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 10:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Take some DayQuil.
You’ll feel better in no time.
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How about a nice greasy pork sandwich
served in a dirty ashtray?
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
with hot sauce
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by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And full baby diaper.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HAS NOBODY HERE SEEN WEIRD SCIENCE?????
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You finished the line so I had nothing to add.
by acblue on Dec 19, 2008 10:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was trying desperately to find video instead but no luck
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Love that movie, but failed to see the reference at the time.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 10:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You're stewed, buttwad
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Like 3 times in the last month
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Now we just need johnbai to regain consciousness
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That thread of him, Robert and jimmimoose
Leads me to believe he may be down for a while.
by Sec 108 on Dec 19, 2008 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you're probably right
I tried to read that this morning but was way too sober.
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You will note that there was only one post
he’s probably lapsed back into unconsciousness and slow dehydration.
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Pussy.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
My final tally for the night was 2 bottles of wine and 3 beers to close it out, all between like 7:30 and whenever I stopped. And considering that the only time I’d eaten all day was a small dinner at about 7, I came out ok
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting bit of baseball trivia:
Who is the only pitcher in the National Baseball Hall of Fame to have never started a Major League game?
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 10:12 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
your mom
wait, I think I’m doing this wrong.
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Due to snow
My winter break will be 17 days long. Hell no I’m not going to shave during that time.
by katal on Dec 19, 2008 10:13 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
there's absolutely no reason you should.
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Gonna end up with a Portland beard.
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I want to shave off every single one of those that I see
Carrie Brownstein, on an NPR podcast I listened to the other day, made the point that this seems to be the Year Of The Beard in Northwest music. She’s right, and it’s no good.
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Beards are fine as long as they are kempt
it’s the unkempt raggedy goddamn hippie ones that are a problem.
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Worse yet are the kempt hippie beards
I can’t tolerate braided beards!
by katal on Dec 19, 2008 10:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
System of a Down want their CDs back.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YOU CAN PRY THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
they’re right there next to my encyclopedic Insane Clown Posse collection.
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by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
pdb is a Juggalo.
I never woulda thought.
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 10:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I actually almost went to see them once when they played the Roseland
just for comedy value, but when I got to within a block of the place and saw the crowd that was going I decided to just go drink somewhere else instead. There are some things even I don’t feel the need to spend money on – and I say that as a guy who paid to see Methods of Mayhem.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Methods of fucking Mayhem.
I haven’t thought of them in a long time.
Fuck Tommy Lee.
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We went on a drunken whim
after many beers, we went to the Showbox and found out it was $20, and the conversation went something like this:
Me: No.
Friend: C’mon, it’ll be fun.
Me: Define “fun”.
Friend: Well, it’s Tommy Lee, you know.
Me: GO OOOOOOONNNNNN
Friend: And they’ve only got one album.
Me: So?
Friend: So they may end up playing a Motley Crue cover or two to pad out the set.
Me: SOLD.
Drunken logic is a bad motivator. They did not, in fact, play a Motley Crue cover; they played the whole MoM record in its entirety. There were two good things about the show: It was over in 45 minutes, turning us loose on the streets at 10pm for more drinking, and it set a new bar for me – now, anything under $20 that is a dubious spend makes me think “I’ve done dumber things with $20 in the past”.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like an awesome night.
by Phildopip on Dec 19, 2008 10:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It actually was
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No thank you. I enjoy the whole "not having VD" experience.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Tommy Lee and it burns when you pee
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Dec 19, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that's quite the little poem.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Nikki Six say goodbye to your dicks?
by Sec 108 on Dec 19, 2008 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Mick Mars and you'll see stars?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Dec 19, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You'll get SARS.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 10:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Toronto
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Dec 19, 2008 3:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
down with da clowns
til I’m dead in the ground!
by katal on Dec 19, 2008 10:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But you'll never get my POD collection.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

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