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Acme this.. dont you patronize to me!

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Part 3 of today's hot topic postings is necessitated by LONG ASS load times and the failure of my last comment to post. I have at least 500 characters of venom in my bloog. My BVC is 500 miles per hour. There was a perfectly ormal chat happening re: robert's serach for both his jacket and his pizza. RC was about to enlighten us to the secret ingredient in her LImey G&T's (perhaps qualudes) and... I had thoroughly thrashed that vermintz Kevin_Ess, my new nemisis... in a game of "insult each other" but making usre to really scare people like coach, just because. But some rare appearches like POsitive Paul, who may or may not have made a single (malt) drunk post? And there was lots of hip hop links to youtube... which gave me good soundtrack for all night dance party because snow means no workie tomoroow.

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best doubl spst ever

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 12:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Holy Balls

Are you talking about St. Germaine liqueur?

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 11:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

I had to get Andrew F., owner of a popular bar in Capitol Hill to ILLEGALLY SELL me some fo that under the table cause I couldn’t find it in liqhor stores. He gave me a good deal though, so give your business to Liberty.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 11:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Will do.

Some friends and I pestered the liquor store on 4th Ave S to carry it and they now have cases of it, right in the middle of the store. Go get some!

by royalcurve on Dec 18, 2008 11:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No... NEVER again

it will reimind me of my ex girlfriend. IMBIBE

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 11:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's okay

how oculd you know? It was my fault… really.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 11:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Prep the hopper

give it the good stuff and the fluff bonnies come runnin. Can’t ahve a good catch without the good bait! AMIRITE>

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 11:51 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

DAVid BOwie Lets Dance is about to run out

some one link me to another youtube fast. Silence is unbearable!!!! GGGOOOODDDD I HATE the silence! It burns!

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 11:55 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

NVR mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl0_9wvVH4k&feature=related

But I had to click on the first thing I saw. Now soundtrack is SEXXY. The extra X is for Sexy.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 11:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

unable to find on youtube

settling for Big Star: Kangaroo.

I’m hoping it’s the song about Tie your kangaroo down mate, tie your kangaroo down!

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 12:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You bastard, that's karma barking at you.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 19, 2008 8:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Robert

I really want to know about your jacket and your pizza. Did you find either or both? Were thay hanging out togther? Did you put your jacket in the refridgeragor.

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 12:03 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Royally Curvacious

do you have food tips for 12:12 am?
My problem is that I have half a fridge full of suaces… like every sauce knowon to man… but no tofu… no bread… no pasta. A man cannot live on wasabi veganaise alone!

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 12:06 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

queued up fo rnext.

but not angry is it.

I hate Angry Smurf. Feed him to Garagmel!

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 12:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

dancing on the hood one motuon

habngf gliding reali patrty like didy let out ouf the way let casper dreive what you gonna dfo get a nw car get a new car tap that whell tap that whell get what thAT ianit that wheel
(matthew abd jew custome)
ainth that hard
smile like a dork in love with his gtrraphs lol

by Robert on Dec 19, 2008 12:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch, I forgot my mixer

I jsut took a drink and my drink is pure tequila now. That hurt.

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 12:10 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

OH man the silence was killing

then I remembered this:
http://www.zefrank.com/condi/
so sweet. I miss Ze Frank so hard I cry.

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 12:19 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

OH man, have you guys watched much of the Ted Talks

They are too long here and now for watching. I repeat DO NOT Watch them now.
But later… when you’re at work or somehting.
http://www.ted.com/index.php/themes/top_10_tedtalks.html

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 12:22 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

SRSLY

foulout 2? Not 3?

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 12:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Fallout 2 is hard to play because you have to think in terms of 10 year old gameplay

but the story line is great. And you seriously have to take it slow and build up before you venture out and run into supermutants or deathclaws… otherwise they will destroy you! And remember that shotguns at close range are absolutely devastating, but weak at long range.

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 12:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's what's been missing

Maybe I’d post more often if there were more disco around on this bloody site

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 12:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't even watch.

The lady and I required naps in the house, followed up by amazing calzone pies. It was a goodly evening of many a cheers to the snow gods.

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 12:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i don't where it is

you better come over here and find it, cause i dunno where it is you bologna. you make me wanna RETCH……five dollars? get outta here.

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 12:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh margie

you came and you brought me a turkey

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 12:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

remember

you can’t spell relaxo…without “relax!”

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 12:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'mlying on my cocuhch and i think sick

behhhhhhhhhhhhh

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 12:40 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

my borhter got the woeeed gene not me

he smoks too much in at thea day and not me

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 12:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You're evil

the spins are not your friend

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 12:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not evil

just making a joke about LSD

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 12:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LSD THIS

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 12:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am your fucking king!

Robert would love the stick figure animations!

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 12:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

song ran out... had to watch again

someone hit me up with some new smack.

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 12:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it's not music, but....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKDIXDDRMqw

between 0:20 and 1:20 is simply amazing in video games. credits go to phildopip for this one, at least for me. he might’ve lifted it off of here days ago, me not know.

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 12:50 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahahahah

omg that’s hillarious

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 1:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i sort of

can’t believe it’s real. i wanna play this game now

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ok slow down

Poop on it Oliver.

I need to catch up. I’m still Benny Lavaing over here.

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 12:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

likr yjr infian vidoe?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 1:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh dude, I've seen this little prick

playing is uke like he’s goddamn lil stevie vai. I hate him with the passion of the christ.

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 1:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

One more

These guys are some of my favorites. Any Math-Metal nerds earn some love from me. Give the song some time to develop and you’ll be well rewarded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlVzgAsVI4I&feature=related

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 12:58 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

i suggest a shot?

or finishing off those tall boys i left in the fridge?

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dude those are so long gone

they are so emptied that I’ve already taken out their corpses to the recycling.

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 1:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

aww

what am i gonna drink when i finish this one?

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

you magnificent bastard

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

go ahead

i’ll go marcy playground on your asses

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

fuck oasis

and marcy playground for that matter. what are you doing… besieging my grey cells?! Give me the hot pipe you majestic star beaver.

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 1:19 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

hey johnny

you like the fleet foxes a good bit, so you should check out the cave singers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWTKNjVbDL4

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

oh wait, this is a bad recording.

hold on, lemme see if i can find a better one

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes...better is good

I said bring me the HOT PIPE

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 1:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

holy Shit

someone broke a fire hydrant outside my apartment, there’s a RIVER going down queen anne right now

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

seriously

it’s nuts, there’s a FLOOD going past my window right now.

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i know nothing of their videos

but their cd is one of the more compelling i’ve run across in several years. i’m by no means a metal fan, and this stuff caught me quickly.

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Royal Curve

did you know you can get RC cola on tap at the Deluxe in Capitol Hill?

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 1:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

sleap

byeeeeeeeeeee

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 1:01 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

after all

we are from the land of chocolate

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

got i love uter so much

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

god, ever

damn you, drunken finger! i’m gonna replace you with shrimps and candles!

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

more like

smells like peanut action!

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

At first you're like

that’s not godzilla…
then you’re like holy carp…. that’s MECHA GODZILLA!!!!12

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 1:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

oh holy crap!

no way, homestar, get away from meeee……

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

please sir

would you like to buy some rusty bicycles?

/Senor Cardgage

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 1:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

jeez

guy wouldn’t know majesty if it bit him in the face….

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

there's a guitar hero ii

for trogdor? damn that’s cool

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Flagged

Because I accidentally hit flagged instead of reply.

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 1:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

blast

story of my life

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Slow your role Pilgrim

I had to give “And the TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIGHT” some love.

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 1:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

mmmm

the AAS rocks my socks, even with a flood of liquid water outside my window on this cold, cold night

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

OMG

I was listening to this when I walked down to Matthew’s house 8 hours ago. It was sublime. As I walked in the happy snow of cap hill with happy children and bundled hand-holders all smiling back at me.

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 1:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhh... it's so old-timey.

makes me miss my dead grandmother’s fresh lemonade.

by johnbai on Dec 19, 2008 1:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

me too

but we might be talking about different things

by jimmimoose on Dec 19, 2008 1:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs