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Clement_tiny by Sec 108 on Comment 1338 comments

So I left work early in Magnolia because my wife was talking about how much snow we had at home.  There was snow in Seattle, but not enough to scare me. 

Well, I got home to Burien and holy crap!  There is half a foot of snow stacked up against my front door.

On another note.  If you think Hip-Hop is easy I give you this.  I suggest watching until the end for the true humor of it all.

Well, have at it.  We all seem to have a lot to say about nothing today since there is no baseball news.

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So I just finished There Will Be Blood.

Bhahahahah, what a great movie. I am glad this was recommended and I am glad I have it for keeps. I still need to see No Country For Old Men, though.

What other good movies does anyone recommend? I also watched The Bank Job last night and it was a meh.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 18, 2008 4:59 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Foyle's War is great drama. British television series so it might not be for everybody.

Ran about 6 episodes.
NCFOM might mess with your head.

Formerly dpseadvr.

by Kermit. on Dec 18, 2008 5:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You might check out

Sympathy For Lady Vengeance and Oldboy. Also wondering if you saw The Departed yet, its about as good as No Country For Old Men.

by JMKaustin on Dec 18, 2008 5:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Departed was excellent.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 18, 2008 5:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know if I love or hate Oldboy

I think I like the idea & the plot of that movie more than the film itself.

by katal on Dec 18, 2008 5:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I love that movie

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 5:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not quite sure I enjoyed that

I think I’ll have to watch it again, because I can’t remember what it was that made me dislike In Bruges, but something did

by Fogel on Dec 18, 2008 6:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

SRSLY how can you mention the Eagles and Boston in the same breath

as Dylan and Talking Heads…. oh and you missed Dylan’s best work by a decade.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 5:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

'70s Dylan rules

Blood on the Tracks > Blonde on Blonde

by katal on Dec 18, 2008 5:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, yes they are

I was just trying to pick on you. Really, I just hate the freakin’ Eagles. But I liked them when I was in high school… so you’re okay.

Tangled up in Blue and Idiot Wind are two of my favorite Dylan songs ever.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 5:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Want to be the coolest kid in school, Coach?

Stock up on 60s and 70s Dylan, as well as Zeppelin.

by katal on Dec 18, 2008 7:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not necessarily.

There is both good and crappy music now, just as there was good and crappy music then.

by royalcurve on Dec 18, 2008 5:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

As opposed to the old days when you thought music was good? The 90's? Vintage, dude.

Fact is, you have to know where to look. Trust me.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 5:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Coach

check out modern recordings by Leonard Cohen, Mark Lanegan, Magnetic Fields, Nick Cave, etc… there’s plenty of baritones out there.

but stay away from Anthony and the Johnsons and the Scissor Sisters.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 5:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And The Darkness

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 5:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The thing to keep in mind

is that most music that stands the test of time was not necessarily absurdly popular in its own day. Most of the bands dominating the Top 40 right now will be forgotten in two years. There’s some great music on the periphery of the mainstream now as always.

Although I do agree that this is a relatively terrible period in popular music, but these things are cyclical. It took Nirvana to kill pop-metal, and the same thing will happen to kill fake pop-punk.

by acblue on Dec 18, 2008 7:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I suppose so

But I wouldn’t go so far as to call it relatively terrible

by Fogel on Dec 18, 2008 8:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think we're coming out of it, actually.

And I’m not as well versed in hip-hop and r&b as I am rock, so there’s that to take into account.

by acblue on Dec 18, 2008 8:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Now the 90s

That was a great period for music

by Fogel on Dec 18, 2008 8:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Early 90s yes.

post ~’97, ick.

by acblue on Dec 18, 2008 8:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The success of the internet ruined everything.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 8:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You've probably come across this a couple times, so I'll ask you.

As well and anyone else that has any ideas.

I have a friend that drums, and he’s in a rock metalish band. (They cover Rage and SOTD along with their own music). He’s probably one of the best drummers I’ve ever seen, but he’s stuck with a band that will go nowhere.

How do you get him to move on, or at least look for a way to move up? Is there a way for him to move up in that fashion?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 8:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Drummers are hard to come by

He needs to audition bands.

Is he a confident person?

by Sec 108 on Dec 18, 2008 8:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Drummers are the catchers of baseball

Except their position adjustment is about +15.

He just needs to take the attitude that he is interviewing them.

by Sec 108 on Dec 18, 2008 8:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There's no reason he can't keep his old band

and also look to play with someone else.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 9:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Job for a Cowboy held a nationwide drummer audition by soliciting people on Myspace

And a buddy of mine that was a lead singer found 3 bands searching for singers by checking Myspace. Just a suggestion

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll look up some and pass them on to him, maybe he'll bite.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 8:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Do what I did with my talented singer/guitarist buddy who listened to the same shit, and let him borrow so awesome indie CDs.

You need to call me soon, anyway.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 8:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I need to call you?

And what will indie CDs do to help him out?

He likes to use those to end his sets because it lets the rest of the people that aren’t there for him go with songs they know.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 8:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Faux, we have friends in common.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 8:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My FB tells me this.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 8:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Made me laugh plenty

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If he wants to move on, he just needs to quit.

Like Sec said, drummers are hard to find and good drummers are impossible to find. I plan on locking mine in my basement if he ever expresses any interest in moving on.

So he just needs to take the plunge and quit. If he’s as good as you say he is and word gets around that he’s available, he’ll have a new band in no time.

But are you sure he WANTS to do something else? I’m stuck in a band that’s going nowhere, and I couldn’t be happier.

by acblue on Dec 18, 2008 8:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I accidentally saw them live at a Flaming Lips show on the pier several years back

It was awesome

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I saw that show

and De La Soul pissed me off. They kept talking to the crowd about how we didn’t know nuffin about hip-hop and they were here to school us an’ shit. Jerks.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 9:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Moore theatre about nine years ago?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 9:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Summer nights at the pier +/- 6 years ago

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes...

and I think there was a 3rd act too… the show suffered a bit by trying to appeal to everyone.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 9:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

4 total, from what I can rememebre

Flamin Lps hedliningn, Cake, De La Soul, and some hillbilly band

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I own everything they've ever put out.

Including Black Sheep, Jungle Brothers, and, of course, Tribe.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 8:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Jodeci was so underrated

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Dec 18, 2008 8:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Aaaaand if I, eeever fall, in love agaaaaaaaiiiiin....

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 8:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The new Q-Tip record is fucking phenomenal by the way

I know he was Tribe Called Quest and not De La, but still.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 10:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I gave it a listen on Free Napster and really enjoyed it.

Tried to buy it at Best Buy the other day but couldn’t find it.

I try not to get too nostalgic about music because I don’t want to turn into too much of a curmudgeon, but fuck do I miss Tribe.

by Teej on Dec 18, 2008 10:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Q-Tip's voice is the best thing to happen to hip hop in pretty much ever

and his jazz upbringing really made for some fantastic musical references.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 10:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh fuck yes

I just got his new album today and it’s making me listen to Tribe Called Quest all over again. Midnight Marauders is a FUCKING AMAZING album.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 10:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Goddam now i' want hip hop to listen to again

i have some but need more. ZUNE ZUNE!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I need to buy that.

I used to have some of the better songs from it on some mixtapes, but I don’t have the album. I pop in Low End Theory every couple of months, but I don’t have as much of the early stuff as I should.

Gift cards for Christmas!

by Teej on Dec 18, 2008 10:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Low End Theory is very close to Midnight Marauders

but I like MM just that little bit better.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 11:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There's a song that came out earlier this year

by Kidz in The Hall (awful name, I know) with a chorus about “driving down the block, Low End Theory tape in.” I love it.

They’re not Tribe or anything, but it’s fun to listen to young rappers who dig the old shit.

by Teej on Dec 18, 2008 11:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Curmudgeon. Good point

Realized this morning I’ve been heading down that route, yikes!

Formerly dpseadvr.

by Kermit. on Dec 18, 2008 10:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Completely and totally incorrect

and it should be noted that I like music from the 70’s and 80’s. But there’s just as much good music now.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 5:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And that's mostly frat-boy crap

Give me the names of six bands you like and I’ll suggest a couple current bands that you might like.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 5:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was being entirely serious

I like recommending bands to people.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 5:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Take him up on the offer.

pdb is a music encyclopedia.

by Sec 108 on Dec 18, 2008 5:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you'd prefer to email me my link's in my profile

but if not enjoy the Dropkick Murphys.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 5:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

my link's in my profile? That makes no sense.

My email’s in my sig link, is sorta what I meant.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 5:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Fine.

Six bands. Boston, Talking Heads, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Eagles, The Temptations and Bob Dylan (not a band, but whatever)

by Coach Owens on Dec 18, 2008 5:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like you dig those 70s style story-teller bands.

Pick up some Heart pre 1980.

I think you might like America as well. A little more folk-y than other groups, but a good group nonetheless.

by BrianL on Dec 18, 2008 5:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That wasn't so hard, now, was it?

Well, to start off with, have you heard the new David Byrne/Brian Eno album? It’s quite good. If you like the Temptations, you’ll probably like Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings; If you like that and want something a little more “rocking”, check out The Bell Rays (Let It Blast is my favorite, but it’s not on Amazon so you’ll have to dig for it).

If you like Bob Dylan, you’ll like Billy Bragg. Start with William Bloke and work into his more political stuff from there.

If you like Skynyrd, check out the Drive-By Truckers; that’s one of my favorite albums of this year, and their older stuff is great too.

I don’t really care for Boston or the Eagles, so I can’t really think of a good analog for either one, but I do have to throw in the obligatory plug for The Hold Steady here. Anything they do is great – it’s a mix of Springsteen, Dylan, and a little bit of punk rock as well.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 5:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Music is extremely important to me

and if I can help point people to some good stuff I’m all over that action.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 5:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow... I absolutely hate the Drive By Truckers

but I like the rest of the suggestions.

If you want to expand off of that 70’s soft rock vibe… you could go to the Zombies or Steely Dan. Both of whom are lightyears ahead of the Eagles musically.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 6:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I used to hate DBT

but they’ve really grown on me lately, I think the new album is what did it.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 6:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm listening to the Bellrays right now

on Pandora thanks to your suggestion. The track they chose for me is: Everyday I Think of You

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 6:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If they still tour they should be seen live

The lead singer has the same vibe as Ike-And-Tina era Tina Turner – non-stop energy, killer voice, fearlessness – and the band is pretty ferocious.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 6:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I've heard a few of Steely Dan's songs.

And personally didn’t like them much.

by Coach Owens on Dec 18, 2008 6:05 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

This is wise.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 6:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Can't Buy a Thrill is pretty listenable

but you have to have a dark sense of humor to enjoy their lyrics

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 6:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Reelin' in the Years

is one of the most obnoxious songs I’ve heard

by JI on Dec 18, 2008 8:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man... I had to go look up some SD on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_YIUn9Jd1g
21 years ago, when I was 14, I thought this song had the coolest guitar solo ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGRCelgIHbk&feature=related
And then I got hooked on the line in this one:
like the castle in its corner in a medieval game, I foresee terrible trouble, and I stay here just the same.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 9:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No problem

Check some of those out and let me know what you think.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 5:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And it should be noted

that if you dislike strong accents in your singers Billy Bragg may not be for you, but give it a chance, he’s one of the best songwriters of the last 40 years or so.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 5:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Coach

I’m guessing you’re already familiar with the Doors, Santana and Pink Floyd? And if you like the Dropkick Murpheys… I recommend listening to the Pogues… the greatest hits or If I Should Fall From Grace with God.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 6:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YES THE POGUES ARE AWESOME

And so much better than the Dropkick Murphys. Also, Shane MacGowan’s solo stuff is prettygood.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 6:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Early high school was all about

Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd and the Beatles.

If you go the Pink Floyd route, The Wall is probably the easiest to like on first listen, then Dark Side of the Moon. Then when you get old, you’ll realize those are the worst of their ouevre, but that’s okay. They are still pretty bad ass.

With Zeppelin, IV is the album with the most famous songs on it… I think I owned Physical Graffiti and liked it a lot.

And the Beatles were around a long time and really changed their sound… so their 60’s stuff sounds a lot different from the 70’s stuff (cuz they discovered drugs.) The White Album was one of 4 records my parents owned when I was growing up. It’s still outstanding… and pretty easy to enjoy for a new listener.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 6:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Message to Coach:

Cut your teeth on Who’s Next, American Beauty, Led Zeppelin 1, 2, 3, & 4, and every Beatles album from Rubber Soul through Abbey Road. D

by katal on Dec 18, 2008 7:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Usually I don't like compilation albums

Left of the Dial: Dispatches from the ’80’s Underground is pretty good.
Think college radio, when college radio was the shit.

Formerly dpseadvr.

by Kermit. on Dec 18, 2008 7:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Surprised no one has mentioned the Band.

If you’re into the Temptations, check out anything on Stax Records. The library should have a bunch of Stax singles collections and those are a great starting point. If you’re into Boston, maybe check out ELO. I’m not a huge prog guy but ELO is pretty good. Also check out Nick Drake; not directly related to anything on your list, but you seem to like singer-songwriter type stuff and Nick Drake is fantastic.

And to echo pdb, Eno is great. His first two solo albums “Here Come the Warm Jets” and “Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)” are among my all-time favorites.

by acblue on Dec 18, 2008 7:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm too fucking lazy to go into music tonight, but if anyone wants to email me, I'll serve your ass up.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 7:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Musical ignorance needs to be eradicated from the planet

and if I can do that one person at a time then that’s what I do.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 5:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You and I have a lot in common.

No wonder we’re both old.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 5:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Coalesce sucks and you failed me

*Note: I’m just fucking with you; they’re great

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 6:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That subject line literally had me worried!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 6:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yo dawg

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 6:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody else noticed that he's picked up Corco's habit of [Thirdperson]verbing?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 8:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You mean Corco picked it up from him?

Scary.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 8:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My name works though

Corco+ works really well since I have the first syllable of many verbs at the end of my name

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 8:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

*Corconcurred

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay.

Nsync
98 Degrees
Backstreet Boys
Twiggy
Shaggy
Snow

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 5:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Got it. I fucking love their hit, "Mmm Bop."

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 5:48 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Nothing to talk about??

You have seen the fact that Ibanez does not like defensive metrics?

Laugh fest!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 5:18 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

*haven't

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 5:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Comedy gold.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Dec 18, 2008 5:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Why would he like something that says his hitting does not make up for his fielding?

I have one thing to say to Ibanez. “I have seen you play in person many times and you look much more competent on TV.”

by Sec 108 on Dec 18, 2008 5:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So to be fair to Raul, he does bring up some good points about not taking positioning into account

and acknowledges that stats in general are about probabilities.

You’re still a terrible defender, Raul. Thanks for the draft picks!

by seattlebruin on Dec 18, 2008 6:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Braves are a little pissed, says Rotoworld
In the wake of Rafael Furcal’s potential return and exit, the Braves have decided to stop doing business with the player’s agents, the Wasserman Media Group.

by Goose on Dec 18, 2008 5:34 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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"Having been in this business for 40-some years, I’ve never seen anybody treated like that," Schuerholz said. "The Atlanta Braves will no longer do business with that company — ever. I told [agent] Arn Tellem that we can’t trust them to be honest and forthright. I told him that in all my years, I’ve never seen any [agency] act in such a despicable manner.

"It was disgusting and unprofessional. We’re a proud organization and we won’t allow ourselves to be treated that way. I advised Arn Tellem that whatever players he represents, just scratch us off the list. Take the name of the Atlanta Braves off their speed dial. They can deal with the other 29 clubs and we’ll deal with the other hundred agents."

by Goose on Dec 18, 2008 5:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch.

And when are teams going to make this stand against Boras?

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 18, 2008 5:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think you mean "when teams like the Yankees and Red Sox stop paying him off."

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 18, 2008 6:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Eyeball herpes.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 5:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Brain stain.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 18, 2008 5:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Taint brain.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 6:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I may need Sec 108 backup.

Pissed off employers are circling my house, knocking on the door and trying to look through windows. Gahhh! Do I dive under the bed?

by royalcurve on Dec 18, 2008 5:50 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

You know what I hate is when John Schuerholz

Comes over to my house and throws a fit just because I decided I want to play for the Dodgers instead.

by Sec 108 on Dec 18, 2008 5:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And I only laid his daughter once.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 7:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wuuuh????

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 7:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

09/09/09

What does Joe Posnanski mean when he keeps saying that?

by speedomike on Dec 18, 2008 6:01 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

he's writing a book about the Big Red Machine

and it’s being published on that day, so instead of relentlessly plugging it he’s started just saying 09/09/09 when he mentions the Reds.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 6:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh okay

Makes sense. Especially considering it kept up coming up when talking about Morgan and Bench

by speedomike on Dec 18, 2008 6:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It got to be a big joke for him

because every time he’d mention one of those old Big Red Machine guys he’d say “did I mention I have a book coming out about the Big Red Machine?” and after a while he got tired of spelling it out so he just shorthanded to the publication date.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 6:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Gotcha

Love his blog, but have only reading it sporadically.

by speedomike on Dec 18, 2008 6:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone should read his stuff regularly

he’s an amazingly good writer.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 6:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

NCAA Final 4

Aka hot tall chicks smacking balls

by speedomike on Dec 18, 2008 6:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Boring, I mean

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 6:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I wouldn’t care but Penn State is #1 in the country and there are no other sports I’m intereste in tonight. And I went to Penn State. So, I sort of care.

by speedomike on Dec 18, 2008 6:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only one that finds it odd

that Penn State has the #1 volleyball team in the country? Pennsylvania doesn’t seem to be a volleyball hotbed.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 6:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Basically

Penn State gets every good player east of the Mississippi.

by speedomike on Dec 18, 2008 6:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's the same thing over and over again.

Serve the ball from back of the court, volley it back and forth a few times, one team spikes it, rinse and repeat.

by Coach Owens on Dec 18, 2008 6:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Attractive females

Jumping. In small, tight shorts. Repeatedly.

by speedomike on Dec 18, 2008 6:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Proof

http://cheer.uoregon.edu/
There’s a poster at the bottom.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 6:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice...

Well these are the cheerleaders at my alma matar. Coincidently, I know the girl second to the bottom left from high school.

http://gohuskies.cstv.com/cheer/index.html

by Fin on Dec 18, 2008 6:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wyoming

has some sexy cheerleaders

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 6:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not bad for Wyoming.

But then you have to remember that U of Wyoming is the only university in the state.

by Fin on Dec 18, 2008 6:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, you may have a chance.

Considering the state has a smaller population than Seattle.

by Fin on Dec 18, 2008 6:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That is either a good thing or a bad thing for getting ladies

I’m not sure which

But I’m looking for a relationship now and I think the more conservative outlook on life in Wyoming will be more conducive for that

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 6:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well you come in as the mysterious city slicker.

You can expose them to marvelous technologies like the iPod, the computer and the digital camera. That should woo them.

by Fin on Dec 18, 2008 6:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My iPod is full of bad folk music

and my digital camera is full of pictures of highway signs

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 6:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not bad, and the garters are a nice touch.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 6:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So she's more than a 10?

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Dec 18, 2008 6:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

9

This dumb bitch used to vacation in McCall and party with us s ometimes

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 6:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That plus a totally stupid dumb bitch quote

She was never the brightest bulb but the only time I hit on her I was really, really drunk

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 6:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Meh

I had a nice drunken conversation with her, she laughed at my bad jokes, I put my arm aroundn her, she seemed weirded out and then walked away

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 6:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Needs to be much smaller.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 6:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ahh, you weren't here for that discussion.

The picture size should be inverse to the amount of surprise.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 6:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like that rule

To me, the less shocking the statement, the bigger the picture

by JI on Dec 18, 2008 8:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but the picture can't get much bigger.

We need a way to accurately convey extreme lack of surprise, and I don’t want to paste a 1000 width Surprise Face.

by acblue on Dec 18, 2008 8:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This was always my impression as well.

In fact, the introduction of the surprise face for actually surprising things muddles the message.

by Teej on Dec 18, 2008 8:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Where's the screencap from that forklift safety video?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKING

rec’sd

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not so surprised, considering the source?

I think I’m starting to get the hang of this.
Then again I might be wrong.

Formerly dpseadvr.

by Kermit. on Dec 18, 2008 6:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I would love to plow

this girl though

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 6:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Why are the hot ones so gullible?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 6:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmm.

Maybe I should rephrase.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 8:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You might want to apologize to the women who read this.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 18, 2008 6:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I apologize women who might read this

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 6:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

she likes her family and Christ

those are good qualities in a woman

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 6:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds boring
Hobbies/Activities: Being with my family, playing Scrabble :), and eating Chipotle!

by Goose on Dec 18, 2008 7:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What else is she supposed to do in Eugene?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 7:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Drink. Consume drugs.

Party, hook up. All things I would assume they do there that they do in Pullman.

by Fin on Dec 18, 2008 7:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't want a girlfriend that loves hooking up

Drinking is fine, partying is fine, depends on the drugs

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 7:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I mean she can hook up with me all she wants

but girls who enjoy hooking up with huge quantities of random dudes when they’re single are not my type

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 7:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not the Pullman one.

This one’s Granite Bay, CA, an hour inland of San Fran.

Not that much different, really.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 7:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like boring

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 7:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Perfect for you

Major: Communication Disorders

by NOLAmarinergirl on Dec 18, 2008 7:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

woman*

I don’t think anyone besides NOLAMarinergirl will be exposed to this.

by Fin on Dec 18, 2008 6:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

RC?

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 18, 2008 6:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

RC?

And I think there’s a couple lurkers.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 6:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

As a side note, fuck you UO.

http://cheer.uoregon.edu/squad/erikab.html
Why must you put stupid shit on EVERY uniform?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 7:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't make it right.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 7:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Eh

Sounds like a quote from “A Walk to Remember” or some bull shit like that.

by Fin on Dec 18, 2008 6:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Natch!

“Life is not measured by the breaths you take but by the moments that take our breath away.” Holy shit I’d shoot myself.

Formerly dpseadvr.

by Kermit. on Dec 18, 2008 6:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

but always hot

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 6:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hot from a physical standpoint

Not from a “hey, I want to date you” standpoint

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 7:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sec, I couldn't agree more.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 8:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not true.

Sometimes you don’t find out until you’ve been with a few women that you think are what you want.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 8:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hehe you need to shut your butt up right now.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 8:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That above comment was aimed at Faux.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 8:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I needed the other people in life to show me what I didn't want out of it.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 8:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I meant what I said.

Figure out who you are. Otherwise you are wasting any woman’s time.

If you do not have the self-confidence to be yourself even the kindest woman will crush you.

by Sec 108 on Dec 18, 2008 8:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wise words

I’ll take that into consideration

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 18, 2008 8:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think you'll win him over with that concept.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 7:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not that way, just in general.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 8:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Vane?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 7:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit it's a myspace page.
Athletic Experience: I was a gymnasts for nine years.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 6:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That only proves Kent's point.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 6:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe on TV.

But in reality, they are 6’5" beasts whose thighs are bigger than you.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 18, 2008 6:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

...

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 8:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Eh?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 8:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 8:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's ON.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 8:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I used to be one of the sweeper guys at my college.

These chicks were hot from 20 yards away, but then when you stand next to them, they are giants. Granted not all of them, but most of them are.

Normal size volleyball chicks are hot, though.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 18, 2008 6:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm 6'4".

There are not too many that aren’t still shorter than me. And who wants a stick?

Mmmmmm, volleyballers. 5’11" and athletic? Thank you very much.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 6:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd still go for the forwards.

Anything 6’3" and under is fine by me.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 6:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They can hook up with basketball players.

I like being the tall one.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 6:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm always the tall one

Volleyball chicks are like my height.

by speedomike on Dec 18, 2008 6:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's why the cutoff is at 6'3".

Leaves an inch to spare.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 6:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Good luck with that, especially where you are.

Maybe if you stack one on top of the other?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 7:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's a whole new ballgame.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 7:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

PARTY!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 7:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha good luck with that anywhere.

Actually girls who are near my height scare me. We had some volleyball players at my school who were 6’8" twins, they were so tall I was confused when I almost looked them eye to eye.

by brayden04 on Dec 18, 2008 7:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

5'11" is perfect.

And there are plenty of volleyball girls taller than you at the college level. I would guess the average height is 6’3".

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 18, 2008 6:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd just like to say

This is the longest thread I’ve ever started. Yay.

by speedomike on Dec 18, 2008 6:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The volleyball?

I am watching the Madoff scandal.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 18, 2008 6:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I found myself rooting for Texas

because they were much hotter than the Stanford players.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 18, 2008 6:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

YES

Someone else is actually watching

by speedomike on Dec 18, 2008 6:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Shit I've been going back and reading and posting in the old thread

I left it open while I went out and played for a few hours and finalized the details on my new career, and came back to find 800 more posts. I read all the way through and contributed my points to everything. I then got to the bottom and found that we had a new thread going. Drat

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 6:38 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Well by definition

“Head” from any source has only one reason for existence… and that would be sucking. So I guess I can’t argue with you. Although I question anyone seeking head from a dogfish.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 6:52 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You make me so happy!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 7:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dolphins aren't fish

There may be a reference here that I missed

Formerly dpseadvr.

by Kermit. on Dec 18, 2008 7:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Enjoy.

I’ve got some in the fridge that I might crack tonight. But I have two other beers that I’d rather have. Life is hard!

by Teej on Dec 18, 2008 6:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Do it

I’m off to make dinner but I hope hilarity will be here to view later.

by Sec 108 on Dec 18, 2008 8:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm getting there myself

Working on the second bottle of wine. My better half has switched to beer after one glass, so I’m on my own

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well done

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You're an ugly hooker.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 8:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

GOTTA LIVE GOTTA LIVE GOTTA LIVE

IN SHIT TOWN

GOTTA LIVE GOTTA LIVE GOTTA LIVE IN OOOOUUUUURRRR TOWN

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, do it, you crazy bastard. Between you, Toot, and myself, this could be entertaining.

However, I’m at a disadvantage, as my space key is hardly working.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 8:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

likeyouwouldtypecorrectlyanyway

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It offends me too.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 10:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just a beer snob really

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by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 10:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have a fridee fuul of coors liht

and a bunch of chepa wine. alc isalc

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I had a Dogfish Head Palo Santo this evening

it was good but not revelatory. I was somewhat disappointed.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 10:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I liked it, don't get me wrong

but I wasn’t all OMGTHISISTHEBESTBEEREVER. I’d definitely have it again, though.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 10:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Entirely possible

I’d just heard so many amazing things about it that maybe I built it up too much in my head or something.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 10:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Possible.

That happened the first time I had 90 Minute, actually. Liked it more the second time.

by acblue on Dec 18, 2008 10:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I 'd go halfway between good and revelatory.

I think I rated it 8/10 on Ratebeer, but it was no Pliny.

by acblue on Dec 18, 2008 10:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not even close.

Pliny is genius in a bottle.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 10:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I enjoyed it but it didn't blow my mind.

I bought a four-pack of the Midas Touch, drank half of one and told my lady she could have the rest. Way too sweet for me.

by Teej on Dec 18, 2008 10:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And I was already kinda drunk when I had the Palo Santo,

so I should probably reserve judgment on that one.

by Teej on Dec 18, 2008 10:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

The best part is the way it hits you.

by acblue on Dec 18, 2008 10:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Please see below. Uhhh, sorry?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 10:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I dun tol you arredy sucka

quit trying to get a bj from a goddamm fish… you sicko fuckwad

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 10:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You know

this bag of clementines from Trader Joes is pretty damn good. Not a bad one in the bunch… unlike those “tangerines” I used to buy. A good 25% of those were dry and tasteless.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 6:50 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I need my fill of angry John. Anything making you angry, John?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 8:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Shut up your douchebag mouth Kevin_Ess

before I come hammer a nail through your lower jaw, giving you another tongue piercing and a cleft palette. I hate your god damn guts you pigfucker shit box gypsy dildo fuck.

Happy now?

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 9:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It ain't that long, but it ain't that big around...

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 9:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and it won't fit in a tuna can becuas your pelvic is in the way

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

wait whata re we taling about

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's exactly what I needed, you militant faggot retard.

I love you.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 9:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

milifagantard

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

wow i did that like i thought with no fucking ups

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Suck on monkey cum

you curdled twat waffle

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 9:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

wtf recs up date with the poist

I WILL NEDVVER LEAVE A HIDFDDEN SUBTHREWAD EVER?!!!!!!!!

by Robert on Dec 18, 2008 9:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You reek of rat vomit and hooker remorse. And you taste like Robert.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 9:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and when he farts is rekks of blood and condonmes

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Kevin_Ess,

Go lick the sheela-na-gig droppings from your mother’s soiled panties. Then come back and talk to me. It’ll be an improvement from your mung breath stench.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 10:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I have to say that was EPIC.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 10:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You back for more, you insufferable

Saxon cur?! In your pathetic quest for wine, you’ve whored your ass to every queen with two schillings to rub together this snow-blown night, and even the syphillitic town idiot is bored with buggering your bleeding arse and has left you face down in the sewer just downslope from the cathouse. Enjoy the meager warmth upon your cheek from the steady seepage of menstruation and spunk.

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 10:23 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

kevin lost

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was away,

dealing with the hoards of male whores, braying like donkeys, waiting for their new infusion of rabies treatment. The major complaint was the itching of genitalia and soreness of rectums (damn near killed ’em). The contraction of rabbit herpes was a nice tough, however.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 10:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Or *touch.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 10:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

tell him what to kiss, kev

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You already kknow I love you, and can holdyown, as it were....

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 10:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck this keyboard. *HOLD MY OWN.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 10:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

no KISS THIS

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't see anything. Are youa "grower?"

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 10:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

i'm a no-er

:(

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

wait i'm groer1!

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

how could kitss the eohter end of the joystick??

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I nominate this comment for "most fucked up comment from a poster I love."

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 10:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

winning yay!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Stay down

you Lazerus cunt muppet. I will lobster johnson your sorry backside, then line the wounds with a million moquito probosci

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 10:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

IT NVEER EDNS@!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know what this means

but I love the phrase “cunt muppet”.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 10:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

how could yu nort?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll scallop your dirty raw tuna, you bitch.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 11:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

First

I’ll keel haul yer blue balls so the barnacles can feast on yer crabs. Then we’ll make pieces o’ eight out that shrivelled shrimp ye call yer manhood!

by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 11:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll be back, you bitch.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 10:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

See, Marcw? THAT'S a nemesis. Pansy.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 10:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Needs more historical references

“Misbegotten lingam pus” perhaps?

by marc w on Dec 18, 2008 10:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This might be one of my favorite posts ever on LL,

and probably the one that get’s me banned.

Goddamn, it was worth it.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 10:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

apostrphy

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Accostraphy.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 10:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ecclesiaopstrophy

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ecclesiastes 3:13. "Thou shan't bone another LLer, even if they look like Robert in drag."

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 11:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

now i confesused

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I fear angry John.

He is a large man. And by large I mean could likely kick my ass.

by Mariner John on Dec 18, 2008 10:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My guess is I had to work.

And the drive from Kent to Seattle is not always ideal. I’ll try to make it to some meetup soonish though.

by Mariner John on Dec 18, 2008 10:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Best. Subthread. Ever.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 11:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i laughd ean d woke myt fiancee up

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I figured I was late

I’m always late on this site.

by speedomike on Dec 18, 2008 7:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I was going to mention no one is wearing Speedos anymore...

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 7:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

whatever

fastskins are weird

by speedomike on Dec 18, 2008 7:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My brother is IKE's (Yakima high school) great white swimming hope.

Yesterday he came within milliseconds of breaking the state record in the 400 with a torn rotator cuff.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 7:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs