Batting 2nd OTFPOTD - 12/18/08
by Sec 108 on Dec 18, 2008 4:49 PM PST
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PrintSo I left work early in Magnolia because my wife was talking about how much snow we had at home. There was snow in Seattle, but not enough to scare me.
Well, I got home to Burien and holy crap! There is half a foot of snow stacked up against my front door.
On another note. If you think Hip-Hop is easy I give you this. I suggest watching until the end for the true humor of it all.
Well, have at it. We all seem to have a lot to say about nothing today since there is no baseball news.
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So I just finished There Will Be Blood.
Bhahahahah, what a great movie. I am glad this was recommended and I am glad I have it for keeps. I still need to see No Country For Old Men, though.
What other good movies does anyone recommend? I also watched The Bank Job last night and it was a meh.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Foyle's War is great drama. British television series so it might not be for everybody.
Ran about 6 episodes.
NCFOM might mess with your head.
Formerly dpseadvr.
You might check out
Sympathy For Lady Vengeance and Oldboy. Also wondering if you saw The Departed yet, its about as good as No Country For Old Men.
The Departed was excellent.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
I don't know if I love or hate Oldboy
I think I like the idea & the plot of that movie more than the film itself.
Not quite sure I enjoyed that
I think I’ll have to watch it again, because I can’t remember what it was that made me dislike In Bruges, but something did
Colin Farrell alone is worth the price of admission there
he was fantastic in it, and I don’t normally like him.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Wow, I didn't get that from it at all
it’s a dark comedy, that’s for sure, but I didn’t get “pretentious” from it at all.
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I really, really need to see this damn thing.
Missed it at the theater.
Music from the '70s and '80s was so much better than it is now.
Dylan, Boston, The Eagles, Talking Heads, etc.
SRSLY how can you mention the Eagles and Boston in the same breath
as Dylan and Talking Heads…. oh and you missed Dylan’s best work by a decade.
'70s Dylan rules
Blood on the Tracks > Blonde on Blonde
Yes, yes they are
I was just trying to pick on you. Really, I just hate the freakin’ Eagles. But I liked them when I was in high school… so you’re okay.
Tangled up in Blue and Idiot Wind are two of my favorite Dylan songs ever.
Want to be the coolest kid in school, Coach?
Stock up on 60s and 70s Dylan, as well as Zeppelin.
Not necessarily.
There is both good and crappy music now, just as there was good and crappy music then.
For the most part, today's music seems to be these young guys with high voices.
It’s really quite annoying.
It seems to be much more common today.
Possibly because pre-teen and early teenage girls seem to like it. I really don’t know.
When done incorrectly they're like fingernails on chalkboards
but when done correctly they’re awesome.
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As opposed to the old days when you thought music was good? The 90's? Vintage, dude.
Fact is, you have to know where to look. Trust me.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Robert Plant's voice sure was low.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 5:23 PM PST up reply actions
Coach
check out modern recordings by Leonard Cohen, Mark Lanegan, Magnetic Fields, Nick Cave, etc… there’s plenty of baritones out there.
but stay away from Anthony and the Johnsons and the Scissor Sisters.
The thing to keep in mind
is that most music that stands the test of time was not necessarily absurdly popular in its own day. Most of the bands dominating the Top 40 right now will be forgotten in two years. There’s some great music on the periphery of the mainstream now as always.
Although I do agree that this is a relatively terrible period in popular music, but these things are cyclical. It took Nirvana to kill pop-metal, and the same thing will happen to kill fake pop-punk.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah but it's not dominant like it is in better times.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 7:57 PM PST up reply actions
I suppose so
But I wouldn’t go so far as to call it relatively terrible
I think we're coming out of it, actually.
And I’m not as well versed in hip-hop and r&b as I am rock, so there’s that to take into account.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 8:02 PM PST up reply actions
Now the 90s
That was a great period for music
The success of the internet ruined everything.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Actually it's made being in underground bands much easier so yay.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 8:06 PM PST up reply actions
You've probably come across this a couple times, so I'll ask you.
As well and anyone else that has any ideas.
I have a friend that drums, and he’s in a rock metalish band. (They cover Rage and SOTD along with their own music). He’s probably one of the best drummers I’ve ever seen, but he’s stuck with a band that will go nowhere.
How do you get him to move on, or at least look for a way to move up? Is there a way for him to move up in that fashion?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
He doesn't think he's that good, and he's sort of the leader of that band, so he doesn't like the idea of breaking it up.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Drummers are the catchers of baseball
Except their position adjustment is about +15.
He just needs to take the attitude that he is interviewing them.
Job for a Cowboy held a nationwide drummer audition by soliciting people on Myspace
And a buddy of mine that was a lead singer found 3 bands searching for singers by checking Myspace. Just a suggestion
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:14 PM PST up reply actions
I'll look up some and pass them on to him, maybe he'll bite.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Do what I did with my talented singer/guitarist buddy who listened to the same shit, and let him borrow so awesome indie CDs.
You need to call me soon, anyway.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I need to call you?
And what will indie CDs do to help him out?
He likes to use those to end his sets because it lets the rest of the people that aren’t there for him go with songs they know.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Yeah, Faux, we have friends in common.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
My FB tells me this.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Made me laugh plenty
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
If he wants to move on, he just needs to quit.
Like Sec said, drummers are hard to find and good drummers are impossible to find. I plan on locking mine in my basement if he ever expresses any interest in moving on.
So he just needs to take the plunge and quit. If he’s as good as you say he is and word gets around that he’s available, he’ll have a new band in no time.
But are you sure he WANTS to do something else? I’m stuck in a band that’s going nowhere, and I couldn’t be happier.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 8:19 PM PST up reply actions
When I talk periods of music almost all I mean is hip-hop and r&b
But I’d mostly agree with this.
Early '90s hip-hop was fucking amazing.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
So true..even r&b was so much better
I fucking hate you Mariners
I accidentally saw them live at a Flaming Lips show on the pier several years back
It was awesome
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:22 PM PST up reply actions
I saw that show
and De La Soul pissed me off. They kept talking to the crowd about how we didn’t know nuffin about hip-hop and they were here to school us an’ shit. Jerks.
I liked when Cake made everybody chant an old viking march and direct it toward some city which I cannot currently remember
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:26 PM PST up reply actions
Moore theatre about nine years ago?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Summer nights at the pier +/- 6 years ago
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:38 PM PST up reply actions
Yes...
and I think there was a 3rd act too… the show suffered a bit by trying to appeal to everyone.
4 total, from what I can rememebre
Flamin Lps hedliningn, Cake, De La Soul, and some hillbilly band
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:41 PM PST up reply actions
I own everything they've ever put out.
Including Black Sheep, Jungle Brothers, and, of course, Tribe.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Jodeci was so underrated
I fucking hate you Mariners
Come and talk to me...I really wanna know you....
I fucking hate you Mariners
Aaaaand if I, eeever fall, in love agaaaaaaaiiiiin....
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The new Q-Tip record is fucking phenomenal by the way
I know he was Tribe Called Quest and not De La, but still.
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I gave it a listen on Free Napster and really enjoyed it.
Tried to buy it at Best Buy the other day but couldn’t find it.
I try not to get too nostalgic about music because I don’t want to turn into too much of a curmudgeon, but fuck do I miss Tribe.
Q-Tip's voice is the best thing to happen to hip hop in pretty much ever
and his jazz upbringing really made for some fantastic musical references.
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Oh fuck yes
I just got his new album today and it’s making me listen to Tribe Called Quest all over again. Midnight Marauders is a FUCKING AMAZING album.
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Goddam now i' want hip hop to listen to again
i have some but need more. ZUNE ZUNE!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:49 PM PST up reply actions
I need to buy that.
I used to have some of the better songs from it on some mixtapes, but I don’t have the album. I pop in Low End Theory every couple of months, but I don’t have as much of the early stuff as I should.
Gift cards for Christmas!
Low End Theory is very close to Midnight Marauders
but I like MM just that little bit better.
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There's a song that came out earlier this year
by Kidz in The Hall (awful name, I know) with a chorus about “driving down the block, Low End Theory tape in.” I love it.
They’re not Tribe or anything, but it’s fun to listen to young rappers who dig the old shit.
Remix is better.
Featuing Bun-B, Cool Kids and Pusha-T from The Clipse.
I’m veering off topic. Yikes!
Curmudgeon. Good point
Realized this morning I’ve been heading down that route, yikes!
Formerly dpseadvr.
Completely and totally incorrect
and it should be noted that I like music from the 70’s and 80’s. But there’s just as much good music now.
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And that's mostly frat-boy crap
Give me the names of six bands you like and I’ll suggest a couple current bands that you might like.
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I was being entirely serious
I like recommending bands to people.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
If you'd prefer to email me my link's in my profile
but if not enjoy the Dropkick Murphys.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
my link's in my profile? That makes no sense.
My email’s in my sig link, is sorta what I meant.
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Fine.
Six bands. Boston, Talking Heads, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Eagles, The Temptations and Bob Dylan (not a band, but whatever)
Sounds like you dig those 70s style story-teller bands.
Pick up some Heart pre 1980.
I think you might like America as well. A little more folk-y than other groups, but a good group nonetheless.
That wasn't so hard, now, was it?
Well, to start off with, have you heard the new David Byrne/Brian Eno album? It’s quite good. If you like the Temptations, you’ll probably like Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings; If you like that and want something a little more “rocking”, check out The Bell Rays (Let It Blast is my favorite, but it’s not on Amazon so you’ll have to dig for it).
If you like Bob Dylan, you’ll like Billy Bragg. Start with William Bloke and work into his more political stuff from there.
If you like Skynyrd, check out the Drive-By Truckers; that’s one of my favorite albums of this year, and their older stuff is great too.
I don’t really care for Boston or the Eagles, so I can’t really think of a good analog for either one, but I do have to throw in the obligatory plug for The Hold Steady here. Anything they do is great – it’s a mix of Springsteen, Dylan, and a little bit of punk rock as well.
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Music is extremely important to me
and if I can help point people to some good stuff I’m all over that action.
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And not enough people know of the Bell Rays
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Wow... I absolutely hate the Drive By Truckers
but I like the rest of the suggestions.
If you want to expand off of that 70’s soft rock vibe… you could go to the Zombies or Steely Dan. Both of whom are lightyears ahead of the Eagles musically.
I used to hate DBT
but they’ve really grown on me lately, I think the new album is what did it.
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I'm listening to the Bellrays right now
on Pandora thanks to your suggestion. The track they chose for me is: Everyday I Think of You
If they still tour they should be seen live
The lead singer has the same vibe as Ike-And-Tina era Tina Turner – non-stop energy, killer voice, fearlessness – and the band is pretty ferocious.
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I've heard a few of Steely Dan's songs.
And personally didn’t like them much.
by Coach Owens on Dec 18, 2008 6:05 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Can't Buy a Thrill is pretty listenable
but you have to have a dark sense of humor to enjoy their lyrics
Reelin' in the Years
is one of the most obnoxious songs I’ve heard
by JI on Dec 18, 2008 8:11 PM PST up reply actions
Oh man... I had to go look up some SD on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_YIUn9Jd1g
21 years ago, when I was 14, I thought this song had the coolest guitar solo ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGRCelgIHbk&feature=related
And then I got hooked on the line in this one:
like the castle in its corner in a medieval game, I foresee terrible trouble, and I stay here just the same.
No problem
Check some of those out and let me know what you think.
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And it should be noted
that if you dislike strong accents in your singers Billy Bragg may not be for you, but give it a chance, he’s one of the best songwriters of the last 40 years or so.
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Coach
I’m guessing you’re already familiar with the Doors, Santana and Pink Floyd? And if you like the Dropkick Murpheys… I recommend listening to the Pogues… the greatest hits or If I Should Fall From Grace with God.
FUCK YES THE POGUES ARE AWESOME
And so much better than the Dropkick Murphys. Also, Shane MacGowan’s solo stuff is prettygood.
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I haven't heard much of the Doors, don't really like Santana, and have
also heard only parts of a couple songs by Pink Floyd.
Early high school was all about
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd and the Beatles.
If you go the Pink Floyd route, The Wall is probably the easiest to like on first listen, then Dark Side of the Moon. Then when you get old, you’ll realize those are the worst of their ouevre, but that’s okay. They are still pretty bad ass.
With Zeppelin, IV is the album with the most famous songs on it… I think I owned Physical Graffiti and liked it a lot.
And the Beatles were around a long time and really changed their sound… so their 60’s stuff sounds a lot different from the 70’s stuff (cuz they discovered drugs.) The White Album was one of 4 records my parents owned when I was growing up. It’s still outstanding… and pretty easy to enjoy for a new listener.
Message to Coach:
Cut your teeth on Who’s Next, American Beauty, Led Zeppelin 1, 2, 3, & 4, and every Beatles album from Rubber Soul through Abbey Road. D
Usually I don't like compilation albums
Left of the Dial: Dispatches from the ’80’s Underground is pretty good.
Think college radio, when college radio was the shit.
Formerly dpseadvr.
Surprised no one has mentioned the Band.
If you’re into the Temptations, check out anything on Stax Records. The library should have a bunch of Stax singles collections and those are a great starting point. If you’re into Boston, maybe check out ELO. I’m not a huge prog guy but ELO is pretty good. Also check out Nick Drake; not directly related to anything on your list, but you seem to like singer-songwriter type stuff and Nick Drake is fantastic.
And to echo pdb, Eno is great. His first two solo albums “Here Come the Warm Jets” and “Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)” are among my all-time favorites.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 7:40 PM PST up reply actions
I'm too fucking lazy to go into music tonight, but if anyone wants to email me, I'll serve your ass up.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I believe he's actually serious this time.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 5:45 PM PST up reply actions
Musical ignorance needs to be eradicated from the planet
and if I can do that one person at a time then that’s what I do.
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You and I have a lot in common.
No wonder we’re both old.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Coalesce sucks and you failed me
*Note: I’m just fucking with you; they’re great
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
That subject line literally had me worried!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Yo dawg
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 6:59 PM PST up reply actions
I love your warped view of the world
It leads to endless amusement
by Graham MacAree on Dec 18, 2008 5:45 PM PST up reply actions
Nobody else noticed that he's picked up Corco's habit of [Thirdperson]verbing?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
You mean Corco picked it up from him?
Scary.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
My name works though
Corco+ works really well since I have the first syllable of many verbs at the end of my name
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*Corconcurred
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:33 PM PST up reply actions
Okay.
Nsync
98 Degrees
Backstreet Boys
Twiggy
Shaggy
Snow
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You'd really enjoy the Jonas Brothers
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Got it. I fucking love their hit, "Mmm Bop."
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by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 5:48 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
It's no Baby One More Time but what is?
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Not when that Scooby motherfucker is the real problem
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So much more amusing when read like I did:
Yay 8-12 inches o snow on its way
by JI on Dec 18, 2008 8:13 PM PST up reply actions
Nothing to talk about??
You have seen the fact that Ibanez does not like defensive metrics?
Laugh fest!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Why would he like something that says his hitting does not make up for his fielding?
I have one thing to say to Ibanez. “I have seen you play in person many times and you look much more competent on TV.”
So to be fair to Raul, he does bring up some good points about not taking positioning into account
and acknowledges that stats in general are about probabilities.
You’re still a terrible defender, Raul. Thanks for the draft picks!
by seattlebruin on Dec 18, 2008 6:02 PM PST up reply actions
The Braves are a little pissed, says Rotoworld
In the wake of Rafael Furcal’s potential return and exit, the Braves have decided to stop doing business with the player’s agents, the Wasserman Media Group.
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"Having been in this business for 40-some years, I’ve never seen anybody treated like that," Schuerholz said. "The Atlanta Braves will no longer do business with that company — ever. I told [agent] Arn Tellem that we can’t trust them to be honest and forthright. I told him that in all my years, I’ve never seen any [agency] act in such a despicable manner.
"It was disgusting and unprofessional. We’re a proud organization and we won’t allow ourselves to be treated that way. I advised Arn Tellem that whatever players he represents, just scratch us off the list. Take the name of the Atlanta Braves off their speed dial. They can deal with the other 29 clubs and we’ll deal with the other hundred agents."
Ouch.
And when are teams going to make this stand against Boras?
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
I think you mean "when teams like the Yankees and Red Sox stop paying him off."
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
So I read Baker's blog but rarely the comments until his Raul post today
Oh dear sweet lord what the fuck
Eyeball herpes.
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Brain stain.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Taint brain.
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I may need Sec 108 backup.
Pissed off employers are circling my house, knocking on the door and trying to look through windows. Gahhh! Do I dive under the bed?
Lied and said I was stuck in the snow and couldn't work tonight.
Oops, LLLJ.
Man, the Braves are really pissed, huh?
You know what I hate is when John Schuerholz
Comes over to my house and throws a fit just because I decided I want to play for the Dodgers instead.
And I only laid his daughter once.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
DUDE THERE IS GOING TO BE A DREAMCAST 2?
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A quick google search reveals that you are a liar
Thank you for getting my hopes up
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he's writing a book about the Big Red Machine
and it’s being published on that day, so instead of relentlessly plugging it he’s started just saying 09/09/09 when he mentions the Reds.
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Oh okay
Makes sense. Especially considering it kept up coming up when talking about Morgan and Bench
It got to be a big joke for him
because every time he’d mention one of those old Big Red Machine guys he’d say “did I mention I have a book coming out about the Big Red Machine?” and after a while he got tired of spelling it out so he just shorthanded to the publication date.
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Everyone should read his stuff regularly
he’s an amazingly good writer.
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I find it to be completely devoid of interest.
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Yeah
I wouldn’t care but Penn State is #1 in the country and there are no other sports I’m intereste in tonight. And I went to Penn State. So, I sort of care.
Am I the only one that finds it odd
that Penn State has the #1 volleyball team in the country? Pennsylvania doesn’t seem to be a volleyball hotbed.
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It's the same thing over and over again.
Serve the ball from back of the court, volley it back and forth a few times, one team spikes it, rinse and repeat.
Oregon Football cheerleaders.
I fucking hate you Mariners
You need to get past the hate of Oregon...they have by far the best cheerleaders in the pac-10
I fucking hate you Mariners
And yes, it still is true
I fucking hate you Mariners
Sweet mother of god
Wholesome bunch of all-American kids right there.
Formerly dpseadvr.
Proof
http://cheer.uoregon.edu/
There’s a poster at the bottom.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Nice...
Well these are the cheerleaders at my alma matar. Coincidently, I know the girl second to the bottom left from high school.
Wyoming
has some sexy cheerleaders
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Not bad for Wyoming.
But then you have to remember that U of Wyoming is the only university in the state.
Yes but that's fine because that's where I go to school as of 2 weeks 6 days from now
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That is either a good thing or a bad thing for getting ladies
I’m not sure which
But I’m looking for a relationship now and I think the more conservative outlook on life in Wyoming will be more conducive for that
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My personal life is interesting says Jeff
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Well you come in as the mysterious city slicker.
You can expose them to marvelous technologies like the iPod, the computer and the digital camera. That should woo them.
My iPod is full of bad folk music
and my digital camera is full of pictures of highway signs
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Not bad, and the garters are a nice touch.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
fuck that I tried to have sex with a current Oregon cheerleader when she was in high school
I got rejected
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So she's more than a 10?
I fucking hate you Mariners
9
This dumb bitch used to vacation in McCall and party with us s ometimes
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That plus a totally stupid dumb bitch quote
She was never the brightest bulb but the only time I hit on her I was really, really drunk
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Meh
I had a nice drunken conversation with her, she laughed at my bad jokes, I put my arm aroundn her, she seemed weirded out and then walked away
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Needs to be much smaller.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Ahh, you weren't here for that discussion.
The picture size should be inverse to the amount of surprise.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I don't like that rule
To me, the less shocking the statement, the bigger the picture
by JI on Dec 18, 2008 8:17 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah but the picture can't get much bigger.
We need a way to accurately convey extreme lack of surprise, and I don’t want to paste a 1000 width Surprise Face.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 8:21 PM PST up reply actions
This was always my impression as well.
In fact, the introduction of the surprise face for actually surprising things muddles the message.
Where's the screencap from that forklift safety video?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
Late to this party, but...
That is, if you’re truly going for irony…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Dec 18, 2008 9:52 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKING
rec’sd
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
Damn I'm waiting for something fly out of there
Formerly dpseadvr.
Not so surprised, considering the source?
I think I’m starting to get the hang of this.
Then again I might be wrong.
Formerly dpseadvr.
I would love to plow
this girl though
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Why are the hot ones so gullible?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
You might want to apologize to the women who read this.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
I apologize women who might read this
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Honestly I like her because she seems more wholesome
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she likes her family and Christ
those are good qualities in a woman
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If I were a robot I would explode because this statement is so completely fucking incongruous with your original statement my robot brain couldn't handle it.
Also zomg no religion.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 7:56 PM PST up reply actions
There is nothing wrong with wanting to have sex with religious girls
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Unless you're a nun.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
What else is she supposed to do in Eugene?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Drink. Consume drugs.
Party, hook up. All things I would assume they do there that they do in Pullman.
I don't want a girlfriend that loves hooking up
Drinking is fine, partying is fine, depends on the drugs
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I mean she can hook up with me all she wants
but girls who enjoy hooking up with huge quantities of random dudes when they’re single are not my type
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Not the Pullman one.
This one’s Granite Bay, CA, an hour inland of San Fran.
Not that much different, really.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Eugene has tasty restaurants.
And, um, other things.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 7:56 PM PST up reply actions
Perfect for you
Major: Communication Disorders
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 7:55 PM PST up reply actions
RC?
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
I thought you were starting a string, much like Corco just did.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
And I love this one too.
Want some percoset? It’s fun.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
Oh they did that to me
when I took two percosets.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:34 PM PST up reply actions
This seems genuine.
Not that it should.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 7:56 PM PST up reply actions
Goddammit another Irish twin
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As a side note, fuck you UO.
http://cheer.uoregon.edu/squad/erikab.html
Why must you put stupid shit on EVERY uniform?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Doesn't make it right.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Not half as excited as I am about "whoops-a-doodle"
by JI on Dec 18, 2008 8:21 PM PST up reply actions
I guess
But that’s only because you’ve been using whoops-a-doodle for 3+ years
Being in love means never having to say you're sorry
Formerly dpseadvr.
Natch!
“Life is not measured by the breaths you take but by the moments that take our breath away.” Holy shit I’d shoot myself.
Formerly dpseadvr.
What I've decided is that girls who come up with random quotes in that vain are stupid
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Hot from a physical standpoint
Not from a “hey, I want to date you” standpoint
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You need to figure out what the hell you want from life before you deserve to be with a woman.
by Sec 108 on Dec 18, 2008 8:00 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Sec, I couldn't agree more.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Not true.
Sometimes you don’t find out until you’ve been with a few women that you think are what you want.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Yeah but I don't think Corco will get a lot of chances.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 8:02 PM PST up reply actions
True, but he's not getting the ones he's thinking of in the first place.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Hehe you need to shut your butt up right now.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
That above comment was aimed at Faux.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I think he meant in life as apart from women, though.
As in be your own person.
And, what Aaron said.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
I needed the other people in life to show me what I didn't want out of it.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I meant what I said.
Figure out who you are. Otherwise you are wasting any woman’s time.
If you do not have the self-confidence to be yourself even the kindest woman will crush you.
Wise words
I’ll take that into consideration
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I don't think you'll win him over with that concept.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Not that way, just in general.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Beat me.
(not a request but a statement)
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 7:58 PM PST up reply actions
Holy shit it's a myspace page.
Athletic Experience: I was a gymnasts for nine years.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
That only proves Kent's point.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Have you seen fat guys playing it on the beaches and stuff?
Possibly the scariest moment of my life.
Because the conversation involves volleyball.
And after a traumatic event like that, it’s like a constant horror movie every time I discuss it.
Maybe on TV.
But in reality, they are 6’5" beasts whose thighs are bigger than you.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Yeah..same height laying down.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Forgetting one's natural haircolor is absurd
and should be challenged as thus.
by JI on Dec 18, 2008 8:30 PM PST up reply actions
There was a period of time when I couldn't remember my natural hair color.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 8:31 PM PST up reply actions
I'm probably not an ally in this discussion.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 8:32 PM PST up reply actions
I'm trying to figure out if this is more/less stupid than me forgetting my age.
by JI on Dec 18, 2008 8:36 PM PST up reply actions
How hard is it to forget you haircolor?
black/blond/red/brown/sliver/white
Jesus titty fucking Chirst tap dancing on a pinhead made of dumb
by JI on Dec 18, 2008 8:38 PM PST up reply actions
My hair was dyed from the ages of 14-20.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 9:01 PM PST up reply actions
I always had mohawks and Koll Aid dyes.
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It's been colored since my uncle called it 'mousey'
I can’t remember if it’s ash blonde or just faint brown.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:31 PM PST up reply actions
The next time I meet a college volleyball player I'll make a note of that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I used to be one of the sweeper guys at my college.
These chicks were hot from 20 yards away, but then when you stand next to them, they are giants. Granted not all of them, but most of them are.
Normal size volleyball chicks are hot, though.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
I'm 6'4".
There are not too many that aren’t still shorter than me. And who wants a stick?
Mmmmmm, volleyballers. 5’11" and athletic? Thank you very much.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I'd still go for the forwards.
Anything 6’3" and under is fine by me.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
They can hook up with basketball players.
I like being the tall one.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
That's why the cutoff is at 6'3".
Leaves an inch to spare.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Good luck with that, especially where you are.
Maybe if you stack one on top of the other?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
That's a whole new ballgame.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
PARTY!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 7:22 PM PST up reply actions
Haha good luck with that anywhere.
Actually girls who are near my height scare me. We had some volleyball players at my school who were 6’8" twins, they were so tall I was confused when I almost looked them eye to eye.
5'11" is perfect.
And there are plenty of volleyball girls taller than you at the college level. I would guess the average height is 6’3".
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
I found myself rooting for Texas
because they were much hotter than the Stanford players.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNXe_3gVz6I
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
The singing part is kinda funny.
But that’s the only time I wasn’t hiding my face in embarrassed horror. And this is one of the better ones I’ve seen.
Shit I've been going back and reading and posting in the old thread
I left it open while I went out and played for a few hours and finalized the details on my new career, and came back to find 800 more posts. I read all the way through and contributed my points to everything. I then got to the bottom and found that we had a new thread going. Drat
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Well by definition
“Head” from any source has only one reason for existence… and that would be sucking. So I guess I can’t argue with you. Although I question anyone seeking head from a dogfish.
by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 6:52 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You make me so happy!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Dolphins aren't fish
There may be a reference here that I missed
Formerly dpseadvr.
Enjoy.
I’ve got some in the fridge that I might crack tonight. But I have two other beers that I’d rather have. Life is hard!
You can always just drink 3 beers
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I hope you've forgiven me and I can get hilarious drunk Broberto messages.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:37 PM PST up reply actions
Everybody post your phone numbers for Robert!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:03 PM PST up reply actions
It'd be the end of us all, I'm afraid
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:10 PM PST up reply actions
I'm getting there myself
Working on the second bottle of wine. My better half has switched to beer after one glass, so I’m on my own
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:37 PM PST up reply actions
Well done
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:39 PM PST up reply actions
You're an ugly hooker.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
GOTTA LIVE GOTTA LIVE GOTTA LIVE
IN SHIT TOWN
GOTTA LIVE GOTTA LIVE GOTTA LIVE IN OOOOUUUUURRRR TOWN
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, do it, you crazy bastard. Between you, Toot, and myself, this could be entertaining.
However, I’m at a disadvantage, as my space key is hardly working.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
likeyouwouldtypecorrectlyanyway
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:42 PM PST up reply actions
I have a fridee fuul of coors liht
and a bunch of chepa wine. alc isalc
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:52 PM PST up reply actions
I missed this somehow but it pissed me off too.
It’s delicious.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 10:49 PM PST up reply actions
I had a Dogfish Head Palo Santo this evening
it was good but not revelatory. I was somewhat disappointed.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
And now I'm offended all over again.
And shocked. Really?
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
I liked it, don't get me wrong
but I wasn’t all OMGTHISISTHEBESTBEEREVER. I’d definitely have it again, though.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Entirely possible
I’d just heard so many amazing things about it that maybe I built it up too much in my head or something.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Possible.
That happened the first time I had 90 Minute, actually. Liked it more the second time.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
I can see this happening with Palo Santo, definitely
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I will definitely give it another shot here soon
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I 'd go halfway between good and revelatory.
I think I rated it 8/10 on Ratebeer, but it was no Pliny.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
Not even close.
Pliny is genius in a bottle.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I enjoyed it but it didn't blow my mind.
I bought a four-pack of the Midas Touch, drank half of one and told my lady she could have the rest. Way too sweet for me.
And I was already kinda drunk when I had the Palo Santo,
so I should probably reserve judgment on that one.
Yes.
The best part is the way it hits you.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 10:55 PM PST up reply actions
Please see below. Uhhh, sorry?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
You know
this bag of clementines from Trader Joes is pretty damn good. Not a bad one in the bunch… unlike those “tangerines” I used to buy. A good 25% of those were dry and tasteless.
I enjoy this advertisement brought to us by johnbai
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:04 PM PST up reply actions
I need my fill of angry John. Anything making you angry, John?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Shut up your douchebag mouth Kevin_Ess
before I come hammer a nail through your lower jaw, giving you another tongue piercing and a cleft palette. I hate your god damn guts you pigfucker shit box gypsy dildo fuck.
Happy now?
yeah fuck you kevin you smell bad and your beard is not long it is only shrot
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:52 PM PST up reply actions
It ain't that long, but it ain't that big around...
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
and it won't fit in a tuna can becuas your pelvic is in the way
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:54 PM PST up reply actions
wait whata re we taling about
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
That's exactly what I needed, you militant faggot retard.
I love you.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
milifagantard
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
wow i did that like i thought with no fucking ups
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
Suck on monkey cum
you curdled twat waffle
by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 9:54 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You reek of rat vomit and hooker remorse. And you taste like Robert.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
and when he farts is rekks of blood and condonmes
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
Kevin_Ess,
Go lick the sheela-na-gig droppings from your mother’s soiled panties. Then come back and talk to me. It’ll be an improvement from your mung breath stench.
by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 10:03 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I have to say that was EPIC.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
You back for more, you insufferable
Saxon cur?! In your pathetic quest for wine, you’ve whored your ass to every queen with two schillings to rub together this snow-blown night, and even the syphillitic town idiot is bored with buggering your bleeding arse and has left you face down in the sewer just downslope from the cathouse. Enjoy the meager warmth upon your cheek from the steady seepage of menstruation and spunk.
by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
kevin lost
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
I was away,
dealing with the hoards of male whores, braying like donkeys, waiting for their new infusion of rabies treatment. The major complaint was the itching of genitalia and soreness of rectums (damn near killed ’em). The contraction of rabbit herpes was a nice tough, however.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Or *touch.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
tell him what to kiss, kev
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
Well, he COULD kiss the snotty end of my joystick, but I'm too busy disinfecting myself from the SARS stains he left on mydriver's side foot pad.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
You already kknow I love you, and can holdyown, as it were....
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Fuck this keyboard. *HOLD MY OWN.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
no KISS THIS
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
I don't see anything. Are youa "grower?"
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by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 10:54 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
i'm a no-er
:(
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:56 PM PST up reply actions
wait i'm groer1!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:56 PM PST up reply actions
how could kitss the eohter end of the joystick??
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
I nominate this comment for "most fucked up comment from a poster I love."
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
winning yay!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
Stay down
you Lazerus cunt muppet. I will lobster johnson your sorry backside, then line the wounds with a million moquito probosci
by johnbai on Dec 18, 2008 10:58 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
IT NVEER EDNS@!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:59 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know what this means
but I love the phrase “cunt muppet”.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
how could yu nort?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:00 PM PST up reply actions
I'll scallop your dirty raw tuna, you bitch.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 11:03 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll be back, you bitch.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
See, Marcw? THAT'S a nemesis. Pansy.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
While I do that, please scrape your taint of the misbegotten man-love-juice you so voraciously seek after midnight, you vampiric broom-flying slit.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Needs more historical references
“Misbegotten lingam pus” perhaps?
This might be one of my favorite posts ever on LL,
and probably the one that get’s me banned.
Goddamn, it was worth it.
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apostrphy
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:47 PM PST up reply actions
Accostraphy.
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ecclesiaopstrophy
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
Ecclesiastes 3:13. "Thou shan't bone another LLer, even if they look like Robert in drag."
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Dec 18, 2008 11:02 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
now i confesused
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:03 PM PST up reply actions
I fear angry John.
He is a large man. And by large I mean could likely kick my ass.
by Mariner John on Dec 18, 2008 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
My guess is I had to work.
And the drive from Kent to Seattle is not always ideal. I’ll try to make it to some meetup soonish though.
by Mariner John on Dec 18, 2008 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
Best. Subthread. Ever.
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i laughd ean d woke myt fiancee up
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:04 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I was going to mention no one is wearing Speedos anymore...
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My brother is IKE's (Yakima high school) great white swimming hope.
Yesterday he came within milliseconds of breaking the state record in the 400 with a torn rotator cuff.
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I believe so. It was reported to me by my mother.
He’s 14 years younger than me.
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I'm hoping my brother shatters his legacy.
And I will bet on my brother.
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I think everybody should have a pothead brother
Makes my life interesting at least
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:09 PM PST up reply actions
To be honest, I have no fucking idea. But my mom might as well be the Bill James of swimming, so...
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Well, Bill James would sink like a stone.
But the stats…
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I say that whilere-reading JAC's 2008 Prospect Insider book. No joke.
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You are someday going to die.
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Good on ya. Rec'd.
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Space bar still?
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:39 PM PST up reply actions
Fucking shitballs yes.
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Throw your computer on the floor and it will be fixed
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:46 PM PST up reply actions
There are two "remixed and reimagined" albums featuring
Nina Simone and Billie Holiday respectively. These are both outstanding. If you want to host a cocktail party in your swanky apartment on a snowy evening. By yourself.
Haven't heard the Holliday album, but that Nina Simone album is a nice piece of work
Formerly dpseadvr.
I'm just listening to the Billie one for the first time tonight
God bless Soulseek… although this is good enough to warrant paying someone for it.
Sorry sorta fogged out right there.
Tripping on Here Comes the Sun remix.
Formerly dpseadvr.
Also tripping on sherm, and a healthy dose of crack, as usual?
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Tripping on...
Got nothing. Unless you’re looking for a job.
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Hehehehe
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sounds interesting
haven’t gotten a good album in a while. fleet foxes was meh. Honestly best album I’ve bought in the past year was Lupe Fiasco.
This is gorgeous chill out music
Not much like Lupe Fiasco.
Here’s an example… just a little sample:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rdj0AeSiro
But can you see the ferries while listening to these?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:05 PM PST up reply actions
Only if Matthew stops by.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Not at all
I’m drinking in celebration of life and snow. Drinking is always acceptable
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 7:28 PM PST up reply actions
I'm charitably matching you glass for glass.
But then I’ve been drinking since 1PM.
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I should have been
I plan on being SAUCED by the end of the night
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 7:33 PM PST up reply actions
This is how we roll.
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Salut!
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 7:37 PM PST up reply actions
Douchebag this
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 7:36 PM PST up reply actions
Wait
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 7:37 PM PST up reply actions
Pop and frost this
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 7:41 PM PST up reply actions
Teabag this, then toss my salad.
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AGAINST
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 7:41 PM PST up reply actions
Snow makes me think of skiing. Skiing makes me think of drinking.
It’s all connected baby
Formerly dpseadvr.
Things make me think of drinking
It’s all connected baby
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 7:37 PM PST up reply actions
I drink when I breathe.
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Life is not measured by the breaths you take but by the moments that take our breath away.
Formerly dpseadvr.
18th century suicide note:
“All this buttoning and unbuttoning…”
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Life is not measured by the breaths you take but by the amount of your BAC on the breathalyzer
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 7:43 PM PST up reply actions
Vinegar and Certs. Heard it works. Promise.
Formerly dpseadvr.
Crying babies make me think of drinking. Hook me up bartender
Formerly dpseadvr.
You should have brought me some booze then.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 8:06 PM PST up reply actions
How on earth was I supposed to get to you?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe 30 blocks. It's a commitment, but not too bad.
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I walked from 83rd and 8th to 36th and Dayton and I wasn't even drunk.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
You should've told me earlier. I would've packed a flask and trekked out.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:24 PM PST up reply actions
Considering I don't know if I can make it to the eastside, yes, there is tomorrow.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:26 PM PST up reply actions
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 8:32 PM PST up reply actions
Damn it.
Well I’ll come visit you then.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:33 PM PST up reply actions
*Insert obligatory reference of moron bus drivers crashing
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:48 PM PST up reply actions
But up on top of a giant mountain I bet.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:44 PM PST up reply actions
As long as you are still alive this is what matters.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:49 PM PST up reply actions
Just don't go so fast you go right into the sound.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:51 PM PST up reply actions
Tell that to the story of me passing out and missing the birth of my child
Hilarious story
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:53 PM PST up reply actions
Even a story you can't tell?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
If you tell me when you're going to do this
I will video it for you.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:54 PM PST up reply actions
A Robert/NOLA visit would make even the dreariest day like a sunset in Cancun.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 9:03 PM PST up reply actions
We'll make it happen.
Or, I will at least.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 9:03 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe not just yet.
Unless you’re supposed to work tomorrow in which case yes.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 9:08 PM PST up reply actions
This will make it five LLers that have been to RCV.
Six if you count ryanhealy, but I don’t since he wasn’t there to see me.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 9:10 PM PST up reply actions
I'd happily go, but have no idea what or where
Do you have videogames there as well?
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:13 PM PST up reply actions
Then I'll need to think of an obscure movie to give me an excuse to go there
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:15 PM PST up reply actions
Broberto's google maps will guide us.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 9:13 PM PST up reply actions
But it will be fun and we will be drinking.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 9:14 PM PST up reply actions
Sometimes I wish I were part of the Seattle elite
by JI on Dec 18, 2008 9:15 PM PST up reply actions
Don't we all
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
Love that gif
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:15 PM PST up reply actions
Wait, do you still have the Kenji's?
Because that changes things.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 8:24 PM PST up reply actions
Both of you suck
I could have started when I woke up but instead opted for having a busy day
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
Gays drink?
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Mine too. But as much as I love Toot, Iloveto bash him as much as he loves to bash me.
That’s why we’re such friends.
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Oh he's low.
Oh, you mean he looks like a midget porn star? Oh, I hadn’t thought of that — Hahahahaha… Ouch. Something small just stabbed my skinny frame…
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*Cackling in munchkin voice
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:52 PM PST up reply actions
Now I pretty much have to dig up that picture of me getting publicly murlestered by a midget while in Vegas
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:54 PM PST up reply actions
Something's lower
yeahalrightyouknowwhatimsaying
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:52 PM PST up reply actions
Gheymo
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:51 PM PST up reply actions
This is what unemployment does to a girl.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:38 PM PST up reply actions
I'm sensing a resurgence of this meme.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Ouchies.
I’ve always been curious about back spasms (and now neck spasms I guess too), do they just randomly come? Are they brought on by too much stress or what?
I have three muscle knots along my shoulder blade. They're pressing on nerves.
I overextended those muscles and triggered the spasms.
Now I have medicine and am going through physical therapy.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
Sweet Jeuss.
Muscle knots are the worst. Can you get someone to press them out for you?
And, this is kind of a funny question, when you have neck spasms, does that mean your head starts to just flail wildly? Cause that would be funny. Kind of sad. But mostly funny.
Unfortunately it does not make me look like Linda Blair in the Exorcist.
It does, however, make me freeze in place and not be able to look around. So the opposite, I guess.
And I’d never thought of having someone press them out. hmmmmmmm.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:49 PM PST up reply actions
Well, be careful with it.
I’ve had muscle knots before, in my back mostly. But yeah, pressing them out gets rid of them. But, it’s extremely painful. Like, to the point it has made me cry painful. And I’m not a crybaby. So yeah, on the plus side you’ll feel great after. On the negative side, man that hurts like a mofo.
I nearly cried when the therapist did it so yes, I know what you mean.
She also said I had the worst muscle knots she’d ever seen.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 8:54 PM PST up reply actions
Hmmm....
Well then maybe you should get drunk before you do it. I’m not a doctor, but I was always under the impression the best way to cure the muscle knots was to press them out. Of course, that could be just the quickest, cheapest solution. The people telling me it was the best had a vested interest in getting me back healthy asap, so you can’t trust them 100%.
Dot parenthesis is hardly a message of sadness.
Try dot imtotallyhuggingyourightnow.
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Goddamn spacebar
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:03 PM PST up reply actions
I'll get them if I land wrong running or jumping and tweak a muscle in my lower back.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I'm sorry to hear that. Bad employer.
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Drinking is never ok. Do you knows how many people died from it last year?
by Mariner John on Dec 18, 2008 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
Manys?
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I think I'm the only person in the world that doesn't like Manny's.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 11:07 PM PST up reply actions
I like it, don't love it
but it’s better than a lot of other Seattle beers.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
You fucking gay, I dislike Manny's.
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Is Coach back?
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Did he leave?
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 7:28 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know how to answer this question without changing my name to Graham first.
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He's washing his huge penis.
Whose name is Mike.
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I'm sorry - haven't seen you around here for a while.
My name is Mike.
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Actually, I didn't take your name into account, which makes it funnier.
Sorry dude! I like you!
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Jerk
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:06 PM PST up reply actions
ROFL! No really, that's what my cereal just spelled.
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Holiday in Cambodia- Dead Kennedys
Formerly dpseadvr.
Love it. Too bad Jello is such a prick.
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Jello couldn't exist as Jello if he wasn't such a prick.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 7:52 PM PST up reply actions
Most true punks I know (those who have gained fame included) are cool as hell,
with the exception of Billy Joe and Jello.
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I love how many people mistake this for "righteous indignation"
It’s similar to, but still distinct, from Jonny Ramone’s shtick.
Nah, just a dick.
A really smart, talented, funny-as-hell prick, but a prick nonetheless.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 9:32 PM PST up reply actions
I need a hilarious one panel comic to put on my 8.5 x 11 cheat sheet that's allowed for my final tomorrow
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I now have the best cheat sheet in the world
8.5 by 11 of 4 pt font with a big one panel comic at the bottom
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I made the cheat sheet
and then I’m going to wake up at 4 AM to finish studyiing when I can actually focus
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Plus with 8.5x11 of 4 pt font I got pretty much everything on my piece of paper
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I'm breathing wine and remorse. I think I'll shy away from that show tonight.
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Yay wine
You kept talking about it and making me want some, so I picked some up at the store. Wheeee
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:41 PM PST up reply actions
I will be the ruin of your liver. BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!
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I got 6 bottles from Safeway
10% off when you mic and match six. I’ll be a in happytown within the next hour
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, you "mic" them, and they're all,
“Whatchawhatchawhatcha want, whatcha want”
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Mic D?
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:49 PM PST up reply actions
You have an email, though if you have not seen it yet then the timing of the joke is gone forever
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:50 PM PST up reply actions
I haven't, because I'm a cock who hasn't checked myemail today. And I'm a cock. An emailless cock.
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Well then it's in relation to you requesting to be emailed earlier in this thread
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 8:53 PM PST up reply actions
Oh. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
I totally love you like a midget brother!
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Just had some quite nice wine
I feel like the spirit of LL has been with me, even as I have been without LL. I was talking about music and I was going to e-mail pdb about music and …boom, there he is, teaching Coach. Then, I have some wine, and Kevin Ess is all ’ wine is basically sex in a bottle’ and what do you know? I should have a cigarette now, basically.
Also, I was cooking earlier and thinking that RC could probably tell me how to do things Better. Turned out all right, but I feel like the dinner did not reach its potential.
For what?
Did the Employers find you? Do you still have your lights off?
She's typing from under her bed right now, actually
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:30 PM PST up reply actions
I can totally see the bunny slippers hanging out.
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peeping kev
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:36 PM PST up reply actions
It's fun!
Hey RC turn on the closed captions on yo’ big assed tv so I can follow this show!
Formerly dpseadvr.
/Clincks glasses with Kermit
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I'll be ther in 45
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:39 PM PST up reply actions
6 pack in the snow, watch yer step
Formerly dpseadvr.
I think I've had the equivelant of five bottles of wine since 1PM.
And I just found out I “get” to go to work tomorrow.
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Nothing like alcohol poisoning
Oh wait
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I'm sorry, what were you saying?
I’m a bit busy sopping up the blood shooting out of my kidneys and asshole.
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I said don't sit on my wheelbarrow
That’s where I carry my liver you insensitive prick
Formerly dpseadvr.
I'm going to go quit my job tomorrow!
I’m going to get rcked tonight and show up late and then quit when I get my paycheck!
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:47 PM PST up reply actions
because FUCKEM
NEW CAREEER YAAYYY!!!!
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:48 PM PST up reply actions
The polace that I won't be working after tomorww will be hiring for sales
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
Professional Urinal Puck Tosser.
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HOORAY
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
I've been offered an incredibly lucrative 9-5 wekday job
I am goint to take it.
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:51 PM PST up reply actions
Many thankins
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
so very
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:54 PM PST up reply actions
thank you
family business, so cheting a little, but i fibbed to my dayd about what i make nd he wil loffer it to me with stable pay nad houres
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
.
nad houres go GREAT with Hors d’oeuvres!!!!
But especially when you pair them with Mourvedre…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Dec 18, 2008 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
part of my bouns progarm
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:45 PM PST up reply actions
Relax, people. I'm not quite sold on him.
His resume says he has soft lips, but we’ll see.
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many guhfuckyahself
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
Many thankigs
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
no prob, kermit
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:47 PM PST up reply actions
or just crank it up al the wy
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:39 PM PST up reply actions
I knew that. Right, hey look at that sauce!
Formerly dpseadvr.
Hand me a pretzel, wouldja?
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Gotta wait til she goes down the hall dude
Formerly dpseadvr.
hush now
go away for a minut
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:17 PM PST up reply actions
I'll bang on the back window, you go in the front and grab pretzels
If you see a bowel of pulled pork or guacamole, get that too
Formerly dpseadvr.
i'll eat the pork bceause guac is icky
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
!! NOOOOOO!!!!
Wait! more for me. S’ cool dude
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HORAYYY!
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
A bowel of pulled pork?
It’s pre-cased sausage!
wel ther youg o
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
Perhaps I am planning to murder him and steal his apartment.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 11:01 PM PST up reply actions
Pointed toward your direction, Robert.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
but you already have a new apartment
moving twice in the same week would suck.
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kevin has a bowel fuill of pulled porok
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
kevin has a colon full of pulled pork
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I thought it was tough rabbit herpes.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Dec 18, 2008 11:00 PM PST up reply actions
Apparently it's cunt muppets and mosquito probiscii
Way WAAAAAYY better than run of the mill homo slanders
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Yo dawg
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
First time I heard that was from east coast people in the army.
Hated that. Then I started using it. WAZZUP DAWG!
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,
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:37 PM PST up reply actions
Must be from the Dirty South.
Or drrrty south, whatever
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durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
Rollin' deep in the drrrrrrrrrrty south unh
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Okaaaaaaaaaay!
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:13 PM PST up reply actions
Whuuuuut!!!!!!
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:17 PM PST up reply actions
We're all getting banned.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
BAN THIS
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
i will wacth in a minutte
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
Brutally overshadowed by Outkast.
I was a big Outkast fan in the late 90s, and they deserve all their accolades even if I don’t think the later stuff has been all that good, but it’s a shame so few people heard Goodie Mob.
ALL of that Atlanta Organized Noise stuff was amazing.
Outkast are my faves, but Goodie Mob is right there.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
The good thing about moving is that you find these things.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
Oh my God I'd forgotten all about this song
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 10:37 PM PST up reply actions
I think this was the first Southern hip-hop album I ever owned.
And this was the first track that really caught my ear.
I can't believe I still like this song
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 10:48 PM PST up reply actions
I managed to miss this one when it was popular.
I was in a bit of an anti-South phase at the time. So it doesn’t do much for me. But I do like a lot of stuff Three Six does.
Ornge soda in the benltey!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:59 PM PST up reply actions
Taylor H wants to know why he's boxed does anybody know?
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Graham earlier, maybe yest night?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Nope, Matthew earlier, when he didn't know he was in the box from yesterday.
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/12/18/696670/otfpotd-12-18-return-to-th#10825251
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That was my thought
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
Probably because he was too dumb to figure out what he was doing wrong
As Matthew asked if he’d learned his lesson.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 18, 2008 9:14 PM PST up reply actions
Me too. I just got back from walking two dogs. They said to say, "Call us, Robert."
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Oh God how I hope it's Double Bastard.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 9:34 PM PST up reply actions
Perrrrrrrfect!
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santa baby hueeay down your chimmeny tongith
by Robert on Dec 18, 2008 9:34 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Sup mang
i’m getin there myself
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
opps fuck
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
They're all driving metro buses later.
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i alreadyy driving the bus
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:41 PM PST up reply actions
I once rode a bus in the snow wherein the driver was reading while driving.
The book? I shit you fucking not: The Terry Bradshaw autobiography.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
at least is want an AA pamphlet
or a piece of lit about how to kill a bus fill of people
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
Just drive that fucker right off the bridge man
Or over the cliff. Or just start chopping of some motherfucking heads yo. Bus travel, we get you where you want to go.
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I wish Robert had been as drunk as me at the stuffing party.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 9:37 PM PST up reply actions
Everything after getting in the car is kind of hazy.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 9:46 PM PST up reply actions
I do remember laughing and knee slapping
and I remember being the one that caused it, but I didn’t recall exactly what led to the laughter.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
I wish I couldhave been there.
After all, I’m the only LL bowler with the history of scaring the hell out of Red, of all people.
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and im the only that tricked him into throwing stirkse
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
So fuckin white people, amirite? They totally walk like THIS.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
It’s funny because it’s true
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
And they drive like THIS
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
We're degenerates.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
You are degneratees
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
IT WON"T UNYELLO
CLEAR COMMETN CLEAR COMENET
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
Laptop battery? Hope that thing ain't sitting on your lap
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desire?
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
Quit rubbing it, dude.
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when you puxsh z the comments set like the sun on a beutiful mediatrannien night
by Robert on Dec 18, 2008 9:54 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I'm laughing so hard at this comment, my laptop just fell on the floor!
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Wait, is it Media Tranny night again?
I can never keep it straight (zing!).
Bitch, it's ALWAYS media tranny night.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
i'm sure yo uknow all about medi trannies
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
late i sukc
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
Crap I was hanging around in case there was something new.
New article half an hour ago and I was so busy bullshitting with you degenerates I didn’t even notice
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Googel reading yay!
tells me about neq stuff withing 3 monutes of pitsing
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:56 PM PST up reply actions
hw xcould sandwiuch enme and johnm forever town and i would be happy
by Robert on Dec 18, 2008 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
My eyes hurt from crying laughing!
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he loves you more
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
Hey Robert, Smell my moustache.
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Sadly, it reeks of pizza and wine.
And answer your goddamned phoney thingy.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
pizza and wine poo
om nom nom?
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
he's sai dworse
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
physically cant laughing/
shitfuck
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
wow that made -3 sense
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:10 PM PST up reply actions
Seriously. I'm watching the Sigur Ros video again. I apologize if I cry. It is the most awesome video EVER.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
sreisly i'm wathcing the futiguive again. iapi ligize if i cry . it is the most awesom movi eEVER
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
I think acblue would back meup on the powerofthis video.
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I haer about it befroe
my lady waned to see fugitivn and fell asleeep after 30 that scucks
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
All the Sigur Ros vids are awesoem
but I’m guessin gthat you are watching the won where the two cute soccer boys start making out on the field… yes?
no !han solodiana jones and the one aremd guy that broke his iwfe
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:37 PM PST up reply actions
rpley fail?
btu not now before insted?
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:01 PM PST up reply actions
Slobbidadobbida Jones did prettywell in the adult stores, so I hear.
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i'm not choiretnt enough to understand wht you sayd
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:12 PM PST up reply actions
no hium
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:13 PM PST up reply actions
Gerflibbittydibbity?
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copy psate whatever you said this
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:28 PM PST up reply actions
I dunno how new it is, but sperm and music are flying EVERYWHERE.
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Om nom nom nom
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
How do you still have the wherewithall to do this? Kudos.
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my goolge reader
i put all thissiete and engrish in a folder/ 16 thinsg tmake me laugh but id got it
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:22 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Loving FAIL. Nite nite.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
sleep is for gays
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:12 PM PST up reply actions
Holy crap. We HAVE to out drinking.
The METAL!!!!!!!!
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YESYES
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:13 PM PST up reply actions
lets out it
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:15 PM PST up reply actions
DRINKING IS GAY AND IT DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING BUT I FEEL THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
gay thsi
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:16 PM PST up reply actions
Pshaw. Come out of the closet, you ham smuggler.
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yeah
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:28 PM PST up reply actions
Comment of the year right here boys and girls
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wining?
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:15 PM PST up reply actions
winning!
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:15 PM PST up reply actions
i se right throoooough you
i something right throuuuugh you
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:17 PM PST up reply actions
you could at least buy me dinner first
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than god nobdy got the alans morsitet ref ther
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:21 PM PST up reply actions
thjank fgod thids
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
I'm five bottles in, and looking sexy next to your drunk ass.
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bullsht nothing is ecsy by me
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
ive had 2 and a halg bottle of wine since aftr 7
anf only had dinner for fod todyay/ wine is aesy drinnk
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I'm so hspppy to not sbe sellig cars anymore
this has be a greet dyay/ more dringkin ahed
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Shame this
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
You are one of the sharpest posters when you're sober.
Then when you’re drunk, you’re reduced to this.
by Coach Owens on Dec 18, 2008 10:37 PM PST up reply actions
reduce this
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:38 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I will make a nice reduction wit some port wine
and pour it over a generous plate of colalrd greens and roasted turnips
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:01 PM PST up reply actions
You wouldn't know a good time if it was sitting on your face.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
Correction: He woudln't know WHAT TO DO WITH a good time if it was sitting on his face.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
.
Droz: Ok, now it’s true, the majority of students today are so cravenly PC, they wouldn’t know a good time if it was sitting on their face, but there’s one thing that will always unite us and them. They’re young. They may not realize it yet. They’ve got the same raging hormones, the same self-destructive desire to get boldly trashed and wildly out of control. Look out that window! That’s not a protest! That is cry for help! They’re begging us…
[shouts]
Droz: Please have a party! Feed us drinks!
[Continues shouting]
Droz: Get us laid! Aahhhhhh!
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
Fuck you, Coach. I'm in tears, I'm laughing so hard. You'll understand in five years or so.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
im not sur if honered by it or noot
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:35 PM PST up reply actions
And I was just about to move out there and buy a hyundai too.
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buy it tomoeeow before 5 o'cloc
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
where!
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
wait herE!
http://www.wunderground.com/radar/radblast.asp?zoommode=zoom&num=6&delay=15&rbscale=0.4934782608695652&scale=1.000&noclutter=0&ID=ATX&type=N0R&lat=47.48310089&lon=-122.12982178&label=Renton,%20WA&showstorms=0&map.x=422&map.y=297.5¢erx=400¢ery=240&lightning=0&smooth=0&showlabels=1&rainsnow=1
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
scheisse
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
ow fuc i clicked on that and fdropepd my lapot p on my foot
sound good from the lfoor. C lo?
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
I can't believe Les Stroud's show is getting canceled
but that fraud Bear Grylls gets to stay on the air.
holy jebus
anything in here worth catching up with?
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Just did that and it was well worth the effort
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
aaaaaand that was funny too.
Who else was all likkered up this evening?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
5 min in the microwave will freshen her right up
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Put her in a brown bag
sprinkle inside and out with water droplets. Microwave for no more than 15 seconds. Otherwise she will get tough and chewy.
damp paprer towesl
that works
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
THIS
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 10:44 PM PST up reply actions
So to sum up this thread
Drunk posting is still entertaining and Coach is still more preachy than any teenager should ever be.
But at least now he has some good music to listen to
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Some pretty good insults too
Formerly dpseadvr.
thirsday!
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:35 PM PST up reply actions
sat her dya
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:37 PM PST up reply actions
i will but i want him awauy
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:02 PM PST up reply actions
we are young.
heartache to heartache we stand.
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dont go mike
us and ruskell can live in a shower abnd live in libera; co habitaiuton till the ulimatimte unspeAKLLBE dream becomes a rerality
by Robert on Dec 18, 2008 11:02 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
vuzzahhhh!
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:42 PM PST up reply actions
i would be mike holgremnbs sexuyal tugboat
by Robert on Dec 18, 2008 11:05 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
mike i would rub and tiu g more than felix
by Robert on Dec 18, 2008 11:10 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
i love champiuonshops more than blonmde hair
by Robert on Dec 18, 2008 11:10 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
he is a giant
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:43 PM PST up reply actions
JJ meets the media
and name pronunciation awkwardness begins.
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I fear him having a run of bad outings
but I look forward to the Post’s headline cornucopia.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Yeah, probably
unless he does well, then it won’t be an issue.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I do not understand why you can't let Karen O love you like she loves you.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 11:20 PM PST up reply actions
Mostly because
I don’t live in Brooklyn and wear ironic t-shirts.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
AAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTT SSSSSSTTTTTTTTAAAAAAARRRRRRR
would be funny if werid al made a cover called Bart Star and was all about the Packer’s glory days
They're the Mets, they don't love anybody
but if he had to go to a “big” team I’m glad he ended up in Flushing not the Bronx.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
oh firefox wantas a retssart but i saidn fiuck no
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that'll show 'em
have another beer instead.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
WINE
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:11 PM PST up reply actions
AND MAYBE A BEER LATER
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:11 PM PST up reply actions
FUCK LATER MIX YOUR LIQUORS RIGHT NOW
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ok ok
corrs lite folow s 2 bottles of wine well
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:13 PM PST up reply actions
owwwwwwwwwwwwww
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:53 PM PST up reply actions
unless sparkling water is cod for BOOZ
and ice is coed for BOOOOZE
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:15 PM PST up reply actions
Someday you too can be an oily greek god
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I live to affirm people's hopes and dreams
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I'm just trying to comprehend what hard blonde hair is all about
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I did what I do every time:
I look at the 10 different beers in my fridge — including Speedway Stout, which I have yet to try — and I end up making a gin and tonic.
Not a bad option
but why avoid the beer? What did it ever do to you?
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I have yet to pin down the exact cause, but sometimes beer fucks with my chest.
So I tend to play it safe. With gin? I don’t know.
How can you get away with this shit
THere shoudl be alt6 least 20 comments by now.
Id do it myself if the joke weren’t too ezay
Oh, no worries mate
I anit driving. I was just trying to say…
how is it psossible that no on eis capitalizing onthis joke??
yur gin and tonixc was the first hard aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa since jaeger that i lieked
roy went to uw untill thereffs screwwed us over
WHAT?
A G&T can contain nothing but gin, tonic, ice and lime. Anything else is unthinkable? You could sink the whole royal navy with that attitude harlot!
I don't know
but now I am planning on calling the next male I see in person McJackety, just because it’s an awesome nickname.
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omg maaathew i got so manby left till hes dfeasd
by Robert on Dec 18, 2008 11:26 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I got all manby once
it required medical intervention to fix.
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weeeeeeeeee miust make hium drop the fumble ogf life into the cock suckingly lovly handas of babs
by Robert on Dec 18, 2008 11:33 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know what any of this means but all of a sudden I want a cookie.
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by pdb on Dec 18, 2008 11:34 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I actually understand every word, which is somewhat frightening.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
cheweine are better than teabows coming back next year cmon thant han than the hard type
by Robert on Dec 18, 2008 11:35 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The only one I didn't get was babs
but I still want a cookie. And there’s not a cookie to be found in my house. And I can’t teach my cats to go to the store.
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Ah. That makes sense.
But will this person bring me a delicious butterscotch chip cookie? If not he’s of no use to me.
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You are more valuable to me than Jordan Babineaux will ever be
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Since I have no idea who Jordan Babineaux is and I don't care about American Football
i’m pretty sure I’ll never need to take that particular sentiment back.
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And thus, more valuable and just generally better
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Best thread ever,
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
i ate
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:36 PM PST up reply actions
ti
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:36 PM PST up reply actions
This show is the reason that Christmas was invented.
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i never eresalized thast cc sabagtiahia wa s THAT black
good for him
by Robert on Dec 18, 2008 11:41 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 18, 2008 11:42 PM PST up reply actions
Premium Costco chicken nuggets with habanero sauce right before bed. Good idea. See you all in my nightmares.
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nuggnut
talk to you tmorrrrrrow
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:43 PM PST up reply actions
jfjdskjdksjreokw. YOu7 too.
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no link ytou suck
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:44 PM PST up reply actions
done
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 12:36 AM PST up reply actions
You're an angry fuck, andI like you. Screw you and the horse you rode in on.
Seriously, I’ve got like, $15.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I've had a few, and I still can't translate the comments in here anymore!
So I think I’m going to call it a day. Night, all.
E40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck. No E40 on my MTV. Sprinkle me.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Me too. Fuck this. Toot is a gay windsock.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Robert is an inexpensive call girl with scabies.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
yoiur uncle is windocks
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 18, 2008 11:49 PM PST up reply actions
Robert's uncle is a gay unicyclist racing champion that smells like Axe and Bret Boone's hormone therapy.
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Bridge to Tearbithsa is stills ad
lady wantedt ot wartch but i a said
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Youf ucking ay.
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of course
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 19, 2008 12:25 AM PST up reply actions
I'm around.
Had to make an emerg trip to the Pharm, but around.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
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