Why Players Don't Read Game Threads
by Jeff Sullivan on Dec 15, 2008 12:32 PM PST
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Unless you're talking about Ben Davis
this is a highly improbably scenario on account of the ‘win’ part. Also the autograph request.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Dec 15, 2008 12:48 PM PST reply actions
Are those actual quotes?
And how funny is it that I cannot tell?
"Sex Cauldron" is my new favorite phrase
Every day I hear about Seattle sports' failures. Every night I fall asleep to the sound of my own tears.
I'm more fond of "sweet milk of victory"
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Dec 15, 2008 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
Let's keep up with our Simpsons quotes
Mrs Lovejoy: “Do you think they should be talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n?”
Krusty the Clown: “Sex Cauldren!? I thought they closed that place down!”
by LoydKristmis on Dec 16, 2008 5:18 AM PST up reply actions
I wonder if sexually assualting Yuni's goldfish would traumatize him so that he couldn't eat for a while.
I’m guessing no.
Can't wait for Ruskell to knock this one out of the park.
Or they demand to be included in a trade so they can get out of Seattle (Sean Green)
I fucking hate you Mariners
Well, New York probably wouldn't be the best place to go if he wanted to avoid criticism.
If anything, he will be under more pressure than even before.
With the abundance of sarcasm here I assume this is a joke...
But did this actually get reported?
And no
I’m not complaining about the sarcasm.
Davis drives some type of mutated Crown Victoria where the driver sits in front of his front wheels.
Which probably means he doesn’t make a good salary by today’s baseball economics and thus… not-deserving of fierce criticism.
Yeah, but...
he is technically a pig fucker.
by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 15, 2008 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
Jeff.
This is the funniest post I have seen since you were at war with your chair.
Thank you for making my day (and perhaps my week) much brighter!
Man do I love midgets.
I remember this game
it was my first night in San Diego while interviewing and I wanted to kill someone the whole time.
by seattlebruin on Dec 15, 2008 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
I was at all but one of the games that series.
I was convinced we were gonna sweep ’em and take the division lead.
Maybe the worst three days of all time.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Dec 15, 2008 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
I was hoping just hoping that we would do it.
We even had the weird blueapalooza thingy going on during that series…
BOOYA! You got Slurved!
The chair threads were the ones that actually pulled me into the LL community hook, line and sinker.
Beginning of the end for me.
Man do I love midgets.
Sweet baby jesus,
look at that gaudy win-loss record.
What is Davis doing to his wife?
Presumably it’s his wife…
Jeff fantasises about Ben Davis's wife?
by Graham MacAree on Dec 15, 2008 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
I don't think you're interpreting this properly
by Jeff Sullivan on Dec 15, 2008 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
I don't really think of Jeff as much of a player.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Maybe he just started to bald and he is unsure of himself.
by JI on Dec 15, 2008 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
When two people love each other very much, sometimes they exchange hugs at extreme arms length.
by Matthew on Dec 15, 2008 3:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Stick figures get confusing when in close proximity
by Jeff Sullivan on Dec 15, 2008 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
Is this somehow based on an actual event?
Mariners ----> Brewers.
by .Taylor on Dec 15, 2008 4:06 PM PST reply actions
Either you've got a scary good memory for remembering someone as forgettable as Jason Davis, or you just pulled the name Davis out of a hat and I have the useless memory.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Who the fuck was Jason Davis?
The name doesn’t even sound familiar.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
A scrub reliever we traded a scrub minor leaguer for to
Cleveland way back in 2007. I had forgotten him too — ah, the memories came rushing back.
I thought the first two panels were the pitcher throwing his back out and then throwing his glove away in surrender.
And that catcher’s mask looks like hair.
Still fucking fantastic, though.
Whew, must be getting old. It took me a godawful long time to finally understand it...
Thing that threw me off was that I thought his glove was supposed to be his “heart” and it had some metaphysic meaning… (the top slides)
And in the bottom three slides a 3rd person was coming over the fence and his “heart” disappeared and I was wondering what the fuck was going on.
Epic fist pump in the first panel.
most excited stick figure ever
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Juuuust a bit outside!!
http://www.rightfieldbleachers.com
YAY! for Dave Studeman!
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
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