Why Players Don't Read Game Threads
by Jeff on Dec 15, 2008 12:32 PM PST
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I don't think its fair to place the blame solely on Chinn.
by Robert on Dec 15, 2008 12:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Unless you're talking about Ben Davis
this is a highly improbably scenario on account of the ‘win’ part. Also the autograph request.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Dec 15, 2008 12:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Are those actual quotes?
And how funny is it that I cannot tell?
by Matthew on Dec 15, 2008 12:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
"Sex Cauldron" is my new favorite phrase
Every day I hear about Seattle sports' failures. Every night I fall asleep to the sound of my own tears.
by Benne on Dec 15, 2008 12:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'm more fond of "sweet milk of victory"
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Dec 15, 2008 1:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's keep up with our Simpsons quotes
Mrs Lovejoy: “Do you think they should be talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n?”
Krusty the Clown: “Sex Cauldren!? I thought they closed that place down!”
by LoydKristmis on Dec 16, 2008 5:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if sexually assualting Yuni's goldfish would traumatize him so that he couldn't eat for a while.
I’m guessing no.
Can't wait for Ruskell to knock this one out of the park.
by abender20 on Dec 15, 2008 1:03 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Or they demand to be included in a trade so they can get out of Seattle (Sean Green)
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Dec 15, 2008 1:18 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Well, New York probably wouldn't be the best place to go if he wanted to avoid criticism.
If anything, he will be under more pressure than even before.
by Fin on Dec 15, 2008 1:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
With the abundance of sarcasm here I assume this is a joke...
But did this actually get reported?
by TheTank123 on Dec 15, 2008 1:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And no
I’m not complaining about the sarcasm.
by TheTank123 on Dec 15, 2008 1:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Davis drives some type of mutated Crown Victoria where the driver sits in front of his front wheels.
Which probably means he doesn’t make a good salary by today’s baseball economics and thus… not-deserving of fierce criticism.
by oc on Dec 15, 2008 1:23 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but...
he is technically a pig fucker.
by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 15, 2008 1:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff.
This is the funniest post I have seen since you were at war with your chair.
Thank you for making my day (and perhaps my week) much brighter!
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Dec 15, 2008 1:33 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I remember this game
it was my first night in San Diego while interviewing and I wanted to kill someone the whole time.
by seattlebruin on Dec 15, 2008 2:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was at all but one of the games that series.
I was convinced we were gonna sweep ’em and take the division lead.
Maybe the worst three days of all time.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Dec 15, 2008 2:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping just hoping that we would do it.
We even had the weird blueapalooza thingy going on during that series…
BOOYA! You got Slurved!
by Slurvey on Dec 15, 2008 2:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The chair threads were the ones that actually pulled me into the LL community hook, line and sinker.
Beginning of the end for me.
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Dec 15, 2008 3:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet baby jesus,
look at that gaudy win-loss record.
by DCMariner on Dec 15, 2008 4:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What is Davis doing to his wife?
Presumably it’s his wife…
by chinn on Dec 15, 2008 2:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The bigger presumption is that most LL'ers
sleep next to women at night.
by brayden04 on Dec 15, 2008 3:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Davis is the player, so the ladies should be plentiful.
by Teej on Dec 15, 2008 3:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was thrown off by the hats.
Whoops
by brayden04 on Dec 16, 2008 2:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's the player that is sleeping next to his wife
by johnbai on Dec 15, 2008 3:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff fantasises about Ben Davis's wife?
by Graham on Dec 15, 2008 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think you're interpreting this properly
by Jeff on Dec 15, 2008 3:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't really think of Jeff as much of a player.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Dec 16, 2008 12:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Something that requires him to wear his baseball cap the whole time.
by Matthew on Dec 15, 2008 3:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he just started to bald and he is unsure of himself.
by JI on Dec 15, 2008 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Hasselbeck!
Who dat says they gonna beat dem Saints?
by Pebohead on Dec 16, 2008 5:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Meh it looks more like groping...
BOOYA! You got Slurved!
by Slurvey on Dec 15, 2008 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
When two people love each other very much, sometimes they exchange hugs at extreme arms length.
by Matthew on Dec 15, 2008 3:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Stick figures get confusing when in close proximity
by Jeff on Dec 15, 2008 4:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That wasn't his wife.
It was Curt Schilling and they were exchanging titty-twisters.
by Vatinius on Dec 15, 2008 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is this somehow based on an actual event?
Mariners ----> Brewers.
by Taylor H on Dec 15, 2008 4:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Yes it is. And the photos you see are real photos of Mariner pitchers and their wives.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Dec 15, 2008 4:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Saturation reporting, by Jeff Sullivan.
Mariners ----> Brewers.
by Taylor H on Dec 15, 2008 4:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Either you've got a scary good memory for remembering someone as forgettable as Jason Davis, or you just pulled the name Davis out of a hat and I have the useless memory.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Dec 15, 2008 4:18 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Heavy drinking.
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Dec 15, 2008 4:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Who the fuck was Jason Davis?
The name doesn’t even sound familiar.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Dec 16, 2008 12:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A scrub reliever we traded a scrub minor leaguer for to
Cleveland way back in 2007. I had forgotten him too — ah, the memories came rushing back.
by redwolf75 on Dec 16, 2008 9:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't recall anyone using the term 'pigfucker'
The sexual assault on pets threat just may have
by Nick S on Dec 15, 2008 5:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I love that Jeff has used this before.
by Mariner John on Dec 15, 2008 5:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's from BASEketball/South Park.
Well, at least that’s the only place I’ve ever heard it.
by Teej on Dec 15, 2008 5:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the first two panels were the pitcher throwing his back out and then throwing his glove away in surrender.
And that catcher’s mask looks like hair.
Still fucking fantastic, though.
by JLC on Dec 15, 2008 6:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Whew, must be getting old. It took me a godawful long time to finally understand it...
Thing that threw me off was that I thought his glove was supposed to be his “heart” and it had some metaphysic meaning… (the top slides)
And in the bottom three slides a 3rd person was coming over the fence and his “heart” disappeared and I was wondering what the fuck was going on.
by Sam Regens on Dec 16, 2008 4:48 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Literary analysis is ruining society.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Dec 16, 2008 12:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Epic fist pump in the first panel.
most excited stick figure ever
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Juuuust a bit outside!!
http://www.rightfieldbleachers.com
by Jack Moore on Dec 16, 2008 1:25 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Could "Stick Figure" recaps become the LL version of Legovision!?!?
I miss Legovision.
by mark sobba on Dec 16, 2008 4:54 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
YAY! for Dave Studeman!
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
by Wilder. on Dec 17, 2008 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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