Tuesdays With Sean Green
by Jeff Sullivan on Dec 11, 2008 7:43 PM PST
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PrintMan: Sean? Sean, you here?
Man: Sean, I need to talk to you.
Man: I know we don't usually hang out today but I tried calling you a few times this morning and you didn't pick up. I just want to make sure everything's okay.
Man: Sean?
Man:
Moved. Leave me alone.
Man: What? "Moved"? I don't-
holy shit
HOLY SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK
Man: Excuse me? Do you know where I might find-
WHAT THE FUCK
WHO THE FUCK
HOW THE FUCK
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE
Man: Sir, I'm just looking for
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE
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That is SO damn depressing.
I fucking hate you Mariners
At least he was clothed?
Im still trying to figure out the identity of the mysterious ‘man’.
And TWSG on a Thursday? Is this Amateur Hour? : P
Kidding, its solid. Not the best though.
Thursdays With Aaron Heilman may have some potential.
Every day I hear about Seattle sports' failures. Every night I fall asleep to the sound of my own tears.
You'd think he'd be used to this after living in New York.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Silva would threaten Heilman for not "trying", then Heilman would punch his lights out.
by Coach Owens on Dec 11, 2008 8:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I find it hard to believe that a TWSG could make me sad, but it does.
Mr. Sullivan, that takes talent.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 11, 2008 8:51 PM PST reply actions
I already hate Aaron Heilman
We better trade him- My brain could not accept that he was a Mariner and still can’t
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Man: Sir I was just looking for a guy with an out pitch
YOU GOT THE WRONG PLACE FUCKO
by Bearskin Rugburn on Dec 11, 2008 9:13 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
This was the closest I've ever come
to having emotion tied to Sean Green. Alas, it ended all too quickly. Good night sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
Raben died for your sins.
This new guy is way too amped up
I miss Sean. However, this new guy could have many hilarious situations brought on by his wild behavior which could lead to more fun situations. I also propose that Jeff continue Tuesdays with Sean Green in FanPost form over at the Mets’ SBN site
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:07 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I agree with this
I was just starting to really enjoy Tuesdays with Sean Green and now it’s gone
The lord giveth and the lord taketh away
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Yep
and we’ll all trek over there to read it.
by The Ancient Mariner on Dec 12, 2008 6:48 AM PST up reply actions
That's a really good idea. I concur.
Mariners ----> Brewers.
by .Taylor on Dec 12, 2008 7:21 PM PST up reply actions
Green dimly ambivalent, Heilman scruffily furious
There must be some arcane measurement to explain the significance
First The Shield, now this.
Tuesdays is just not as good as it used to be. : (
I enjoy The Mentalist.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Boo
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Simultaneously sad and hilarious
Congratulations, that’s the mark of great writing. I say keep TWSG here over changing it to a Mets fan post, but whatever. Maybe if you at least linked to it from here somewhere?
To be fair
Heilman lacks that kind of fire and doesn’t really have a personality, he does wear very tight pants though, so you have that to look forward to.
it doesnt quite work
but Monday with Erik Bedard has potential
Hahaha rec'd
Lookout Landing seems like a really active site. I join.
Well, I will appreciate for you to keep my zingers out of your mouth!
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