Tuesdays With Sean Green

by Jeff on Dec 11, 2008 7:43 PM PST in Miscellaneous Comment 50 comments

Man: Sean? Sean, you here?

Man: Sean, I need to talk to you.

Man: I know we don't usually hang out today but I tried calling you a few times this morning and you didn't pick up. I just want to make sure everything's okay.

Man: Sean?

Man:

Moved. Leave me alone.

Man: What? "Moved"? I don't-

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK

Man: Excuse me? Do you know where I might find-

WHAT THE FUCK

WHO THE FUCK

HOW THE FUCK

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

Man: Sir, I'm just looking for

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE

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That is SO damn depressing.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Dec 11, 2008 7:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

At least he was clothed?

Im still trying to figure out the identity of the mysterious ‘man’.

And TWSG on a Thursday? Is this Amateur Hour? : P

Kidding, its solid. Not the best though.

by Slica on Dec 11, 2008 8:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Thursdays With Aaron Heilman may have some potential.

Every day I hear about Seattle sports' failures. Every night I fall asleep to the sound of my own tears.

by Benne on Dec 11, 2008 8:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Thought-provoking.

Mariners ----> Brewers.

by Taylor H on Dec 11, 2008 8:08 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I'd laugh hysterically but this is so damn depressing :(

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 8:10 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

You'd think he'd be used to this after living in New York.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 8:10 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Wonder how Heilman and Silva would get along?

by ThundaPC on Dec 11, 2008 8:14 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Silva would threaten Heilman for not "trying", then Heilman would punch his lights out.

by Coach Owens on Dec 11, 2008 8:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

The exact response popped into my head, this made me laugh waaaay to much.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 8:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I'm not so sure that he won't love him...

by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 12, 2008 9:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Now I'm sad :(

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 11, 2008 8:23 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

When I saw that Sean Green was in this trade the 1st thing i thought of was these stories

by mariners23 on Dec 11, 2008 8:32 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Hahaha...

Another thing I’ll miss…

BOOYA! You got Slurved!

by Slurvey on Dec 11, 2008 8:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

It can't end like this

Nuuuuu….

by IceStormV1 on Dec 11, 2008 8:50 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I find it hard to believe that a TWSG could make me sad, but it does.

Mr. Sullivan, that takes talent.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 11, 2008 8:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I already hate Aaron Heilman

We better trade him- My brain could not accept that he was a Mariner and still can’t

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by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 11, 2008 8:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

It appears that Sean Green went a little too crazy on Tuesday for the last time...

by Mbad on Dec 11, 2008 9:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Geez, guys, I thought it was funny

by Gomez on Dec 11, 2008 9:13 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Man: Sir I was just looking for a guy with an out pitch

YOU GOT THE WRONG PLACE FUCKO

by Bearskin Rugburn on Dec 11, 2008 9:13 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

I like how even the note from Sean Green has a pause.

Thursdays with Angry Heilman. I like it.

by JLC on Dec 11, 2008 9:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Hey cool,
you followed my suggestion.

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2008 9:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

This was the closest I've ever come

to having emotion tied to Sean Green. Alas, it ended all too quickly. Good night sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

Raben died for your sins.

by rlintott on Dec 11, 2008 9:38 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Wah waaaaaaaah

by seattlesundevil on Dec 11, 2008 10:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

This new guy is way too amped up

I miss Sean. However, this new guy could have many hilarious situations brought on by his wild behavior which could lead to more fun situations. I also propose that Jeff continue Tuesdays with Sean Green in FanPost form over at the Mets’ SBN site

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:07 PM PST reply actions 1 recs