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Tuesdays With Sean Green

Man: Sean? Sean, you here?

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Man: Sean, I need to talk to you.

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Man: I know we don't usually hang out today but I tried calling you a few times this morning and you didn't pick up. I just want to make sure everything's okay.

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Man: Sean?

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Man:

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Note_medium Moved. Leave me alone.

Man: What? "Moved"? I don't-

Heilmanhead_medium holy shit

Heilmanhead_mediumHOLY SHIT

Heilmanhead_medium WHAT THE FUCK

Man: Excuse me? Do you know where I might find-

Heilmanhead_mediumWHAT THE FUCK

Heilmanhead_mediumWHO THE FUCK

Heilmanhead_mediumHOW THE FUCK

Heilmanhead_mediumGET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

Man: Sir, I'm just looking for

Heilmanhead_mediumGET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

Heilmanhead_mediumGET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

Heilmanhead_mediumHOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE

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At least he was clothed?

Im still trying to figure out the identity of the mysterious ‘man’.

And TWSG on a Thursday? Is this Amateur Hour? : P

Kidding, its solid. Not the best though.

by Slica on Dec 11, 2008 8:05 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thursdays With Aaron Heilman may have some potential.

Every day I hear about Seattle sports' failures. Every night I fall asleep to the sound of my own tears.

by Benne on Dec 11, 2008 8:06 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You'd think he'd be used to this after living in New York.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 8:10 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now I'm sad :(

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 11, 2008 8:23 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hahaha...

Another thing I’ll miss…

BOOYA! You got Slurved!

by Slurvey on Dec 11, 2008 8:40 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I already hate Aaron Heilman

We better trade him- My brain could not accept that he was a Mariner and still can’t

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 11, 2008 8:56 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man: Sir I was just looking for a guy with an out pitch

YOU GOT THE WRONG PLACE FUCKO

by Bearskin Rugburn on Dec 11, 2008 9:13 PM PST reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Hey cool,
you followed my suggestion.

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2008 9:28 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This was the closest I've ever come

to having emotion tied to Sean Green. Alas, it ended all too quickly. Good night sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

Raben died for your sins.

by rlintott on Dec 11, 2008 9:38 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This new guy is way too amped up

I miss Sean. However, this new guy could have many hilarious situations brought on by his wild behavior which could lead to more fun situations. I also propose that Jeff continue Tuesdays with Sean Green in FanPost form over at the Mets’ SBN site

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:07 PM PST reply reply actions actions   1 recs

I agree with this

I was just starting to really enjoy Tuesdays with Sean Green and now it’s gone

The lord giveth and the lord taketh away

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Dec 11, 2008 10:16 PM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep

and we’ll all trek over there to read it.

by The Ancient Mariner on Dec 12, 2008 6:48 AM PST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Green dimly ambivalent, Heilman scruffily furious

There must be some arcane measurement to explain the significance

by lemonverbena on Dec 11, 2008 11:23 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boo

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 12, 2008 7:16 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Simultaneously sad and hilarious

Congratulations, that’s the mark of great writing. I say keep TWSG here over changing it to a Mets fan post, but whatever. Maybe if you at least linked to it from here somewhere?

by Terminator_X on Dec 12, 2008 7:38 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To be fair

Heilman lacks that kind of fire and doesn’t really have a personality, he does wear very tight pants though, so you have that to look forward to.

by Sokojoe on Dec 12, 2008 9:52 AM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it doesnt quite work

but Monday with Erik Bedard has potential

by Flamefox111 on Dec 13, 2008 9:05 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hahaha rec'd

Lookout Landing seems like a really active site. I join.

Well, I will appreciate for you to keep my zingers out of your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Dec 14, 2008 4:13 PM PST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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