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OTFP Thursday: Early Edition Christmas Shopping Weeee  12/10/08

75 word filler is all I've got!  I've been holding my breath for some kind of big move by Zduriencik aaaaaand whoosh!  Feels good.

Music anyone?  Swinging On A Star, Bing Crosby was a pretty nice fit for all the posts tonight/last night. 

The soundtrack to Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man just blows my hair back, what's left anyway.  Especially Martha Wainwright's lovely cover of Tower of Song, heartbreaking rendition. 

Plus Desert Rose Band's album Traditional is one of my favorites.  The song  The Price I Pay has a nice kick, with lyrics and backing vocals by Emmylou Harris.  I'm no music expert but in my opinion she's terrific in everything she does, and you'd have to fight me to change my mind.

Yippeee, here's to a better team!  Happy Holiday season and safe travels!

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Here is my contribution to this off topid discussion post:

Anyone a fan of the jingle cats?

Michael Stipe tries to be the white Fresh Prince in this video.

Just did a majority of my Christmas shopping tonight. Can’t you believe it’s just two weeks until Christmas?

by Fin on Dec 11, 2008 12:28 AM PST reply actions  

Speaking of music

The Colonel just ordered us to put Christmas music on the office stereo system. Buh lech. I hate Christmas music. Especially now that I’ll be forced to listen to it daily until the holidays are over.

by coolguyrob on Dec 11, 2008 1:26 AM PST reply actions  

Maybe?

You mean like the Supremes and such?

by coolguyrob on Dec 11, 2008 1:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Kind of neutral I guess

Don’t love it, don’t hate either.

The thing I really don’t like about Christmas music is that a lot of it gets really close to Christian music. And due to the no religion rule, I’ll stop right there. You likely see where I’m going with that though.

by coolguyrob on Dec 11, 2008 2:04 AM PST up reply actions  

So each year Unibroue, the folks that make Trois Pistoles, La Fin du Monde, Maudite and other delicious beer

produce a seasonal beer for Trader Joe’s. It’s always a Dark Ale, fairly similar to Trois Pistoles, but slightly spicier, and it varies a bit from year to year. It’s usually quite good, but I have to say that this year’s batch is spectacular. It’s usually a step below Trois Pistoles in quality, but this year’s batch is closer than ever. Trois Pistoles is still the better beer, but the added spice is a nice change. Best part? A 750ml bottle is $4.99, compared to $7-$9 for Trois Pistoles. That’s a screaming deal. I’m considering buying a case.

by Aaron Campeau on Dec 11, 2008 1:37 AM PST reply actions  

Getting back to east coast time is tough.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 5:20 AM PST reply actions  

You wouldnt need the internet for entertainment

if you were in New Orleans, where it is snowing. I have photographic evidence, but I’m not quite sure how to post a photo an this here web log.

by FlaskInSafeco on Dec 11, 2008 7:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Open a Flickr account
here.

Then “View Image” after it is uploaded and copy the web address. Paste the web address after clicking on the photo of the tree under the subject line.

Presto!

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh, so that's how it's done.

I’m not sure if I want to risk becoming a Flickr person, though. My roommate is big into photography and he spends a lot of time there.

by FlaskInSafeco on Dec 11, 2008 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Have him host it then.

Photobucket works as well.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll have to keep that in mind.

I figure if I’m going to buy one, I might as well buy the best one I can.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Just get one with the most recent manufacturing date you can find

This time of year makes it easy to do that because they will be selling so quickly that you’ll generally only see newer ones out there

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Already did.

And like kazoo said, I figure if I buy one in the next month or so, I should get one that’s manufactured very recently.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Toot, have you bought L4D yet?

Let me know when you do, and I’ll be able to scare up a couple of other dudes for some 4 player co-op.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 7:58 AM PST reply actions  

I'm buying it today!

Got a couple games to trade away. Sold 2 games to my bro for $40 bucks, and I’m getting L4D, Gears 2, and my own copy of CoD5 today

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

PS- Fuck you steam.

by Robert on Dec 11, 2008 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I got HL2 for Christmas, the year it came out

I was so fucking happy while installing, and then it said that I needed to update steam and do whatever other bullshit Steam needed to do. I was still on Dial-Up at the time. It took 6 MOTHERFUCKING HOURS

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Same experience with me.

Got it on Christmas, and then the great Half-Life 2 Steam Collapse happened. I was so mad.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

At least the experience finally convinced my Dad to get us Broadband

I was so pissed at his gift that he did it just to make it up to me, which I was totally ok with. Plus looking back on it, HL2 was so worth it that 6 hours was nothing. I might even end up buying The Orange Box for the third time (I just can’t quit it) to play through it again for the umpteenth time

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait why do you need to buy it again?

It should be tied to your steam account.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Dec 11, 2008 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Xbox 360

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

The ultimate Valve package.

Half Life 2, HL2 Episode 1, HL 2 Episode 2, Portal, and Team Fortress 2.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

The greatest value in the history of video

The only way it can get better is if they include Eposide 3 and Black Mesa source when it comes out.

by Robert on Dec 11, 2008 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually the best value is the $100 Valve Pack

Every game they ever released, including L4D.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Dec 11, 2008 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Steam only though

But yes, fucking amazing package

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

BLACK MESA SOURCE CAN HAVE MY CHILDREN IF IT IS EVER RELEASED

Seriously, Half Life is easily one of my most favorite games, and the series as a whole is still responsible for my “OH SHIT” and awe inspiring moments in my gaming life.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Compilation disc for the Xbox 360

Contains:
Half Life 2
Half Life 2: Episode One
Half Life 2: Episode Two
Team Fortress Two
Portal

Probably the best value in gaming, hands down

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh.

Interesting.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

If you get an Xbox, buy it

Half Life 2 will own your soul for about 10 hours of gaming (more depending on your skill level) and then both of the episodes will run you about 5 hours a piece. Portal will be the best thing you’ve ever played, and then you’ll play it all over again

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Portal is one of the few...

Actually the only game that Yahtzee couldn’t say anything bad about.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

How could anybody complain about it?

The only thing I can knock the game for is being too short. However, since it was still several hours of playtime wrapped in a package of 20 hours of other incredible games, that’s a bullshit complaint

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the length of that game was perfect.

Any longer and it would have become monotonous.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

True

But I would have loved some challenge rooms or something. Just straight puzzling with no “story” attached. The only thing that makes me wish I had it on PC

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Are the bonus rooms not on the Xbox version?

I know I’ve had extra challenge maps since first bought it.

Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!

by joof on Dec 11, 2008 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Then purchasing Portal: Still Alive from XBLA is for you, sir.

14 extremely challenging extra puzzles, plus the full Portal game on its own without the Orange Box disc in your XBox.

by James F'n X on Dec 11, 2008 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And for only 15 bucks!

I’d rather pay 20 or 30 for the whole Orange Box, so I can play the HL2 games as well. Still Alive is a good deal, for sure, but I’m just not sure if I’d rather pay 15 for the extra puzzles, or 20 for 3 more games

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll add it to my list.

So far I want:

1) Xbox
2) GTA
3) COD
4) Orange Box?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct

If that’s his kind of game, at least. If you are going for GTA, buy it used. Save some cash. Or try and find the collector’s edition which is now on sale for the same as the standard retail box (at least at Fry’s)

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually GTA will be free.

My buddy bought it and doesn’t like it, so he said I could have it when I buy an Xbox.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Perfect

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

My copy of GTA was scratched up by my old box

It won’t even install to my hard drive, so I’m going to have a friend that works at Hollywood Video rent it for me so I can install, and then I can actually finish some stuff in the game that I’d meant to do before it broke

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Orange box to #2

It will provide way way way more entertainment value

by Robert on Dec 11, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Shooter/RPG

Fun but zero replay value

by Robert on Dec 11, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly my thoughts on it

Amazing game, but I never bothered with it after it was done. Perfect game to use with the Gamefly service, really. Rent it and keep it until you’ve beaten it (should take quite a while)

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Most Bioware games are that way.

I’ve played through it a couple of times, running down the good and evil paths.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Not the one I was thinking, but go for it

I meant the “Fucking amazing package” line from a little bit higher up

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I almost NEVER replay games.

Once I finish them I just give them to the boys and they go trade them in at Gamestop.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Mass Effect is an odd little hybrid.

It’s a 3rd person shooter with Knights of the Old Republic RPG elements. Not much in terms of replay value, but a freaking epic storyline.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

My internet was crapping out on me this morning

So I figured I would play some offline Single player, but apparently you cant do that with steam.

by Robert on Dec 11, 2008 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I remember that bullshit too

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Mike Cameron -> Yankees

Melky → Brewers

Link

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Dec 11, 2008 8:01 AM PST reply actions  

The Brewers better make a haul of more than Melchior.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. That makes me sad.

Oh, and there are reports that they’re gonna land AJ Burnett for $80MM over 5 years.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUCK

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Same here

FUUUUUUUUUCK

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Take solace in the fact he didn't choose to be a Yankee.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks like GMZ is who made Doug Melvin look good.

Yeah, I think we have to score one for Armstrong and Lincoln for choosing Z.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

At least they made a good mistake.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

noooo

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Youkilis?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Not today.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Fangraphs has him as a kick-ass 3B.

Over 131 games played he’s expected to be about a +13.9 run defensive player. Small sample size, but it looks like he’s good over there- about as good as Lowell.

"Beer is ... love ..." Ben Franklin

by Jed MC on Dec 11, 2008 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

131 games is sickeningly small over the course of his career.

And a good number of those games were switches meant to get Lowell out.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, bbref has him at 154 games @ 3B.

I wonder where the discrepancy is?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, they both say 154. Nevermind.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Good catch - I was looking at the DG stat.

Either way, it’s a very small sample. If Youk is 0 < x < +10 defensively at 3B, the Sox would still be gaining wins offensively at 3B, 1B, and remaining stable defensively. It doesn’t include what they could get from trading Lowell either. If I didn’t irrationally hate the Red Sox, they would be a fun team to root for.

"Beer is ... love ..." Ben Franklin

by Jed MC on Dec 11, 2008 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I like to pretend my hate for the Red Sox is completely rational.

Plus I hated the Red Sox before everybody else jumped on the bandwagon. I’ve got ticket stubs and t-shirts to prove it.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I've hated the Red Sox since they traded for Spike Owen.

He was my favorite player when I was 8. I always hated Clemens and Boggs as a kid too.

"Beer is ... love ..." Ben Franklin

by Jed MC on Dec 11, 2008 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

From what I've seen, below average but not a disaster.

Think putting Lopez at 3B. Decent glove, for what he can get to. Less range than Lowell. Not a great arm for 3B, but I never thought Lowell had one either so that’s a wash. (Eyeballed, not stats)

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

He messed up his arm somewhere a few years back (I think it was his elbow IIRC)

but that really doesn’t stop him from being a kick-ass fielding third baseman, he just doesn’t have an ideal arm

by seattlebruin on Dec 11, 2008 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Is Teixiera going to be that much of an upgrade over Lowell?

Including the defensive switches?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

And the DBacks big offseaon move is................

Signing Felipe Lopez to a $3.5M contract! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Goose on Dec 11, 2008 8:21 AM PST reply actions  

Wall-E was great.

I don’t know if I’d have seen it otherwise, so thanks for the recommendation, folks.

by royalcurve on Dec 11, 2008 8:47 AM PST reply actions  

Mornin cutie.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, you're a real cutie.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

FINALLY.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm a little proud

I got my first ever warning on LL last night.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Dec 11, 2008 8:55 AM PST reply actions  

Probably politics, a lot of people were making sideways remarks about that.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Thinking about it, he was probably a little bit assholish to buttnugget or whatever his sn was.

And the warning most likely consisted of “Don’t be mean unless you’re me.”

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

No I stayed out of that one.

I left Graham to do his thing.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Dec 11, 2008 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

It was a pretty good one.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh, it was lazy in my opinion.

I just wanted to have my moment in the sun since we might not ever see him again.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Dec 11, 2008 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm waiting for Sieg Heil to become a bannable offense.

And we need to get Fogel on some Morse puns.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I've gotten a couple "warnings" as responses to flags, but never a real warning.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

flagged for lies!

Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!

by joof on Dec 11, 2008 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Sets the person who posted the comment on fire.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel bad for lighting Sec108 on fire now =(

Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!

by joof on Dec 11, 2008 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Flamer.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Under attack by ninjas or something?

Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!

by joof on Dec 11, 2008 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Somehow I've escaped receiving a warning

despite my egregious use of “That’s what she said”.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Same for me.

And my numerous stupid ramblings.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I got mine a couple weeks ago.

It was cool.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

We're in your closet. Come on in!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Work is kicking my ass.

Being gone for a month screws with you.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Writing a 20 page paper and studying for my last final

Whoo data structures and computer security!

Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!

by joof on Dec 11, 2008 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

The Coats are on Mitch in the morning.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:36 AM PST reply actions  

Unfortunately.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I still think the interview he did with Alyssa Milano was one of the most awkward things I've ever heard on radio before

She has a new NFL clothing line specifically for women, and he spent the entire interview asking about all the different baseball players she has had sex with. Seriously, give it a listen (10/15, but just do a Ctrl-F and type "Milano")

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Gag.

Speaking of baby’s, do you have any tips on playrooms in this town? My list is basically the zoo, aquarium, then some of the community centers. I avoid the community centers playrooms because they mostly have screwy schedules, plus they tend to be small and full of sick kids this time of year.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude. McDonalds.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Germs EVERYWHERE

Bathe your kid in Purell before and after

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah - that was a joke.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Joke this...

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Hm.

Well, I do the Miller Community Center on Thursdays regardless of sick kids, because I have to get them out of the house and I’m a purell junkie anyway. Zoomasium is okay, Kids Quest at Factoria Mall is really good (but get a membership because a one time admission fee is stupid expensive), and my house.

by royalcurve on Dec 11, 2008 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

What are you doing right now? Got room for 2 more and a grouchy adult who ran out of sugar for his coffee?

I’ll come bearing gifts! Super big iced americano right? Or do feel like something else this morning?

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

You have the coffee order right!

Sadly I’m in class land today. Gymnastics at 12, naptime at 1, ballet at 4. Thursdays are kind of a clusterfuck. Tomorrow?

by royalcurve on Dec 11, 2008 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

That was always my favorite part at that age

“No dad, I can dress myself”

Bullshit

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I was actually thinking of taking my boy to the Museum of Flight today

Though I’m not sure if I’ll have time since this is my first free day off in 10 days, and I was sick for that one

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much

I don’t even want to change out of my pajamas today, but I have to make a couple small trips >:(

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Put on a foil hat and stay in your pajamas when you make your trips.

People stay out of your way when they think you’re crazy.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

This is sound reasoning

And depending on where I end up going, this may be a fantastic idea

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

That's a great idea! Kind of south for us, but there's that new one at Paine Field.

Burke Museum isn’t that interesting, I’ve tried it. Haven’t tried the Museum of Industry and Science down by UW though.
This time of year it’s mostly about big open indoor spaces with max. natural light. Works for me anyway.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

My kid loves airplanes, as do I

I haven’t been to the Museum of Flight in probably 15 years, yet every day I drive by it on the freeway to work and think to myself “next day off, I’ll go.”

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

The Future of Flight up at Paine Field is really pretty cool.

And you can pair it with a Boeing tour if you’re interested.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I like how he titles it "Pencil beat" and has pens.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the right hand (our left) was holding a mechanical pencil

But your general point still applies

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm the same way at work

My desk has a sheet metal backing to it, and if I push my foot against it I can make it sound like thunder. So I do that all the time, as well as banging on the rest of my desk with pens and my hands.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, PI commenters. How I love to loathe you.
Posted by BIG VINNIE at 12/11/08 12:18 a.m.

THIS IS POSSIBLY THE WORST TRADE I HAVE EVER SEEN. IT NOT ONLY HELPS THE METS TO WIN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE, IT DESTROYS OUR BULLPEN. THEY GAVE US HEILMANN, WHO FAILED IN NEW YORK, AND SENT US MORE OUTFIELDERS WHO CAN’T HIT. LOVELY, I WILL PROBABLY NEVER SPEND MY HARD EARNED MONEY AT SAFECO FIELD EVER AGAIN,TO WITNESS THIS ABOMIDABLE TEAM. YOU THINK LAST YEAR WAS BAD, STAY TUNED, AND PREPARE TO BE APALLED.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Dec 11, 2008 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

Oh man it gets better
Posted by normhud at 12/11/08 7:44 a.m.

man oh man….every body is so negitive ! im trying to do my best to be a seattle sports fan but youse guys are making it so hard!now we can afford to sign manny,trade ishiro & beltre for pitching and tex @ 1st base……………

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Dec 11, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

If it makes any difference, that commenter happens to be missing the back of his skull.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I think more importantly he's missing everything in the middle too.

Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!

by joof on Dec 11, 2008 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Why come you posted that picture?

I’m confused.

Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!

by joof on Dec 11, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES!!! CAPSLOCK!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

YETI!

"Beer is ... love ..." Ben Franklin

by Jed MC on Dec 11, 2008 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

General Rule:

Anyone whose screen name is “Big” X will generally be a moron. A big one.

by waldo rojas on Dec 11, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I woke up to find this gem on my phone
the mariners are doomed. Did you see the new trade deal?

by Robert on Dec 11, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

This is why I'm glad to be the only real Mariners fan I know

Nobody ever send me retarded messages like that.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

When I told my girlfriend J.J. got traded, she asked

“Does Jeff think it’s a good trade?” I said yes and she said “Oh, then that’s good.”

by Aaron Campeau on Dec 11, 2008 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Wonderful

My fiancee probably wouldn’t even care. In fact, she just responded to my text by saying “Oh”

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife asked me last night if I was staying up late on the computer.

I jumped up and mentioned big moves, trades, yada yada. I could just see her eyes glazed over as she started nodding in the appropriate places. She’s a good sport for putting up with my M’s problem.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If they were drunk it's OK

My initial reaction when wasted when I saw it was “WTF”

I had to run to a computer to realize that Endy Chavez and Heilman are not as bad as I thought

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I know,

I heard it last night on the way home from the bar, and I had to wait till this morning to really understand what went down.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I read it last night and was very drunk

I had no clue what the fuck was going on

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I bowled terribly last night

So I know what you mean

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

How bad?

I was just still pissed off from a crappy day at work yesterday.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, only my first game was bad

But it was so bad that it snowballed my mood for the whole night. I shot a 129 my first game, and that was only because I threw my last 4 strikes. After that I shot a 199 and a 187. But the first game caused me to lose all of my brackets which really pissed me off

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch.

A 199 and a 187 would sure cheer me up though.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It did cheer me up a bit

But that first game just took a big dump all over my goals for the night, which sucked. Oh well, such is bowling…

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I shit myself with despair when it happened

It was 50 pins below my average for the season, and 65 below my average for the last 6 weeks

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

A 129 would screw me in league.

I’m going to have to bowl well above that Saturday since we’re short two people.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have to combine the scores of three games to come up with 129.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

We all need to go bowling again

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

What, are you the old Godfather's Pizza guy or something?

But seriously, I am going to try to put something together after new years, that last gathering was fun. I just want to do something for us north end people.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that was Ben Stiller from some crappy 'comedy' movie.

I suddenly forget the name. Starsky and Hutch maybe?

And yes, my little comma’s are my internet way of doing ‘air quotes’. About the most annoying thing in the world.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That was it

Bacardi and Cola do it do it do it. DOOO IIIT

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

And Robin Hood get together would be great!

Not that far off the interstate either, straight shot right in to the place. Just had the kids down that way strangely. Beach and ferry boats.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Nice and easy to find.

We could either do a weekend/afternoon type thing, or we could even do moonlight bowling for $$$ on a Saturday night if we wanted to. Evenings are tough there because they are usually PACKED with leagues.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I hadn't really researched any of the players before hand and had no clue what we were getting

except my skewed intuition which said

1- Franklin Gutierrez is neat
2- Fuck Endy Chavez (my opinion of him being entirely based on his 2005)
3- So we got stuck with Aaron Heilman- about time the Mets unloaded him but fuck why on us
4- Mike Carp? Cool but not a big deal
5- Vargas- hey I recognize that name
6- Cleto/Carrera- who the fuck are they

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

and then

I like Sean Green and Valbuena a lot, and Reed’s pretty cool too

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Valbuena leaving still has me a little upset.

I liked him better than Lopez.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh well.

So far I trust Z to do the right thing.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here

I think we all overvalued Valbuena because he presented such a refreshing change in approach from the other middle infielders we’ve got

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Could be.

I just liked his D.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Good morning everybody

My head hurts. I drank too much last night and slept too little

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:18 AM PST reply actions  

You were rockin' last night!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

And I missed all the fun

I had to go back and re-read all the stuff about the trade because I woke up this morning unsure of whether it happened or not

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

While I didn't drink, I also didn't sleep!

Wheeeeee!

Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!

by joof on Dec 11, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

nononononono

I had 3 of them even though I don’t think I was hungry for more than 2. Plus, one of them was still cold inside, and one of the other ones was hard as tits

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Tourette's Guy

Somebody screwed up his fish sticks (Obviously NSFW for language reasons)

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Corn Dogs are still better.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll take the "chicken" nuggets.

I’ve never liked corndogs for some reason.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Blasphemy!

Not even the ones with hot sausage and the cornbread with the peppers and corn?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh?

I don’t know where you got that idea, but it’s so far from right it’s almost back to right again.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I work for National Frozen Foods

one of the nation’s largest privately owned food packers.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

You're going to hate when people start growing their own again.

I know I would if I wasn’t living in an apartment.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I grow tons every year.

Tomatoes, zucchini, herbs, lettuces, bell peppers, potatoes, onions… this year I will do corn. For sure.

by royalcurve on Dec 11, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

So does she.

I almost never get any of the ones we grow, because she eats all of them while she harvests them.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Ouch.

My mom grows these delicious little cherry tomatoes. Every time I’m at my parents I steal a bunch of them.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Dammit.

Now I’m craving fresh tomatoes.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't need any dolling up at all.

I could eat just plain boiled corn on the cobb daily for the rest of my life.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

It doesn't have to be dolled up,

but it sure tastes great when it is.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I use corn in almost everything.

Chili, quesadillas, pasta….. I love it. I’m going to grow some.

by royalcurve on Dec 11, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

That's a good idea.

I wonder if corn would grow in my backyard….

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds okay,

but standard corndogs make me want to hurl for some reason.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Same.

I’ve always hated the generic Costco box of 30 corndogs.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Between those and the ones they had back in high school,

I’m not even sure corndogs qualify as “food”.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I know.

I’m sorry I brought it up.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I was eating the generic Safeway box of 16

Foster Farms. I miss my deep fryer. At least they tasted good when cooked in that

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Oven is pretty good.

You just have to flip them a few times.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but it takes too long

It always pisses me off that I can microwave something in less than 2 minutes, but it takes a half hour in the fucking oven. It’s a bunch of bullshit

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Man I'm grouchy today

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Really?

We couldn’t tell.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Jerk

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

20 mins?

8 min warmup, 12 mins cooking.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I wasn't specifically thinking corn dogs with that comment

But the point still applies. The one that gets me the most is lasagnas. I can microwave one in 8 minutes, or I can cook it in the oven for an hour.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

But the oven cooked one has a crispy top.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I know

It’s better in every way when oven cooked. But I usually don’t think about eating until I’m hungry, and by then I want a quick fix

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

(Insert appropriate Hedberg reference here)

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I throw a potato in the oven, even when I'm not hungry

Cause by the time it’s done cooking, who knows!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Dec 11, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Om nom nom nom nom!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Not poorly microwaved ones

I actually love chicken nuggets, but they’ll never beat a good corndog

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

If you can't nuke a corndog properly, you need some serious help.

And no matter what I’ll still take some chicken nuggets over corndogs any day.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I was drunk.

I forgot to turn them over. I only followed the cooking instructions for cooking 1, not 3.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

DOH!!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Very

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I am so screwed on this paper.

I need to write 2400 more words and I have about 5 free hours to do it before it’s due. I wish I could concentrate, damnit.

Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!

by joof on Dec 11, 2008 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

It does.

I have been working on a paper for the last 3 days. I have peeked my head in on LL over that time and it has been difficult not to join in on the fun. This site has become more than an addiction.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Fixed for kevin

I love their guacamole bacon burger

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Glad I'm not the only one to have noticed this

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm starving

But I don’t want to move yet. I’m watching Little Shop of Horrors with my kid right now since he picked it out from Netflix

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I can pinch hit.

Did he do bacon rice krispy treats yet? (I don’t really pay attention to BOTD).

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Dec 11, 2008 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Well then, here you go

http://ridiculousfoodsociety.blogspot.com/2008/11/bacon-rice-krispies-treats.html

And let’s do something that looks good as well:

Cajun Bacon Smashed Potatoes
http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-reviews/amazin-cajun-bacon/

I realize that by posting this, I’m probably revealing one of his sources. Oh Well.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Dec 11, 2008 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my goodness, them taters look good

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No kidding!

I want some of those NOW!!!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The REAL BOTD...

Spicy Bacon-Cheddar Butterflies

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 12:23 PM PST reply actions  

I'm not quite sure what that is,

but it looks pretty tasty.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yum

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I love free lunch at work.

And at 3 there’s free cake and ice cream!

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

I get to go to a fancy party with country club food and an open bar on Friday night.

I think I’d rather be watching the Devils and hanging out on LL.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

MCD?

NJ Devils.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhh, gotcha.

Nice band for a company party.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

What?

I’m confused….

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Psst

(Murder City Devils) You’re all talking about different devils

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I had 2 out of 3.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Crap.

I was talking about my last name.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I get the same!

Company Christmas party for you too? I left work at 2 yesterday, have today off, go back at 2 tomorrow and then we close at 5 for the party. Fucking great

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I plan to

I’m a big fan of free food and drink, especially when it’s an open bar

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it's finally out

Sony’s PlayStation Second Life Home was released for download today.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

Does this mean you'll blow the dust off the old girl and plug her in?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

For a rip off of Second Life?

Probably not. Besides, all that dust has probably destroyed the optical drive.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I'll be damned

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Must be lunch time..

Got really quiet in here all of a sudden.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

Red Robin time!

Catch y’all later

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

I've never had them refill my fries.

No that they haven’t offered, I just don’t need that many fries.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That's what I'm saying.

By the time I eat the first batch of fries (and my burger or whatever), I’m never left thinking “man, I could sure go for another batch of fries!”.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That I could understand.

But my days of stoner runs to Red Robin are far behind me, or never existed.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you not remember?

Because that probably means that they are behind you rather than never existing

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Slight delay

Waiting for my kid to get hisself dressed since he didn’t do it while I was in the shower

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You left him unsupervised?

You’re lucky he didn’t draw on the walls or something!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Thankfully he's passed that stage

I leave him unsupervised often. He’s almost Hell, he got up way early this morning so I let him watch cartoons while I slept next to him on the couch

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That's good then.

Tell him the zipper goes in the front.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Although he drew on the walls at my old apartment about a year ago

Took 2 Sharpies (black and blue) from a drawer in the kitchen, and drew a line with both that covered almost 20 feet of wall. Fuck that was miserable to clean, and I still did a piss-poor job of it

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Tried that

Sharpies are a real fuck to get off the wall. I even used some of that Killz stuff to cover it, but it didn’t help. I really felt bad though because it was my roommate’s apartment and he was letting me stay there for super cheap

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet!

My assistant just offered to go get me lunch!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

What's the point of an asst. if they don't go get you stuff.

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by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

How much do you pay?

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by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Are they the potato ones that you can eat?

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by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

After a heavy dose of desensitizing sexual harassment.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That's the fun part.

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by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That's right, sweet cheeks.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

So I've heard, there's like, a special job that could get me a raise?

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by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

True,

but her lunch break is her time, not company time.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That's why you send her on company time.

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by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It's your asst., right?

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by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Then she's yours to order around. POWER!!!

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by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose,

but I’m just not that kind of boss.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

My internet at work is just crawling today.

It’s starting to make me angry.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

Hahahahaha

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hooray for the University of Wyoming accepting all my credits but not putting them towards any core/major requirements

and Hooray for them using a straight A/B/C/D scale without plusses and minuses lowering my GPA from a 3.1 to a 2.9 and thereby disqualifying me for financial aid that I needed a 3.0 for

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

There's a nice school here in Seattle called Gene Jaurez.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 1:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

At this point it's my only option

and my grades this semester should pull it back up to a 3.0 on either scale, and if I explain the unique nature of the courses that don’t count towards core/major requirements I can bet they’ll qualify

I can’t imagine 3 years at a freaking liberal arts school won’t make it possible to fulfill most general core requirements intended to expose people to all parts of stuff

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It's either that or take a semester off

Which means living in McCall for 6 months which is not something that sounds fun

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

True.

Still seems like you’re taking it in the shorts though.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

After looking at it it's not so bad

I figured I’d have to go an extra semester or two and it still looks that way

I’m just pissed about the GPA recalculation- They are going to hear from me about that if they decline the scholarship on the grounds that
1) I had a 3.0 at my previous institution
2) Professors grade differently on different scales, so who is to say I wouldn’t have gotten A’s instead of B+’s in a lot of situations or B’s instead of C+’s if I were hre

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you should go to truck driving school.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Then he gets stuck on interstates.

Boooooring.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I've thought about it

and at some point in my life I’d love to do it, but only for a couple years because as Faux said Interstates get boring after a while

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I have successfully made it this far into December without hearing Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.

Also haven’t heard that shitty McCartney song. I am pleased.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 1:29 PM PST reply actions  

And now their in my head.

Screw you and the horse you rode in on.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a pony.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That stretch between Yakima and Ellensburg.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Then it's a horse with no name.

The pony on the other hand….

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Explain the river

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

and the Manashtash ridges

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Acts of God.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd have gone for mirage, personally

But acts of god was worth a laugh anyhow

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a friend who LOVES to torture me with that Paul McCartney song.

He’s a huge Beatles (and solo work) fan, and I made the mistake of telling him that I hate that song. After he told me he was going to rape me for saying that, he has made it his personal quest to sing it/play it whenever I’m around.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok food time!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

We're working with a contractor on a project whose name is Joe Steinbrenner.

Every time his name is mentioned, my ears perk up a little bit. Then I remember that everybody I work with hates sports.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

I don't want to drive the actual analysis threads OT

but I look forward to the possible Franklin Delino Bluth references for our newest CF.

"It ain’t easy being white, it ain’t easy being brown . . . "

by DCMariner on Dec 11, 2008 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

Washburn: Hey, is Franklin gonna be there?

Zduriencik: See that, Waka? Pitchers love Franklin!
Washburn (under his breath): I just don’t want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Reegie.

by DCMariner on Dec 11, 2008 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

IT people, I need your help.

I need to figure out how to get our boy on wireless internet in his room with our Linksys router. It’s not the “wireless” part so much, I just don’t know if his computer in his room is wireless capable.

And running wires to his room is not an option.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

Right click on my computer, select Manage.

Go to Device Manager, expand Network Adapters. Look for something that says minipci, wireless, abg, bg, or something like that. If you’re not sure, post a list.

If you have the terms above, you have wireless.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If there's no wireless gear in your machine

you’ll need to go with a USB or internal wireless device. I tend to prefer an internal PCI card like this.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That says it "extends the wireless range",

does it also provide wireless if you have none?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoops a doodle

Arlink is shit. I meant to link you to this.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

So aboot $40.00 and a quick installation,

and I can get his ass off of my home computer… Awesome.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

You okay opening up the case to install that card yourself?

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch out for static, and don't forget to unplug the computer first.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I was fine with it before the warning from Faux.

But I’m sure I can handle it, or the boy could since he built the computer himself from scratch.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Next question.

Is there a way we can limit the hours they can access the internet? We’re thinking about doing the 15 year olds computer in his room too, and we don’t want him sneaking on to play games at 2:00am…

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on the router.

Give me the model number, and I can look that up.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 11, 2008 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Ummm....

It’s a Linksys…. Comcast gave it to us when we signed up for internet service. I’m at work so I don’t know the model number.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Here we go

Download the user guide on this page and go to page 37.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys rock.

Thank you!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was growing up

my dad ghetto-rigged our router to an ethernet switch. When he went to bed, he’d turn the switch off and cut off access throughout the house.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was a kid we had a party line we shared with our 2 neighbors.

Each house had it’s own ring so you knew when the call was yours.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You're kidding, right?

I still remember being the first guy on the block with “call waiting” and “three-way calling”.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope dead serious, farm in southeast Oregon.

We were probably the rural area in the state with party lines. Old school baby. Had a driveway a mile long, dirt roads they sprayed oil/diesel on twice a year, you name it. Boonies with a capital B.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

You could if you plugged directly into the modem.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Chain your children to their beds.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I already suggested that, but I was overruled.

Besides, then I’d have to get up earlier to unchain them so they could go to school/wrok.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You've raised emos.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Not emos,

Just dorks. So if we have three people all on wireless internet at the same time, is that going to slow everyone down, or does it make any difference?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on what they're doing.

If they’re streaming/downloading all at the same time, you’ll definitely notice.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That would only be the 18 year old.

He’s the download freak. But I can just make him do his downloads when we’re not home. But for general internet usage it shouldn’t be noticable?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as we can blog and surf the net, that's all we care about.

We don’t do any hardcore online gaming on the computer or anything like that. But if and when I get my Xbox, the kids better not bog down my connection….

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Comcast "high speed".

Is that what you mean?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea to be honest with you.

According to Comcast it’s “fast”.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm at work, but I'll run that when I get home tonight.

Question though..

I tried it here at work and the first time it was 667kbps down and up. Tried it again and it was 2059 down and 656 up. Third time it was 858 down, 651 up. Fourth time was 1818 down, 674 up.

How do I know which one is accurate?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, I just had the link from the Fios installer.

Never said I knew what that crap meant. BRIIIIIIAAAAAAAAANNNNNLL
LLLL!
Kind of neat to check the different cities and see what you get though.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

All of those were from Seattle.

I didn’t think to check any other cities.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

www.billygraham.com

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Rule 34?

I hope not…

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Just write "This is the Internet" in sharpie on his screen.

See if that fools him.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That might actually work.

I swear he’s brain-dead sometimes. He’s like an 18 year old cyborg, I never see him without his Zune or whatever plugged into his head.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He can't be a cyborg because he uses a Zune

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That is more than awesome.

I’m not a millionaire and I’d still consider purchasing that.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The only problems I have with all the different Ten packages

is that they all include the original mix. I already have that on CD and on vinyl, I don’t need a third (and a fourth) one. I suppose if this means that Sony stops pressing the original Ten that’s fine as long as there’s no extra charge.

by JI on Dec 11, 2008 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd probably buy the 2CD + MTV Unplugged DVD set.

I have a lot of the bonus songs already in bootleg form, maybe they’ve been cleaned/patched up. It’s a pretty neat set compared to most reissues.

by JI on Dec 11, 2008 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be cool as well.

I’m a massive Pearl Jam fan.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

In closing,

I’m glad it’s not lame

by JI on Dec 11, 2008 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap the mainpage comments were interesting and informative.

Until suddenly they weren’t. Now I just want to jump in and yell “ur and idiut u polevalting homoshexuls!” then run out out laughing maniacally. Except it’s the internet so the so maniacal laughing would be wasted.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

Which mainpage?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 2:40 PM PST reply actions  

Top story about trade rumors, etc. I had it open and just accidentally closed that tab. Crap.

Comments are fantastic, there’s some great questions and responses. 95 percent of the time I don’t even bother asking questions, somebody will put something out there that covers it fairly quickly.

And there was a rant here, but I deleted it. You’re welcome.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

My 3 year old charge just tried explaining baseball to me.

I heard her talking to a toy zebra about his vacation, and I asked “Where did he go?”.

H: “He’s going to see the Yankees because he likes the Yankees.”

Me: “Why does he like the Yankees? Lili’s baseball team is the Mariners, honey, remember?”
(The kids call me Lili)

H: “Because he met one once and he was really nice. He was a batter. He hit the big home run. But they ran out of hot dogs, and he has to hurry if he wants to see the Yankees. But sure, Ichiro hits the home runs, now that I think about Ichiro, and nothing could be better than his bouncy shoes.”

Kids, man.

by royalcurve on Dec 11, 2008 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

That is fantastic! I love those conversations.

The first song I taught my kids was ‘Take me out to the ballgame’, I can’t wait to sit and watch baseball games with them, run around the stadium.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He's a pretty "old" three though.

I would have guessed he was 4 or 5 by the way he acted when I met him.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't stop listening to my shorts.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, it's out of my control.

The shorts told me to.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh,

Linky. NSFW unless you have headphones.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Somehow I had not yet listened to that until just now

And now regret not having done it sooner. That is fucking great

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 3:56 PM PST reply actions  

I liked the Ford Windstar

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a quality vehicle

They should have made a Ford Focus or a Ford Excursion or a Dodge Avenger their poster background

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Edsel.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking modern but that car sucked

My Dad actually bought a brand new one in 1972. He got rid of it in 1972.

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What was that tiny little thing Ford sold in the 80's,

A Festiva or something like that?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The Festiva?

That was actually just a rebadged Kia Pride (and therefore the first Kia sold in the United States) as part of a deal Ford had with Kia back then to swap some cars around

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That's the one.

Kind of went the way of the “Geo” brand.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much all of those early badge-engineered imports went away

Kia, Mitsubishi, Suzuki, Isuzu, etc all found it easier to piggyback on with the Americans at first, but as they’ve gained their own footing they’ve abandoned it (or just died like Isuzu)

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yugo!

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I really want to buy a Yugo one day

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You and I don't always agree,

but I gotta say you know more about specific car models than anyone I’ve ever met.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a hobby

Car models always intrigued me for some reason- I learned to read by reading car brochures

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I try to

My Dad and I went to the Chicago Auto Show every year while we lived there, and to NAIAS a couple times and I have gone to the last couple Seattle Auto Shows but they just aren’t the same

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh.

“We’re the Big Three, we don’t need to compete.” Classic.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, I'm itching to see what happens next.

Still miss Valbuena though, I liked him.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Zduriencik seems like the type to actually develop minors into the majors.

Hated that about Bavasi. So maybe now we’ll get to see these guys matriculate into something other than trades for proven veterans. This notion is kind of why I’m so excited about Z, not just because he’s something new or just ‘not Bavasi’.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

I like watching kids come up through the system and make it to the big leagues as a Mariner, instead of an Indian or something else.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Call me a sentimental sucker if you want, but it really adds to my enjoyment level of the team.

I can’t really get into players like Sexon or Vidro. Bedard I like, mostly because of the lashing he’s taken by not being a media buddy. The crap he went through this year really bothered me.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Dangit.

I need at least one more person to join City of Blood with me on FB so I can move up a level.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 4:16 PM PST reply actions  

Did you already send a facebook request for that, and did I accept?

I’m not playing those, but I’ve been accepting the requests since I know it helps you guys advance.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I sent you an invite, but I don't think you accepted yet.

I’m trying to check, but it’s taking forever to load the page.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome, thank you!

You probably have a stack of them for all the different “blood” games, plus Mafia Wars.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm a facebook request whore, first come first served.

I checked out a couple last week, but I’m avoiding them. I just don’t have the time to invest in some of those games. After we get the kids down, that’s about the only time of the day I have to myself, so I usually check in here a couple of times and watch a movie or read a book. That and house maintenance stuff I can’t do with the kids around. Drills and saws are problematic with 2 year olds, scares the crap out of me to even pull them out of the tool box.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Understood.

I don’t care if you participate, just accepting the invite helps me the most.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait.

Two year old(s)? Do you have twins, or am I reading that wrong?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

So 2.04 million Wiis were sold in November.

That’s absolutely insane. And Dragon Quest 10 is coming out for it. Is there anything that could stop it’s momentum?

Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!

by joof on Dec 11, 2008 4:18 PM PST reply actions  

I have one,

but I never use it. The novelty wore off really quickly, and most games are really hard to play with the Wii controller.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

How much would you be willing to part with it for?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes, Sony's taking it in the shorts.

Ignore the fact that Microsoft’s and Nintendo’s primary consoles outpaced the PS3. The klaxon alarms are going off at Sony HQ because it’s the only console to push less units through this November than it did last November.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I have one.

Mariners ----> Brewers.

by .Taylor on Dec 11, 2008 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

nobody cares

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It's the holidays. I propose a 15 day period of going easy on the guy.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

We will stay very strictly on schedule.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

or more properly since it is Christmas

Wow Taylor! That’s great!

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

(I'm Jewish)

Mariners ----> Brewers.

by .Taylor on Dec 11, 2008 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Then the deal's off.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

oh

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Well Happy Hanukkah then!

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Why thank you!

Mariners ----> Brewers.

by .Taylor on Dec 11, 2008 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

nobody cares

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I left for home at 3:30.

When I got home I decided to take a nap. It was excellent.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I've just been here, listening to my shorts.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

And drankin.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I just got home after a marathon day of running around doing shit

My boy is passed out on the couch next to me, and I’m wishing I had boozes or beerzes.

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I was about to, actually

I picked up Left 4 Dead earlier, and I also snagged the HD-DVD drive and a couple movies from Fry’s for $40 since I had store credit from an earlier return.

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Get it for 360, jerkface

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That's why you should pirate PC games and not pay

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

So we're all fake?

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

IEEEEEEE

THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit no header to close it with.

Is that Youklis? I can’t look too long it makes me want to upchuck.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

What is that

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

goddammit

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

but his head

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

its spinning

I’m going to go get blitzed and stare at it all night

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by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

WHEEEE

SPIN SPIN!
SPIN THE YOUK CIRCLE!
SPIN SPIN!
SPIN THE YOUK SPIN THE YOUK!

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4yDJ_406sA

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

No shit
Good sing. HORRIBLE video. Trannies aren’t cool. Especially if they look like a monkey.

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Or me.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on over

My place is a mess, but just pretend it isn’t

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

And please don't say yes because I actually will not be home for a chunk of the evening

Going to hang at my bro’s next door for a bit

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh, I couldn't make it tonight anyway.

Anna’s out, and it’s me and the boy, waiting for some guests. You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find a hooker with a two-and-a-half year-old.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Duh... For Silas!

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm such an idiot

I hang my head in shame.

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my god, this deserves an award.

World of Wifecraft

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

Hahahahahaha!

“…because they have bras they are level 70.” Brilliant!

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn. I feel so alone.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 7:39 PM PST reply actions  

Sweet! A real person! It's dead tonight.

Like people are spending time with their families, or other absurdities.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey that coolmax usb hard drive thing I bought didn't work

It was busted. They even tested it at Fry’s when i brought it back

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried it on 4 computers and with 3 different hard drives

No dice. Oh well, I don’t have much need for it now, but I can see how it would be handy

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Plenty of concerts during the holidays, I assume?

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of concerts...

There are two next year that I’m absolutely going to.

Billy Joel and Elton John doing another Face to Face tour
Nobuo Uematsu and the Sound of Nippon orchestra

God I’m a nerd.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

On the plus side, if you meet someone at either of those concerts, you'll be a match made in heaven.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a narrow demographic.

What if she attends Star Wars conventions?

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Aww, poor dude

I’m playing Xbox with seattlebruin right now

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Guess.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

*Please god tell me he'll do a search for "Guest."

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I won't say, just in case

But pull up my friends list and do a tiny bit of deduction, and you’ve got it

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Why wouldn't SB want me to be his friend?

He’s one of the only people on here who are nice to me!

by Coach Owens on Dec 11, 2008 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn't implying that

But it’s the same as giving out a phone number to somebody. Won’t do it unless I have permission. Just the way I was raised

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, wolves have really gotten polite over the years.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

And technologically advanced

Quite amazing, really

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

What, 25 years ago?

Psssh, times have changed, my friend.

by Coach Owens on Dec 11, 2008 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn you Heath Ledger! Damn you!

Also, The Office is totally back on track. I have enjoyed this season very much.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 8:20 PM PST reply actions  

I absolutely love that I'm in your sig.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

So goddamned funny when that happened

It was in response to me, so I also feel partially honored for causing it

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The sad part is I say things like that while sober.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Why's that sad?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Just make sure you send me the monthly check every first Friday.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I donate in your name to Focus on the Family.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Com'on, at least put it to good use.

More wine = more posting = more signatures

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. Yeah.

I wonder if they’ll send my money back?

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The Yankess could slap a shock collar and jersey on King fucking Kong and they won't win.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Because A-Rod is a primate.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It's hard to put wins up when two thrirds of your team are staring into vanity mirrors.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

And FTW, thrirds is a word.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Madge, is that you?

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

A-Rod has a windsock for an anus and a Pez-like stool dispenser ejector for a mouth.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Other than that, he's a pretty good guy.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That was supposed to read, "Pez-like stool sample dispenser for a mouth," but I'm mentally retarded.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck. Here's to you wine.

Keeping me all warm ’n shit in the winter.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't believe Toot and Kermit aren't here to witness my downward spiral.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

"Man With A Golden Arm" directed by Uwe Boll...

I almost want to see that hack do it just for the laughs. That and he wouldn’t be jacking up some potentially good film.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You'll put your eye out.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

But mom!

I’d like to draw that out, but I can’t figure out how to type it out like it sounds in my head.
If that makes sense.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell me how that makes you feel.

Let’s open up and explore your innermost thoughts, Kermit. Oops, time’s up. Please leave your check with Brenda at the front desk.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Please include this in my biopic, starring Scott Bakula.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm back

Got a little engrossed in my game for a few minutes there

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Да.

Меня и моего товарища seattlebruin заканчивали их фашистское господство

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Есть ли своего рода проблема с Kermit и мной говорящий язык земли Матери?

СССР должен повыситься снова!

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Goddamn commies are tearing this country apart.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Используете ли Вы Google Translate?

Это дерьмо это чертовски фантастической!

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

lol
Whether you use Google Translate?

This dung is devilishly fantastic!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that wasn't what I said,

I said “this shit is fucking fantastic”. The devilishly part is what started me giggling.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

This is making for an incredibly entertaining night

Plus, I’ve always loved Russian and the Cyrillic language. If I could pick up any language without having to learn it, I’d go for Russian 11 times out of 10

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

My highschool principle spoke Russian.

It was just kind of random, which is probably why I remember the fact.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm using something else

Here’s the link

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I wonder what acblue was using.

Wow now I’ve got the hiccups, that was fun.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It's obvious what he was using
acceptable feminine hygiene products

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

.
Is there its kind problem from Kermit and by me the speaking language of mother earth?

The USSR must increase again!

zomg no politics

by Aaron Campeau on Dec 11, 2008 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Что является этой "политикой", о которой Вы говорите?

Не по выбору, что Великолепная Республика будет править, но судьба

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The translator doesn't lie

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAR
Comprehensible female hygiene of production

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Что?
STOP I shall throw STOP

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That's kind of what I guessed

And no, I am not going to stop

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that one broke the machine

These translations in futsked APE Goettingen I Hawa but IDEA vhats going it anymore. ??

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit that's so great

Was originally

These translations are getting so fucked I have no idea what’s going on anymore

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

So my point was made by the translation

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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Что?
Well a shower

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

He certainly is a fantastic ball player. Too bad he's him.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point. Say, are you drinking too?

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I'm just having a bit of fun. I'm only just beginning my third glass of wine.

And unfortunately I have the constitution of a grizzly bear when it comes to drinking.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I want some wine.

For some reason wine has sounded really good lately. Probably because you keep talking about guzzling some every night

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I am the father of an almost three year-old,

and the husband to a woman one year cancer free, who is inexplicably bald again. Although my band is back together, I cannot work on my solo album because I don’t have a place in my apartment to record (or have silence), thus I haven’t picked up my guitar but once in the last two years. I deserve to drink every night.

But, hell. I’d drink anyway.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll drink to that

Though, I have nothing to drink. Still, you do deserve a drink whenever you’d like.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I will be taking you up on that.

Then quickly buying the next round.

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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Good enough

Just say when and I’ll do it (assuming I don’t have my boy for the night- so Friday and Saturday nights are the best)

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Saturday night's alright for (hobo) fighting.

Actually, this Saturday isn’t.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You're right it isn't

It’s going to be super cold so they’ll all be at the shelters

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

God, I love Futurama. God bless Comedy Central.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:13 PM PST reply actions  

And the Critic

And fuck Fox for mishandling Family Guy and American Dad as well

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

ABC deserves some blame for The Critic.

That one really is a shame because two networks lost out on a show that was absolutely hilarious. John Lovitz was spectacular as Jay.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That he was

He has a voice made for VO work, be it cartoons or whatever.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Acblue has entered the tournament.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:26 PM PST reply actions  

(Isn't that what it said when a new player came into Street Fighter?"

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That's it, Carroll!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Goddamn a flood of memories just hit me

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

How'd you shoot tonight?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

625 for three games low game a 193.

I took some video, I’ll probably put it up next week.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 11, 2008 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet

Did you see my earlier comment about my shitty start last night?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't bother

I started off with a 129, which included punching out the 9th and 10th. I was about ready to go drown myself. Ended up salvaging it into a 515. I was so pissed at myself. Nothing fell my way in the first game, and the stuff that did got missed because I suck sometimes, like last night

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit man, you got half your score in the last two frames.

I feel your pain, though. Last month I went out a couple times and shot under 500. It sucked. Thank God it wasn’t league or tournament.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 11, 2008 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I had the time to devote to these games.

If I picked this up on the 360 and played with you guys I’d be awful.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

For some inexplicable reason

I thought we were talking about COD5.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You should still get it for 360

Who cares if you’re awful? That just means that sb and I could get tons of kills by using you as bait

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No, we're pretty good

You could distract the bad guys for us

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Please do

Between you getting the game and sb picking up a goddamn headset sometime this year I will actually be able to have fun while gaming again

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Neat story

I work on Lake Union near the Entercom building where they broadcast 710KIRO AM. Last week I was walking to a nearby Azteca for lunch and heard some music playing from their parking lot.

The lead guitar player from Heart was playing for some charity drive KIRO AM was operating. And I got to watch him and shake his hand.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 9:43 PM PST reply actions  

Tip your waitress!

You’ll be here all week, I assume?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I really shouldn't try but it made me laugh.

Then the translations about made me go into hysterics. My wife thinks I’m a complete weirdo, she came down to check on me I was laughing so hard.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I want Azteca.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey what happened to everybody?

dpseadv, did you pass out from laughing too much? Brian, did you leave to go buy CoD for the 360? R’s and L’s, did you go bowling again? ac, you off crying because Sarah McLachlan made you feel bad about dogs?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:11 PM PST reply actions  

WOOOO

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how everyone spells this differently.

Does anyone know exactly what he says?

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It wouldn't sound right in Japanese spelt that way, though.

Haiduken is what I hear.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

But you can't trust Wikipedia.
Urban Dictionary is the trusted resource on this one.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Goddamnit. Silas just threw up EVERYWHERE on the bed. Had to put him in the shower, pullout the sleeper couch, and re-sheet it.

I missed all of the fun translator stuff, but fuck! He hasn’t thrown up for two days!! Arrgh! I hate winter.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:19 PM PST reply actions  

Goddamn dude, that sucks

Is he alright? Leftover sickness or something?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no fucking idea.

It breaks my heart. he was sitting there -covered – and crying and apologizing, and I’m saying, “hiney, you don’t need to say you’re sorry – it happens to everybody.”

I didn’t go into detail about how daddy only throws up when he’s been drinking with LL people, but I think he got the point.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus. *honey. I don't call my kid an ass.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured.

That is terrible. Poor trembly Silas. :(

by royalcurve on Dec 11, 2008 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That'd be a nifty nickname, actually

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm gonna call him Hiney

He seemed to like me pretty well so he’ll let me get away with it

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You're one of his dudes. No one tops RC in his eyes, however.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I won him over with the marker swords

His eyes lit up when I showed him the destructive power of mere markers

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That, and you didn't smell like booze and remorse like most of my musician friends.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm going to market that as a cologne for posers

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That's always the worst, when they apologize

My kid does that too and it breaks my heart every time

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Give him some wine

And then hug yourself

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

See? This is why you're my friend.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too. I have to work tomorrow, and Anna is taking her friend to chemo, so she's going to have her hands full.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh...

Yes, that is why I’m your friend…

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucking reply fail.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

So I'm thinking about not using dpseadvr anymore.

Only I took some crap when I first started commenting here due to the low comment count. Not sure if I should shitcan the profile and start over.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 10:20 PM PST reply actions  

I should just can it now so I can run up a comment count by Opening Day.

When all the usual suspects return for GTE I won’t be treated like a leper. I never look at comment counts, from some of the remarks about them I’ve come to realize it’s a big deal to a lot of people. That and ‘being there’ for many moments in Mariners blogging internet history.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, status. Usually that kind of thing drives me batshit insane.

After learning what trolls are, and looking at other blogs it makes sense to me in a lot of ways. Creating a space where there are no walls or doors is a chore without end, and I’ve been thinking the effort it takes to maintain that space here is under appreciated. Or taken for granted sometimes, I hadn’t thought much about it until recently.

by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, comment count ain't shit.

Change your u/n if you’d like to. If one of the triumvirate can do it, so can you.

by marc w on Dec 11, 2008 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Comment count really doesn't mean shit around here.

I bet 25% of my comments were simply GTE related expletives. Fuck you Carlos Beltran.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Um, I actually already registered that one. Sorry.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Who the fuck are you

You just now registered. TROLL

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, and if one of your comments goes green

We can ask you if it’s easy being green.

by royalcurve on Dec 11, 2008 10:44 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

WOO

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok.

I’m going to post a link since I’m not sure how it would be received by the masses

Here we go

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I said though, I'm not sure if I could post it here

I’m sure all currently involved parties would find it funny, but who knows

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to post it.

Hilarious!

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck it

Go for it. If you don’t, I will

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's get banned together.

Ah shit.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would I get banned?

I didn’t do anything…

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOO!!

You tricked me!

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And left a mile-long paper trail in the process

Oops

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Goddamn I can't stop laughing whenever I see that

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Perfect timing on everything! The look around, the look of ecstasy

Not that I have any reason to know what that’s all about or anything

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The look around in the beginning is my favorite part

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I find it funny Lubriderm is his lube of choice.

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

But he's using his hands

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He's using a spoon.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That's no spoon

That’s a Space Station

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, that was fucking gold. Damn!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuckin N00b. Get outta here.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Who mentioned this?!?

You see nothing, you hear me? Nothing!

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Notting! I zee notting!

What the hell was the name of the guard on Hogan’s Hero’s?

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

So you are Family Guy then

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

No harm intended

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Loser

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Billy Joel is an amazing musician and I'm standing by that.

It went out the window when I admitted I’m going to a Nobuo Uematsu concert.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I like LL because you meet so many different kinds of people

Billy Joel is probably my least favorite musician of all time.

This is not your problem, it is my problem. It is my problem mostly because the world saw fit to make his insipid songs ubiquitous. Honestly though, have fun at the show. My wife makes fun of me when I get giddy and quivery about the Scared of Chaka reunion show or something like that, so I shall not make fun of you. Any more.

by marc w on Dec 11, 2008 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Two in a row now

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I've considered changing mine because people actually reference me now

And constantly being called Toot or Kazoo is weird. Of course, I also giggle every time, but still

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Being a sucker for animals is how I ended up with 8 pets at one time.

Now I’m down to four and I think I’ll stay there for a while.

by royalcurve on Dec 11, 2008 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Crazy cat lady hands out caramel apples with hair on them at Halloween.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

What? Me?

Or an actual cat lady? Only 2 of my critters are cats, sir!

by royalcurve on Dec 11, 2008 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Kidding, lovely.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I got here and there were 250 new comments.

This place gets busy around Thursday just in time for it to hit snooze on Friday.

by royalcurve on Dec 11, 2008 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Has anybody here heard of the McGangBang?

Take a McDonalds Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken. You then unwrap both, and put the McChicken (bun and all) in between the burger patties. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:58 PM PST reply actions  

No shit

I can’t think of any way that could taste good. At all

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Pile on a pound of bacon and I bet you could get Kevin to eat it.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, another sorry ass bad beat playing poker.

I have pocket Jacks. Raise the pot (which is 8x the big blind). Three people come along. Q 7 6 on the flop. I bet 600 (10x the big blind). One person calls. Q 7 6 4 now showing. I bet 1200. Other person pushes me all-in. I call. He shows 5-3 for a straight.

So yeah, what the hell are you doing calling a pre-flop raise of 8x the big blond with 5-3?!?!? I am fine if I got caught going against Ace-Queen or something in this situation, but 5-3? I swear people are just absolutely retarded.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 10:58 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck that

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Dec 11, 2008 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Make sure you take the turn when going down towards the river.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Well he hit it on the turn.

But he called the pre-flop raise of 8x the big blind with 5-3. And then called the flop raise of 10x the big blind only to get lucky to hit his straight. I keep running into these stupid ass people. I really need to stick to more expensive tournaments now.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless you play in the big tournaments, I doubt you would ever run into someone cheating.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I mentioned it the other day.

60 minutes had a thing about it last week.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh no you didn't!

Look at that sig!

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Excellent!

Hahahahaha

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes I did! Just riffing on yours, don't worry I won't leave it up.

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

This might disappoint Kevin, but I don't know how long I am going to keep this sig.

Not much of a sig person, but Kevin was wonderful the other night.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That was pretty classic, glad I stayed up for that one.

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

So, uh, I guess I wasn't following up above.

Kermit = Kevin (not deep sea diver)

Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle!

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm getting confused.

This is why people shouldn’t change their names.

When is NOLA going to update hers?

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, I'll have to put that in my sig for awhile.

Changing horses in mid stream is awkward.

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I just got this, excellent!

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of kevin

Did he just ditch on us? I hope his kid is ok

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm back. Grocery run. And you'd better keep that sig, Wilder.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Silas hanging in there?

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Leave it as long as you can

It’s great, and will always be taken out of context

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Bahahahahahahaha

You’re good people, Kermit.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh, I try. This internet voice people keep mentioning is a real thing.

I didn’t realize how much time you have to invest in an internet group to find one. I’m really surprised how much fun it’s been so far. Also I’m realizing how great of a place this is more and more as I spend time on the internet.

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This place is pretty unique.

I haven’t seen an online community this vibrant since IRC was a popular communication medium.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm so out of it when it comes to the internet it's a joke.

I used to do something similar to what you do. Long time ago when the internet was just taking off. I worked for a Mac store in Yakima when I was a teenager. Lately I’ve wondered a little bit what I’d be doing right now if I’d stuck with it.

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I am glad I've been able to spend more time here the last couple months

Been able to make some great friends, for sure

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The bowling night was excellent, I'm looking forward to more events.

RC’s party was top notch as well. I’m looking forward to catching a game or two next year.

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I missed her party :(

My work schedule always makes it tough to get to many of the events. I hope to be able to hit more in the future. The next bowling night will be a blast, for sure

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, I can't remember

I think I did it once, but I’m fuzzy. I didn’t get to many tourneys due to financial reasons. Plus, I was usually working and had no transportation generally

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

They were some of the loudest tournaments we had.

People screaming at their bowling balls and all… good times.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 11, 2008 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That always took the fun out of most of the tourneys and more competitive things I did, like PSTL

Too many kids taking things way too seriously. Most I’ll ever do is stomp my foot after a bad release and flip off the pins after a bad leave

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I do it because it's silly.

I mean come on. I’m yelling at my bowling ball as if it were a sentient being. I’m just trying to put on a show :-P

There are other people out there who are either extremely emotionally invested in it or are trying to play head games with others. I don’t think that’s cool. I’m just doing it for the fun of it.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 12, 2008 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I should clarify a bit

I do yell at the bowling ball, but it’s usually more of a “Get up, ball!” or “Sit!” or something to that effect. The huge emotional investment part doesn’t really hit me. If I do something poorly, I don’t get pissed. I just try and fix it instead. If I throw a ball incorrectly, I’ll be seen looking at my hand and “ghost-throwing” the shot again, or telling myself to keep my arm straight or to hit my mark.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Science fiction, fantasy. Eh I'm not all that picky.

I just finished up reading The Name of the Wind for the second time.

by BrianL on Dec 11, 2008 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa.

I think we are the two most dissimilar people here. If we ever met, we might explode.

by marc w on Dec 11, 2008 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course you do, Brian. Of course.

Yay LL! Bringing people together.

You know what? I love the Brian Russell gifs. So there.

by marc w on Dec 11, 2008 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Lost Fleet series by Jack Campbell is ok, not classic sci-fi probably.

But I like my military style sci-fi novels, can’t resist. Dresden Files series was pretty entertaining.

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck with that.

If you like cop novels, Michael Connelly’s Harry Bosch series is pretty good, and I’m a fan of anything Elmore Leonard writes, but he’s not limited to cops and robbers.

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, uh. No.

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You just picked this up grocery shopping, didn't you?

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Tookmean hourto scan this. Hispecs are fucking huge.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus. This laptop sucks.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that what you 'musician types' call it these days?

“Logging on” to your “lap top” for a few minutes?

by marc w on Dec 11, 2008 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

*See above picture of Kermit

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm going to regret using Kermit as profile name, I just know it.

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Dry hump it all I want, the spacebar on this thing will not work.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Worked just fine that time

So keep doing what you’re doing

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You crazy spaceman bitch. Why are you hovering above my hookah?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 11:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Because I'm a crazy spaceman bitch

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Had some wine on the way home as well?

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Catching up now.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeez almost midnight. Got to be up early.

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:44 PM PST reply actions  

you fucking midget bitch.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh your terms of endearment alway get my motor revving, sweetcheeks

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You know it, tastycakes.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Almost 1 a.m. here.

Need to be at a review session in 8 hours.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't have to leave for work until 1 tomorrow afternoon

I can stay up all night

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

So, Boston has a new hat.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:51 PM PST reply actions  

And their new road jersey is actually pretty cool.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

So I'm not sure how to feel about the hat, but that jersey kicks ass.

That font is classy!

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I like them both, actually

Which leaves me conflicted, really

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The hat is definitely growing on me, but it's a Boston hat...

I am conflicted as well.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I want gym socks on a fucking hat. Good call, Boston.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't that a throwback kind of thing? Seems like I remember seeing that in old photo's.

My mind might be inventing a memory here.

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 12, 2008 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably is, but fuck them anyway. How's life without Manny?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 12, 2008 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Where's BrianL or Robert when you need them, they know all this stuff.

That quote about Manny being unhappy with his offers was great! Must think he’s worth A-Rod money.

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 12, 2008 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't dig the jersey (although the road alternate's alright).

I kinda like the hat from a design perspective, but I don’t ever need to see anyone wear it in Safeco.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 12, 2008 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Dang, Bettie Page just passed away.

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:51 PM PST reply actions  

Fuuuuuuck..

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

What an icon, right? If I ever picked up a tattoo it would be a pinup girl.

Not so much Bettie Page, probably more 1930’s style. But still…

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

No pinup for me. But I do have a great idea for my next. Just need the $$$

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 12, 2008 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

What's it going to be?

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 12, 2008 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Cuz I can pretend

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Long story, but OK.

I was at my friend’s place a while back (he and I co-own the record label), and I was out smoking with some folks on the porch. The way the light was shining, their Japanese maple was projected onto my arm, and looked incredible. So it’s going to be a half sleeve to complete the other half sleeve of stars, but on the inside of my forearm, there will be handwritten script that reads, “Silas Levi.” Levi is my brother – 14 years younger than me – cool guy. Senior in high school. I gave my son his name as a middle name. Seriously, I’m so stoked to get this tattoo, I’m crazy. I wish I could afford it right now. Maybe I should do a pledge drive!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 12, 2008 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you have a picture drawn out?

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 12, 2008 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Not yet, but the leaves will be mauve and green.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 12, 2008 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Most of my work is black, but I have anamazing piece on my back in color. It's awesome.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 12, 2008 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd contribute

Though I really want one of my own and have no idea what or where. I want something for my kid, but I’m not sure what

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, yes, and yes.

I’d contribute.

Still working out something for myself. Gotta be kid related.

by marc w on Dec 12, 2008 12:24 AM PST up reply actions  

At least the Kermit gif. is giving her a 21-gun salute tonight.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 11, 2008 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha!Dammit!Hahahahahaha!

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 11, 2008 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd say I was sorry for showing everybody that thing

But we’re all having way too much fun with it, regardless of whether it is at your expense or not

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty freaking good gif, I need to bookmark that page before I forget where to find the link

Is that your collection? The random posting of gif’s is pretty much gold around here

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 12, 2008 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish it was my collection

It’s from another forum I follow (I just lurk there). Hell of a collection though, and definitely one to keep bookmarked

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Kermit was a big fan of Bettie Page.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 12, 2008 12:06 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

And there we go

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Goddammit you're an evil sob! My eyeeeeees my eyeeeeees!

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 12, 2008 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

It's like having sideways baseball players.

Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber

by Wilder. on Dec 12, 2008 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

The hiccups are back

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 12, 2008 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

At least they weren't earned without good reason

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh man you guys are killing me tonight but I've really got to pack it in.

Ding dang do, hate to leave a good party!

It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.

by Kermit. on Dec 12, 2008 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm going to bed. This is ridiculous. I'll see you all tomorrow.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Dec 12, 2008 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Bye everybody

Guess that means I should head out too

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Goddammit, late night LL is so much fun.

I hate that my body requires 8 hours of sleep sometimes.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 12, 2008 7:51 AM PST reply actions  

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