OTFP Thursday: Early Edition Christmas Shopping Weeee 12/10/08
by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 12:16 AM PST
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Print75 word filler is all I've got! I've been holding my breath for some kind of big move by Zduriencik aaaaaand whoosh! Feels good.
Music anyone? Swinging On A Star, Bing Crosby was a pretty nice fit for all the posts tonight/last night.
The soundtrack to Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man just blows my hair back, what's left anyway. Especially Martha Wainwright's lovely cover of Tower of Song, heartbreaking rendition.
Plus Desert Rose Band's album Traditional is one of my favorites. The song The Price I Pay has a nice kick, with lyrics and backing vocals by Emmylou Harris. I'm no music expert but in my opinion she's terrific in everything she does, and you'd have to fight me to change my mind.
Yippeee, here's to a better team! Happy Holiday season and safe travels!
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Alright
Here is my contribution to this off topid discussion post:
Anyone a fan of the jingle cats?
Michael Stipe tries to be the white Fresh Prince in this video.
Just did a majority of my Christmas shopping tonight. Can’t you believe it’s just two weeks until Christmas?
Speaking of music
The Colonel just ordered us to put Christmas music on the office stereo system. Buh lech. I hate Christmas music. Especially now that I’ll be forced to listen to it daily until the holidays are over.
There are plenty of off kilter Holiday songs by a lot of artists that will help you maintain your sanity.
Fear the NPE
Santa Claus Is Watching You
by: Ray Stevens
meet me at the mawwl... it's goin dowwn...
by oc on Dec 11, 2008 1:58 AM PST up reply actions
Do you like soul/girl groups/60's pop?
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 11, 2008 1:37 AM PST up reply actions
Kind of neutral I guess
Don’t love it, don’t hate either.
The thing I really don’t like about Christmas music is that a lot of it gets really close to Christian music. And due to the no religion rule, I’ll stop right there. You likely see where I’m going with that though.
I know I yakk about it all the time, but check out "A Christmas Gift For You"
which is Phil Spector’s Christmas album. It’s pretty great stuff.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 11, 2008 2:06 AM PST up reply actions
So each year Unibroue, the folks that make Trois Pistoles, La Fin du Monde, Maudite and other delicious beer
produce a seasonal beer for Trader Joe’s. It’s always a Dark Ale, fairly similar to Trois Pistoles, but slightly spicier, and it varies a bit from year to year. It’s usually quite good, but I have to say that this year’s batch is spectacular. It’s usually a step below Trois Pistoles in quality, but this year’s batch is closer than ever. Trois Pistoles is still the better beer, but the added spice is a nice change. Best part? A 750ml bottle is $4.99, compared to $7-$9 for Trois Pistoles. That’s a screaming deal. I’m considering buying a case.
Getting back to east coast time is tough.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
You wouldnt need the internet for entertainment
if you were in New Orleans, where it is snowing. I have photographic evidence, but I’m not quite sure how to post a photo an this here web log.
by FlaskInSafeco on Dec 11, 2008 7:20 AM PST up reply actions
Though I suppose you've probably had your fill of snow lately.
by FlaskInSafeco on Dec 11, 2008 7:23 AM PST up reply actions
Open a Flickr account
Then “View Image” after it is uploaded and copy the web address. Paste the web address after clicking on the photo of the tree under the subject line.
Presto!
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Huh, so that's how it's done.
I’m not sure if I want to risk becoming a Flickr person, though. My roommate is big into photography and he spends a lot of time there.
by FlaskInSafeco on Dec 11, 2008 9:37 AM PST up reply actions
Have him host it then.
Photobucket works as well.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
And with 256MB of onboard memory in the Arcade model (and maybe the others)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
I'll have to keep that in mind.
I figure if I’m going to buy one, I might as well buy the best one I can.
Man do I love midgets.
Just get one with the most recent manufacturing date you can find
This time of year makes it easy to do that because they will be selling so quickly that you’ll generally only see newer ones out there
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
Already did.
And like kazoo said, I figure if I buy one in the next month or so, I should get one that’s manufactured very recently.
Man do I love midgets.
Toot, have you bought L4D yet?
Let me know when you do, and I’ll be able to scare up a couple of other dudes for some 4 player co-op.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 7:58 AM PST reply actions
I'm buying it today!
Got a couple games to trade away. Sold 2 games to my bro for $40 bucks, and I’m getting L4D, Gears 2, and my own copy of CoD5 today
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
SHIT YEAH!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
I got HL2 for Christmas, the year it came out
I was so fucking happy while installing, and then it said that I needed to update steam and do whatever other bullshit Steam needed to do. I was still on Dial-Up at the time. It took 6 MOTHERFUCKING HOURS
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
Same experience with me.
Got it on Christmas, and then the great Half-Life 2 Steam Collapse happened. I was so mad.
At least the experience finally convinced my Dad to get us Broadband
I was so pissed at his gift that he did it just to make it up to me, which I was totally ok with. Plus looking back on it, HL2 was so worth it that 6 hours was nothing. I might even end up buying The Orange Box for the third time (I just can’t quit it) to play through it again for the umpteenth time
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
Xbox 360
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
The ultimate Valve package.
Half Life 2, HL2 Episode 1, HL 2 Episode 2, Portal, and Team Fortress 2.
The greatest value in the history of video
The only way it can get better is if they include Eposide 3 and Black Mesa source when it comes out.
Actually the best value is the $100 Valve Pack
Every game they ever released, including L4D.
the other angels fan
Steam only though
But yes, fucking amazing package
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
BLACK MESA SOURCE CAN HAVE MY CHILDREN IF IT IS EVER RELEASED
Seriously, Half Life is easily one of my most favorite games, and the series as a whole is still responsible for my “OH SHIT” and awe inspiring moments in my gaming life.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
Compilation disc for the Xbox 360
Contains:
Half Life 2
Half Life 2: Episode One
Half Life 2: Episode Two
Team Fortress Two
Portal
Probably the best value in gaming, hands down
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
If you get an Xbox, buy it
Half Life 2 will own your soul for about 10 hours of gaming (more depending on your skill level) and then both of the episodes will run you about 5 hours a piece. Portal will be the best thing you’ve ever played, and then you’ll play it all over again
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
Portal is one of the few...
Actually the only game that Yahtzee couldn’t say anything bad about.
How could anybody complain about it?
The only thing I can knock the game for is being too short. However, since it was still several hours of playtime wrapped in a package of 20 hours of other incredible games, that’s a bullshit complaint
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
I think the length of that game was perfect.
Any longer and it would have become monotonous.
True
But I would have loved some challenge rooms or something. Just straight puzzling with no “story” attached. The only thing that makes me wish I had it on PC
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
Are the bonus rooms not on the Xbox version?
I know I’ve had extra challenge maps since first bought it.
Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!
Then purchasing Portal: Still Alive from XBLA is for you, sir.
14 extremely challenging extra puzzles, plus the full Portal game on its own without the Orange Box disc in your XBox.
by James F'n X on Dec 11, 2008 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
And for only 15 bucks!
I’d rather pay 20 or 30 for the whole Orange Box, so I can play the HL2 games as well. Still Alive is a good deal, for sure, but I’m just not sure if I’d rather pay 15 for the extra puzzles, or 20 for 3 more games
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
The Portal game concept is one of those things where I've allocated $TEXAS in my budget for it.
by James F'n X on Dec 11, 2008 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
Of which it is deserving, for sure
And I’m positive that eventually I’ll end up with Still Alive
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
I'll add it to my list.
So far I want:
1) Xbox
2) GTA
3) COD
4) Orange Box?
Man do I love midgets.
Add Mass Effect to that list.
Slide it ahead of GTA.
Correct
If that’s his kind of game, at least. If you are going for GTA, buy it used. Save some cash. Or try and find the collector’s edition which is now on sale for the same as the standard retail box (at least at Fry’s)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
Actually GTA will be free.
My buddy bought it and doesn’t like it, so he said I could have it when I buy an Xbox.
Man do I love midgets.
Perfect
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
My copy of GTA was scratched up by my old box
It won’t even install to my hard drive, so I’m going to have a friend that works at Hollywood Video rent it for me so I can install, and then I can actually finish some stuff in the game that I’d meant to do before it broke
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
There wasn't really a specific order to it, just what came to mind first.
What is Mass Effect? (what kind of game)
Man do I love midgets.
Exactly my thoughts on it
Amazing game, but I never bothered with it after it was done. Perfect game to use with the Gamefly service, really. Rent it and keep it until you’ve beaten it (should take quite a while)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
Most Bioware games are that way.
I’ve played through it a couple of times, running down the good and evil paths.
Goddammit, now I see the TWSS moment here.
I can’t believe I missed it the first time around.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Not the one I was thinking, but go for it
I meant the “Fucking amazing package” line from a little bit higher up
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
I almost NEVER replay games.
Once I finish them I just give them to the boys and they go trade them in at Gamestop.
Man do I love midgets.
Mass Effect is an odd little hybrid.
It’s a 3rd person shooter with Knights of the Old Republic RPG elements. Not much in terms of replay value, but a freaking epic storyline.
Story line is great.
Glitchy as hell, though.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
My internet was crapping out on me this morning
So I figured I would play some offline Single player, but apparently you cant do that with steam.
Oh yeah, I remember that bullshit too
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
Well shit. That was a firestorm last night. My phone and email were off the damned hook. I can only imagine what Jeff's phone was doing...
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
My initial reaction was a wee bit more than a sad face.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Dec 11, 2008 8:03 AM PST up reply actions
The Brewers better make a haul of more than Melchior.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Seriously. That makes me sad.
Oh, and there are reports that they’re gonna land AJ Burnett for $80MM over 5 years.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 8:03 AM PST up reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUCK
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
One of my all time favs playing for the Yankees.
Sad day.
Man do I love midgets.
Same here
FUUUUUUUUUCK
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Take solace in the fact he didn't choose to be a Yankee.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
At least there's that.
Man do I love midgets.
Looks like GMZ is who made Doug Melvin look good.
Yeah, I think we have to score one for Armstrong and Lincoln for choosing Z.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
At least they made a good mistake.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Buster Olney (I know, I know) said this morning on ESPN that he thinks the Red Sox are gonna land Mark Teixiera.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 8:14 AM PST reply actions
Youkilis?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Not today.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Fangraphs has him as a kick-ass 3B.
Over 131 games played he’s expected to be about a +13.9 run defensive player. Small sample size, but it looks like he’s good over there- about as good as Lowell.
"Beer is ... love ..." Ben Franklin
131 games is sickeningly small over the course of his career.
And a good number of those games were switches meant to get Lowell out.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Hmm, bbref has him at 154 games @ 3B.
I wonder where the discrepancy is?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
OK, they both say 154. Nevermind.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Good catch - I was looking at the DG stat.
Either way, it’s a very small sample. If Youk is 0 < x < +10 defensively at 3B, the Sox would still be gaining wins offensively at 3B, 1B, and remaining stable defensively. It doesn’t include what they could get from trading Lowell either. If I didn’t irrationally hate the Red Sox, they would be a fun team to root for.
"Beer is ... love ..." Ben Franklin
I like to pretend my hate for the Red Sox is completely rational.
Plus I hated the Red Sox before everybody else jumped on the bandwagon. I’ve got ticket stubs and t-shirts to prove it.
I've hated the Red Sox since they traded for Spike Owen.
He was my favorite player when I was 8. I always hated Clemens and Boggs as a kid too.
"Beer is ... love ..." Ben Franklin
From what I've seen, below average but not a disaster.
Think putting Lopez at 3B. Decent glove, for what he can get to. Less range than Lowell. Not a great arm for 3B, but I never thought Lowell had one either so that’s a wash. (Eyeballed, not stats)
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
He messed up his arm somewhere a few years back (I think it was his elbow IIRC)
but that really doesn’t stop him from being a kick-ass fielding third baseman, he just doesn’t have an ideal arm
by seattlebruin on Dec 11, 2008 9:25 AM PST up reply actions
Is Teixiera going to be that much of an upgrade over Lowell?
Including the defensive switches?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
And the DBacks big offseaon move is................
Signing Felipe Lopez to a $3.5M contract! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wall-E was great.
I don’t know if I’d have seen it otherwise, so thanks for the recommendation, folks.
Mornin cutie.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
yeah, you're a real cutie.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Probably politics, a lot of people were making sideways remarks about that.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Thinking about it, he was probably a little bit assholish to buttnugget or whatever his sn was.
And the warning most likely consisted of “Don’t be mean unless you’re me.”
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
It was a pretty good one.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Eh, it was lazy in my opinion.
I just wanted to have my moment in the sun since we might not ever see him again.
the other angels fan
I'm waiting for Sieg Heil to become a bannable offense.
And we need to get Fogel on some Morse puns.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I've gotten a couple "warnings" as responses to flags, but never a real warning.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
"No girl parts comments" in regards to Erik Bedard for me.
I was kind of embarrassed, it was a front page article and was a serious piece.
flagged for lies!
Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!
Sets the person who posted the comment on fire.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I feel bad for lighting Sec108 on fire now =(
Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!
Flamer.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Under attack by ninjas or something?
Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!
Somehow I've escaped receiving a warning
despite my egregious use of “That’s what she said”.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 9:14 AM PST up reply actions
Same for me.
And my numerous stupid ramblings.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
However, I speculate the Sexy People are actually homeless, and scared I will beat them up.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I've never gotten a warning either but I can't imagine that lasts.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 11, 2008 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
You didn't when the whole OFF went down and Jeff changed it to Fogel knows what he did?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 11, 2008 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
I remember hearing about this
But I think it was before the days where I was able to regularly participate in OT threads
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
I'm patiently waiting for enough info to conduct a search.
Whole thing was probably hidden anyway. Still, sometimes you can reconstruct some juicy bits if you have the players names and the dates. And time, lots of time.
Oh yeah.
That was just communication from above, though; I did nothing.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 11, 2008 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
1 rec to the person who guesses what those warning said
(Hint: My response has Coach’s reply “JI’s finally gone crazy”)
I got mine a couple weeks ago.
It was cool.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
I got mine the first day I used LL.
I referenced ERA and said Beltre was terrible in the same sentence.
Mariners ----> Brewers.
by .Taylor on Dec 11, 2008 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
You said that you were posting before the LL 2.0 switchover
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by Robert on Dec 11, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh snap
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
Um...
LOOK! FREE T-SHIRTS!
Mariners ----> Brewers.
by .Taylor on Dec 11, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
You've come a long way grasshopper.
Man do I love midgets.
We're in your closet. Come on in!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Why don't you just come out of the closet, Kevin?
by seattlebruin on Dec 11, 2008 9:37 AM PST up reply actions
It's comfy now that Clay Aiken left.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Yeah,
Why the hell is my internet so damn slow when I have facebook and LL open at the same time?
Man do I love midgets.
I was hungry,
and their cheese was the only food nearby….
Man do I love midgets.
Work is kicking my ass.
Being gone for a month screws with you.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
You were gone like 2 weeks right?
Just extrapolate.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Writing a 20 page paper and studying for my last final
Whoo data structures and computer security!
Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!
The Coats are on Mitch in the morning.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Unfortunately.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I still think the interview he did with Alyssa Milano was one of the most awkward things I've ever heard on radio before
She has a new NFL clothing line specifically for women, and he spent the entire interview asking about all the different baseball players she has had sex with. Seriously, give it a listen (10/15, but just do a Ctrl-F and type "Milano")
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
The coats annoy this shit out of me.
Man do I love midgets.
I wasn't impressed.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Gag.
Speaking of baby’s, do you have any tips on playrooms in this town? My list is basically the zoo, aquarium, then some of the community centers. I avoid the community centers playrooms because they mostly have screwy schedules, plus they tend to be small and full of sick kids this time of year.
Dude. McDonalds.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Germs EVERYWHERE
Bathe your kid in Purell before and after
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah - that was a joke.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Joke this...
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
Hm.
Well, I do the Miller Community Center on Thursdays regardless of sick kids, because I have to get them out of the house and I’m a purell junkie anyway. Zoomasium is okay, Kids Quest at Factoria Mall is really good (but get a membership because a one time admission fee is stupid expensive), and my house.
What are you doing right now? Got room for 2 more and a grouchy adult who ran out of sugar for his coffee?
I’ll come bearing gifts! Super big iced americano right? Or do feel like something else this morning?
You have the coffee order right!
Sadly I’m in class land today. Gymnastics at 12, naptime at 1, ballet at 4. Thursdays are kind of a clusterfuck. Tomorrow?
Tomorrow it is! I'm packed for the zoo anyway, just waiting on the kids to get dressed.
So I can undress them and put their clothes on right. Kids are so cute.
That was always my favorite part at that age
“No dad, I can dress myself”
Bullshit
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
I was actually thinking of taking my boy to the Museum of Flight today
Though I’m not sure if I’ll have time since this is my first free day off in 10 days, and I was sick for that one
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
On the 10th day tootthekazoo rested.
Man do I love midgets.
Pretty much
I don’t even want to change out of my pajamas today, but I have to make a couple small trips >:(
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
Put on a foil hat and stay in your pajamas when you make your trips.
People stay out of your way when they think you’re crazy.
Man do I love midgets.
This is sound reasoning
And depending on where I end up going, this may be a fantastic idea
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
That's a great idea! Kind of south for us, but there's that new one at Paine Field.
Burke Museum isn’t that interesting, I’ve tried it. Haven’t tried the Museum of Industry and Science down by UW though.
This time of year it’s mostly about big open indoor spaces with max. natural light. Works for me anyway.
My kid loves airplanes, as do I
I haven’t been to the Museum of Flight in probably 15 years, yet every day I drive by it on the freeway to work and think to myself “next day off, I’ll go.”
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
The Future of Flight up at Paine Field is really pretty cool.
And you can pair it with a Boeing tour if you’re interested.
Man do I love midgets.
Next time I come over I'm bringing my own bottle of hand sanitizer.
And a surgical mask.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 11, 2008 9:55 AM PST up reply actions
I'm working on month number 3 of having something
I’m fucking done. My sinus infection won’t even go away, though it’s not as bad as it has been
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
I like how he titles it "Pencil beat" and has pens.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I think the right hand (our left) was holding a mechanical pencil
But your general point still applies
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
I'm the same way at work
My desk has a sheet metal backing to it, and if I push my foot against it I can make it sound like thunder. So I do that all the time, as well as banging on the rest of my desk with pens and my hands.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
Jesus. These people have way too much time.
Did he buy that video camera from 1965?
“Papermate. You know wassup.”
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Oh, PI commenters. How I love to loathe you.
Posted by BIG VINNIE at 12/11/08 12:18 a.m.
THIS IS POSSIBLY THE WORST TRADE I HAVE EVER SEEN. IT NOT ONLY HELPS THE METS TO WIN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE, IT DESTROYS OUR BULLPEN. THEY GAVE US HEILMANN, WHO FAILED IN NEW YORK, AND SENT US MORE OUTFIELDERS WHO CAN’T HIT. LOVELY, I WILL PROBABLY NEVER SPEND MY HARD EARNED MONEY AT SAFECO FIELD EVER AGAIN,TO WITNESS THIS ABOMIDABLE TEAM. YOU THINK LAST YEAR WAS BAD, STAY TUNED, AND PREPARE TO BE APALLED.
the other angels fan
Oh man it gets better
Posted by normhud at 12/11/08 7:44 a.m.
man oh man….every body is so negitive ! im trying to do my best to be a seattle sports fan but youse guys are making it so hard!now we can afford to sign manny,trade ishiro & beltre for pitching and tex @ 1st base……………
the other angels fan
If it makes any difference, that commenter happens to be missing the back of his skull.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I think more importantly he's missing everything in the middle too.
Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!
Why come you posted that picture?
I’m confused.
Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!
LOUD NOISES!!! CAPSLOCK!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
General Rule:
Anyone whose screen name is “Big” X will generally be a moron. A big one.
by waldo rojas on Dec 11, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
I gained their respect when I called the Mariners imploding
I lost it when the seahawks fumigated my life.
The Kool-aid meme needs to be beaten to death with a shovel
and buried like Joe Pesci at the end of Casino.
by waldo rojas on Dec 11, 2008 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
This is why I'm glad to be the only real Mariners fan I know
Nobody ever send me retarded messages like that.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
When I told my girlfriend J.J. got traded, she asked
“Does Jeff think it’s a good trade?” I said yes and she said “Oh, then that’s good.”
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 11, 2008 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Wonderful
My fiancee probably wouldn’t even care. In fact, she just responded to my text by saying “Oh”
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
My wife asked me last night if I was staying up late on the computer.
I jumped up and mentioned big moves, trades, yada yada. I could just see her eyes glazed over as she started nodding in the appropriate places. She’s a good sport for putting up with my M’s problem.
If they were drunk it's OK
My initial reaction when wasted when I saw it was “WTF”
I had to run to a computer to realize that Endy Chavez and Heilman are not as bad as I thought
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
I know,
I heard it last night on the way home from the bar, and I had to wait till this morning to really understand what went down.
Man do I love midgets.
I read it last night and was very drunk
I had no clue what the fuck was going on
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
I wasn't wasted, but I was in a bad mood so I didn't even want to think about it.
Man do I love midgets.
I bowled terribly last night
So I know what you mean
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
How bad?
I was just still pissed off from a crappy day at work yesterday.
Man do I love midgets.
To be fair, only my first game was bad
But it was so bad that it snowballed my mood for the whole night. I shot a 129 my first game, and that was only because I threw my last 4 strikes. After that I shot a 199 and a 187. But the first game caused me to lose all of my brackets which really pissed me off
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
Ouch.
A 199 and a 187 would sure cheer me up though.
Man do I love midgets.
It did cheer me up a bit
But that first game just took a big dump all over my goals for the night, which sucked. Oh well, such is bowling…
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
So true, so true...
Man do I love midgets.
A 129 would make me piss myself with glee.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 11, 2008 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
I shit myself with despair when it happened
It was 50 pins below my average for the season, and 65 below my average for the last 6 weeks
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
A 129 would screw me in league.
I’m going to have to bowl well above that Saturday since we’re short two people.
Man do I love midgets.
I would have to combine the scores of three games to come up with 129.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Maybe you need the bumpers.
Man do I love midgets.
We all need to go bowling again
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
I'm gonna try to plan a north end (Robin Hood) gathering after new years.
Man do I love midgets.
Sounds good
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
What, are you the old Godfather's Pizza guy or something?
But seriously, I am going to try to put something together after new years, that last gathering was fun. I just want to do something for us north end people.
Man do I love midgets.
I think that was Ben Stiller from some crappy 'comedy' movie.
I suddenly forget the name. Starsky and Hutch maybe?
And yes, my little comma’s are my internet way of doing ‘air quotes’. About the most annoying thing in the world.
That was it
Bacardi and Cola do it do it do it. DOOO IIIT
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:17 PM PST up reply actions
And Robin Hood get together would be great!
Not that far off the interstate either, straight shot right in to the place. Just had the kids down that way strangely. Beach and ferry boats.
Yep. Nice and easy to find.
We could either do a weekend/afternoon type thing, or we could even do moonlight bowling for $$$ on a Saturday night if we wanted to. Evenings are tough there because they are usually PACKED with leagues.
Man do I love midgets.
I hadn't really researched any of the players before hand and had no clue what we were getting
except my skewed intuition which said
1- Franklin Gutierrez is neat
2- Fuck Endy Chavez (my opinion of him being entirely based on his 2005)
3- So we got stuck with Aaron Heilman- about time the Mets unloaded him but fuck why on us
4- Mike Carp? Cool but not a big deal
5- Vargas- hey I recognize that name
6- Cleto/Carrera- who the fuck are they
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and then
I like Sean Green and Valbuena a lot, and Reed’s pretty cool too
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Valbuena leaving still has me a little upset.
I liked him better than Lopez.
Man do I love midgets.
Oh well.
So far I trust Z to do the right thing.
Man do I love midgets.
Same here
I think we all overvalued Valbuena because he presented such a refreshing change in approach from the other middle infielders we’ve got
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Good morning everybody
My head hurts. I drank too much last night and slept too little
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
You were rockin' last night!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
And I missed all the fun
I had to go back and re-read all the stuff about the trade because I woke up this morning unsure of whether it happened or not
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
While I didn't drink, I also didn't sleep!
Wheeeeee!
Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!
You should've eaten more microwave corndogs.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
nononononono
I had 3 of them even though I don’t think I was hungry for more than 2. Plus, one of them was still cold inside, and one of the other ones was hard as tits
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
Tourette's Guy
Somebody screwed up his fish sticks (Obviously NSFW for language reasons)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
I think the "Tourettes Guy" part pretty much guarantees NSFW.
Man do I love midgets.
Yeah but some people don't pay attention
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
You should've gone to Ronald McGoddamn Donald for some chicken nuggets.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
Corn Dogs are still better.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I'll take the "chicken" nuggets.
I’ve never liked corndogs for some reason.
Man do I love midgets.
Blasphemy!
Not even the ones with hot sausage and the cornbread with the peppers and corn?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Huh?
I don’t know where you got that idea, but it’s so far from right it’s almost back to right again.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Corn on the cob wrapped in foil with butter, garlic, salt and pepper then cooked on the grill is one of Gods gifts to man.
Man do I love midgets.
Please eat your corn and assorted other vegetables people.
Doing that keeps me employed.
I work for National Frozen Foods
one of the nation’s largest privately owned food packers.
Okay, that makes sense.
Man do I love midgets.
You're going to hate when people start growing their own again.
I know I would if I wasn’t living in an apartment.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
More food grown at home = less eating out.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Nice save
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
I grow tons every year.
Tomatoes, zucchini, herbs, lettuces, bell peppers, potatoes, onions… this year I will do corn. For sure.
I know. You and Jeanuts need to talk come planting season.
Her BIG BIG thing is tomatoes.
Man do I love midgets.
So does she.
I almost never get any of the ones we grow, because she eats all of them while she harvests them.
Man do I love midgets.
I am obsessed with mine.
I keep notes on varieties, and sometimes have up to 30 plants. It’s madness.
Again, you and Jeanuts need to talk come planting season.
Man do I love midgets.
(salivates expecting many tasty tomatoes next year)
Man do I love midgets.
I don't need any dolling up at all.
I could eat just plain boiled corn on the cobb daily for the rest of my life.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
It doesn't have to be dolled up,
but it sure tastes great when it is.
Man do I love midgets.
That's a good idea.
I wonder if corn would grow in my backyard….
Man do I love midgets.
If you have enough room for a 5x5 box, you too can have corn!
Let me dig up that link.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I already have a vegetable garden out back, I'm just wondering if the conditions would work for corn.
Man do I love midgets.
If you can grow other veggies, you can grow corn.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Then I shall have home grown corn next year.
Man do I love midgets.
That sounds okay,
but standard corndogs make me want to hurl for some reason.
Man do I love midgets.
Same.
I’ve always hated the generic Costco box of 30 corndogs.
Between those and the ones they had back in high school,
I’m not even sure corndogs qualify as “food”.
Man do I love midgets.
Oh God...high school cafeteria corn dogs...
I think I’m going to be sick.
I was eating the generic Safeway box of 16
Foster Farms. I miss my deep fryer. At least they tasted good when cooked in that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
Oven is pretty good.
You just have to flip them a few times.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Yeah, but it takes too long
It always pisses me off that I can microwave something in less than 2 minutes, but it takes a half hour in the fucking oven. It’s a bunch of bullshit
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
Man I'm grouchy today
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
Really?
We couldn’t tell.
Man do I love midgets.
Jerk
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
20 mins?
8 min warmup, 12 mins cooking.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I wasn't specifically thinking corn dogs with that comment
But the point still applies. The one that gets me the most is lasagnas. I can microwave one in 8 minutes, or I can cook it in the oven for an hour.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
But the oven cooked one has a crispy top.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I know
It’s better in every way when oven cooked. But I usually don’t think about eating until I’m hungry, and by then I want a quick fix
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
(Insert appropriate Hedberg reference here)
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Sometimes I throw a potato in the oven, even when I'm not hungry
Cause by the time it’s done cooking, who knows!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Dec 11, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
Om nom nom nom nom!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I love Trader Joe's fake meat corn dogs.
I should have bought some of those last night.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 11, 2008 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
Not poorly microwaved ones
I actually love chicken nuggets, but they’ll never beat a good corndog
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
If you can't nuke a corndog properly, you need some serious help.
And no matter what I’ll still take some chicken nuggets over corndogs any day.
Man do I love midgets.
I was drunk.
I forgot to turn them over. I only followed the cooking instructions for cooking 1, not 3.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
Very
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
I am so screwed on this paper.
I need to write 2400 more words and I have about 5 free hours to do it before it’s due. I wish I could concentrate, damnit.
Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!
Not being on LL might help with that.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 11, 2008 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
Beat me to the punch.
Man do I love midgets.
It does.
I have been working on a paper for the last 3 days. I have peeked my head in on LL over that time and it has been difficult not to join in on the fun. This site has become more than an addiction.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Bahaha, somebody just issued me a warning for the TWSS.
I’m no longer a warning virgin.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 10:56 AM PST reply actions
And to think I just perfectly set one up for you in the Half Life thread
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
My teacher has just advised me to take acid and drive to Tijuana.
Interesting.
Mariners ----> Brewers.
by .Taylor on Dec 11, 2008 11:42 AM PST reply actions
What school do you go to?
Man do I love midgets.
I can't believe they let you use computers in class
That’s total horseshit
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My kid wants Red Robin for lunch today, and I think I totally agree with him
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Could be worse, that's for sure.
Man do I love midgets.
Hold the guac, and I'm with you.
Man do I love midgets.
I'm okay with it, I just don't care for it on hamburgers.
Plus I’m spoiled because Jeanuts makes awesome guac.
Man do I love midgets.
I cannot stand it at all
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
Fixed for kevin
I love their guacamole bacon burger
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, there's no BOTD yet...
Man do I love midgets.
Glad I'm not the only one to have noticed this
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
I'm hungry, so that might be part of it.
Man do I love midgets.
I'm starving
But I don’t want to move yet. I’m watching Little Shop of Horrors with my kid right now since he picked it out from Netflix
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
I'm just trying to figure out what (if anything) sounds good for lunch.
Man do I love midgets.
I can pinch hit.
Did he do bacon rice krispy treats yet? (I don’t really pay attention to BOTD).
the other angels fan
My God, I don't think so...
Man do I love midgets.
Well then, here you go
http://ridiculousfoodsociety.blogspot.com/2008/11/bacon-rice-krispies-treats.html
And let’s do something that looks good as well:
Cajun Bacon Smashed Potatoes
http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-reviews/amazin-cajun-bacon/
I realize that by posting this, I’m probably revealing one of his sources. Oh Well.
the other angels fan
Oh my goodness, them taters look good
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
No kidding!
I want some of those NOW!!!
Man do I love midgets.
I can't see the top one.
Man do I love midgets.
No picture, I don't think
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
Rec'd because Oh My God That Looks Amazing
Mariners ----> Brewers.
by .Taylor on Dec 11, 2008 8:10 PM PST up reply actions
The REAL BOTD...
Spicy Bacon-Cheddar Butterflies
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I'm not quite sure what that is,
but it looks pretty tasty.
Man do I love midgets.
Yum
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
I love free lunch at work.
And at 3 there’s free cake and ice cream!
I get to go to a fancy party with country club food and an open bar on Friday night.
I think I’d rather be watching the Devils and hanging out on LL.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
MCD?
NJ Devils.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
This McD will be at a similar party for Jeanuts work.
Man do I love midgets.
Ahhh, gotcha.
Nice band for a company party.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
What?
I’m confused….
Man do I love midgets.
Psst
(Murder City Devils) You’re all talking about different devils
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
I had 2 out of 3.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Same here
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
I work my fingers to the bone, and what do I get?
BONY FINGERS!!
Man do I love midgets.
I get the same!
Company Christmas party for you too? I left work at 2 yesterday, have today off, go back at 2 tomorrow and then we close at 5 for the party. Fucking great
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
Have fun at the casino.
Man do I love midgets.
I plan to
I’m a big fan of free food and drink, especially when it’s an open bar
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
Well it's finally out
Sony’s PlayStation Second Life Home was released for download today.
Does this mean you'll blow the dust off the old girl and plug her in?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
And then he can put furniture in his house and wander around and play virtual bowling
Man that sounds like a blast
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
I thought that was what Wii was for.
Man do I love midgets.
For a rip off of Second Life?
Probably not. Besides, all that dust has probably destroyed the optical drive.
Well I'll be damned
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
Must be lunch time..
Got really quiet in here all of a sudden.
Man do I love midgets.
I'm the only person in my office right now.
Out of respect for Kevin I should lose these pants, but I’m afraid a client might walk in.
Man do I love midgets.
Yeah, them and their stupid money.
Doesn’t matter, I’m not alone anymore anyway.
Man do I love midgets.
I've never had them refill my fries.
No that they haven’t offered, I just don’t need that many fries.
Man do I love midgets.
Start with fries
then you don’t need a refill
by seattlebruin on Dec 11, 2008 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
That's what I'm saying.
By the time I eat the first batch of fries (and my burger or whatever), I’m never left thinking “man, I could sure go for another batch of fries!”.
Man do I love midgets.
Get really fucking high and go with friends and you'll see the way.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 11, 2008 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
That I could understand.
But my days of stoner runs to Red Robin are far behind me, or never existed.
Man do I love midgets.
Can you not remember?
Because that probably means that they are behind you rather than never existing
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:18 PM PST up reply actions
Frittes!
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Slight delay
Waiting for my kid to get hisself dressed since he didn’t do it while I was in the shower
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
You left him unsupervised?
You’re lucky he didn’t draw on the walls or something!
Man do I love midgets.
Thankfully he's passed that stage
I leave him unsupervised often. He’s almost Hell, he got up way early this morning so I let him watch cartoons while I slept next to him on the couch
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
That's good then.
Tell him the zipper goes in the front.
Man do I love midgets.
Although he drew on the walls at my old apartment about a year ago
Took 2 Sharpies (black and blue) from a drawer in the kitchen, and drew a line with both that covered almost 20 feet of wall. Fuck that was miserable to clean, and I still did a piss-poor job of it
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
I would have just primed and painted over it.
Man do I love midgets.
Tried that
Sharpies are a real fuck to get off the wall. I even used some of that Killz stuff to cover it, but it didn’t help. I really felt bad though because it was my roommate’s apartment and he was letting me stay there for super cheap
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
If that's a rickroll I'm going to find you and punch you in the junk.
Man do I love midgets.
Huh. Interesting version...
Man do I love midgets.
It's not bad.
Far from great (I expected more from Elton), but not bad.
Man do I love midgets.
Sweet!
My assistant just offered to go get me lunch!
Man do I love midgets.
What's the point of an asst. if they don't go get you stuff.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
How much do you pay?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Are they the potato ones that you can eat?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
After a heavy dose of desensitizing sexual harassment.
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That's the fun part.
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That's right, sweet cheeks.
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So I've heard, there's like, a special job that could get me a raise?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I don't know how to respond to this without ending up with email spam from NAMBLA.
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True,
but her lunch break is her time, not company time.
Man do I love midgets.
That's why you send her on company time.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I think you have me confused with someone with more power.
Man do I love midgets.
It's your asst., right?
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Then she's yours to order around. POWER!!!
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I suppose,
but I’m just not that kind of boss.
Man do I love midgets.
My internet at work is just crawling today.
It’s starting to make me angry.
Man do I love midgets.
.
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Hahahahaha
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
Hooray for the University of Wyoming accepting all my credits but not putting them towards any core/major requirements
and Hooray for them using a straight A/B/C/D scale without plusses and minuses lowering my GPA from a 3.1 to a 2.9 and thereby disqualifying me for financial aid that I needed a 3.0 for
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Go somewhere else then.
Man do I love midgets.
There's a nice school here in Seattle called Gene Jaurez.
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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 1:19 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
At this point it's my only option
and my grades this semester should pull it back up to a 3.0 on either scale, and if I explain the unique nature of the courses that don’t count towards core/major requirements I can bet they’ll qualify
I can’t imagine 3 years at a freaking liberal arts school won’t make it possible to fulfill most general core requirements intended to expose people to all parts of stuff
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Why is it your only option?
Man do I love midgets.
It's either that or take a semester off
Which means living in McCall for 6 months which is not something that sounds fun
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True.
Still seems like you’re taking it in the shorts though.
Man do I love midgets.
It's a favorite of mine as well.
Man do I love midgets.
After looking at it it's not so bad
I figured I’d have to go an extra semester or two and it still looks that way
I’m just pissed about the GPA recalculation- They are going to hear from me about that if they decline the scholarship on the grounds that
1) I had a 3.0 at my previous institution
2) Professors grade differently on different scales, so who is to say I wouldn’t have gotten A’s instead of B+’s in a lot of situations or B’s instead of C+’s if I were hre
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I think you should go to truck driving school.
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Then he gets stuck on interstates.
Boooooring.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I've thought about it
and at some point in my life I’d love to do it, but only for a couple years because as Faux said Interstates get boring after a while
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That's why you pick up and kill hitchhikers. Duh.
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And "snow blowers".
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by Thingray on Dec 11, 2008 1:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I have successfully made it this far into December without hearing Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.
Also haven’t heard that shitty McCartney song. I am pleased.
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And now their in my head.
Screw you and the horse you rode in on.
Man do I love midgets.
It's a pony.
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Still screws the same.
Man do I love midgets.
Has it been through the desert?
Man do I love midgets.
That stretch between Yakima and Ellensburg.
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Then it's a horse with no name.
The pony on the other hand….
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Them's is mountains not no stinking deserts
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Wrong.
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and the Manashtash ridges
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Acts of God.
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I'd have gone for mirage, personally
But acts of god was worth a laugh anyhow
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
I have a friend who LOVES to torture me with that Paul McCartney song.
He’s a huge Beatles (and solo work) fan, and I made the mistake of telling him that I hate that song. After he told me he was going to rape me for saying that, he has made it his personal quest to sing it/play it whenever I’m around.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
How does 4:30 sound?
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We're working with a contractor on a project whose name is Joe Steinbrenner.
Every time his name is mentioned, my ears perk up a little bit. Then I remember that everybody I work with hates sports.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 1:31 PM PST reply actions
I don't want to drive the actual analysis threads OT
but I look forward to the possible Franklin Delino Bluth references for our newest CF.
"It ain’t easy being white, it ain’t easy being brown . . . "
I just started watching that show on Monday, so I currently hate all my friends for not telling me it was awesome >=O
Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!
I like using AD references to feel people out.
When in a crowd of new people I’ll throw out some throw away line and and see who perks up. Those people are the cool ones.
Washburn: Hey, is Franklin gonna be there?
Zduriencik: See that, Waka? Pitchers love Franklin!
Washburn (under his breath): I just don’t want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Reegie.
I've never really given Devo a fair shake (I hate "Whip It", and "Uncontrollable Urge" makes me want to scream)
but “Gut Feeling” is a damn fine song.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 1:41 PM PST reply actions
I'm just a spud boy looking for a real tomato.
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YES YES
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
IT people, I need your help.
I need to figure out how to get our boy on wireless internet in his room with our Linksys router. It’s not the “wireless” part so much, I just don’t know if his computer in his room is wireless capable.
And running wires to his room is not an option.
Man do I love midgets.
Right click on my computer, select Manage.
Go to Device Manager, expand Network Adapters. Look for something that says minipci, wireless, abg, bg, or something like that. If you’re not sure, post a list.
If you have the terms above, you have wireless.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
If there's no wireless gear in your machine
you’ll need to go with a USB or internal wireless device. I tend to prefer an internal PCI card like this.
That says it "extends the wireless range",
does it also provide wireless if you have none?
Man do I love midgets.
Whoops a doodle
Arlink is shit. I meant to link you to this.
So aboot $40.00 and a quick installation,
and I can get his ass off of my home computer… Awesome.
Man do I love midgets.
Yep.
You okay opening up the case to install that card yourself?
Watch out for static, and don't forget to unplug the computer first.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I was fine with it before the warning from Faux.
But I’m sure I can handle it, or the boy could since he built the computer himself from scratch.
Man do I love midgets.
Next question.
Is there a way we can limit the hours they can access the internet? We’re thinking about doing the 15 year olds computer in his room too, and we don’t want him sneaking on to play games at 2:00am…
Man do I love midgets.
Depends on the router.
Give me the model number, and I can look that up.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Ummm....
It’s a Linksys…. Comcast gave it to us when we signed up for internet service. I’m at work so I don’t know the model number.
Man do I love midgets.
Further proof that Jeanuts rocks:
Linksys WRT150N
Man do I love midgets.
Here we go
Download the user guide on this page and go to page 37.
You guys rock.
Thank you!
Man do I love midgets.
When I was growing up
my dad ghetto-rigged our router to an ethernet switch. When he went to bed, he’d turn the switch off and cut off access throughout the house.
When I was a kid we had a party line we shared with our 2 neighbors.
Each house had it’s own ring so you knew when the call was yours.
You're kidding, right?
I still remember being the first guy on the block with “call waiting” and “three-way calling”.
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Nope dead serious, farm in southeast Oregon.
We were probably the rural area in the state with party lines. Old school baby. Had a driveway a mile long, dirt roads they sprayed oil/diesel on twice a year, you name it. Boonies with a capital B.
Yeah, but then we can't use our laptop after they go to bed.
Man do I love midgets.
You could if you plugged directly into the modem.
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Which kind of defeats the purpose of the laptop, since we'd be sitting right next to the home computer.
Man do I love midgets.
Chain your children to their beds.
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I already suggested that, but I was overruled.
Besides, then I’d have to get up earlier to unchain them so they could go to school/wrok.
Man do I love midgets.
You've raised emos.
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I'd put them out of their misery now.
It’s the humane thing to do.
Not emos,
Just dorks. So if we have three people all on wireless internet at the same time, is that going to slow everyone down, or does it make any difference?
Man do I love midgets.
Depends on what they're doing.
If they’re streaming/downloading all at the same time, you’ll definitely notice.
That would only be the 18 year old.
He’s the download freak. But I can just make him do his downloads when we’re not home. But for general internet usage it shouldn’t be noticable?
Man do I love midgets.
As long as we can blog and surf the net, that's all we care about.
We don’t do any hardcore online gaming on the computer or anything like that. But if and when I get my Xbox, the kids better not bog down my connection….
Man do I love midgets.
Comcast "high speed".
Is that what you mean?
Man do I love midgets.
I have no idea to be honest with you.
According to Comcast it’s “fast”.
Man do I love midgets.
I'm at work, but I'll run that when I get home tonight.
Question though..
I tried it here at work and the first time it was 667kbps down and up. Tried it again and it was 2059 down and 656 up. Third time it was 858 down, 651 up. Fourth time was 1818 down, 674 up.
How do I know which one is accurate?
Man do I love midgets.
Haha, I just had the link from the Fios installer.
Never said I knew what that crap meant. BRIIIIIIAAAAAAAAANNNNNLL
LLLL!
Kind of neat to check the different cities and see what you get though.
All of those were from Seattle.
I didn’t think to check any other cities.
Man do I love midgets.
I'm sure that's what any 15 year old boy would be accessing on the web at 2 am
Riiiiight…
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:25 PM PST up reply actions
www.billygraham.com
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Rule 34?
I hope not…
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:30 PM PST up reply actions
Just write "This is the Internet" in sharpie on his screen.
See if that fools him.
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That might actually work.
I swear he’s brain-dead sometimes. He’s like an 18 year old cyborg, I never see him without his Zune or whatever plugged into his head.
Man do I love midgets.
Just wait until they make them implantable.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
There are days I would like to "implant" the thing for him myself.
Man do I love midgets.
He can't be a cyborg because he uses a Zune
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:32 PM PST up reply actions
That is more than awesome.
I’m not a millionaire and I’d still consider purchasing that.
Man do I love midgets.
The only problems I have with all the different Ten packages
is that they all include the original mix. I already have that on CD and on vinyl, I don’t need a third (and a fourth) one. I suppose if this means that Sony stops pressing the original Ten that’s fine as long as there’s no extra charge.
by JI on Dec 11, 2008 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
Still, it would be awesome to have the whole "set" as a package.
Man do I love midgets.
I'd probably buy the 2CD + MTV Unplugged DVD set.
I have a lot of the bonus songs already in bootleg form, maybe they’ve been cleaned/patched up. It’s a pretty neat set compared to most reissues.
by JI on Dec 11, 2008 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
Holy crap the mainpage comments were interesting and informative.
Until suddenly they weren’t. Now I just want to jump in and yell “ur and idiut u polevalting homoshexuls!” then run out out laughing maniacally. Except it’s the internet so the so maniacal laughing would be wasted.
Which mainpage?
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Top story about trade rumors, etc. I had it open and just accidentally closed that tab. Crap.
Comments are fantastic, there’s some great questions and responses. 95 percent of the time I don’t even bother asking questions, somebody will put something out there that covers it fairly quickly.
And there was a rant here, but I deleted it. You’re welcome.
My 3 year old charge just tried explaining baseball to me.
I heard her talking to a toy zebra about his vacation, and I asked “Where did he go?”.
H: “He’s going to see the Yankees because he likes the Yankees.”
Me: “Why does he like the Yankees? Lili’s baseball team is the Mariners, honey, remember?”
(The kids call me Lili)
H: “Because he met one once and he was really nice. He was a batter. He hit the big home run. But they ran out of hot dogs, and he has to hurry if he wants to see the Yankees. But sure, Ichiro hits the home runs, now that I think about Ichiro, and nothing could be better than his bouncy shoes.”
Kids, man.
From the mouths of babes...
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That is fantastic! I love those conversations.
The first song I taught my kids was ‘Take me out to the ballgame’, I can’t wait to sit and watch baseball games with them, run around the stadium.
Silas went to about six games this year. He sits the entire game, just soaking it in. Not bad for a kid who will be three in March.
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He's a pretty "old" three though.
I would have guessed he was 4 or 5 by the way he acted when I met him.
Man do I love midgets.
I have taken all of them to their first baseball games
So far none of them have made it past the 5th inning.
I can't stop listening to the latest SNL Digital Short.
Freaking hilarious.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 3:48 PM PST reply actions
I can't stop listening to my shorts.
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And yet you tell your pants to shut the f*ck up all the time.
You jerk.
Man do I love midgets.
Hey, it's out of my control.
The shorts told me to.
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Oh,
Linky. NSFW unless you have headphones.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
Somehow I had not yet listened to that until just now
And now regret not having done it sooner. That is fucking great
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:57 PM PST up reply actions
How great is YouTube's new HD feature?
720p videos are bad ass.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 11, 2008 3:56 PM PST reply actions
Hahaha!
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I liked the Ford Windstar
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It was a quality vehicle
They should have made a Ford Focus or a Ford Excursion or a Dodge Avenger their poster background
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Other than the blowing up those were fun.
Man do I love midgets.
Whatever makes someone happy, that's what I say.
As long as it doesn’t affect my life.
Man do I love midgets.
I was thinking modern but that car sucked
My Dad actually bought a brand new one in 1972. He got rid of it in 1972.
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What was that tiny little thing Ford sold in the 80's,
A Festiva or something like that?
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The Festiva?
That was actually just a rebadged Kia Pride (and therefore the first Kia sold in the United States) as part of a deal Ford had with Kia back then to swap some cars around
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That's the one.
Kind of went the way of the “Geo” brand.
Man do I love midgets.
Pretty much all of those early badge-engineered imports went away
Kia, Mitsubishi, Suzuki, Isuzu, etc all found it easier to piggyback on with the Americans at first, but as they’ve gained their own footing they’ve abandoned it (or just died like Isuzu)
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Yugo!
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I really want to buy a Yugo one day
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You and I don't always agree,
but I gotta say you know more about specific car models than anyone I’ve ever met.
Man do I love midgets.
It's a hobby
Car models always intrigued me for some reason- I learned to read by reading car brochures
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You must go to every auto show you can then.
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I try to
My Dad and I went to the Chicago Auto Show every year while we lived there, and to NAIAS a couple times and I have gone to the last couple Seattle Auto Shows but they just aren’t the same
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I'm just hanging around waiting for breaking news that Zduriencik has retooled the infield.
Like the man is going to rebuild Rome in a day. Nice to think about though.
I know, I'm itching to see what happens next.
Still miss Valbuena though, I liked him.
Man do I love midgets.
Zduriencik seems like the type to actually develop minors into the majors.
Hated that about Bavasi. So maybe now we’ll get to see these guys matriculate into something other than trades for proven veterans. This notion is kind of why I’m so excited about Z, not just because he’s something new or just ‘not Bavasi’.
I agree.
I like watching kids come up through the system and make it to the big leagues as a Mariner, instead of an Indian or something else.
Man do I love midgets.
Call me a sentimental sucker if you want, but it really adds to my enjoyment level of the team.
I can’t really get into players like Sexon or Vidro. Bedard I like, mostly because of the lashing he’s taken by not being a media buddy. The crap he went through this year really bothered me.
I can learn to love free agents, but home grown talent is the best.
Man do I love midgets.
Dangit.
I need at least one more person to join City of Blood with me on FB so I can move up a level.
Man do I love midgets.
Did you already send a facebook request for that, and did I accept?
I’m not playing those, but I’ve been accepting the requests since I know it helps you guys advance.
I sent you an invite, but I don't think you accepted yet.
I’m trying to check, but it’s taking forever to load the page.
Man do I love midgets.
I did, but you haven't accepted it yet.
Man do I love midgets.
Awesome, thank you!
You probably have a stack of them for all the different “blood” games, plus Mafia Wars.
Man do I love midgets.
I'm a facebook request whore, first come first served.
I checked out a couple last week, but I’m avoiding them. I just don’t have the time to invest in some of those games. After we get the kids down, that’s about the only time of the day I have to myself, so I usually check in here a couple of times and watch a movie or read a book. That and house maintenance stuff I can’t do with the kids around. Drills and saws are problematic with 2 year olds, scares the crap out of me to even pull them out of the tool box.
Understood.
I don’t care if you participate, just accepting the invite helps me the most.
Man do I love midgets.
Wait.
Two year old(s)? Do you have twins, or am I reading that wrong?
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So 2.04 million Wiis were sold in November.
That’s absolutely insane. And Dragon Quest 10 is coming out for it. Is there anything that could stop it’s momentum?
Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!
I have one,
but I never use it. The novelty wore off really quickly, and most games are really hard to play with the Wii controller.
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How much would you be willing to part with it for?
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I'm still gonna keep it. It's good for parties.
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All I play on it is MLB Power Pros.
Sadly that’s more use than my PS3 is getting these days…
Yikes, Sony's taking it in the shorts.
Ignore the fact that Microsoft’s and Nintendo’s primary consoles outpaced the PS3. The klaxon alarms are going off at Sony HQ because it’s the only console to push less units through this November than it did last November.
That thing is broken all the time.
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Somehow I doubt they have a strong IT department.
Man do I love midgets.
It's the holidays. I propose a 15 day period of going easy on the guy.
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We will stay very strictly on schedule.
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I'll be ridiculously super nice to him from 12/23 to 1/2
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You're a maverick.
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I'm Taylor H, and I approve this comment.
Mariners ----> Brewers.
by .Taylor on Dec 11, 2008 9:26 PM PST up reply actions
Really? It took you less than 30 seconds to reply.
Mariners ----> Brewers.
by .Taylor on Dec 11, 2008 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
or more properly since it is Christmas
Wow Taylor! That’s great!
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STOP GIVING US REASONS TO BE UNREASONABLY MEAN TO YOU
by Robert on Dec 11, 2008 9:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Then the deal's off.
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by kevin_ess on Dec 11, 2008 9:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Well Happy Hanukkah then!
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I left for home at 3:30.
When I got home I decided to take a nap. It was excellent.
I've just been here, listening to my shorts.
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And drankin.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I just got home after a marathon day of running around doing shit
My boy is passed out on the couch next to me, and I’m wishing I had boozes or beerzes.
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:26 PM PST up reply actions
I was about to, actually
I picked up Left 4 Dead earlier, and I also snagged the HD-DVD drive and a couple movies from Fry’s for $40 since I had store credit from an earlier return.
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:32 PM PST up reply actions
I saw you playing the shit out of the demo when it first hit
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 7:19 PM PST up reply actions
Get it for 360, jerkface
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 8:19 PM PST up reply actions
That's why you should pirate PC games and not pay
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 8:28 PM PST up reply actions
So we're all fake?
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Dammit no header to close it with.
Is that Youklis? I can’t look too long it makes me want to upchuck.
YES
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
its spinning
I’m going to go get blitzed and stare at it all night
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WHEEEE
SPIN SPIN!
SPIN THE YOUK CIRCLE!
SPIN SPIN!
SPIN THE YOUK SPIN THE YOUK!
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:33 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4yDJ_406sA
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:36 PM PST up reply actions
No shit
Good sing. HORRIBLE video. Trannies aren’t cool. Especially if they look like a monkey.
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:39 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe I'm in the minority, but I agree,
Spin on, spinny genius.
Or me.
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Come on over
My place is a mess, but just pretend it isn’t
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:34 PM PST up reply actions
And please don't say yes because I actually will not be home for a chunk of the evening
Going to hang at my bro’s next door for a bit
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
Ahh, I couldn't make it tonight anyway.
Anna’s out, and it’s me and the boy, waiting for some guests. You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find a hooker with a two-and-a-half year-old.
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Why do you want a hooker to have a 2 and a half year old?
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:50 PM PST up reply actions
Duh... For Silas!
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I'm such an idiot
I hang my head in shame.
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 6:57 PM PST up reply actions
Oh my god, this deserves an award.
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Damn. I feel so alone.
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Sweet! A real person! It's dead tonight.
Like people are spending time with their families, or other absurdities.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Hey that coolmax usb hard drive thing I bought didn't work
It was busted. They even tested it at Fry’s when i brought it back
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 7:49 PM PST up reply actions
I tried it on 4 computers and with 3 different hard drives
No dice. Oh well, I don’t have much need for it now, but I can see how it would be handy
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 7:55 PM PST up reply actions
Plenty of concerts during the holidays, I assume?
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Speaking of concerts...
There are two next year that I’m absolutely going to.
Billy Joel and Elton John doing another Face to Face tour
Nobuo Uematsu and the Sound of Nippon orchestra
God I’m a nerd.
On the plus side, if you meet someone at either of those concerts, you'll be a match made in heaven.
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That's a narrow demographic.
What if she attends Star Wars conventions?
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What if she simply has two really huge... tracts of land?
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There ya go, m'man.
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Holy crap you saved another one! I was getting worried there.
Glad that all wrapped up in one installment, enough with the cliffhangers already.
Aww, poor dude
I’m playing Xbox with seattlebruin right now
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
Guess.
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*Please god tell me he'll do a search for "Guest."
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I won't say, just in case
But pull up my friends list and do a tiny bit of deduction, and you’ve got it
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 7:59 PM PST up reply actions
Wasn't implying that
But it’s the same as giving out a phone number to somebody. Won’t do it unless I have permission. Just the way I was raised
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
Man, wolves have really gotten polite over the years.
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And technologically advanced
Quite amazing, really
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 8:05 PM PST up reply actions
Coach, I said you should play with us like two days ago
hurry up and friend me
by seattlebruin on Dec 12, 2008 1:13 AM PST up reply actions
Honestly, it actually made me feel bad.
Mariners ----> Brewers.
by .Taylor on Dec 11, 2008 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
I look forward to Tourette's With Aaron Heilman, though.
by James F'n X on Dec 11, 2008 8:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Eric Cartman Vs. Aaron Heilman would be... awful?
Every time I read Aaron Heilman I have Cartman in my head from the Mel Gibson episode. Yeesh.
Damn you Heath Ledger! Damn you!
Also, The Office is totally back on track. I have enjoyed this season very much.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
I absolutely love that I'm in your sig.
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So goddamned funny when that happened
It was in response to me, so I also feel partially honored for causing it
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 8:28 PM PST up reply actions
The sad part is I say things like that while sober.
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Why's that sad?
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:13 PM PST up reply actions
Just make sure you send me the monthly check every first Friday.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
I donate in your name to Focus on the Family.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Com'on, at least put it to good use.
More wine = more posting = more signatures
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I really hope Burnett doesn't sign with the Yanks.
Mariners ----> Brewers.
by .Taylor on Dec 11, 2008 8:34 PM PST reply actions
The Yankess could slap a shock collar and jersey on King fucking Kong and they won't win.
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Because A-Rod is a primate.
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It's hard to put wins up when two thrirds of your team are staring into vanity mirrors.
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And FTW, thrirds is a word.
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Madge, is that you?
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A-Rod has a windsock for an anus and a Pez-like stool dispenser ejector for a mouth.
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Other than that, he's a pretty good guy.
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That was supposed to read, "Pez-like stool sample dispenser for a mouth," but I'm mentally retarded.
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Fuck. Here's to you wine.
Keeping me all warm ’n shit in the winter.
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I can't believe Toot and Kermit aren't here to witness my downward spiral.
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"Man With A Golden Arm" directed by Uwe Boll...
I almost want to see that hack do it just for the laughs. That and he wouldn’t be jacking up some potentially good film.
You'll put your eye out.
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But mom!
I’d like to draw that out, but I can’t figure out how to type it out like it sounds in my head.
If that makes sense.
Tell me how that makes you feel.
Let’s open up and explore your innermost thoughts, Kermit. Oops, time’s up. Please leave your check with Brenda at the front desk.
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Please include this in my biopic, starring Scott Bakula.
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I'm back
Got a little engrossed in my game for a few minutes there
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:14 PM PST up reply actions
Да.
Меня и моего товарища seattlebruin заканчивали их фашистское господство
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:22 PM PST up reply actions
Xbox 360 домашних пультов развлечения Microsoft
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
Есть ли своего рода проблема с Kermit и мной говорящий язык земли Матери?
СССР должен повыситься снова!
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:32 PM PST up reply actions
Goddamn commies are tearing this country apart.
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lol
Whether you use Google Translate?
This dung is devilishly fantastic!
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:39 PM PST up reply actions
No, that wasn't what I said,
I said “this shit is fucking fantastic”. The devilishly part is what started me giggling.
This is making for an incredibly entertaining night
Plus, I’ve always loved Russian and the Cyrillic language. If I could pick up any language without having to learn it, I’d go for Russian 11 times out of 10
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
My highschool principle spoke Russian.
It was just kind of random, which is probably why I remember the fact.
I'm using something else
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:56 PM PST up reply actions
It's obvious what he was using
acceptable feminine hygiene products
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:59 PM PST up reply actions
.
Is there its kind problem from Kermit and by me the speaking language of mother earth?
The USSR must increase again!
zomg no politics
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 11, 2008 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
Что является этой "политикой", о которой Вы говорите?
Не по выбору, что Великолепная Республика будет править, но судьба
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:38 PM PST up reply actions
Well that's not what I told it to say at all.
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 11, 2008 9:43 PM PST up reply actions
The translator doesn't lie
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAR
Comprehensible female hygiene of production
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:48 PM PST up reply actions
Что?
STOP I shall throw STOP
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:51 PM PST up reply actions
That's kind of what I guessed
And no, I am not going to stop
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:59 PM PST up reply actions
Тхесе транслатионс аре геттинг with фуцкед And хаве but идеа вхатьс гоинг it аныморе
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
I think that one broke the machine
These translations in futsked APE Goettingen I Hawa but IDEA vhats going it anymore. ??
Oh shit that's so great
Was originally
These translations are getting so fucked I have no idea what’s going on anymore
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
So my point was made by the translation
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
Что?
Well a shower
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
He certainly is a fantastic ball player. Too bad he's him.
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Good point. Say, are you drinking too?
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Actually, I'm just having a bit of fun. I'm only just beginning my third glass of wine.
And unfortunately I have the constitution of a grizzly bear when it comes to drinking.
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I want some wine.
For some reason wine has sounded really good lately. Probably because you keep talking about guzzling some every night
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:20 PM PST up reply actions
Which beer was that?
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:24 PM PST up reply actions
I am the father of an almost three year-old,
and the husband to a woman one year cancer free, who is inexplicably bald again. Although my band is back together, I cannot work on my solo album because I don’t have a place in my apartment to record (or have silence), thus I haven’t picked up my guitar but once in the last two years. I deserve to drink every night.
But, hell. I’d drink anyway.
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I'll drink to that
Though, I have nothing to drink. Still, you do deserve a drink whenever you’d like.
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:26 PM PST up reply actions
I will be taking you up on that.
Then quickly buying the next round.
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Good enough
Just say when and I’ll do it (assuming I don’t have my boy for the night- so Friday and Saturday nights are the best)
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:29 PM PST up reply actions
Saturday night's alright for (hobo) fighting.
Actually, this Saturday isn’t.
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You're right it isn't
It’s going to be super cold so they’ll all be at the shelters
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:41 PM PST up reply actions
Not a midget, please do not toss.
Man do I love midgets.
God, I love Futurama. God bless Comedy Central.
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And the Critic
And fuck Fox for mishandling Family Guy and American Dad as well
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:23 PM PST up reply actions
ABC deserves some blame for The Critic.
That one really is a shame because two networks lost out on a show that was absolutely hilarious. John Lovitz was spectacular as Jay.
That he was
He has a voice made for VO work, be it cartoons or whatever.
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:29 PM PST up reply actions
Acblue has entered the tournament.
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(Isn't that what it said when a new player came into Street Fighter?"
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That's it, Carroll!
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Goddamn a flood of memories just hit me
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:43 PM PST up reply actions
How'd you shoot tonight?
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:44 PM PST up reply actions
625 for three games low game a 193.
I took some video, I’ll probably put it up next week.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 11, 2008 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
Sweet
Did you see my earlier comment about my shitty start last night?
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
I missed it, but I'll look for it.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 11, 2008 9:51 PM PST up reply actions
Don't bother
I started off with a 129, which included punching out the 9th and 10th. I was about ready to go drown myself. Ended up salvaging it into a 515. I was so pissed at myself. Nothing fell my way in the first game, and the stuff that did got missed because I suck sometimes, like last night
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:56 PM PST up reply actions
Shit man, you got half your score in the last two frames.
I feel your pain, though. Last month I went out a couple times and shot under 500. It sucked. Thank God it wasn’t league or tournament.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 11, 2008 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
I wish I had the time to devote to these games.
If I picked this up on the 360 and played with you guys I’d be awful.
For some inexplicable reason
I thought we were talking about COD5.
You should still get it for 360
Who cares if you’re awful? That just means that sb and I could get tons of kills by using you as bait
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
No, we're pretty good
You could distract the bad guys for us
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
Please do
Between you getting the game and sb picking up a goddamn headset sometime this year I will actually be able to have fun while gaming again
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
Neat story
I work on Lake Union near the Entercom building where they broadcast 710KIRO AM. Last week I was walking to a nearby Azteca for lunch and heard some music playing from their parking lot.
The lead guitar player from Heart was playing for some charity drive KIRO AM was operating. And I got to watch him and shake his hand.
Awesome
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
My dad almost rear-ended the lead guitarist from Heart once, but the bathhouse caught on fire before he had a chance.
Oh sweet jesus my judgement is off tonight…
by dpseadv on Dec 11, 2008 9:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Tip your waitress!
You’ll be here all week, I assume?
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah I really shouldn't try but it made me laugh.
Then the translations about made me go into hysterics. My wife thinks I’m a complete weirdo, she came down to check on me I was laughing so hard.
My son actually kept looking over my shoulder to see what was funny
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by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
Now I want Azteca.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
I just saw it too.
God… that commercial combined with no sleep equals bad times.
Hey what happened to everybody?
dpseadv, did you pass out from laughing too much? Brian, did you leave to go buy CoD for the 360? R’s and L’s, did you go bowling again? ac, you off crying because Sarah McLachlan made you feel bad about dogs?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Was it the wrapper for the game?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
WOOOO
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
I love how everyone spells this differently.
Does anyone know exactly what he says?
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Everyone agrees on "HADOKEN," right?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 11, 2008 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
It wouldn't sound right in Japanese spelt that way, though.
Haiduken is what I hear.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Hadouken, but yes
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
But you can't trust Wikipedia.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Goddamnit. Silas just threw up EVERYWHERE on the bed. Had to put him in the shower, pullout the sleeper couch, and re-sheet it.
I missed all of the fun translator stuff, but fuck! He hasn’t thrown up for two days!! Arrgh! I hate winter.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Goddamn dude, that sucks
Is he alright? Leftover sickness or something?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
I have no fucking idea.
It breaks my heart. he was sitting there -covered – and crying and apologizing, and I’m saying, “hiney, you don’t need to say you’re sorry – it happens to everybody.”
I didn’t go into detail about how daddy only throws up when he’s been drinking with LL people, but I think he got the point.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Jesus. *honey. I don't call my kid an ass.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
That'd be a nifty nickname, actually
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:31 PM PST up reply actions
I'm gonna call him Hiney
He seemed to like me pretty well so he’ll let me get away with it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
You're one of his dudes. No one tops RC in his eyes, however.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Absodefinitely
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
I think I won him over with the marker swords
His eyes lit up when I showed him the destructive power of mere markers
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
That, and you didn't smell like booze and remorse like most of my musician friends.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I'm going to market that as a cologne for posers
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:47 PM PST up reply actions
That's always the worst, when they apologize
My kid does that too and it breaks my heart every time
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:31 PM PST up reply actions
Give him some wine
And then hug yourself
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
See? This is why you're my friend.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Me too. I have to work tomorrow, and Anna is taking her friend to chemo, so she's going to have her hands full.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Uh...
Yes, that is why I’m your friend…
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
Fucking reply fail.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
So I'm thinking about not using dpseadvr anymore.
Only I took some crap when I first started commenting here due to the low comment count. Not sure if I should shitcan the profile and start over.
oh wow I finally understand what your username means
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
I should just can it now so I can run up a comment count by Opening Day.
When all the usual suspects return for GTE I won’t be treated like a leper. I never look at comment counts, from some of the remarks about them I’ve come to realize it’s a big deal to a lot of people. That and ‘being there’ for many moments in Mariners blogging internet history.
Ah, status. Usually that kind of thing drives me batshit insane.
After learning what trolls are, and looking at other blogs it makes sense to me in a lot of ways. Creating a space where there are no walls or doors is a chore without end, and I’ve been thinking the effort it takes to maintain that space here is under appreciated. Or taken for granted sometimes, I hadn’t thought much about it until recently.
Uh, comment count ain't shit.
Change your u/n if you’d like to. If one of the triumvirate can do it, so can you.
Comment count really doesn't mean shit around here.
I bet 25% of my comments were simply GTE related expletives. Fuck you Carlos Beltran.
I don't think you'd be hassled too much if you had a sig that mentioned your roots as dpseadv
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
Kermit is taken, but somebody mentioned the period on wilder. which I had never noticed before.
I think I’ll just change it already.
Um, I actually already registered that one. Sorry.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Who the fuck are you
You just now registered. TROLL
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
Ooh, and if one of your comments goes green
We can ask you if it’s easy being green.
by royalcurve on Dec 11, 2008 10:44 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
WOO
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:44 PM PST up reply actions
I've got a terrible gif available of a Kermit thing, but I don't think I'll post it without his blessing
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
Ok.
I’m going to post a link since I’m not sure how it would be received by the masses
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:02 PM PST up reply actions
Like I said though, I'm not sure if I could post it here
I’m sure all currently involved parties would find it funny, but who knows
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:05 PM PST up reply actions
I want to post it.
Hilarious!
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Fuck it
Go for it. If you don’t, I will
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:07 PM PST up reply actions
Let's get banned together.
Ah shit.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Why would I get banned?
I didn’t do anything…
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:11 PM PST up reply actions
NOOOOO!!
You tricked me!
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
And left a mile-long paper trail in the process
Oops
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:16 PM PST up reply actions
Goddamn I can't stop laughing whenever I see that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:11 PM PST up reply actions
Perfect timing on everything! The look around, the look of ecstasy
Not that I have any reason to know what that’s all about or anything
The look around in the beginning is my favorite part
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:12 PM PST up reply actions
I find it funny Lubriderm is his lube of choice.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
But he's using his hands
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:16 PM PST up reply actions
He's using a spoon.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
That's no spoon
That’s a Space Station
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:19 PM PST up reply actions
Okay, that was fucking gold. Damn!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Fuckin N00b. Get outta here.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Who mentioned this?!?
You see nothing, you hear me? Nothing!
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Notting! I zee notting!
What the hell was the name of the guard on Hogan’s Hero’s?
So you are Family Guy then
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:08 PM PST up reply actions
No harm intended
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:10 PM PST up reply actions
Loser
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:16 PM PST up reply actions
Billy Joel is an amazing musician and I'm standing by that.
It went out the window when I admitted I’m going to a Nobuo Uematsu concert.
I like LL because you meet so many different kinds of people
Billy Joel is probably my least favorite musician of all time.
This is not your problem, it is my problem. It is my problem mostly because the world saw fit to make his insipid songs ubiquitous. Honestly though, have fun at the show. My wife makes fun of me when I get giddy and quivery about the Scared of Chaka reunion show or something like that, so I shall not make fun of you. Any more.
Most of the Billy Joel songs I listen to are the stuff that didn't get radio airtime.
Scenes from an Italian Restaurant, Ballad of Billy The Kid etc…
Two in a row now
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:20 PM PST up reply actions
I've considered changing mine because people actually reference me now
And constantly being called Toot or Kazoo is weird. Of course, I also giggle every time, but still
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
Hi
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 10:22 PM PST up reply actions
My son is throwing up puppies that sing like Sarah.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
My cats are throwing up wine....
no, I got nothing.
I'll be over in five minutes. Keep them puking.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
We tried to adopt a kitten when were newleyweds, you should see the hoops you have to jump through.
That and you have to adopt 2 at a time.
Seattle Humane Society has waived their adoption fee because they're so overcrowded :(:(:(:(:(
by Aaron Campeau on Dec 11, 2008 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
Being a sucker for animals is how I ended up with 8 pets at one time.
Now I’m down to four and I think I’ll stay there for a while.
Crazy cat lady hands out caramel apples with hair on them at Halloween.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
We have 4 cats, two birds, a turtle and a lizard.
And Jeanuts wants to get a dog…..
Man do I love midgets.
Whatcha want for lunch?
I was trying to post the "that wasn’t chicken gif but photoshop is crashing my computer. Grrr
Kidding, lovely.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I got here and there were 250 new comments.
This place gets busy around Thursday just in time for it to hit snooze on Friday.
Has anybody here heard of the McGangBang?
Take a McDonalds Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken. You then unwrap both, and put the McChicken (bun and all) in between the burger patties. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
No shit
I can’t think of any way that could taste good. At all
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:03 PM PST up reply actions
Pile on a pound of bacon and I bet you could get Kevin to eat it.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Ugh, another sorry ass bad beat playing poker.
I have pocket Jacks. Raise the pot (which is 8x the big blind). Three people come along. Q 7 6 on the flop. I bet 600 (10x the big blind). One person calls. Q 7 6 4 now showing. I bet 1200. Other person pushes me all-in. I call. He shows 5-3 for a straight.
So yeah, what the hell are you doing calling a pre-flop raise of 8x the big blond with 5-3?!?!? I am fine if I got caught going against Ace-Queen or something in this situation, but 5-3? I swear people are just absolutely retarded.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Make sure you take the turn when going down towards the river.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
If you see a van by the river,
hey, it’s Matt Foley!
What do you call that, an inside straight?
On the effing river? You gotta be kidding
Well he hit it on the turn.
But he called the pre-flop raise of 8x the big blind with 5-3. And then called the flop raise of 10x the big blind only to get lucky to hit his straight. I keep running into these stupid ass people. I really need to stick to more expensive tournaments now.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Unless you play in the big tournaments, I doubt you would ever run into someone cheating.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
I mentioned it the other day.
60 minutes had a thing about it last week.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
That was the one, I've been tempted to try online until you brought that up.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
Oh no you didn't!
Look at that sig!
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Excellent!
Hahahahaha
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:26 PM PST up reply actions
Yes I did! Just riffing on yours, don't worry I won't leave it up.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
This might disappoint Kevin, but I don't know how long I am going to keep this sig.
Not much of a sig person, but Kevin was wonderful the other night.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
That was pretty classic, glad I stayed up for that one.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
So, uh, I guess I wasn't following up above.
Kermit = Kevin (not deep sea diver)
Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle!
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
I'm getting confused.
This is why people shouldn’t change their names.
When is NOLA going to update hers?
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Yup, I'll have to put that in my sig for awhile.
Changing horses in mid stream is awkward.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
I just got this, excellent!
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
Speaking of kevin
Did he just ditch on us? I hope his kid is ok
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:30 PM PST up reply actions
I'm back. Grocery run. And you'd better keep that sig, Wilder.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Silas hanging in there?
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
Leave it as long as you can
It’s great, and will always be taken out of context
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:29 PM PST up reply actions
Bahahahahahahaha
You’re good people, Kermit.
Heh, I try. This internet voice people keep mentioning is a real thing.
I didn’t realize how much time you have to invest in an internet group to find one. I’m really surprised how much fun it’s been so far. Also I’m realizing how great of a place this is more and more as I spend time on the internet.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
This place is pretty unique.
I haven’t seen an online community this vibrant since IRC was a popular communication medium.
I'm so out of it when it comes to the internet it's a joke.
I used to do something similar to what you do. Long time ago when the internet was just taking off. I worked for a Mac store in Yakima when I was a teenager. Lately I’ve wondered a little bit what I’d be doing right now if I’d stuck with it.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
I am glad I've been able to spend more time here the last couple months
Been able to make some great friends, for sure
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
The bowling night was excellent, I'm looking forward to more events.
RC’s party was top notch as well. I’m looking forward to catching a game or two next year.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
I missed her party :(
My work schedule always makes it tough to get to many of the events. I hope to be able to hit more in the future. The next bowling night will be a blast, for sure
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:42 PM PST up reply actions
Because I'm going to be there, and I'm going to get loud.
… Kazoo, ever bowl the Leilani Swiss?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 11, 2008 11:45 PM PST up reply actions
You know, I can't remember
I think I did it once, but I’m fuzzy. I didn’t get to many tourneys due to financial reasons. Plus, I was usually working and had no transportation generally
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:48 PM PST up reply actions
They were some of the loudest tournaments we had.
People screaming at their bowling balls and all… good times.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 11, 2008 11:51 PM PST up reply actions
That always took the fun out of most of the tourneys and more competitive things I did, like PSTL
Too many kids taking things way too seriously. Most I’ll ever do is stomp my foot after a bad release and flip off the pins after a bad leave
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:54 PM PST up reply actions
I do it because it's silly.
I mean come on. I’m yelling at my bowling ball as if it were a sentient being. I’m just trying to put on a show :-P
There are other people out there who are either extremely emotionally invested in it or are trying to play head games with others. I don’t think that’s cool. I’m just doing it for the fun of it.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 12, 2008 12:02 AM PST up reply actions
I should clarify a bit
I do yell at the bowling ball, but it’s usually more of a “Get up, ball!” or “Sit!” or something to that effect. The huge emotional investment part doesn’t really hit me. If I do something poorly, I don’t get pissed. I just try and fix it instead. If I throw a ball incorrectly, I’ll be seen looking at my hand and “ghost-throwing” the shot again, or telling myself to keep my arm straight or to hit my mark.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:07 AM PST up reply actions
Anybody read any good books lately?
I’m out of reading material.
Science fiction, fantasy. Eh I'm not all that picky.
I just finished up reading The Name of the Wind for the second time.
Whoa.
I think we are the two most dissimilar people here. If we ever met, we might explode.
Of course you do, Brian. Of course.
Yay LL! Bringing people together.
You know what? I love the Brian Russell gifs. So there.
Lost Fleet series by Jack Campbell is ok, not classic sci-fi probably.
But I like my military style sci-fi novels, can’t resist. Dresden Files series was pretty entertaining.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
I've heard good things about Dresden Files.
I might give that a shot.
Anyhoo, meeting in the morning and I'm presenting.
Sleep beckons.
You already took a nap today
How much sleep could you really need?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:35 PM PST up reply actions
Good luck with that.
If you like cop novels, Michael Connelly’s Harry Bosch series is pretty good, and I’m a fan of anything Elmore Leonard writes, but he’s not limited to cops and robbers.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Yeah, uh. No.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
You just picked this up grocery shopping, didn't you?
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Tookmean hourto scan this. Hispecs are fucking huge.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Jesus. This laptop sucks.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Is that what you 'musician types' call it these days?
“Logging on” to your “lap top” for a few minutes?
*See above picture of Kermit
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:51 PM PST up reply actions
I'm going to regret using Kermit as profile name, I just know it.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
Dry hump it all I want, the spacebar on this thing will not work.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Worked just fine that time
So keep doing what you’re doing
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:54 PM PST up reply actions
You crazy spaceman bitch. Why are you hovering above my hookah?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Because I'm a crazy spaceman bitch
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:01 AM PST up reply actions
Had some wine on the way home as well?
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Catching up now.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Jeez almost midnight. Got to be up early.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
you fucking midget bitch.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Oh your terms of endearment alway get my motor revving, sweetcheeks
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
You know it, tastycakes.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Almost 1 a.m. here.
Need to be at a review session in 8 hours.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
I don't have to leave for work until 1 tomorrow afternoon
I can stay up all night
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:52 PM PST up reply actions
So, Boston has a new hat.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
And their new road jersey is actually pretty cool.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
So I'm not sure how to feel about the hat, but that jersey kicks ass.
That font is classy!
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
I like them both, actually
Which leaves me conflicted, really
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 11, 2008 11:56 PM PST up reply actions
The hat is definitely growing on me, but it's a Boston hat...
I am conflicted as well.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
The M's stuff hasn't spun my wheels lately, that might be more of how I feel about the team though
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
Yeah, I want gym socks on a fucking hat. Good call, Boston.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Isn't that a throwback kind of thing? Seems like I remember seeing that in old photo's.
My mind might be inventing a memory here.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
Probably is, but fuck them anyway. How's life without Manny?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Where's BrianL or Robert when you need them, they know all this stuff.
That quote about Manny being unhappy with his offers was great! Must think he’s worth A-Rod money.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
I don't dig the jersey (although the road alternate's alright).
I kinda like the hat from a design perspective, but I don’t ever need to see anyone wear it in Safeco.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 12, 2008 12:03 AM PST up reply actions
Dang, Bettie Page just passed away.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
Fuuuuuuck..
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
What an icon, right? If I ever picked up a tattoo it would be a pinup girl.
Not so much Bettie Page, probably more 1930’s style. But still…
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
No pinup for me. But I do have a great idea for my next. Just need the $$$
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
What's it going to be?
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
Cuz I can pretend
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:08 AM PST up reply actions
Long story, but OK.
I was at my friend’s place a while back (he and I co-own the record label), and I was out smoking with some folks on the porch. The way the light was shining, their Japanese maple was projected onto my arm, and looked incredible. So it’s going to be a half sleeve to complete the other half sleeve of stars, but on the inside of my forearm, there will be handwritten script that reads, “Silas Levi.” Levi is my brother – 14 years younger than me – cool guy. Senior in high school. I gave my son his name as a middle name. Seriously, I’m so stoked to get this tattoo, I’m crazy. I wish I could afford it right now. Maybe I should do a pledge drive!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Do you have a picture drawn out?
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Not yet, but the leaves will be mauve and green.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
The thing about getting a tattoo that scares me is finding an artist that does great color shading.
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
Most of my work is black, but I have anamazing piece on my back in color. It's awesome.
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I'd contribute
Though I really want one of my own and have no idea what or where. I want something for my kid, but I’m not sure what
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:12 AM PST up reply actions
Yes, yes, and yes.
I’d contribute.
Still working out something for myself. Gotta be kid related.
At least the Kermit gif. is giving her a 21-gun salute tonight.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
Hahahahaha!Dammit!Hahahahahaha!
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
I'd say I was sorry for showing everybody that thing
But we’re all having way too much fun with it, regardless of whether it is at your expense or not
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:03 AM PST up reply actions
Pretty freaking good gif, I need to bookmark that page before I forget where to find the link
Is that your collection? The random posting of gif’s is pretty much gold around here
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
I wish it was my collection
It’s from another forum I follow (I just lurk there). Hell of a collection though, and definitely one to keep bookmarked
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:10 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, Kermit was a big fan of Bettie Page.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
by Wilder. on Dec 12, 2008 12:06 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
And there we go
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:08 AM PST up reply actions
Goddammit you're an evil sob! My eyeeeeees my eyeeeeees!
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
It's like having sideways baseball players.
Oh fuck you. Get out of work? Do what i do and piss your pantalones. Ain’t no one going to fuck with you when you piss your pants. -- kevin_ess, winebibber
The hiccups are back
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
At least they weren't earned without good reason
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:12 AM PST up reply actions
Oh man you guys are killing me tonight but I've really got to pack it in.
Ding dang do, hate to leave a good party!
It’s a hand lotion, not a dick lotion.- wilder., connoisseur.
I'm going to bed. This is ridiculous. I'll see you all tomorrow.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Bye everybody
Guess that means I should head out too
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Dec 12, 2008 12:21 AM PST up reply actions
Goddammit, late night LL is so much fun.
I hate that my body requires 8 hours of sleep sometimes.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 12, 2008 7:51 AM PST reply actions
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