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Community Projection: Raul Ibanez

The sixth in a non-alphabetical and irregularly updated series of review pieces for each(?) of the players we predicted last spring.

LL/USSM Community: .276/.343/.447
Actual Line: .293/.358/.479

I'm tired of writing the same stuff about Ibanez over and over again so today I give you the illustrated version of what should at this point be common knowledge.

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Yes, Raul Ibanez is a good hitter. Over the last three years he's been the best hitter on the team. But hitting is only half of his job, and while he's been able to hold his own in that department for a while, his defense has slipped to the point at which he could leave his glove in the outfield and go get some snacks during play and still provide a reasonable approximation of his physical ability. Overall he's been a below-average player these last two years, and at 36 years old, his best days are behind him, meaning whoever gives him a three-year contract to reward his professionalism and RBI totals will be paying a guy who simply doesn't help the team win. A small drop in his offense going forward will get him pushing the boundary of 1 WAR, and any significant age-related decline will sink his value in a hurry. He's just a bad gamble. Shame on the team that gives Raul the money he's going to get.

Raul, I appreciate all the run production and hard work, but your canonization is a shining example of everything that was wrong with the prior front office. Although I like you fine as a guy and as a role model for some of the younger players, I am beyond ready to move on and replace you with someone who gets more done, so with that in mind, good luck, and thanks for the laughs. Your defense may have contributed to the killing of a season, but your .gifs were what saved it. And that counts for something.

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Flyballvillians (I assume that's what they're called)

were probably already pissed off that some of them have oddly geometric-shaped heads. The cannon just sent them over the edge.

by Matthew on Dec 1, 2008 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The cannon is made out of offensive output

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Dec 1, 2008 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It would have been interesting to see Ibanez try out 1B a little last year.

It probably would have been a disaster but as long as he would have been better than David Ortiz at 1B, he would have been an improvement over his current LF defense.

by Edgar for Pres on Dec 1, 2008 8:35 PM PST reply actions  

Did anyone else know that Raul is the worst 3rd baseman ever, statistcally speaking?

Small sample size but still a true testament to his defensive abilities.

by Kirk on Dec 1, 2008 8:55 PM PST reply actions  

Umm, what?

Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!

by joof on Dec 2, 2008 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHA

That’s totally awesome.

Jeff's guide to not looking stupid:
+/- is an absolutely terrible stat, so don't use it, and don't give up on young players before they turn 24.
54!

by joof on Dec 2, 2008 3:30 AM PST up reply actions  

i'm new here

and just finished watching some of the gifs on the right sidebar. i have to say, those are only funny because (a) it’s the first time i’ve seen them (especially the lawn dart); and (b) because Raul is not on the Giants, and hopefully will never be

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Dec 1, 2008 10:21 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks for stopping by.

Just FYI, we like to make proper use of the shift key here.

Also, they don’t stop being funny just because you’ve seen them.

by Matthew on Dec 1, 2008 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

but wait.

what if the boat isn’t really from Flyballville, but actually carrying men from Raultopia under the Flyballville flag, and are attacking Raultopia just to to give Raul an cheap excuse to attack Flyballville when it isn’t expecting it….

by msb on Dec 1, 2008 10:32 PM PST reply actions  

do I really have to be the one ...

to explain to young Not Corco why some men feel the need to buy a …. really expensive cannon?

by msb on Dec 2, 2008 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

At the same time tell him

why some men feel the need to buy a red convertible with which to haul said cannon.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 2, 2008 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh right

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Dec 2, 2008 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Are Flyballvillains communist simpactico?

Why dont they have a huge canon, especially since it appears they have a greater population than Raultopica.

And my God Jeff WTF. This is now my favorite post on here.

by Slica on Dec 2, 2008 12:53 AM PST reply actions  

How does this only have 17 recs?

This is without doubt the greatest frontpage post in the history of Lookout Landing

by seattlebruin on Dec 2, 2008 8:52 AM PST reply actions  

Really?

The RRS blender?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 2, 2008 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm afraid to hit that button

because it probably delivers some sort of bee sting or electrical shock. The internets scare me.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Dec 2, 2008 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the number of all image posts is proportional to the intelligence of the viewers

I love them but give me a good recap of an Angels game. That’s where Jeff’s ability with words shines.

by Edgar for Pres on Dec 2, 2008 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the chuckle

I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.

by InSpokane on Dec 2, 2008 9:54 AM PST reply actions  

Perfect

This post is an absolutely textbook example of why, even as an A’s fan, this site easily make it into my 5 favorite websites on the internet, baseball related or not.

Thank you.

by SkipT on Dec 2, 2008 3:28 PM PST reply actions  

Jeff = my furher.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Dec 5, 2008 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

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