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OTDOD 11-5-8 - I Don't Feel Like Working Today Edition

For your viewing pleasure, today's OTDOD will be broadcast in glistening technicolor.

  • I don't think we've had quite enough Rock Band Two discussion, so let's hear it. What's your favorite song? Insturment? How do you get it to download songs in the background like I've heard about?
  • I'd like to open the floor to questions. There has been pretty good business for this in the past couple days, so why not make it official? Got any problems or questions about your computer, cooking, or just about anything? Let LL solve it*.
  • I can't get to youtube videos here at work, so you'll just have to hum Ramblin' Rod's birthday theme (update: smile contest theme - thanks pdb) to yourself instead.
  • iku iku is "I'm coming" in Japanese. Discuss.

 

Star-divide

* YMMV

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You don't feel like working?

Well, this is what I woke up to today:

I feel like hibernating until April.

by Wilder. on Nov 5, 2008 7:04 AM PST reply actions  

Ohh, snow!

It reminds me of the last time I was in LV.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Yo quiero

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by Corco on Nov 5, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

No shit

That’s literally the only thing I don’t like about living in the Greater Seattle Area. I would love if it snowed more

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate freezing cold weather.

That is one thing nice about Seattle because it is temperate. I don’t mind driving up to the snow, but I hate when it comes to me.

Live in Seattle, drive up to Snoqualmie Pass, Stevens Pass, or Crystal Mountain, to get my fix.

by Wilder. on Nov 5, 2008 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I love the snow and cold

I dislike having to drive to get to the snow, I love waking up to a fresh blanket outside.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

It's actually in all my OTDOD, I think.

I recycle most of my tags.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 7:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Or maybe completely not.

I wonder why it’s in my tag listing, then…

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Oops.

But that doesn’t actually tell me where the other ones of those tags went. I know I’ve used it before.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

And here are some excellent job possibilities
Weekend Supervisor of our Sign Twirlers

Bootleg/Bandit sign installers -

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 5, 2008 7:31 AM PST reply actions  

Those sign twirlers work hard.

At least the ones I saw in LV. It doesn’t really work that way on the east coast, where they hire homeless people to just stand with signs on sticks.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Rock Band 2 is my favorite recent game, I think. And it may start challenging for my favorite game ever.

They completely fixed the drum set, which was my biggest gripe about RB1. It now picks up quick hits on the red and green pads, where before I had to drape a tshirt over those pads to increase the sensitivity.

So far my favorite song to play is “Go Your Own Way” by Fleetwood Mac. It’s fun to play on all instruments, and when I was over at my friends house the other day we were all able to step up to Expert, and thus earned our very first band-wide 5 gold star rating. It was epic.

I don’t think the “downloading in the background” thing is going to happen until the Xbox dashboard update on the 19th. Supposedly you’ll be able to queue up 6 downloads and let it run while you do other things.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 5, 2008 7:34 AM PST reply actions  

I sitll can't do Snow on Guitar.

Even on Medium. Stupid back and forth and my fingers just won’t do that for a whole song.

I agree about Go Your Own Way. It’s a easy beat to get, and that’s half the battle.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

The only way I've gotten background downloading to work

Is by doing it outside of the game, through the Marketplace. Queue up 6 songs and just enter the game

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Can't find the birthday theme

but here’s a Ramblin’ Rod smile contest.

I have no further support questions because Faux is awesome. I would recommend asking him your sophisticated Excel questions.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 7:40 AM PST reply actions  

That's what I was thinking of. I can't see the video, but just the correct naming brings back memories.

Did you get my explanation? I get sort of rambly (and use lots of ellipsi) when I’m trying to map things out to people via text based mediums.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

For reasons I cannot go into here

i was rather pleasantly intoxicated last night so I didn’t really look at it in any depth. I’ll take a look at it this morning and let you know how much it makes my head hurt.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, ok. I just want to make sure it works before I wipe the spreadsheet.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Just ran it and it works like a charm

thanks again.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

and indebted.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I disagree.

I’m just smart enough to get by.

I used to be smart.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Because I started this whole mess...

RB2 Song: Alive by Pearl Jam – Hands down the funnest song to learn hammers and rolloffs from.

RB2 Insturment: Guitar, because I can’t play the stupid drums or sing, and I haven’t had a chance to plug in my bass.

Question: What’s a good way of getting blood stains out of trunk liner material? (Stupid cheap tarps)

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 7:52 AM PST reply actions  

Alive is great fun!

Other favorite songs: Alex Chilton, American Woman, Any Way You Want It, Carry On Wayward Son, Chop Suey, Feel the Pain, I Was Wrong, Lazy Eye, Livin’ On a Prayer, Lump, Master Exploder, Ramblin’ Man, Round and Round, Spirit in the Sky, Spoonman, Today, White Wedding.

So, yeah, pretty much the whole set list. The only song that I really and truly don’t like is fucking “Tangled Up in Blue”. The vocals are impossible, and the drums and guitar are repetitive and boring.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 5, 2008 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I think So What'cha Want has no place in the game

I started out playing through on guitar since I need to spend a lifetime little more time in the drum trainer. That was the most boring thing I’ve ever had to do in a videogame

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

No. NFL network requires an ADDITIONAL charge from cable companies for the games.

I still get the NFL network, but thursday nights they just show some random NFL Films stuff with a crawl at the top of the screen saying “Tell your cable company to pay us!” or something to that effect.

Still not a premium channel here, but it’s a hobbled channel; like if Cinemax ran news programs instead of their softcore movies.

by marc w on Nov 5, 2008 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll be a monkey's uncle

I’m looking forward to the MLB network making games impossible to watch

by JI on Nov 5, 2008 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

MLBAM is damn good at what they do

and you can be sure that they won’t make the same stupid mistakes as the NFL Network seems to be making. There’s too much at stake for them, and since MLBAM already makes MLB.tv the best package deal in sports, I would think they’d be reeeeeeeeally careful about messing with their televised product.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and I think the fact that basically no one's caved to NFL Network's demands

will make MLB reluctant to go the extortion route. The NFL gambled and so far it hasn’t paid off; they’ve just made even more fans angry – first the DirecTV thing for Sunday Ticket and now this weird situation where the Thursday night games are seen by something like 9% of cable subscribers….

by marc w on Nov 5, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

People are so used to seeing 160+ games in their local market

that I think if MLBAM did anything to restrict someone’s ability to that much baseball there would be riots. I see MLB Network as the first step towards revising/eliminating baseball’s stupid blackout rules, and I can’t wait.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

On top of that,

I don’t think MLB has the pull that the NFL does. The fan base isn’t as rabid to see every game, what with there being 14 games a day and a few thousand games a year.

by Teej on Nov 5, 2008 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

This confused me too

When my wife is in Cincinnati in a few weeks, we were planning on driving up to Pittsburgh for the Bengals/Steelers game (long story involving my non-football-loving wife having a crush on a huge Bengals fan when she was in the 5th grade and thus still harboring a soft spot for the Bengals), until we discovered that the game is in fact on a Thursday. Is this a new thing?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

After about week eight, the NFL Network takes one game a week and shows it on Thursday night as a national game

they typically pick the second or third best game of the week as to incite viewers to lobby their Congressmen to get the NFL Network on basic cable (not likely), but they don’t pick the best game because that would just piss everyone off (and most of the time either Sunday Night Football or Monday Night Football has the rights anyway).

by seattlebruin on Nov 5, 2008 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

In my experience

most of the Thursday night games are terrible because everyone looks fatigued

by JI on Nov 5, 2008 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

This is probably true

but usually they look good on paper

by seattlebruin on Nov 5, 2008 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm going out there for a weekend

I’ve never seen Cincinnati – It may not be the most thrilling place in the world, but I’ve never been and I’m kinda looking forward to checking it out. I was very pleasantly surprised by both Cleveland and Pittsburgh, I see no reason Cincinnati can’t be fun for a weekend.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

From what I've been told, it's actually a cool place for a weekend.

Try the Christian Moerlein beers; I’ve only ever had the lager and I’m curious about the Winter Warmer/Oktoberfest/whatever else.

by marc w on Nov 5, 2008 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I will indeed, thanks for the lead

MY NAME IS LOOKOUT LANDING. ME LIKE BEER.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Asking LLers a question

I’ve booked a reservation for Canlis this Saturday. I haven’t been there in forever. Is there anything I should know about? Anything I ought to try?

by katal on Nov 5, 2008 8:43 AM PST reply actions  

Wear a jacket and tie.

Canlis is one of the few places in Seattle where it’s required. The Canlis Salad is awesome. The view is amazing.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll try the salad!

I’ve already picked out a shirt/tie/jacket combination, and I e-mailed the restaurant earlier today, asking about what table I have (something I wish I had done a while ago). I’m proposing to your cousin that evening, so I’m trying to make everything perfect.

by katal on Nov 5, 2008 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

That's awesome - congrats!

hopefully she doesn’t read this….hahaha.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah

She checks LL, but the off-topic threads should be safe.

by katal on Nov 5, 2008 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and when you hear back from Canlis

mention that you’re proposing – that might shake a better table out of them. They love events like that.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Do they? Cool!

I had asked in the same e-mail how they feel about it, and had outlined my plan. Right on.

by katal on Nov 5, 2008 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Thaanks

I’m excited that you + RC will be at whatever it is everyone here decides to do during Thanksgiving weekend. We usually do LL events, and she’s almost always the only girl there.

by katal on Nov 5, 2008 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Now I'm annoyed I'll probably not meet up with the LL'ers that weekend

I need to meet my cousin, dammit!

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were going to be up here that weekend?

I saw that you’re going to the Green River show, although I doubt I could convince her to see them again.
If you do end up with some extra time that weekend, let me know. We can all grab a lunch or something.

by katal on Nov 5, 2008 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool, man!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Hang out in the bothroom all night.

That is where I met Edgar and Carmelo Martinez.

by Sec 108 on Nov 5, 2008 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Never been there...

…but you totally have to wear these.

:-)

Congrats to you and the (hopefully) future Mrs.!

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by PositivePaul on Nov 5, 2008 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

BOTD...

Bacon Doughnuts!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 9:14 AM PST reply actions  

Oh that sounds good!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

It is. It's beautiful in its simplicity.

Take a normal maple bar. Lay a single strip of bacon on top of it. That’s all they do, and it’s FANTASTIC.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Their beauty is in their bizarreness

I don’t love everything they do, but that bacon maple bar is truly amazing. Some of their other stuff is a bit odd for my taste, but I love the fact that they take seemingly random things and see if they taste good as doughnuts.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh.

Emm.
Geeeeeeee.

Bacon + Donuts = death to PositivePaul…

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by PositivePaul on Nov 5, 2008 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

So my department is being treated to a movie today at lunch

I guess there was some huge project that they finished about a month before I got here, and the department that we did the project for is taking all of us, including me who wasn’t even there, to a movie to thank us. It’s The Bucket List, which….meh, but still it’s nice that they’re doing that and it gets me out of work for a couple hours.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 9:14 AM PST reply actions  

The Bucket List was a wonderful idea in theory

In practice, not so much.

Although in one of his recent columns, Bill Simmons’ wife wrote in the sidebar about her bucket list idea for their aging dog. That, I felt, was brilliant.

by katal on Nov 5, 2008 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it seems sorta cringeworthy

and it’s not something I’d choose to see in the theater, but free movies are good.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't know but I like the free movie idea

this is a nice change of pace. When there’s free food, people circle like ravenous carrion, grab what they want, and go back to their desks; this’ll get everyone out of the office for a bit.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm a big believer in rewards that both require effort and provide a reward

In the corporate world, it’s so common to just order a bunch of t-shirts or a Subway party sub and call that a “reward”. I’ve always thought that any sort of project recognition should cost the giver a tangible amount (don’t order a gross of commemorative pens at wholesale cost through your office supply vendor, take everyone you want to reward out to a movie or something) and should be something that makes the recipient feel like some thought was put into the gift being given (oh joy, another logo pen….aaaaaand into the desk it goes, never to be seen again).

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually work for an incentive company.

Companies will give you points to get stuff from us (electroncs, etc.).

I still like the “go on a trip” method better. My last company did a paintball day, and that was the best time ever.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd much rather do a paintball day once every year or so

than get another coffee mug.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I like time off as a reward.

I dislike forced interactions with co-workers because co-workers generally suck.

by Matthew on Nov 5, 2008 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Forced fun is the worst.

by royalcurve on Nov 5, 2008 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Anybody have an awesome favorite sandwich I can steal inspiration from?

I hacked down my tomato plants last night (long overdue, really) so today I’m mourning the fact that I won’t be able to have a decent BLT for a long time. My favorite of the season was a soft shell crab (cooked in a 1/4 inch of olive oil over low heat with scads of slivered garlic and red pepper flakes), salt and peppered heirloom tomato slices (I think they were Purple Calabash, for any heirloom tomato lovers out there), thick slices of bacon, some speckled romaine wilted a tad in bacon grease, fresh mayo spiked with some white wine/tarragon mustard on ciabata. ‘Twas heaven and I miss it, so if you’ve got a sandwich obsession, I’d like to hear about it.

by Hit By Pitch Brewing Company on Nov 5, 2008 10:09 AM PST reply actions  

Not going to get any good input from me

My favorite sandwich has always been Ham, Turkey, and Lettuce on Wheat Bread. That’s it, no condiments, cheese, or anything else. Simple, healthy, and very tasty

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Bacon Basil Tomato Sandwich.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

You rule.

This sandwich looks delicious.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 5, 2008 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought so at first, but now I'm thinking it's mayo.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

BOOOO!

Go w/mozzarella and it’s a beautiful caprese sandwich. But with bacon!

I’m going to try this….

by marc w on Nov 5, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually...

Preparation

Split a piece (about 3 1/2 by 5 in.) of ciabatta bread (or a crusty roll) in half lengthwise. Toast lightly. Spread cut sides generously with mayonnaise. Cover bottom half with 4 to 6 large fresh basil leaves and a thick layer of 4 to 6 slices firm-ripe Sunset’s Red Horizon or similar large tomatoes. Sprinkle with salt and fresh-ground pepper to taste. Top with 2 slices crisp-cooked bacon. Cap with top half of ciabatta (or top half of roll).

Link

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

But I agree with the mozzarella.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

True!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I am a sandwich obsessive.

Unfortunately I don’t have the time at the moment to outline my favorites. But I will get to it in a few hours. I had to chime in now though because i LOVE the Purple Calabash.

by royalcurve on Nov 5, 2008 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah,

This was the first year for my trying to grow tomatoes and I over did it a bit. I had 6 differant plants jammed into a roughly 4×12 area. They grew together into a tangled gnarly mess. The purple calabash were certainly my favorite. I saved seeds from a dozen differant varieties this summer and I fear I’m going to go nuts trying to choose which to plant next year.

by Hit By Pitch Brewing Company on Nov 5, 2008 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I've done tomatoes every year for about 10 years, and I always do heirlooms only.

Sometimes I grow from seed, sometimes starter plants… one year I had 45 plants. I am the crazy tomato lady.

by royalcurve on Nov 5, 2008 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I hear you.

Funny thing is, I spent my first 30 years thinking that I hated tomatoes. I ended up talking to a guy I know at my farmers market who runs a small organic farm and I found myself eating these little golden grape tomatoes like candy. I had no idea what they were until he told me…I thought they were some kind of pitless plum or something. Since then I’ve spent the last few years trying to eat as many varieties as I can find in the small window allowed. I still think grocery store tomatoes a frigging horrible though.

by Hit By Pitch Brewing Company on Nov 5, 2008 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Nothing like home grown.

We struggled with out tomato crop this year for some reason. At first it was too hot, then we lost a bunch to hard rain and hail.

I think next year I’m going to build a “greenhouse” type structure to protect them.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I struggled with mine a bit this year too, but only a bit. I did half container half in ground.

I could talk about tomatoes all day. Good thing I have one or two other things to do today.

by royalcurve on Nov 5, 2008 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

And I'll send my wife over to join in the convo...

One of the suckiest things about moving this summer is that we avoided having a garden. I LOVE me some fresh tomatoes. Didn’t have but a handful of cherry toms that I bummed off a friend whose garden I was photographing…

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by PositivePaul on Nov 5, 2008 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Romaine.

If I’m going to eat a vegetable, it needs to actually be a vegetable.

by Teej on Nov 5, 2008 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

There is little worse than going to (a somewhat) nice restaurant and receiving an iceberg lettuce salad.

Sad how often this happens.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Try ordering a caesar salad in North Dakota

and let your mind boggle at the plate full of iceberg lettuce and olives you receive.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

What in the hell is wrong with people?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to say I'm a fan of the portabella sandwich.

I like it topped with sauteed red peppers and red onions, and with a bit of red oak lettuce. I just make a bit of garlic mayo and spread it on ciabata.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 5, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Funny portabella memory

The first time I tried a portabella sandwich was in the early ’90’s at some upscale kind of lunch counter in NYC. I was minding my own buisness looking at the menu when a guy sits down beside me and right away orders the portabella with roasted red peppers and balsamic dressed greens. I looked up and it’s David Byrne. I had what he was havin’.

by Hit By Pitch Brewing Company on Nov 5, 2008 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I have two go-to sandwiches that I make

Both are pretty simple, but are immeasurably enjoyable.

Sandwich A:
pastrami + dijon + garlic spread + onions + baked at 350 until crisp
It isn’t anything terribly complicated, but it’s easy and wonderful.

Tuna Fish Surprise:
Tuna fish from a can (it doesn’t have to be anything too great. Chicken of the Sea is fine) mixed with relish, dijon mustard, either garlic salt or garlic powder, olive oil, salt, and pepper. It’s a wonderful alternative to the classic variations of the tuna fish sandwich. Chopped-up apples also taste good mixed in, if you want to try that.

by katal on Nov 5, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

grapes! Good call

I’ll try that.
Curry powder also sounds like a fine addition.
Can’t wait for lunch today.

by katal on Nov 5, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

It's kind of amazing how many things curry powder improves

My wife always makes a butternut squash soup each winter – she likes it fairly simple (what I call "bland") with just a drizzle of cream on top. I add the curry powder, and marvel at the winter-y goodness of it all.

by marc w on Nov 5, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

For reasons I don't know, I have always hated curry. And I love spicy foods.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

You realize you just identified your food-krptonite to your nemesis, right?

I can’t imagine hating curry – probably my favorite food group. Thai, Indian, whatever. Love ’em.

Ok, Ok, my food nemesis? Mayo. That’s part of the reason why I’m so insistent the sandwich above MUST contain mozzarella instead (besides, it just makes way more sense).

by marc w on Nov 5, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Dammit. There's going to be curry powder in an envelope in my mailbox, isn't there?

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by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

The most delicious terrorist attack ever

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

It's mutually-assured destruction, though.

I simply wouldn’t survive a mayo-based attack. I know, he knows it, the American people know it.

Detente it is.

by marc w on Nov 5, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd be the same

I have not intentionally ingested mayonnaise in several years, and I’m pretty sure I’ve not even unintentionally ingested it. Again, with the exception of chipotle mayo because it does not taste of mayo, thus making it acceptable

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Mayonnaise is GROSS

I cannot stand it, at least in it’s native state. Chipotle mayo is acceptable, depending on the application, but plain ol’ white mayonnaise will instantly make me not eat something

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

You are my true nemesis. I love mayonaise. Love it.

Funny – isn’t weird how most nemesi(?) actually like one another, but stand firmly on either side of something?

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by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. ess puts ranch on everything.

So gross. She even dips her pizza in it.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

My fiancee does that!

I almost gagged when she started to do it. I couldn’t believe it. WTF?

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Jeanuts does that as well.

I prefer my pizza straight.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Even then, I still think it's wrong

Just makes no sense to me

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't get the ranch/buffalo chicken thing either.

Why dip something that’s already coated in a superior sauce?

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by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

It’s supposed to be hot. Ranch defeats the purpose of that heat. Don’t eat it if you can’t handle it.

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

See above

Makes me mad

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

seconded

get the mild wings if you don’t like the sting.

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by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

But not everyone feels that way, which is how blue cheese and celery got started in the first place.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

But what's the point of the wings if people use something else to negate the heat?

I just don’t understand it. It’s like buying a million dollar sports car, and never driving more than 25 miles per hour because going fast scares you

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm really not big on condiments.

Ketchup and barbecue sauce are basically the only 2 things that get on my burgers/chicken sandwiches at restaurants, unless there is a special hot sauce that goes with them (chipotle, buffalo, etc.)

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I love condiments.

Ranch, ketchup, BBQ, sirachi, the syrup left over from a jar of pears….

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes to this

I use ketchup pretty liberally when I find use for it

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate ranch

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by Corco on Nov 5, 2008 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I tend to feel this way as well

Other than dipping veggies in it, I’m off

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely not

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by Corco on Nov 5, 2008 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

how meta

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by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Kick

Ass.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea why

but your comment prompted me to go out and find this commercial.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 5, 2008 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

That ad always frightened me.

And I can’t figure out why you thought of it either!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

*isn't IT weird

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by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

This is incorrect

Put mayonnaise on almost anything and it is automatically delicious

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by Corco on Nov 5, 2008 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

For me...

….it depends on the mayo. I’m very, very picky about my mayo. Best Foods — the low-cal/low-fat variety in the light blue container – is about it for me. But I have to have it on my sandwiches.

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by PositivePaul on Nov 5, 2008 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Noooo

No Low cal/Low Fat in mayonnaise!! I agree with Best Foods though

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I can only eat light mayonnaise at home.

If I’m eating out my tolerance for decadence gets kicked up a notch, but at home regular mayo grosses me out.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 5, 2008 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

THCP sanwich.

Turkey, ham, cheddar, provo, bacon, lettuce, tomato, on either wheat or sourdough.

TO DIE FOR.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 5, 2008 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and mayo.

Though if you substitute a chipotle mayo for regular mayo, it’s also quite good.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 5, 2008 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Two words

Ham. Salad.

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by Corco on Nov 5, 2008 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

the shame of my failure returns.

I tried to find some, I really did.

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by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

don't worry

I spent weeks trying to find it up in Seattle too and never did

This by the way is reason #2 for moving to Missouri is I’ll finally be able to enjoy a delicious ham salad sandwich again

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by Corco on Nov 5, 2008 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

"Why'd you move to Missouri?"

“Sandwich”.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Steak 'n Shake too

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by Corco on Nov 5, 2008 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what that is.

I still think responding with a simple “sandwich” is better though.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Most underrated Denny's style restaurant ever

They were quickly making their way west until a few years ago, now they’re on pace to hit Seattle in roughly 2050

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by Corco on Nov 5, 2008 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish we had more restaurants up here.

I’m so sick of Jack in the Box, BK, McD’s, Wendy’s, Taco Bell, KFC.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

We don’t have any delicious regional fast food places around here- Dick’s is too small of a chain

I love going to Eastern Washington to get me some Zip’s

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by Corco on Nov 5, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

There used to be a Zip's just north of Ballard, wasn't there?

With the car on the roof? But yeah, we don’t have nearly enough regional chains. Try to find an Ivars nowadays, that’s about the only one I can think of.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Kid Valley too.

Although I’ve never really care for their food.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

They've got a Firehouse Club chicken sandwich there

Grilled chicken and Jalapeno Bacon, as well as lettuce and tomato. Mayo, too, but I always leave that part off. It’s really really good, and the Jalapeno Bacon makes the sandwich

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh, I might have to try that one.

There’s a Kidd Valley not too far south from my work. I couldn’t go there daily, but I could venture that far for lunch occasionally.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

You work in Shoreline, right?

The Kidd Valley is basically next door to my work, so I eat it sorta often. At least it makes for something different compared to the other fast food

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Right next to Ballard High, yeah

I think it’s still there.

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by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Haven't been down there in ages.

I wasn’t sure if it was torn down to make room for more condos.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

And as I’ve said before, my local choices are even more slim than that. It’s boring

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

From work I have JITB, KFC/A&W and Arby's.

Used to be a Taco Time up the road, but they closed for remodeling, then tore the entire building down. Nothing’s happened since.

Also used to be a BK up the street, but they tore that down and put in a Discount Tire (not nearly as edible).

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like a drastic remodel on the Taco Time

Same thing basically down on my stretch of Aurora, though I don’t have an Arby’s super close

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Let's see.

Start with really thin Wonder white bread. Get a good 1/2" of generic mayo on both sides of the bread. Liberal dousing of Johnny’s seasoning salt. 5-6 Iceberg lettuce leaves. 4-5 slices of Carl Buddig meats.

by Sec 108 on Nov 5, 2008 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

just make sure they're heirloom slices of Buddig meats

and shade-grown/monkey-harvested iceberg lettuce.

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by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Tiny hands, tiny knives.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

And nimble fingers.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Free range.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know why,

but the thought of free-range wonder bread cracks me up.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't support free-range Wonderbread

I want my wonderbread to be treated like veal. It’s better that way.

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by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd,

but that’s a little tan for Wonder Bread. Might be his cousin multi-grain.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Toast.

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by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey!

That’s my avatar!

by Wilder. on Nov 5, 2008 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

NHK represent!

I just got a card with a picture of Domo on it.

by brayden04 on Nov 6, 2008 1:37 AM PST up reply actions  

What's an ass-sub?

Would that be Port-of-Subs?

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by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Mmmmmm, huge sub sandwiches...

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Even better

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Rump roast sub.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Donkey meat

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Ewww.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

OOOOOO!!!

I have left over crock pot rump roast from last night. I could have a “pulled roast” sandwich for dinner!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I have these things.

Included in the leftovers from last night. I was almost thinking a nice slice of tomato might be nice, with a dash of pepper. Maybe even a dab of horseradish.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

...

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by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah Dammit now I'm really hungry

Almost time for my weekly trip to my local deli for a delicious lunch with my son

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

I'm having a Trader Joe's lunch.

It consists of Dark Chocolate covered Raisins and Banana Chips. No fast food for me today.

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by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Amen to that

I’m getting tired of fast food. I’ve been trying to ween myself off of it. I’m looking forward to my weekly deli visit today

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Sandwiches are always great

And if I’m feeling like ignoring my retreat from fast food, their fried goods are super tasty, and their Fried Chicken is the best I’ve ever had. But, today, I’m going with a sandwich I think. For some reason, I’m all of a sudden hungry for a sandwich…

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmmmmm

Dammit. I’m never going to decide what to eat today

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

tacos

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by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Go to hell, every one of you

This is one of those days where I would probably not eat until I got the bowling alley tonight at 6:30 and realized that I had not eaten all day after like my third beer. Good thing a have my kid here today and he’s grinding me about going to get lunch, because I would sit here all day thinking about what to get

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

A dozen?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You go to the new taco truck downtown? Or hit the westside one?

I’m basically in love with all of the Tacos California trucks around Olympia, and Martin, the glorious man behind them.

by marc w on Nov 5, 2008 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to.

My wife is rather scared of them, but I keep hearing nothing but good things about them.

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by PositivePaul on Nov 5, 2008 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

They make a great fried chicken sandwich down by Mt St Helens.

I can’t remember the name of the place, but it’s right of the freeway, and the sandwich is the size fo your head. It put me in a coma for about 6 hours last time I ate it.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Not much of a lunch.

But now I’m hungry too!! I brought my lunch today (garlic and herb chicken, mashed taters and broccoli), but now I want something else.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

It's enough of a lunch to hold me over until dinner.

I need to start eating less in general, I’m getting past chunky and into fat territory again.

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by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

That, and all the food I cook at home I feel obligated to eat.

And I cook a lot.

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by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

The Blue Heron Deli in Magnolia makes amazing sandwiches.

However, I just cannot justify dropping $10 on a sandwich very often.

by Sec 108 on Nov 5, 2008 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Well great. There goes my day.

Putt Base

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by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

Hey hey!

I beat the game! 37,260 points and the title, “Ess the brute.”

  1. overall in the high scores.

That game was a blast.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy Bonfire Night!

It’s sounds like the freaking blitz here right now.

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by EnglishMariner on Nov 5, 2008 11:42 AM PST reply actions  

Huh?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

One of my friends has a birthday today

I keep trying to get her to have a bonfire in Guy Fawkes’ honor, but she won’t do it. Something to do with living on the fourth floor of an apartment building. Chicken.

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by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Guy Fawkes is responsible for a multi-million pound industry,

How many other 17th century traitors can claim that?

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by EnglishMariner on Nov 5, 2008 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

We used to...

apparently early settlers adopted the Guy Fawkes traditions but used the Pope instead of the Guy. I’m glad we’ve moved on, but I still want to do a Guy Fawkes day bonfire at our place. We talk about it every year, but never do it (mostly because i’m always slammed at work).

by marc w on Nov 5, 2008 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I implore anybody with a few spare minutes to check out this thread

Bunch of random, hilarious pictures. Nothing NSFW, really, but be mindful anyway of who looks over your shoulders

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 11:51 AM PST reply actions  

Fair enough then

Sorry

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretending to be smart is fun!

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by Corco on Nov 5, 2008 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Good thing you never have to pretend.

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by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Was that pulled from the thread I posted a minute ago?

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Good. I had a long laugh while reading through that last night

I was hoping it wouldn’t be considered too NSFW, because I don’t think there’s much bad in there. Lots of laughs once it picks up steam though

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I had so much fun at prom with you that night.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This might be worse than a rickroll.

I may need new eyeballs.

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by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Newton had the longer decline phase.

Great counting stats (no pun intended), but the rate stats took a tumble when he went off into alchemy territory.
Darwin had a great, though not AS great, peak, but also didn’t really decline appreciably. Voters dig that.

by marc w on Nov 5, 2008 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It's all about peak contribution

No on remembers the guy who hit .280/.375/.525 for fifteen years, but everyone remembers the guy who hit .331/.372/.578 while winning a Gold Glove one year while leading his team to a record number of wins and then precipitously declined.

by seattlebruin on Nov 5, 2008 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, like I said, they both had amazing peaks.

I’m just speculating that voters subconsciously remember Newton’s decline phase and mark him down for it.

Think Sosa v. McGwire, but without all the steroids.

by marc w on Nov 5, 2008 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh god, I love this.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

This has always been a favorite for me

Link

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Cute.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

(Not a midget)

Made me laugh

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you!

I thought I should make that clear since he continually expounds on how much he loves midgets! Which I have to admit – what is not to love about a midget?

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You apparently

have a very untrained midget.

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that why he poops on the floor?

I thought they came pre-trained like guide dogs.

by Sec 108 on Nov 5, 2008 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

As well as a public mocking for impersonating your fiancee

With no apparent gain to be had

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, no cheating here.

She just sneaks in from work every once in a while to spy on me! ;)

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

"With no apparent gain to be had"

would be the key phrase here.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

HA HA

I don’t think he could remember my password!

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope!

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello!!

Sorry – I am in and out at work. Busy, busy. How goes it?

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

It was a crock pot roast – really nothing major. But I do love to cook. I hear you grow tomatoes. I love tomatoes ………sigh……………

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I want a greenhouse!

A big one!

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

We can build one next spring.

I’m not sure it will be to the scale you desire though.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I also hear

you like to cook – maybe have recipes to share?!

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

YES.

Greenhouse and recipes. Red Rover, Red Rover (or Thingray) send Jeanuts right over! To my house. You know, for wine and pretzels.

by royalcurve on Nov 5, 2008 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

They forgot "Random posting on favorite board". That's like 3/4 of my time.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this graph only covers actual work done.

If it was what we did the entire time we’re at the office you wouldn’t be able to see any of this information.

by BrianL on Nov 5, 2008 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

hey look baseball

Gold Glove winners announced in the NL. AL tomorrow. Cue discussion about GG relevance to real performance…….NOW

NOTE: please do not.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

Meh.

Defense is overrated (kidding).

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

God I wish we had Adrian Gonzalez.

A corner infield combination of Adrian Beltre and Adrian Gonzalez? Yes yes yes.

by BrianL on Nov 5, 2008 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Red would be driven insane with lust,

and throw his back out trying to carry two massive bobbleheads to each game.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Gonna be a long afternoon

been drinking lots of water all day, had a nice filling burrito for lunch, and still. Let this be a lesson – resist the temptation to go out to the bar for “just one more” after having consumed several beverages at home prior to departure. At least on a work night. Sounded like such a great idea, too.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

DayQuil is a great hangover reliever.

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I have never known this fact.

Might have to give it a shot.

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by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I stumbled upon it

and it has never let me down!

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably hard on the liver, but it does work.

Keep up with the water intake, and take a multi-vitamin as well.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

Treats almost all the symptoms of a hangover if you think about it.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I am living proof

I have gone many rounds with Jose Cuervo. Dayquil has never failed me!

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Sneaky hangover?

Those are the worst.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Most of my hangovers these days are creeping hangovers.

I wake up feeling okay, but by 10 or 11 in the morning (sometimes noon) I take a pretty bad dive into full-on hangover.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 5, 2008 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Odd.

Do you wake up still drunk or something?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps it's a tumor instead of a hangover.

Those mid-day tumors suck.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

IT'S NOT A TUMAH

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Lupus?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

IT'S NOT LUPUH

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR BOOTS, AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY, THIS IS NOT THE BATHROOM!!!

Steve Dunne: Linda, uh, it’s me. I had to call you. It’s about midnight. I was just having many beers. And, uh, I just wanted to say what I should have said at the dock. I fucking chickened out when I acted casual, like Mr. Casual. I should have said it. You… belong… with… me! We belong together. And what really pisses me off is that, now that we’re really talking, you thought i proposed to you only because you were pregnant. What’s that about! I mean… hey, this is not the bathroom! And you know maybe if I had said some of these things at the dock it would have made a difference because, but I think we made a big mistake because, we had good times and we had bad times, but we had times. And I would like to start over. I would like to be new to you. I want to be new to you. I want to be Mr. New. So call me back if you want to. But this is the last time I’ll call. And, if you really needed to know how I feel, how I really feel, that’s how I feel. I love you. And that’s something you should know, so I won’t bother you again. So, good night. And good bye. And call me back. Good bye.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You are truly

STRANGE!!

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

No

The fact that you can quote that much of the movie does!! LOL!! I dig that about you!

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty good, not Cameron Crowe's best

there were one too many story lines in it – there was a lot going on and it felt a bit crowded for it. But it was filmed two blocks from where I was living at the time, so there’s that.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Because why not

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I killed a man with a trident!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Where'd you get a hand grenade?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm enjoying this seamless linking of various movie quotes

Listen! Do you smell something?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ray,

if someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!!!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine was nice and subterranean until about 30 mins ago

but now it’s broken the surface, like the worm in Tremors, and wants to kill me.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm actually quite surprised mine's in that state

I don’t usually get these sneaky ones, mine are usually brutal from the get-go.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree!

If I am going to have a hangover, I am well aware of it from the moment of waking. Sometimes even prior to waking. When you are still asleep, but your head is pounding.

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you seen the iPhone synth apps?

If so, how are they? I have a friend who asked me.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

They're pretty lame to be honest.

Now what I want to get my hands on is the Korg DS-10 for the Nintendo DS.

Although I’m probably going to have to beat up PositivePaul for it because it’s going to be really hard to find.

by BrianL on Nov 5, 2008 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you, sir.

I’ll pass the word along.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

...

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv—— jealous

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Nov 5, 2008 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a good thing I have Husker Du playing right now

because that Proclaimers song is hideous. I know nothing else of theirs, so I can’t say whether they are a great group or not, but thank goodness for Husker Du.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

What Husker Du?

The only album I have of theirs is 15 Songs. I wouldn’t mind checking some more out.

by katal on Nov 5, 2008 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Warehouse: Songs And Stories

It’s pretty epic. Zen Arcade has been talked about here as well – it’s not my favorite of theirs (Warehouse is), but it is widely considered to be one of the best college-radio/alternative/whatever you want to call the genre albums ever. Candy Apple Grey is good, too, and it has the benefit of not being a double album like both Warehouse and Zen Arcade, so it’s somewhat brief.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Zen Arcade! That's what I meant! Not 15 Songs...

I’ve never heard Warehouse. I’ll check it out.

by katal on Nov 5, 2008 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Where has dpseadv been?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

Could be...

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA!

You fell off the wagon!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, quit doing that.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 5, 2008 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm a below replacement level commenter anyway.

Just filling space until spring training and the regulars get fired up again.

by dpseadv on Nov 5, 2008 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Spring training means nothing!

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

...

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

Still a favorite.

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Nov 5, 2008 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay random lame joke.

“Why did Picasso always get turned away at the Ferrari dealership?”

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“Because he was really well hung.”

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by PositivePaul on Nov 5, 2008 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

I hope not

(I laughed though)

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't see the image for some reason

but statler and waldorf, I assume?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Well done

The only others that would have fit was Dr. Teeth and his band

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew they had names, have never been able to remember them.

My college room mate and I were these guys. It was weird, but whenever we hung out it just clicked.

by dpseadv on Nov 5, 2008 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm.

Statler and Waldorf are one of those things that you absolutely must remember the name of. Sorta like uvula. Remembering these two things have scored me a lot of points…

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Nov 5, 2008 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Christmas list with a bullet: Muppet Show episodes.

Everything else that’s ever been on TV is being boxed in DVD, probably a safe assumption the Muppet Show has been. These guys, the Swedish Chef, and Beaker. I’ve often thought there was something kind of wrong with the scientist guy, and Beaker always getting blown up.

by dpseadv on Nov 5, 2008 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

They used to sell the 3-packs at Costco...

…so I know the DVDs are around.

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Nov 5, 2008 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It Stinks

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Repeatedly

I’ve spent much of the day watching The Real Ghostbusters today with my son. He loves it

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Metal Church

That is a blast from the past for me!

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I know it

I haven’t listened to them regularly in forever, but “highway star” came up on my ipod just now and it’s awesome.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 5, 2008 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

So while waiting for the new computer to get here, I decided to install Linux(Ubuntu) on this old 40 GB HD I found laying around.

I think I’m gonna leave it on here and use this old system as my play around test system. It’s been over 5 years since I seriously messed around with Linux. I’m officially not going to be getting any work done for the next 2-3 weeks.

by Goose on Nov 5, 2008 3:41 PM PST reply actions  

I don't know what kind of emotional floodgates yesterday opened

But I just cried for a good five minutes about an email a friend sent. His cat died yesterday and I had never even met this cat. I fear for my stability.

by royalcurve on Nov 5, 2008 3:48 PM PST reply actions  

It's ok

I cried yesterday too, it was dumb, but I am over it now.

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

No

But today is a half moon

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That bummed me out too,

but the election being over cheered me back up. Not being political, just happy the political ads are off the radio and TV.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 5, 2008 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes to the election being behind us

I’ve watched basically no tv the last few weeks because of them

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree in full.

It’s great not having to deal with all of the negativity surrounding the election anymore.

by BrianL on Nov 5, 2008 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that really put me down

And in addition I received an email from a customer yesterday stating that they would never, ever buy a car from my dealership because of how poorly she was treated. The owner was at the store on Monday, and instead of letting my manager make me an easy deal for this lady, instead he (the owner) decided to show off and write up her deal. She wanted a $250 payment on the car she was buying. It was an $11,000 car, and she had $500 down. He made me go tell her it was $400 per month, and that she had to give us $3,500 down payment to get that. She left the dealership while yelling at me out the door of her car. Fucking owner…

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

My sales manager was pissed. I mean, that should have been the easiest deal we’ve ever had to do. The owner sold cars in the 70’s and 80’s, and has been a store owner since the 90’s. He doesn’t seem to realize that things are drastically different than they were back then, and you can’t use the exact same tactics to sell cars

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I know what you mean.

The owner at Mills established the place back in the 70s, back when the only competition was other local stores like Cascade or Kennelly. Now with internet retailers like Sam Ash and Woodwind Brasswind, we have to do things a lot differently. The owner still seems to believe the acceptable margin is still what it was back in 1977 when in reality, it’s much smaller today.

by BrianL on Nov 5, 2008 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. He never even pulled up the computer to see any numbers

He just wrote out the figures and told me how to show it to them (which I’ve been doing for 4 years, and haven’t forgotten). Seriously, an $11,000 with $3,500 down does not get a payment of $400 for 48 months. God that pissed me off

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

And it would have been a good paying deal for me, which makes it all that much worse

Multiple win-win: Customer gets exactly what they want, I sell a car, and make some money in the process (which is tough enough these days)

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Not at all

He just works car deals like you would expect from somebody who sold cars in the “heyday” of the 70’s and 80’s, where you could treat customers like that because what could they do about it. He’s not even mean about the way he’d do that. In fact, he’s more of the overly generous type that makes you think he’s your best friend while selling the car. That’s all fine, but people these days are educated, and can’t be handled that way when it comes to numbers

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

With the availability of information via KBB and the ability to gauge the market from Craigslist

you really can’t get away with that stuff at all. Consumers as a whole are for more aware now than they were 30-40 years ago.

by BrianL on Nov 5, 2008 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

And when somebody walks in with a completely reasonable offer, don’t fight it. Times are tough enough right now without us making things any harder

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That sucks

I hate it when the ones you bust your ass for basically do you in the ass. Fuckers

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I've never had one of my customers say anything unkind to me

Four years of sales, and never an issue with it. Until this happened, because I had no way to deflect it. The customer told me exactly what she wanted to do to buy the car, and this was one of those 1% of the time scenarios where what the customer wants is actually simple and feasible on both sides. I tell all of this to the sales manager, and then the owner swooped in and fucked it all up. Thank god he is normally never at the store because I would have quit

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That was sad

I have pictures of a group of us with him outside the Billy Joel concert. He was a nice man.

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Is she over it?

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, I just got myself caught up in there

That’s some funny stuff. I’m excited that he plans on coming, because he’s seems like a fun dude. Plus, I can meet everybody else that plans on attending

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I read in a magazine that

it should never take more than 10 minutes to take a crap, otherwise you are risking injury.

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

No kidding.

What a waste of time otherwise

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It is a good excuse to hide

from the children or annoying people.

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by Jeanuts on Nov 5, 2008 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I call it "bible time."

Because I could read an entire bible during the process. I am apparently 84 years old.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 6, 2008 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Demo hooked you, eh?

Same here. I can’t stop playing it. It’s fantastic

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 5, 2008 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm playing the demo right now.

Pretty sweet. I’m swamped with RB2, Fallout, Gears 2 on Friday, and NBA 2K9, so I’ll probably wait a couple months for Mirror’s Edge.

by Teej on Nov 5, 2008 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

In today's Zero Punctuation

Yahtzee reviews Dead Space.

Oh God I can’t wait for him to do Fable 2. The first Fable was what started him on ZP.

by BrianL on Nov 5, 2008 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

Did we lose a couple of Diaries?

Or am I just losing it? (I don’t discount the possibility of a mixture.)

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 5, 2008 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

Excellent I've got this gif thing down.

Find a video/DVD to rip, cut video segment using Media Coder, convert to MPEG1 with Total Video Converter, crop and export as gif with VirtualDub.

by BrianL on Nov 5, 2008 7:56 PM PST reply actions  

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