1. Spending the day/feast with good friends.
2. Outside of turkey or ham, I’d have to say green bean casserole.
3. Drinking.
4. 100%. Daily.

I just found JI’s 7th grade dictionary! No WONDER he can’t spell!

1. Going to the bar by our house for Thanksgiving dinner because my wife gets home late tonight and we can’t be bothered to cook.
2. Stuffing. Or gravy.
3. Drinking.
4. My wife’s seen me embarrass myself while drunk a lot, and that’s the only family I’ll be seeing tomorrow, so 0%.

1. Hosting my wife’s side of the family in our new house. With our new dining room table that I earned my man card back assembling late Sunday night.
2. My wife’s sweet potato & red onion recipe. Or Stove Top Stuffing. Can’t decide.
3. This year, we’re going for dessert to our real estate agent’s house.
4. 15%. Since we’re hosting, I might take that second or third glass of wine. But drinking too much wine just puts me to sleep, so combine that with the turkey, and I’ll more likely fall asleep on the couch.

1. Going to my mom’s house. And then after dinner, heading to work.
2.Cranberry sauce. And ham.
3. No.
4.Have to work that night, so zero.

1. Going to Kirkland for a bash that my uncle co-hosts with his partner. Helping prepare the big-ticket items.
2. I honestly don’t like this holiday. But homemade mashed ‘tatoes make up for quite a bit.
3. I have never celebrated Thanksgiving up here. I did see a game of Apples to Apples on the coffee table?
4. Um, they don’t really drink. I always thought holidays would be more fun if my family had alcohol infused get-togethers.

Yeah…I’m not really looking forward to tomorrow…

1. No plans, really. Mom had hand surgery Monday, so I’ll be in charge of food pickup. I’ll also probably catch a movie with my fiancee and her family earlier in the day
2. Favorite food has to be the simple answer of turkey with homemade mashed potatoes and gravy
3. I don’t believe my family has any after dinner plans, but if it isn’t raining we’ll likely light up the fire pit at Mom’s house and get a 6 foot flame going, as is the usual on Thursdays. This fire will also include plenty of drinking, so…
4. Low odds that I get drunk and make an ass of myself, simply because the rest of the family will also be drunk (or, in Mom’s case, heavily dosed on pain meds from her hand surgery)
So, good times all around

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1. Down to Mom and Dad’s place in Federal Way as always.
2. My wife’s Pecan Pie. Not even close.
3. No plans. In my younger days all my pals would meet up after to get wasted.
4. I usually drink little at my folks place due to the drive home afterward.

1. The family’s at my place, so there’ll be a lot of avoiding the kitchen.
2. This is the rare time of year you actually get dark turkey meat. Yay drumsticks!
3. No plans here either. Let’s bowl, bidges.
4. 0%. I don’t drink at home.

Is there any reason a resume should not be in TNR font?

but holy jebus Pleased To Meet Me is a stellar fucking album. Haven’t listened to it all the way through in years, but I just got the one with all the bonus-track goodness on it, and OH MY GOD THIS RECORD RULES.

1. Going up to L.A. to spend a few days with the girlfriend’s mom, whose days are numbered. Small gathering, which is always my preference. I like my Thanksgivings to be extremely quiet and personal. I just want to go somewhere and eat and watch football and avoid drama. I can’t do the whole having-30-family-members-over thing.
2. Mashed potatoes are the greatest food on earth.
3. Sleep and drink, I imagine.
4. Odds of getting drunk — 100. Odds of embarrassing myself — 5. If the Seahawks were actually in contention and playing a meaningful game tomorrow, the latter number would skyrocket.

1. Roll into Olympia half an hour before dinner, hide in the den and watch football as long as possible, hang out with my sister and hope that no one brings up politics. Eat, say “geez, I better get going because I have to work tomorrow and traffic is going to be a bear.” Come home and try to wash the scent of my extended family off of my soul.
2. Mashed potatoes because it’s the only thing anyone can make without screwing up.
3. Sit around and talk about how horrible everyone’s life is.
4. Drinking at family functions is strictly forbidden, which is annoying because nothing makes me want to drink more than my extended family >:(

Another certain death doughnut sandwich:

Doughnut, bacon, egg, burger.