Tuesdays With Sean Green

by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 25, 2008 2:59 PM PST in Miscellaneous

Man: Hey, Sean. What's the word?

Hi.

Man: What've you been up to these last couple days?

Errands.

Man: Yeah, it's a good time to run errands.

Man: So what kinds of errands did you run?

Shopping.

Man: You went shopping? What for?

Cups.

Man: Cups? Why cups?

We were out of cups.

This potentially regular feature is currently in the experimental stages.

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Okay, this one is fucking hilarious.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 25, 2008 3:00 PM PST reply actions

it's absurdist minimalism, isn't it?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 25, 2008 3:01 PM PST reply actions

This is better than the first one

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by Corco on Nov 25, 2008 3:07 PM PST reply actions

Agreed

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Nov 25, 2008 3:09 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah, although "Grey Cat" was pretty solid.

Furcal

by JI on Nov 25, 2008 3:10 PM PST up reply actions

i loved grey cat

this is quite good as well

by Woodinville_12thMan on Nov 25, 2008 7:11 PM PST up reply actions

Pilots are often underwhelming

by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 25, 2008 3:11 PM PST up reply actions

And orange

Furcal

by JI on Nov 25, 2008 3:14 PM PST up reply actions

You should cancel this before it starts to go downhill

by Dewey N on Nov 25, 2008 4:00 PM PST up reply actions

Once Ted McGinley makes a guest appearance as Green's roommate it's over

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 25, 2008 4:02 PM PST up reply actions

I'm just waiting for Green's cousin Oliver to be introduced

I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"

by mem on Nov 25, 2008 4:06 PM PST up reply actions

And then Vincent Price can show up with a haunted tiki god for Green

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 25, 2008 4:10 PM PST up reply actions

In season three Green and Man become part of a twisted love triangle

by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 25, 2008 4:03 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

How twisted?

Bea Arthur? Abigail Breslin? Fran Drescher?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 25, 2008 4:06 PM PST up reply actions

Love pentagon?

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 25, 2008 4:07 PM PST up reply actions

Woman

Furcal

by JI on Nov 25, 2008 4:12 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs

If all these dialogues are just the dreams of some retarded kid I'ma be hella pissed

by Dewey N on Nov 25, 2008 4:14 PM PST up reply actions

Tell that to the guy who was flying with Cory Lidle

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Nov 25, 2008 8:22 PM PST up reply actions

Weeeee

These are great, and I look forward to them. Jeff, between this and the last post (Buyer’s Market) you have taken my lousy, boring day and made me laugh

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 25, 2008 3:17 PM PST reply actions

Yeah I like it.

It provides way more entertainment value than it should. Also, I assume Jeff spends only a modest amount of time on these segments. I hope. Good value for time.

Can't wait for Ruskell to knock this one out of the park.

by abender20 on Nov 25, 2008 4:03 PM PST reply actions