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OTPOTD: I can drink you under the table, but I bowl like your grandma edition

12839274_l_tiny by kevin_ess on

I met a great amount of LL people tonight, and I'll tell you, they were all more attractive than Jeff, Graham, and Mathew combined.  We had a great night of bowling and drinking, and drinking, and drin-wait--- was that just me?? 

To all there, you were gracious and awesome.  What a great night.  Here's to putting my shirt into a bra-like status in order to get a strike.  And fuck you all.  Tomorrow is going to suck.  The great part about this off-top??  I won't even be around to see it until late tomorrow.

And royalcurve made those goddamned tatertots with bacon.  Holy mackerel, they were tasty.

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Amen to above...including the bowl like your grandma part

Great night, awesome to meet some of y’all-
If you didn’t come, you shoulda

Good to get a kickstart to tomorrow’s drinking bash (drinking now haha) though some of the newspaper articles about Apple Cup are quite amusing

by Smith18 on Nov 22, 2008 12:01 AM PST   0 recs

UR GAY.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 12:09 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

N00b.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 12:09 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Groovy

and I saw your complaint about me not adding you on facebook. Find me, it’s easy. Look for the picture of a 4 year old with a hawk holding an assault rifle

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 9:35 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I've already friend requested you.

Also, that should have said I have great records FOR you.

by acblue on Nov 22, 2008 12:10 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Going to bed now - Have fun you dirty fucks.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 12:12 AM PST   0 recs

Just bought the Guitar Hero World Tour Bundle.

Not sure if I am beating a dead horse here, but I like it so far. Anyone else have it, or Rock Band 2?

by Fin on Nov 22, 2008 2:34 AM PST   0 recs

I have GHWT for Wii

It is great fun.

I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"

by mem on Nov 22, 2008 11:16 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I'm an idiot

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Nov 22, 2008 2:41 AM PST   0 recs

So Corco, maybe put up a comment first thing

Even if it’s just to say hi, then head back to bed. Do some people a favor eh?

by dpseadv on Nov 22, 2008 3:26 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Corcalive

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Nov 22, 2008 7:47 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Good news

now don’t ever do that again. Like ac I have also lost friends to that shot. No good, so I hope you learned better

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 9:37 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I learned my lesson

that felt like shit even when I was drunk/high it was like fuck that dude this is stupid and I may be drunk now but you’re right

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Nov 22, 2008 12:44 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Woo unemployment woo!

I think I may have a job by 12/1 but nothing’s etched in stone yet.

by Gomez on Nov 22, 2008 7:53 AM PST   0 recs

Pimp.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 12:00 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Office pimp?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:00 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Speaking of pimps

You. Those cd’s are both awesome. Yours is great, and I love the sound. The other one is growing on me, though I’m only a couple songs in after listening on the way to work

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:03 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Hey, thanks!

What little I’ve listened to those CDs you gave me sound pretty damn good as well! Nothing like I had imagined. Much heavier and better.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 1:10 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Glad you like them.

They are one of those bands that I feel like an idiot for only just recently having heard, knowing that they’ve been rocking their shit for like 8 years.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 1:13 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Admin assistant and office temp

I took this previous gig looking to eventually crosstrain for technical writing or copy editing, except it didn’t last long enough.

by Gomez on Nov 22, 2008 12:58 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I did it before in Vegas

I’ve never tried here in WA, though I’m eligible, mainly because I found it more worth my time to just go and get a job. My agency also likes playing technicality cards to deny me anyway: right after I leave my last gig, they’ll call me and offer a really shitty assignment they know I won’t take (bad pay, far away, shitty work environment and job duties, etc.), so the state will deny me for turning down work.

by Gomez on Nov 22, 2008 2:46 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Yeah know whats a fun conversation?(well 70% fun, 30% sad really)

When you stop by a Safeway to pick up some butter and when you get in the checking line, you notice the cashier is a chick you knew from high school.This chick was immensely popular in school and was (is) extremely hot. The kind of chick that wouldn’t of given you the time of day back in school. It’s your turn in line and the following conversation happens.

Chick: Oh hey! How’s it going [insert name]? Long time no see.
Me: Going pretty good [insert name], how about you?
Chick:Oh you know, working.
Me:Yeah, I hear that. Just getting off work myself.
Chick: Really? What do you do?
Pays for butter
Me:Oh, I’m[insert successful job/career].
Chick(impressed):Oh cool. How much does a job like that pay?
Me:[insert decent wage here]
Chick:Sounds like you’ve done pretty well for yourself since High School.
Me:Eh. Not bad I guess. How about you? How’s life been treating you since school?
Chick(disappointed):Oh…yeah know. Just kinda doing stuff here and other things. It pays the bills.
Me:Yeah….that it does.
Awkward pause………
Me:Well….it was nice seeing you again.
Chick:Yeah, talk to yeah later.
Grabs change and butter, leaves

Turns out popularity and good looks doesn’t usually work as well in the real world. Fancy that.

by Goose on Nov 22, 2008 8:07 AM PST   0 recs

My 10 year reunion was a year ago

No way in hell was I going anywhere near those people. And yeah, my friends turned out mostly alright, but all the hip kids… heh, well….

by Gomez on Nov 22, 2008 9:11 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I was never unpopular or popular in high school.

Everyone knew me, but I didn’t give a crap about any sort of status. Those I know that did have all moved on to great things like scrap booking while their husband is at work, or putting the meat in those Jack In The Box tacos. Then again, I’m not rich either.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 10:03 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Rich does not

define. At least you are interesting, funny and still don’t care what people think!!! Not do mention goodlooking as that feels redundant at this point. :)

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:05 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

You just described me

I had 3 close friends I spent my time with. Everybody knew who I was, but I never went out of my way to hang with them. Now I also see them working at safeway and the like.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 10:20 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I had three close friends too....

two of them are still my best friends to this day. The other one became a crackhead, which explains why I don’t hang with her anymore. I never really cared if I was popular or not and I got along with everyone. I was the smart one, so anyone who needed help with the classwork came to me and so I was pretty much known to everyone.

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:49 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Best advice I was ever given: revenge is living a good life.

Ok I exaggerate, but that was some pretty good advice.
Kind of the same story, two most popular and hottest chicks, one went the crackhead/prostitute in Alaska route, the other wound up with skin cancer reconstructed face route (had the BEST TAN EVER in HS).

by dpseadv on Nov 22, 2008 3:52 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Bahahaha

I’ve been there. Haha awkward.

by brayden04 on Nov 23, 2008 10:44 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Umm, kevin. Your sexy people seperation anxiety is palpable in these tags.

I do believe Matthew is traveling, which I failed to mention in my post yesterday.

I also am fairly sure Graham taking a bus from downtown to the Highlands may have been a bit much to ask.

That being said it was a pleasure to meet you and your boy. Hell it was a pleasure to meet all of you.

by Sec 108 on Nov 22, 2008 8:51 AM PST   0 recs

I really want to sleep with Mathew and Graham.

I was afraid to say it until last night, when I realized you guys are gay too.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 10:03 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Have you met kevin yet?

I looked all night for it, but I was unable to find the off switch.

by Sec 108 on Nov 22, 2008 11:03 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

It exists only in the late of night.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 11:55 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

If only I hated my job enough

to give an exit assessment like this.

by Gomez on Nov 22, 2008 9:10 AM PST   0 recs

What's up everybody?

I hope all the bowling participants are feeling well after last night. I was a little slow out of bed, but good now. I had to be up for work at 7. Good times had by all though, and definitely something we need to do again, with even more people maybe.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 9:46 AM PST   0 recs

Oh and dammit I forgot my laptop at home today

What a pain in the ass.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 9:50 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Thanks!

I had a great time and it was awesome to meet everyone. I will try to get the pics up later today.

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 9:53 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

How many pictures did you end up taking?

I can’t wait to see them

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 9:57 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I don't know

how many. Just sent the youngest boy to the car to bring in the camera. I know I took quite a few (or I thought I did)

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:00 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Seemed like you were, for sure

I never even bothered to see what and who you were shooting after a while. It’ll be fun to look through and see everything that was going on

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 10:01 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I took 50

pics, but I am not all of them are great. Still – some are good. I did not get Keviness with his shirt in bra mode. I saw the action, but could not get to the camera in time!!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:03 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Jeanuts and Thingray are awesome, and not shy at all.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 10:05 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Who claimed

that I was shy? I don’t have a shy bone in my body!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:11 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

No, but your boy claims to.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 11:56 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I bowl like Keviness's Gramma

But my ball smells great!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 9:54 AM PST   0 recs

Mmmmmmm, bubble gum

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 9:56 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Bacon wrapped tater tots

Are manna from heaven. A gift from the Gods. Should be at the top of every tasty snack or kick ass appetizer list.
Thanks to RC for bringing us that treat when she was feeling so yucky.

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 9:57 AM PST   0 recs

You speak the truth

And RC was definitely great for playing through the pain of illness to provide us those delicious treats

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 10:00 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I'm not hung over, which worries me.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 10:06 AM PST   0 recs

I'm not either

and I should be. Bonus!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:10 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I feel like a million bucks, actually

kinda nice, and I’m definitely not complaining

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 10:25 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I am with you

no complaints. There is nothing worse than the night where you have like two drinks and are hungover as all hell.

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:51 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Given that I had to be up so early

I did alright for myself. By time I got settled in at home I was ready to sleep, so that worked well. I was severely buzzed by then, but I stumbled out of bed when I needed to, and was on time today which is all that counts

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 10:55 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

So in my travels last night I found part of 2r2l's quest.

There was a latino short person (that’s hispanic midget for you un-pc types) handing out porn cards on the strip. Unfortunately he was surly and wouldn’t allow me to take a picture with him.

But it was awesome, he would hold the cards almost straight up in the air to get them to flicking height.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 10:11 AM PST   0 recs

Thingray is going to be jealous

A hispanic Midget!!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:13 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Silas is Awesome!

He was such a good boy and he is a very cool little dude!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:12 AM PST   0 recs

Thanks to everyone

who smelled our balls!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:21 AM PST   0 recs