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OTPOTD: I can drink you under the table, but I bowl like your grandma edition

12839274_l_tiny by kevin_ess on Comment 430 comments

I met a great amount of LL people tonight, and I'll tell you, they were all more attractive than Jeff, Graham, and Mathew combined.  We had a great night of bowling and drinking, and drinking, and drin-wait--- was that just me?? 

To all there, you were gracious and awesome.  What a great night.  Here's to putting my shirt into a bra-like status in order to get a strike.  And fuck you all.  Tomorrow is going to suck.  The great part about this off-top??  I won't even be around to see it until late tomorrow.

And royalcurve made those goddamned tatertots with bacon.  Holy mackerel, they were tasty.

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Amen to above...including the bowl like your grandma part

Great night, awesome to meet some of y’all-
If you didn’t come, you shoulda

Good to get a kickstart to tomorrow’s drinking bash (drinking now haha) though some of the newspaper articles about Apple Cup are quite amusing

by Smith18 on Nov 22, 2008 12:01 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

UR GAY.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 12:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

N00b.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 12:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Groovy

and I saw your complaint about me not adding you on facebook. Find me, it’s easy. Look for the picture of a 4 year old with a hawk holding an assault rifle

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 9:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I've already friend requested you.

Also, that should have said I have great records FOR you.

by acblue on Nov 22, 2008 12:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Going to bed now - Have fun you dirty fucks.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 12:12 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Just bought the Guitar Hero World Tour Bundle.

Not sure if I am beating a dead horse here, but I like it so far. Anyone else have it, or Rock Band 2?

by Fin on Nov 22, 2008 2:34 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I have GHWT for Wii

It is great fun.

I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"

by mem on Nov 22, 2008 11:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm an idiot

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Nov 22, 2008 2:41 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

So Corco, maybe put up a comment first thing

Even if it’s just to say hi, then head back to bed. Do some people a favor eh?

by dpseadv on Nov 22, 2008 3:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Corcalive

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Nov 22, 2008 7:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Good news

now don’t ever do that again. Like ac I have also lost friends to that shot. No good, so I hope you learned better

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 9:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I learned my lesson

that felt like shit even when I was drunk/high it was like fuck that dude this is stupid and I may be drunk now but you’re right

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Nov 22, 2008 12:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Woo unemployment woo!

I think I may have a job by 12/1 but nothing’s etched in stone yet.

by Gomez on Nov 22, 2008 7:53 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Pimp.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 12:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Office pimp?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of pimps

You. Those cd’s are both awesome. Yours is great, and I love the sound. The other one is growing on me, though I’m only a couple songs in after listening on the way to work

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, thanks!

What little I’ve listened to those CDs you gave me sound pretty damn good as well! Nothing like I had imagined. Much heavier and better.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 1:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Glad you like them.

They are one of those bands that I feel like an idiot for only just recently having heard, knowing that they’ve been rocking their shit for like 8 years.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 1:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Admin assistant and office temp

I took this previous gig looking to eventually crosstrain for technical writing or copy editing, except it didn’t last long enough.

by Gomez on Nov 22, 2008 12:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I did it before in Vegas

I’ve never tried here in WA, though I’m eligible, mainly because I found it more worth my time to just go and get a job. My agency also likes playing technicality cards to deny me anyway: right after I leave my last gig, they’ll call me and offer a really shitty assignment they know I won’t take (bad pay, far away, shitty work environment and job duties, etc.), so the state will deny me for turning down work.

by Gomez on Nov 22, 2008 2:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah know whats a fun conversation?(well 70% fun, 30% sad really)

When you stop by a Safeway to pick up some butter and when you get in the checking line, you notice the cashier is a chick you knew from high school.This chick was immensely popular in school and was (is) extremely hot. The kind of chick that wouldn’t of given you the time of day back in school. It’s your turn in line and the following conversation happens.

Chick: Oh hey! How’s it going [insert name]? Long time no see.
Me: Going pretty good [insert name], how about you?
Chick:Oh you know, working.
Me:Yeah, I hear that. Just getting off work myself.
Chick: Really? What do you do?
Pays for butter
Me:Oh, I’m[insert successful job/career].
Chick(impressed):Oh cool. How much does a job like that pay?
Me:[insert decent wage here]
Chick:Sounds like you’ve done pretty well for yourself since High School.
Me:Eh. Not bad I guess. How about you? How’s life been treating you since school?
Chick(disappointed):Oh…yeah know. Just kinda doing stuff here and other things. It pays the bills.
Me:Yeah….that it does.
Awkward pause………
Me:Well….it was nice seeing you again.
Chick:Yeah, talk to yeah later.
Grabs change and butter, leaves

Turns out popularity and good looks doesn’t usually work as well in the real world. Fancy that.

by Goose on Nov 22, 2008 8:07 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

My 10 year reunion was a year ago

No way in hell was I going anywhere near those people. And yeah, my friends turned out mostly alright, but all the hip kids… heh, well….

by Gomez on Nov 22, 2008 9:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was never unpopular or popular in high school.

Everyone knew me, but I didn’t give a crap about any sort of status. Those I know that did have all moved on to great things like scrap booking while their husband is at work, or putting the meat in those Jack In The Box tacos. Then again, I’m not rich either.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 10:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Rich does not

define. At least you are interesting, funny and still don’t care what people think!!! Not do mention goodlooking as that feels redundant at this point. :)

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You just described me

I had 3 close friends I spent my time with. Everybody knew who I was, but I never went out of my way to hang with them. Now I also see them working at safeway and the like.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I had three close friends too....

two of them are still my best friends to this day. The other one became a crackhead, which explains why I don’t hang with her anymore. I never really cared if I was popular or not and I got along with everyone. I was the smart one, so anyone who needed help with the classwork came to me and so I was pretty much known to everyone.

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Best advice I was ever given: revenge is living a good life.

Ok I exaggerate, but that was some pretty good advice.
Kind of the same story, two most popular and hottest chicks, one went the crackhead/prostitute in Alaska route, the other wound up with skin cancer reconstructed face route (had the BEST TAN EVER in HS).

by dpseadv on Nov 22, 2008 3:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bahahaha

I’ve been there. Haha awkward.

by brayden04 on Nov 23, 2008 10:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Umm, kevin. Your sexy people seperation anxiety is palpable in these tags.

I do believe Matthew is traveling, which I failed to mention in my post yesterday.

I also am fairly sure Graham taking a bus from downtown to the Highlands may have been a bit much to ask.

That being said it was a pleasure to meet you and your boy. Hell it was a pleasure to meet all of you.

by Sec 108 on Nov 22, 2008 8:51 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I really want to sleep with Mathew and Graham.

I was afraid to say it until last night, when I realized you guys are gay too.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 10:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Have you met kevin yet?

I looked all night for it, but I was unable to find the off switch.

by Sec 108 on Nov 22, 2008 11:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It exists only in the late of night.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 11:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What's up everybody?

I hope all the bowling participants are feeling well after last night. I was a little slow out of bed, but good now. I had to be up for work at 7. Good times had by all though, and definitely something we need to do again, with even more people maybe.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 9:46 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Oh and dammit I forgot my laptop at home today

What a pain in the ass.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 9:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!

I had a great time and it was awesome to meet everyone. I will try to get the pics up later today.

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 9:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How many pictures did you end up taking?

I can’t wait to see them

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 9:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

how many. Just sent the youngest boy to the car to bring in the camera. I know I took quite a few (or I thought I did)

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Seemed like you were, for sure

I never even bothered to see what and who you were shooting after a while. It’ll be fun to look through and see everything that was going on

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 10:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I took 50

pics, but I am not all of them are great. Still – some are good. I did not get Keviness with his shirt in bra mode. I saw the action, but could not get to the camera in time!!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Jeanuts and Thingray are awesome, and not shy at all.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 10:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Who claimed

that I was shy? I don’t have a shy bone in my body!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, but your boy claims to.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 11:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I bowl like Keviness's Gramma

But my ball smells great!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 9:54 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Mmmmmmm, bubble gum

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 9:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bacon wrapped tater tots

Are manna from heaven. A gift from the Gods. Should be at the top of every tasty snack or kick ass appetizer list.
Thanks to RC for bringing us that treat when she was feeling so yucky.

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 9:57 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

You speak the truth

And RC was definitely great for playing through the pain of illness to provide us those delicious treats

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 10:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not hung over, which worries me.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 10:06 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm not either

and I should be. Bonus!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like a million bucks, actually

kinda nice, and I’m definitely not complaining

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 10:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am with you

no complaints. There is nothing worse than the night where you have like two drinks and are hungover as all hell.

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Given that I had to be up so early

I did alright for myself. By time I got settled in at home I was ready to sleep, so that worked well. I was severely buzzed by then, but I stumbled out of bed when I needed to, and was on time today which is all that counts

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So in my travels last night I found part of 2r2l's quest.

There was a latino short person (that’s hispanic midget for you un-pc types) handing out porn cards on the strip. Unfortunately he was surly and wouldn’t allow me to take a picture with him.

But it was awesome, he would hold the cards almost straight up in the air to get them to flicking height.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 10:11 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Thingray is going to be jealous

A hispanic Midget!!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Silas is Awesome!

He was such a good boy and he is a very cool little dude!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:12 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Thanks to everyone

who smelled our balls!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:21 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Guh-roossssss

I’ll have to track down some of the other ones they have that smell, like the grape and fruit punch ones

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 10:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They have one

That smells like laundry detergent. It was sad because it is a really cool blue color, but smells horrible.

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think I remember that

It was a nice color, though it didn’t smell terrible. Just not like yummy food

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

True

it wasn’t horrible, it didn’t smell like poop or anything, but it was kind of overly perfumey smelling.

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 22, 2008 10:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yay, I suppose

What a depressing article. No east coast bias anymore though, we’re in the national news baby!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he lives near auburn, or at least used to

I used to sell vacuum door to door, and ended up at his place by chance. I recognized him, and he signed my stain remover bottle. Cool dude

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 10:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

For the first time in my life I am contemplating not watching the game.

It is somewhat nice outside and heading to the park sounds like a far more entertaining use of my time.

by Sec 108 on Nov 22, 2008 11:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How could you want to not watch two winless teams on the last day of the season?

That’s a dream game that comes along once in a lifetime.

Furcal

by JI on Nov 22, 2008 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can always watch it later if I want to.

I always prefer doing something on nice days over sitting on the couch watching sports.

by Sec 108 on Nov 22, 2008 11:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Being a couch potato is not necessary to be a Mariner fan.

Besides I’ve said it many times before on this site. I prefer to go to games in person over watching on TV.

If I am not going to a game I would rather be doing something. Keeps me from getting fat.

by Sec 108 on Nov 22, 2008 2:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit, the Apple Cup is on TV in San Diego!

This is great news, despite the quality of the product on the field.

by Teej on Nov 22, 2008 11:32 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Why would they show it in San Diego?

Haha! There’s really nothing at stake besides rep and all that…i just hope it’s a good game!

by Smith18 on Nov 22, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Must not be anything else on? I have no idea.

There have been years when the game actually kinda mattered, and the didn’t show it. Maybe they just want everyone to see something hilarious.

by Teej on Nov 22, 2008 11:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's FSN's national game.

Rivalry and all, though I’m sure they’re kicking themselves over it

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit, I just wanna bowl again, even though I'm terrible.

The last thing I wanna do is watch this [COATHANGER] of a football game.

by James F'n X on Nov 22, 2008 11:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Too bad I'm working today, or we could go roll a couple games

I’d much rather do that than working

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 11:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

I’m terrible as well and I think I have gotten more terrible from when I was a kid but it is a lot more fun than I project this game’s gonna be

by Smith18 on Nov 22, 2008 11:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

105-80?

Is this even possible outside of bad matchups in college?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 11:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Blazers vs the Bulls on Wensday was 116-74

We had something like 9 guys with 10 or more points, while only 2 bulls scored in double digits, the highest scoring 11

54!

by joof on Nov 22, 2008 4:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA

That’s kinda funny

by Smith18 on Nov 22, 2008 11:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck OKC

now I’m just worried that they’re going to win the lottery and luck into Blake Griffin to play with Durant, Green and Russ and fuck the rest of the league for the next ten years =(

by seattlebruin on Nov 22, 2008 1:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just like Seattle.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 24, 2008 8:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So am I the only one stuck at work today?

I have a feeling that it’s going to be slow here today, because it’s the last weekend before thanksgiving. Everybody is probably prepping their homes for thursday.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:01 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm stuck in LV with no work.

I’d rather have the work.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You forgot blow.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Kevin, is that you?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Waaahahahah

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 1:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hookers < bacon.

Everything’s better with bacon… not so with hookers.

by James F'n X on Nov 22, 2008 12:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Next BOTD?

Bacon wrapped hookers!

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have to work tonight.

But yea, I know what you mean, I hope it’s slow.

by Fin on Nov 22, 2008 12:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd actually rather be busy, because I only get paid to sell

But if it’s going to be slow, I want it to be SLOW

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like being busy.

I get bored. Though I have popped in on LL threads @ work which can help a slow day

by Smith18 on Nov 22, 2008 12:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sitting at my desk and doing this on my cell phone.

I’m bored. I want to sell a car. I wish I had brought my laptop today, because LL sucks on cell phones

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LL doesnt even work on my cell phone

Something about uninstalling cookies

by Smith18 on Nov 22, 2008 12:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

On the ipod touch, and I guess iphone, it automatically goes to the mobile.lookoutlanding.com

And you can’t read fanposts or post comments. You can do the full version to, but it is harder to scan through the page. So if you are in the mood to read one of Jeff’s or Matthew’s well articulated analysis on the fly, then the mobile page works perfectly.

by Fin on Nov 22, 2008 2:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I could

it loads really fast, I don’t see why they couldn’t get it up and running. I have a nokia running symbian so I can do the full version of the page, but it’s tough to navigate

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't get called in

I usually do get a lot of weekends…on one hand almost wish I did and could just come home and see the results of this damn game and fast forward through it on tivo

by Smith18 on Nov 22, 2008 12:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So I had one of those totally-out-of-proportion-to-the-amount-you-drank hangovers this morning.

Turns out ham and gruyere croissants and orange juice are a fantastic hangover remedy.

by acblue on Nov 22, 2008 12:18 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Mmmm orange juice

Anyone drinking yet today whilst watching this game?

by Smith18 on Nov 22, 2008 12:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How can you not?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I drink because I'm a Cougars fan.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 1:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And you're a cougars fan because you drink

Kind of a Catch-22 there

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 1:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Both statements are true.

Kinda need to catch up during half-time…got a late start cuz I haven’t started drinking before noon since freshman year

by Smith18 on Nov 22, 2008 1:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So anyone with XM/Sirius, does anyone listen to the Faction?

There’s a guy Ellis on there that everyone needs to listen to.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:24 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Apparently he's on normally from 3-7 eastern.

Crazy guy, though.Sort of like an English Tourette’s guy. (Thanks for the phrase, rc)

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh okay

That sounds interesting….kinda up my alley haha

by Smith18 on Nov 22, 2008 12:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We have Sirius at work.

Faction is my #3 preset. Nice variety of music.

by Goose on Nov 22, 2008 12:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's schizo.

From Pennywise>Guttermouth>Social Distortion>Eminem>Cypress Hill>Slipknot>Against Me!

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wesley WIllis is a nicer sounding band name.

But actually has much worse lyrics than Guttermouth.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have all his albums.

And yes, he was. Literally.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 1:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I called and yelled about losing Fungus.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 1:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Punk station.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 1:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am always very happy when I lose my fungus

different strokes, different folks I suppose

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 1:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I listen to Jason Ellis.

He’s a pro skateboarder, and is hilarious to listen to. Dude, Is It Gay? is the best segment ever. He totally doesn’t take anything seriously and is just there to have fun, and it shows.

by SkyfireMike on Nov 22, 2008 1:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I did not know this.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 1:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Also, this may be the best part of the merger.

Doesn’t make up for Fungus, but almost.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 1:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody entertain me

I’m bored out of my mind. Anybody want to come buy a car, or at least hang out here while pretending to so I can have something to do and somebody to occupy me?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 1:05 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, LV.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 1:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My 2 best friends live down there

But they plan on leaving as soon as they can. They’ve been there for 2 years, and are bored by it

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 1:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I've been here for three days and I'm bored with it.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 1:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hyundai,

but I have all kinds of used cars available

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 1:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I used to want a Hyundai Santa Fe

I mightt look into one if I sell either the Volvo or truck. You’ll have to tell me which dealership you’re at when the time comes :-)

by Smith18 on Nov 22, 2008 1:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You're like LL's personal car salesman, toot.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 1:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's the only reason I still post here

I can’t stand any of you, but there’s like 100 car deals to be had if I play my cards right

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 1:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can see you using this as an excuse for being caught on LL.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 2:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

To the letter

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 2:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not a problem

Just email me when you get there, and I’ll be happy to help

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 1:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that's some bullshit

College football is so messed up anymore. It’s hard to take it seriously

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 1:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, it's kinda cold outside

but way too warm in the store, so I have my jacket off while inside, but then forget my coat when I go outside. I love this time of year, but need to adjust to it still

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 1:47 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

That's reasonable, I suppose

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 2:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Probably keep you warm

P.S. I am COD5ing right now. Jealous?

by seattlebruin on Nov 22, 2008 2:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Go to hell.

I don’t work tomorrow though. You going to play tonight and/or tomorrow?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 2:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll keep an eye for ya then

tomorrow is house cleaning day, but as soon as I’m done I’ll be on

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 2:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm putting the holiday section together.

Wanna take bets on how long it takes for someone to bitch about it being too early?

by acblue on Nov 22, 2008 1:47 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm one of these people.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 1:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's insane

Damn Christmas creep getting worse every year

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 1:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Christmas.

But really when it’s this close I usually just brood to myself. The ones I saw before Halloween really got me riled up.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 1:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Presents are for Christmas only?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 1:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not for you as well.

Tuesday!

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 2:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tuesday!

That’s the day NOLA comes over too. She will be so happy, Faux. As will I.

by royalcurve on Nov 22, 2008 2:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

But to reiterate, Tuesday != Christmas

Honestly, when I see something I think people will like, I usually give it to them then. It makes shopping for stupid holidays harder.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 2:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

MAVERICK!

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Nov 24, 2008 10:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Goose?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 24, 2008 10:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOO!

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 25, 2008 7:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I love Christmas, but I certainly understand that others do not.

I just think it’s hilarious that people bitch (and oh boy do they bitch) about five shelves of ~200 movies and a sign that says “holiday films” in a store with 30k other movies.

by acblue on Nov 22, 2008 1:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Shouldn't you have fall/thanksgiving movies between Halloween and Thanksgiving though?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 1:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking a "Seasonal Selection" rack.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 1:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

About 30% of the holiday section is Thanksgiving movies.

To put the holiday section up I have to dismantle another section and shuffle that stuff somewhere else into the catalog, which means I have to keep track of what was where before the holiday section goes up. It’s a hugenormous pain in the ass.

by acblue on Nov 22, 2008 2:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

But "A Christmas Story"?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 2:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I can see not liking certain moveis after a while.

Charlie brown’s Xmas? Elf? Miracle on 34th (old one)? All ruined if you see them enough times.

He-Man might not be a big loss.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 2:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

KISS XMas?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 2:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Disturbing.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 2:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's badass, man

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 2:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Aha, this makes more sense.

I wouldn’t complain if I saw Thanksgiving in there as well. It’s the ALL XMAS ALL THE TIME that bugs me.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 2:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Woo!

I am excited for Thanksgiving this year! I have no idea why.

by Fin on Nov 22, 2008 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanksgiving can suck it this year as far as I'm concerned.

It’s too bad, too, because I like Thanksgiving normally

by royalcurve on Nov 22, 2008 2:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll say this

I couldn’t care less if people throw up wreaths and lights and fake pine trees in November. If anything, it’s pretty decor and smells nice. I hate holiday sales as much as anyone, but it’s not a huge deal to me. The materialism and hard sell is a given, but I can look past it. I guess not using my TV helps.

by Gomez on Nov 22, 2008 2:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"The Cougs still have a life here!"

Had UW made that field goal, it would still be a six-point game with 12 minutes left, you dumbass.

by Teej on Nov 22, 2008 2:18 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

The Cougs are just awful at tackling.

by seattlebruin on Nov 22, 2008 2:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

SELECT * FROM footballskills WHERE importance > '0';

All things the Cougars are terrible at returned.

by James F'n X on Nov 22, 2008 2:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Apple Cup 2008:

Huskies… Bwaaaahahahahahahaha! Sorry. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I’m surprised Husky fans didn’t dismember Wilingham. No way in hell that guy gets another job in the NCAA.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 23, 2008 11:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

God I can't believe how badly I suck at COD5

and how pissed I am that they took away mercenary team deathmatch

Though right now I think it’s a matter of all the idiots using the SMGs that blow and me trying to use rifles which will serve me just fine since I almost always get first hit

by seattlebruin on Nov 22, 2008 2:40 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Huskies are the worst thing ever.

by James F'n X on Nov 22, 2008 3:20 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

BWAWAWAWWAHAHAHA!!

Suck it Huskies! (sorry if you are one)
In a world full of “bad apples” at least the Cougs can say they are better than something.

by Smith18 on Nov 22, 2008 3:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How did Vegas make them 7 point favorites?

In what universe are the Huskies considered good enough to beat anyone?

by Gomez on Nov 22, 2008 5:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They're better than WSU.

Seven points is a bit much, though.

by Teej on Nov 22, 2008 5:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty badass, huh?

I have two complaints, though:

1. The picture quality on Ratatouille and other animated stuff doesn’t look too hot.

2. The selection is dreadful.

by Teej on Nov 22, 2008 4:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm lazy

Is Batman Begins on there?

by SkyfireMike on Nov 22, 2008 5:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I should have that going by the end of the month.

I can’t wait

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 5:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Soon.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 7:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

*Intel Mac only :-(

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Nov 22, 2008 10:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You you both are fucked.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 24, 2008 1:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

football teams that don’t suck? I’m so confused

by seattlebruin on Nov 22, 2008 5:15 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Get on the Bearcat Bandwagon!

Willamette over Occidental 48-33 in the first round of the Division III playoffs. Next up is University of Wisconsin-Whitewater, last year’s national champions, in Salem.

Willamette (ranked #6 nationally) is 11-0 with the win over previously undefeated Occidental (ranked #11 in the country). Whitewater (#4) is 10-1 after defeating St. John’s University (Minnesota).

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 22, 2008 6:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Why didn't Texas do this to these guys

God, I’d have more money if they had..

by seattlebruin on Nov 22, 2008 6:00 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

@ marc w

good call on the taco truck. That was the best burrito I’ve had in a long time

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Nov 22, 2008 9:18 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I also had a taco truck burrito tonight.

From the truck outside the head shop (how fucking genius is that, by the way?) is a fucking genius.

by acblue on Nov 22, 2008 9:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I love this comment.

Both for the truth it entails and the hilarious editing miscue.

by Teej on Nov 22, 2008 9:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Good heavens.

It was an amazing burrito.

by acblue on Nov 22, 2008 10:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

FOREIGN LANGUAGE IS NOT REQUIRED!

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

Oh my God this is the best news I’ve run into in months. Up yours high school counselors!

by BrianL on Nov 22, 2008 10:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is it still down?

How’s Matthew coping?

by BrianL on Nov 22, 2008 10:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It was up and now it's down again.

Beer Advocate has its place, but Rate Beer is vital.

by acblue on Nov 22, 2008 10:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously.

I’ve been able to access the site twice in about 20 tries this week.

by Teej on Nov 22, 2008 10:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Being hungover at 1:30 AM is really weird

never stop drinking at 1 in the afternoon and take a 7 hour nap- I’m fucking jetlagged

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Nov 23, 2008 1:43 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Fantastic idea

I am with this method of thinking

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 23, 2008 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Beer guide website, Pubcrawler.

I’m not big on these, so I have no idea what makes a good one vs. a bad one. Except a beer rating site that is down so often as to be useless can’t be a good thing.
Never heard this one mentioned before (and I selected new window) : link.

by dpseadv on Nov 23, 2008 5:50 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

You know what

you win Robert, JI, and Fogel. If your game of making fun of people behind their backs via flags is that important to you I’ll leave.

And Fogel, fuck you. You try living with this goddamn disease.

Have fun.

by BrianL on Nov 23, 2008 9:52 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Que?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 23, 2008 10:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You know what Brian?

Communicating via flag is supposed to be for the eyes of the mods only. Your being able to read said flags is a recent development that you were pretty sly about. I’m sure Robert flags the hell out of everyone, myself included. You aren’t a mod here, so you shouldn’t be reading the flags, even if you have that ability.

I can’t speak for anyone else, but I like you. No one is outwardly aggressive towards you. You read the flags, you deal with the consequences.

by acblue on Nov 24, 2008 12:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Listen to this man.

He speaks the truth.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 24, 2008 1:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty much

Robert flags everyone.

by Graham on Nov 24, 2008 9:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You're absolutely right and I have apologies to issue.

Normally I wouldn’t even care and would probably find what they said amusing, but circumstances led to me flying off the handle for no good reason.

A few days ago the medical condition I had relapsed for the first time since I was in high school. It just so happened that coincided with a slightly disparaging (but otherwise amusing) comment one of those three made at my expense. Sadly that was the magic trigger that caused me to explode.

I’ve been in a depressed funk for the better part of five days now. I’ve never responded well to normal treatment and it took ages for my doctors to find some course of action that worked well for me. In the process I went on some medication regimens that backfired heavily, causing permanent damage to my liver (which was what the joke that triggered all of this was about). Right now the treatment I’ve been on for the better part of five years seems to have stopped working, and if my doctors can’t figure something out I am facing the very distinct possibility of invasive surgery in the near future.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m extremely sorry for snapping at the three of you. My depression right now is no excuse for that outbreak. Right now I’m just confused, depressed, and frightened all at the same time, and I haven’t felt this bad in years. I lashed out and the three of you were the unfortunate targets. It’s not at excuse, simply an explanation. I know better than that.

If I’ve said anything stupid to anyone else over the last few days I really am sorry. I haven’t been myself at all. However, if you still see it fit to take some sort of pity on me, I’d appreciate your thoughts and prayers right now.

by BrianL on Nov 24, 2008 9:06 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm sorry you're having troubles, Brian. My thoughts and prayers are with you. You're a good guy.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 24, 2008 9:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you ever need someone to talk to, feel free to get in touch with me.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 24, 2008 11:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, the most important things in life tend to be out of our control.

Learning to find solace in powerlessness is so very difficult to do. I’ll bet most of us have fought similar battles.

My thoughts are with you and keep your chin up.

by Sec 108 on Nov 24, 2008 9:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Best of luck to you!

Medical conditions are so tough to deal with. At least with other things you have some control of the situation.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 24, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow - this seemingly came out of left field.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 24, 2008 8:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You know how much people who make fun of you behind your back should matter?

NOT AT ALL.

If they are doing that it only shows poorly on them.

by Sec 108 on Nov 24, 2008 8:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.

Don’t be a pussy guys, say it to his face….errr….monitor.

by Goose on Nov 24, 2008 9:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you were to build a log cabin, how would you go about constructing the roof?

Keep in mind that the roof will slant up at a 45* angle. This is a serious question

by Fogel on Nov 23, 2008 10:54 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Cut notches so they'll fit

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 23, 2008 10:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes the internet can provide answers for things


—AND—

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 23, 2008 11:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Why the fuck are you building a log cabin at 11 at night?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 23, 2008 11:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not

I’m gathering information for when we do get to that part in the future

by Fogel on Nov 23, 2008 11:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ok. Just google "how to build log cabin roof"

Should give you plenty of answers

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 23, 2008 11:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So...

Is this going to end up as today’s OT? I’m not used to waking up at 9 and having only 10 comments to catch up to

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 24, 2008 9:02 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'll post to OT for tomorrow.

My mornings are busy like crazy, like right now I’m making a lap past the computer while my kids are busy with fingerpaints.
No time to post an OT early, I have to do them late at night. Family is in town so no computer for me last night.

by dpseadv on Nov 24, 2008 9:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So after listening to Chinese Democracy, all the way through, in my rig on the way to work last night

I’ve decided I like the title track, Shackler’s Revenge, and Madagascar. The rest can DIAF.

by Goose on Nov 24, 2008 9:07 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I have never really been a fan of GnR

I’ve tried, really, but it just never happened. This new album has essentially locked that up for me. The single they’ve been playing on the radio (title track, I think) is BAD. Like, mega bad. Doesn’t do a thing for me

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 24, 2008 9:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I was a huge fan of GNR as a kid.

Use Your Illusion I/II were the first albums I think I ever bought(before the internets). Appetite for Destruction was amazing when it first came out.

by Goose on Nov 24, 2008 9:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Good job, my man

Too bad that wasn’t alphabetized in that organizer. Icing on the cake if it was

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 24, 2008 9:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That works

I’m incredibly anal about album organization (though I’m pretty much all-digital now). I had several organizers to accommodate all my cd’s, and I always alphabetized them. If I bought a new one, everything would get moved back a slot so that there would be room. Real pain in the ass

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 24, 2008 9:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ha! I just got done doing that to get it in there.

The only reason I even still use CD’s is because I don’t have an mp3 player hookup in my Jeep. And the sound system in it is badass. The person who owned this rig before me put it in and it rules. If I want to get the full highest quality experience from an album, I just pop it in the cd player in my Jeep and go for a drive.

by Goose on Nov 24, 2008 9:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Insert the requisite...

…“One of these things is not like the other!” right about here.

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Nov 24, 2008 10:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I think you will bother to

I would, but I have no fresh ideas and I’m waiting for somebody to convince me whether I should go to work or not. No babysitter available, and my kid’s momma is out of town so I would need somebody to watch him until 10 tonight, and just don’t feel like trying to deal with the logistics of that right now. Plus, I don’t feel 100% today anyhow

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 24, 2008 9:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And wth, you sign on Live at the most ridiculous times =/

both times I went on yesterday it said you had signed off like ten minutes prior, and then when you signed back on, I was just about to quit. I played like five hours yesterday, too

by seattlebruin on Nov 24, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I got a little lost in fixing my computer yesterday

I also had some cleaning up to do around the house, and I had my kid to occupy for the day as well, so he was playing the xbox while I did my thing. I really wanted to play, but didn’t want him whining that he was bored, and like I said I had things to do as well. One of these days, though…

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 24, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's loading slow as hell

But I loves me some Dr Pepper, so it’s no bother

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 24, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I loves me some Pepper too.

Just busy at work today, so not much time for stuff like that.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 24, 2008 11:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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