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Off-Topic 11/21/08 Travel Edition

Today pdb heads to Ohio through Indiana to see his wife.

NOLA should be nearing the end of her journey from Louisiana to the great Northwest.

Faux has been on the road a lot lately, but I'm not sure if he is back home yet or not.

Who will be traveling for Thanksgiving next week?

A few of the Off-Topic regulars will be traveling to the Renton Highlands tonight for bowling and socializing.

Other topics:

Thank God that Scholarship Poll is over.  I hate seeing the worst in people and that showed it.  Kudos to Dave for staying above the fray and showing what a great person he is.

How the hell did my roll of toilet paper make it out of the plant with no perforation?

So Thingray was finally outed by deapseadv.  Good sleuthing Kermit.

Is the world ending soon now that Coach had a comment go green?

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I'll be travelling up to Stuttgart for Thanksgiving

to spend it with an Army buddy. We’ll likely spend the rest of the weekend stumbling drunk in Munich, hooray!!

by coolguyrob on Nov 21, 2008 8:28 AM PST reply actions  

Tonight the bowling theme is The Price is Right.

Two in the Plinko, one in the stinko.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 8:40 AM PST reply actions  

Well then

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow...anyone around?

Or is it just that no one wants to respond to a diary posted by a noted ex-member of the Hitler Youth?
Sec 108’s first band in high-school played up-tempo versions of Horst Wessel Lied and other nazi anthems… I believe they were called PanzerFaust or something. I’m not making this up; I read about it once.

by marc w on Nov 21, 2008 8:42 AM PST reply actions  

I'm here - bouncing between work, LL, and MC.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

The band name was actually Barking Aardvarks

marc w is just pissed because we refused to hang with a kid who had a hair lip and constant nasal drip.

by Sec 108 on Nov 21, 2008 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, they kept saying I was impure

and would pollute the race.

No hard feelings, pal.

by marc w on Nov 21, 2008 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

No worries, Marc.

Someday you may be asked to portray Johnny Cash in a film.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Did this happen?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

So when I show up at her place and she's still in curlers, I'm holding you responsible.

Like it’s anyone’s fault my memory has more holes than Sexon’s swing. My search techniques suck, I know I brought it up a couple days ago.

by dpseadv on Nov 21, 2008 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, nice timing I was just heading out the door.

I had to wait for the kids to do some business or I would have been there by now. Sorry to hear you’re sick.

by dpseadv on Nov 21, 2008 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

You had better be there tonight.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I understand being sick,

but I hope you can make it tonight as well RC. I’m sure Jeanuts would like to meet you.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll be there, for a little while.

No carousing or drinking for me, but I will get some hugs in for sure.

by royalcurve on Nov 21, 2008 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

But I'm just getting over being sick.

Can I have a week or so of good health first? I actually slept through the night for the first time in weeks last night. No 1:00am coughing fit!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

That's good to hear

I’m getting caught up and saw that you were ill and I was concerned that you wouldn’t make it. See you there

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

No problemo, I should have been there last week.

Something held me up then, I think it was a combination of things. I was on the road, actually bought you the americano, then realized it was too close to nap time and I was just being stubborn.

by dpseadv on Nov 21, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

So, anyone care to beat this for freakiness?

How you know you’ve spent too much time on Lookout Landing, Part 763…

 …I swear on my life that Red was in my dream last night.

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by MarkE on Nov 21, 2008 9:20 AM PST reply actions  

Welcome.

That is only Stage 2.

Stage 6 is trippy as hell.

by marc w on Nov 21, 2008 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

There is no stage 6

If stage 3 occurs I’m never going to sleep again

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by MarkE on Nov 21, 2008 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you ever see Being John Malkovich?

When JM goes through the portal and everyone he sees is a version of himself?

In Stage 6, most everyone looks like Robert.

I stayed awake in a dark room for 2 days.

by marc w on Nov 21, 2008 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

BOTD...

OH HELL YES.

Bacon wrapped tater tots!!!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 9:26 AM PST reply actions  

Oh my goodness.

I want this. Right now. This is the breakfast of gods.
Bacan-wrapped hashbrowns too, but this is too…perfect.

by marc w on Nov 21, 2008 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

God damn you

Somebody make these and bring them tonight. If we pretend to be a birthday party group then we can bring in food

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Squee!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

You're sick.

Lay down and get some rest dammit.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

And this also

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

You are so damn cool.

Anything on your wish list us non-cooks could provide?

by Sec 108 on Nov 21, 2008 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't make it tonight...

…so I’m telepathically sending a bottle of spiced rum.

But RC only gets to drink it AFTER she drinks the elderberry tea that she needs to drink. After downing some elderberry extract. And dissolving some of these under her tongue:

(Normally I’d just suggest the individual doses of Kali B, Gelsemium and Allium cepa, but this has all of it plus a few other things — Belladonna for fever, etc…)

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Kevin -

Would it be at all possible to get an mp3 of the Japanese band you were talking about last night?
Remember: I’m the sucker who’s going to buy all of your purdy vinyl LPs when they’re available….

by marc w on Nov 21, 2008 9:37 AM PST reply actions  

That can be arranged. Stay tuned...

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

You're attending tonight, yes?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

No.

that was tootthekazoo.

I’m just hoping to not be working from 7:30-9:30. Grrr.

by marc w on Nov 21, 2008 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Aww, poop. We'll meet soon enough.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't worry, I'll burn you a copy as soon as I get home

I promised I wouldn’t but fuck that ;)

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

HellOLA NOLA

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Has anyone ever used the "Scroll Lock" button on their keyboard? Ever?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 9:50 AM PST reply actions  

There's a scroll lock button?

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by MarkE on Nov 21, 2008 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Near the print screen/pause/break buttons

To the right of the function keys on many keyboards.

I just pressed it a few times. Nothing. Tried scrolling; it worked fine. This button lies.
I also tried concentrating really hard on my tea mug and then pressing the ‘break’ button. I wasn’t really expecting a whole “Scanners” style explosion, but c’mon. It did fuck all.

by marc w on Nov 21, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions   3 recs

This comment made my day.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

Super-smartly-snarky marc is back!

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember being scared of 'Break'

on the old Acorn Electron it effectively restarted the machine.

I don’t think I’ve ever tried it since.

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by MarkE on Nov 21, 2008 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I never had an Acorn Electron

Didn’t Acorn make the BBC Micro? Or was that some other Acorn?

Tell me you used to have that Donkey-Kong clone “Killer Gorilla” – my wife’s always talking about that, and how the name “Donkey Kong” makes no sense whatsoever and thus Killer Gorilla must have been the original game.

by marc w on Nov 21, 2008 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely!

Had both, a BBC Micro too, and the games on it were amazing.

Killa Gorilla was definitely one of them. And yes, it’s DK except I’d never heard of DK at the time.

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by MarkE on Nov 21, 2008 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

After seeing this I thought of posting the gif of the scanners explosion

But better judgment prevailed. I’ll save it for later, I think, though I could be persuaded otherwise

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember seeing that in a theater and the exploding head freaked everyone out

Michael Ironside is an awesome character actor.

I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"

by mem on Nov 21, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

He sure is

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Very possibly the greatest post ever at USSM

if this isn’t deserving of the $10,000 scholarship, I don’t know what is

by seattlebruin on Nov 21, 2008 9:50 AM PST reply actions  

Same here, end of month Dave gets a donation.

I may mail it directly to him though because I hate Paypal with a passion.

by Sec 108 on Nov 21, 2008 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

The whole electronic transfer process makes me feel retarded.

I thought I put some dough in LL’s coffers last week, but my bank statement says no. I also broke the self checkout machine at QFC recently, so there’s that.

by dpseadv on Nov 21, 2008 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Somehow I can see this happening to you.

You’ll be there tonight, right?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm an analog boy in a digital world.

Unless I lose my keys or something equally magoo.

by dpseadv on Nov 21, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Frigging Prudhoe Bay. . .

Flight home delayed an hour. I payed 10 dollars for three hours of wi-fi at the airport.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Nov 21, 2008 10:16 AM PST reply actions  

A lot of airports do.

Here they try to gouge oil workers as much as they can.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Nov 21, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

That's because "you're ruining the planet."

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

It was either that or hookers.

Wi-fi was easier to maintain.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Things slowing down since the price dropped under $60?

Some of my friends in the GOM are scrambling for work right now. The oil companies aren’t bothering to restart some the wells damaged by this years storms, not enough profit per barrel.

by dpseadv on Nov 21, 2008 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

As of now AK is still pretty active. Two rigs have lost their contract renewals though.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Nov 21, 2008 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm amazed they have wi-fi there to be honest.

But you still have time to make bowling if you hustle.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

If I still lived in Seattle I would soooooo be there.

I’m still pissed I waited until AFTER I moved back to Alaska to stop lurking.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Nov 21, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Next time you're in Seattle we'll set up more bowling.

We’ve already said we should do a north-end gathering.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I will be there for opening day.

Do we have any plans for that?

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Nov 21, 2008 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

It's a joke

you don’t look very Mayan at all in your FB pic

by seattlebruin on Nov 21, 2008 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Robstradamus

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I am for this

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

So iTunes had High Fidelity available for 5 bucks.

I thought “what the hell.” I forgot how good that movie was. Is John Cusack one of the most underrated actors of his generation?

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Nov 21, 2008 10:23 AM PST reply actions  

Yes.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll agree with that.

Starting with “Better Off Dead”.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Look at all this snow!!

You know the street value of this?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

There's a whole mountain of it here!

*Snorts heavily from his tophat (!)

OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

God I need to see this movie again

It’s been way too long

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

.

Gee, I’m really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky, guess she won’t be able to eat any spicy foods for awhile.

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Dammit you guys stop

I haven’t seen it in too long and these quotes are making me regret that

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I love that the Japanese kids in that movie

Learned English from Wide World of Sports and had the Howard Cosell voices

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

You know. . .

I still have yet to see Grosse Pointe Blank. (ducks for cover)

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Nov 21, 2008 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

How come you didn't duck for cover?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

No excuse

Actually, yeah, I guess it would be

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It is worth seeing.

Last time I was in Detroit I drove up there to check it out. Spooky community. Looked like Stepford.

by Sec 108 on Nov 21, 2008 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Grosse Pointe Blank is one of my favorite movies of all time.

See it if you get the chance. I haven’t seen “Say Anything” though.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I do believe that he is

One of my favorite movies ever is Better Off Dead. Goddamn classic

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Most certainly underrated.

I love the heck out of Cusack’s acting and his movies…

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

He's just one of those uber likable actors.

I’ve never met anyone who disliked him.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, thanks.

I’m going to hit the ground running in Seattle to convince someone to give me a job. It’s on the list!

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 21, 2008 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Hi NOLA

Sorry if it has been asked before, but what kind of job are you looking for?

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

One in non-profit work.

I can do research, administration, program management.
Or I can do almost anything as temp work.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 21, 2008 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

That's what I did when I first moved here.

I had two main temp jobs. Both led to interviews, and the second one got me my current job.

Avoid Aerotek like the plague, though. What a terrible agency.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Nov 21, 2008 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Children's Hospital is ramping up their research departments big time.

Think my wife said something about doubling or tripling the numbers of people. They’ve purchased approx a city block downtown, more property at Magnuson, and are making a massive addition to the hospital itself. Might be worth look, they have grants in an insane number of different areas.

IT department is growing pretty rapidly, they are turning into a big Microsoft software lab.

by dpseadv on Nov 21, 2008 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy cow, what a cool idea!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 10:25 AM PST reply actions  

Are those all hung in separate frames?

Or is that the idea at least?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Not sure, but I'm telling myself they are different frames because that's more cool.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the idea of separate frames.

I might mention this idea to our wedding photographer.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Brilliant.

I am going to steal this idea when the opportunity presents itself

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

FAKE!

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I do NOT feel like being at work today.

I’d rather be at the pub “pre-funking” for bowling tonight.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 10:48 AM PST reply actions  

I just discovered I have a giant iron mark on the back of my shirt that I wore to work

I’m actually seriously considering going to the mall at lunch and buying another shirt

by seattlebruin on Nov 21, 2008 10:48 AM PST up reply actions   4 recs

This cracks me up!

I would go buy a new shirt. I actually got through almost an entire day wearing my shirt backwards once.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Glad I'm not the only one who does things like this

Last week I walked around at work for over an hour with a dryer sheet sticking out my pant leg.

I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"

by mem on Nov 21, 2008 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I've actually had to go do that before.

Good thing there is a Sears around the corner, and the Mall is just down the road a ways. I’ve had to replace pants and a shirt before, due to food stains and stuff

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

But I am wrinkly

I did a terrible job ironing to boot

by seattlebruin on Nov 21, 2008 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

That is why Dry Cleaners are in business

I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.

by InSpokane on Nov 21, 2008 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I would have

been happy you were using the dry cleaner!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

We do it

by throwing the article in the dryer for a while.

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That too!

My method takes care of a multitude of laundry sins!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I had somebody to iron my clothes for me

I’m lazy, so I rarely do it on my own, but the fiancee is in Oregon until spring, and she doesn’t iron at all

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

We are not frugal when it comes to fun.

I’m weird that way. I hem and haw over spending $199.00 on an XBox, but don’t think twice about spending $80.00 on Seahawks ticket, or running a $100.00 bar tab on a Friday night.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's just say thank God I make decent money

Because I know how to spend it. My wife is not a big fan of my spending habits.

They always say that salespeople are the easiest to sell and in my case I think that is true.

by Sec 108 on Nov 21, 2008 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm kind of a "live for today" person,

although lately I have been thinking more about future investments and purchases (house, truck).

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank God!

Atlthough, you are a pretty good saver………….when you have something to save for.

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I am frugal

in other areas so we can spend the money on fun! :)

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 1:24 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I hear this. We are currently operating on mandatory hour reduction in production.

Guess what? Almost everyone took Friday off.

Damn ghost town and no one to do any of the work I have sold today.

by Sec 108 on Nov 21, 2008 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

That sucks

You’re obviously an over achiever

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank god I'm off early today. I will leave here today at about 3

Gives me time to go home and relax a bit before tonight

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm hoping to bail right at 5:00,

blast up to Everett to get Jeanuts and our gear, then maybe stop for a quick drink before heading south.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I say head south early and we can pre-funk in the bar at Hillcrest

Because after I drop my son off with his mom at 5:30, I will be bored. Like, I may go bowling to kill the time

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I might do that as well.

Do they have liquor? Jeanuts isn’t much of a beer drinker, and requires tequila.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Plenty of liquor

So no worries there

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Sweet.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Jose Cuervo

You are a friend of mine……….

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

They got it

Assuming that they paid the vendor this time. 2 weeks ago on Wednesday they only had PBR and Miller on tap because they didn’t fulfill their order

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Ouch.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

It was all right.

We all started drinking early, before arriving. I had a couple Dead Guys, and then 2 Jack and Cokes when I got there. By that time, PBR was fine by me

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That has happened

occasionally at my fave watering hole. I ask them if they are crazy – Friday night and no tequila – they know I am gonna be there!

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by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I can be

pre-funking right now if I want to!

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by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Awww thanks!

I hate you too!

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by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Tequila in the water cooler

I almost had them on board, but the final decision was they could not trust me to just maintain a nice buzz………..

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by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I am an unequivical jackass. . .

I payed ten dollars for wi-fi access because I forgot I have an F’ing laptop connect card through my wireless plan.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Nov 21, 2008 10:55 AM PST reply actions  

I think it is EVDO.

My cell carrier has several towers up here in Prudhoe. This place is super important to our state’s economy and thus has an unusual amount of infrastructure for an arctic location.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Nov 21, 2008 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

It's only 10 dollars

There are worse ways to spend 10 bucks in an airport, I suppose. Plus, at least that ten got you into the little slice of heaven known as LL…

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno,

how much are drinks at the aiport up there?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

He's on the plane now.

Drinks are $5 on the plane.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Nov 21, 2008 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Horizon has free beer and wine.

Cocktails are still $5 I think.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Nov 21, 2008 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I need to fly more.

But I hate airports.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You don't

have to fly to drink – you know this!

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by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

But the beer isn't free unless you fly.

Or smile really nice.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't know exactly

But usually first week of December, right?

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Never.

No such thing as a Rule V draft.

The Rule 5 draft is December 7th, I believe.

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by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Marc, did that mp3 come through?

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 11:17 AM PST reply actions  

Yes and no

It’s in mp4 format, and my work computer isn’t liking it.
Like I said in e-mail, I’m going to listen to it at home while pretending to bowl in my kitchen. Wooo!

by marc w on Nov 21, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

But I re-sent it as mp3, just so you know.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

For anyone else interested,

Here is the Myspace page for the brilliant Japanese band Golden that we signed for a record.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

3 Golden horses will take you a ride?

Sad Hundred Bird

I love engrish. They sound pretty good, though

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, some of their emails are pretty funny.

I’ve met a good amount of Japanese punk and experimental bands lately, and some good friends are in a band called Sparks and Twinkie.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Sliding on your socks in the kitchen?

Good times, my friend. I am constantly doing that kind of thing. Helps practice my timing, actually

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Gotta jump on an aero plane y'all.

Peace out homies! (plays brokencyde on iPod)

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Nov 21, 2008 11:22 AM PST reply actions  

Have a safe trip.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm

I am looking at this while the tune of “Mrs. Robinson” by Simon n Garfunkle is going through my head

by seattlebruin on Nov 21, 2008 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

Well that was fun

So I woke up this morning at 11:29, and I started freaking out because I have a test in 1 minute, and missing it isn’t an option. So I jump out of bed, throw on some clothes, race to my bike, sprint to school, get there in 5 minutes, go to the door, and as I’m about to open it, I realise my class isn’t in there. I check the time and I’m just confused, because my classmates should be in there taking a test. So I walk away from the door, and remember the class I have a test in acctually started at 12:30. So I still have a half an hour to screw around on campus while looking like a goober, and I’m still wheezing from the bike ride over.

54!

by joof on Nov 21, 2008 12:03 PM PST reply actions  

So

it worked out better than you originally thought! :)

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by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

If you're going to take a test today,

you might want to put on some pants.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate pants >=(

I rant about hating pants a lot. Mostly when I’ve been drinking.

54!

by joof on Nov 21, 2008 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Pshaw.

Pants are overrated. Just ask Ess.

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by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

No need for them. Just a Snapple bottle.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Naw, he's the tubesock guy.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll sue him.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

But has he ever tried a toaster?

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You're umm....

Going to be at this bowling thing tonight aren’t you….

(prays everyone wears pants)

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll be there, and we'll see about the pants.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Just nude colored nylons and a sun hat.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

And I'm going to tell strangers that we're a couple.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

We're Mormon.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way,

Anna got some bad news about a friend. She says sorry, but she’s going to relax at home. I’m not sure if I want to have to chase after Jr all night, so we’ll see about him.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

We're Mormon.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

We're Martian?

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Bwaahahaha!

Seriously – The authorities (perhaps gods, even) won’t allow me to show flesh. I have to shower with my clothes on.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

What - you've been there before

I have one word – Rocky

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by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Reminder, it's at 9:15 at Kent Lanes in Kent!

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

If I show up there because I'm sick and confused

I’m going to give away the bacon covered tator tots and then get pissed.

by royalcurve on Nov 21, 2008 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Thankfully we'll call and harass you for not showing up at 7:30

So this won’t be an issue

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Believe me, she will have forgotten her phone.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

This idea terrifies me.

I will be there on time. Maybe early. If I bring a balloon with my pretzels and tater tots will they think it’s a birthday party?

by royalcurve on Nov 21, 2008 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

This should suffice

And if not, then I’ll make it suffice

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

But(t) of course!

I had to make sure Ess was ready to make the bowling alley a victim of his planned copycat crime spree!

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by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

What an amateur.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope =(

Though this morning I would have had an English Muffin, since I bought a huge pack of English Muffins.

54!

by joof on Nov 21, 2008 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

So there's the company e-mails going around where the VP of Western Region e-mails everyone reminding us to do Emergency Awareness Training

And of course, some idiot hits “Reply All” and e-mail his question to the Sector VP and every other person in Western Region.

The third guy to do this hilariously wrote

What exactly is the attraction of the reply all button? Could we address emails to those they concern please?

addressed to every mailbox in WR. It’s either the funniest e-mail joke I’ve ever seen or the most hilariously ironic statement of all time. I cant’ decide which

by seattlebruin on Nov 21, 2008 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

Are you a glass half full or half empty type?

Because there’s your answer there. I get the same thing from people responding to my dad’s emails. He sends out like 8 emails a day (stupid jokes and stuff) and everybody that replies to them always does “reply all.” I can’t stand it, especially because these emails already have the headers on them from every single person to have ever seen it, which drives me crazy enough.

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Today I am a glass empty type

between Dave losing to the mob mentality of a bunch of people who are probably reasonably bright otherwise and the abomination in New York last night, my glass really isn’t half anything

by seattlebruin on Nov 21, 2008 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I am a half full type

just because I am hopeful there is something in the glass……..

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by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting site...

˙sʞɹoʍ sıɥʇ ɟı ǝǝs s,ʇǝl ˙ƃuıʇsǝɹǝʇuı ˙ɯɯɥ

Link

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

¡ʇıɥs puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn s,ʇı

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

OOoh, and backwards, too!

ɯɐpɐ ɯ,ı uǝpǝ uı ɯɐpɐɯ

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by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

But not as much as tomorrow!

Friday climb… Don’t worry, Monday it will plunge again.

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by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry!

FRIDAY WOOOOOOO!!!!

ITS ALMOST LIKE SPRING BREAK, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Being able to 'cheers' to a big up day is all I care about right now...it's a nice way to go into the weekend

Instead of feeling like the guy in the building across from us that wrote “Don’t Jump” on his window.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Nov 21, 2008 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't even look at the market anymore.

Thankfully it doesn’t directly affect my job so I have that luxury.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a good way to think about it.

I’m so far from retirement, I don’t even worry about my 401K. I almost look at it like a tax shelter.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

I’m 26. I have no reason to freak out, even though I kinda want to.

by Teej on Nov 21, 2008 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You have even longer than I do,

so you should be even less worried. To be honest I don’t see myself ever “retiring”. I’ll probably work until I croak.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

My job security is about 80% tied into market performance...I know people that had pay cuts occur at certain levels of the Dow.

Which is retarded…but it hasn’t been an upbeat office for a while. A lot of people’s office computers have been fixated on Yahoo Finance, etc.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Nov 21, 2008 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

For TaylorH...

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

That's where the killings come into play.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You're old enough.

Remember when we used to call them “Bat-cavers?”

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't usually watch it anymore.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't make a point of it,

but that last episode was actually pretty funny. Butters was a hilarious vampire.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Butters is my favorite character on the show

I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"

by mem on Nov 21, 2008 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably a sound decision.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Look, I'm not admitting to anything.

I’m just saying she should have listened to me when I told her to tell her children not to walk my way.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 21, 2008 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

MOTHERRRRRRR!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I just want to bowl.

I don’t want to do HTML, I don’t want to answer questions from stupid customers, I just wanna bowl.

by James F'n X on Nov 21, 2008 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

Same here. And drink.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Amen my brothers.

Just over three hours until I can bail out of this cubicle infested hellhole and go have some FUN!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

And this

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The shitty thing is that I have to be to work at 8am tomorrow

But oh well, whatever

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No work for me tomorrow,

although I do think I have to go try on tuxedos.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, this sounds like the right mindset to be in

And as such, I am in it.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Why can't people just trust me?

Just because I sell cars doesn’t mean that my only aim is to lie, cheat, and rip people off. I just spent ten minutes on the phone with a lady that asked me a bunch of questions and then told me that she was going to research everything I told her to make sure I gave her the right information. When I asked her if I could give her any info to help her research, she responded by saying “I know how to research, and I know how to do math. I don’t need your help.” One more hour…

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

I don't believe you. There was no woman, was there, salesman?

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Go eat a curb

:)

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I had soup, thanks.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That's good too

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

On another note,

You work in Shoreline and bowl in Renton? Depending on where you live, that’s quite the commute.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, it's quite the commute

But in my line of work it is worth driving a bit to be with a crew you like, and specifically a sales manager that is good to work with

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

And that's why I drive a beat up old '95 Escort

I get 28 mpg in traffic, and the 11 gallon tank costs nothing to fill

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a bit

“I didn’t have to resort to Plan B, which was to feed you fucking poisoned brownies”
(Cars.com, but same idea)

Although I’m all for people using those sites for research, but do that before you call so you can confirm your research, instead of calling and getting info that you won’t listen to because it’s coming from a “liar” and then checking info online, which tends to be incorrect or only half the details needed

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm still planning on coming in to the dealership to check out that car when I get back to Seattle

though I really can’t make promises about buying since the logistics of getting it to California at this time of year would be… sketchy at best

by seattlebruin on Nov 21, 2008 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll make you an offer you can't refuse

Except in the exact meaning from the movie. Buy or die, man

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Not specific enough

I’ll go to 7-11 and buy myself a cup of coffee, thank you very much!

by seattlebruin on Nov 21, 2008 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Drat

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Cars.com

that’s that I was thinking of.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Idahome is me!

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by Corco on Nov 21, 2008 2:00 PM PST reply actions  

How you feeling today, funboy?

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Hung over?

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy balls I feel like crap

I drank a lot of alcohol last night

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by Corco on Nov 21, 2008 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone else read Larry Stone's article on ESPN?

Nothing really in depth, I mean its ESPN, but good nonetheless

by Scrupio on Nov 21, 2008 2:27 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks for the heads up.

I read it, and thought it was pretty good. Here’s the link if anyone else wants to read it:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3715705

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Nov 21, 2008 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

My heart broke when Baja Fresh went up by the bridge.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Gentrification. It's happening everywhere. Queen Anne is now a strip mall for yuppies.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

At least Queen Anne is a historically wealthy neighborhood.

It’s places like Ballard, Fremont, Wallingford and Maple Leaf becoming unreasonably expensive and homogeneous that’s the bigger problem.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 21, 2008 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

True.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not that I'm a fuddy duddy and want nothing to change.

We were renting a house in Wedgewood for example. My wife said she didn’t want to live in a suburb of sameness. I took her outside and started pointing out how 50+ years ago Wedgewood was cookie cutter. Just all the years of additions and landscaping, people put their personalities into it.
I’m a big fan of renovating some of these older buildings, especially pre-40’s. The materials are tremendous, most of the framing timber is better than modern wood used for finishing work. A lot of this new stuff is going to look like garbage real quick.

by dpseadv on Nov 21, 2008 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You are right

Plus I like the charm of the older bungalow type houses and there are a lot of things that you can do during renovation to modernize, but not lose “the look”

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by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I kind of like these new craftsman style homes.

I’m not sure but I think they may be what people are calling McMansions though. Some of them are pretty tastefully done. In my opinion.

by dpseadv on Nov 21, 2008 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Or you could just by an actual old "craftsman" home.

The old electrical and plumbing always scares me though.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

"buy"

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanted one pretty badly.

Prices in Seattle just didn’t drop soon enough. Historically the Fed raises interest rates in time like these, and they usually make an announcement that they are planning on raising the rates at the next Fed meeting. That was our trigger to buy, then the SOB’s left the rates flat (August or so). Juked us.

by dpseadv on Nov 21, 2008 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife and have a great old craftsman style home in Spokane

That we renovated. The plumbing, wiring and heating system was done before we bought it. We did other up dates, flooring, the entire kitchen et al.

I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.

by InSpokane on Nov 21, 2008 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I am jealous

I hope to have one someday!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

We don't live in it. A few months ago we moved down to the bay area.

No it’s a rental and likely getting trashed. We’ll see when we go back for thanksgiving.

I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.

by InSpokane on Nov 21, 2008 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Flooring, kitchens, etc I don't mind.

But I don’t care for renovating plumbing, and I HATE electrical work.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually

Some of them are absolutely beautiful. There are areas where they have built these types of homes where they have had several different builders with lots in the neighborhood, so you have quite a bit of difference in the features and architecture and materials used.

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Right after the midgets

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome!!

Do they come with midgets?

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know.

I’ll have my advisors look into it.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I am too

Now – being able to afford anything that has “craftsman” in the description is another story!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we'll have more money when we're not feeding two teenagers,

and paying for marching band, ITT, wedding, etc.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but

when the kids go – we will have to hire a maid to do their chores!! LOL!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

But....

Less kids, less chores.

Now if we can train the cats to clean up their toys and change their own litter box…

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I been meaning to talk to them about that!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY!!!

I just called work and told them I am done for the day!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

Just spent an hour updating my paypal account to contribute, yeesh.

I really need to get better at this stuff. Or else go back to diving. : (

by dpseadv on Nov 21, 2008 3:18 PM PST reply actions  

I don't use paypal.

For some reason I have an aversion to it.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there a non-paypal link or something?

I went and looked but didn’t see anything..

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think some people were donating directly to Dave via e-mail

but the donations tracker only tracks paypal donations (which you can do w/o an account)

by seattlebruin on Nov 21, 2008 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I'll check it out here soon.

I really should have a paypal anyway. There’s always things I want to donate to but don’t because I don’t have paypal.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It's getting dead in here...

I have another 90 minutes until I can bail out of here.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

As do I. 5PM or bust!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm flying around from post to post like a bird stuck in a house.

Talk about ancy, I neeeeeeeed some M’s news. Probably just twitchy in anticipation of getting out of here and socializing while bowling. I’m posting comments like a freak on wheels, this is not good.

by dpseadv on Nov 21, 2008 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm trying to get all my stuff done before I roll.

Grabbing a quick beer with a friend in town from Cali then I’m heading to Renton.

Regrettably Mrs. Sec 108 is bailing. Sounds like she is sick.

by Sec 108 on Nov 21, 2008 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He has family obligations tonight.

He is from here and his parents monopolize his time when he is up for visits.

by Sec 108 on Nov 21, 2008 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Our friend from El Paso is the same way ehen he's up here.

Always gotta spend time with the family when you get the chance though.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I have a bunch of friends like this these days.

Seems the only time I see them is when I go to visit them.

by Sec 108 on Nov 21, 2008 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Should be easy to find then.

South on 405, turn left.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Straight up the hill, it'll be on your right side

Can’t miss it

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks really simple.

I have SOME knowledge of the area, although I haven’t been there in years.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Piece of cake

Holy WOW there is a loud 80 something Mustang Drag Car outside of my Dad’s body shop (I’m in Kent). It is loud and awesome

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I work above a place that restores classic cars,

I get to hear and see cool stuff like that all the time. One of the few nice little perks of my job, especially in the summer.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I am sorely tempted

to break out the tequila in the cupboard!!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 3:46 PM PST reply actions  

Nope

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by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

No pre-funk for me?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure -

you have Jager in the cupboard too

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Make her meet you in Renton

We can pre-funk at the bowl

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

We'll be there as soon as I can run home to Everett so we can carpool.

We don’t want to have two cars with us that far from home. Besides, I’d rather drive the Veracruz than the old Honda.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That's fine, I was just messing

I’m stranded in Kent at the moment anyhow. I’m trying to pick up my kid, but my dad is playing Grampa and making him work the tow truck

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Cute.

We’ll probably be down there a little early anyway. If I can get home by 5:30 and start heading south, we should be there before 6:30. But no promises!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Done

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 3:59 PM PST reply actions  

That's a rude way to say goodbye to everyone.

(I’m assuming the Jager is in the freezer)

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No - I was being rude

Yes, it is in the freezer. Sheesh.

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This is awesome.

I can’t wait for your first LL fight.

by Sec 108 on Nov 21, 2008 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeanuts,

I found the meatloaf the other night to be shallow and pedantic.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I love it

when you use big words!! Pedantic meatloaf. That is what I am going to name my recipe!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry Sec 108.

I tried, but what can I say? She digs me…

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Too cool. My wife and I make fun of each other non-stop.

Some people do not know how to handle it.

It is awesome being married to another smart-ass though.

by Sec 108 on Nov 21, 2008 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Too bad she's not making it to bowling tonight.

Sounds like her and Jeanuts would get along.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

See ya later.

Just look for the scrawny guy that looks like he doesn’t know anyone.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Who do you want to see him take on first?

I vote for “Big Lo” or Dan Devone.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll dress up like the Repo Man.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

And wrestle Kathy Goertsen?

(I know I spelled that wrong)

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Dennis Bounds.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

"Stinky thong."

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Uhhh...

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Gone & Gettin ready

See ya soon

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Nov 21, 2008 4:16 PM PST reply actions  

Soon enough.

20 minutes and I’m outta here.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

So bitter, so much longer to go here.

And like 3 people have the day off already so, I can’t escape sooner.

by James F'n X on Nov 21, 2008 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm usually stuck at work later than most people as well.

But a lot of people left early today, and my boss is already gone. Office closes at 5:00, so as soon as I can lock the doors, shut of the lights and bail out, I’m home free.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 21, 2008 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Gone bowlin'!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

Faux? Are you here?

Is it just me or do the Nvidia 8800GT and the 9800GT look like identical cards?

by BrianL on Nov 21, 2008 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

9800 is "hybrid sli"

http://www.nvidia.com/object/hybrid_sli_desktop.html

It’s not that much more expensive from what I see. Makes sense.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if your MBoard is compliant.

And even then not so much. The performance increase is only like 8-10% by even the best measurements.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The only other person that I can talk to about hardware is in the warehouse.

The other person in my IT dept is still at the “I can combine these two old crappy computers into a crappy computer”

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be a stage in quotes there.

Sorry, got sidetracked.

The other person in my IT dept is still at the "I can combine these two old crappy computers into a crappy computer" stage.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

For the most part I like the people in my department.

Out of all six of us there’s only two real support people, but everyone is at least knowledgeable of what they can and can’t do.

by BrianL on Nov 21, 2008 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He's a cool guy, but his computer knowledge extends to checking logs and reporting.

I have scripts that do that for me.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The sports ticker at the bottom of my video game just said "Morrow out for season with knee injury."

I almost freaked out but then I realized it was that hockey sport you guys talk about.

by Teej on Nov 21, 2008 6:37 PM PST reply actions  

Hi RC.

How’s your day been?

by BrianL on Nov 21, 2008 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, B. I've been in bed all day with the croup.

But bacon wrapped tater tots are in the oven and pretzels are waiting their turn, then I’m going bowling. (For about half an hour)

You good?

by royalcurve on Nov 21, 2008 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Croup?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinda busy with school stuff.

Have a presentation tomorrow and a paper due tonight. Things are looking up though, only two weeks left in the quarter.

by BrianL on Nov 21, 2008 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh god they were all awesome

I just told my stoner brother about the tater tots and he’s about to go home scream until somebody makes them

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm thinking of picking up

this mouse to deal with the wrist/hand problems I’ve been having. Thoughts?

by BrianL on Nov 21, 2008 6:47 PM PST reply actions  

Good luck getting used to it.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried one, settled with the trackball instead.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Then try out a tablet.

Wacom makes the best ones.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't do the trackball either.

Cool idea, but I don’t feel in control.

by Teej on Nov 21, 2008 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to game with mine.

It allows for precision that I couldn’t get out of a mouse, but mainly because I was really practiced with it.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure it has some great advantages if you get used to it.

Not much of a PC gamer myself, though I do miss the days of all those awesome FPSes. Playing Max Payne on my friend’s high-powered computer . . . awesome.

by Teej on Nov 21, 2008 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and to answer Sec's question,

I’m still in LV until Dec 9th. Ugh.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 7:15 PM PST reply actions  

All you people out bowling suck.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

You people and your social lives. I’ma go play some Fallout 3.

by BrianL on Nov 21, 2008 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck you and your Xbox as well.

All I have is my DS, Mechanic Master, and a couple games I’ve beaten already. And computer books, because I want to read those now.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm playing Fallout, too. Bowling sucks!

(That’s just my jealously screaming out.)

by Teej on Nov 21, 2008 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It's okay.

I had fun putting together a presentation for a business communications class.*

*I did not really have fun it was awful and boring and I hate it.

by BrianL on Nov 21, 2008 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a typo in your case.

Should have been sick, not suck. Whoopsie!

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

(don't ruin it)

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Del/Retype

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a great time.

Stay tuned for LL Bowling part 2, North End edition. Thingray is in charge of that one though

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed it was

And not just because I won 20 hard earned Kazoobles*.

  • kazooble is equal to 1 US dollar.

by James F'n X on Nov 21, 2008 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You rocked that shit

And Kazooble is valuable currency. i would recommend holding that for a few year, until I go public. Then it’ll be worth more…

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I would just like to state the obvious. Newegg is awesome!

This is the 4th product in a row I have ordered from them, that has gotten here at least a day sooner than expected. Best shipping service on the internets.

And woo, I can access my music again!

by Goose on Nov 21, 2008 7:51 PM PST reply actions  

I am glad they treat the little guys as well as they treat big spenders like me.

I used to go through a place (I won’t name because they treated friends of mine badly), but changed to newegg because of this.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

They have always treated me very well

They are turning into that kind of place where I don’t mind spending an extra 5 or 10 bucks with them because I trust that they’ll take care of me

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean deleted forcefully by an admn?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Not as fun.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

No dancing Scooby Doo and friends?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the saddest dance I have ever seen/heard of Brian starting off.

And I’ve heard of some epically bad ones.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What the fuck is this?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm obviously very behind on my Ghostbusters references.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Fine, fine. Do you remember where you put them, RC?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And they aren't on the sink.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

On the sink, child.

In a glass with efferdent in it.

by royalcurve on Nov 21, 2008 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't understand you when you gum out the words like that.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Grams, what have we told you about that?

If you don’t take your medication we’ll have to put you in a home.

by BrianL on Nov 21, 2008 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm about ready to head out, but before I go, any of you techs out there reccomend any good data recovery programs?

I’m making use of my enclosure and going through some of my old hard drives, trying to get stuff off of them. We’re talking drives with bad sectors and the like. Still possible to recover data, or should I just scrap them?

by Goose on Nov 21, 2008 10:49 PM PST reply actions  

That's a lot of time sitting and usually nothing much recovered.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Just throw harder.

It might get here sometime.

by James F'n X on Nov 21, 2008 11:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm in for tomorrow's LL Bowling?!

 
Hurry! Today is the last day to buy at this price Details 210$

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It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

There's bowling tomorrow?

Not that you need a reason to come to Seattle…

by James F'n X on Nov 21, 2008 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I suppose not.

It appears I have missed the boat.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Missed steaks are not.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Jetblue?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Or US Airways

Jesus I’m stupid

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Don McLean's "Vincent"

Great song or confusing bullshit?

by BrianL on Nov 21, 2008 11:09 PM PST reply actions  

I'd like to say a few things:

1. Fallout scares the living fuck out of me:
2. Stop making fun of old people. I’m almost there. I’m the youngest person where I work, and I come here and feel like I should be handing out hard candy.
3. Rum and coke doesn’t wake you up like you’d think it would.
4. Please don’t talk to me about the Apple Cup tomorrow. Unless we win, in which case, WOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU, HUSKIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

by Teej on Nov 21, 2008 11:34 PM PST reply actions  

Rolling r?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Good news

I’m feeling a little sauced myself. Had another one or two after getting home from bowling tonight, so I’m ready to roll. But, I have to work at 8 tomorrow morning, so I’m done with that for the night, and bed will come soon

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Heyooo I'll be here all week.

Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

by BrianL on Nov 21, 2008 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine was better.

But you will learn, young Brian. Wax on, Wax off.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Care to take that back?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Go hell yourself

Or whatever

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah do it

Sorry, the alco from bowling is catching up

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

These drunk subthreads are wonderful.

Every day it’s like a tiny bit of a mega-drunkpost, rationed into nice bite-sized little portions.

by BrianL on Nov 21, 2008 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Keeps things beeter

and they are entertaining. I’ll nbe good for a couple per week

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It's simple, really.

Just be yourself. The power is within you, bubbling just under the surface. You have jackassery that surpasses mine by far, yet you hold it back.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The Jackass is strong with this one

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Fallout isn't so bad, least as far in as I am

And you certainly don’t come across as “old.”
Jack and coke is much better than Rum and coke
I’m completely middle ground on the Apple Cup, so whatever to it

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Like 10

This game should avg less points per hour than any game before it. Like, I want this game to last 7 and a half hours, but have a total of 9 points scored or something

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Fallout is awesome.

I’m not “old,” I know. I’m just trying to stand up for RC.
Whiskey is better than rum, but I have a fondness for rum after reading Hunter Thompson’s “The Rum Diary,” one of my favorite books.
Fuck UW.

by Teej on Nov 21, 2008 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Disclaimer:

I got into UW and didn’t go. I should regret this, but WSU had the better program for what I wanted to do, so I win.

by Teej on Nov 21, 2008 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Good for you

Not a bad school to turn down, so you can doubly root against them

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

WSU gets a lot of shit.

And a lot of it deserved, but it’s not a 30,000-person frat house like people want to make it out to be.

As a whole, it’s not UW, but there are a lot of smart students there, and a ton of good professors. If you know what you wnat to do — as I did — you can do very well with a degree from WSU.

by Teej on Nov 21, 2008 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

They do have some very good programs there

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384793/

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 21, 2008 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

WSU has the reputation it has because of where it is.

I’m a snobby urbanite but I thinks it’s silly that’s it’s looked down upon simply because it’s on the east side. Having worked in the U-District for two years I can testify to how fucking crazy UW kids are capable of getting.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 21, 2008 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I held that impression until I went there.

And WSU is not Harvard, but it’s not what people think it is.

by Teej on Nov 22, 2008 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck UW it is

You’ve convinced me to root for them. I had friends go to both schools out of my grad class, so I could go either way. But, I’m down for WSU, since I have visited the campus and had more fun there than I did at UW with friends

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Seattle. And I try not to be too illogical in my hatred toward the Huskies.

I grew up on the West Side, and I was a Husky fan until I went to college. I could have gone to UW, but I wanted to get away, and the UW journalism program was in shambles when it came time for me to make the decision.

I will hate the Huskies every time the Apple Cup rolls around, but I do respect UW. I was [this close] to going there.

by Teej on Nov 21, 2008 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

My stance on UW

I’ve rooted them for most of my life. I doubt I will go to school there but I’m definitely not going to WSU so might as well root for the Huskies.

by Mariner John on Nov 21, 2008 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I love you, but COOOOOUUUUUGGGGGGAAAARRRRSSSS!!!!!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 22, 2008 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

This is me as well

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck being competitive.

I want to either succeed or fail spectacularly.

by BrianL on Nov 22, 2008 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Fail harder than any city EVER

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

It's the perfect Mariner fan!

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Say what you will, I actually watched the games.

I saw maybe 20 this year, and didn’t make a trip out to see one in person.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I was there when our season imploded this year.

Pick the AB:

Erik Bedard gives up a home run to the second batter he faces

or

JJ Putz allows Hamilton to go deep

by BrianL on Nov 22, 2008 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Thus, worse season this year than last.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

But we failed so spectacularly!

Eh I really don’t want 2008 to repeat itself every season. I’m just still stinging from that 2007 September tailspin.

by BrianL on Nov 22, 2008 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

But HOPE?!

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by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah hope this

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I would certainly opt for '08 over, say, '06.

Awful is much better than kinda mediocre. But even a team that stays in contention through smoke and mirrors is better than not being in contention at all.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 22, 2008 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

At least I felt SOMETHING.

There is nothing worse than being out of contention in April with a boring team.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 22, 2008 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Well...We had uh...

We had Corco! The groundballingist pitcher ever!

by BrianL on Nov 22, 2008 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I am excited about next season

because we’re either going to be competitive, or we’re going to have an entire roster of players like Corco to be happy about.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 22, 2008 12:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm happy losing a bunch of games with players like Corco.

But Jesus F Christ it was so boring to watch Richie, Turbo, Silva, Batista, and Washburn lose and look like flailing old idiots at the same time.

by BrianL on Nov 22, 2008 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

I can deal with bad with hope for better. I cannot deal with bad and old and boring.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 22, 2008 12:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Putz-->Hamilton was way worse.

The Bedard HR was just Michael Young putting a good swing on a good pitch. As soon as Hamilton connected it felt like someone had punched me in the junk.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 22, 2008 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I am also for this

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Uh, I think he's rooting for the Cougs

Like, positive and shit

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Hm that's an odd mix for Rock Band DLC next week

The Killers, Yngwie Malmsteen, Soundgarden and Lamb of God

by Mariner John on Nov 21, 2008 11:41 PM PST reply actions  

Yngwie, eh? Sounds interesting.

Lamb isn’t bad, and Soundgarden is always ok. I still need to snatch up DK from last week’s. Too bad my 4 year old “accidentally” wasted my MS points on a couple of shitty games that we’ll never play

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a fan of the Killers either

Love metal, but that doesn’t mean it’s always good for Rock Band. Soundgardeb may be perfect

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel really bad for him

That guy gave everything he had to the Sonics for so long, and then those assholes took it from him. Now he’s stuck with national PbP for NBA games, and then soccer this season. Terrible

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard him on a KJR interview right after the Sonics move became official.

It alternated between him sounding furious or wanting to cry. It was just…awful.

by BrianL on Nov 22, 2008 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I probably heard this same interview

I shared every emotion with him

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Good call on that

I’m sure he would if given the chance.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Farewell, friends.

I need some sleep.

GO COUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Teej on Nov 22, 2008 12:13 AM PST reply actions  

Sleep it like a champ

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok, I'm fading out quick

Thanks to everybody who was able to show for bowling. Made for a hell of a night. James, enjoy the 20 Kazooble spacebucks. RC, the food was GREAT, and so was your company. Kevin, you rock and your boy is adorable. Thingray and Jeanuts, I greatly enjoyed meeting you, and thanks (you know why). Everybody else that made it, THANK YOU. It was a hell of a night, and I look forward to the next one being soon

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 22, 2008 12:19 AM PST reply actions  

Boo you bowlers suck (or sick as the case may be)

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by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats like some sort of godly score.

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by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Enjoy your schoolwork, student-boy.

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by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 12:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy fuck I'm wasted

adderall+oxycotone+alcohol+weed+tobacco yields a decent buzz

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by Corco on Nov 22, 2008 2:00 AM PST reply actions  

How about your accounts to various messaging services?

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by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 2:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I DID NOT SEND A Single texT

Because I promised my best friend that I would not because that bitch is awesome and I owe it to her

but holy balls I feel intoxicated

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by Corco on Nov 22, 2008 2:06 AM PST up reply actions  

KEEP That in minD.

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by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 2:07 AM PST up reply actions  

double fucking posteR

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by Corco on Nov 22, 2008 2:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, fuck pills.

Please tell me this wasn’t a grind and snort situation.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 22, 2008 2:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I did not send a single text

Because I promised my best friend that I would not because that bitch is awesome

but holy balls I feel intoxicated

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by Corco on Nov 22, 2008 2:05 AM PST reply actions  

FAIL

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by Corco on Nov 22, 2008 2:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Keep that in mind.

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by Faux on Nov 22, 2008 2:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I can berely function

but whatevs Ohio State-Michigan tomorrow

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by Corco on Nov 22, 2008 2:08 AM PST up reply actions  

but holy balls I should just pass out

I’m focused but completely wasted i have never been so drunk and intoxicated but so ready to roll at the same time

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by Corco on Nov 22, 2008 2:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Fall asleep on your stomach Corco.

And seriously, don’t mix pills and booze. I’ve lost friends to that combo. It’s stupid.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 22, 2008 2:20 AM PST up reply actions  

so I'm learning

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by Corco on Nov 22, 2008 2:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Learn faster.

Christ man, I hope you’ve got someone keeping an eye on you.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 22, 2008 2:24 AM PST up reply actions  

don't worry

I do. And I won’t be passing out on my back. That can only yield suffocating on my own puke and therefore death

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by Corco on Nov 22, 2008 2:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, when you read this tomorrow, or whenever;

DON’T MIX PILLS AND BOOZE EVER. IT’S FUCKING STUPID. IT CANNOT POSSIBLY BE WORTH THE RISK.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 22, 2008 2:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I see that now

It’s no better than just beig really drunk except ithink I’M going to spend the night by the toilet. Youu’re right and its a lesson learned. i hve had reasonable experiences with Vicodin etc but this multiple pill thing is not working so well. You’re absolutely 4irht``

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by Corco on Nov 22, 2008 2:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Going up is great, and so is going down.

But for crissakes, don’t try to do both at once.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 22, 2008 2:40 AM PST up reply actions  

If you are the one who just texted me

youpid de are absolutely right and I appreciate the concren. This is the firstt me I’ve ever on it and given my epweiwnxw THUS far it’s not worth it. Terei\ is a sober person watching me and I owe her my deepest gratitude. It was a stupid decision and hopefully I come out oK

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by Corco on Nov 22, 2008 2:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully you do.

I think you’ll be fine/ It’s just a dangerous, scary road, and I’ve been personally scarred by it.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 22, 2008 2:52 AM PST up reply actions  

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