11/20/08 OTPOTD: Coughing edition
Okay, so I'm up at 12:40am because I had another coughing attack, so here's my post:
Bowling kicks ass. Jack In The Box should never be out of any kind of food. I'm trying hot citrus tea as a last resort (I don't care for tea all that much). I'm probably going to the LL bowling on Friday. My cat forgot how to pee in the litter box and I'm pissed. You all don't get no tags because I'm coughing too much and have to be to work tomorrow.
Good luck finding me on Facebook, you have until Friday to figure it out, because if I show up for bowling, I'm sure I'll give up my true identity.
Also, I have a sweet south endzone ticket to the Seahawks game this Sunday, anyone interested at face value ($65.00)?
Screw it, I'll try some tags.
Have at it folks.
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I'm stuck awake until this coughing fit goes away, is anyone still here?
Man do I love midgets.
I was asleep,
but then I started coughing like a sealion, so now I’m awake. I figured, “why not post something?”.
Man do I love midgets.
That works.
I was thinking about doing one, but I can’t do it tonight and tomorrow we’re on the road again. Maybe next week.
Ah...
The life of a professional athlete.
Man do I love midgets.
I work so I can afford to do the things I enjoy.
But I guess I can’t really complain either.
Man do I love midgets.
I used to work in a bar.
I loved it, but never had the schedule or money to do the other things I loved. So I switched to a career where I made neogh money to do the other things, even though my job is boring, and I’m pretty happy. Although going to work can be quite a chore most days.
Man do I love midgets.
Man I don't know what I'll do after basketball.
I can’t stand doing the same thing everyday, which is why basketball is so good for me. But I only get one day off per week, and I usually use that day to recover from two difficult games the two days before. And I have only one weekend off from September-April. But I don’t wake up and feel bad about going to basketball practice or lifting or running. And it balances out because I don’t work from May-August.
Do you have any other skills?
I always have other things to fall back on if I decide I’ve had it with accounting. What about coaching or something like that?
Man do I love midgets.
I'm not worried about being able to get a job after,
that won’t be a problem. My coach in college once told me I was focusing too much on school and not enough on basketball, so I have plenty of other interests. The problem is I don’t want to be doing the same thing everyday. But it seems the jobs that aren’t boring are also the jobs that aren’t high on the salary scale haha. I am just hoping I won’t have to worry about it for a few more years.
As for coaching, I definitely want to coach high school basketball. After that basketball becomes less of a sport and more of a business. The unseen sides of college and pro basketball are ridiculously cut-throat. Plus high school is a time when a coach can make the biggest positive impact I believe. Or negative impact I suppose. Haha.
Nothing wrong with being a high school coach.
Man do I love midgets.
Yeah. Although in the last 10 years even being a high school coach
has become more difficult. Unreasonable expectations from parents, shady dealings with college recruiters, a generation of kids who seem to have a sense of entitlement….
I think I’ll just win the lottery.
I wish you the best of luck.
I’d like to win the lottery myself. I guess I should start buying tickets.
Man do I love midgets.
They get paid jack squat.
My Dad coached HS football for a few years (he was a LB coach) and made ~$400 for the season. He worked at least 25 hours a week. He’s a head coach in middle school as well as his school’s AD and he makes maybe an extra $5k a year for doing that.
He does it because he loves it. It’s definitely a side job.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 1:43 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah.
It may be different in high school basketball though, there is a LOT of money floating under the table in regards to certain recruits. So making a career out of being a high school basketball coach is possible, but you kinda have to sell your soul to do so. Not something I really want to do.
See - Garfield HS, circa 1997-2005 =(
also known as “why I’m still waiting to win my first championship”
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 8:24 AM PST up reply actions
I find it ironic that I went to Garfield, which is the UCLA of Washington HS basketball
and then I went to UCLA, which is the UCLA of men’s college basketball and I’ve still never won a championship. Each successively more hilarious failure makes me more of a sad panda too…
Here’s to some joy on April 6, 2009!
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 8:27 AM PST up reply actions
I must say, as much as I'm not a fan of tea,
it seems to be helping tremendously with my coughing. I may have found a cure.
Man do I love midgets.
This is "citrus herb green tea".
I ate a satsuma orange and threw the rind in the tea. It seems to be helping, although I still don’t enjoy the “tea” taste much.
Man do I love midgets.
I find licorice root tea to work wonders on any sort of cold season ailment.
I love the way it tastes, too.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 1:45 AM PST up reply actions
If you're not into tea, try just drinking hot water.
And it might sound like I’m being a smartass but I’m not.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 1:44 AM PST up reply actions
I have the same thoughts about tea
But when I was at my worst my office manager demanded that I start drinking tea if I was going to be sick and still at work. I put down about 4 cups in a day, and it definitely helped. The heat cleared my chest, and everything else about it just made me feel better in general
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
Is it wrong to cut in on the conversation and say hey?
I feel like I am intruding..
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 1:27 AM PST reply actions
I'm going to sleep soon - I just work late shifts so I'm up!
Good luck with the coughing attack – I have had a cold for, give or take, 2 months.. Just can’t quite kick it – so I know alllllll about coughing attacks
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 1:28 AM PST up reply actions
Same here.
I’m in week three, and I can’t quite shake it. I feel fine (okay) during the day, but every night about 1:00, coughing fit!
Man do I love midgets.
More the merrier I say.
Although I’m about to try to head back to bed myself.
Man do I love midgets.
Yeah, it'll be light here in a few hours.
I should try to get some sleep since I have to work tomorrow.
Man do I love midgets.
I'm doin the same - see ya guys later!
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 1:33 AM PST up reply actions
Good night.
Good luck with our cough.
Man do I love midgets.
According to your stats, you are a COD5 All-Star
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 8:25 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah he is.
I think the three of us should match up at some point. He could carry our team while we try not to die
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:05 AM PST up reply actions
Hey hey hey, once I got the hang of the maps, I'm a league average contributor with an All-Stars ego
so in essence, I’m the Manny Ramirez of COD5
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
I haven't put enough time in to be able to say that about myself.
Hell, while playing on Tuesday night I came across 2 maps I’d never even played before
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
But I would say that a large chunk of my deaths are stupidity on my part
So I’m poised to make a big run. I’ll start a bunch of matches something like 2-8, but finish +2 or so. The talent is there, I just don’t do anything with it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
So you're the Loafie of COD5
bullshit, I wanted to be Jose Lopez =(
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
*Raspberry
I’m still a season or two from breaking out completely though. Took me some time on 4, and 5 seems just the same
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
Hahah woo!
Not sure if that is something to be proud of or not.. I started off with like a 1.9 K/D ratio but went steadily downhill from there. It’s a careful mix of running around like a psycho and taking out two of them before they get me and sniping.
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
Tell me about your sniping spots =)
So far I love the belltower on Outskirts, and I found a nice spot on Seelow that looks down two long paths that I can shoot down while in prone.
I hate the part how you need 75 kills for aperture sight though… that part is just murdering me
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
Seelow is my favorite - I got my 18 kill streak on that one.
I sit in top story of the building at the very top of the map, put a BB at the top of the stairs and go to town. You can see prolly around 60% of the map between the two windows. The best part is the stairs are the only place you have to guard, so you hardly ever get knifed.
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
Hmmm I'll have to try that
the other place I liked there is the deck where the stairs are the only place you have to guard. I just go prone and shoot towards the trains. Though I’m starting to think I’m thinking of the wrong map here
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
That sounds like Seelow, I can see the stairs that go up to that deck from the window in the building
So I can see a guy going up there, then I just shoot randomly through a tree that blocks my sight of the rest of the deck until I kill the guy..
Have you played Nazi Zombies? It’s my newest addiction. Played it last night for a couple games – it gets seriously intense.
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Not yet, I actually haven't played in a few days, thanks to being out and being really damn tired
Probably won’t get a chance to play tonight either, since I doubt I’ll eat before 8 PM thanks to one of the teams that I like actually being good and playing at 6. I’ll have to try it out though.
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
I'm home all night tonight, so if you can make some time then I'm down
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
I'm not sure what time I will be home tonight..
Technically, I was supposed to be at work about 3 hours ago.. whoops! Trying to decide if I should go in, or just tell them that I am out “doing interviews” – God bless working at a newspaper!
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
I'll keep an eye out for ya
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
I need people to play that with
It’s way too hard to do on solo. I can see the fun in it though, for sure
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I played with random people last night
But as long as everyone talks, it is entertaining.. Started with four of us, then one guy quit halfway through. Tons easier with four people than it is 3
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
You ok with me trying to crash in on some of your games when I see you on there?
I play CoD much better when in a party, even if just two people. Talking keeps me from focusing too much on the games and I then play better
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
My mic is broken and it's pissing me off =(
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
I had to go buy a new one not too long ago because my dog ate mine :-(
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
I want one of the wireless ones
because I spike my hair, so I can’t wear the regular ones like you’re supposed to, but I don’t want to drop $50 on a mic when I don’t talk all that much anyway.
I piss everyone off when I have my mic though because then they hear me yelling at myself over every missed snipe shot for ten minutes… =(
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Ha
Fuck!
Shit!
Dammit!
WTF I pointed it right at his face!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
That's EXACTLY how I am..
Lots of “ugh” “aww cmon!” “Jesus fuckin Christ” and it gets progressively worse from there
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
Don't forget racial slurs
and rampant homophobic slurs.
If you ever see me standing over a guy I just killed emptying a clip into his dead body
it probably means he no-aimed me with an SMG from twenty yards at some earlier point in the game and I was not happy about it
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
Vindictive much?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
Just a touch
a smidgeon. A tiny bit. Slightly. Or some such.
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
Love it!
I hate getting no scoped (that is a well-known phrase with my buddy and me)
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
I usually use no-scoped as well
but I always thought that was just a me thing. Guess not!
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
No Scope to the dome!
Pretty common phrase, actually
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
I bought one that came with a thing to go over my head
But the earpiece / mic comes off, so I disconnected them and it looks like one of the hands free devices for a cell phone from before bluetooth.. works out well
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
I shall have to try this as well
you’re like the resident Xbox expert around here…
Now we just need to get Teej in on this and we’ve got us a killin’ party!
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
Sounds good
Have you guys tried the demo for Left 4 Dead yet? It is so great, and I could see how having a group of 4 to play it would be a total blast. Coach has played the hell out of it the last couple days
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
One of the guys I was playin zombies with last night was stoked about that
I’ll admit, I hadn’t heard much about it until that.
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
Download the demo
It’s wonderful. I know Phildopip has been waiting for the game to drop so we could get a few of us together
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
I might just have to give that a shot..
Alright, I gotta head out. If I am much later in to work, people are gonna start to question me
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
They'll start to "interview" you?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
Hey ohhhh!
I just ducked in the back audio lab – I am the only one that ever comes back here so I can just say I have been in here doing editing all morning.. Success!
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
I have an extra
Not sure about feasibility of sending it to you, but it’s yours if you want
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Heh, I have a cunning plan
since I’m planning on test driving a Hyundai sometime in December if you’re up for it
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
Assuming you'll be up this way
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
Late?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
I am the exact same way - I play with a friend of mine most of the time
And when I am not, I just got pissed off and quit haha – long story short, sure!
by seattlesundevil on Nov 20, 2008 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
Whopping cough is one of the most annoying ailments around...
I loathed having it during the spring of ‘07. It’s basically just coughing non-stop for a couple months. At first it’s just annoying, but after it wears you down it really starts to hurt.
I don't have whooping cough or strep throat.
I saw the doctor, and he says this is just a bug that likes to hang around for a good long time. All I can do is get plenty of rest, fluids, etc and wait for it to go away.
Man do I love midgets.
And that being said, I'm headed back to bed to try to get some sleep.
Man do I love midgets.
I went to the Hawks game last week.
That was enough for me.
As for the coughing, I love Throat Coat Tea. If nothing else it stops your throat from feeling raw. I’m pretty sure QFC has it.
Coughing addition
One cough + three coughs = four coughs.
That's what I get for posting when I just woke up out of a dead sleep.
Man do I love midgets.
I've yet to find anything better than Fisherman's Friend
to rid one’s self of a bad cough.
God dammit.
I have little to do at the office today, so I was planning on working on some homework. That’d be great, but I brought the wrong flipping textbook.
There are so many kinds of flipping
…off
…pancakes
…houses
…records (kids, ask your mom or dad)
…unbelievable
that you’d have to have a series of textbooks to keep them all straight.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Nov 20, 2008 7:46 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Grandpa PDB, tell us about flipping records!
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 8:26 AM PST up reply actions
I'd make fun of PDB for the whole records thing
but I’ve got boxes upon boxes of vinyls in my closet…
Well, you take your Victrola and turn it upside down once Side One is finished
and then you can listen to side two.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Dinosaur Victrola, listen to Buck Owens
doo-doo-doo lookin’ out my back door.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 20, 2008 8:35 AM PST up reply actions
That reminds me of a major pet peeve
It’s FLIPPING off, not FLICKING off. I don’t really know why, but that drives me crazy when I hear it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
People say "flicking off"?
Who the hell says that?
Morans
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
My little brother used to say that, I hated it.
Moron.
Man do I love midgets.
I've found that Dick's really just doesn't hit the spot when I'm drunk.
Which is weird because Dick’s is never wrong when I’m sober.
I can't think of a situation when a Dick's Deluxe wouldn't hit the spot
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Still no worse than what's currently in a McDonald's Quarter Pounder
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
But when they run out of food it is the worst place ever
That incident last night cut me deep. It will take a long time for me to recover…
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
I can't beleive that.
If you’re out of everything, just shut off the lights and close. And fire whoever does your supply ordering.
Man do I love midgets.
Goddamn I'm still pissed about it
I wanted an Ultimate Cheeseburger, and the guy said “no no no, I have no patties”
Grrrrrrr
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
Now I want an ultimate cheeseburger.
I know where I’m going to lunch!
Man do I love midgets.
I would, but I don't want to go to that Jack in the Box for a while
Thankfully there is also one a bit further down the road, by the bowling alley
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Which JITB was it?
I don’t want to make the same mistake.
Man do I love midgets.
I'm home today, so don't worry
Not the one by Lowe’s on 125th and Aurora. That one has always treated me ok
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
I'm going to the one farther north by 185th.
Man do I love midgets.
Even better for you then
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
They actually make better cheeseburgers than the one by my house.
You’d think they’d be the same everywhere, but they’re not.
Man do I love midgets.
Ummmm, Ultimate Cheesburger...
I'm being owned again!
by Coach Owens on Nov 20, 2008 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
Dang, tried to put a "y" at the beginning.
I'm being owned again!
by Coach Owens on Nov 20, 2008 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Ok
I was a bit confused as to what the aim was for that comment. Now I know
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
I should have been in here at the time of the original post.
Instead, I was over on facebook pining after old crushes that I never acted on. Way to go, self.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 20, 2008 8:16 AM PST reply actions
So I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that I'm sitting here listening to Chinese Democracy.
Where the fuck is my Duke Nuke Forever?
I hope that Duke Nuke Forever is better than CD when it finally comes out
As I listened to CD last night, the phrase “glorious mess” kept coming to mind – there are little nuggets of good here and there, but by and large…..wow.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Be patient with DNF.
It’s release marks the beginning of the Apocalypse.
I thought that was Chinese Democracy
which would make DNF the second horseman of said apocalypse.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Chinese Democracy is the first warning sign.
DNF ushers in the end of the world.
ZOMBIEEEEES!
AHHHHHHH!!!
I'm being owned again!
by Coach Owens on Nov 20, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
Fuck that.
I’m hedging my bets on Gordon Freeman.
Much better idea
Plus, the world would rally behind the Free Man because he doesn’t say bad words and wave money at strippers
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:12 AM PST up reply actions
Agreed
Be careful what you wish for. Just download Duke 3D on Xbox Live and play that instead
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
And yeah know, I was a HUGE Guns N Roses fan growing up. Novemeber Rain and You could be Mine are some of my all time favorite songs.
So I have to have this album either way. Sigh. Quick review after the first listen
1.Chinese Democracy:Decent.
2.Shackler’s Revenger:Meh
3.Better: Not better, was crap.
I honestly stopped caring after Shackler's Revenge
because it all sorta started to sound like self-indulgent gloop. It’s too bad – I wasn’t expecting the GnR version of Pet Sounds, but I was hoping for something a little more coherent.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Street of Dreams is already the worst Guns N Roses song of all time. Holy jumping jesus this is horrific.
Did you get to the MLK sample yet?
There’s something….odd about Axl Rose sampling Martin Luther King.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Not yet, listening to #6
If the World was an improvement to Street of Dreams, but still not good.There was a Time is decent enough I suppose.Come on Axl, I’m halfway through and not impressed in the slightest.
it doesn't get much better from there I'm afraid
but definitely keep listening, because it does get weirder.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'm going with
“Good God Tommy Stinson What Happened To Your Self-Respect – Chinese Democracy”
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Catcher in the Rye sucked and I couldn't even get through all of Scraped.
I’m listening to Sorry, and I was hoping it would be Axl actually apologizing to us all. I’m sadly disappointed.
Couldn't get through Sorry either, Jesus.
Riad N’ The Bedouins(WTF?) I was able to at least get all the way though, still sucked. I.R.S was decent.
Madagascar…..I….I think I like it. I liked it when I first heard it at the MTV VMA music awards some years ago. It’s a little weird with the MLK sampling, and the same sampling from “Civil War”. But it’s a solid song.
Two more to go.
And I couldn't get through the last two songs.
So to recap after the first listen.
2 songs that look to be good and ones I would listen to again(Chinese Democracy and Madagascar)
2 songs that are just kinda meh, but I wouldn’t turn them off if they came across the radio.
9 songs that sucked. Just flat sucked.
And 1 song that is one of the worst songs I have ever heard.
15 years for that? Bravo Axl.
I'm hoping for an Axl Rose/Billy Corgan project at this point
because Corgan seems to be losing his mind too.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
BOTD...
These are getting harder and harder to find…
Bacon, Apple and cheddar breakfast panini:

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I wish I could see a picture.
That sounds oddly appetizing.
You can't see it?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
.
Now?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Shit. Sorry about the size.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Weird.
Try this:
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
link fail.
This one just wasn’t meant to be.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Last try.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
That one worked and it looks even better than I imagined.
I gotta make this.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'd have to swap out the cinnamon raisin english muffin because raisins are foul
but otherwise this is genius.
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YES.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I am so hungry right now. And now I have to attend a board meeting.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
YES YES YES
I third the muffin swap.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
I still haven't seen it,
but I am STARVING. I hope my assistant hurries back from lunch so I can go get some food soon. I lost a bunch of weight when I was sick, and now all I want is CALORIES!!!
Man do I love midgets.
if by "sorry about the size"
you mean "sorry you can’t see the picture at all: then apology accepted.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
wow that was odd
“sorry you can’t see the picture at all”
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I think Taylor H drunkposting would be the hilarious end of LL
unless him and Coach drunkposted at the same time, which would be the end of the world
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 9:24 AM PST up reply actions
This has been a crazy day.
Yesterday was just a normal Wednesday, and now we’re 3/7 of the way to the apocalypse.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'll let you know when I throw my next crazy party.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 21, 2008 9:18 PM PST up reply actions
This is a nice story and all
but I’m unsure why this belonged on the front page of ESPN.com
Of all the things that homeless people actually need
a free ticket to the movies probably ranks pretty low on the list. But, hey, whatever Tony Romo, at least you did something, right?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
If you were looking at a drawing and found the abbreviation
“RWR PLS ANAL” what would you think it meant?
Rewrite please, analysis?
Rewire pulse analog?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Graham wants anal?
I’m so sorry Graham that’s the first thing I thought of. “Rawr please anal.”
Rawr! Please Anal!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
...I am about to be very, very, very busy at work.
Our company just purchased another company. Oh my God I’m going to have twice as many machines to support.
Not to mention all the integration planning
I don’t know what size your company or the purchased company is, but there’s a whole ton of work involved in the whole integration process even before you get to the “wow I’ve got a lot more machines to support” step. Job security.
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I'm going to need a lackey.
I mean it. I’m going to have no time to do the normal help-desk stuff I typically do around the office.
I'll give you $20 to hire Coach or Taylor
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 9:43 AM PST up reply actions
The man sells Hyundais for a living
I think he’ll be just fine
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
not if he stretches out his finance contracts to 600+ months
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There are definitely worse things I could be selling in my industry
A bunch of co workers recently quit and left for a Chevy store they worked at before. The store sold only 30 total units last month, which is less than half of what my store did. Oh, and there are more sales people at the chevy store
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
The grass is always greener
Is a phrase that people always focus on in this business. And when things are down, people micro-analyze. If the entire industry is down, then the store that is down the least is doing the best. That’s why the owners have been in the store for the last 2 weeks. Our store has sold less cars the last couple months than it did those same months last year. The owner seems to think that it’s because we aren’t good at selling cars, instead of heeding my point above
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
I hear ya there.
I currently have four job offers right now because everyone needs more sales.
I am willing to listen because certain things here have been very frustrating lately.
However, I have been around long enough to know a different situation will not necessarily be better for me and my family.
I have a phrase I like to use to describe my industry. “Same circus different clowns.”
That saying has been used in my line as well
It’s funny though. This time of year is always like that in cars. Things slow down in the fall and people start looking for somewhere else. It’s kind of funny, really
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
Willingly leaving to work at a Chevy seller?
I don’t know if that’s wise right now.
Not in the slightest
Especially one that has the worst reputation in the business as both a bad place to work and a bad place to buy from.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
I possibly could be, to be honest
Always interested in branching out. I would only be able to do menial tasks for a while until I learned the more technical things. Email me, and we can talk
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
But Brian and I taught her to install drivers on her laptop
She’s probably a pro now
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, it'll be a fun few months, that's for sure
I have been through several integrations. They’re painful, but it’s good experience.
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Finally, some Christmas music I can get behind
All hail The Fleshtones.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Already have that, it's pretty damn cool.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
A NEW Fleshtones record?
It’s always a mixture of inspiring and bizarre to see indie bands from the early 80s that are still making a go of it.
Why not?
The Fleshtones are awesome.
They never really went away – they put out an album every 3-4 years or so at this point, and tour somewhat often. Those tours don’t get out this way much, but they play NY/NJ and the Northeast pretty regularly.
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those were some pretty cool songs you sent me by the way
haven’t had a chance to respond yet but thanks.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I like Sufjan's Christmas collection.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
So do I.
Like anything he does, there are about 40 songs too many, but some of those are now amongst my all-time fave christmas tunes. “This is the Worst Christmas Ever!” is so incredibly awesome.
You know, you're not very good at this nemesis thing.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Yeah, I might have to give it up.
But FUCK that Sec 108 douche…
Nope, not working. We gave it a shot, but you simply don’t inspire the requisite amount of loathing.
I used to DREAM of taking a wizz on this,
but now I just kinda feel sorry for the guy…
Man do I love midgets.
I have a 4 year old that doesn't believe in sleeping in
And thankfully I’m pretty clear this morning. I’d definitely rather be lying in bed though. I think today will be one of those days where I end up with a bad headache later in the day. But, otherwise just a stomach ache for now
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 9:56 AM PST up reply actions
Drink lots of water this morning
and take ibuprofen. Should head off the worst of the headache.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
And eat a banana.
Works for me. Every time I wake up and feel hungover, I drink a glass of water, take ibuprofen, eat a banana, and go back to sleep for 2 hours. It’s worked so far.
the other angels fan
No bananas in the house, although I will be hitting the grocery store later today
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
Looks like I missed all of your fun last night.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Yeah
It was a good night all around, really
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 9:57 AM PST up reply actions
Define "underrated".
That comment led to a pretty entertaining exchange.
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Plus I'm not sure anything in that particular thread can be underrated because it was awesome.
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My team's falling apart
and for once it’s not the Mariners. Walcott’s out for three months, and now Gallas, the worst captain in the history of captaincy, seems to think nobody rises to his level of motivation. This is like Willie Bloomquist demanding that everybody on his team hit as well as he does.
Sigh.
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Verizon is now offering a 20 down, 20 up FIOS package.
Yes I am upgrading.
Go to hell
I wish I had FiOS here in Renton. Though I’m about to cut Comcast down to the basic TV package and upgrade my internet to the next tier. I plan on using the Netflix streaming on my 360, and I want the full feature set (rewind, fast forward) with the HD streams they offer
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
Nice heads up, though I have no idea what 20 down/up means.
I’ve been planning to switch to FIOS since the baseball postseason, the games being on TBS (extended package for us) really pissed me off. We don’t watch enough cable to justify it anyway, so internet only makes sense.
20 Megabits per second download, 20 megabits per second upload.
They’ve also got a cheap local television package for $12.99 a month.
I wish they were in my neighborhood
I would kill to be able to do that. What’s the price on the 20/20?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
$67.99 a month.
Consider that the 10/2 package is $49.99 a month.
God I wish that was available here
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 2:27 PM PST up reply actions
Hmmm...
I haven’t read through this thread yet to see if Thingray’s identity has been revealed yet, but I will say that he hasn’t posted the baseball card as his FB avatar. Once revealed, or even before then, that might help people.
In the meanwhile, I post this as a either a distraction or a help…

Okay, this one, too…

This signature space for rent.
That is not me, and I have not been to Burning Man.
Man do I love midgets.
Drugs and freaks.
Quite the spectacle though.
Man do I love midgets.
Good point.
I’ll call you from Burning Man.
Man do I love midgets.
Macy's one-day sale yesterday cost me like two hours of sleep
and it was totally worth it, too
My boss just told me some kid is coming in next week to job shadow me.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh this will be fun.
Torture him
And make him never want to do your job at any point in his life
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
That's not what I would have to do as your lackey, is it?
Though if I was being paid it would be better than being a job shadow. Do this to him. You can break him
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
Kicked them in the crotch, probably
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
Told them that he actually wasn't a woman.
I'm being owned again!
by Coach Owens on Nov 20, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions 12 recs
As did I
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
I think I might actually rec that comment.
You know what, I will. You’ve earned it, Coach.
*Fist pump*
All right.
I'm being owned again!
by Coach Owens on Nov 20, 2008 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
Flagged
Just kidding
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
*Your're
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
I don't know what you're saying.
I'm being owned again!
by Coach Owens on Nov 20, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
Our li'l Coachie is growing up.....
…sniff
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You asshole, your work got in the way of my bowling.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I would have had the inspiration to bowl better than 60 if you were there.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
One story violates the no religion rule
And the other one I told to get back in the kitchen and start making babies, which I said without knowing that was what her BF would say to her before hitting her.
by Robert on Nov 20, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Well the kitchen one wasn't your fault then
You couldn’t know that about her. Unless you were her boyfriend, and you then started to hit her.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
That would pretty much make me stop talking to people ever
I would be so freaking mortified.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'm amazed you haven't been fired,
or at least sent to some sort of classes.
Man do I love midgets.
Telling a woman to "get back in the in the kitchen" is not usually acceptable in a work environment.
Man do I love midgets.
Eh, We joke like that at work all the time and she would say worse stuff to us
I just hit a hidden nerve that time.
We joke like that around here too,
but in most offices that would get you fired.
Man do I love midgets.
Everybody at my work makes racist comments all the time
Of course, I work with a Puerto Rican, a Chinese Guy, Two Black Guys, a Hindi, and then I am the only white guy. We kind of have an “anything goes” policy. Keeps things entertaining
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
I have to be careful because I'm the only male in my office.
Man do I love midgets.
This is another hint, folks
look for Shoreline property management businesses with lots of female workers and a guy named Dan or Fouts.
WOoooooooooooooooo
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
One of three options perhaps.
But good luck finding a staff list for my company online.
Man do I love midgets.
Lets not mix business with pleasure here.
I’ll be freaking out answering the phone all day. Or answering “Hello, the his Juan, may I help you?”
Man do I love midgets.
I don't mind of you guys figure out where I work,
I just don’t want every company in the area getting flooded with random “May I speak to Mr. Fouts in accounting please?” phone calls!
Man do I love midgets.
It would be extra funny if you actually said "the his Juan"
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
I hear that in my head with a terrible spanish accent, too
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
I'm soooo calling his work number and asking for Juan...
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
I have an agent that works for us that answers the phone exactly like that.
But his name isn’t Juan.
Man do I love midgets.
AHA!
(actually I DO know where he works, and it’s not there)
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
Note: Thingray owes +Paul many beers.
Man do I love midgets.
Take him to Hooters
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
Good luck finding one around here.
Is there still one by Lake Union?
Man do I love midgets.
Don't ever make this assumption
you’ll be surprised how easily they could go on without you.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Not necessarily
When I go, Fuzz goes and together we account for 85% of the store sales and 95% of the intelligence.
I always love when customers bring me goodies
Makes me happy
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
Hah! One of my dad's students used to bring him cookies.
Then he visited their house for some reason, turned out they were hippies. Goats and chickens running around inside the house.
This actually sounds like something I would enjoy.
Man do I love midgets.
Whoa
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/black-friday/879493
50" Samsung for $800. Might be my next COD TV
That's not bad at all
I’m debating stepping up to a 1080p set and selling my 50" DLP that I have right now.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
I keep hearing that the price of LCD television sets are going to crash come December.
Please, oh please happen. Especially at Amazon where I have a $100 gift certificate.
I thought the rumor was that they were basically going to crash on Black Friday
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Yes, that's what I've heard
well except for the staying low part. Perhaps for ~1 year or so. This is the first evidence of said price crash that I’ve seen though. Everyone else is advertising 42" for ~$800
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
The companies that make these TV sets have been working on new factories
and those are all coming online around the same time.
I'm kind of excited for it
I paid 1300 for my tv about 3 years ago, and to think I can get one that is infinitely better for less money makes me happy
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
And to think of all the paying jobs those companies are creating for underprivileged children!
Everyone wins!
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
God bless us, everyone!
Now get back to work, Tiny Tim!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
Those t-shirts aren't going to sew themselves together, dammit.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Stop it, you're making me feel bad about spending 3 euros on clothes yesterday
okay fine, well about $50, but it’s all the same
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
It's only a 720P, but given that 90% of my TV use is mindless basketball games in the background and Xbox, I just want a bigger screen
screen size > resolution
the only thing is that I don’t know what to do with my 32" Vizio if I buy this. I suppose I could sell it, but who’s gonna pay more than $400 for a 32" TV? I guess I could advertise it with CC’s extended warranty though… that might net me $400, which would be enough capital to make purchasing a 50" worthwhile
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I have a 50" Samsung DLP
I plan on buying a 46-50" LCD with 1080p and selling my old one for whatever the market says I should. But there’s really no reason to not go for a 1080p set anymore. The price difference is becoming negligible. Shop around a little this holiday season and you’ll probably find something out there that’s a great deal
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
Hmmm, I guess I'll have to go check it out
I’ve been totally satisfied with 720p up to this point, most likely because it’s such a huge step up from the SD that I was watching my whole life up until last year, and my TV isn’t that big. I never really gave it a second thought up to this point, honsetly
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
I'm still not convinced I need to care about the difference between 720p and 1080i
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Define "noticeable", though
I have a 42" 720p plasma, and it looks pretty amazing. Would I really notice that much of a difference?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
that's the answer I was looking for
now I’ll go back to reading my Farmer’s Almanac.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
720p to 1080i are very similar
720p is better for fast moving stuff like games and sports, while 1080i is better with movies and things of that sort. 1080p is the best of both worlds
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Exactly.
And until sports are actually broadcast in 1080p, I don’t really care. I don’t have a blu-ray, so the 720p-1080p thing doesn’t really matter to me.
Is anyone broadcasting in 1080p yet?
Direct TV is preparing to, but it's highly compressed
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Incredibly
It’s all about the bullet points that you can offer that competition can’t
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
I only plan on getting a 1080p set for future proofing
I plan on getting Blu-Ray at some point, and this will probably be the last TV I buy for a while
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
Hmmm
I’d guess I’m buying another TV within the next 3-4 years. Should I just get the 1080 now or wait for the next one? This one is just my first giant post-college TV for Xbox and DVDs (don’t have/want a Blu-ray, way too expensive for the time being)
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
You'd survive with 720, really
Especially at the prices you’re talking for now, you’ll be good for several years with it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
If you get a big tv
It’s best to go with a 1080 model if you want to watch blu-rays and have good eyesight. If you just plan on watching tv (especially without and HDMI connection), 720 will do.
Furcal
Eh, Fox does football in 720p and it looks horrible
CBS and NBC do 1080i and it looks pretty good.
I suppose it depends on the size of your TV, if you have a small tv, then yes, in a vacuum sports in 720 could look better.
Furcal
I know we've had this discussion before
but, at least to me, 720p on Fox is waaaay better than CBS’s 1080i.
????
How bizarre. Colors are better, and it deals with fast motion a lot better.
It looks like there's Vaseline on the camera
they don’t have that problem with anything else just football,
Furcal
Keep in mind that I am speaking in absolutes when I point out 720 and 1080's advantages/disadvantages
What the broadcast company does with it is up to them
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
ABC's 720, is acceptable
But I dislike how the graphics look pixelated (even though the picture is fine). I dunno, CBS and NBC offer a brighter more colorfully rich picture for football and I think it’s really noticeable. If it doesn’t make that much difference to you…
So I guess what I’m saying is through personal experience I’ve sens both 1080 networks broadcast superior picture quality compared to the 720 networks. Maybe it’s just a coincidence, I don’t know..
Furcal
Again, the networks dictate the quality
For instance, if you had a pure video source capable of both 720 and 1080 and could run different types of programming, you’d see the differences I mentioned.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
For some reason it vibrantly bright yellow on the big set
and more normal looking on the little one.
Furcal
There isn't much.
You can tell the difference between those and 1080p at 50" rather easily.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Man wants to trade Civic hatch for LCD TV
I’m thinking about offering this guy my TV and $600 for his car
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
...
.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
They're horribly gas efficient cars, Corco.
Gas is expensive.
I paid $1.99 a gallon last time I filled up
What the fuck are you talking about
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Good for you I'm still paying over $2.11 a gallon.
I don’t exactly have a lot of income available either. If I could get a Civic hatch I would.
1990 Dodge Colt
Joy of being semi-American, 40 MPG
better than buying some old Japtrap
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Dear God, Corco, I know you're drunk but stay out of the box
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 8:31 PM PST up reply actions
Just saying if your only objective is fuel efficiency
there are plenty of domestic alternatives to Honda Civic hatchbacks
In your case you are getting a fantastic deal
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Where are you getting this gas?
Just once, ONCE I want to pay less than $2.00 a gallon for gas.
When I first got my license it was close to that price, actually
I remember being pissed at spending $25 to fill the gas tank on my Dad’s old Suburban
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
I'm with you, and as far as vinyl,
They were my first albums, and come full circle, my label is now releasing them.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I left Ft. Riley KS in spring '00. $.69.
No state taxes since it’s a federal post, so it’s kind of cheating. Still, for the first 10 years I had a license, I bet I only paid over a buck for maybe 1 year total.
Had to walk uphill and in snow in both directions too.
I'd be fine with 3.00
I bought my car back when it was 4.40 a gallon and now having a car that gets 35 MPG is super awesome
It all works out.
As fuel becomes more and more expensive, other options become more viable.
Yet still not as energy dense as petrol.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
At all depends on how expensive gasoline becomes.
At some point the price hits a point where something else becomes more cost effective. God help us all if we ever get to that point.
More cost effective, yes.
But still not as cost effective as oil at it’s best point (or even right now).
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Or right now.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Yet true.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Watch "The End of Suburbia"
It’s a little alarmist, yet mostly correct.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
People's reaction to gas prices rising pissed me off.
I heard so many people say it wouldn’t bother them. But it’s ripple effects are massive. My old man is a farmer, it quadrupled the price of fertilizer. Corn fuel was a joke in the 70’s, I never read one thing that dusted off that piece of history. He’s got hay going right now, ancillary benefit of everyone putting in corn? Shortage of hay, so his selling price more than quadrupled.
Ugh, I need to start a blog so I have an outlet for long winded rants.
This bugs me more than it should.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Did you ever find out why it was towed?
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 8:24 PM PST up reply actions
The place it was towed from has been changed
From “no parking til 5pm” to “no parking between 4-5, okay all other times”
Japanese.
It’s how we talk about superior cars.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I refuse to get into this argument
Search my comments for American car if you want to review my contentions
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I like the box less than most imagine
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You can just let things go as a joke, you know.
Or have fun with it. The next time someone asks you what car they should get, give them the absolute worst car you can think of, like maybe a Ford. (see what I did there?)
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Many things are jokeable
Automobile countries of origin are not
You telling me Japanese cars are superior would be like me telling you I just sent 36 large men to rape your mother
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closing the tab on this thread
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wow
I don’t normally comment on my own posts but Jesus Christ
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Either drink or post.
Probably best to stop mixing them at this point.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Does the car run?
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
Sure sounds like it
and he’s got some aftermarket stuff on the car too, unless 1990 Civic hatches came with 18" rims
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Hmmm...sounds like a riceburner.
Be careful with that car, you should.
Put a real muffler on that car you should.
Man do I love midgets.
He's in Gardena, it's an absolute miracle if it's not a rice rocket
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
I tried to run the car through the machine, but it kept breaking.
Man do I love midgets.
Does your shit have a VIN?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
Wouldn't that make it a SIN instead?
Man do I love midgets.
Pouche
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
Hehe..
You said “poo”.
Man do I love midgets.
Thank god somebody got that
I was feeling brilliant
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
Whatever, just having that got me hired over a bunch of other people.
True story. At the time I was hired I was legitimately under-qualified, but that was enough to push me over the top.
Top rank in the program.
A true pinnacle of geek status.
What was the other one,
Kiwanis or something?
Man do I love midgets.
Future Farmers of America?
Man do I love midgets.
yup. I don't know anything about Kiwanis but it seemed a natural next step.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I think it was Kiwanis.
A friend of mine was in it when I was a kid and tried to get me to join. I went to one meeting and bailed. If I remember correctly it was a more religious version of boy scouts.
Man do I love midgets.
I don't recall it being much fun.
I don’t think he stayed long either.
Man do I love midgets.
Didn't know there was such a thing
that’s freakish.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I could still have the name wrong,
this was decades ago.
Man do I love midgets.
I was kidding anyway, but that D&D comment??
NEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!
Man do I love midgets.
Roll your dice big man, I'm standing right here.
Man do I love midgets.
Speaking of asses,
I know a great place for those dice young man.
Man do I love midgets.
I was a wolf scout till the fuckers wouldn't give a pocket knife and i said fuck that noise and stayed at home and played sonic and knuckles
I did basically the exact same thing
Except my Dad had already bought me a knife and they kept having us bring them but we never used them. Dad and I stopped going after that
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
Congrats.
I just couldn’t be bothered, what with school sucking up every waking moment of my day. I stayed at Star and just played middle management for the last two years in Scouts. :)
by James F'n X on Nov 20, 2008 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
Yay!
Rosethal:
Ibanez: Ready to cash in
Ibanez, coming off a two-year, $11 million contract with the Mariners, has been undervalued for virtually his entire career.
That is about to change.
Ibanez, 36, is drawing significant interest from a number of clubs, and compares favorably to the other free-agent sluggers in at least two categories.
His 338 RBIs over the past three seasons are more than the totals posted by Teixeira (336), Ramirez (311), Dunn (298) and Pat Burrell (278). Ryan Howard led the majors during that time with 431 RBIs.
Sabermetricians generally dismiss “counting” stats such as RBIs, but Ibanez played for sub-.500 Mariners teams in two of those seasons, and his home games were at pitcher-friendly Safeco Field.
Ibanez also batted .331 with runners in scoring position during that three-year period, tied with Teixeira and ahead of Ramirez (.317), Burrell (.237) and Dunn (.234). Mike Young led the majors with a .359 average over that span, according to STATS LLC.
Is Ibanez better than Ramirez or Teixeria? Of course not. He’s also five years older than Burrell and seven years older than Dunn, and hits for less power.
Still, teams love Ibanez’s professionalism, and one general manager predicts he will receive a three-year deal for between $8 million and $12 million per season.
Furcal
As long as that 3/8-12 doesn't come from Seattle that's just fine.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Amen.
I hope he gets that deal, just somewhere else.
Man do I love midgets.
I'd be happy for him if he got that somewhere
He seems like a good guy, and I have no problem letting somebody else give him a ton of money
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
By all accounts he's a model citizen.
He just isn’t someone we need on this team at this point.
Man do I love midgets.
Don't squander all that upthread goodwill
pretty sure Raul’s well outside his arb-eligible years, and he’s a free agent.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
No, he's right - the M's need to offer him arb if they want the draft picks
Raul will undoubtedly say no, but they need to make the offer or he just walks like Jose Guillen did.
And then instead didn't offer him arbitration which cost us some picks?
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
maybe he's skipping class
I’ll tell his mom when I see her later.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Unsure?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
This makes no sense
Sabermetricians generally dismiss "counting" stats such as RBIs, but Ibanez played for sub-.500 Mariners teams in two of those seasons, and his home games were at pitcher-friendly Safeco Field.
I think he's trying to say that Ibanez getting that many RBI was amazing considering the crappy team he played for, and the pitchers park he played in.
Man do I love midgets.
Yes but there's no reason to mention "sabermetricians."
A better way to phrase that would have been “Despite playing on sub-500 Mariner teams, he managed to put up 431 RBIs while playing his home games at pitcher-friendly Safeco Field.”
I think the problem is...
“pitcher-friendly Safeco Field” isn’t quite so “pitcher-friendly” for Raul-type hitters…
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by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
I'm not saying that Rosenthal's analysis was right
I’m just saying there was a better way to phrase it.
I am saying his analysis glossed over how RBI's have ton to do with opportunity.
Yes the Mariners were bad, but our leadoff hitter was not.
Except that's his point...
Because the M’s have completely sucked, there have been fewer RBI opportunities. In spite of fewer opportunities, he’s been MORE productive than the guys he rattled off…
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by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
That's how I read it,
but the Saber thing had no place there
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
What's for lunch today?
Tacos from taco truck?
Pho?
Chinese?
Thai?
Subway?
i don’t know.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
It's probably Subway here...
Nothing like eating fresh-ish. Or ‘frish’ as it’s referred to here.
by James F'n X on Nov 20, 2008 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
Pho. Always pho
though lately I’ve been obsessed with the vermicelli at Vietnamese places.
P.S. I am always craving Vietnamese food. Best thing ever.
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, it's looking like pho's the winner
it’s a pho sorta day here. Rainy and cold. Pho is amazing.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Vietnamese food is God's gift to hungry and/or hungover people
actually, just people in general
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
went with the pho, it was phantastic
I’ve never been to this particular pho place, and it did not disappoint.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Dammit,
I still haven’t had pho yet. I promise Jeanuts I’d try it with her, but it hasn’t happend yet.
Man do I love midgets.
Ooohh.. I bet it would have been.
Man do I love midgets.
I'm not really a fan
Had it twice from 2 different places, and it was just really bland and didn’t do a thing for me
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
If you find it bland you should spice it up
At most places they serve it with jalapenos on the side, and there’s usually rooster sauce around – throw some of that/those in and you’re talkin’ good stuff.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Hoisson, or something to that effect
I think
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
I plan on trying it again
I know that I should like it, so I will definitely give it another try, and will attempt to spice it up more
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
And for your first pho experience
avoid the tripe. It’s worth trying at some point but stick with the steak one the first time out.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
When I try it I'm sticking to something basic at first.
No tripe on the first date.
Man do I love midgets.
I was getting pho once and a guy ordered tripe.
The waiter asked if he had ever had it and when he said no the waiter convinced him to get something else.
It was rather amusing when his girlfriend explained what trip was.
I'm not a tripe fan
5 or 12 all the way, I just want meat and veggies in mine
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
Don't feel so bad...
I haven’t had it either…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
Paul - try Little Danang, right on 4th ave and Water st.
Good, good vietnamese food.
Will do at some point...
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by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 9:41 AM PST up reply actions
bruin's right, it's pretty much the perfect food
especially on cold cloudy days like this.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Now I'm starting to doubt my craving for an ultimate cheeseburger.
But I can’t go get pho without Jeanuts.
Man do I love midgets.
Pho is perfect in every situation
lunch, dinner, post hangover, etc. It’s cheap, fast, good, and not unhealthy. What more could you ask for?
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
I had to settle for pizza.
Only thing that will deliver to home, and I don’t feel like leaving the house yet
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
I've got a coupon for a free Costco pizza
I should get one today.
So good

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
Until KIRO, hopefully
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
.
Have to have somebody (heh, "body") fill the honorary Wayne Cody role…
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by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
I wouldn't say great, per se
But he definitely doesn’t give a shit about asking some questions that will earn interesting answers
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
Well..at least it's better than that lady who couldn't get off of the whole Asian American manager thing
during yesterday’s presser.
Didn't hear it, so I couldn't say
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
Though if you want to hear a horribly awkward interview
Check out the one he did with Alyssa Milano on October 15th
Just Ctrl-F and type Milano.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
Z sticks up for Bedard in this interview.
Good on you, Z.
Very bad on him
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
Very good on him
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
I controlled=F'd for Law and didn't see it.
He’s been pimping voting for Cameron throughout his chat. Hopefully it pays off.
Keith Law.
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatESPN?event_id=23724
He’s mentioned that people should vote for Dave 3-4 times now.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 20, 2008 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
So the bowling shindig is at 7:30, correct?
Man do I love midgets.
I had 6:30 stuck in my head for some reason.
I was trying to figure out how I could get out of the office, get to Everett, then back to Renton in that time.
Man do I love midgets.
I do hope you can make it out
Should be plenty of fun
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
Chances are we'll be there unless something comes up.
We’ll bring our balls and everything. I’m assuming bowling shirts are required?
Man do I love midgets.
Also, maybe you should update the bowling post to show how many people are confirmed or probable.
Man do I love midgets.
I can do that?
Well I’ll be…
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
Yep, just click edit.
Man do I love midgets.
My guess is that you and I are the only ones with bowling shirts, so I'll say no
Shirts are required, yes, but doesn’t have to be a bowling shirt
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
I wasn't planning on wearing my league jersey (especially since I might suck),
but I figured I could do a “Two and a Half Men” Charlie Sheen style shirt at least. I was talking to a guy last night that said those lanes are REALLY slick, is that true?
Man do I love midgets.
They are quite slick for leagues
But, since we’ll be doing open bowl while a league uses the other half of the house, we shouldn’t be too bad. They oil in the morning, and we’ll be dealing with however much will have been used during the day
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
Good, I don't throw an aggresive hook, so slick lanes can really mess me up.
I don’t want to show up with all my gear and then look like a total ass.
Man do I love midgets.
I don't hook aggressively either
I stand with my left foot one board right of the second dot from the right, and throw the ball over the 7 board usually. Soft fade up the side, works very well at Hillcrest.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
I might throw a little bigger hook than that.
I haven’t been bowling well lately though, so we’ll have to see.
Man do I love midgets.
Then adjust both marks slightly to the left as needed
Should work fine for you. Either way though, who cares, right? Just good company for an evening
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
I'll adjust if necessary.
And if I bowl crappy, oh well. I was worried about the same thing when I went to an LL softball gathering last year, and I hit like .750 with a bunch of doubles and a HR. So we’ll see what happens.
Man do I love midgets.
Good, then we'll see you tomorrow night!
Remember, we are bowling at Kent lanes, on central avenue, at 9:15 pm. Be ready to drink!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
I think if he showed up at Kent wearing that he'd get beaten to death
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
If I went to that bowling alley I guaran-damn-tee
I would run into some loser from high school.
I avoid Kent with all I have. Fucking worst place to grow up.
This used to be a lovely farm. Now it is miles of ghetto apartments.
And of course that's not something that I want
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
I'd protect him if the aggressors were hobos.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I was just about to mention that.
The odds of hobos being the aggressors in Kent is probably quite high.
Man do I love midgets.
Correct
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
I call shenanigans.
Unfortunately there’s not much we can do. What a stupid way to award a five figure prize.
Yeah taking the high road isn't getting Dave $10,000
but he should be proud of the fact that the vast majority of his votes came from a massive amount of people who have read and appreciated his work. All of the unsolicited shoutouts he’s gotten from people in the sports media has been pretty damn cool as well.
That is pretty cool.
Man do I love midgets.
Yeah, I'd rather have the $10,000 than a moral victory
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
Oh no, I wouldn't trade my morals for ten grand
but I’d trade a moral victory for it
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
My new nickname is money. I look forward to sleeping with you both soon.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Nov 21, 2008 12:14 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Am I looking at this right?
Did Mauro get 1,200 votes in 20 minutes?
I can't believe an internet poll is being gamed.
Furcal
by JI on Nov 20, 2008 2:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Thingray is definitely a Dan
now if only the half-brother last name thing was right instead of wrong, we’d have us a solved mystery =(
Yeah.
Search for “Dan” on FB and see how many results you end up with.
Man do I love midgets.
Oh! Oh!
Is he the one with the douchebag Hollister shirt?
Yeah. I 'm the one that looks like a douchebag.
Man do I love midgets.
I never figured you for the douchebag Hollister type.
How’s the ASUBoyd school of fashion treating you?
Men hit me, women run from me.
It’s working out well.
Man do I love midgets.
Interesting there were only 6 Dans on Facebook
I was surprised – I thought it was a more common name
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
Funny, my search came back with "over 500 results".
Man do I love midgets.
Yes! You should narrow it down with a last name.
Why don’t you let us know what that is so we can help you?
I'll give you a hint,
it contains a vowel.
Man do I love midgets.
I find it irritating that there's no Everett, WA network.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 2:15 PM PST up reply actions
What's a network?
Do I have to join it or something?
Man do I love midgets.
I think I just gave you a hint,
or at least stopped you from heading down a bad path.
Man do I love midgets.
I've been thinking about this,
and I’ve posted all the info you need to find me on FB right here on LL. Just nobody has put it all together yet.
Man do I love midgets.
Nowhere that I know of.
Man do I love midgets.
The game will end soon enough I'm sure.
Unless I’m a dick and pretend you’re all wrong even if you DO find me.
Man do I love midgets.
I thought that was the logical next step for you, honestly
and I would have laughed.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I should go delete my FB account and really mess with people.
Man do I love midgets.
Nah..
I figure the game ends tomorrow when I show up at the bowling event.
Man do I love midgets.
Hmmm.
Well, I know your name and where you work, and I still haven’t sent you a friend request.
Knowing that you’re happily engaged to Jeanuts, and I’m happily married to Mrs. PositivePaul, I think it’s only fair that you should celebrate your, uh, coming out on Facebook by friending me first.
I almost sent this dude a friend request, since he appears to be with some sort of ‘midget’

You have seen these photos by searching for yourself, haven’t you?
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
Everybody go to PositivePaul's page and obsessively refresh until he gets a new friend
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
And I'm only 50% joking about this, somehow
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
No, but seriously, we can solve this mystery together
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
Aghhhhhhhhhh Thingray why must you torture us?
I feel like Robert on the average Sunday
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
Or Jeff on the average spring or summer day
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
He graduated from Meadowdale HS.
That might be useful.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
He doesn't have to be in a network for it to show up on his profile
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
Oh yeah, I always forget the education is a separate field
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
but he does have to indicate it for it to show up
so if he hasn’t actually told FB he went there, that’s no use.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
And he's probably now removed it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
When I put my FB profile together
I briefly pondered putting in all incorrect information, just because it’d be funny. But then I realized that no one would actually care, and I have enough things that make only me laugh that I didn’t feel the need to add another.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Just to be clear:
I am not actively attempting to hide from you guys. What is on my FB profile is whatever I would normally put there.
Man do I love midgets.
And I, in turn, am not actively looking for you
so I guess we’re square.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'm massively bored, so this is all I am doing.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 3:06 PM PST up reply actions
It just dawned on me,
I will need your FB names to I will know who won…
Man do I love midgets.
I don't even know what I did there..
What did I do?
Man do I love midgets.
we're all looking for you so you ask for our names instead
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Well, it will notify me when someone sends a friend request,
and I doubt everyone uses their LL screen name on FB.
Man do I love midgets.
I suppose that is true.
Man do I love midgets.
I think that should be a rule,
so I can reward the winner.
Man do I love midgets.
"so" I will know who won.
Man do I love midgets.
That cracked me up, and almost got me in trouble!
I was on the phone with Jeanuts, and she said ’I’m a pretty smart person", then I started laughing because of this post. Talk about having to backpedal!
But yes, for your cooperation, you will be the first friend request I send once I am found!
Man do I love midgets.
And I've helped a ton, too...
HAHAHAHA
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
But even if you know his name...
There are over 500 of him…
Sampling:
:


(Hey – how’d you go to Hooters w/o me?)
(Hmmm. Potential. Maybe he enlisted Robert to draw his FB avatar…)
(…or Robert’s sunglasses style)




(I don’t think he’s quite THAT elder of a statesman)

(I don’t think that’s Jeanuts, and I’ve no idea why this was in the search results, but…)
ZOMG NO POLITICS!
and plenty more…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 3:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You're very open minded.
But none of those are me.
Man do I love midgets.
But Reagan would not remember you.
Too soon?
Man do I love midgets.
It would have been even funnier if he was still alive.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
No you're saying I smell bad?
Man…..
Man do I love midgets.
Perhaps his parents were progressive.
Try searching “Da9znnn.”
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Nov 20, 2008 2:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That's not progressive, that's stoned.
Man do I love midgets.
The 9, the z, and the first and third n are all silent
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
It's Polish and JIve
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by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
I AIN'T GONNA FALL FOR NO BANANA IN MY TAILPIPE!!!
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Nov 20, 2008 3:05 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
SI is reporting we're one of the teams pursuing Teixeira....
Seriously?
Man do I love midgets.
I swear they pick teams out of a hat for these stories.
Man do I love midgets.
Pleasepleaseplease....
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Tex said his top three destination choices were LAA, Seattle and Baltimore in an interview this year
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
So
if any one or group of ones wants to paypal me $29.95 so I can buy about 10,000 proxy IPs for some reason, I wouldn’t complain
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or alternatively help me find giant lists of unused proxies saved as a text file for some reason
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
At this point I need help to get the necessary stuff to do the thing I have to do
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understood
just wanted to make sure we all remember that there’s a war on. Or something like that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Today is fucking draft day
Go find me lists of IP proxies, format them in a text file in a list with the port connected with a colon and email them to me
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Priorities, Dammit!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
you'd never know it from my posting frequency but ac's right
and what that means in practical terms is that my employer frowns on browsing, shall we say, the nether edges of the internet where these things reside. But I’m trying a couple things.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Off to Fry's
Hope they have my damn hard drive in stock now, as well as an IDE-USB cable so I can empty my old hard drive and get back to streaming movies to my xbox
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
That's what I'll be looking for
I just hope it’s there. Where may I find it? I checked the section for hard drive cables last time (Monday) but didn’t see one
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
I found them
I was searching with the hard drive cables, where they keep pretty much every other type of converter they stock. The IDE to USB is actually with the hard drive enclosures. Weird, but whatever. YAY! That means that by tonight I will have my old hard drive ported over to the new TB drive, and I can resume watching movies on the Xbox
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
I believe Thingray may have been found on FB.
Confirmation available shortly.
Man do I love midgets.
If this Thingray has 22 friends...
…then it wasn’t really a fair fight.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 3:47 PM PST up reply actions
You are not cheating, are you sir?
Man do I love midgets.
If it was this hard for ME to find you...
…I don’t think anyone else ‘round here could’ve found you.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe you didn't find me,
maybe it was someone else…
Man do I love midgets.
Hmmmm...
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by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
Entirely possible...
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by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
Actually the winner was dpseadv.
Hi Kermit.
Man do I love midgets.
Now the question is:
Should I accept the friend requests and expose my true identity to the world?
Man do I love midgets.
I'M AT WORK, GIVE ME A SECOND!!!!
(I have to pretend I’m working occasionally, or they won’t pay me)
Man do I love midgets.
There.
The deed is done.
Man do I love midgets.
Oh geez, here it comes!
INCOMING!!!
Man do I love midgets.
Jeez.
Speaking of which — I didn’t realize how many LL regulars I haven’t friended yet…
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by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
Now I'm getting friend requests from people I don't recognize by their real names.
Man do I love midgets.
Now your task is to figure out which name belongs to which screenname
I’ll give you a hint – Robert is pretty easy to figure out
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
Check out the LL group page
That’ll help.
(Just posted the link on your wall)
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by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 4:26 PM PST up reply actions
I saw that, it's a big help,
thank you.
Man do I love midgets.
Sadly no friend notification for Ess.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I haven't found you yet.
Man do I love midgets.
I am at a a loss as to how dpseadv pulled that off.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
I am curious myself actually.
I think he should explain himself.
Man do I love midgets.
Uh, at some point you mentioned your first name.
Then in some other link you mentioned Mcdonald. In your posted picture, notice the dirt on the left shoe. It is a type only found in Lynnwood. Also the right hand has callouses located only where a bowler would typically have them. The body language indicates an unusually close couple, indicating people who have probably dated since high school.
Actually the woman in the pic kind of looked like Jeanuts from a softball pic somebody linked. Plus another link you gave two options for your first name and another you mentioned your last.
Oh weird, I deleted some words in there, but they posted anyway.
Nothing like being redundant, what a dummy.
Well done.
The only thing your wrong about is Jeanuts and I and high school. We did not know each other then. And that is her in my profile pic.
I’d probably be dead if it was some other woman.
Man do I love midgets.
Not Dead
Just living with said other woman!
AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)
Where is that pic taken at anyway?
I was goofing on the detective stuff, but I was actually trying to make out what was on that sign in the background.
The Relief Pitcher
It is a little bar just north of Cannon Beach
AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)
We're going to run that bar into the ground
just ya’ll wait… =(
Never let the dream of Scrappy’s die!
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 5:48 PM PST up reply actions
Oh snap! If I had blown that up, I would look like the most genius sleuth ever!
Missed opportunity crap crappity crap
Still did a pretty good job.
Man do I love midgets.
And the billboard behind it says "Shilo Inns" if I remember correctly..
Man do I love midgets.
Yeah, I think the softball photos pushed me into confidence...
Oddly enough, though, I have his e-mail address and tried finding him that way first. I don’t know why that didn’t work. Maybe because it wasn’t actually in there the time I searched using that method.
Because damn, when I searched for his name and even ruling out the ones from other states, I sure as heck couldn’t find him. I had my suspicion, but I wasn’t confident enough until this afternoon sending a random “Dan McDonald” a friend request…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 6:41 PM PST up reply actions
One that pays the bills.
Man do I love midgets.
Oooh. Nice!
I’d like to figure out how dpseadv found you first. I’m sure the profile pix from your various namesakes I posted probably helped…
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by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
I was able to find NOLA's dad long before her name went public
This mystery just didn’t interest me.
how many restraining orders are lodged against you?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I am concerned
Thingray has stalkers!!! Should i be concerned for my safety?
AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)
If it wasn't for you meddling kids...
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I don't know about "incited".
Perhaps vaguely encouraged.
Man do I love midgets.
NOLA would have if she was here
AC helped too
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 4:14 PM PST up reply actions
I am confident
He was inciting. He has his fingers in many sinister stews.
AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)
For legal reasons,
that wasn’t me, that was other dudes.
Man do I love midgets.
And SHIT
the Ronald McDonald gremlin hint, how did I miss that ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
Starting to make sense now?
I told you guys you had all the info you needed.
Man do I love midgets.
Pretty amazing, really.
And they didn’t even capture his best moves, the top drawer Street Beats stuff. When you consider the fact that he’s standing in an aisle and thus can’t really move his feet, it really does appear that his torso’s being pulled around by celestial puppet strings.
The best fact is that the first "related video" on
this is Total Eclipse of the Heart.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 20, 2008 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
"Meme I'd Like to Kill"?
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Thingray and Wlad have something in common
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Give me a break,
I’m going as fast as I can and still pretend to work.
Man do I love midgets.
That's right.
But you know her password, so what’s the point?
Man do I love midgets.
I'll do it eventually I suppose.
My biggest fear is the random comments I see some people make. One of our friends in particular is incredibly obtuse.
Not sure I want a client or someone I am trying to land as a client seeing that crap.
I think there are blocks/controls that you can use.
I haven’t tried to figure them out though.
Man do I love midgets.
Make your profile so completely private nobody can see you
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Yes, just set your profile as "private".
Man do I love midgets.
right
and if you have clients make sure you make it so your last name only displays the first letter and not the whole thing so when they search for your name t hey won’t find you and be tempted to add you
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE THE POWER
I will never tell anybody that your last name is fuckpants OH CRAP I’VE BLOWN YOUR COVER NOW
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Every single one of the sexy people know my last name too.
And spell it right to respect my Swiss heritage.
Hmm.
Is it Lisa S. Or L. Simpson…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2008 9:31 PM PST up reply actions
I only accepted because what kind of douche denies a facebook friend request
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My facebook says [Thingray] is now friends with [Coach Owens]
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Where have you been?
We’ve been trying to find Thingray’s facebook page for ages.
Did that start on the bowling post?
I think I saw a thread there about how no one from LL has found his facebook
I used to love reading the OTFPOTD but now it just seems to be one big joke that only 6 people get
Maybe it’s just me getting old. I don’t know
by Robert on Nov 20, 2008 4:38 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Just trying to help him remember.
But yes, you’re right, JI is VP and….wait a minute, this in-joke is totally played out.
And 1 hr 20 mins until an infinitely more important games starts
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
WSU wins 2-0 in overtime.
Ronnie Fouch sacked for a safety.
That's almost the same prediction my friend made...(on facebook haha)
They said WSU 3-0 in 2OT
Someone has to win
This is going to look like the greatest high school football game of all time
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
To be honest I really don't follow HS football cuz I don't care about it
Is Roosevelt perfect this year?
Actually i think I read something on them that they were pretty good…
I only watched high school football
because the marching band I was in used half-time as a live-performance practice.
And we were honest about it.
We weren’t at the football games to put on a show for the fans at the stadium. We were there to practice for our own field competitions.
I hated my HS so I hated my HS team...
But still went to the games but didn’t care if they lost-almost was happy
Watch it be an absolute barnburner
and finish like 100+ to 100+, with the difference being a hail mary at the end of regulation to go up by 1
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 4:46 PM PST up reply actions
This would be so disappointing.
I want this game to be the worst college football game ever.
I agree
It would be the most entertaining and disappointing game ever, but wouldn’t qualify as worst at all
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
It very well could be the worst game in the history of the Pac-Ten though
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
I'd almost be happy knowing that the worst game took place in my state
And had a point total of 200+ and was still considered the worst game in Pac 10 history
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
College basketball is actually goodat times.
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 4:45 PM PST up reply actions
I don't care about the Huskies at all.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
I care about them somewhat less than another team
somewhat like you, I root for a good team =)
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
They're OK
it really depends on how good the guy who should be jail really is
(the answer – he’s pretty good)
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 4:52 PM PST up reply actions
The guy who should be in jail but is not is pretty good?

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I'm not sure I'm convinced he should be in jail.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not sure either, but what he did was really, really stupid
and I think he got off pretty lightly (in terms of scrutiny) because he was a famous athlete.
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
I would agree with this, certainly.
I will say that I think it’s a good thing he’s getting a chance to go to college and making a better life for himself than going to jail/being denied an opportunity to go down a better path.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
I agree with this as well, but the argument is always going to go back to "how is he making use of this opportunity"
whereas were it not for the age rule, he would already have the means to said better life.
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 5:00 PM PST up reply actions
Cannot disagree.
I will say that Calipari has always recruited kids like this, and much more often than not they stay out of trouble.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
Which I find incredibly interesting because typically when you live on the edge recruiting players like this, they blow up in your face
but Calipari has had consistent success with this type of player, back through DaJuan Wagner, off the top of my head.
Too bad about Wagner’s health, too. He was a real good player
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
I think Wagner's story is a great example of why he's good with troubled kids.
He was honest with Wagner about everything. DaJuan wanted to come back for another year and Calipari basically said “I told you I would tell you when you were ready for the NBA, and you are.”
I think he really cares about his kids (and a lot of Memphis fans think it’s to the detriment of the program and don’t like him for it) and I think they know that.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 5:08 PM PST up reply actions
Not that it really mattered with Wagner since his family was wealthy to begin with
but really good for him that he was able to cash out when he did.
And I really agree about Calipari. I know a lot of my friends and a lot of UCLA supporters tend to look down on the kinds of kids he recruits (with Ben we’ve basically only recruited kids who are outstanding students as well as good players), but at this point he has a track record of being successful with his players and honestly, giving them chances for better lives, and I think that’s very commendable.
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 5:11 PM PST up reply actions
Especially in Memphis.
No one gives a shit about the Grizzlies in Memphis, and so a lot of kids really idolize the U of M players. When he recruits kids that have been in serious trouble and made mistakes and they become good citizens, it sets a really great example. I love Cal.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 5:13 PM PST up reply actions
I think one other thing that people are probably overlooking is that Calipari is probably really careful with who he recruits
as in, he recruits kids who he thinks have a shot, and not the Derrick Caracters of the world who really seem beyond help before they even get to college
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 5:14 PM PST up reply actions
I look forward to meeting Memphis again in the tournament
and this time Darren is going to be guarding someone he has a chance against =(
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
Two of three
the year that we crushed Rodney Carney’s soul, off a year and the year that Derrick Rose and Chris Douglas-Roberts made me cry
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 5:24 PM PST up reply actions
That's what you get for posting in the LL SN thread on FB
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 4:44 PM PST up reply actions
hiding is the only way to go
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I'm easy as hell to find
Of course, I don’t try and hide
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
And there you are.
Don’t know how I missed that.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
And you're that Dan somethingorother that everybody's been making that big fuss about
Right?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
Oh now I know who that is
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Graham is half you
no wait Graham is half-me
Are you full Cambodian or what?
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 5:30 PM PST up reply actions
Hmmm
No idea who you are
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Seattlebruin friended me the other day, I couldn't figure out where it came from.
Then I realized I have a Mark IV diving suit on in my facebook photo, and I’m on RC’s friend list. Subtle.
And you're Kermit
that’s not exactly a common name
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 5:35 PM PST up reply actions
I've mentioned that a couple times, but I'm not sure it's anywhere in my account info.
But yeah not so common of a name since about ohhhh I don’t know, 1978 or so. Effing Jim Henson ruined my childhood.
This makes me feel better about being named after a figure skater.
(But seriously Kermit is a damn awesome name)
Thanks, makes for a good icebreaker. And ballbreaker.
The usual, grandfather. I looked it up in the census, 1916 it was in the top 100 most common names. After 1978 it dropped out of the top 1000. Kind of useless survey though, they included different spellings of same name as separate entries.
I remember your posting about Brian Boitano. I’ve had this conversation with Kevin about his wife Dorcas- I never really register when other people have a one-off type of name. Or origin. Maybe if somebody was Hannibal Lector or something.
Hmmm.
Heck of a lot of Adolfs named after the 1940s, too, I’m sure.
Actually, I believe in Germany, it’s illegal to name your kid Adolf or something. Maybe not fully illegal, but the courts can actually intervene over there and mandate a legal name change.
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by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahah!
Hahaha
First I thought WTF, I’m Adolf now? Forgot I kicked that door open with the Hannibal Lector comment.
Brilliant.
Now I'm drunk
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by Corco on Nov 20, 2008 5:02 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Congrats
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
Now about that Hyundai Accent
If I put say $300 down, can I go 6 months with no monthly payments and then pay $300 a month?
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You're supposed to negotiate when HE is drunk.
Man do I love midgets.
but I guess that oculd work too
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Let's get blasted together and go demand it from my desk manager
I work tomorrow morning until about 3, so I can have a word for you then
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 5:23 PM PST up reply actions
I'm willing to take a crappy interest rate too!
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Good!
29.9% it is!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 5:29 PM PST up reply actions
not that crappy
I was thinking like 9% at the most
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I have very good credit for a 20 year old
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actually wait you are a car salesman
I’m thinking like 6% at the most
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6% barely exists anymore, to be honest
But good credit makes things very easy
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 5:33 PM PST up reply actions
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME I'M SO EXCITED
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I think I missed something...I just joined the thread a minute ago
From the context I read it as….it’s your first time drunk?
If you want to believe that then go right ahead
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Nope
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/10/24/646047/i-may-be-drunk-but
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Mega drunk posting is dead
but occasional drunk posting in OTFPs is good.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 5:10 PM PST up reply actions
I know what that is before clicking on it and I am so very sorry.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
The only drunk thread of yours that I remember is one that I can not rub in your face because I was equally drunk but significantly more gay.
Wow.
I hadn’t read that in awhile. I was really, really blasted.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 20, 2008 5:28 PM PST up reply actions
Having a broken down car parked in the closest parking spot is nice
It makes a very good refrigerator
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Okay, I never post on these threads but considering I know nothing about computers and most of you do-
Norton Internet Security. My subscription expires today, but I think at some point you guys said that it’s pointless to have? Maybe I remember wrong, I just don’t feel like sending them money for nothing.
And it seems like everytime it’s about to expire, my computer starts going haywire.
No kidding.
That Norton has DEEP roots. I use AVG myself, and it seems to do a good job.
Man do I love midgets.
And, yes I had Norton for free but removed it because it was useless.
Furcal
by JI on Nov 20, 2008 5:43 PM PST up reply actions
Greg Norton was the man
worst release ever
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BURN IT WITH FIRE
Seriously though uninstall it and go with AVG. You’ll probably have to do some reading to figure out how to completely remove that piece of malware Norton.
It used to install right in at the boot blocks, but my knowledge of computers and software ended in the dark ages.
I’m pretty far behind the times.
Norton is an absolute bitch.
One of the worst pieces of bloatware on the market. Utter system hog that you can’t get rid of. It’s the AOL of antivirus.
So you're smart
my AVG for some reason won’t auto-update. Every time I turn it on, it turns right back off. Am I missing something here?
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 5:54 PM PST up reply actions
OK.
Should I try the same thing with my iTunes if it’s doing weird shit as well?
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 5:57 PM PST up reply actions
I should do this
and run Ad-Aware.
My iTunes though crashes my comp when I hook my iPod to it. Any ideas?
by seattlebruin on Nov 20, 2008 5:59 PM PST up reply actions
Insert random "Or go buy a Mac..." statement here...
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
I bought a new Toshiba laptop that had a ton of bloatware on it
I downloaded a program called The PC Decrapifier and it successfully removed most of it – including Norton 360. You might want to give that a try.
I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"
If I overstepped my bounds, I apologize.
I was explaining meme structure to my boss, and this exact phrase was uttered.
So completely off topic
Is Gmail ever going to go out of Beta?
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"And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time"
Who knows though
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 5:57 PM PST up reply actions
Aw damn I am an idiot
I bought that stupid hard drive earlier tonight and just now prepared to install it. I didn’t buy a SATA cable, and as such am an idiot. So, back to Fry’s!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
There's a Fry's around here?
Man do I love midgets.
So not exactly near you, per se
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
Shoot I'm sorry.
I forgot to tell you that was an OEM package.
I noticed that it was
This is actually the first computer I’ve ever had with SATA, so it never even crossed my mind. My old computer has about a billion IDE spots available on it, so I never thought twice anytime I had to add something
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 6:06 PM PST up reply actions
I'd recommend another store to go to
unfortunately I have no idea what to recommend. Circuit City? I know Comp USA is gone…
Correct
I would gladly buy everything I need from Newegg, but I want it now since I have nothing better to do, and it’s helpful having my friend here to assist
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 6:09 PM PST up reply actions
I live less than 10 minutes from Fry's, so it's no bother
Plus I have a buddy here that hasn’t been to Fry’s in about 6 months because he moved to the peninsula
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 6:08 PM PST up reply actions
:( I got Windows 95 at CompUSA
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Aw fuck now I need a power adapter.
This is a real chore for me. I didn’t even think of this part. I’m done for tonight. Nothing more to gain from doing it tonight >:(
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 9:40 PM PST up reply actions
Dude, make a friggin' list!!
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It didn't even cross my mind
My list was only for the SATA card and sleeves for the cd-r’s I bought earlier (by the way should I still copy 36 Crazyfists for you?). i got those, but now need the power adapter for the SATA drive. Why couldn’t they have just designed them to use the power adapters that have been used since forever instead of requiring a damned adapter? Technology is stupid sometimes
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 9:47 PM PST up reply actions
You couldn't be more right.
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Because the new power adapters let it communicate with the power supply.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Retrofit!
It makes sense, but at the same time it doesn’t. Design them to work with the normal power supply cables and there would be no issue.
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
But functionality.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Yeah but making me make multiple trips to Fry's is not functional for me
Especially because every time I go there I end up buying extra stuff
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:22 PM PST up reply actions
Ask the guy what else you might need.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I don't like talking to people there
But thank you, and yes I should have
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
Sounds like when I'm at the mission.
People get so damned bent out of shape when a well-dressed dude want’s a free meal.
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$129 now, sale is over
Still a good deal, really
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 6:06 PM PST up reply actions
The first 1TB drive I bought cost me over $200.
And I thought that was a steal.
It's great,
and in another year we’ll be exclaiming about how $130 was too much
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 6:10 PM PST up reply actions
Once you get up to 1TB in SATA, drive integrity starts to become an issue.
Thankfully, at that price, getting drives for a RAID array isn’t so bad.
True, and that's why everything will be backed up on my external
But this makes for a good stand in for things
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
How in the fuck can my laptop's NIC card tell me I'm connected to my router, but says my IP adress is 0.0.0.0 and won't let me on the internet?
This is so fucking maddening.
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And BrianL (or anyone else), I tried ipconfig /remew, and still nothing.
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Sounds like the DHCP client in the router itself isn't started.
You’ll have to log into the router itself to handle that.
Did that - it's seems to all be set directly.
Buy you beers if you want to come, not be a retard like me, and fix this.
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Do you have Windows Firewall enabled on that laptop?
That can cause all sorts of awful errors.
No.
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Thanks dude - let me give it a shot.
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Let me know if it works out.
If that doesn’t solve it I’d have to guess that it’s something on the router end. Perhaps the IP range isn’t large enough.
You are the motherfucking MAN.
Seriously, thanks. It’s been pissing me off for days. DHCP was not running.
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Well then you wouldn't be hearing from me on my other computer that's also plugged in to the router.
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Try hardsetting your IP to an IP outside your router's DHCP range
If you need DNS resolver info, let me know.
BUT THE FLAG STILL STANDS FOR FREEDOM
AND THEY CAN’T TAKE THAT AWAY!!!!
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by Corco on Nov 20, 2008 7:41 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I just bought 9 3' x 5' American flags for $3.99 each
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I get way too patriotic when I drink
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This is t he third time I've done this
I now am the owner of 27 American flags
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When I had too much to drink when I was your age I just wandered around outside and peed on buildings and such.
which is another way of being proud to be American, I guess.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
like you're the only drunk Seahawks fan chanting that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'm with you, sans body paint.
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A few fingers in my right hand have been going numb lately.
I think I’m developing carpal tunnel. This is very disconcerting.
Welcome to IT!
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
talk to your work about getting an ergo keyboard and wireless mouse if you don't already have 'em
it’s amazing how the phrase “getting carpal tunnel” makes the bean-counters not care about costs for ergo stuff.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
And a trackball.
I suggest this one, it’s been a lifesaver for me.
Link
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
My coworker uses a laser mouse that looks a bit like a joystick.
At least, you hold it like a joystick and slide it around your desktop. Promotes a nice neutral wrist position.
Using a tablet and pen works pretty well, too.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Wrist guards and hand braces w/ thumb straps.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I'm falling apart @ 25.
Woo I’ll be a cripple by 50!
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Then again, this is the same wrist I broke during that one game thread.
I don’t think a hairline fracture would be enough to cause this, though.
I've found that after taking a few precautionary steps, I stopped getting numb. (Meaning you could probably get away with rests and a trackball)
But then I found the Rock Band Guitar, and it has returned. I’m hoping the bass being bigger will fix that.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
It's tiny, I'm 6'4" with big hands and a larger than average span.
I feel like I’m playing a ukulele.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Approximation:

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Except I'm a lefty.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
This is what you get for commenting through pain.
You’re clearly overcompensating due to your injury, causing other muscles and tendons to carry the load. Next thing you know, it’s Tommy John surgery. And lupus.
You're full of grit and hustle.
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sorry you got robbed of the MVP this season dude
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Dammit, why the fuck Pedroia?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
...

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by Faux on Nov 20, 2008 9:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Not mine,
rec here:
http://www.letsgotribe.com/2008/11/18/664525/bbwaa-awards-al-mvp-to-tra
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Yet still not what it deserves.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I'd hit it.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Odd bit of trivia I learned yesterday
Most of the Banana Splits songs were written by Barry White.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Thank the good folks at
Sound Opinions for that one. Awesome podcast, by the way. The show where I found that out was an exploration of bubblegum pop, which was really interesting.
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So wiki lists one by name, "Doing the Banan Split".
They had some top flight people of the day working on that show! Never heard of it before. Krofft brothers, they were some crazy mo’ fo’s. Link to a video the banana split song.
It’s a fricking furry wet dream, dancing animals, little children, Robert in the front row as a small child crying. It all makes sense now.
You'd never heard of the Banana Splits?
Wow. That was an awesome show.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
And, just to prove how awesome they were
Here’s a cover of the Banana Splits’ theme song by the also-awesome Dickies.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
oh my god dude you need a bunch of Dickies records right now
Stukkas Over Disneyland is awesome, The Incredible Shrinking Dickies is great, and Still Got Live Even If You Don’t Want It is fantastic if you like live records.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
My Dickies are awesome.
Great boots.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
The Dickies will always be one of my favorite bands.
Anyone ever heard of the band Schlong? ’Nother great one, alas, less heralded.
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Word, shawty.
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That was aimed at you, my dear.
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Yeaaaaah, shawty.
Shake dat, shake dat, showmewhatyaworkinwith.
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Holyshit, rc, it's his blood brother??!!
I fucking love Dexter.
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I'm watching the last episode as we speak.
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DVD from acblue's place.
None of that funky ass technology.
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I almost headed out for a beer down that way tonight.
Long day. I would have had to trade bowling tomorrow night, so I had to nip it in the bud.
See you tomorrow, badass. We'll see who sucks more at bowling.
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Coming soon, though...
In Beta. Problem is, it requires an Intel Mac, which I have yet to purchase :-(
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 21, 2008 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
Not gritty enough.
You can’t see a face smeared with dirt if the face is already dark.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
He's pointing to how tall he wants to be someday.
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by pdb on Nov 20, 2008 9:50 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I think you've just peaked.
It’s all downhill for you from here on.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Which could explain why I'm going to spend this weekend in Ohio.
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I have no good answer for this that won't bring on the wrath of Corco.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I hesitated to bring it up myself
but I like to live on the edge. The edge of what, I have no idea.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
That one war with the Gooch really took its toll
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Laptop-y internet love!!! Thanks again, Brian!
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why are you getting a lap dance from the internet?
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I got a lap full of fried rice.
Not nearly as fun.
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You're clearly not visiting the right sites.
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I'm just old school enough
to get lap dances in person, like my grandpappy did. Or something.
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Dude, I'm dealing with an e-Rection. Can we talk later?
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as long as you never use the word e-Rection again, yes.
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e-Rect me for LL Board of directors, and I'll be your best friend.
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e-Rect me? He barely knew me!
Ta-dow!
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I'm scared to find out if this domain is actually a site.
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I'm sadly sure it is. Iwas just making a funny.
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You're the smartest person 11 years younger than me I've ever met.
I’m buying you beer if you’re bowling tomorrow.
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I love this comment and what it entails.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I guess I'm old.
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Unfortunately I won't be able to make it, I've got an exam I need to take as well as a paper I need to write.
I also have a bad liver and I’m 20.
You son of a bitch, I hate you yet still thank you.
Rain check, then.
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Oh, I'll be drinking alright.
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have a few for me
I’ll be driving through the midwest. Or at least part of it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
For you, my friend, I'll have a modest nine.
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I plan on getting drunk, bowling a perfect game (70), then passing out in the restroom until I'm OK to drive.
The American Dream!
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If you're that bad you can crash on my couch and I'll drive you back for your car.
The bathroom isn’t a good place to spend a whole night. I have spent many nights in that place, but not in the bathroom
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 21, 2008 12:43 AM PST up reply actions
I'm now heading over to eHarmony to find a nice, straight, Christian woman by searching the term,
Acts like Royalcurve, but enjoys American football."
I know – I’m married, but a guy has to look.
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COOKS like royalcurve, too.
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However, yes, you're darling in every way.
I can’t wait until you and Robert make babies. Kidding!
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You did see the inbred people episode of X Files, right?
(This is not a diss on Robert, actually, just the fact that I’m old enough to be his mom)
Robert is inbred??
Dude, I am SO blogging about it.
*Please don’t hate me, Robert. It was too easy.
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Appropriate response
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:24 PM PST up reply actions
Says our actual inbred poster!
Sorry, this is too easy.
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Bigger, please.
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So should I burn those CD's for you since you'll be bowling tomorrow?
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
That would rock. And I may have a surprise gift for you.
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Buh?
I deserve no surprise gifts, but will not decline. I’ll cut you all their albums except the newest one
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
Two goodies. The first is my last album. The second isa top secret CD from a Japanese band my label is set to release in the near future. It's incredible.
The second is privileged, and must not be shared. The first may be ripped until your heart is content.
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This won't be a problem
All my friends listen to rap music, pretty much. This will provide me in car entertainment which is good because radio sucks these days. Thanks!
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 11:33 PM PST up reply actions
Inappropriate response
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
and please for the love of god use a title next time
so we can click on it and hide it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I bring out the best in people.
This just in: The hills have eyes.
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Robert hates when I post pictures.
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1) I thought the comment was in reference to Fogel and Robert
2) You are not old enough to be his mother
Furcal
David F is the good one.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I figured who they were
Based on obvious and UCLA.
by Mariner John on Nov 20, 2008 10:48 PM PST up reply actions
Good stuff
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 20, 2008 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
Goodnight, fuckers. I'm done with this tonight. I'm going to bowl your asses off tomorrow night.
Wearing merely a Snapple bottle.
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