OFFTOP Bye Bye NOLA 11.14.08
Hi y'all...it's my last day and really, all I'm doing is pushing emails from me to someone else and trying to transfer my Thanksgiving flight reservation to Mardi Gras time. Other than that, I'm just waiting for my glorious lunch of fried seafood at Mandina's, which has had more than 100 years of experience making seafood into a lovely crispy frizzled tastiness.
Cross your fingers for no snow in the Rockies next week, as we're trying for the Oregon Trail route. Also let's hope we don't get typhoid or that the truck doesn't tip when we try to ford a river
But the most important question is...do I change my name? Yes, I'm leaving this to the community. I've noticed that InSpokane is keeping the name even while no longer being in Spokane, yet Man from Nantucket has changed. Can I be NOLAmarinergirl while in Seattle? Do I use a version of my first or last name? Do you have another suggestion? And do I encourage ac to change with me, as he previously pledged to do?
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Here's a hint:
Don’t break down in Wyoming. If you do, only accept help from antelope or old men who look like their Viagra prescription has run out.
I too broke down in Wyoming
I hit Ice, slid into one of those metal posts along the highway and tore up my girlfriend’s bumper, oops.
First off, I wish you safe and happy traveling.
As for your name, I picked the last option because I just don’t know.
I do get lost a bit when some folks around here change their names, but you are present enough that I would get used to it if you changed. So, how about me being no help?
What you get in a bar when you don't want to drink it there.
The cups that let you wander the streets while boozing.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 8:04 AM PST up reply actions
Having been there and myself partaken of go cups. I can attest that it is indeed, awesome.
Especially when said go cups is full of hand grenade from the Tropical Isle.
As are drive thru daiquiri shops.
As long as you don’t take the paper wrapper off the straw, go crazy.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 8:07 AM PST up reply actions
This is one of the reasons New Orleans is my favorite city to visit
Between mobile Hurricanes and the amazing food, I gained 10 pounds in a week the last time I was there.
I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"
Yes, after a week of sendoffs and then five days of being confined to a car
well, I don’t even want to think about it.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 8:39 AM PST up reply actions
Won't you always keep a bit of NOLA with you?
If so then keep NOLA as your name here, besides NOLA is a cool sounding nickname anyway. And of course drive safely please.
I think sticking with NOLA is the way to go
I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"
I would keep the name.
It’s a good name. And yes, drive safe – I’ll be spending a good chunk of today in Beaverton sans computer, so I won’t be around much. Hopefully the weather will hold.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Computer advice.
How do I wipe my memory clean of everything before I leave? I don’t want search history and my firefox links and all that.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 8:29 AM PST reply actions
No.
I just need to get rid of internet history, more or less. People don’t need to know how much time I wasted.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 8:37 AM PST up reply actions
This
It will clear everything, including temporary folders and such
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
So I spent my first two years as a college student at a small
Private school in Montecito called Westmont College.
Got a call from a friend this morning and apparently almost the entire school has burned to the ground.
Considering the manner in which I left that school I am thankful I am not a suspect.
Bad jokes aside this is gut wrenching for me. I am still close with some of my professors from there and their lives have been turned upside down.
Puts some of my complaints about BS this week into perspective.
Holy crap!
At least no one has been killed.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 14, 2008 8:49 AM PST up reply actions
This is the dry and windy season in Santa Barbara.
How they start I am not sure, but conditions are perfect for spreading.
They've always happened.
Perhaps not to the extent they happen now due to human stupidity, but wildfires in California are nothing new. We just notice them more often because of urban sprawl.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 9:35 AM PST up reply actions
So we'd have multiple Max Powers.
Ok.
Well.
I will consider this suggestion.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 9:17 AM PST up reply actions
I have a friend whose relatives are considering naming their first-born son
Max Imum Powers
Or in the case of a daughter:
Sue Per Powers
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 14, 2008 9:19 AM PST up reply actions
I convinced a friend to name his boy Maximus.
They were going to name him Maxwell, so it was an easy suggestion. If the kid’s short name will be Max, you might as well make the full name cool.
Max Imum is an awesome first and middle name.
I will insist till the day I die that every season of the SImpsons has good episodes (even last season.)
It’s just that they became less frequent as the years passed.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 9:37 AM PST up reply actions
I agree with this
I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"
The ride to school today is going to suck.
I can barely concentrate and I have a headache. This is why all nighters are bad.
54!
I was about to ask if you had a burrito.
Then saw this.
Sorry, showering and burrito.
54!
by joof
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 9:16 AM PST up reply actions
Microwave burritos are so simple and easy, while not tasting terrible. They're like a wonder food.
Though the fact that probably 70% of my diet is microwavable is probably bad. What probably worse is the rest is hot dogs, peanut butter sandwiches, and canned food.
54!
The only plausible reason to go there is if you are a high school girls basketball player or you want to see a huge building that looks like a wagon
54!
...
you want to see a huge building that looks like a wagon
Well who the hell doesn’t want to see that?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 9:40 AM PST up reply actions
Apparently it's one hell of a cold going around
It’s only been 384 miles. This is seriously the worst game I’ve ever played.
It was half a thought.
Forgive me for being stupid right now. I’m teetering on the edge of crazy.
54!
12 grandfather cocks amd one hat.
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Nov 14, 2008 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 6 recs
Clocks. CLOCKS.
Good Lord.
Man do I love midgets.
Not used to the keyboard at home, and I have cats helping me.
Plus, recovering from a super virus. Can I please have a mulligan, on this, my last day of quarantine?
Man do I love midgets.
Nothing like a good Freudian slip in the morning...
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 14, 2008 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not sure I'd call it Freudian....
I can’t think of a single family issue I’ve had that would cause me to want twelve…. Well, you know…
Man do I love midgets.
Peppermint! Peppermint! It's her only hope!
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 9:49 AM PST up reply actions
I can confirm that the Devil's Gate Matthew was talking about is actually just south of Independence Rock
And apparently crossing on the ice by yourself in early November is a bad idea.
At least she didn’t have to worry about the snow in the Rockies!
I feel as if it would be a insult to our pioneer ancestors to simply "Play Again"
So it’s time for a different game!

by Robert on Nov 14, 2008 10:26 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Napoleon actually wasn't short.
He was 5’-2" in French feet, which is actually about 5’-6" in Imperial feet. He was about average height.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 14, 2008 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
The joke I was aiming for (and will likely be boxed for) was that Graham was French
The short part was extra.
The French had bigger feet?
Were they trying to insinuate something?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Oh no!
Of what? Did he get a proper burial?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
What the hell kind of game was this?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
You will get cookies in exchange.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
I like white chocolate but not nuts or anything gay like that.
and if you could make them the soft chewy kind i would be soooooo happy
much easier to digest.
Where you at, yo? Some random point half way from nowhere?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Oh man
my mom makes these white chocolate, cranberry and macadamia nut cookies that are out of this world.
It's November, dumbass!
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 14, 2008 9:51 AM PST up reply actions
Dammit
Now I want to play this game. Did you start a new round to see if she’ll have better luck? Not fair to her to leave it at just one lousy playthrough
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
Someone else needs to play me through as I'm now nervous.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
I think it is only fair
And we should do the classic Apple 2c version of it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
Que?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
Fair enough, I suppose
But that is the true original version, the one we likely all grew up playing in Elementary School
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
I actually found Spokane to be much nicer than I had expected.
That park by the river is pretty surreal though.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 9:44 AM PST up reply actions
Spokane grew on me
I’ve lived here 28 years and really have no desire to move. Downtown is so much nicer now than it used to be.
I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"
To quote:
The only TRUE stat that matters is RA. I would only find use in tRA and FIP if I were trying to field a team with no defense. But since we have defense, and a good one at that, I dont see the need for stats like those.
You just stick with tRA and we’ll agree to disagree cause this is going no where fast.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 14, 2008 9:46 AM PST up reply actions
That logic is something else.
So in this poster’s mind, you only need to isolate pitcher performance when you have a bad defense?
I would respond this way.
We can in fact agree to disagree.
However, you may not have a voice on this site if our disagreements continue to be because you are wrong and choose to shout said wrongness from the mountaintops.
Commence total asshole deployment in 5...4...3...2...1...
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
This is the same guy who had the "You're using one stat." rant.
I’d rather let it die at this point, but figured you guys would enjoy it.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 14, 2008 9:51 AM PST up reply actions
I enjoy this comment:
I’m not a huge fan of tRA as you can tell. And I have no clue what FIP is.
“I don’t really know what’s going on here, but I can tell you for certain that you’re wrong.”
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 9:54 AM PST up reply actions
It's amazing how many people think that way.
I like the “Well not all sabermetric stats are right….but if you polled 100 people….”
Amazing logic. Just amazing.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 14, 2008 9:55 AM PST up reply actions
Congratulations, RJ.
You have your very own Logan.
Geoff Baker blog troll, hates Dave Cameron, thinks Mike Hargrove destroyed Jose Lopez, has a giant furry boner for Wlad.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
I thought he believed that Bavasi destroyed Jose Lopez for sending him back to Tacoma in 2004.
He once had his own “scouting” website and “handbook.” Claimed that all you needed to evaluate a player was written on the back of their baseball card.
Thought Shin-Soo Choo was going to be a first-ballot hall of famer. Thinks Yuniesky Betancourt is still really, really, really, really, really good at defense.
Oh yeah, it was Bavasi.
Also hates Ichiro.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
Loathes Ichiro
only because the USSM loves Ichiro.
Geoff just thinks Ichiro is overrated, but he doesn't actually hate him.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
When Pedro, I mean, Logan gets angry he threatens to kill men
and he calls women whores in (bad broken) Spanish
...
NB:
Assuming that was you, googling ‘why tra is not a good way to evaluate pitchers’ really doesn’t count.
by Graham on Nov 14, 2008 12:06 PM PST to parent up reply reply
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
Is this one of those times I have to listen to you?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
It accomplishes the feat of having "girl" in the name without having "girl" in the name
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
I will take it into consideration.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
One rec to be Hootie McBoob for the rest of my LL life?
No thanks.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
In same voice that I responded to Broberto.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
Is this one of those times I have to listen to you?
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
There's an Aston Martin dealership right next to my office.
I walk past these things every day.
It’s that kind of neighbourhood. There’s a Bentley dealer on the other side of the building, and a Lotus dealer half a block down a side street.
Underconstruction next to the Aston Martins: a Ferrari dealer.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
There's a used 2008 DB9 Volante for sale in Seattle
in case you don’t want to pay sticker, Graham.
$155k.
I would almost rather it just not work at all.
Then I would be forced to buy a new one.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
ugghhhhhh
Those are the worst laptop power supplies ever.
I'm actually pretty sure it's from my cat chewing on it.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 10:12 AM PST up reply actions
ugghhhhhh
Cats are the worst laptop power supply chewers ever
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
This is why Ms ac needs to quit her job and stay home with the cat
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
You are absolutely right.
Power on toshiba satellites is just… fucked. I just had mine replaced, and after about a month, it’s now working about 35% of the time.
So ac, are you sure it’s the power cord itself, and not the motherboard/ac adapter internally?
I'm fairly positive it's the cord.
It acts just like every other shorted out power cord I’ve ever encountered.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
If my dad would listen to me and accept that his broken laptop is not worth fixing
Then you could have the power supply that is sitting with it on my counter
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
If you feel obligated to change your name, NOLA
Then maybe keep it real close so it’s still recognizable. I vote NWmarinergirl. Although I think keeping it as NOLA will be totally acceptable
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
NWmarinergirl sounds like something from the old P-I blog
I’d stick with NOLA or do something name based
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or fight the other Kirsten for her name
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
It needs to be either NOLA or Dunst based.
After all, those Craigslist guys need to be able to find her.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I wonder what ever happened to BoonieFan...
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 14, 2008 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
That's true
That’s why I added the line for it being only if she feels obligated to change. i don’t think she really needs to, but it’s ultimately up to her
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
Hey you should put up a new bowling post.
The last one fell off. I was wondering if folks are still interested or if the idea died.
I was probably going to do that a bit later today, since we're down to a week
Great minds think alike, I suppose
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
Are symbols allowed on SBN for usernames?
Didn’t they start to block them after the impostor fiasco from last year?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
Though that's not to say she shouldn't have made that an option anyhow
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Don't drive through Oregon
They won’t let you pump your own gas. It’s really dumb.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I don't mind that so much as they don't do full service like you're supposed to
Full service gasoline means you wash my windows and offer to check my oil
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
They always wash my windows
Of course I am usually filling up in Monmouth/Independence, so maybe it’s a small town thing. Here’s a question though: Are you supposed to tip for them doing that? I’ve never been sure, and one time I paid cash and there was a buck left. I told the guy to keep it and he looked like he wanted to hug me or something
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
I always tip the shoe shine guys at airports to
On my last trip I was feeling extra generous and gave the dude a 20 for a 5 dollar shine and told him to keep it. He gave me a look like he was going to name his first-born son after me.
One of the jobs I did to put myself through college was graveyard at a service station.
We did do full service back then and on occasion I did get a tip. However, it was very rare.
I made a good amount of money doing tire repairs, mounting tires and oil changes because my boss gave me 33% of what we charged.
I always tip service people
You’re supposed to do that no matter what
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Someone needs to put that in a manual or something.
How am I supposed to learn social norms if people won’t disseminate them in written form?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I admit, this made me smile
I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"
Bahahahaha.
I wonder if that was Graham’s doing.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 14, 2008 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
I did, too...
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 14, 2008 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
Alright
I’ve got a fresh pizza and a pint glass full of wine and now I just have to wait 6 hours for the Blazer game. Sigh.
Ha, that's not going to bug me.
I think Greg has the potential to be a great player, but I think we have a great team wihout him too. I’ve never really hinged my bets on him. Now if Brandon Roy suddenly dies of a cold, then Rob might start to worry.
How generous.
I’ll let him know tonight.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
Are you going to wear your Carmen outfit so those of us watching from home will be able to point you out?
I'm in the third level
I doubt anyone can see me.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I didn't even think of that.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
I'm going to go buy a Hornets shirt, actually.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
Some Clippers fans were making fun of me
and then I told them that I Believe in Chris Paul, and they stopped making fun of me
by seattlebruin on Nov 14, 2008 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
Oi, you get any discounts on Croatian wine?
Can I tell US customs that a dude at the US Embassy might shoot them unless they give me my wine?
There are a few wines from Korcula that I’d love to import; or maybe they’re available at some grotesque mark up in fancypants places.
Let me know the names, they might be available in the wine shops here in Zagreb.
Most of them will ship to the States, since it’s kind of a touristy area. And I’m sure they’ll be cheaper than you’d pay there.
Dingac.
Or any of those Grgic wines.
Dingac is available near my house, but for a lot. What’s a case run over there?
You are amazing.
And now I really want this name.
Perfect.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
More often than not porn is returned with lube on it.
Now you have a new most disgusting thing you’ve ever heard!
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
You're not the one trying to convince yourself it's just lube.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Sweet fuckin jebus make the bad man stop.
At least with “lube” you’re not sure. With pubes there is no more doubt.
It's generally old people and couples.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
Either at that age
or with the other person keeping them in check
You think they could scrub up before they reach for the VCR
Interestingly there are almost never pubes on porn.
The pube in question was on Yellow Submarine.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 12:17 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Could I possibly make that shit up even if I tried?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
Just a guess here,
but people tend to set the DVD cases on the floor, bed, couch while they watch them. I would guess any of those surfaces contain random pubes from the people living in the house. Perhaps it’s not as sinister (if still just as disgusting) as you may think?
Man do I love midgets.
not as entertaining of a narrative though
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Hair falls out. It has to end up somewhere.
Man do I love midgets.
I admire your attention to detail.
But if you hired me to paint the inside of your house, I bet I’d find hair. Back when I did that for a living, I never once found a house where I didn’t run into stuff like that stuck in the tape when I pulled it up.
Man do I love midgets.
That's what the roomba is for.
It’s true, I’m sure there’s cat hair and head hair on the floor and stuff. It’s just…. pubes. :(
I'm impressed that we've made it this far
and nobody’s made a Scott Tenorman joke yet.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I knew I should have had chili for lunch.
Man do I love midgets.
We can just leave it at that.
I’m not sure I feel comfortable discussing pubes this much.
Man do I love midgets.
That is absolutely hilarious
I could also make a lost of no good comments attached to that, but I’ll restrain myself
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
Mind you, I've been among Soldiers for the last 16+ years
so this being the most disgusting thing I have ever heard is monumental.
I'm never renting a DVD again
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
If they're cleaned with anything less than a pressure washer using gasoline as the spray
I’m with Corco on this one.
If I rent a DVD and contract herpes
can I sue the store I rented the DVD from?
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Then I will have wasted several thousand dollars in legal fees
but have spread awareness and created a PR nightmare for said video store
I’m sure I could get a settlement and it wouldn’t be frivolous because given the amount of sex I have it’s far more likely that I got herpes from a tainted DVD then the other way
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by Corco on Nov 14, 2008 12:26 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Another city name that is not accurately describing the city itself.
Man do I love midgets.
Stupidtown didn't look good on the side of fire trucks
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
In other news, apparently Forks is the new hotbed beause of that new vampire movie.
Whodathunkit?
Man do I love midgets.
My wife just bought the first book the other day
and I’d never heard of it before then either.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I don't know what you're talking about.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
I can't remember the name now.
My teenage boys read the books. I did not.
Man do I love midgets.
Twilight?
I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"
It makes me laugh because my brother moved there to be with a woman years ago and HATED it because the town was pretty much boarded up.
Now it’s the “place to be”. LOL!
Man do I love midgets.
I saw that on the news and just laughed
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
Forks is such a pointless place
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Don't take it personally
I disdain all suburbs with an equal amount of venom. Beaverton just happened to be the one I was in this morning.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Plastic is recyclable
and paper is recyclable
I don’t see why it wouldn’t be
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
I think you have to put it with the plastics not the papers if your recycler separates though
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Seattle only seperates glass and everything else, so I think we're good.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
You could always unlaminate it to be extra safe
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Would that be delaminate?
Man do I love midgets.
Thingray is now upset.
I’ve had Civilization IV sitting here for at least a year. I finally have some free time since I’m off work today, go to install it, and it asks me for disks one, two, three and four. Problem is, I only have three disks in the box.
So I either got screwed when I bought it, or one of my boys has it in their room for some reason (good luck finding it). Either way, I can’t play the damn game.
Maybe I’ll just reinstall Rise of Nations instead.
Man do I love midgets.
Correct, to an extent
more to the point the odds of him getting busted for this one download are slim to none. He could definitely torrent just the one disc, as well. This would limit his exposure and provide a sound alibi.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Wait do ISPs monitor torrents?
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They monitor monthly download volume regardless of source
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Comcast is widely rumored to have a 250GB/mo limit
although all they will say is that “excessive” use is what they look to control.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Sometimes.
My friend received a cease and desist from Cox cable because NBC/Universal did not approve of his downloading habits.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
We're talking like several TBs a month t hough right?
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He downloaded 3 movies (Universal Movies)
And got the letter. He had only lived in Vegas 3 months or so when he got it, and only had Cox for 2 of those
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Possibly.
But I would have to know how to do that for one, and I would have to feel like putting in that much effort for two. That is a good idea though.
I just wanted something to kill some time before I go out tonight. I want to hit the pub NOW since I’ve been cooped up all week except for an appearance at work yesterday.
Man do I love midgets.
I have reinstalled Rise of Nations about 15 times since I've gotten it.
I love it. Plus, when I’m bored I use the cheat code and throw nukes at my opponent while still in the Bronze Age. I just wish there was a way to get widescreen mode to work on it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
I think I'm going with this plan, minus the cheat codes (for now).
Man do I love midgets.
I always had fun with the Nuke Spawn code
You could drop a nuke on your opponent while they were still using horses as the most powerful part of their army. It just made me laugh
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not sure I even know this code,
but I could see where that would be hi-larious!
Man do I love midgets.
That blows
Civ IV is so much better than Civ III.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
When my boys get home I'll make them find it for me.
Either one of them has it, or they will be able to find it in the mess they left on my computer desk.
Man do I love midgets.
I'm so annoyed I'm going to miss this
This happens the day after I leave Cincinnati.
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I know, it's the on ice part that makes me annoyed I'm missing it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I think either the bowlers do, or they're donated somewhere or something
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
If it's like other turkey bowling events
they’re bowled frozen, so there’s probably not a lot of tenderizing action taking place.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Then they're not throwig hard enough.
Crap, that reminds me. I haven’t bowled in three weeks and I have league this weekend.
Man do I love midgets.
I know where my balls are.
(pun intended)
Man do I love midgets.
You think you'll be able to make it down to Renton next Friday for LL night?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
Does FB automatically refresh, or do I have to check it periodically?
Man do I love midgets.
Depends. What's your name?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 12:56 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
But you are right, it isn’t my name on FB. Try D.B. Cooper next.
Man do I love midgets.
Did you jump from a plane carrying lots of monies?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
Funny story...
I actually just hid in the bathroom. Everyone just assumed I jumped.
Man do I love midgets.
John Smith.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 14, 2008 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
Will Reveal Thingray's Name for Rec's
*Disclaimer: I won’t actually sell out Thingray’s name for rec’s. Wouldn’t help with Facebook anyway ;-)
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 14, 2008 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
I've already offered recs to the person to sell out Thingray
looks like I might have to up to ante from 3 to 50…
by seattlebruin on Nov 14, 2008 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
Here's a hint.
*Disclaimer. This may or may not be an actual hint.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 14, 2008 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
Note: T stands for Thadeus.
Man do I love midgets.
You have to check for status updates/news stories
It updates notifications automatically.
Is anyone else going to the George and Dragon tomorrow for the noon games?
Let me know and we’ll meet up.
I will not be making the trip, sadly
another week perhaps.
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What is the George and dragon?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
A place where communists gather to watch a communist sport.
Or so my 8th grade PE teacher would’ve said…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Nov 14, 2008 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
Good local place ot watch futbol.
Man do I love midgets.
I alerted my friend mr. mustaine to your possible presence
he’s still not sure he’ll be there or not, but since Stoke are one of the games I would not be at all surprised.
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I have a friend who looks similar to the aforementioned Mr. Mustaine
his hair isn’t quite as red, and he’s English so he has…English teeth, but still. It makes him easy to spot.
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I'll try, but I kind of doubt it.
We’re down a car now, and we really need to get another one. Damn it.
I like this idea.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I can't take credit for it
it’s a Hedbergism. It just randomed up on my iTunes and I felt compelled to repeat it here.
There is a Rachel Ray ad on the sidebar right now
I can’t tell if this is better or worse than the Jeff Dunham Ringtones ad.
Better.
Rachel Ray is easier on the eye. But I’m still happy I have Adblock.
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I hope you go home and find cookies waiting for you and feel bad for being mean to me.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
See if I ever send you cookies again.
Give them all to Ms Jeff.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
New Orleans postal service does not believe in priority mail.
I have to send it that way to have it get there within a week.
Apologies.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
Never apologize for sending cookies
the waiting makes them more delicious
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
I was worried.
I’ve grown impatient :(
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 2:27 PM PST up reply actions
Impatient with the mail
I most definitely appreciate the gesture.
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
No I didn't
I just warned you several dozen times
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
Oh my God this is something else.
That instructor who failed me on that assignment last night? She just e-mailed me saying she’s sending a letter to my boss “expressing concern about Mr. Larsen’s ability to properly communicate in a business setting.”
She has absolutely no right to do that and tell her if she does you will sue her and the college.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
We showed it to our CFO.
She laughed hysterically.
I was going to say you should send it to your boss.
Instead, maybe you should have your prof come to your work and see if she survives a day in the real world.
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You obviously handle it badly since you don't know how to communicate
so I’m sure you have nothing to teach her. hahaha.
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But then she'd get confused because you'd do things other than use computers
And that would be a job with no title
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 3:06 PM PST up reply actions
Take it to the head of her department.
She has absolutely no business being employed at her current position since she obviously has no concept of ethics.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
This is seriously making me unbelievably angry.
I had this teacher far too many times in college and I regret never doing anything about it.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
My boss is actually writing up a letter to submit to her superiors as we speak.
I don’t know if I’ll send it to them, but I’m considering attaching it to the letter I’m writing.
Bahahahaha my boss is also submitting his notes from my job interview.
Near the top “Good communicator, would work well in an IT support role.”
You should also tell her that "IT" stands for "Information Technology," kind of like what's printed on your business cards
by seattlebruin on Nov 14, 2008 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
she'll probably fail you for not using staples
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I wouldn't put that past her.
Question: Does anyone in an office really care if I date something “October 23rd, 2008” as opposed to “October 23, 2008”?
If they do they've got bigger problems than appropriate date formatting
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I'm thoroughly convinced last week's assignment
was one of those “trap” assignments. I had a teacher in highschool that had an assignment like this and used it to profile her students all year.
I'd be tempted to go European style
23 October 2008
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 14, 2008 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
See there's something wrong with this professor then
Rational people don’t FAIL anyone who puts forth some sort of understanding towards the material, an incorrect date shouldn’t be worth more than 1/2 to 2 points off depending on the nature of the assignment.
Professors that want to be strict give everyone C’s, they don’t fail everyone for pedantic errors.
That’s utter bullshit
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That's the worst part
there’s nothing “incorrect” about either October 23rd, 2008 or October 23, 2008. It’s all pretty much personal preference.
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This lady (lady?) seems to have control problems far greater than her class
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If it was an Army office we would care.
we have to be different so it’s 23 Oct 08 for us. I have no idea how I’m going to transition to being a civilian when the time comes.
Work for a defense company where everyone is already used to that date notation
by seattlebruin on Nov 14, 2008 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
No way dude.
When I finally do get out and retire, I want all the way out. No more government work at all for me. I’m tired of being a part of it all.
The date thing I've had a hard time shedding.
And I was only in for a fraction of the time you’ve been in. Other than that I use some of the lingo to spice up a conversation, but rarely.
The worst for me was going to college and hanging out with other prior service guys, there was always some douche that wanted to call the cafeteria the “chow hall” or something stupid. He was also usually the guy that claimed special forces/sniper/kill you with one finger training.
There's always 'that guy' when it comes to prior service people.
Get all mysterious and make allusions to being some kind of high trained killer, and being involved in crazy combat. Usually you can bust them out with the old ‘what colors is the boathouse at Hereford’ treatment.
The guy I’m thinking of in particular, we checked his discharge papers filed in the VA office, found out he was a cook for a 2 year enlistment.
Ha! I just remembered his name!
Todd. He was such a pain in the ass, my room mate changed his name. You had to spell it phonetically. Tee O Double Dee. He thought it was a compliment.
She'll fail the letter he writes for using "IT"
Because that is a made up position to make you sound better, like a janitor calling himself a sanitation engineer
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 3:07 PM PST up reply actions
Wow one can only admire such sheer arrogance.
Not really. Is she from this planet? Who the fuck does she think she is?
What the fuck?
That’s unbelievable that a professor would try to sabotage your professional life.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 14, 2008 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
I honestly don't think she realizes that I have a professional life.
In her mind’s eye she sees a 20 year old student who is trying to feel his way through life.
That's absolutely no excuse, and it actually makes it worse as far as I'm concerned.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
Exactly.
There’s no need for her to meddle like that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
The thing that I think many college professors forget
is that their students are paying a not insignificant sum of money for their education. They are not being done a favor. Professors owe it to their students to challenge them, grade them fairly and behave in a professional manner.
My last two years of high school I did the Running Start program. Winter quarter of my Senior year I failed a class. I didn’t do well in the class; I was right around a B- all the way through. I was failed because half of our grade was determined by a collaborative group presentation. I busted my ass on it because I REALLY wanted to come out of the class with a B+ at least. I was unable to give my portion of the presentation because one of the other people in my group got stage fright and yammered on for half an hour (we were allotted ten minutes each) and I was held solely responsible. Because I failed that class I had to quit my internship at a recording studio and take a full load of classes my last quarter of my Senior year.
Since then I’ve always been extremely sensitive to abuses of power by secondary educators.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
That's ridiculous.
It’s like a story my dad always related to me growing up. He is the eldest kid in the family and he had a brother 1-year younger than him. Somewhere along the way, he turned in a big project and got a D grade. The following year, his younger brother turned in the exact same assignment and got an A grade.
My dad never recovered from this and he passed his feelings onto me all the way through high school. Teachers have a bias toward every student and sometimes you have no control over the kind of grade you get. This is why I have always despised the ass kissers while growing up.
The first day of class he told everyone that he hated the Running Start program
and didn’t think high schoolers belonged in his classroom.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
okay now you're just messing with people, identity-wise
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Why does she even know who your boss is?
Compartmentalize.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Trap assignment.
As part of my homework for last week I submitted a memo that detailed my employer, field of expertise, and job title.
Fabricate
She can’t verify that if you design it well.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I was always really careful at University
because I never sure when an Ethics class would get annoying enough for me to have to argue in favour of eugenics or something, and that sort of thing can come back and bite you.
The way to do well in a Philosophy program is to adopt easily defensible positions, and some of those positions are really crazy. I ended up holding most of them.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
She asked us to provide real information if possible.
I thought I was being nice.
You're far too trusting.
Quick, let me steal your identity. That’s the life lesson you need.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
It's a flipping business communication class that everyone uses as a pre-requisite.
Who the fuck expects this kind of drama!?
Thats straight up ridiculous.
You should send an letter to the dean “expressing concern about her ability to accurately teach about a business setting.”
54!
I like this idea.
Have your boss or the CFO do it and it will carry even more weight.
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Yes, absolutely.
This person deserves at the very least a stern reprimand.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
I'm dismayed by her ability to teach business communication.
It’s like she hasn’t set foot in an office since the 70s. She has no idea how inter-office communication works anymore.
A memo? really?
The only people in my office who send memos are the people who handle the 401k stuff.
Our CEO sends them
but even still they’re electronic.
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No one in my department writes formal memos.
If we have a project idea, we do a simple outline and present them to the department head.
Yeah, we either do that or do a simplified RFP
memos seem very outdated.
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Memos are needlessly wordy in my mind.
All my boss wants to see in a project proposal is:
What is the project?
Why this project?
What is the cost?
Any alternatives?
How will we roll it out?
In his words, “I don’t care how you submit it as long as it’s to the point. Put it in bullets, I don’t give a shit.”
Then again
Everyone in my department is lazy.
My bosses don't even worry about rollout until the project's half done
which is not how I’d do it, but that’s neither here nor there.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Is she sending it to the cool boss?
Because it sounds like he’d find that more entertaining than anything else
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
I'm about to jet out of here. Cancun tomorrow!!!!
Travel safe, NOLA!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 14, 2008 2:17 PM PST reply actions
Mexican prisons es muy malo
so don’t tempt fate.
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Tiene mucho divertido en Mexico!
Te cuidado.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 2:21 PM PST up reply actions
But it's not a command.
It’s simply something one says when one leaves…take care. If thou so choosest.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
So Ninkasi Brewing makes a really good winter beer
Sleigh’r. I don’t know if they distribute outside the Willamette Valley, but it’s pretty damn good.
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I still haven't seen Anderson Valley Winter Solstice yet. >:(
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
I haven't either.
The place I went last night had AV’s Brother David, but not WInter Solstice. I also had an Anchor Christmas, which was surprisingly good – I’m not usually crazy about Anchor beers, but this actually tasted somewhat like pine trees smell, if that makes sense, which was pretty cool.
Rounding out the holiday theme, I had a Lucky Lab Scottish Holiday, which was pretty good too, although I think the Ninkasi was my favorite.
As a side note, the theory of not using the restroom before leaving the bar for your 7 mile bike ride home, in hopes that the need to pee will make you ride faster, is a flawed one. Just so you know.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
oh and if anybody in/around PDX is interested
this is where I went last night. Atmosphere’s a bit sterile, but the beer list is really solid and constantly rotating.
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So you took my advice!
I feel like a million bucks.
Yeah, and mad props to you
that was some damn fine beer. If I wasn’t on a mission to try every seasonal they had, I would have stuck with it all night.
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Although I'm considering Torrence. Torrance? Which way is it?
Also is Aaron even available?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
We should all change our names to our real names
especially Thingray
by seattlebruin on Nov 14, 2008 2:27 PM PST up reply actions
His real name is Johnny Pedophile, though
which is awkward in job interviews and whatnot.
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Well joof is screwed too
someone already took Jeff
by seattlebruin on Nov 14, 2008 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
Since mine is just a play on my name, is that acceptable?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 14, 2008 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
Everybody's screenname should be HootieMcBoob with a number after it
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
You don't even need a number after yours
Graham is HootieMcBoob1
by seattlebruin on Nov 14, 2008 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
the scary thing is you probably have the tools to make this happen
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I thought only Trei could change people's SNs
by seattlebruin on Nov 14, 2008 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
I can just ban everybody until they sign up as Hootie McBoob
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
It would take too long
I could only pull it off at the Blue Jays blog.
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
You should roll this out on a trial basis for Coach and Taylor H
by seattlebruin on Nov 14, 2008 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
I can't believe I haven't banned Taylor H yet
What would House do?
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
keep him around, mock him mercilessly until he cracks
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Ban him with the message that he's welcome back as HootieMcBoob231
by seattlebruin on Nov 14, 2008 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
And, from my experiences talking with Jeff, he's hesitant to ban.
A lot of people get the benefit of the doubt. Don’t ruin it.
Well, I've been acting on your advice, Teej.
4 comments in the last 2 days.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 14, 2008 11:30 PM PST up reply actions
Thank you.
Although I haven’t had much time to read LL lately, due to the death of a family member. :(
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 14, 2008 11:40 PM PST up reply actions
I'm starting to like this idea
but you have to engage in it as well, right?
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So Jeff and a bunch of Hootie McBoobs?
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One rec to the first person to register as Hootie and the Boobfish
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
That cost me a delicious sip of water
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I'd do it except you told me I'm not allowed to sign up for any more accounts
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I like not being banned, believe it or not
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don't get to used to it
Corco’s getting WASTED tonight
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I'll hopefully be out too
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I can already tell
this is a trend that doesn’t need to propagate.
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calling an overlord an idiot is a really good way to get him to see your point of view.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I kept my name because
I refuse acknowledge that I live in California and because I am lazy.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
you can take the boy out of Spokane
but you can’t take Spokane out of the boy.
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Near Nature Near perfect, as the Chamber likes to say
I do like Spokane it is far better than it was.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
I think NOLA and RRS are the only two whose screennames acknowledge living in California
by seattlebruin on Nov 14, 2008 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
just head up into the hills, it's plenty warm up there
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I don't know how I feel about it either.
But it might come in handy.
I just noticed that the Tuba Man memorial made the inside cover of the NYT today.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 14, 2008 2:42 PM PST reply actions
very cool.
Anybody from LL go? How was it?
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Enough about screen names
for those of us with no imagination cannot take part.
More importantly, if I’m vagely planning a trip to include Seattle next year, when should I aim for? Previous two times i’ve been over in April but now I’m planning with an open slate but obviously with Ms and Sounders games in mind.
Weather’s not an important factor, so what other events between April and September are a fair draw?
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If you like music
come for Labor Day weekend and Bumbershoot – it’s insanely crowded but it’s three solid days of music, art, and other stuff at Seattle Center.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Nice idea
Musical crossover is important, although there are almost always gigs on.
I have a Jenny Lewis poster a friend sent me from Bumbershoot 2006.
end of August works… just feels a long way away.
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Indeed
and most of the time before June will be spent building up to South Africa WC2010.
MLS season will still be on late August, so that works too.
Groovy
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I couldn't talk my wife into going to WC2010, which is annoying
she’s got her heart set on London 2012, which I have no problems with, but I’d still rather go to SA. But, in her logic, I’ve already been to a World Cup, so I don’t need to see another. Which is flawed logic, but still.
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No, you're okay
2012 will be better. Getting about SA is going to be impossible.
Just realised that Sasquatch is in May too, that’s an alternative… there any other semi-decent festivals in the NW I’m missing?
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But I've never been to SA and would love to check it out
I’ve been to London eighty billion times. I love it dearly, but I fear the teeming mass of humanity that will be there for the Olympics. Anyway.
Don’t forget that Sasquatch isn’t actually in Seattle – it’s in George, about a three-hour drive east. Not that you shouldn’t do it, but you’ll need transport/lodging.
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Me neither
but through the Englandfans club have had a bunch of information on it. The cost is going to be astronomical, but if/when we get there it’ll be worth it.
There’s no chance I’m going to Brazil in ‘14 and there’s a chance we’ll get it ourselves in ‘18. After that I’ll be too old to travel to a WC, so in all likelihood it’s 2010 or never.
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Just out of curiosity
how old is too old to travel to a WC? I’ll be 41 in 2010, and if the WC is in England in 2018 you bet your ass I’ll be there.
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I'm just going through a 'feeling old' week
I don’t suppose it is too old, I’ll by 30 in 2010.
Just that, come 2022 I’d expect to be doing more grown up stuff like families and shit. Don’t get me wrong, you can still do it (my Dad came to Moscow with us a year ago), but I suspect I’ll be decidedly uncool when I’m 42.
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Seriously, it's been a shite week
and feeling sorry for yourself is so not cool.
but you’re talking 13 years away, in which times all manner of oddness will have taken place in the world.
Let’s just live a bit more short term and plan for 2010 for now :o)
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That's a given, but it shouldn't stop you from going to the WC.
You might have very little chance of having an amazing one-night stand after the match, but hey, you’ll probably also have more disposable income then.
I'm not Jeff
but I love the whole Howl album. I’m just contrarian enough to love it because it doesn’t sound like anything else they did, though. Take Them On On Your Own is also a really good album.
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I'm not Jeff
but Spread Your Love
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I like every single song of theirs but one
Berlin and Weapon of Choice are probably the easiest to get into, but my other favorites in no particular order are Howl, American X, All You Do Is Talk, Mercy, and Window.
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
Alright
I’ll use my remaining $1.60 on Berlin on iTunes and find another way to get the rest.
by Mariner John on Nov 14, 2008 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
Wait!
Shade of Blue. Wait for the guitar to kick in at 1:00. AWESOME.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 14, 2008 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
I love group presentations in which my partner, a constant overachiever who thinks everyone else is an idiot says
“Don’t worry about it, I’ll do all the work”
to which I say “Is there anything I can do”
and she says “Go home and have a beer”
and then I get an A
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My recent history of added songs is a rather odd mix.
It’s also the most diverse it’s been in awhile. The dangers of $75 of iTunes gift cards.
Ouch.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Eve 6? She Wants Revenge? Spin Doctors?
Next time you have iTunes gift cards to use, ask us for help so you can avoid these pitfalls.
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Maybe he downloaded Eve 6 because he's graduating
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
I don't get this reference
but that could be because I don’t get Eve 6.
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I could have made the same joke about Vitamin C
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
Who by the way holy crap how did she ever make money
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
I would like to share with you some lyrics from her other big hit
Life, it ain’t easy
It’s so tough
It ain’t easy
Put a smile on your face
Make the world a better place
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
that sounds curiously like the average Coldplay lyric
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In case the meaning goes over your head at first she repeats it several more times
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
Well, she'd have to
it’s so dense, complex, and layered with nuance.
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I don't get that one either
but with Robert’s mention of Green Day below I think I get what you mean. It’s been a long time since I graduated or went to a prom.
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Considering that my senior class theme was Bon Jovi's "Never Say Goodbye"
I wouldn’t say that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Ours was "Live and Let Die"
Because we were the class of 2007. Get it? 007.
God I hated high school.
And yet, that's a great graduation song. It's a fine introduction to the cutthroat world.
Mine was “Wind Beneath My Wings”.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Did I go to a weird school?
We didn’t have a song for graduation; we just left.
Is this ‘theme’ thing ubiquitous? Do I not have a generation?
Seriously, you all had to wear helmets in your schools, right? That’s not just me… tell me that wasn’t just my school. Pantsless Wednesdays? Anybody?
Ours was the result of an overzealous student council
that thought everything in our senior year needed a theme.
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Apparently it wasn't just your school though.
I feel like I missed out on something that would’ve given me yet another opportunity to feel outrage.
Me and my friends went with disdain
because our entire student government was made up of Tracy Flicks. They didn’t operate in my orbit, so I paid no attention to what they did.
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We have Pantsless Wednesdays at my work
well, when I say “we” i mean “I”, and HR keeps calling – I never pick up, but they call no doubt to congratulate me on my creativity and independent spirit.
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Did you not notice how your Mother always stroked you hair
And said how special and precious you were? Yeah, you went to that school.
you went to a more awesome school than I
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I don't remember most of the other songs
but we were given a list of 5 songs to vote on, and Bon Jovi won. THe only other one I remember was Bryan Adams’ “Summer of 69” because 1969 was when most of my class was born. Which is almost as bad as Live And Let Die for the class of 07.
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Then I would think your class would most want to celebrate the cold autumn nights of '68
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
that would more likely be the theme of parents' day
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Think about the sorts of people who choose these things.
Of course it will be retarded.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I'm technically part of "Senior Cabinet"
but I really doubt anything I’d ever choose would be our song. Given the demographics of my school it will likely be a shitty hip hop song.
by Mariner John on Nov 14, 2008 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
I'll go to you for my chick flick needs.
by Mariner John on Nov 14, 2008 3:34 PM PST up reply actions
P.S. Bring it On is a LL Dictator approved movie
by seattlebruin on Nov 16, 2008 2:31 AM PST up reply actions
Bring It On is the shit.
I will take this moment to also pimp Drop Dead Gorgeous. Different kind of movie, but also hilarious and totally underrated.
It would be cool if you went to a Hispanic high school
because then your mascot could be Señor Cabinet.
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I don't know why we're assigning a gender to a cabinet
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
I'm also assigning it an ethnicity, which is a bit odd
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well, at least now I know what my new tattoo will look like
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Like I said, fill it with Tequila
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
That would be a good name for a cupboard full of tequila
Hmmmmm
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
Oh yes, and our prom is at the zoo.
Thus we have some sort of jungle related theme. Not that I really give a shit about the theme.
by Mariner John on Nov 14, 2008 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, that would make for an awesome theme
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You should complain
That being at the zoo and having a jungle theme presents a clear bias against the other ecosystems that are represented at the zoo, and that it is insensitive to said ecosystems. Maybe they’ll change the theme, or scrap the theme altogether
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 3:30 PM PST up reply actions
Although our theme last year was apparently "Tonight's the Night"
by Mariner John on Nov 14, 2008 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
Foreboding...
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
Tonight's The Night....To Just Say No!
Tonight’s The Night….To Just Give Her A Hug!
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Mine was at the Future of Flight museaum.
I thought it was neat.
Unlike the ones you already own
His is available to rent, for a modest price. Therefore it is better, because I am sure your albums aren’t available for rental
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
It should be Can't Believe It
because after you listen to that song 10 times in a row it becomes a masterpiece
This was also mine.
In fact I’d be surprised to find out that there was a class of ‘99 that didn’t use that song.
"Forever Young"
Lessee. Good Rod Stewart or invoking-the-wrath-of-PDB Rod Steward. I’m guessing the latter…
Give me Alphaville’s version any day.
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by PositivePaul on Nov 14, 2008 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
Like hell I'm clicking that
It’s a Rickroll for sure.
by JI on Nov 14, 2008 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
Nostalgia fails for the first and last.
I don’t know about the rest.
by Mariner John on Nov 14, 2008 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
This is why I despise nostalgia
because it makes people do insane things like buy Spin Doctors records.
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I don't know who that is
but he looks hung over. And he looks 12.
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This sounds like my future parent-teacher conferences
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
Mr. Sullivan, why do you feed your son beer for dinner?
kid’s gotta learn sometime, Teach.
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but it has few calories bagel
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
She's a big NOLA fan and for this reason I am against a name change
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
Let's hope
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
Google does that with any GIS for an attractive celebrity
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
I'm noticing an unsavory trend
with the people he claims to be his girlfriend
by JI on Nov 14, 2008 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
Hi Ms Jeff! Take your fair share of cookies!
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
Yours can be hand delivered by canoeavan or whatever we decided.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 7:54 PM PST up reply actions
There was some mention of rowing and Teej meeting us at the docks.
Due to his anti-plane stance.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 8:20 PM PST up reply actions
I like her to know why I get drunk texts from a guy named Robert
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 14, 2008 3:47 PM PST up reply actions
It would be for the best if she thought you didn't have a homosexual lover.
by JI on Nov 14, 2008 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
especially one that sounds like a bacon-obsessed dog
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Especially if he is professing his love?
Give him her number. That leads to interesting situations.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
John's wife posts over at FG from time to time.
She gave us photoshop ammunition. Ms. Jeff should do the same.
John also had a video of a dog fucking a cat on the front page.
by JI on Nov 14, 2008 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
Considering the source this seems dubious at best.
by JI on Nov 14, 2008 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
The girl is smarter than the faggot.
Who could have guessed?
by Robert on Nov 14, 2008 3:53 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
She'd probably only post...
…after Mrs. PositivePaul posts.
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by PositivePaul on Nov 14, 2008 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
The T.I. album is actually really good.
I’m not his biggest fan, but there are a few tracks on that album that make me do The Happy Dance.
Let me know how it is.
I’m very hesitant to listen to T-Pain’s stuff. I consider him an idiot savant in the way R. Kelly was, but I don’t get around to buying/downloading his shit.
Also,
good on you for coming around on Lil’ Wayne. That album isn’t amazing, but the mixtapes are a blast.
I now know what I need this Black Friday
a giant external hard drive to satisfy my habit of downloading 6-10 year old music videos
I'm planning on snatching one of those up if still available when I can make it there
Wasn’t it like $110 or something insane like that?
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
Last I saw it was about $135.
Still a ripping good deal, about thirteen cents per GB.
Yeah, that's splitting hairs
A $25 difference would be noticeable on a 320 or something. But a TB for $135? Sweet jesus…
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
I remember a point in time where I was utterly convinced I'd never fill 1TB of data.
I’ve got 2.5TB of storage total and I’ve filled about half that.
I'm the same.
I’m thinking of grabbing a TB and then something a little smaller for the other bay. I’m excited to finally have a computer with SATA so I can put that to use. My old MoBo only recognized drives up to 120 GB, and only allowed 2GB max of ram. This new one will let me do some real damage
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
Day 1 of free agency
Why not? Also, God Damn the Yankees if true
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
Not really surprising but
damn that’s a lot of money.
My guess is 7/175
And I hope it fucks Milwaukee over 9 ways from Sunday
by JI on Nov 14, 2008 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
It was on TV
but I think Ken Rosenthal may have mis-spoken and only meant “offered”
by seattlebruin on Nov 14, 2008 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
Did I say Ken Rosenthal?
I meant Buster Olney
by seattlebruin on Nov 14, 2008 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
That division is just getting silly
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Maybe their rotation will be full of bad contracts by then.
by JI on Nov 14, 2008 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
you are a heathen
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
IF he's a heathen what does the following statement make me:
if Felix never lives up to his vaunted professional the M’s won’t have to worry about the market price for elite top-shelf pitching. OH YEAH I WENT THERE
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i would then call you a dirty heathen
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
Even if my statement made no sense
…never lives up to his vaunted talent level the M’s….
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I got what you meant
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
Screw Steve Hutchison.
Josh Brown’s leaving killed the Seahawks.
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by PositivePaul on Nov 14, 2008 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
(I don't actually believe this - I was Brobertobaiting...)
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by PositivePaul on Nov 14, 2008 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
I love Brownie, Ruskell and Holmgren but letting Hutch leave was so so so dumb
Brownie leaving made sense.
Yes Hutch should have been franchised instead of transitioned
but oh my God I wish people would let it go.
His leaving had very little to do with our overall running game issues the last 2 years
It was more of a Shaun Alexander sucks problem than anything
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
He was the MVP, dammit
He is the greatest!
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
I have no idea why. He's a cuddly penguin.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
d'awwww
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
I think I'll call him "Topper" from now on...
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by PositivePaul on Nov 14, 2008 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe he won't pan out like we'd hoped and it'll be a non issue
by JI on Nov 14, 2008 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
Yup. OVERRATED.
;-)
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by PositivePaul on Nov 14, 2008 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
Dead Kennedys are on for Rock Band DLC next week!
CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES!
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something seem morally wrong with that, It's like have Rage Against the Machine songs on a Nissan ad.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
you're right but it's still awesome.
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Is it?
Did they ever get their royalties thing worked out, or is everyone still suing everyone? Is this one of those weird deals where Jello gets frozen out of the licensing money?
It’s like the Smiths… apparently Morrissey/Marr get exactly nothing from Smiths sales/licensing/merch since 2001.
It's settled
the other three get the name going forward, but they all split the royalties four ways.
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Huh; that's seems like a decent deal all around.
Too bad it took them so long.
Yeah, but who cares
I have somehow been made into the lead singer of my 3 person band (My brother’s girlfriend on drums, and the girl that babysits my kid on guitar). I thought I sucked at singing, but have been nailing everything playing on medium. I may be able to do this one with no problems. DK is one of my faves, and this means I can rip it up
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
BOTD...
Plan ahead for the Super Bowl with Beer, cheese and bacon Cupcakes.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Beer, cheese, and bacon?
NYET
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
There is bar in Oly, WA where you can get bacon pancakes.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
The Reef
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
When?
I loved that bar.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
Yesterday.
“Burned down” is probably too strong, but it’s not going to be open for quite awhile, if it ever does.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 14, 2008 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
was it because of the bacon pancakes?
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
Drive safe, miss NOLA
I’m off to drink large quantities of beer.
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I've already started.
The beer that is. Not the driving. But thanks!
And expect a message from me tomorrow.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 4:14 PM PST up reply actions
Celtics-Nuggets
What channel is the Blazers game on
by seattlebruin on Nov 14, 2008 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
I'm permanently shocked that Jalen Rose is actually a very good NBA analyst
by seattlebruin on Nov 14, 2008 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
Kind of like Jesse Palmer for college football
I would’ve bet anything he’d be hilariously awful, but hey, he’s good.
I am drinking Dead Guy from a plastic cup.
Treason?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 4:14 PM PST reply actions
Waiting for my ride.
One Dead Guy = Kirsten no drivey.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 14, 2008 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
Coach would be semi-proud!
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by PositivePaul on Nov 14, 2008 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
I drank 4 of them on Wednesday night.
I was up until 3 playing Rock Band. I was hurting like hell yesterday.
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
Absolutely
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 4:26 PM PST up reply actions
I downloaded the NXE today
Made an avatar, then let my 4 year old make one. He had no problem making his with zero prompting from me because the system is so simple to use. He then navigated himself to the games menu and loaded up a couple of his favorite XBLA titles with no issue. The new dashboard system is slick, and very intuitive. Can’t wait to mess around with it some more tonight
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How did you download it?
I thought it wasn’t available until the 19th.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 14, 2008 5:37 PM PST up reply actions
I was selected to do an early preview of it
They held a sign up back near the end of October, and I was selected in the final wave of early invites
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 5:40 PM PST up reply actions
It's nice!
Conversely, you could download it from the web through the usual sources for getting things you shouldn’t have, load it to a thumb drive and you’re good to go once you plug it in. I don’t think you’ll be banned for doing it, although you won’t be able to connect to Xbox Live until Wednesday. I don’t think you’ll be banned because my confirmation email warned me to not plug my hard drive into any other xbox because it would update the other console and keep it from getting on Live
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 5:47 PM PST up reply actions
Have you tried ripping a game to your hard drive yet?
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 14, 2008 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
Haven't had a chance
Will do it tonight, but I’ve heard the average time to rip is only 3-5 minutes
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 8:34 PM PST up reply actions
You downloaded it, didn't you?
I think that’s what you’d said before
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 8:33 PM PST up reply actions
This is distressing to me
Apparently you cannot send a drawing of a spider as payment for a past due bill
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That's amazing.
I also really like Jane’s acceptance of the matter. That had to be a great story to tell at work.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 14, 2008 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
That was the funniest thing I've read in a while
I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"
Anybody watch the Space Shuttle lift off just now?
I have a little more than a year to get myself down there to be on hand for a launch before the shuttle is grounded, but it’s been on my list of to-do’s in life since I was about 4 years old. Night time launches are amazing to see, and this one was no different
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Incredible

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 5:10 PM PST up reply actions
Yay technology
Space technology always filters down to the public though, so in 10 years we’ll probably all be drinking our own piss
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 5:35 PM PST up reply actions
It could be worse. They use to drink Tang.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
Rec'd. I love you.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I'm not going to make a FanPost in case Matthew wants to introduce it (plus I don't have much to say),
but Fangraphs has introduced some new stats. Pretty interesting stuff.
Dammit.
Now we have to go upstage them.
by Graham MacAree on Nov 14, 2008 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
Now there will be no acidental burnings
This is good news for all involved
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
I just beat Mega Man 4, so screw y'all.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 14, 2008 8:38 PM PST reply actions
That game is hard as hell, so I salute you
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 8:42 PM PST up reply actions
I had the passcode to start Dr. C's castle
and I think I only died to continues on the first stage of his castle. Fucking ice.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 14, 2008 11:01 PM PST up reply actions
Time for another round of "Help me choose where to eat dinner"
Any suggestions? I am thinking of really spoiling myself, but I’m not too sure. Throw me some suggestions, please. If you don’t, I will likely starve
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And I leave work in 10 minutes, so time is of the essence
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
Drat
Now I’m left to my own devices for dinner. Oh well.
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 8:52 PM PST up reply actions
WTF was that?
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
Turkey Nuggets?
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
Just saw the new Bond film.
Not as good as Casino Royale, but still very enjoyable.
Yeah?
I heard it sucked miserably, but I did read a few good reviews. I’ll see it regardless, but it’s nice to hear a positive review.
The critics tend to be in two camps, those who want another Casino Royale and those who want a classic campy Bond.
Quantum of Solace wasn’t quite as deep as Casino Royale was, but wasn’t extremely campy either. Therefore, the critics hated it.
Although consider that QoS scored a 33% at Rotten Tomatoes and High School Musical 3 scored a 65%. I wouldn’t put much stock into what they say.
The Casino Royale honeymoon was bound to end.
It was awesome because it changed the face of Bond. The second one was due to disappoint. I’m not too worried.
I can't argue with this.
Then again, I think Christopher Nolan is fucking amazing, and I couldn’t even tell you who directed either of the new Bond movies.
This is true.
What has been done with that franchise is remarkable.
A co-worker just gave me (for free!) the "Joker" graphic novel that is supposed to serve as a semi-sequel or something to Dark Knight.
I’ve never been interested in comics, but this seems pretty badass.
That's it exactly.
The critics set the bar so astronomically high for an action film that they were doomed to be disappointed.
There were too many chases in QoS
I liked it pretty well, but it seemed like they were trying to shoehorn too many chases into it. It almost started to feel like “let’s see. Bond is….waiting for a bus. Then, CAR CHASE!!!!!!! Then, Bond’s returning a library book, and before he knows it, PARKOUR CHASE AROUND THE CITY!!!!!!!” Some of them just felt forced.
Overall, I did like it, though. Not quite as dark as Casino Royale, which was a bit disappointing, but still a good Bond.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
If you do that this will make you weep with joy
it’s not even in the same universe as that. The only Bond I can compare it to is Casino Royale, and if that was an A-, this is a solid B or B+.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
As far as I'm concerned QoS is a good Bond film
not the greatest in the franchise, but still a very entertaining film.
I have it.
It’s very good, but I find it to be quite hard. I suck at RPGs. I will get back into it once I beat Gears, but for now I’m taking a break.
Dammit now I'm going to have to go and buy it.
I hope that heaven comment wasn’t a spoiler
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
It wasn't. It was my own heaven.
As I’ve mentioned before, I like short, exciting games. If you didn’t like Gears 1, you might not like this, but I fucking love it.
Ok, good
I loved Gears the first, and I am sure I will love Gears the second.
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
This is considerably better than the first.
Bigger battles, better graphics, etc. There’s really nothing that it doesn’t do better than the first.
In the same token, it’s still the same gameplay. Just . . . more intense.
Excellent
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 11:44 PM PST up reply actions
Do you have Xbox Live?
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 14, 2008 11:50 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah.
I’m not a big fan of online play, so please don’t take it personally if I ignore you, but my handle is Chip1010.
Just sent a friend request. I'm playing CoD right now, but headed to bed any minute now
I’ll be getting Gears soon, so we could always do Co-Op or something
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 12:08 AM PST up reply actions
No problem. I'll look you up sometime though
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 12:16 AM PST up reply actions
NO I DON'T WANNA GET KICKED OUT
OR DID YOU MEAN A LITTLE LATER?
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 1:29 AM PST up reply actions
LOL YOU IDIOT
BUT DON’T WORRY I’M SURE YOUR BITCHES ARE LOOKING AFTER IT
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 1:33 AM PST up reply actions
I KNOW
WHY ELSE WOULD I BE CLUBBING WITH YOU
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 1:34 AM PST up reply actions
Let's jump him instead of the bartender
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 1:40 AM PST up reply actions
Jeff and Ms. Jeff have been invaluable coaches in weaning me off bad beer.
I can’t betray them . . . too much.
Or OTFPOTDs written by sb, NOLA and Brian
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 1:10 AM PST up reply actions
This sb fellow sounds like an LL legend
I really should have made an alt to post this with
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 1:14 AM PST up reply actions
I'm thinking about buying a game system thingy
I don’t play video games, but it’s going to be a long winter. What do you guys thing? X box or Wii? Or something else?
For a casual gamer, Wii all the way.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 15, 2008 1:11 AM PST up reply actions
As much as I hate to agree, yeah, the Wii is good for the casual gamer.
I have one, and the games I have are awesome, but there aren’t many.
Same thoughts here
The lack of games is very disappointing but for casual gaming it probably is the best choice.
It's fun, promise!
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 1:48 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, that's world of goo!
I watched someone play a lot of this on a PC but didn’t know what it was called.
If it’s coming out on the wii it’d be totally worth getting.
Damn, I need to get a job so I can buy the PC version…
Now I don't know what to do with it.
I think I went overboard on accessories. I think I’ll unpack it all and look at it for a bit.
I've been thinking about getting one
My son’s mom has one and he absolutely loves it.
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
I'll help ya out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd5DD7BtIZk – probably not the way to use it.
by James F'n X on Nov 15, 2008 11:44 PM PST up reply actions
It's easier nowadays, I believe.
I bought mine used off some 12-year-old kid in a rainy Vons parking lot. It came in a bowling bag.
I love my Wii.
No, not that Wii or not that way. Most of the good games for it are party games, though, unless you really dip into the VC which is pretty much crack for twentysomethings.
by James F'n X on Nov 15, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
Just don't buy a PS3.
Mine is just a glorified blu-ray player.
I wouldn't put it past me.
But no, just your standard down fancy ones. Crunch, crunch. Maybe I just need to break them in. But shit man, you shouldn’t have to break in a PILLOW.
I have always experienced a short break-in period with down.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 15, 2008 1:16 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I think you just have to break them in
This has happened to me before.
But down pillows are so much better than regular pillows, it’s so worth the breaking in
Yeah, I'm going for a hybrid bed situation.
Half down, half those memory foam ones. I have much too much bedding for one person.
Okay another dumb question.
How do I apply a formula to an entire column? I’m using Google Spreadsheet but I assume the concept here is the same.
J.K.L.
Seriously dude this is driving me crazy
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 15, 2008 1:26 AM PST up reply actions
I don't know if you can add it to the whole column in perpetuity
but you can click the bottom right corner of the cell and drag it down and you’ll autofill the cells below it with the same formula (but different reference cells).
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 15, 2008 1:27 AM PST up reply actions
I'm quite enjoying this whole teaching myself things thing.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 15, 2008 1:29 AM PST up reply actions
But all I have to do is type in wOBA, expected playing time and positional adjustments and it calculates WAR and market value!
This makes me obscenely happy.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 15, 2008 1:33 AM PST up reply actions
This is the first even slightly mathy/slightly spreadsheety thing I've ever done.
Brave new world mafas!
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 15, 2008 1:35 AM PST up reply actions
I totally hear you.
I’ve always fashioned myself as a novice who will depend on others to explain the particulars, but someday I’ll give the math a shot.
Not me. That's what other people are for.
The only math I do involves bills, paychecks and how much flour goes into a pretzel.
I started with WAR because the formula is already there.
I don’t really have to do any math outside of entering the formula into the spreadsheet, but it FEELS like math.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 15, 2008 1:39 AM PST up reply actions
I should probably mention that I work tomorrow.
This isn’t how I plan to spend my weekend.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 15, 2008 2:03 AM PST up reply actions
I have to be up for work at 6:30
And I’m really not tired at all. Insomnia sucks
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:06 AM PST up reply actions
I work Monday-through-Friday for the first time in my life.
I miss a lot of things from my old schedule, but this is pretty nice.
There are times I would love to have a simple 9-5
Actually pretty much all the time, but hey, what are ya gonna do?
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:12 AM PST up reply actions
I must admit:
I always loved my 4 p.m. to midnight shift. I could stay up as late as I want.
But my lady likes the new hours, and I find it hard to disagree. It’s pretty awesome to get off work with the sun still up. I had never experienced that.
My schedule is all kinds of weird right now
I used to have a set schedule. Same 2 days off, same start time every day. Now, I have some days I work 2-9, and others I work 9-2, and 2 days that are 12 hours long. Can’t get a real rhythm going
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:20 AM PST up reply actions
Make LL After Dark not 4 in the morning next time
Preferably sometime before 3
Seconded.
Except soon I will be in the same time zone as most of these crazies.
Time to move, Fogel.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 15, 2008 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
This thread is moving at molasses pace for me.
Too much for my brand new lap top to handle I suppose.
Hi everybody!
I thought about sleeping, but then remembered that I can’t do that, so I’m happy to see others here
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MY INTERNET IS BACK WORKING COD5 TOMORROW WOOOOOO
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 1:22 AM PST up reply actions
Buy an Xbox and help us kill Nazis!
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 1:24 AM PST up reply actions
That was for RC.
Just because I can’t sleep doesn’t mean I’m not tired as hell. This sucks…
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 1:25 AM PST up reply actions
I'm off at 9 let's do it!
I played all night tonight on single player. Just as intense as ever! I like Brian, but I disagree with his assessment of this game completely
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 1:23 AM PST up reply actions
wii is different. get a wii.
and then get rock band because it’s making me crazy that i’ve yet to play.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 15, 2008 5:15 AM PST up reply actions
Best looking infomercial products
Shamwow and Steam Buddy. I want these things, no matter how bad the reviews actually are
The shamwow isn't as amazing as they say.
However, we hardly use paper towels at all anymore which makes the “green” side of me very happy.
I think anything being sold by Billy Whatshisname is the best
BECAUSE HE NEVER EVER STOPS YELLING AND ALWAYS USES HIS HANDS WHEN HE TALKS IT’S VERY ENTERTAINING AND MAKES ME WANT TO BUY THINGS
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 1:26 AM PST up reply actions
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I WANT A STEAM BUDDY
that and I am a lazy ironer and the cute girl at work has been commenting on the way I dress lately
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 1:27 AM PST up reply actions
Wear a Shamwow as clothing
She’ll be saying wow every time
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 1:32 AM PST up reply actions
Shamwow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8
I’ve never seen the steam buddy one before but here it is too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFpIQPxxaGA
(WHOAH I WANT ONE TOO)
This is exactly what I was in the middle of doing
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 1:30 AM PST up reply actions
Posting youtube links without watching them entirely ftw
Hopefully there aren’t any rickrolls in there
Billy Mays is so awesome
He’s on the list of people I’d want to narrate my life, along with Morgan Freeman, Kiefer Sutherland, and Christopher Walken
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 1:34 AM PST up reply actions
You'll be saying "Wow!" every time!
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 1:37 AM PST up reply actions
Oh what Linens n Things has it and they're going out of business I'm so going there... after lunch
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
I went to a Linens n Things this morning
All that was left was shelves, a few fixtures, and some godawful paisley curtains. I wouldn’t count on there being anything there.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
The one here in Spokane still has a good selection
I bought a new espresso machine for 20% off. I thought about waiting for a better discount but was afraid to wait and not get the machine I wanted.
I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"
Has anybody here heard of the band Glassjaw?
I always feel like I’m the only person to have ever listened to them before. They just came up on my Zune playlist is why ask
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Does that mean I'm the only one here who is a fan of theirs?
How about Daryl’s side project, Head Automatica?
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
I am not a fan of Glassjaw but I like Head Automatica alright.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 15, 2008 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Head Automatica's first album was simple and fun
The second one was completely different, but ok. I like the song Cannibal Girl, and Beating Heart Baby from the first one is the ringtone for when my fiancee calls. Good stuff
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
I think this guy cheated at the Price is Right
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
It's a fun word
But how the hell did that dork pull that crap off? Absolutely insane
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:05 AM PST up reply actions
How the hell did Jarrod Washburn run a 3.15 ERA in 2002?
Some questions are meant to go unanswered
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 2:06 AM PST up reply actions
That goddamn hair flip he kept doing made me want to slap the shit out of him
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:12 AM PST up reply actions
I imagine him driving past me in the rain in one of those cars
While I stand on the corner getting soaked while he flips his hair and blasts the Scissor Sisters
I had not ever heard of the Scissor Sisters until just now
And I’m pretty sure I’m not lying when I say that it was really, really gay. Also, I can totally picture him driving around listening to that.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:16 AM PST up reply actions
I was getting all nervous for him by the end of it
I couldn’t imagine having that happen to me
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:11 AM PST up reply actions
I liked the look on his face when they announced her price
He had both thumbs up and looked confused as hell. You could tell he had no idea what was going on. He was probably high as hell too
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:14 AM PST up reply actions
See the .gif a little further down the page
That was just crazy though
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
To be fair, I didn't make that
But felt it had its place here somewhere. And thanks for the rec
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
Tomorrow night at 9:30 or so
Game on!
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:13 AM PST up reply actions
Aw damn I'm gonna end up being the last one here, aren't I?
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:17 AM PST up reply actions
Time to make a run at sleeping

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:27 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I hate when I wake up and feel guilty about something that happened last night
but can’t for the love of God figure out why
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
or what it is I feel guilty about
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Are you covered in red ink or anything?
If so, check to make sure it’s not blood.
by royalcurve on Nov 15, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Brian that 1TB hard drive is back to $110 at Fry's
I hope I have a chance to get there before the deal ends
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Don't buy them all up!
I want one, but won’t have a real chance to get there until Monday at the earliest. The deal is good until Tuesday though, so here’s to hoping
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
So my own Taylor story:
The last two poker tournaments I have played in, I came in first place. And now I have won three such tournaments in as many days. It totaled roughly $230, but that’s not bad for only laying $9.90 on the line.
(And for the record, I am up in my account. It’s not like I have pissed away $500 to get that $230.)
Do you have to constantly flip your hair out of your face too?
Good job though. I’ve been on a hot streak in making money while bowling. I’ve put 180 in my pocket the last 2 weeks from side brackets. Plus, when we get bored at work we roll dice for money sometimes, and I’m way up with that. Good luck for everybody!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
They aren't even mine, actually
One of the other guys has them because he’s a compulsive gambler, but I always end up ahead. It’s nice. I mean, we only play $1, or the occasional $2 hand so it’s small winnings, but I’ll leave work up 5 or 10 bucks some days. Not bad. I was up almost $20 last night though, which was sweet (we had extra people in a few games)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
See, that's one thing I have learned about playing poker.
Compulsive gamblers always lose because they have a target on their back as they are not able to leave their emotions at the door.
And that’s awesome taking $5, $10 consistently. That pays for lunch!
Speaking of which, time for some dice rolls!
It’s almost dinner time and I would love to earn a free dinner :)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 5:04 PM PST up reply actions
Is anyone here a John Legend fan?
Evolver is such a good album.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 15, 2008 2:41 PM PST reply actions
Not sure I've heard of him
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
Oh?
pass
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
I've listened to pretty much nothing but hip-hop since I was 9 years old,
so I have a certain fondness (read: guilty pleasure) for some R&B stuff. I could listen to nothing but Jodeci for the rest of my life.
I listen almost exclusively to metal and hardcore
So even if he is good, it won’t appeal to me. I’ll appreciate whatever talent he may have though
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
He's solid
haven’t had a chance to peruse the whole album yet
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know how he does it, but each of his albums has a distinctly different style, while still retaining the essence of his music.
He’s criminally underrated, in my opinion.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 15, 2008 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
I now have COD5
let the Nazi killing commence
I disagree with Brian
this game is awesome
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
Play online with us tonight
It is the only decision to make
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
Console-ist
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
I will be soon, now that I have a capable computer.
Seriously, going from a beat up old P4 2.8 from the first batch that they were released, a gig of ram, and a horribly overworked ATI 9500 Pro (PCI, by the way) to my Athlon 64 3000 and (likely) 3 or 4 gigs of ram, and a competent PCI-E card will do wonders. I’ll finally be able to play World in Conflict!
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
I can't play til like 11, I forgot =(
football game…
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 7:15 PM PST up reply actions
No worries.
Gives me a chance to push through some more single player. Just shoot me an invite when you’re ready. I’m sure I’ll be there
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
I KNOW, RIGHT?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
IT'S ANOTHER FREAKING WWII SHOOTER
HOW MANY DO WE NEED!?
Not disputing that
But it’s a good game still.
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
Be there at about 9:30 or so
Leave work at 9 and stopping for dinner somewhere. We just have to hope that Xbox Live is working by then, since it’s been very spotty all day long
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
Any Nvidia users here?
Am I crazy, or do the 8800GT specs look identical to the 9800GT specs?
Kudos to tootthekazoo
Purchased a car from him today. What a patient and mellow guy. I wish I had been that mature at your age.
I recommend him to anyone looking for a new vehicle.
If the need arises, absolutely.
Though I will recommend him and his workplace to anybody with the need
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
Many thanks to you as well
You kept things easy, and that’s all I can ever ask for out of my clients.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 4:46 PM PST up reply actions
And I have spent the last hour sitting here with the exact opposite
These people low balled the hell out of the Genesis (they wanted $7,500 off, which is about $5k less than the profit margin). They claimed that it was likely to be unreliable and have poor resale value because the Korean cars always are like that. Keep in mind that they were Korean, and had lived in Korea until moving here 2 months ago. Oh, and they owned an Azera (BY HYUNDAI!) before moving over here. I’ll never get people figured out
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
And though I'm sure you're aware, I mean no disrespect
It’s just funny that they would specify Korean vehicles to be of poor quality, yet will still gladly buy one if they can get 25% off the sticker price. Doesn’t make sense to me.
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
30's, if I remember correctly
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
One thing I learned about Koreans when I visited the country,
they have a highly competitive nature about them. That attitude can come off as being rude, but they are just good at fighting for what they want. It’s completely the opposite with the Japanese, as they keep their emotions to themselves.
Oh god it's only 5
I am exhausted and starving, and still have 4 hours left in my work day. And then when I get home I’ll not be tired anymore and be up all night. Drat…
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I have to memorize 35 3-5 sentence paragraphs about Winston Churchill and Stalin for Monday.
:(
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 15, 2008 5:01 PM PST reply actions
Bananas.
At least they picked interesting subjects
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
One correction.
This seems is a pointless way to learn history.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 15, 2008 5:19 PM PST up reply actions
I'm working on it.
Matthew needs to post more.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 16, 2008 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
HEY HEY HEY IT'S FAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERT
HEY HEY HEY MOFOS ME AND MY GANG ARE GOING TO GO STAB SOME CAAAATS NOW YEAAAAAH HEY HEY HEY.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
well, it is 1AM there
and drunkposting is about the only excuse I can think of for dissing Fat Albert.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
YOU PUNK ASS BITCH I'LL POP A CAP IN YO' ASS.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Nov 15, 2008 5:37 PM PST up reply actions
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EleajmKqa4w
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Jerk
I asked to leave early tonight and was told no. I wish Fry’s was open until 10 like their competitor, Best Buy. This would simplify my life greatly
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 8:29 PM PST up reply actions
When you do go
remember you have to ask for this particular hard drive. They aren’t putting these on the regular stock shelves.
Good to know.
This may help keep some in stock
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
I am mentioning this because of the University of Washington's current football opponent
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 8:13 PM PST up reply actions
Best football team in Washington this year
Eastern? Central?
by seattlebruin on Nov 15, 2008 8:28 PM PST up reply actions
Skyline High School
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 8:31 PM PST up reply actions
I've said it before and I'll say it again
It’s a shame someone has to win this Apple Cup.
Like I said before
Weird incident involving Huskies team bus somehow crashing into the entire Cougar football team, and then the bus skids into a wall and everybody survives with sprained ankles, and they have to double forfiet
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 8:32 PM PST up reply actions
At least the Cougs only lost by 31 today.
Would have been nice to see them score a point, but whatever. Progress.
Also,
can I please just say: When are the experts going to stop ranking ASU so high every year? Pretty much every year since I started college (2000), the polls have ASU in the top 25 to start the year. And they never, ever finish there. I don’t know if everyone keeps falling under the spell of Smoking-Hot ASU Chick Fever or what, but they’re brutally overrated going into every season.
I just...liberated...a copy of Fallout 3.
Am I going to enjoy this? I didn’t play the first two Fallout games.
Uh

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 8:37 PM PST up reply actions
I'm certainly not judging
Why else would I want a 1TB hard drive?
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
I make HD videos with my RED One camera
and need the storage space to handle my insane resolution videos
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
Nor did I. Doesn't really matter, from what I've read.
It’s a gorgeous game, but I find it kinda difficult. Maybe it’ll be better when I get used to it. I shelved it for Gears of War 2, but I just beat Gears today, so I’m going to jump back into Fallout.
The whole “Oblivion with Guns” moniker seems to be apt, though I hear that’s not a bad thing.
Then I think you will have a hard time not enjoying Fallout
Just make sure you tune to Galaxy News Radio whenever you can for the music. Amazing playlist there.
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 8:40 PM PST up reply actions
Then I think you'll be pleased.
I didn’t really play Oblivion for more than a few minutes. I don’t really like that type of game (wizardry and goblins and shit), but the overall structure of it is supposed to be very similar to Fallout.
All right, friends, I’m out of here. Gonna grab a beer with our mighty overlord.
And you may find things to enjoy in it.
I personally love the hell out of it. Just taking a small break to play through the shorter games I have before diving back into it. There is definitely a lot to love.
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 8:39 PM PST up reply actions
Isn't it though?
Have you left the vault yet?
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
I love the effect made for your eyes trying to adjust, and then everything slowly sharpens up
And you see how trashed the landscape is, with the Washington Monument waaaay off in the distance. Amazing
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
I'm ditching out of work a few minutes early.
Going dark for 45, catch y’all on the flipside
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
So I went to a wedding tonight and an uncle of the groom had a heart attack.
He refused to allow the medics to take him to the hospital.
We left early as did almost everyone. I feel bad for the couple, but that was hands down the strangest wedding reception ever.
Got up after about 30 minutes of drama.
Said he would only let his own doctor touch him. My friend who was getting married tried to talk him into going to the hospital, but he would have none of it.
It was totally surreal.
That sounds like a very unique wedding experience
At least it’ll be memorable. Plus, since you left early you can hang out with us here at LLAD
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 9:51 PM PST up reply actions
Going to do that since my lovely wife fell asleep.
However, I had 3 Jubelales at the wedding and two Snow Caps since I got home, so I am a bit drunk. I am having trouble typing.
Ok, I gotta catch up quick.
Bourbon…..
So have you heard from the groom or someone else about the uncle’s condition? Did he find his doctor?
I usually don't, but my sister and her husband wanted to go to a party
So I am babysitting my neice. She’s asleep, but as far as I’m concerned if I can’t go home I consider it work. Hopefully they’ll be home by 11.
Did I offend you yesterday with my intramural joke nemisis?
As for the situation.
I spoke to the groom right before I left and he was of the opinion that his uncle would be okay.
No, solid nemesing (nemisising?) all around.
You’re a natural.
So…were they sure it was a heart attack, or did he just get a bad shrimp?
That is the part I did not understand
If it was a heart attack why did the medics leave?
He did not drink much, but he full on collapsed.
I got super drunk on Sunday night and drank all my Jubelale :(
I finally made a count of what I drank, and not counting the 11 pitchers of Coors Light (I know, I know) split by 4 of us at the bowling alley that night I drank 4 Jubelales, 3 Dead Guys, and a random Longhammer IPA I found in my fridge. No wonder I felt rotten the next day. I don’t know how that’s even possible, to be completely honest
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
*Wednesday night
Must still be drunk
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
oops
So is it just me or is Jubelale a little bit…down this year? Just doesn’t seem as good this year. It’s still GOOD, just not great.
I keep meaning to have a jolly roger; I bought a six to go to a party, but didn’t get to drink one.
I don't get to branch out much with my beer purchasing
And the price discrepancy at my bowling alley basically forces me to drink Coors Light, Bud Light, or Bud Heavy, depending on what the special is. My teammates prefer the Bud and Coors, and I prefer the Mac and Jack. However, when Mac and Jack is $15 a pitcher and a pitcher of the others is $8, it’s tough to make an argument that they’ll believe. Either I buy the spendy one, or they buy the cheaper ones and I drink for free
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, I'm down with cheap pitchers of cheap beer at a bowling alley.
My local alley doesn’t even have Mac and Jack’s.
And I'm certainly not saying I dislike the stuff, to be honest
I would take the nicer stuff 11 times out of ten if they were free, but I will happily guzzle some alcoholic water at the prices the place offers, that’s for sure
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
Have not had Jolly yet
The Snow Cap this year is extra malty, but better than some years past.
I love Jubelale, so I am not sure about it being down. I am not a porter or stout guy, but if you pack a beer full of hops I love it, and jubelale always does that.
I think this year's Jubel is about as good as last year's
but I still think it was better 3-4 years ago.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Non drunk rant.
Going away party.
Kirsten is told there will be ‘alcohol’.
Apparently this meant a party pack of Abita and a bottle of red wine.
ALl this does is make me sleepy.
See ya New Orleans.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 15, 2008 10:19 PM PST reply actions
Tell me about it. I'm considering hitting my rum, but what would be the point?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 15, 2008 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, and they took my camera and took pictures, and not one of them is of me.
Yeah I need the rum.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 15, 2008 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
Get lit
What have you got to lose? I’m sure several of us will hang here with you and get hammered as well
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
Going to go fill my little espresso cup.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 15, 2008 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
Now I have to decide if I should crack open my 24 year old Glenlivet
Or just stick to beer
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
Fair enough
I was cleaning out the old liquor cabinet next door with my dad about a month ago and we came across it. He couldn’t remember when he got it as a gift, but it was a Glenlivet 12 and he knew it was at least 10 years old. I asked if I could have it and then snatched the bottle and ran before he could answer
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
Never had it
But I figure this will be a good way to start
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by tootthekazoo on Nov 15, 2008 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
YES.
I had a bottle of 18 yr that I finished off earlier this year. It disappeared disappointingly quickly.
Kind of amazing how your definition of special occasion changes…
Who ARE these people?
These are signs that point to poor breeding/underdeveloped social skills
Yep, Devin did it first
Though to be fair, it was right in V4MVP’s profile. I only took it out of that once the betting lines went up.
But yeah, I was “outed” as V4MVP several times.
Good because I'm not ready for sleep yet so you need to stick around.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 15, 2008 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
Turns out I lied.
Not enough distractions here.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 15, 2008 10:47 PM PST up reply actions

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