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OTDOD - 11-12-8 Nothing Left to Talk About Edition

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There looks to be a shortage of topics, since we appear to have burned through our weekly allotment of topics in yesterday's OTDOD.

We have to conserve topics for the rest of this week, so today's topics will be all about me and my trip. Any departure will get a stern (read: no) reprimand, which will be roundly ignored as you continue to talk about whatever the hell you want.

Topics for today include:

  • What is there to do in a rural Mississippi casino besides gamble, drink, and selling electronics to hicks?
  • Interesting things to do when you're on a plane for over 12 hours in the next week and a half.
  • What is there to do in LV (for little to no money) besides strip clubs, gambling, drinking, and selling electronics to rich snobs?
  • Does anyone want any pictures of anything in either of these places? Keep in mind, they have to be in running distance of the strip.
  • Is there an app for BB that will let me participate in LL comment threads? Opera mobile crashes at the long-ass cookie that SBN tries to give you, the BB browser is more than useless, and neither let me log in.

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in Japanese slang:
Cops = poriko (รณ actually)

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 6:35 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

You're going to go into LL withdrawls.

And yes, you can mock the locals in Mississippi. That’s more or less all I did.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Nov 12, 2008 6:39 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Probably.

But I’ll be busy enough during the day to make up for it.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 6:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I want a picture.

Of you with two half-naked midget-strippers standing in front of the MGM. Stripper gender is up to you.

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 6:46 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

They make those?

If so, I want that picture too.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 6:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure you could find some.

People like weird things. Las Vegas is a weird place, it satisfies a lot of markets.

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 6:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking I might have to go into old town for that one.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 6:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ok the location can be flexible.

But I want at least one crack pipe present in the photo as compensation.

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 6:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If I go into old town, that'd be easier to find than the MGM.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 6:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Also,

I should note that I personally have never knowingly met a midget stripper. Just to be clear.

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 6:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Following the rules of LL,

I’m sure there is someone here who has.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 6:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was going to guess that Thingray has probably met one.

But CGRob beat me to it.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry...

Can I give you some business to atone for my gross carelessness?

On a sidenote, does anyone know where Thingray lives???

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 7:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Everett.

But I’m in quarantine until Friday. According to the doctor I have the latest, greatest virus that’s going around. That’s me, always on the cutting edge!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 5:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Chicks dig nasal drip.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 5:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's the one thing I don't have.

Feels like strep, but the test came back negative.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 5:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice thing is,

after eight years of dedicated service to my company, they’re pissed that I’m missing four days in a row being sick, even though I have doctors orders NOT TO GO TO WORK until Friday because I’ll infect everyone in the office. I’m a litle pissed about that.

Then my assistant called me today because the computer system crashed, and our IT guy can’t be there until 8:30 tonight, so I can’t even chug some NyQuil and go to sleep and rest because I have to be available if he calls.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 5:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My fever seems to have gone away,

I was up to about 101 yesterday. The sore throat is slightly better than it was too. Hopefully one more day off to rest an recuperate, then back to work to deal with the apparent hellstorm caused by my absence. Can’t wait until I’m gone a full week for my honeymoon.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 6:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Good luck man.

That sounds crappy. You were missed around here the past couple of days.

by Sec 108 on Nov 12, 2008 7:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Does it count if you strip midgets?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Although I'm not sure if it was a stripper or not

I have some pictures taken of myself and a midget in Vegas when I was down there for my 21st. I don’t remember much of the circumstances, but she tried to molester me and there are pictures.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Given Thingray's stated fondness for midgets

I think that a picture of this nature would be right up his alley.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 7:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of,

I have pictures from my last vacation of the Roloffs when they were on the same flight as me. Talk about mean people.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking the same thing but didn't want to ask.

I thought I would just play it cool and Google them later haha.

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 7:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I mean,

I don’t think we are missing that much. It’s from a subthread about midgets. I don’t think this qualifies us as morons. Maybe behind on midget culture though.

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 7:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, woefully behind it seems.

However, I really am a dumbass about most things and have to plan my life accordingly; taking my dumbassery into account so I don’t perish in some spetacularly moronic fashion.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 7:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's some show on TLC, about a family of midgets.

That’s about all I know, I’m sure Thingray would be able to tell you more.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am aware of this show.

Although I’ve grown tired of these particular midgets. “Little People, Big World” I believe it’s called. I’d llike it better if it was called “Little Midgets on the Prarie” or something.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 5:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

It’s amazing that I haven’t ended up there yet. Especially since the Army gives me lots of things that go boom.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 7:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You know,

maybe if you’re ever home in the summer, you shouldn’t go to LL events. Cause I don’t want you to accidently stick some C4 under my truck or something.

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 7:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

haha!

I’ve actually never got to play with any C4. And now that I do Embassy duty, I don’t even have any guns anymore. Hell, I don’t even wear my uniform anymore.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 7:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's like they're

trying to save you from killing yourself. Anti-Kevorkian bastards!

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 7:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was alone,I was all by myself

No one was looking, I was thinking of you
Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself
All by myself…
All by myself…
All by myself…

I went to your house,but no one was there
I went in your room
I was all by myself
You and me had
Such wonderful times
When I’m all by myself,
All by myself

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 7:08 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

So I figured out why my program wasn't working.

Some changes to some files my teacher said we needed to make broke everything. GAAAAAAAAAAH. So many hours of debugging spent because she broke everything. Bleh.

54!

by joof on Nov 12, 2008 7:25 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

This is why females shouldn't program.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

3/5 of our CS proffessors are females.

Also, we have the only female professors in the engineering department.

54!

by joof on Nov 12, 2008 7:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you can't do, teach!

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

here = PGE

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 7:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting.

The row of cubes I sit in has DBA’s that have been here for 28, 34, and 19 years; the programmers in the next row average about 15 years. Viva quasi-government jobs!

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 7:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think one of the most important things I learned

about programming in college — and believe me this one took me longer than it should have — is to not lend any special credence to anything a professor says. I dont think my profs have really programmed anything in years, they just like to read books and talk about it.

by FlaskInSafeco on Nov 12, 2008 7:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What. The. Hell.

My computer just restarted itself. It wasn’t a typical hard crash. It actually shut down all the programs I had open (Firefox, Outlook, AutoCAD), closed my network connections, and restarted.

In my 16, almost 17 years of using a windows based PC, I’ve NEVER had this happen.

by Phildopip on Nov 12, 2008 7:43 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Automatic updates?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If the right setting is applied, they will.

XP SP2 did it by default at first, and it’s possible they did it for SP3 as well.

I know they started doing it for Vista, then people complained because the driver updates were screwing things up.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They do it often, if set up wrong.

My sales manager’s computer auto updated itself a few days ago and restarted right in the middle of a deal. He was pissed

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you recently put on XP SP3 or Vista SP1?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's my work computer, so I haven't installed anything.

According to the system information, it’s Windows XP SP2.

by Phildopip on Nov 12, 2008 7:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's a work computer?

If you belong to a domain, your IT people could have switched the setting to make your computer auto-install and restart.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They really shouldn't.

It’s something we grappled with here, and we ended up finding the settings to make it install the updates, and just bug people every five minutes until they do it themselves. It’s an option that bugs people, but doesn’t cause any lost work.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We've got auto-update turned off where I work.

I simply come in on a Saturday and apply Windows updates by hand.

by BrianL on Nov 12, 2008 9:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yuck.

I’m all about easy for me. If it ain’t scripted or batched or programmed somehow, I find a way.

When I leave, a monkey could take over my job.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 11:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't answer what you should do on a plane for 12 hours

but I can say that if you have the money you should get a pair of these. They’re the best thing ever on airplanes.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 7:44 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

This is the brand/model you got?

Not bad?

I desperately need this product.

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 8:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yup, I have these

and they’re amazing. Not quite as good as the Bose Quiet Comfort 3’s, but they’re also not $400 like the Boses. It’s amazing how much of a difference these make.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 8:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A kevin_ess tag!!!

I believe it’s my first!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 7:54 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and another answer for you....

What is there to do in LV (for little to no money)

Not a whole lot. Las Vegas is a reverse ATM – EVERYTHING costs a lot of money.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 7:55 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

BOTD...

Mixed green salad with bacon-wrapped pears.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 7:58 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

The bacon wrapped grilled pears are awesome by themselves.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 8:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's getting harder and harder to come up with these.

I may need to switch fares soon. Foreign dog recipe of the day?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 8:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not unless wrapped with bacon.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 8:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well duh!

It’s bacon, how could it not be delicious?

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 9:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I usually end up mad at myself for making myself hungry while stuck at work.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Splendid!

Hey, I bet you’d love a couple of crisp homemade ground beef tacos with all the fixin’s and topped off with Cholula, wouldn’t you?

Sorry, I have none at the moment.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

psssht

Cholula’s an entry-level hot sauce. Cook the meat with Dave’s Insanity, put Dave’s Hurtin’ Habanero on top, and you’ve got yourself a taco.

Now I want a taco.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is correct.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, that's true

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I've actually got both of those sauces in my bottom drawer of my desk here at work.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hurtin' habanero also makes nachos otherworldly good.

heating it up really opens the spices up.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn you.

I can’t see youtubes at work.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 8:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If I could rec this 100 times I would.

This video is the only thing getting me out of bed today.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 8:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Faux, I don't think there's anything to do in LV besides the things you listed.

Nothing I’ve found, anyway. I tried to find a big old library on my last trip but I got swallowed by the casino.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 8:15 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I know. I plan on taking lots o' nighttime pictures.

I hope I can fit my tripod in my luggage.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 8:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Spend the money to go to the top of the Eiffel Tower

there’s great photo ops from up there.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 8:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Gomez would be the person to talk to.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 8:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He hasn't been around much lately

maybe this will summon him out of the woodwork.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 8:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This doesn't help me.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 8:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm still waiting for a BB version of Chrome.

With all those developers and money, Google’s a sure bet to come out with a better product.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 8:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds great

Not available outside the US. Grr!

Mariner fan, Europhile and mobile insider --- P3 W1 L2 (.333)
Sponsor of Jamie Burke's baseball-reference page

by MarkE on Nov 12, 2008 8:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like it, but it's very similar to opera mini, at least back when I had a smartphone

(damn Britons… sorry, I’ll get over it one day).

It has a few more features than opera mini/mobile (Flash!), but for me, the page load times were a little longer with Skyfire.
It’s all about what’s going on server-side, it would appear – I hear great things about loading facebook or whatever on skyfire, but I just care about what can load a long OFFTOP at LL faster.

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 8:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

People watching is a lot of fun in Vegas

My wife and I like to sit back and make up little vignettes about what they are doing or thinking.

I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"

by mem on Nov 12, 2008 8:45 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

yes yes a thousand times yes

One of the best places to people-watch is at either the Bellagio or the Wynn. Here you have all this opulence, and all this…well, you can’t call it “class”, really, but there’s definitely a lot of money sloshing around, and all you see walking through the lobby and casino is people wearing fanny packs and neon sweats. It’s truly mind-blowing.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 8:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I get incredibly depressed when I'm in Vegas.

I just can’t get into it. The people make me so sad. It’s like 20% people having fun and 80% degenerate gamblers who look dead behind the eyes.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

When I was a kid

we used to visit my family in Reno a few times a year, and at Christmas we always stayed in a hotel because of the number of people at my grandma’s house. Even as a kid, I remember coming down in the morning to go to my grandma’s house and seeing people sitting at slot machines, then returning in the evening and seeing THE SAME PEOPLE AT THE SAME MACHINES OVER 12 HOURS LATER. This happened more times than I can remember, and it’s one of the things that made me not be a gambler. To this day I can play about an hour’s worth of blackjack and that’ll be all I can deal with.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It really is quite the deterrent.

In college, I played some poker and bet a little on football. Then I started betting more. Nothing drastic, but I was always losing more than I was winning, yet I still loved it. But after a few trips to Vegas, I have zero interest in gambling anymore. I like having food and shelter.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I've just never had the personality for it

not just the “i like food and shelter” aspect, which is definitely there, but it’s incredibly boring staring at a slot machine for 5 minutes, much less all goddamn day.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My mom plays nothing but slots whenever she goes.

I don’t get it either. Especially slots. I like to feel I have at least a modicum of control over how quickly someone takes my money away from me.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

NO SLOT MACHINES

ever, ever, ever

I’m a ridiculous degenerate whenever I’m in LV and I can’t remember the last time I spent more than five minutes in front of a slot machine without wondering aloud “where the hell is the cocktail waitress?!”

by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They don't come around the penny slots too often. I don't blame them.

Last time I played dollar slots for about 5 minutes til I got a drink then went back to the pennies. I am a cheap old woman.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 9:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There's a ton of stuff to do in Vegas that doesn't involve gambling though

There’s art museums, great food, and other things – you don’t have to spend a single minute in a casino if you don’t want to. I firmly believe everyone should see Las Vegas at least once – it defies description (and reason), and it’s pretty amazing, in an “oh my god I can’t believe they did this” sort of way.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I love Las Vegas....or more accurately, I love the idea of Las Vegas.

It’s really great that someone built a city just to have a place where normal rules don’t apply.
You can’t really blame Vegas if what many, many people want to do when certain societal strictures are removed is to stare blankly at an electronic slot machine.

The combination of tacky opulence, slots, and desert heat mean it really shouldn’t be my kind of place, and I suppose it’s not, but it really is different and, yes, special. I’m biased, of course, seeing as I got married there, but I will always have a soft spot for LV, even if I really don’t care if I ever go there again.

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 9:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's one way of looking at it.

If people want to be stupid, you can try really hard to not let them, or you can try to profit from it (or at least have a good time).

There may not be a lot of sense in debating this, given your stated ambition to become a dictator. For me, I just wish I owned a casino/sportsbook down there.

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Technically, I have been there once.

I was 5 years old, and we took a family road trip. We spent the night in Vegas.

by Phildopip on Nov 12, 2008 9:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Been twice myself

Very fun. Sat in the front row both times, too. Highly recommended

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have to work there.

It gets worse for me every year, but you have to meet the people that live there successfully, they’re going to be the best of worst people, just because you can’t live in that town any other way.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 9:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It'll be interesting this year

because LV has one of the highest foreclosure rates in the nation right now. I wonder if that will trickle down to what you’re doing? There are probably fewer people living there successfully than there were a year ago.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Surprisingly, most of the people we service come from inland/southern CA, and Asia.

As well as a smattering of others. We have very few locals.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 9:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Can be an absolute degenerate

but I have more fun in LV than just about anywhere else in the world

by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My friend is like this. Always wants to meet me there.

I’m like, “You live in Seattle, I live in San Diego. These are beautiful cities. You’re killing me.”

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm with you

I find Las Vegas to be an amazingly fun place. It’s the only place on earth where you don’t have to be yourself – the minute you get off the plane, the real-world you just says “I’ll hang out back here, meet you in a few days”, and you can do whatever the hell you want, in as much quantity as you desire and can afford. It’s fantastic.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's the beauty of LV

a typical weekend trip there ends up running me ~$400 when all is said and done, and I never regret a second of it.

But that’s also because I probably don’t remember the worst seconds

by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

See, I ALWAYS regret it.

I come home a few hundred dollars lighter and reeking of cigarettes. I feel dirty.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

vegas has better strippers

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 12:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

...

I’m not sure there’s any way I can defend New Orleans here.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Nov 12, 2008 1:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't have the guts for big-time gambling.

I’ll play poker with friends in a low-stakes game, but in Vegas, even at a $1-$2 game, I’m sweating buckets.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have a very strict money limit, which I rarely approach that I'm willing to lose

typically it’s $500 for the weekend, but I’ve never come close to that

by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I set myself about a $100 gambling limit

and then I end up shifting most of that into the booze budget.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have no problem sticking to it, thankfully

and that, honestly, is really more of an absolute max – I usually quit and go get really drunk if I’m down anywhere in the neighborhood of $250-$300. I just happen to run with really rich friends when I’m there =(

by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is about the way I play it, too.

I tell myself $100, but I know I can go up to $300 or so if I’m really having fun. But usually after losing $100 in 10 minutes, I’m not having fun. So I pull out another hundred and just go get drunk.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like to separate my winnings from my bet.

I start with whatever I’ve budgeted for gambling at my left hand, when I win a hand I put everything above the initial bet on my right hand. When the left hand is empty, I take the right hand stack and cash out for the day. I’ve seen a few other people do this, I like it. Keeps me in check, that and leaving my credit cards in the hotel room.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 10:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a black jack player

Whenever I sit down I cash in enough for 2 stacks of ten chips.. Whenever I win another stack of 10, it goes in my left pocket and never comes back out. If I lose the 2 stacks that are on the table, I walk. Works pretty well for me and I can generally walk away a winner, albeit not a big winner since I don’t have the sack to stay in and make the big bets.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 10:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Black for me also. I don't think I've ever played another game in a casino.

I’ve watched the craps table for kicks, but I’ll never put money down. I watch the guys that work the table, and there is no way I’m ever getting that quick figuring the percentages as they place their bets. Counting decks isn’t a big deal to me, but the speed those craps players move at, way too fast for me.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 10:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I too am more than a little intimidated by those craps players.

Every once in while I’ll get a bright (read stupid) idea and go try the slots. I swear I would get more entertainment out of just throwing a $20 bill straight into a trash can.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 10:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You don't even get the one armed bandit action anymore.

Stupid button. Whoopeeee. I know there’s still an arm on the side, but for some reason a machine full of cogs and gears is more exciting than a computer algorithm.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 10:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Video slots are kindof a problem for me.

I will play penny machines once in a while, though. I put in $5 and see if I double it. If I double it, I take my money out and I put my $5 of winnings back in. I think I’ve been just about even on slots or maybe even a buck or two ahead.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 10:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's why I like these betting tricks so much.

A little mechanism to keep me from getting out of hand. Plus if I’m on a multiple day trip, it helps me stick to my daily allotment. The first time I went on a gambling weekend, I blew my stash in a day, and spent the rest of the weekend poolside. All those free drinks…

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

When I was young the sadist in me loved that look.

Now that I have responsibilities it makes me sad to see people piss their lives away like that.

by Sec 108 on Nov 12, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Left 4 Dead demo was released yesterday.

Holy shit, that game rules so much.

Thank you, Valve, for being who you are.

by Phildopip on Nov 12, 2008 8:51 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I used to represent voice actors for some pretty cool video games.

The free games were definite perks.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My friend used to do marketing for Ubisoft a couple years ago.

I’d get phone calls every couple of months: “You want the new Rainbow Six?” “You want the new Ghost Recon?”

I’m still pissed at him for quitting.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorta late on that, but I'll let you slide

Plus, I’m pissed that by time I got home I forgot to download it :/

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my god.

So I’ve already made myself hungry antagonizing Marc W, then I go to the PI’s homepage and see this:

Although, holy shit – 1,254 calories and 84 grams of fat??!

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:29 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

What the shit is that?!

All I see is cheese and onion on a bun.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 9:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Chili sandwich from Johnny Rockets.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Great. Now I'm starving.

$20 dollars to the person who can think of and deliver the tastiest fast food meal!

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

$20 dollars.

Re-dun-dant.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hi this is Rob

I’m calling from the Department of Redundancy Department.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 9:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"It's out of here! A grand slam home run!!"

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Taylor, you and I are actually in agreement.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The black hole will take care of everything.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I had more than a 1/2 hour lunch.

I’d love to invite an LLer out for a bite. Alas…

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:34 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I work in the medical realm, specifically in poisons.

Of course it was you.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have always longed for the 45-minute lunch.

An hour is too long, and a half-hour is not enough. For me, at least.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hour and a half is where it's at

15 minutes to get there, hour to enjoy your grub, and 15 minutes to get back.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 9:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Where do you fit the nap in?

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Corporate America has its downsides

but I love the fact that I can take as long a lunch as I want. I still have to put in my 8-9 hours, but if I want to take a two hour lunch I don’t think anybody’d flinch as long as I get my work done.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

For two more days. While everyone takes me out.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Nov 12, 2008 12:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

seconded.

But don’t ride the one at NYNY when you’re hung over. Nothing good will come of that decision. Trust me.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yup.

We’d been out drinking until about 5AM, and had slept for about two hours when we decided it was time to forage for food/water. After water was obtained, we realized it was 10AM and we were bored; it was too early to start drinking again (remember, kids, I’m pushing 40!), so we decided to head over to NYNY. The roller coaster looked like a lot of fun, and it was – but I really wasn’t right for the rest of the day. Cold sweats, shakes, nonstop nausea, you name it.

Note that this did not stop me from repeating the drinking/debauchery on night 2. But it took me a while to get up to speed.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

KIRO moving forward with the all-sports push.

KJR is doomed

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:04 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I hope Groz goes to them.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Mitch as well.

He’s not the most knowledgeable guy, sure, but he’s actually fun to listen to. Unlike Gas. And Ian. And the woman person.

I'm being owned again!

by Coach Owens on Nov 12, 2008 5:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think that's the plan.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

KIRO needs something to do in the three hours every day that isn't occupied by an actual game.

It sounds like they’re adding sports commentary and post-game analysis while moving their political and social commentary over to 97.3 FM.

by BrianL on Nov 12, 2008 10:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is exactly what they are doing.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

But I'd give anything for an FM sports channel, though it will never happen.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Never say never

There’s one in PDX, at 95.5 FM.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I've never actually listened to this station

I really, really hate sports talk radio. With a white-hot burning passion. I was just noting that it is starting to hit FM airwaves as well.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I've had it on once or twice

mostly because I’m waiting for a game to start, or I haven’t turned the channel after it has ended.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 10:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

there is no floor.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Taken in a different context, this is a very funny comment.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Or a Lookout Landing podcast.

One for the Sexy People and a weekly Off Topic round up.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 10:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball themed food talk

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Schweaty Balls

OMG the dark side is so easy

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 10:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

as would I.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This just gets better as it takes shape!

Maybe you could have the occasional guest chef on. Kevin on the All Bacon, All the Time episode. You could do a bit on how to turn rendered pork fat into lard. And I’m only joking a little bit, I actually want to do this, I hear it makes for awesome cookies.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 12:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I could make chili!

I make great chili.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Nov 12, 2008 12:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll make carne seca

which is good in tacos and burritos and such.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 12:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A big meet up, next spring. Outdoors, park maybe.

That would be a lot of fun, some tables, some grills, couple of coolers.
Also I found this recipe for pork cracklins.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 12:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, possibly a weekly hot stove rc/nola podcast

With baseball talk and a weekly guest. We will yap about it over wine when she gets here.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 12:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I also fry a mean catfish.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 12:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What about the nice catfish?

Are you being selective? Catfishist

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is good news

It would be nice to have an alternative to KJR. I love listening to sports talk, but I hate much of our sports talk personalities. Maybe this will get some of the “sidekicks” at KJR to move so they can have their own shows. I’m talking Fain, Puck, etc.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that's what I'm saying

Should be a good start for the station. I just wonder if they tried to recruit them if they’d do it, specifically Fain and Puck. I think Groz would happily do it, even if Gas would have his feelings hurt

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Gas would get it.

I’ll bet Mitch’s boy will go too.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That should be read as Gas would understand.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Guessed as much

And yeah, I bet Steve Sandmeyer (sp?) would go as well if offered. The sidekicks on the station will never get their own shows because nobody at the station will ever leave, either by firing or retiring. This gives them a chance to take a step up

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

One of two started at KIRO

NY Vinnie will surely make his return

by Robert on Nov 12, 2008 10:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Aww, fuck. Say no to mushmouth.

We already have one fat loud sports guy in town.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You hush right now.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You crack me up!

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Crap, I meant to ask Matthew how that bag of Blue Mountain Coffee turned out.

The coffee talk would have been worth at least 50-75 comments. I’m actually interested in what he thought of it.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 10:06 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

haven't opened it yet.

I’m not really a coffee drinker

by Matthew on Nov 12, 2008 10:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bummer.

I’d give some weight to anybody that goes back for seconds on royalcurve’s pulled pork sandwiches, as far as taste goes. This reminds me, I need to get a stone grinder.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 10:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

have you ever made indian food?

I’m looking for a good daal curry recipe.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks.

Now I need Indian food for lunch.

by Phildopip on Nov 12, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I had this for dinner last night

it’d been a while since I’d had it – I had to swear off it because it’s all I EVER used to order. But I had it again last night and damn it’s good.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Live in that area of the world for a year

You’ll get sick of it real quick. Oh wow, curry again? what a surprise! Blech.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

QUIT TALKING ABOUT LUNCH!!! I'm dying here!!

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My nothing in the nowhere

Is reminding me how hungry I am. I haven’t eaten since my Hot Dog lunch yesterday. I need food

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just because I'm a jerk

I just finished the last of my world famous chicken and spinach enchiladas. They were delicious.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Go to hell

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That is not, in fact, convenient

Because it is incomplete. I will still follow it and use it at some point

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah it's not at all convenient

but I don’t know how to make them thar fancified links so folks’ll just have to cut and paste.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 10:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Type the word "link" or anything else you prefer

Highlight it, and then click the little picture of a chain. Paste the link, et voila!

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck. Yes.

I’m way more proud of myself for this than I likely should be.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Glad I could help

Now as payment, make me some of these enchiladas and bring them to me at my work

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Coming right up.

Though I doubt they’ll survive the 2 weeks it will take to get there from here via the mail.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Use some of that fancy military technology I always hear about

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Enchilada Rocket is still in development

last time they tested it it killed 400 people in New Mexico.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:58 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

THat made for a good laugh

I visualized a giant enchilada on a launch pad, and couldn’t control my laughter

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I couldn't even make it to the visualization part

As soon as I read the words Enchilada Rocket I lost it.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You must think highly of starving since you capitalize it

And I am also very hungry. All this food talk in these threads drives me crazy

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not really a fan, to be honest

It sucks, too, because I constantly forget to eat, and go long periods of time between eating.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

God dammit.

Me too.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh he finally did Fable for you

Had to know it was coming soon. I’ll check this out in a bit

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So, BrianL, I had a dream inspired by your Toto video yesterday.

It was an awful performance, but instead of Toto, it was Simple Minds. They were playing to a mostly empty convention center type meeting room. They were getting booed, yet they were still trying to get the audience to sing along with “Don’t You Forget About Me”.

It was sad.

by Phildopip on Nov 12, 2008 10:38 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

That sounds like an awesome dream

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I also had another dream about an aging early-90s rocker.

He was a cool enough guy, but his hair is what made him awesome. He had long hair (probably midway down his back) parted in the middle, and a neckbeard that was so long that the hair was perfectly straight. The head hair on each side of the part was hair-tied to half of the neckbeard.

It’s hard to explain without a visual, dammit.

by Phildopip on Nov 12, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is an incredible visual

I always urged my friend to grow his beard way out and style it into a face shield by using hair gel and pulling the beard up in front of his face

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I thought.

I did well enough though by getting him to not shave or get a haircut throughout the duration of my ex being pregnant. This guy’s hair grows fast as hell, and he looked like he’d been on the streets for years by time baby was born. Then we had a backyard shaving party and fucked up all his hair before shaving it bald and letting him start from scratch

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A little, yeah, but we did it 5 years ago

I should sue

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The hazards of chem lab glassware

I don’t think I’ll be writing much for the next few days.

by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 10:43 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Burnt hands, or tons of small cuts?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I read the last word of this comment incorrectly.

Add an ‘n’ between the ‘u’ and the ‘t’.

by Phildopip on Nov 12, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh dear.

I almost wrote “oh my”. But you can see why I didn’t. But then I just did, so….

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well then

That’s not at all what I was getting at, and I’m unsure how you’d make that connection. That would have been an incredibly odd comment for me to make though, which makes me laugh

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

One big one

the blood/pain ratio was pretty awesome, though. I did pretty well for myself, all things considered.

by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He did it on purpose

Jeff is an emo and he cuts himself. Were you listening to angsty music while you did it, Jeff?

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh Jeff.

I hope you got to go home. That’s scary.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

oh that's no good.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I went to the store where you bought it, I think.

(Keg and Whatever in the College Area?) I was there just to look around and asked the dude about the Utopias. He said the owner buys a case every year.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 11:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The next case of six comes in February

I currently have their last two bottles in my kitchen.

by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 11:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Still haven't tried that.

But I’m starting to agree with your thesis on stouts being infallible.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 11:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, we do.

And no, never tried it. I believe that’s the beer I bought Matthew when I met him, so I know they have it at Toronado. Lemme know.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 11:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, at Jeff's.

We also split a Deschutes Abyss at Toronado which might be what you are thinking of.

by Matthew on Nov 12, 2008 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I had to get my finger nail removed from my middle finger one time (nasty bowling injury)

The gauze they wrapped it with bonded to the flesh where my finger nail used to be. I couldn’t remove it, and when I called the doctor they told me that all I needed to do was soak my finger in a mixture of HOT WATER AND SALT. It hurt. A bunch. Moral is to make sure that somebody can help with stuff, because self mutilation is tough to do

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Like a man!

No, seriously, I had bowled a weekend tournament in a bowling alley that didn’t have air conditioning. 12 games in two days. My finger swelled up like you wouldn’t believe, and the nail ended up like a hangnail, although it was simply from the swelling and friction of bowling. 2 Days later, it was infected and I had to drop the nail to fix it

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's all I have in my kit at home.

They were 10 for $10 and I let my son pick them out. I have 8 boxes of Spider Man band-aids on hand. Fun stuff

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

stitches? Hazmat suits? Glass shards in awkward places?

Workers’ comp claim?

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of which

Can you bring any really cool chemicals up to seattle?

by Robert on Nov 12, 2008 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

you're one hell of a chemist

most evil chemists of evil try to kill people. You go straight for structures.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And I'm out.

Need to hit the sack so I can wake up at 1:45am for the Blazer game!

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 11:08 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

What a way to go

Wife killed by dead husband’s coffin

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:09 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Not a huge shish kabob fan

but those look delicious

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by I'm NOT Corco on Nov 12, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe,

that I’m sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 11:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That needs to get back on tv

I miss it

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You're thinking of Kelly Lynch, right?

She was good in Drugstore Cowboys, but her magnum opus was, of course, Road House.

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 1:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Now I remember what the deal was.

She put a hat on a bed, and Bob blew up. Bob hated her and thought she was useless, so she OD’d on dilaudid. Something like that.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 1:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Naw, Heather Graham. She was the one that od'd (suicide?).

James LeGross’s gf. They had to sneak her body out of the hotel while it was full of cops, buried her in the woods. Either she was about 17 when they filmed that, or she’s lying about her current age.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 1:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Huh, I swear I read or saw her comment differently recently.

Probably just a re-run of something from a few years ago. She said she was 32, and I flashed on D.C. I haven’t watched that movie in years, I’m suddenly feeling the need to dig it out, one of my all time favorites.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 1:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

government organization

public funding

I’ve noticed that too when looking for low level jobs at the U of Missouri

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by I'm NOT Corco on Nov 12, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I figured the bennies would good for that reason

but usually the side effect of gov’t funded jobs is low pay.

by Matthew on Nov 12, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Woo I am off work in 2 hours!

And don’t have to come back until 2 on Friday! This is how they trick us into thinking we have 2 days off, by giving us 48 consecutive hours off

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:59 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Bahahahahaha! Oh that sucks.

They pulled crap on me in the army. Vacation time included the weekends and holidays.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 12:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't mind it much, really.

Doing what I do, it’s ok to be in the store 6 days a week because I can lay the groundwork for the days I’m here all day.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Last night I opened it

called in some food for pickup, waited 10 minutes, drove the 5 minutes to pick up the food, picked up the food after waiting in line for 5 minutes, drove back for 5 minutes, came in, ate my food for like 8 minutes, and the thread was only halfway loaded

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by I'm NOT Corco on Nov 12, 2008 12:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Does your computer use one of those old punch card systems?

That’s painfully slow. I feel sorry for you. Is everything slow on it, or just here?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just loading giant LL threads

Otherwise it works like a champ

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by I'm NOT Corco on Nov 12, 2008 12:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I gave up and waited til this morning.

After I bragged about my computer being fine.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Nov 12, 2008 12:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Works fine for me

Little slow for a second, but then it gets going. Worked here at work on the Macbook, and at home on my Thinkpad

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My laptop at home loaded it just fine

but this computer has been known to freeze when I submit a comment at the same time the auto update feature kicks in.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Nov 12, 2008 12:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Has anyone ever been to the four corners?

Is it cool?

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by I'm NOT Corco on Nov 12, 2008 12:32 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

You mean the 4 states, right?

Or do you mean the area between maple valley, black diamond, and kent? Because the latter is not cool at all

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs