OTDOD - 11-12-8 Nothing Left to Talk About Edition
There looks to be a shortage of topics, since we appear to have burned through our weekly allotment of topics in yesterday's OTDOD.
We have to conserve topics for the rest of this week, so today's topics will be all about me and my trip. Any departure will get a stern (read: no) reprimand, which will be roundly ignored as you continue to talk about whatever the hell you want.
Topics for today include:
- What is there to do in a rural Mississippi casino besides gamble, drink, and selling electronics to hicks?
- Interesting things to do when you're on a plane for over 12 hours in the next week and a half.
- What is there to do in LV (for little to no money) besides strip clubs, gambling, drinking, and selling electronics to rich snobs?
- Does anyone want any pictures of anything in either of these places? Keep in mind, they have to be in running distance of the strip.
- Is there an app for BB that will let me participate in LL comment threads? Opera mobile crashes at the long-ass cookie that SBN tries to give you, the BB browser is more than useless, and neither let me log in.
1524 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Because every thread needs a starter,
in Japanese slang:
Cops = poriko (ó actually)
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
You're going to go into LL withdrawls.
And yes, you can mock the locals in Mississippi. That’s more or less all I did.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 6:39 AM PST reply actions
Yes, I want a picture.
Of you with two half-naked midget-strippers standing in front of the MGM. Stripper gender is up to you.
They make those?
If so, I want that picture too.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I'm sure you could find some.
People like weird things. Las Vegas is a weird place, it satisfies a lot of markets.
I'm thinking I might have to go into old town for that one.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Ok the location can be flexible.
But I want at least one crack pipe present in the photo as compensation.
If I go into old town, that'd be easier to find than the MGM.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Following the rules of LL,
I’m sure there is someone here who has.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I was going to guess that Thingray has probably met one.
But CGRob beat me to it.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
DON'T DEMEAN MY DAY JOB OR LACK OF PHYSICAL STATURE
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'm sorry...
Can I give you some business to atone for my gross carelessness?
On a sidenote, does anyone know where Thingray lives???
Everett.
But I’m in quarantine until Friday. According to the doctor I have the latest, greatest virus that’s going around. That’s me, always on the cutting edge!
Man do I love midgets.
Chicks dig nasal drip.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
That's the one thing I don't have.
Feels like strep, but the test came back negative.
Man do I love midgets.
Nice thing is,
after eight years of dedicated service to my company, they’re pissed that I’m missing four days in a row being sick, even though I have doctors orders NOT TO GO TO WORK until Friday because I’ll infect everyone in the office. I’m a litle pissed about that.
Then my assistant called me today because the computer system crashed, and our IT guy can’t be there until 8:30 tonight, so I can’t even chug some NyQuil and go to sleep and rest because I have to be available if he calls.
Man do I love midgets.
Aw man, my Mom has had this same virus for weeks.
It sucks. Condolences.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 6:45 PM PST up reply actions
My fever seems to have gone away,
I was up to about 101 yesterday. The sore throat is slightly better than it was too. Hopefully one more day off to rest an recuperate, then back to work to deal with the apparent hellstorm caused by my absence. Can’t wait until I’m gone a full week for my honeymoon.
Man do I love midgets.
That sounds like the title to a movie.
The Hunted 2: Thingray Lives
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 9:02 AM PST up reply actions
Does it count if you strip midgets?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Although I'm not sure if it was a stripper or not
I have some pictures taken of myself and a midget in Vegas when I was down there for my 21st. I don’t remember much of the circumstances, but she tried to molester me and there are pictures.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
Given Thingray's stated fondness for midgets
I think that a picture of this nature would be right up his alley.
Speaking of,
I have pictures from my last vacation of the Roloffs when they were on the same flight as me. Talk about mean people.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I was thinking the same thing but didn't want to ask.
I thought I would just play it cool and Google them later haha.
I mean,
I don’t think we are missing that much. It’s from a subthread about midgets. I don’t think this qualifies us as morons. Maybe behind on midget culture though.
Haha, woefully behind it seems.
However, I really am a dumbass about most things and have to plan my life accordingly; taking my dumbassery into account so I don’t perish in some spetacularly moronic fashion.
It's some show on TLC, about a family of midgets.
That’s about all I know, I’m sure Thingray would be able to tell you more.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I am aware of this show.
Although I’ve grown tired of these particular midgets. “Little People, Big World” I believe it’s called. I’d llike it better if it was called “Little Midgets on the Prarie” or something.
Man do I love midgets.
Exactly
It’s amazing that I haven’t ended up there yet. Especially since the Army gives me lots of things that go boom.
You know,
maybe if you’re ever home in the summer, you shouldn’t go to LL events. Cause I don’t want you to accidently stick some C4 under my truck or something.
haha!
I’ve actually never got to play with any C4. And now that I do Embassy duty, I don’t even have any guns anymore. Hell, I don’t even wear my uniform anymore.
I was alone,I was all by myself
No one was looking, I was thinking of you
Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself
All by myself…
All by myself…
All by myself…
I went to your house,but no one was there
I went in your room
I was all by myself
You and me had
Such wonderful times
When I’m all by myself,
All by myself
A very underrated little song, by the way
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
that one and dominated love slave both are really funny
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
So I figured out why my program wasn't working.
Some changes to some files my teacher said we needed to make broke everything. GAAAAAAAAAAH. So many hours of debugging spent because she broke everything. Bleh.
54!
This is why females shouldn't program.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
3/5 of our CS proffessors are females.
Also, we have the only female professors in the engineering department.
54!
If you can't do, teach!
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I didn't think people ever left here.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Interesting.
The row of cubes I sit in has DBA’s that have been here for 28, 34, and 19 years; the programmers in the next row average about 15 years. Viva quasi-government jobs!
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I think one of the most important things I learned
about programming in college — and believe me this one took me longer than it should have — is to not lend any special credence to anything a professor says. I dont think my profs have really programmed anything in years, they just like to read books and talk about it.
by FlaskInSafeco on Nov 12, 2008 7:33 AM PST up reply actions
What. The. Hell.
My computer just restarted itself. It wasn’t a typical hard crash. It actually shut down all the programs I had open (Firefox, Outlook, AutoCAD), closed my network connections, and restarted.
In my 16, almost 17 years of using a windows based PC, I’ve NEVER had this happen.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 7:43 AM PST reply actions
Automatic updates?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Automatic updates don't usually auto-restart though.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
If the right setting is applied, they will.
XP SP2 did it by default at first, and it’s possible they did it for SP3 as well.
I know they started doing it for Vista, then people complained because the driver updates were screwing things up.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
They do it often, if set up wrong.
My sales manager’s computer auto updated itself a few days ago and restarted right in the middle of a deal. He was pissed
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
Possibly, but I've had this computer for about six months now, and I haven't seen this happen before.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 7:47 AM PST up reply actions
Did you recently put on XP SP3 or Vista SP1?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
It's my work computer, so I haven't installed anything.
According to the system information, it’s Windows XP SP2.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 7:50 AM PST up reply actions
It's a work computer?
If you belong to a domain, your IT people could have switched the setting to make your computer auto-install and restart.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
They really shouldn't.
It’s something we grappled with here, and we ended up finding the settings to make it install the updates, and just bug people every five minutes until they do it themselves. It’s an option that bugs people, but doesn’t cause any lost work.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
We've got auto-update turned off where I work.
I simply come in on a Saturday and apply Windows updates by hand.
I can't answer what you should do on a plane for 12 hours
but I can say that if you have the money you should get a pair of these. They’re the best thing ever on airplanes.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
This is the brand/model you got?
Not bad?
I desperately need this product.
Yup, I have these
and they’re amazing. Not quite as good as the Bose Quiet Comfort 3’s, but they’re also not $400 like the Boses. It’s amazing how much of a difference these make.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
A kevin_ess tag!!!
I believe it’s my first!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I guess somebody does still read those after all.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
The funny thing is that normally I don't.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Oh, and another answer for you....
What is there to do in LV (for little to no money)
Not a whole lot. Las Vegas is a reverse ATM – EVERYTHING costs a lot of money.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
BOTD...
Mixed green salad with bacon-wrapped pears.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
The bacon wrapped grilled pears are awesome by themselves.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
It's getting harder and harder to come up with these.
I may need to switch fares soon. Foreign dog recipe of the day?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
The brownies had the bacon embedded.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
My CO and I had an argument whilst in Iraq about whether sausage or bacon was better.
He was of the sausage is better camp. I trumped his argument by saying that you could wrap bacon around sausage but not vice versa.
Kudoa to pdb for introducing us to this bit of bacony-porky perfection
http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_157/
I believe his exact words were “bacon pig bitches!!” or someting like that.
I still think bacon pig would make a great pet or Christmas gift
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I love the expression "piss up a rope".
Though my wife and I use a different version of it when we’re mock fighting “poop up a rope”.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 9:00 AM PST up reply actions
I picked it up from the movie Stand By Me
and have been saying it for the last 20 years. People are generally dumbstruck after I say that.
Your daily bacon pictures are delicious-seeming.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 9:16 AM PST up reply actions
I usually end up mad at myself for making myself hungry while stuck at work.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Splendid!
Hey, I bet you’d love a couple of crisp homemade ground beef tacos with all the fixin’s and topped off with Cholula, wouldn’t you?
Sorry, I have none at the moment.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
psssht
Cholula’s an entry-level hot sauce. Cook the meat with Dave’s Insanity, put Dave’s Hurtin’ Habanero on top, and you’ve got yourself a taco.
Now I want a taco.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
This is correct.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I've actually got both of those sauces in my bottom drawer of my desk here at work.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
hurtin' habanero also makes nachos otherworldly good.
heating it up really opens the spices up.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Oh. My. God.
I present to you 2 pumpkins 1 cup.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 8:05 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
You don't need to, you know exactly what it is anyway
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
This is why we need the privelage to rec something multiple times.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 9:18 AM PST up reply actions
You and JI flag me enough as is.
I can’t believe the two of you have flagged me more than you’ve flagged Coach.
Faux, I don't think there's anything to do in LV besides the things you listed.
Nothing I’ve found, anyway. I tried to find a big old library on my last trip but I got swallowed by the casino.
I know. I plan on taking lots o' nighttime pictures.
I hope I can fit my tripod in my luggage.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Spend the money to go to the top of the Eiffel Tower
there’s great photo ops from up there.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Gomez would be the person to talk to.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
He hasn't been around much lately
maybe this will summon him out of the woodwork.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I was thinking the same thing.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I think his work won't get LL.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
This doesn't help me.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I'm still waiting for a BB version of Chrome.
With all those developers and money, Google’s a sure bet to come out with a better product.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Sounds great
Not available outside the US. Grr!
Mariner fan, Europhile and mobile insider --- P3 W1 L2 (.333)
Sponsor of Jamie Burke's baseball-reference page
I like it, but it's very similar to opera mini, at least back when I had a smartphone
(damn Britons… sorry, I’ll get over it one day).
It has a few more features than opera mini/mobile (Flash!), but for me, the page load times were a little longer with Skyfire.
It’s all about what’s going on server-side, it would appear – I hear great things about loading facebook or whatever on skyfire, but I just care about what can load a long OFFTOP at LL faster.
People watching is a lot of fun in Vegas
My wife and I like to sit back and make up little vignettes about what they are doing or thinking.
I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"
yes yes a thousand times yes
One of the best places to people-watch is at either the Bellagio or the Wynn. Here you have all this opulence, and all this…well, you can’t call it “class”, really, but there’s definitely a lot of money sloshing around, and all you see walking through the lobby and casino is people wearing fanny packs and neon sweats. It’s truly mind-blowing.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I get incredibly depressed when I'm in Vegas.
I just can’t get into it. The people make me so sad. It’s like 20% people having fun and 80% degenerate gamblers who look dead behind the eyes.
When I was a kid
we used to visit my family in Reno a few times a year, and at Christmas we always stayed in a hotel because of the number of people at my grandma’s house. Even as a kid, I remember coming down in the morning to go to my grandma’s house and seeing people sitting at slot machines, then returning in the evening and seeing THE SAME PEOPLE AT THE SAME MACHINES OVER 12 HOURS LATER. This happened more times than I can remember, and it’s one of the things that made me not be a gambler. To this day I can play about an hour’s worth of blackjack and that’ll be all I can deal with.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
It really is quite the deterrent.
In college, I played some poker and bet a little on football. Then I started betting more. Nothing drastic, but I was always losing more than I was winning, yet I still loved it. But after a few trips to Vegas, I have zero interest in gambling anymore. I like having food and shelter.
I've just never had the personality for it
not just the “i like food and shelter” aspect, which is definitely there, but it’s incredibly boring staring at a slot machine for 5 minutes, much less all goddamn day.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
My mom plays nothing but slots whenever she goes.
I don’t get it either. Especially slots. I like to feel I have at least a modicum of control over how quickly someone takes my money away from me.
NO SLOT MACHINES
ever, ever, ever
I’m a ridiculous degenerate whenever I’m in LV and I can’t remember the last time I spent more than five minutes in front of a slot machine without wondering aloud “where the hell is the cocktail waitress?!”
by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:15 AM PST up reply actions
They don't come around the penny slots too often. I don't blame them.
Last time I played dollar slots for about 5 minutes til I got a drink then went back to the pennies. I am a cheap old woman.
Reason number 1 I won't ever go to Vegas.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 9:07 AM PST up reply actions
There's a ton of stuff to do in Vegas that doesn't involve gambling though
There’s art museums, great food, and other things – you don’t have to spend a single minute in a casino if you don’t want to. I firmly believe everyone should see Las Vegas at least once – it defies description (and reason), and it’s pretty amazing, in an “oh my god I can’t believe they did this” sort of way.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I love Las Vegas....or more accurately, I love the idea of Las Vegas.
It’s really great that someone built a city just to have a place where normal rules don’t apply.
You can’t really blame Vegas if what many, many people want to do when certain societal strictures are removed is to stare blankly at an electronic slot machine.
The combination of tacky opulence, slots, and desert heat mean it really shouldn’t be my kind of place, and I suppose it’s not, but it really is different and, yes, special. I’m biased, of course, seeing as I got married there, but I will always have a soft spot for LV, even if I really don’t care if I ever go there again.
That's one way of looking at it.
If people want to be stupid, you can try really hard to not let them, or you can try to profit from it (or at least have a good time).
There may not be a lot of sense in debating this, given your stated ambition to become a dictator. For me, I just wish I owned a casino/sportsbook down there.
I just meant the movie.
I think Vegas is like looking 25 years into the future.
Technically, I have been there once.
I was 5 years old, and we took a family road trip. We spent the night in Vegas.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 9:24 AM PST up reply actions
Been twice myself
Very fun. Sat in the front row both times, too. Highly recommended
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
I have to work there.
It gets worse for me every year, but you have to meet the people that live there successfully, they’re going to be the best of worst people, just because you can’t live in that town any other way.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
It'll be interesting this year
because LV has one of the highest foreclosure rates in the nation right now. I wonder if that will trickle down to what you’re doing? There are probably fewer people living there successfully than there were a year ago.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Surprisingly, most of the people we service come from inland/southern CA, and Asia.
As well as a smattering of others. We have very few locals.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Can be an absolute degenerate
but I have more fun in LV than just about anywhere else in the world
by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:16 AM PST up reply actions
My friend is like this. Always wants to meet me there.
I’m like, “You live in Seattle, I live in San Diego. These are beautiful cities. You’re killing me.”
I'm with you
I find Las Vegas to be an amazingly fun place. It’s the only place on earth where you don’t have to be yourself – the minute you get off the plane, the real-world you just says “I’ll hang out back here, meet you in a few days”, and you can do whatever the hell you want, in as much quantity as you desire and can afford. It’s fantastic.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
That's the beauty of LV
a typical weekend trip there ends up running me ~$400 when all is said and done, and I never regret a second of it.
But that’s also because I probably don’t remember the worst seconds
by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:20 AM PST up reply actions
See, I ALWAYS regret it.
I come home a few hundred dollars lighter and reeking of cigarettes. I feel dirty.
Well, for me one of the best parts is always the drive back and the four-hour recap of everything that just happened
because there’s always a few “you did WHAT?!?!” moments tossed in there
by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:23 AM PST up reply actions
...
I’m not sure there’s any way I can defend New Orleans here.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
I was loath to bring it up actually
but it’s a legitimate point.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 1:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't have the guts for big-time gambling.
I’ll play poker with friends in a low-stakes game, but in Vegas, even at a $1-$2 game, I’m sweating buckets.
I have a very strict money limit, which I rarely approach that I'm willing to lose
typically it’s $500 for the weekend, but I’ve never come close to that
by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:18 AM PST up reply actions
I set myself about a $100 gambling limit
and then I end up shifting most of that into the booze budget.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I have no problem sticking to it, thankfully
and that, honestly, is really more of an absolute max – I usually quit and go get really drunk if I’m down anywhere in the neighborhood of $250-$300. I just happen to run with really rich friends when I’m there =(
by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:22 AM PST up reply actions
This is about the way I play it, too.
I tell myself $100, but I know I can go up to $300 or so if I’m really having fun. But usually after losing $100 in 10 minutes, I’m not having fun. So I pull out another hundred and just go get drunk.
I like to separate my winnings from my bet.
I start with whatever I’ve budgeted for gambling at my left hand, when I win a hand I put everything above the initial bet on my right hand. When the left hand is empty, I take the right hand stack and cash out for the day. I’ve seen a few other people do this, I like it. Keeps me in check, that and leaving my credit cards in the hotel room.
I'm a black jack player
Whenever I sit down I cash in enough for 2 stacks of ten chips.. Whenever I win another stack of 10, it goes in my left pocket and never comes back out. If I lose the 2 stacks that are on the table, I walk. Works pretty well for me and I can generally walk away a winner, albeit not a big winner since I don’t have the sack to stay in and make the big bets.
Black for me also. I don't think I've ever played another game in a casino.
I’ve watched the craps table for kicks, but I’ll never put money down. I watch the guys that work the table, and there is no way I’m ever getting that quick figuring the percentages as they place their bets. Counting decks isn’t a big deal to me, but the speed those craps players move at, way too fast for me.
Yeah, I too am more than a little intimidated by those craps players.
Every once in while I’ll get a bright (read stupid) idea and go try the slots. I swear I would get more entertainment out of just throwing a $20 bill straight into a trash can.
You don't even get the one armed bandit action anymore.
Stupid button. Whoopeeee. I know there’s still an arm on the side, but for some reason a machine full of cogs and gears is more exciting than a computer algorithm.
Video slots are kindof a problem for me.
I will play penny machines once in a while, though. I put in $5 and see if I double it. If I double it, I take my money out and I put my $5 of winnings back in. I think I’ve been just about even on slots or maybe even a buck or two ahead.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
That's why I like these betting tricks so much.
A little mechanism to keep me from getting out of hand. Plus if I’m on a multiple day trip, it helps me stick to my daily allotment. The first time I went on a gambling weekend, I blew my stash in a day, and spent the rest of the weekend poolside. All those free drinks…
When I was young the sadist in me loved that look.
Now that I have responsibilities it makes me sad to see people piss their lives away like that.
The Left 4 Dead demo was released yesterday.
Holy shit, that game rules so much.
Thank you, Valve, for being who you are.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 8:51 AM PST reply actions
My friend Connor works at Valve, so I get to beta test games for them occasionally.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 9:21 AM PST up reply actions
I used to represent voice actors for some pretty cool video games.
The free games were definite perks.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
My friend used to do marketing for Ubisoft a couple years ago.
I’d get phone calls every couple of months: “You want the new Rainbow Six?” “You want the new Ghost Recon?”
I’m still pissed at him for quitting.
Sorta late on that, but I'll let you slide
Plus, I’m pissed that by time I got home I forgot to download it :/
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
Oh my god.
So I’ve already made myself hungry antagonizing Marc W, then I go to the PI’s homepage and see this:

Although, holy shit – 1,254 calories and 84 grams of fat??!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Chili sandwich from Johnny Rockets.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Great. Now I'm starving.
$20 dollars to the person who can think of and deliver the tastiest fast food meal!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
$20 dollars.
Re-dun-dant.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
"It's out of here! A grand slam home run!!"
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Starbucks breakfast sandwiches are delicious.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 9:32 AM PST up reply actions
Taylor, you and I are actually in agreement.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Kevin, I'm not quite sure what to do in this situation.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 9:34 AM PST up reply actions
The black hole will take care of everything.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I wish I had more than a 1/2 hour lunch.
I’d love to invite an LLer out for a bite. Alas…
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I work in the medical realm, specifically in poisons.
Of course it was you.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I have always longed for the 45-minute lunch.
An hour is too long, and a half-hour is not enough. For me, at least.
Hour and a half is where it's at
15 minutes to get there, hour to enjoy your grub, and 15 minutes to get back.
Where do you fit the nap in?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Between 2-3pm like the rest of us, duh
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Corporate America has its downsides
but I love the fact that I can take as long a lunch as I want. I still have to put in my 8-9 hours, but if I want to take a two hour lunch I don’t think anybody’d flinch as long as I get my work done.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Me too.
For two more days. While everyone takes me out.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
First pic of the new Enterprise.

They changed things up a bit, but strangely I love it.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 9:58 AM PST reply actions
I'm glad they went with the movie-style blue front dish.
I always loved that look in the original series movies.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
seconded.
But don’t ride the one at NYNY when you’re hung over. Nothing good will come of that decision. Trust me.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
yup.
We’d been out drinking until about 5AM, and had slept for about two hours when we decided it was time to forage for food/water. After water was obtained, we realized it was 10AM and we were bored; it was too early to start drinking again (remember, kids, I’m pushing 40!), so we decided to head over to NYNY. The roller coaster looked like a lot of fun, and it was – but I really wasn’t right for the rest of the day. Cold sweats, shakes, nonstop nausea, you name it.
Note that this did not stop me from repeating the drinking/debauchery on night 2. But it took me a while to get up to speed.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
it was my bachelor party. I had no choice.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
KIRO moving forward with the all-sports push.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I hope Groz goes to them.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Didn't he start at KIRO?
Man do I love midgets.
I bet he goes back there then.
Man do I love midgets.
Mitch as well.
He’s not the most knowledgeable guy, sure, but he’s actually fun to listen to. Unlike Gas. And Ian. And the woman person.
I'm being owned again!
I'd rather listen to Sandmeyer.
Man do I love midgets.
I think that's the plan.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I believe the Seahawks are still under contract with KIRO for a few more seasons.
KJR will be dead before that contract expires.
KIRO needs something to do in the three hours every day that isn't occupied by an actual game.
It sounds like they’re adding sports commentary and post-game analysis while moving their political and social commentary over to 97.3 FM.
This is exactly what they are doing.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
But I'd give anything for an FM sports channel, though it will never happen.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Never say never
There’s one in PDX, at 95.5 FM.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
The VO guy on their ads it a little annoying, though.
I mean, how many cigarettes did that guy smoke?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
I've never actually listened to this station
I really, really hate sports talk radio. With a white-hot burning passion. I was just noting that it is starting to hit FM airwaves as well.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I've had it on once or twice
mostly because I’m waiting for a game to start, or I haven’t turned the channel after it has ended.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
There's no possible way that could go haywire.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Is it bad that I know you misspelled that word?
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
Where's PositivePaul when you need him?
We’ll have more bullet jokes here in a minute.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
AHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
We've already established this. I'm working on it.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 6:13 PM PST up reply actions
Taken in a different context, this is a very funny comment.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Baseball themed food talk
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
This just gets better as it takes shape!
Maybe you could have the occasional guest chef on. Kevin on the All Bacon, All the Time episode. You could do a bit on how to turn rendered pork fat into lard. And I’m only joking a little bit, I actually want to do this, I hear it makes for awesome cookies.
I could make chili!
I make great chili.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
I'll make carne seca
which is good in tacos and burritos and such.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
A big meet up, next spring. Outdoors, park maybe.
That would be a lot of fun, some tables, some grills, couple of coolers.
Also I found this recipe for pork cracklins.
Okay, possibly a weekly hot stove rc/nola podcast
With baseball talk and a weekly guest. We will yap about it over wine when she gets here.
On Thursdays.
Not that I will be there on Thursday.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
I also fry a mean catfish.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
They taste better than the nice ones.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
What about the nice catfish?
Are you being selective? Catfishist
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
You have such wonderful ideas.
Now we must put them into action.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
This is good news
It would be nice to have an alternative to KJR. I love listening to sports talk, but I hate much of our sports talk personalities. Maybe this will get some of the “sidekicks” at KJR to move so they can have their own shows. I’m talking Fain, Puck, etc.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
Fain and Puck deserve their own shows.
As does Groz.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying
Should be a good start for the station. I just wonder if they tried to recruit them if they’d do it, specifically Fain and Puck. I think Groz would happily do it, even if Gas would have his feelings hurt
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
Gas would get it.
I’ll bet Mitch’s boy will go too.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
That should be read as Gas would understand.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Guessed as much
And yeah, I bet Steve Sandmeyer (sp?) would go as well if offered. The sidekicks on the station will never get their own shows because nobody at the station will ever leave, either by firing or retiring. This gives them a chance to take a step up
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
Aww, fuck. Say no to mushmouth.
We already have one fat loud sports guy in town.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
You hush right now.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
You crack me up!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Crap, I meant to ask Matthew how that bag of Blue Mountain Coffee turned out.
The coffee talk would have been worth at least 50-75 comments. I’m actually interested in what he thought of it.
haven't opened it yet.
I’m not really a coffee drinker
Bummer.
I’d give some weight to anybody that goes back for seconds on royalcurve’s pulled pork sandwiches, as far as taste goes. This reminds me, I need to get a stone grinder.
have you ever made indian food?
I’m looking for a good daal curry recipe.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Thanks.
Now I need Indian food for lunch.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
I had this for dinner last night
it’d been a while since I’d had it – I had to swear off it because it’s all I EVER used to order. But I had it again last night and damn it’s good.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Live in that area of the world for a year
You’ll get sick of it real quick. Oh wow, curry again? what a surprise! Blech.
QUIT TALKING ABOUT LUNCH!!! I'm dying here!!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Oh please stop talking about tasty tasty curry.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
My mom made some tasty, tasty curry for me to take home over the weekend.
I had it for lunch on Monday. It was wonderful.
My ham sandwich in the fridge is looking less and less appetizing.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
My nothing in the nowhere
Is reminding me how hungry I am. I haven’t eaten since my Hot Dog lunch yesterday. I need food
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
You must think highly of hot dogs, since you capitalize it.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
It was a huge and delicious polish from Sam's Club, so it's deserving
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
Just because I'm a jerk
I just finished the last of my world famous chicken and spinach enchiladas. They were delicious.
Go to hell
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
Here's a convenient link to the recipe!
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=33496430&blogID=414757040&Mytoken=70A7884A-0274-4F1F-9B783E2CF7D64A9313244392
That is not, in fact, convenient
Because it is incomplete. I will still follow it and use it at some point
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah it's not at all convenient
but I don’t know how to make them thar fancified links so folks’ll just have to cut and paste.
Type the word "link" or anything else you prefer
Highlight it, and then click the little picture of a chain. Paste the link, et voila!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Glad I could help
Now as payment, make me some of these enchiladas and bring them to me at my work
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
Coming right up.
Though I doubt they’ll survive the 2 weeks it will take to get there from here via the mail.
Use some of that fancy military technology I always hear about
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
The Enchilada Rocket is still in development
last time they tested it it killed 400 people in New Mexico.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
the funniest part was that it was aimed at Nebraska.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
THat made for a good laugh
I visualized a giant enchilada on a launch pad, and couldn’t control my laughter
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
I couldn't even make it to the visualization part
As soon as I read the words Enchilada Rocket I lost it.
You must think highly of starving since you capitalize it
And I am also very hungry. All this food talk in these threads drives me crazy
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
I'm not really a fan, to be honest
It sucks, too, because I constantly forget to eat, and go long periods of time between eating.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
God dammit.
Me too.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Oh he finally did Fable for you
Had to know it was coming soon. I’ll check this out in a bit
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
So, BrianL, I had a dream inspired by your Toto video yesterday.
It was an awful performance, but instead of Toto, it was Simple Minds. They were playing to a mostly empty convention center type meeting room. They were getting booed, yet they were still trying to get the audience to sing along with “Don’t You Forget About Me”.
It was sad.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 10:38 AM PST reply actions
That sounds like an awesome dream
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
I also had another dream about an aging early-90s rocker.
He was a cool enough guy, but his hair is what made him awesome. He had long hair (probably midway down his back) parted in the middle, and a neckbeard that was so long that the hair was perfectly straight. The head hair on each side of the part was hair-tied to half of the neckbeard.
It’s hard to explain without a visual, dammit.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
This is an incredible visual
I always urged my friend to grow his beard way out and style it into a face shield by using hair gel and pulling the beard up in front of his face
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
I've always wanted to grow a mustache out of really long nose hair.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
This is the most wretchedly disgusting comment. Ever.
The visual will be haunting me, thanks for that.
Just that one finger, twirling the hair around and around. Twisting it into a little point.
THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR NOSE!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(retch)
That's what I thought.
I did well enough though by getting him to not shave or get a haircut throughout the duration of my ex being pregnant. This guy’s hair grows fast as hell, and he looked like he’d been on the streets for years by time baby was born. Then we had a backyard shaving party and fucked up all his hair before shaving it bald and letting him start from scratch
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
A little, yeah, but we did it 5 years ago
I should sue
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
This is what a got doing a Google image search for "beard shield"
(mind you safe search is ON)



by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
At least people are participating
And that poll is teh suck
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
It's not even that I hate Family Guy.
It’s occasionally amusing. But how anyone can think it’s a better show is beyond me.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
Compared to current day Simpsons?
It might be possible there.
Body of work.
And the current season has been pretty damn good so far.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
Burnt hands, or tons of small cuts?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
I read the last word of this comment incorrectly.
Add an ‘n’ between the ‘u’ and the ‘t’.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
Well then
That’s not at all what I was getting at, and I’m unsure how you’d make that connection. That would have been an incredibly odd comment for me to make though, which makes me laugh
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
One big one
the blood/pain ratio was pretty awesome, though. I did pretty well for myself, all things considered.
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
He did it on purpose
Jeff is an emo and he cuts himself. Were you listening to angsty music while you did it, Jeff?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
did you at least get a spider man band-aid?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
My girlfriend made a gauze mummy out of my hand
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
My hand isn't missing, it's just cut up
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
Perhaps the gauze will help more than it hurts
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Pretend it's Octoberfest
and hoist your beer with two hands. Except it’ll just be a pint glass and not a stein.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Speedway Stout sizzles if you try to pour it into a beer helmet
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
Drinking Utopias immediately after donating blood would really give you a kick
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
I went to the store where you bought it, I think.
(Keg and Whatever in the College Area?) I was there just to look around and asked the dude about the Utopias. He said the owner buys a case every year.
The next case of six comes in February
I currently have their last two bottles in my kitchen.
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
My mom and step-dad bought the second bottle on a whim and left it at my house
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
Yes, we do.
And no, never tried it. I believe that’s the beer I bought Matthew when I met him, so I know they have it at Toronado. Lemme know.
Yes, at Jeff's.
We also split a Deschutes Abyss at Toronado which might be what you are thinking of.
You should be able to get it from any decent beer store down there.
Even I know a place.
How one remembers this after being completely drunk is beyond me.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks.
The Seattle contingent may have also had a little drinking problem.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
I wasn't drunk that night.
Also, I usually remember everything when it’s just beer involved.
What's an ass kettle?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Perhaps
but it’s something I’ve done for a long time, and I just don’t feel it comes across well in print anyhow.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
The real test is if she makes another one when it needs to be changed or if she leaves you to your own devices.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I had to get my finger nail removed from my middle finger one time (nasty bowling injury)
The gauze they wrapped it with bonded to the flesh where my finger nail used to be. I couldn’t remove it, and when I called the doctor they told me that all I needed to do was soak my finger in a mixture of HOT WATER AND SALT. It hurt. A bunch. Moral is to make sure that somebody can help with stuff, because self mutilation is tough to do
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
Like a man!
No, seriously, I had bowled a weekend tournament in a bowling alley that didn’t have air conditioning. 12 games in two days. My finger swelled up like you wouldn’t believe, and the nail ended up like a hangnail, although it was simply from the swelling and friction of bowling. 2 Days later, it was infected and I had to drop the nail to fix it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
That's all I have in my kit at home.
They were 10 for $10 and I let my son pick them out. I have 8 boxes of Spider Man band-aids on hand. Fun stuff
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
The second one makes me an Angels fan
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
The picture is blocked at work but I know what it is
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
it would just make the bleeding start again.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
stitches? Hazmat suits? Glass shards in awkward places?
Workers’ comp claim?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
With two little bottles from my fume hood I could kill a whole auditorium
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Good job, you got it before the "hypothetically" was added
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
you're one hell of a chemist
most evil chemists of evil try to kill people. You go straight for structures.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
my friend was an auditorium and I don't like what you're implying
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
My auditorium is gay, so be polite.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
If your friend was a girl this doubles as a slut joke
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
Big Dumb Sex just came on my ipod
This is probably my favorite song of the “grunge” years. It always makes me laugh.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
That was my favorite song when I was 13.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
I like how over the top the chorus is
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
A sledgehammer to the head
is more subtle than the chorus to Cherry Pie.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
And naturally, the second best thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa742_HTxsg
Now I’m done posting YouTube clips.
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
What a way to go
Wife killed by dead husband’s coffin
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
That other thread ended up breaking my computer
and I am still unable to load it
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Not a huge shish kabob fan
but those look delicious
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
But the bob and the shish
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
I can't believe,
that I’m sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab.
That needs to get back on tv
I miss it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
You're thinking of Kelly Lynch, right?
She was good in Drugstore Cowboys, but her magnum opus was, of course, Road House.
Now I remember what the deal was.
She put a hat on a bed, and Bob blew up. Bob hated her and thought she was useless, so she OD’d on dilaudid. Something like that.
Naw, Heather Graham. She was the one that od'd (suicide?).
James LeGross’s gf. They had to sneak her body out of the hotel while it was full of cops, buried her in the woods. Either she was about 17 when they filmed that, or she’s lying about her current age.
Huh, I swear I read or saw her comment differently recently.
Probably just a re-run of something from a few years ago. She said she was 32, and I flashed on D.C. I haven’t watched that movie in years, I’m suddenly feeling the need to dig it out, one of my all time favorites.
the UW has a tremendously incentive benefits package.
They also pay a shit load. Who knew?
government organization
public funding
I’ve noticed that too when looking for low level jobs at the U of Missouri
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
I figured the bennies would good for that reason
but usually the side effect of gov’t funded jobs is low pay.
I'm currently wondering how many degrees I would end up with if I worked for them.
Since I would be exempt from tuition.
Oh now that is a really cool benefit
If you enjoy being in a classroom I’d say that job pays for itself then
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Woo I am off work in 2 hours!
And don’t have to come back until 2 on Friday! This is how they trick us into thinking we have 2 days off, by giving us 48 consecutive hours off
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Bahahahahaha! Oh that sucks.
They pulled crap on me in the army. Vacation time included the weekends and holidays.
I don't mind it much, really.
Doing what I do, it’s ok to be in the store 6 days a week because I can lay the groundwork for the days I’m here all day.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
Last night I opened it
called in some food for pickup, waited 10 minutes, drove the 5 minutes to pick up the food, picked up the food after waiting in line for 5 minutes, drove back for 5 minutes, came in, ate my food for like 8 minutes, and the thread was only halfway loaded
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Does your computer use one of those old punch card systems?
That’s painfully slow. I feel sorry for you. Is everything slow on it, or just here?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
Just loading giant LL threads
Otherwise it works like a champ
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
I gave up and waited til this morning.
After I bragged about my computer being fine.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Works fine for me
Little slow for a second, but then it gets going. Worked here at work on the Macbook, and at home on my Thinkpad
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
My laptop at home loaded it just fine
but this computer has been known to freeze when I submit a comment at the same time the auto update feature kicks in.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
Not only did it load, I was able to comment with minmal lag.
Shocking.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
Has anyone ever been to the four corners?
Is it cool?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
You mean the 4 states, right?
Or do you mean the area between maple valley, black diamond, and kent? Because the latter is not cool at all
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
That's because that's the only place that has food choices
It’s not a bad place at all, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to go there. If I didn’t have family all over out there I wouldn’t go too often at all
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
It has two starbucks, a McDonald's, Dairy Queen and a mexican restaurant
I can’t wait for my move to Seattle.
Don't forget the Safeway Deli...
One of the few places with less food selection than my own neighborhood. I couldn’t live out there because I’d have to drive 30 minutes round trip to get food
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
No kidding.
When I was making daily drives out there to drop off/pick up my kid, if I got hungry, I got to choose from McDonald’s. That sucks
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
Too often I have, that's what I was saying.
Mom used to live in Black Diamond, so I drove there from Renton everyday. I know a girl that used to be manager there, so I had no problem eating there back then because I got a discount.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
The 4 states
I’ve been to the other 4 corners several times- it’s kind of a nice junction now that they rebuilt it but not worth the trek
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Definitely not worth the trek
It’s just a junction area, planted between 20 minutes of empty road in each direction
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, definitely not worth it
it’s kind of in the middle of nowhere without much around, and the novelty of going WHEE I’M IN TWO STATES AT ONCE is really quite lost after about two seconds.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I've done that on the NC-TN and the ID-OR border
Not that exciting
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Exactly. Just last sunday I was in four states on the same day.
If there were anything around the four corners, it might be different – this seems like it would have been cooler in the 1950’s when there was nothing interesting to do, read, or watch, but nowadays it’s lost even the quaintness factor and it’s just oddly pointless.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Yeah but it looks so good now
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
It was fucking horrible, wasn't it?
Traffic backed up for miles coming from Renton, fucked up roads, unusable turn lanes… Thanks for reminding me of how shitty that was.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
Wonderful
Sometimes we can be so selfish
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
You might as well draw a cross in the sand in your backyard and say four states connect there.
That’s about as exciting as it is. It’s not like a natural wonder or anything.
So what do you call something that is neither over nor under-rated?
rated?
by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
That's a good question.
I don’t actually have an answer for it yet. Gotta ponder that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
It's not worth going out of your way for, but if you're in the area it's cool to see.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
I'm debating my route to Missouri
I am avoiding interstate highways as much as possible and if I’m leaving from Idaho I’m trying to decide whether to take US-30 to US-275 in Fremont NE down into Missouri or to take US-89 south to Tuba City AZ and then US-160 east into Missouri
The latter would take two days longer since I’m only driving during daylight so I can get photos of the road signs
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Don't re-route just for the four corners
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I've never been to southern Utah/Colorado either
Is there anything there?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Gorgeous scenery (in Utah anyway) and not much else
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I do like scenery
I’ll probably go the US-30 route though just because cost is a large factor and I’d like to have some cash leftover when I get there so I’m not running up my credit card without a job
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
There's a Wal-Mart distribution center in St. George.
And plenty of retirement communities.
Oh, but the airport is really cool and scary at the same time. It’s on a plateau and you can’t see the end to end of the runway because the landscape is so wavy. But if you don’t know where you are, you might fall off the edge of the plateau 20 yards over the next hump.
Holy crap if you're in that part of Nebraska
go here. Seriously, it looks square but it’s totally awesome.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
That actually looks pretty cool
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
It's a blast.
My dad grew up in Minden and my grandmother lived there for a few years towards the end of her life. There is nothing else remotely interesting within 200 miles of Minden, NE, but Pioneer Village is amazing. It’s worth the trip alone.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
Actually, I wonder if they're hiring
That would be a sick place to work
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
If. like me, you were going to a bar tomorrow night
and you only had time for one beer, maybe two, which of these would you choose?
Terminal Gravity Bar X Stout (if it even HINTS at having a coffee flavor, I will despise it)
Walking Man Crosswalk Wheat
Fort George Vortex IPA
Ninkasi Sleigh’r
Stone Vertical Epic 08/08/08
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
If you need the help of Matthew it's helpful to include his name.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
It was a question for whoever has useful information, really, not just Matthew.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Sleigh'r
Like you, I’m worried about coffee tastes infiltrating my beer.
Vertical Epic is a great idea, I just would’ve liked 07/07/07 better. Reading the description of this year’s isn’t giving me a lot of confidence that it’s something I’d like. (But man, I need an 07/07/07).
Don’t know anything about Fort George brewing, but I’ve had Ninkasi stuff, and the Sleigh’r looks pretty damn nice.
This.
Hearty disappointment. The 05 was great.
Did you have the '07?
How did it stack up? Of course, it’s probably pretty difficult to find any of the old years now.
You’re aging quite a few beers; have you tried the ’05 recently? How did it change?
I've had the 07 and it was decent enough, I think it'll be much improved by next year
I last tried the 05 about 4 months ago.
You can't present a list with a stout and then exclude the stout
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
I don't like coffee flavor, no matter how subtle
so if it doesn’t taste of coffee I’ll definitely consider the stout.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I think you may be in the clear with this one
I’d skip the Stone.
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
Good to know on both counts.
I need to drink more stouts, but I always end up drinking ones that have coffee influence in them and that’s disgusting.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I just learned why I don't like stouts
The only ones I have had have had the chocolate/coffee flavor
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
It's really too bad I despise the taste of coffee
because it closes off an entire branch of really good stouts.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I like the taste of coffee
Just not in my beer
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
The cookies are just icing on the cake.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
I did not know that I was getting cookies
You can stay longer.
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
I had an inkling
Now I am beyond excited.
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
I hope you share a few with Ms Jeff.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
No, he is not supportive enough of your endeavours
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
Ms Jeff may open the package before I do
by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
None of the rest of us get cookies either
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
But quite a few can be in the Seattle-ish area for cooking parties
thrown by me and RC.
And you got pretzels
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
I was going to offer them at a later date but you just rejected it.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 8:55 PM PST up reply actions
You really don't want cookies, do you
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
But it's us doing the flying silly.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
There will be a cara-something.
And cookies will be involved.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 9:23 PM PST up reply actions
They say you get used to flying the more you do it
But it still sucks dick
I just get miserably bored.
I can’t handle not being able to get up and walk away.
The planes are annoying, but honestly, being in an airport and waiting for a plane is even more painful.
The only way to fly is to own one's own jet
so, since I can’t do that, I drink heavily and pay for upgrades when I can.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I drive whenever possible.
Give me a five-hour drive to Vegas or a 45-minutes flight, and I’ll drive every time.
I’d rather be on the road with my jams than sitting next some sweaty fucker snoring on my shoulder.
We would leave you on the side of the road.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 9:17 PM PST up reply actions
It's a bitchy thing to do.
Calls em as you sees em
by JI on Nov 12, 2008 9:21 PM PST up reply actions
I actually wouldn't.
He’d be so forlorn.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 9:22 PM PST up reply actions
I'm going to keep saying it until it sinks in.
Troubadour Obscura.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
Belgian Mild Stout
It is beyond delicious.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
What on earth is a Belgian Mild Stout
I’m getting mixed signals here…. a stout (but only kinda) flavored with coriander, using wild yeast? WTF?
Imagine a darker, creamier Belgian Brown.
Not a lot of spice. Belgian in origin, but stylistically unique.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
I'll bring one to the stuffing stuffing.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
I will see if they have six packs at Bottleworks.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
I'm useless to you here. My tastes have been winnowed down to IPA.
But a flight of tasters is my favorite appetizer.
IPA is a wonderful world of beer
I just get stuck in it so often I feel that I have to branch out every now and again.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
It kind of bothers me that I'm so hung up on them. I hate to get trapped in a rut.
But man I just can’t get over good hoppy bite in a beer. Now that I own a house I can realize my dream hobby of brewing my own.
It's all about the experience, man
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
you know how Wikipedia works, right?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Some big Bernhard Goetz fan with too much time on his hands wrote the entry?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
I think he has to be on the grounds that nobody would pretend to be him
He’s not nearly funny enough
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
I've seen coach try to be funny
and he can’t even do it convincingly as himself, much less as someone else.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Taylor H also has a facebook
which complicates matters
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
It's more likely that Coach is MY puppet.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 5:32 PM PST up reply actions
Seems probable.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Urban Dictionary disagrees with that definition.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 5:42 PM PST up reply actions
There should be a poll.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
To be honest,
we like you better when Red has you in a headlock.
Man do I love midgets.
I'm sad that you got sick the day that I offered a bounty for the first LL-er to FB you
by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 5:59 PM PST up reply actions
Actually I've been sick since Sunday.
And I doubt you guys will find me on FB, but there are some good detectives on here.
Man do I love midgets.
I gave you guys credit for being detectives,
I just don’t have much info on my FB, so it would be hard to link to “Thingray” even if you saw it.
Man do I love midgets.
It's ok, I'm not a FB stalker.
I don’t know how to look for people unless they’re right under my nose. Still, a challenge….
Give it a shot,
just don’t stand too close since I’m still contagious!
Man do I love midgets.
I spent an hour trying to find him the other night.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 6:49 PM PST up reply actions
You underestimate my sneakyness.
Man do I love midgets.
Don't forget about my
forgetting-what-I’m-doing-halfway-
through-anything-unless-it’s-a-
casseroleness
I just hit the brakes,
and you flew right by!
Man do I love midgets.
Glad to be of service!!
Man do I love midgets.
If I ever do an OTPOTD, I'll include said poll.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 6:02 PM PST up reply actions
I had the idea of asking everyone what their top ten songs playlist would be.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 6:07 PM PST up reply actions
Typically LL regulars in good standing with the community get the privileged of posting the OTFPOTD.
You’re not an LL regular in good standing with the community.
You need to learn to stand "gooder".
Man do I love midgets.
Coach made one a while ago. What about that?
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
I'd argue that Coach is a regular in good standing
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Sheesh, I really am an untouchable in our caste system.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
Nothing endears one like unrelenting self pity.
by JI on Nov 12, 2008 6:23 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
I will feel bad for Taylor H if this comment turns green
by Robert on Nov 12, 2008 6:24 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Yours or JI's?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 6:25 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Actually make that Matthew's last Series Preview.
If everyone of Matthew gets 84 rec’s in it, I will be Taylor’s biggest fan.
by Robert on Nov 12, 2008 6:26 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You are whoring yourself out for recs
by Dewey N on Nov 12, 2008 6:27 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I tried to rec this, but I accidentally flagged it instead.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
Well than apparently you can not do a simple task
all the more reason why you need my help
by Robert on Nov 12, 2008 6:30 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
WHO IS REC-ING EVERY COMMENT IN THIS SUBTHREAD.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 6:30 PM PST up reply actions
Nope an Arthur Hamilton fan
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
You know who's awesome?
Anthony Hamilton. He did the American Gangster soundtrack.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 6:26 PM PST up reply actions
neat
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 6:26 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I do
Coach >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Taylor H
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Coach is the man
You’re a crazy motherfucker
Taylor H is just annoying
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Coach still has an amusement factor in my eyes.
Taylor H is just needy.
And this "amusement factor" being....?
What? Unintentional comedic posts? Haha?
I'm being owned again!
You're occasionally funny when you try to be. Not all intentional.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
If I give you mine, can you do it for me too?
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
You're annoying mainly because you're young.
Everyone your age is annoying.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 6:52 PM PST up reply actions
You're annoying in a hilarious fashion.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
I'm starting to strongly suspect that Taylor H is not real
and is in fact Matthew
by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
In other news, the midomi trick failed pretty miserably.
I tried humming the song, and I tried humming a couple of other songs, but it didn’t return me much of anything useful.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 1:26 PM PST reply actions
Hum into the keyboard and maybe we'll be able to help
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
I'm gonna look dumb in the computer lab now.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
OK, the one NFL commercial featuring a few bars of horns that always stuck in my mind used,
shockingly, Handsome Boy Modeling School’s World’s Gone Mad.
Here’s a youtube link.
If you could steal anybody's singing voice, who would it be?
I can never decide between Mark Lanegan or Kurt Elling.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 2:03 PM PST reply actions
As a male, this is a strange thing to say
but Neko Case, hands down. If I had to pick a male voice, I’d say Craig Finn or Elvis Costello.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
but on the other hand
being able to wail like Rob Halford or Bruce Dickinson has a certain appeal as well.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Hmm. As booze-soaked raspy voices go, it's about 1/100th of a Mark Lanegan
Finn’s a great, great writer, but….
You could not get teh chix by singing Billy Joel songs in Finn’s voice, unlike the other suggestions here.
Your mileage quite obviously varies….
I'm not sure I'd get teh chix with Billy Joel songs anyway
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I was trying to use something that would get zero chicks on its own
to isolate the effect of the vocals.
Maybe I should have gone with Dimmu Borgir or, don’t hate me ac, KARP.
Good point
but I’ll take Finn’s rasp over Lanegan’s – and I LOVE Mark Lanegan. Finn’s rasp is hopeful, Lanegan’s is beat-down and sad. This makes for good songs, but I personally prefer the Finn approach.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Jared Warren's voice is Spanish Fly to my girlfriend.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 3:43 PM PST up reply actions
I'd like to meet this woman.
And not in a creepy way, just… that’s really interesting. Maybe I should’ve gone with something weirder…BTPNLSL?
She is not a fan of Mr. Plague's voice, no.
And some of the vocal melodies that KARP uses on their later albums are pretty nice. I think it’s more of a Big Business/Melvins thing though.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
I love you just the way you are...
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
That is because Mr. Nick Lowe is awesome.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
you know she just passed away, right?
This made me sad.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I grow more fond of you with each passing day.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
you have your own glory that is not dependent on others
or was that too pop-psychology-schlock?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Speaking of passing
Jimi Hendrix’ drummer just passed away.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Mitch Mitchell is one of my favorite musicians ever.
Fuck, I’m bummed.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I was pretty sad to read that too.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
All of the original Experience members are now dead.
God, what a sad day.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
Tour just finished yesterday or Monday here in pdx actually.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Mike Patten
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I'm considering Billy Joel.
I’d like to get through “River of Dreams” without difficulty.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
He'd be high on my list, that's for sure.
Man do I love midgets.
Willie Nelson
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Interesting choice.
He’s fairly easy to imitate.
Man do I love midgets.
Did you fall in love with a mexican girl?
Man do I love midgets.
Yeah. Everything was fine until that wild young cowboy showed up.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 7:01 PM PST up reply actions
That bastard pisses me off.
I told him to stay off my lawn, AND my mexican girls, but he just wouldn’t listen. So I had to handle bidness (if you know what I mean).
Man do I love midgets.
Three more to add to the pile:
Colin Hay
Richard Buckner
Jeff Buckley
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
Ethyl Merman
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Or maybe the ability to alternate between David Bowie and Neil Diamond
by Dewey N on Nov 12, 2008 6:32 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ooooh! I've got one! Steve Perry!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I can do a pretty solid imitation already.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
We were the young americans..
THEY’RE COMIN’ TO AMERICA!!
We were the young americans..
Man do I love midgets.
I'm not sure exactly why
but this is a fantastic comment
by JI on Nov 12, 2008 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
Dylan, Nelson, Vedder and Young.
The next super group.
Man do I love midgets.
Weirdly, I know someone named Dylan Nelson and someone named Nelson Young.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
I've always thought Stevie Nicks and Eddie Vedder should write a duet.
More incoherent than Yellow Ledbetter.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Tough for me to joke about,
Yellow Ledbetter is one of my favorite songs of all time.
Man do I love midgets.
Great song, but:
Annacoool annasay annadon wannabay ammmafleeblaaagahblaaah.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Vedder has never been known for his enunciation.
And my cat just head-butted me in the jaw. Ouch.
Man do I love midgets.
Actually, I think there's a youtube spoof of that song.
Man do I love midgets.
Good point.
If I remember correctly, this one was actually funny though. Unfortunately my youtube links never seem to work.
Man do I love midgets.
That's not a finished song
which is why the lyrics are somewhat indecipherable.
by JI on Nov 12, 2008 6:49 PM PST up reply actions
And here I thought I had them all figured out.
Man do I love midgets.
Depends on how drnk I am at the time.
Also, sounds like every REM song ever made.
Man do I love midgets.
REM is famous for never singing a song the same way twice.
Man do I love midgets.
And I like 'em both, so that makes sense.
Man do I love midgets.
More Cameron, Chase, Foreman
less 13, Taub, Kutner.
I think it was a bad idea to introduce so many new regulars at the same time.
Kumar is fine, Taub can go away, and 13 is a huge huge drag on the show; she came out of nowhere and she’s basically a less likable version of Cameron (if that were possible) and she gets crazy amount of screen time . I’ve disliked virtually every 13 heavy episode since she was made a regular.
by JI on Nov 12, 2008 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
This is one of the most pleasurable offseasons I can remember in years and years.
Ever since ‘02 it’s been downhill for me as a fan, and bringing Bavasi in to replace Gillick was a big letdown for me. Zduriencik being here makes these off season moves a hell of a lot more interesting to follow than I can remember. And a lot more interesting for me personally than even watching the M’s play since about mid-June. Maybe even as far back as last year.
This is a nice feeling.
What the hell? Mirror's Edge released today!?
TO THE NERDMOBILE!
Have you played the Left 4 Dead demo yet?
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
it is important for marc w to know I did not start this
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I said nothing specific. Maybe I'm just singing along to "Nice One Cyril" and thought I'd virtually shout "SPURS".
True enough
but there are certain assumptions that can reasonably be made from a post like that on occasion.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Just kidding, I knew the result already.
And…ahem…
YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Then HAAAHHAAHAHAHAHA!
It’s important for him to know that I haven’t been able to do this to him basically ever, and he never fails to laugh at me when I’m down.
When Arsenal's U-19's get to the final I'll start paying attention to the Carling Cup.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
while you're being corrected
it’s “spurs are” not “spurs is”.
/end pedantry
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Me personally? Sixth grade spelling bee.
Arsenal? FA Cup a couple years ago. I’m sorry, but I just can’t be interested in the Carling Cup – there’s too many other competitions that are far more interesting to me. I’ve always thought that the Carling Cup should be open to non-Premiership teams only, and the prize for winning it should be a UEFA Cup place.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Appreciated. Not sure I would make use of it because I doubt I'd stay the night
but def would need to meet up
I'll email you my cell number and if I'm around we'll make this happen
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Ah, they are also doing Man Utd v Stoke at noon Saturday.
So it’ll be half the bar on each match. If we go we’ll need to get there early, gents.
Then my friend will definitely be there.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
If you do this
and you happen to see a guy there that looks like a taller, skinnier Dave Mustaine, stop by his table and say hi. His name is Mark, he’s a Stoke City fan, and he’s one of my best friends.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
and if Matthew does not come down for the HoTD dock sale or need a place to stay
I might just have to sneak up there Friday night and head to the George for Arsenal/Villa Saturday.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Probably stay at Mustaine's but if that falls through I may take you up on that
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I do.
Oh wait.
Give me a couple weeks.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
Damn skippy.
I got into them when they were in the Premiership and everyone had fancy kits and their goalie was awesomely slummin’ it in sweats with the team ads on them.
This might be late, but they cancelled King of the Hill?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
And yet somehow American Dad is still on.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
This is very sadly true.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
It's Family Guy but without the occasionally amusing non-sequitur.
How did that show get renewed?
I always thought it was Fox's big apology to Seth MacFarline for canceling Family Guy
by JI on Nov 12, 2008 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
Cleveland Brown is being written off family guy, moving to Virginia
and theoretically has enough personality to be his own show- The Cleveland Show
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
I'm not gonna lie
The first four seasons of Family Guy were pretty good, it’s too bad they abandoned all concepts of character and story to tell a bunch of non-sequitar jokes that got old very quickly. South Park was smart to abandon the OMG the killed Jenny, and the Chef songs, and the I learneds before the became insufferable.
by JI on Nov 12, 2008 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
I'd say about half-way through season three was when it went downhill.
The first two seasons were rather funny.
Written/animated/produced by the same people
it’s Family Guy for people without humor.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Hank actually started back on Beavis and Butthead.
Man do I love midgets.
"Is anybody in there? Hello?"
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I was always surprised that Beavis and Butthead never made a cameo on KOTH.
“Hey, aren’t you Mr. Anderson?”
That would have been hilarious.
Have them hook up with Bobby or something.
Man do I love midgets.
So Mike Judge 0 and Seth McFarlane will get three identical shows?
Fuck- Cleveland better not be just a nother lame version of Family Guy
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
I think the Cleveland show will be much more of a conventional sitcom-type thing
at least from what I’ve read.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Do you watch Chuck?
Tony Hale has a great role on that show. It’s a pretty fun show.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
It's on NBC on, I think, Monday nights
so it’s also on NBC.com should that be easier.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
ABC might pick it up though
so huzzah
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is all.
congrats.
Working from home, or still in an office?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
This is a good thing.
Still working in the Seattle area?
I was tux shopping the other day,
and after I left I realized my salesman’s name was Stuart Scott.
Man do I love midgets.
It is! I despise pretty much everything that the Bloodhound Gang does
but that song is gold.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
So I ended up deciding to work my OT today instead of tomorrow
so I can work a regular day tomorrow and still get paid OT woo!
Matthew + dancing.
Nope, cannot make a mental picture
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 8:46 PM PST up reply actions
That's Matthew singing. I've witnessed that.
It’s the dancing that I can’t imagine.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 8:57 PM PST up reply actions
holy fucking shitballs that was a wet commute home
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
So Portland v Heatt isn't even fair.
We have at least 4 people taller then their tallest player, and are just bullying them around inside.
54!
Yeah, that place does not deserve "opolis" in it's name.
Man do I love midgets.
Weed, California is definitely misleading.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Depends who you know there I would guess.
Man do I love midgets.
I remember looking at the map when I was out to drive highways and saying "Hey, Cosmopolis looks pretty neat on the map"
Turns out it wasn’t
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
I love that area.
That much closer to Cannon Beach.
Man do I love midgets.
You're on my list now.
Man do I love midgets.
That is the best reply to anything. Rec.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 7:06 PM PST up reply actions
Oh no? What are you going to do?!
Gum my arm with your dentures?
I'm being owned again!
by Coach Owens on Nov 12, 2008 7:10 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
It's weird how crossing the barely perceptible line between Aberdeen and Hoquiam is like moving into another dimension.
The craziest people I’ve ever met were from Westport though.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 6:55 PM PST up reply actions
Really?
I was camping near Westport a few years ago, and the people there seemed nice..
Man do I love midgets.
Most of the people that are adults and live there are fine.
Everyone I know that grew up there was insane.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 7:02 PM PST up reply actions
That would make sense.
I’d probably have gone crazy growing up there as well.
Man do I love midgets.
The availability of speed coupled with the lack of things to do doesn't really help.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
I have a soft spot in my heart for Aberdeen, strangely enough.
A dear friend of mine gave her daughter Aberdeen for a middle name.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 7:13 PM PST up reply actions
I guess I shouldn't say strangely enough to someone that lives in Aberdeen.
You obviously like it well enough.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 7:13 PM PST up reply actions
It is undeniably Washington.
Whenever I feel like there is no provincialism left in the Northwest, I take a trip to GHC. It reminds me how singular and amazing this place is, and it reminds me of what made the life I live and love possible.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 7:20 PM PST up reply actions
Everbody who comes here says that. But I've lived on both sides of Myrtle street for years, and lately the craziness has blended together.
The Westport/Grayland/Tokland/Raymond area is like the forgotten castoff.
So what's the story behind Coach's FB profile picture?
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 6:47 PM PST reply actions
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My dear, the real question is who cares?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Insulting a mod will get you real far buddy
by Robert on Nov 12, 2008 7:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, I thought you weren't a sexy person!!!
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
I've tried not to jump on the whole you-bashing thing,
but this is the kind of thing that annoys people.
90% of the people involved in this thread are familiar with one another in at least some form. We understand a good deal of the inside jokes and LL-specific memes. You already act kinda needy and tend to jump into conversations to begin with, but you only compound the problem by trying to explain things to people who are more familiar with the conversation topic than you are.
You don’t seem like a troll, and I try to give you the benefit of the doubt, but seriously, take everyone’s advice: Slow down. Comment when you have something to add.
by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 7:56 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Pray tell?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Ahhh. Gotcha. The light at the end of the tunnel.
Good for you. Save a dance for me.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
We'll do the mashed potato.
We’ll do the twist.
by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 7:03 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
It would be funnier if Royalcurve was a guy.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 7:04 PM PST up reply actions
Do the other kids give you a hard time at recess?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Yes, please do tell.
Man do I love midgets.
You know what you should make?
Chocolate moilleux.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 7:12 PM PST up reply actions
http://fxcuisine.com/default.asp?Display=135
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 7:12 PM PST up reply actions
Not a fan of chocolate? How do you survive?
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
Just as it's easy to avoid Tom Cruise movies
(see yesterday’s opus) it’s easy to avoid chocolate. I just don’t eat it. My heart belongs to salty treats, savory snacks.
Still nope.
I do like salt and caramel though, which is why I love making salted caramel ice cream and caramel corn.
You and I are a lot alike.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Another thing I've been meaning to make is braised lamb shank with basil and sweet potatoes. Are you a vegetarian?
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 7:22 PM PST up reply actions
No, I'm not.
I cooked mainly vegetarian for 6 or 7 years, now I cook everything. Your dish sounds delicious.
I read this as "salted camels"
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 7:57 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Thousands of Arabs are suddenly angry.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Fogel, if you would watch them with me
(We’d need a witness or something so I couldn’t get arrested with anything) I would watch almost any movie.
We will start with Cocktail so we can all learn Coughlin's Law together
and we will finish with watching Get Over It again and again
I don't care
An evening with Fogel is worth it.
I’m going to make every recipe in the French Laundry cookbook starting this week…. that’ll be hard enough.
I wish I could ban you
why do I keep standing up for you?
by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 7:21 PM PST up reply actions
You stand up for me? I was unaware. Thank you.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
Because he's Fogel and he's glorious
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 8:53 PM PST up reply actions
Curiously enough, the phrase "raspberry beret" has never been used on LL until now
which is odd since it’s such a sick kickass manly man’s song
I've never taken French.
I’m hoping for one along the lines of the song you shared that I can’t find again.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 9:03 PM PST up reply actions
This bad boy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsrN3qxX2Yw&feature=channel
Quite possibly the greatest song ever?
No but it might beat the spanish let me show you my room song.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 9:05 PM PST up reply actions
?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fMxVTeASyk
but I’m telling you this song is so much better
Linky second.
Oh, a mashup of the french and spanish is wonderous
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 9:07 PM PST up reply actions
Whenever my wife hears this song
she just starts babbling and starts singing the chorus as “FRENCH FRENCH FRENCH FRENCH”. It’s quite comical.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Ok, I don't know french but I know this song is not appropriate for young ears
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 9:07 PM PST up reply actions
I love that band so much it hurts.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
What ever will we talk about when we get together for drinks?
It’s not like we have anything in common.
That's so funny!
My old roommate did some photo work for those guys. Do you know (or did you know) Wez Lundry? He used to do a skate zine called Pool Dust.
I read Pool Dust quite a bit.
I figured that since you lived in SF at the right time you would be familiar with them. They were really nice to me when my HS band opened for them.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
Who couldn't be nice to you.
Wez married Meg from Die Young Stay Pretty / Velvet Elvis, I think they live in Arizona now. Weird.
DYSP put out such great records.
It was especially flattering that they were nice to me because I was a 16 year old boy that had huge crushes on them.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
I'm so tired, but don't want to go to bed. I need entertainment.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
This particular night, I wish I could.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Is it just me
Or did he use the same tune as A Dios Le Pido?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 9:02 PM PST up reply actions
I think his accent went castellano
interesting for a Columbian.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 9:04 PM PST up reply actions
Now it's sadly simply a requisite to dance to techno all night.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 7:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This is either incredibly deep or just incredibly random.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 7:32 PM PST up reply actions
Need for speed the game vs. need for speed to go to a "rave."
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Remember when Valve was just some local, unpopular company?
Now they’ve made one of the most awesome games of all time. Valve= <3
I'm being owned again!
Hey Robert, you know what other words have different meanings?
(And I know that this will blow your mind) The words “You’re” and “Your”.
I'm being owned again!
Me too.
But Fraggle Rock came in the mail today, so I get to watch that tonight with my celebratory fancy beer. Could be worse.
The Nats could use him. Surely he could win 10 games with even the Nats and get to 300.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 7:33 PM PST up reply actions
Advice: comment 1/50th as often as you do now
by Graham MacAree on Nov 12, 2008 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
Where's mine?
You know I love them.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 8:55 PM PST up reply actions
I'm terrified that you're actually a mod
by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:04 PM PST up reply actions
Why is everyone so afraid?
Perhaps I have a new really cool feature in the works that will do nothing but increase LL’s academic standing.
I was a guy that looked at it once and got confused.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I just trust that Graham and Matthew are smarter than me
and will draw me pictures if I ever need an explanation.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I have run some complex projections and your advice to the future J/M/G regime will prove invaluable:
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb195/THIS_IS_JI/jeffie.jpg
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb195/THIS_IS_JI/frenchy.jpg
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb195/THIS_IS_JI/wlad.jpg
by JI on Nov 12, 2008 9:17 PM PST up reply actions
The French are a bitchy people.
Or so I learned in our anti-Frenchy day in Shakespeare class.
by JI on Nov 12, 2008 9:22 PM PST up reply actions
I have no fucking idea considering he was not exactly an A prospect (as evidenced by his first cup of coffee)
and then he turned into Pedro
by JI on Nov 12, 2008 9:22 PM PST up reply actions
I played on the hardest setting
but I got bored of having a negative $20m payroll each season.
My prospects developed much better on the hardest setting.
by JI on Nov 12, 2008 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
Invest some money in your farm system and scouting
by JI on Nov 12, 2008 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
Ya gotta wait until they are at least a (7x/xx) with a control rating of 70 or better
if they’re a pitcher
And if they’re a batter you have to wait until they are an 80 contact, or at least a 7x/8x/8x (P/C/E)
by JI on Nov 12, 2008 9:34 PM PST up reply actions
Does this cool new feature involve boxingTaylor H?
by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
Hey man, can I ask you a question, man?
What’s so funny ’bout peace love and understanding, huh?
(This is the funniest random question I have ever heard asked out of the blue by anyone anywhere.)
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
I'd go for one comment every 50 days
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Your boss sounds like a nice person.
Me? Instead of taking a vacation day tomorrow I’ll be sorting through equipment that needs to be thrown out. The stuff that doesn’t get thrown out I need to put into new cases.
I want an underling.
No I just get away with it because I go coco for coca pops during seahawks games
he tried to sneak me in last sunday and wont be making that mistake again.
Pardon the "hella"
I’ve been listening to a lot of Blue Scholars. It’s bringing me back to my 90s PNW slang.
I agree, but it tends to drive some people crazy.
Namely, my lady. I find it fun to terrorize her, though.
Hella reminds me of hecka, which reminds me of the nineties.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
Hecka is an even lamer version of fricking.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 10:44 PM PST up reply actions
I'm going to stab the next person who says "What the F" in a non-work environment.
Just fucking say it. Your mom’s not here.
It can be amusing if the right person says it.
That person has to have a guttermouth though.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 10:45 PM PST up reply actions
I just fully support swearing.
There are times I turn my filter on (work, hanging out with my conservative relatives), but if you’re already implying it, just say it. Fuck. It’s a good word.
Right but if someone that swears a lot censors themselves at the right moment it can be hilarious.
The unexpected nature of it is what makes it funny. I agree that not swearing for the purpose of not swearing is silly.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
I do an "oh EFF" once in a while.
I only cuss casually or in a reactionary fashion.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
Fuck shit piss motherfucking ess.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Although straight up, I've been punctuating some of my thoughts with "motherfucker" recently.
I put on Pumpkin Smash a week-pus ago and I put on my calendar as “MOTHERFUCKING PUMPKIN SMASH, MOTHERFUCKERS!”
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
Awesome motherfucking usage.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Disclaimer:
I use this around my 2-and-a-half year-old.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Fully understandable exception.
I think prohibiting language is futile. But at the same time, if I had a kid sitting next to me I would most definitely watch my mouth.
Fullymotherfucking bitch ass-hatch agreed.
Thank god the boy is in bed.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Think "So Whatcha Want" by the Beastie Boys.
That’s how I sing every song. It works really well for Beastie Boys songs. Not that well for everything else. But the Xbox is dumb and thinks I’m the shit.
1393 comments about nothing.
Well done, everyone. Commendable.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 9:34 PM PST reply actions
I mean really, right? If I want to take it, say, to H, where do I find that?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Sport Soup on Versus. Anyone seen it? It's kind of painful...
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
A new show on the Versus channel that resembles "The Soup," on E or whatever. Has potential, but kind of sucks.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
It's a cable channel where Iget my MMA fix.
I rep an MMA fighter who has won many bouts (from the old unsanctioned days). He’s looking to get back into it, and I’m looking forward to the money.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I am trying to figure out what MMA is without looking it up.
MMA…. MMA…. Nope, I’m coming up empty. I’m looking it up.
Mixed Martial Arts! I never would have gotten that one!
Mixed Martial Arts. UFC, WEC, Tapout, etc.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
They occasionally have college football games, too.
I remember watching a Boise State game on that channel and having no idea that it even existed. Just found it while scrolling through the menu.
They have a lot of MWC games
the MWC blows
by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 10:48 PM PST up reply actions
Bruins were on
I didn’t get into my go to sleep routine until just now. I’m actually gonna sleep pretty soon
by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
I think I also have misjudged the hour tonight.
I’ve been tired all day, so my body thinks it’s 4 a.m.
I had a bunch of 21-year-old kids over partying last night, so I’ve been dragging ass and feeling old all day.
To clarify that I'm not creepy:
Managers from around the state. My girl works for a pizza company, and they had their corporate meeting here this week or whatever.
Slamball is quite possibly the best sport of all time
and I would be thrilled if it somehow went mainstream
by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 10:49 PM PST up reply actions
I have a hard itme with it. So silly.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I love this seemingly random comment, and will meet you there.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
My night is complete.
I love you.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Is there an explanation behind this, or is it just a non sequiter?
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
Ohmygodyou'reback.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I'm trying to figure out if there's any betting pool or oddsmakers anywhere that do stuff bsaed on world events.
And I don’t mean the stock market, I mean more like social changes.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 10:57 PM PST reply actions
Betyoucan'tguesswhat'sgonnagetfuckedupnext.com?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
500 on loss of reply functionality
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 11:00 PM PST up reply actions
My mana is low. Blue warrior is in need of food.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
And yes, I realize the two jokes are incongrouous.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Reply fail.
That reply was for Carroll.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Do apostrophes even WORK in urls?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 11:03 PM PST up reply actions
N,o?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Goodnight LL, I await you tomorrow.
Alas, I am full of wine, and ready for a warm bed.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I shall be there, my friend.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by 

















