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OTDOD - 11-12-8 Nothing Left to Talk About Edition

There looks to be a shortage of topics, since we appear to have burned through our weekly allotment of topics in yesterday's OTDOD.

We have to conserve topics for the rest of this week, so today's topics will be all about me and my trip. Any departure will get a stern (read: no) reprimand, which will be roundly ignored as you continue to talk about whatever the hell you want.

Topics for today include:

  • What is there to do in a rural Mississippi casino besides gamble, drink, and selling electronics to hicks?
  • Interesting things to do when you're on a plane for over 12 hours in the next week and a half.
  • What is there to do in LV (for little to no money) besides strip clubs, gambling, drinking, and selling electronics to rich snobs?
  • Does anyone want any pictures of anything in either of these places? Keep in mind, they have to be in running distance of the strip.
  • Is there an app for BB that will let me participate in LL comment threads? Opera mobile crashes at the long-ass cookie that SBN tries to give you, the BB browser is more than useless, and neither let me log in.

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in Japanese slang:
Cops = poriko (ó actually)

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 6:35 AM PST reply actions  

You're going to go into LL withdrawls.

And yes, you can mock the locals in Mississippi. That’s more or less all I did.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 6:39 AM PST reply actions  

Probably.

But I’ll be busy enough during the day to make up for it.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 6:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I want a picture.

Of you with two half-naked midget-strippers standing in front of the MGM. Stripper gender is up to you.

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 6:46 AM PST reply actions  

They make those?

If so, I want that picture too.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 6:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure you could find some.

People like weird things. Las Vegas is a weird place, it satisfies a lot of markets.

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 6:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm thinking I might have to go into old town for that one.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok the location can be flexible.

But I want at least one crack pipe present in the photo as compensation.

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

If I go into old town, that'd be easier to find than the MGM.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Also,

I should note that I personally have never knowingly met a midget stripper. Just to be clear.

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Following the rules of LL,

I’m sure there is someone here who has.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I was going to guess that Thingray has probably met one.

But CGRob beat me to it.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm sorry...

Can I give you some business to atone for my gross carelessness?

On a sidenote, does anyone know where Thingray lives???

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Everett.

But I’m in quarantine until Friday. According to the doctor I have the latest, greatest virus that’s going around. That’s me, always on the cutting edge!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Chicks dig nasal drip.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That's the one thing I don't have.

Feels like strep, but the test came back negative.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice thing is,

after eight years of dedicated service to my company, they’re pissed that I’m missing four days in a row being sick, even though I have doctors orders NOT TO GO TO WORK until Friday because I’ll infect everyone in the office. I’m a litle pissed about that.

Then my assistant called me today because the computer system crashed, and our IT guy can’t be there until 8:30 tonight, so I can’t even chug some NyQuil and go to sleep and rest because I have to be available if he calls.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

My fever seems to have gone away,

I was up to about 101 yesterday. The sore throat is slightly better than it was too. Hopefully one more day off to rest an recuperate, then back to work to deal with the apparent hellstorm caused by my absence. Can’t wait until I’m gone a full week for my honeymoon.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck man.

That sounds crappy. You were missed around here the past couple of days.

by Sec 108 on Nov 12, 2008 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Does it count if you strip midgets?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Although I'm not sure if it was a stripper or not

I have some pictures taken of myself and a midget in Vegas when I was down there for my 21st. I don’t remember much of the circumstances, but she tried to molester me and there are pictures.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Given Thingray's stated fondness for midgets

I think that a picture of this nature would be right up his alley.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of,

I have pictures from my last vacation of the Roloffs when they were on the same flight as me. Talk about mean people.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing but didn't want to ask.

I thought I would just play it cool and Google them later haha.

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 7:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean,

I don’t think we are missing that much. It’s from a subthread about midgets. I don’t think this qualifies us as morons. Maybe behind on midget culture though.

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, woefully behind it seems.

However, I really am a dumbass about most things and have to plan my life accordingly; taking my dumbassery into account so I don’t perish in some spetacularly moronic fashion.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

It's some show on TLC, about a family of midgets.

That’s about all I know, I’m sure Thingray would be able to tell you more.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I am aware of this show.

Although I’ve grown tired of these particular midgets. “Little People, Big World” I believe it’s called. I’d llike it better if it was called “Little Midgets on the Prarie” or something.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

It’s amazing that I haven’t ended up there yet. Especially since the Army gives me lots of things that go boom.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

You know,

maybe if you’re ever home in the summer, you shouldn’t go to LL events. Cause I don’t want you to accidently stick some C4 under my truck or something.

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

haha!

I’ve actually never got to play with any C4. And now that I do Embassy duty, I don’t even have any guns anymore. Hell, I don’t even wear my uniform anymore.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

It's like they're

trying to save you from killing yourself. Anti-Kevorkian bastards!

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I was alone,I was all by myself

No one was looking, I was thinking of you
Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself
All by myself…
All by myself…
All by myself…

I went to your house,but no one was there
I went in your room
I was all by myself
You and me had
Such wonderful times
When I’m all by myself,
All by myself

by brayden04 on Nov 12, 2008 7:08 AM PST reply actions  

So I figured out why my program wasn't working.

Some changes to some files my teacher said we needed to make broke everything. GAAAAAAAAAAH. So many hours of debugging spent because she broke everything. Bleh.

54!

by joof on Nov 12, 2008 7:25 AM PST reply actions  

This is why females shouldn't program.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

3/5 of our CS proffessors are females.

Also, we have the only female professors in the engineering department.

54!

by joof on Nov 12, 2008 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

If you can't do, teach!

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

here = PGE

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting.

The row of cubes I sit in has DBA’s that have been here for 28, 34, and 19 years; the programmers in the next row average about 15 years. Viva quasi-government jobs!

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I think one of the most important things I learned

about programming in college — and believe me this one took me longer than it should have — is to not lend any special credence to anything a professor says. I dont think my profs have really programmed anything in years, they just like to read books and talk about it.

by FlaskInSafeco on Nov 12, 2008 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

What. The. Hell.

My computer just restarted itself. It wasn’t a typical hard crash. It actually shut down all the programs I had open (Firefox, Outlook, AutoCAD), closed my network connections, and restarted.

In my 16, almost 17 years of using a windows based PC, I’ve NEVER had this happen.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 7:43 AM PST reply actions  

Automatic updates?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

If the right setting is applied, they will.

XP SP2 did it by default at first, and it’s possible they did it for SP3 as well.

I know they started doing it for Vista, then people complained because the driver updates were screwing things up.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

They do it often, if set up wrong.

My sales manager’s computer auto updated itself a few days ago and restarted right in the middle of a deal. He was pissed

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you recently put on XP SP3 or Vista SP1?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

It's a work computer?

If you belong to a domain, your IT people could have switched the setting to make your computer auto-install and restart.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

They really shouldn't.

It’s something we grappled with here, and we ended up finding the settings to make it install the updates, and just bug people every five minutes until they do it themselves. It’s an option that bugs people, but doesn’t cause any lost work.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

We've got auto-update turned off where I work.

I simply come in on a Saturday and apply Windows updates by hand.

by BrianL on Nov 12, 2008 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yuck.

I’m all about easy for me. If it ain’t scripted or batched or programmed somehow, I find a way.

When I leave, a monkey could take over my job.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't answer what you should do on a plane for 12 hours

but I can say that if you have the money you should get a pair of these. They’re the best thing ever on airplanes.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 7:44 AM PST reply actions  

This is the brand/model you got?

Not bad?

I desperately need this product.

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup, I have these

and they’re amazing. Not quite as good as the Bose Quiet Comfort 3’s, but they’re also not $400 like the Boses. It’s amazing how much of a difference these make.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

A kevin_ess tag!!!

I believe it’s my first!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 7:54 AM PST reply actions  

Oh, and another answer for you....

What is there to do in LV (for little to no money)

Not a whole lot. Las Vegas is a reverse ATM – EVERYTHING costs a lot of money.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 7:55 AM PST reply actions  

BOTD...

Mixed green salad with bacon-wrapped pears.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 7:58 AM PST reply actions  

The bacon wrapped grilled pears are awesome by themselves.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

It's getting harder and harder to come up with these.

I may need to switch fares soon. Foreign dog recipe of the day?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Well duh!

It’s bacon, how could it not be delicious?

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I usually end up mad at myself for making myself hungry while stuck at work.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Splendid!

Hey, I bet you’d love a couple of crisp homemade ground beef tacos with all the fixin’s and topped off with Cholula, wouldn’t you?

Sorry, I have none at the moment.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

psssht

Cholula’s an entry-level hot sauce. Cook the meat with Dave’s Insanity, put Dave’s Hurtin’ Habanero on top, and you’ve got yourself a taco.

Now I want a taco.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I've actually got both of those sauces in my bottom drawer of my desk here at work.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

hurtin' habanero also makes nachos otherworldly good.

heating it up really opens the spices up.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn you.

I can’t see youtubes at work.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

If I could rec this 100 times I would.

This video is the only thing getting me out of bed today.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Faux, I don't think there's anything to do in LV besides the things you listed.

Nothing I’ve found, anyway. I tried to find a big old library on my last trip but I got swallowed by the casino.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 8:15 AM PST reply actions  

I know. I plan on taking lots o' nighttime pictures.

I hope I can fit my tripod in my luggage.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Spend the money to go to the top of the Eiffel Tower

there’s great photo ops from up there.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Gomez would be the person to talk to.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

This doesn't help me.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm still waiting for a BB version of Chrome.

With all those developers and money, Google’s a sure bet to come out with a better product.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds great

Not available outside the US. Grr!

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by MarkE on Nov 12, 2008 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I like it, but it's very similar to opera mini, at least back when I had a smartphone

(damn Britons… sorry, I’ll get over it one day).

It has a few more features than opera mini/mobile (Flash!), but for me, the page load times were a little longer with Skyfire.
It’s all about what’s going on server-side, it would appear – I hear great things about loading facebook or whatever on skyfire, but I just care about what can load a long OFFTOP at LL faster.

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

People watching is a lot of fun in Vegas

My wife and I like to sit back and make up little vignettes about what they are doing or thinking.

I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"

by mem on Nov 12, 2008 8:45 AM PST reply actions  

yes yes a thousand times yes

One of the best places to people-watch is at either the Bellagio or the Wynn. Here you have all this opulence, and all this…well, you can’t call it “class”, really, but there’s definitely a lot of money sloshing around, and all you see walking through the lobby and casino is people wearing fanny packs and neon sweats. It’s truly mind-blowing.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I get incredibly depressed when I'm in Vegas.

I just can’t get into it. The people make me so sad. It’s like 20% people having fun and 80% degenerate gamblers who look dead behind the eyes.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

When I was a kid

we used to visit my family in Reno a few times a year, and at Christmas we always stayed in a hotel because of the number of people at my grandma’s house. Even as a kid, I remember coming down in the morning to go to my grandma’s house and seeing people sitting at slot machines, then returning in the evening and seeing THE SAME PEOPLE AT THE SAME MACHINES OVER 12 HOURS LATER. This happened more times than I can remember, and it’s one of the things that made me not be a gambler. To this day I can play about an hour’s worth of blackjack and that’ll be all I can deal with.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

It really is quite the deterrent.

In college, I played some poker and bet a little on football. Then I started betting more. Nothing drastic, but I was always losing more than I was winning, yet I still loved it. But after a few trips to Vegas, I have zero interest in gambling anymore. I like having food and shelter.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I've just never had the personality for it

not just the “i like food and shelter” aspect, which is definitely there, but it’s incredibly boring staring at a slot machine for 5 minutes, much less all goddamn day.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

My mom plays nothing but slots whenever she goes.

I don’t get it either. Especially slots. I like to feel I have at least a modicum of control over how quickly someone takes my money away from me.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

NO SLOT MACHINES

ever, ever, ever

I’m a ridiculous degenerate whenever I’m in LV and I can’t remember the last time I spent more than five minutes in front of a slot machine without wondering aloud “where the hell is the cocktail waitress?!”

by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

They don't come around the penny slots too often. I don't blame them.

Last time I played dollar slots for about 5 minutes til I got a drink then went back to the pennies. I am a cheap old woman.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

There's a ton of stuff to do in Vegas that doesn't involve gambling though

There’s art museums, great food, and other things – you don’t have to spend a single minute in a casino if you don’t want to. I firmly believe everyone should see Las Vegas at least once – it defies description (and reason), and it’s pretty amazing, in an “oh my god I can’t believe they did this” sort of way.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I love Las Vegas....or more accurately, I love the idea of Las Vegas.

It’s really great that someone built a city just to have a place where normal rules don’t apply.
You can’t really blame Vegas if what many, many people want to do when certain societal strictures are removed is to stare blankly at an electronic slot machine.

The combination of tacky opulence, slots, and desert heat mean it really shouldn’t be my kind of place, and I suppose it’s not, but it really is different and, yes, special. I’m biased, of course, seeing as I got married there, but I will always have a soft spot for LV, even if I really don’t care if I ever go there again.

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

That's one way of looking at it.

If people want to be stupid, you can try really hard to not let them, or you can try to profit from it (or at least have a good time).

There may not be a lot of sense in debating this, given your stated ambition to become a dictator. For me, I just wish I owned a casino/sportsbook down there.

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Technically, I have been there once.

I was 5 years old, and we took a family road trip. We spent the night in Vegas.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Been twice myself

Very fun. Sat in the front row both times, too. Highly recommended

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to work there.

It gets worse for me every year, but you have to meet the people that live there successfully, they’re going to be the best of worst people, just because you can’t live in that town any other way.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

It'll be interesting this year

because LV has one of the highest foreclosure rates in the nation right now. I wonder if that will trickle down to what you’re doing? There are probably fewer people living there successfully than there were a year ago.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Surprisingly, most of the people we service come from inland/southern CA, and Asia.

As well as a smattering of others. We have very few locals.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Nov 12, 2008 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Can be an absolute degenerate

but I have more fun in LV than just about anywhere else in the world

by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

My friend is like this. Always wants to meet me there.

I’m like, “You live in Seattle, I live in San Diego. These are beautiful cities. You’re killing me.”

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm with you

I find Las Vegas to be an amazingly fun place. It’s the only place on earth where you don’t have to be yourself – the minute you get off the plane, the real-world you just says “I’ll hang out back here, meet you in a few days”, and you can do whatever the hell you want, in as much quantity as you desire and can afford. It’s fantastic.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

That's the beauty of LV

a typical weekend trip there ends up running me ~$400 when all is said and done, and I never regret a second of it.

But that’s also because I probably don’t remember the worst seconds

by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

See, I ALWAYS regret it.

I come home a few hundred dollars lighter and reeking of cigarettes. I feel dirty.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't have the guts for big-time gambling.

I’ll play poker with friends in a low-stakes game, but in Vegas, even at a $1-$2 game, I’m sweating buckets.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I set myself about a $100 gambling limit

and then I end up shifting most of that into the booze budget.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no problem sticking to it, thankfully

and that, honestly, is really more of an absolute max – I usually quit and go get really drunk if I’m down anywhere in the neighborhood of $250-$300. I just happen to run with really rich friends when I’m there =(

by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

This is about the way I play it, too.

I tell myself $100, but I know I can go up to $300 or so if I’m really having fun. But usually after losing $100 in 10 minutes, I’m not having fun. So I pull out another hundred and just go get drunk.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I like to separate my winnings from my bet.

I start with whatever I’ve budgeted for gambling at my left hand, when I win a hand I put everything above the initial bet on my right hand. When the left hand is empty, I take the right hand stack and cash out for the day. I’ve seen a few other people do this, I like it. Keeps me in check, that and leaving my credit cards in the hotel room.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm a black jack player

Whenever I sit down I cash in enough for 2 stacks of ten chips.. Whenever I win another stack of 10, it goes in my left pocket and never comes back out. If I lose the 2 stacks that are on the table, I walk. Works pretty well for me and I can generally walk away a winner, albeit not a big winner since I don’t have the sack to stay in and make the big bets.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Black for me also. I don't think I've ever played another game in a casino.

I’ve watched the craps table for kicks, but I’ll never put money down. I watch the guys that work the table, and there is no way I’m ever getting that quick figuring the percentages as they place their bets. Counting decks isn’t a big deal to me, but the speed those craps players move at, way too fast for me.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I too am more than a little intimidated by those craps players.

Every once in while I’ll get a bright (read stupid) idea and go try the slots. I swear I would get more entertainment out of just throwing a $20 bill straight into a trash can.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

You don't even get the one armed bandit action anymore.

Stupid button. Whoopeeee. I know there’s still an arm on the side, but for some reason a machine full of cogs and gears is more exciting than a computer algorithm.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Video slots are kindof a problem for me.

I will play penny machines once in a while, though. I put in $5 and see if I double it. If I double it, I take my money out and I put my $5 of winnings back in. I think I’ve been just about even on slots or maybe even a buck or two ahead.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

That's why I like these betting tricks so much.

A little mechanism to keep me from getting out of hand. Plus if I’m on a multiple day trip, it helps me stick to my daily allotment. The first time I went on a gambling weekend, I blew my stash in a day, and spent the rest of the weekend poolside. All those free drinks…

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

When I was young the sadist in me loved that look.

Now that I have responsibilities it makes me sad to see people piss their lives away like that.

by Sec 108 on Nov 12, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

The Left 4 Dead demo was released yesterday.

Holy shit, that game rules so much.

Thank you, Valve, for being who you are.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 8:51 AM PST reply actions  

I used to represent voice actors for some pretty cool video games.

The free games were definite perks.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

My friend used to do marketing for Ubisoft a couple years ago.

I’d get phone calls every couple of months: “You want the new Rainbow Six?” “You want the new Ghost Recon?”

I’m still pissed at him for quitting.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorta late on that, but I'll let you slide

Plus, I’m pissed that by time I got home I forgot to download it :/

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh my god.

So I’ve already made myself hungry antagonizing Marc W, then I go to the PI’s homepage and see this:

Although, holy shit – 1,254 calories and 84 grams of fat??!

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:29 AM PST reply actions  

What the shit is that?!

All I see is cheese and onion on a bun.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Chili sandwich from Johnny Rockets.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Great. Now I'm starving.

$20 dollars to the person who can think of and deliver the tastiest fast food meal!

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

$20 dollars.

Re-dun-dant.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Hi this is Rob

I’m calling from the Department of Redundancy Department.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

"It's out of here! A grand slam home run!!"

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish I had more than a 1/2 hour lunch.

I’d love to invite an LLer out for a bite. Alas…

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:34 AM PST reply actions  

I work in the medical realm, specifically in poisons.

Of course it was you.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I have always longed for the 45-minute lunch.

An hour is too long, and a half-hour is not enough. For me, at least.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Hour and a half is where it's at

15 minutes to get there, hour to enjoy your grub, and 15 minutes to get back.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Corporate America has its downsides

but I love the fact that I can take as long a lunch as I want. I still have to put in my 8-9 hours, but if I want to take a two hour lunch I don’t think anybody’d flinch as long as I get my work done.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too.

For two more days. While everyone takes me out.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

seconded.

But don’t ride the one at NYNY when you’re hung over. Nothing good will come of that decision. Trust me.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

yup.

We’d been out drinking until about 5AM, and had slept for about two hours when we decided it was time to forage for food/water. After water was obtained, we realized it was 10AM and we were bored; it was too early to start drinking again (remember, kids, I’m pushing 40!), so we decided to head over to NYNY. The roller coaster looked like a lot of fun, and it was – but I really wasn’t right for the rest of the day. Cold sweats, shakes, nonstop nausea, you name it.

Note that this did not stop me from repeating the drinking/debauchery on night 2. But it took me a while to get up to speed.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

KIRO moving forward with the all-sports push.

KJR is doomed

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:04 AM PST reply actions  

I think that's the plan.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

KIRO needs something to do in the three hours every day that isn't occupied by an actual game.

It sounds like they’re adding sports commentary and post-game analysis while moving their political and social commentary over to 97.3 FM.

by BrianL on Nov 12, 2008 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

This is exactly what they are doing.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

But I'd give anything for an FM sports channel, though it will never happen.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Never say never

There’s one in PDX, at 95.5 FM.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I've never actually listened to this station

I really, really hate sports talk radio. With a white-hot burning passion. I was just noting that it is starting to hit FM airwaves as well.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I've had it on once or twice

mostly because I’m waiting for a game to start, or I haven’t turned the channel after it has ended.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

there is no floor.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Taken in a different context, this is a very funny comment.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Or a Lookout Landing podcast.

One for the Sexy People and a weekly Off Topic round up.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Baseball themed food talk

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Schweaty Balls

OMG the dark side is so easy

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

as would I.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

This just gets better as it takes shape!

Maybe you could have the occasional guest chef on. Kevin on the All Bacon, All the Time episode. You could do a bit on how to turn rendered pork fat into lard. And I’m only joking a little bit, I actually want to do this, I hear it makes for awesome cookies.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll make carne seca

which is good in tacos and burritos and such.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

A big meet up, next spring. Outdoors, park maybe.

That would be a lot of fun, some tables, some grills, couple of coolers.
Also I found this recipe for pork cracklins.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I also fry a mean catfish.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

What about the nice catfish?

Are you being selective? Catfishist

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This is good news

It would be nice to have an alternative to KJR. I love listening to sports talk, but I hate much of our sports talk personalities. Maybe this will get some of the “sidekicks” at KJR to move so they can have their own shows. I’m talking Fain, Puck, etc.

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's what I'm saying

Should be a good start for the station. I just wonder if they tried to recruit them if they’d do it, specifically Fain and Puck. I think Groz would happily do it, even if Gas would have his feelings hurt

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Gas would get it.

I’ll bet Mitch’s boy will go too.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

That should be read as Gas would understand.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Guessed as much

And yeah, I bet Steve Sandmeyer (sp?) would go as well if offered. The sidekicks on the station will never get their own shows because nobody at the station will ever leave, either by firing or retiring. This gives them a chance to take a step up

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

One of two started at KIRO

NY Vinnie will surely make his return

by Robert on Nov 12, 2008 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Aww, fuck. Say no to mushmouth.

We already have one fat loud sports guy in town.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

You hush right now.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

You crack me up!

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Crap, I meant to ask Matthew how that bag of Blue Mountain Coffee turned out.

The coffee talk would have been worth at least 50-75 comments. I’m actually interested in what he thought of it.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 10:06 AM PST reply actions  

haven't opened it yet.

I’m not really a coffee drinker

by Matthew on Nov 12, 2008 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Bummer.

I’d give some weight to anybody that goes back for seconds on royalcurve’s pulled pork sandwiches, as far as taste goes. This reminds me, I need to get a stone grinder.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

have you ever made indian food?

I’m looking for a good daal curry recipe.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

Now I need Indian food for lunch.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I had this for dinner last night

it’d been a while since I’d had it – I had to swear off it because it’s all I EVER used to order. But I had it again last night and damn it’s good.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Live in that area of the world for a year

You’ll get sick of it real quick. Oh wow, curry again? what a surprise! Blech.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

QUIT TALKING ABOUT LUNCH!!! I'm dying here!!

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

My nothing in the nowhere

Is reminding me how hungry I am. I haven’t eaten since my Hot Dog lunch yesterday. I need food

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Just because I'm a jerk

I just finished the last of my world famous chicken and spinach enchiladas. They were delicious.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Go to hell

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

That is not, in fact, convenient

Because it is incomplete. I will still follow it and use it at some point

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it's not at all convenient

but I don’t know how to make them thar fancified links so folks’ll just have to cut and paste.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Type the word "link" or anything else you prefer

Highlight it, and then click the little picture of a chain. Paste the link, et voila!

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck. Yes.

I’m way more proud of myself for this than I likely should be.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Glad I could help

Now as payment, make me some of these enchiladas and bring them to me at my work

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Coming right up.

Though I doubt they’ll survive the 2 weeks it will take to get there from here via the mail.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

The Enchilada Rocket is still in development

last time they tested it it killed 400 people in New Mexico.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 10:58 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

THat made for a good laugh

I visualized a giant enchilada on a launch pad, and couldn’t control my laughter

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I couldn't even make it to the visualization part

As soon as I read the words Enchilada Rocket I lost it.

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

You must think highly of starving since you capitalize it

And I am also very hungry. All this food talk in these threads drives me crazy

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not really a fan, to be honest

It sucks, too, because I constantly forget to eat, and go long periods of time between eating.

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

God dammit.

Me too.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

So, BrianL, I had a dream inspired by your Toto video yesterday.

It was an awful performance, but instead of Toto, it was Simple Minds. They were playing to a mostly empty convention center type meeting room. They were getting booed, yet they were still trying to get the audience to sing along with “Don’t You Forget About Me”.

It was sad.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 10:38 AM PST reply actions  

That sounds like an awesome dream

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I also had another dream about an aging early-90s rocker.

He was a cool enough guy, but his hair is what made him awesome. He had long hair (probably midway down his back) parted in the middle, and a neckbeard that was so long that the hair was perfectly straight. The head hair on each side of the part was hair-tied to half of the neckbeard.

It’s hard to explain without a visual, dammit.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 12, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

This is an incredible visual

I always urged my friend to grow his beard way out and style it into a face shield by using hair gel and pulling the beard up in front of his face

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

That's what I thought.

I did well enough though by getting him to not shave or get a haircut throughout the duration of my ex being pregnant. This guy’s hair grows fast as hell, and he looked like he’d been on the streets for years by time baby was born. Then we had a backyard shaving party and fucked up all his hair before shaving it bald and letting him start from scratch

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

The hazards of chem lab glassware

I don’t think I’ll be writing much for the next few days.

by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 10:43 AM PST reply actions  

Burnt hands, or tons of small cuts?

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh dear.

I almost wrote “oh my”. But you can see why I didn’t. But then I just did, so….

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Well then

That’s not at all what I was getting at, and I’m unsure how you’d make that connection. That would have been an incredibly odd comment for me to make though, which makes me laugh

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

One big one

the blood/pain ratio was pretty awesome, though. I did pretty well for myself, all things considered.

by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

He did it on purpose

Jeff is an emo and he cuts himself. Were you listening to angsty music while you did it, Jeff?

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh Jeff.

I hope you got to go home. That’s scary.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I went to the store where you bought it, I think.

(Keg and Whatever in the College Area?) I was there just to look around and asked the dude about the Utopias. He said the owner buys a case every year.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

The next case of six comes in February

I currently have their last two bottles in my kitchen.

by Jeff Sullivan on Nov 12, 2008 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Still haven't tried that.

But I’m starting to agree with your thesis on stouts being infallible.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, we do.

And no, never tried it. I believe that’s the beer I bought Matthew when I met him, so I know they have it at Toronado. Lemme know.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, at Jeff's.

We also split a Deschutes Abyss at Toronado which might be what you are thinking of.

by Matthew on Nov 12, 2008 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I had to get my finger nail removed from my middle finger one time (nasty bowling injury)

The gauze they wrapped it with bonded to the flesh where my finger nail used to be. I couldn’t remove it, and when I called the doctor they told me that all I needed to do was soak my finger in a mixture of HOT WATER AND SALT. It hurt. A bunch. Moral is to make sure that somebody can help with stuff, because self mutilation is tough to do

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Like a man!

No, seriously, I had bowled a weekend tournament in a bowling alley that didn’t have air conditioning. 12 games in two days. My finger swelled up like you wouldn’t believe, and the nail ended up like a hangnail, although it was simply from the swelling and friction of bowling. 2 Days later, it was infected and I had to drop the nail to fix it

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

That's all I have in my kit at home.

They were 10 for $10 and I let my son pick them out. I have 8 boxes of Spider Man band-aids on hand. Fun stuff

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of which

Can you bring any really cool chemicals up to seattle?

by Robert on Nov 12, 2008 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

And I'm out.

Need to hit the sack so I can wake up at 1:45am for the Blazer game!

by coolguyrob on Nov 12, 2008 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

What a way to go

Wife killed by dead husband’s coffin

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:09 AM PST reply actions  

Not a huge shish kabob fan

but those look delicious

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't believe,

that I’m sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

You're thinking of Kelly Lynch, right?

She was good in Drugstore Cowboys, but her magnum opus was, of course, Road House.

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I remember what the deal was.

She put a hat on a bed, and Bob blew up. Bob hated her and thought she was useless, so she OD’d on dilaudid. Something like that.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Naw, Heather Graham. She was the one that od'd (suicide?).

James LeGross’s gf. They had to sneak her body out of the hotel while it was full of cops, buried her in the woods. Either she was about 17 when they filmed that, or she’s lying about her current age.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh, I swear I read or saw her comment differently recently.

Probably just a re-run of something from a few years ago. She said she was 32, and I flashed on D.C. I haven’t watched that movie in years, I’m suddenly feeling the need to dig it out, one of my all time favorites.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

government organization

public funding

I’ve noticed that too when looking for low level jobs at the U of Missouri

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Woo I am off work in 2 hours!

And don’t have to come back until 2 on Friday! This is how they trick us into thinking we have 2 days off, by giving us 48 consecutive hours off

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 11:59 AM PST reply actions  

Bahahahahaha! Oh that sucks.

They pulled crap on me in the army. Vacation time included the weekends and holidays.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't mind it much, really.

Doing what I do, it’s ok to be in the store 6 days a week because I can lay the groundwork for the days I’m here all day.

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Last night I opened it

called in some food for pickup, waited 10 minutes, drove the 5 minutes to pick up the food, picked up the food after waiting in line for 5 minutes, drove back for 5 minutes, came in, ate my food for like 8 minutes, and the thread was only halfway loaded

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Does your computer use one of those old punch card systems?

That’s painfully slow. I feel sorry for you. Is everything slow on it, or just here?

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Just loading giant LL threads

Otherwise it works like a champ

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Works fine for me

Little slow for a second, but then it gets going. Worked here at work on the Macbook, and at home on my Thinkpad

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

My laptop at home loaded it just fine

but this computer has been known to freeze when I submit a comment at the same time the auto update feature kicks in.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Has anyone ever been to the four corners?

Is it cool?

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 12:32 PM PST reply actions  

You mean the 4 states, right?

Or do you mean the area between maple valley, black diamond, and kent? Because the latter is not cool at all

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That's because that's the only place that has food choices

It’s not a bad place at all, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to go there. If I didn’t have family all over out there I wouldn’t go too often at all

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget the Safeway Deli...

One of the few places with less food selection than my own neighborhood. I couldn’t live out there because I’d have to drive 30 minutes round trip to get food

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

No kidding.

When I was making daily drives out there to drop off/pick up my kid, if I got hungry, I got to choose from McDonald’s. That sucks

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Too often I have, that's what I was saying.

Mom used to live in Black Diamond, so I drove there from Renton everyday. I know a girl that used to be manager there, so I had no problem eating there back then because I got a discount.

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The 4 states

I’ve been to the other 4 corners several times- it’s kind of a nice junction now that they rebuilt it but not worth the trek

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely not worth the trek

It’s just a junction area, planted between 20 minutes of empty road in each direction

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, definitely not worth it

it’s kind of in the middle of nowhere without much around, and the novelty of going WHEE I’M IN TWO STATES AT ONCE is really quite lost after about two seconds.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I've done that on the NC-TN and the ID-OR border

Not that exciting

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. Just last sunday I was in four states on the same day.

If there were anything around the four corners, it might be different – this seems like it would have been cooler in the 1950’s when there was nothing interesting to do, read, or watch, but nowadays it’s lost even the quaintness factor and it’s just oddly pointless.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

What the fuck are you talking about

That reconstruction was the biggest pain in the ass of all time

by Robert on Nov 12, 2008 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but it looks so good now

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It was fucking horrible, wasn't it?

Traffic backed up for miles coming from Renton, fucked up roads, unusable turn lanes… Thanks for reminding me of how shitty that was.

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Wonderful

Sometimes we can be so selfish

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by tootthekazoo on Nov 12, 2008 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You might as well draw a cross in the sand in your backyard and say four states connect there.

That’s about as exciting as it is. It’s not like a natural wonder or anything.

by Wilder. on Nov 12, 2008 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm debating my route to Missouri

I am avoiding interstate highways as much as possible and if I’m leaving from Idaho I’m trying to decide whether to take US-30 to US-275 in Fremont NE down into Missouri or to take US-89 south to Tuba City AZ and then US-160 east into Missouri

The latter would take two days longer since I’m only driving during daylight so I can get photos of the road signs

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I've never been to southern Utah/Colorado either

Is there anything there?

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I do like scenery

I’ll probably go the US-30 route though just because cost is a large factor and I’d like to have some cash leftover when I get there so I’m not running up my credit card without a job

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

There's a Wal-Mart distribution center in St. George.

And plenty of retirement communities.

Oh, but the airport is really cool and scary at the same time. It’s on a plateau and you can’t see the end to end of the runway because the landscape is so wavy. But if you don’t know where you are, you might fall off the edge of the plateau 20 yards over the next hump.

by Wilder. on Nov 12, 2008 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap if you're in that part of Nebraska

go here. Seriously, it looks square but it’s totally awesome.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That actually looks pretty cool

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

it does indeed.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a blast.

My dad grew up in Minden and my grandmother lived there for a few years towards the end of her life. There is nothing else remotely interesting within 200 miles of Minden, NE, but Pioneer Village is amazing. It’s worth the trip alone.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I wonder if they're hiring

That would be a sick place to work

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

If. like me, you were going to a bar tomorrow night

and you only had time for one beer, maybe two, which of these would you choose?

Terminal Gravity Bar X Stout (if it even HINTS at having a coffee flavor, I will despise it)
Walking Man Crosswalk Wheat
Fort George Vortex IPA
Ninkasi Sleigh’r
Stone Vertical Epic 08/08/08

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

Sleigh'r

Like you, I’m worried about coffee tastes infiltrating my beer.
Vertical Epic is a great idea, I just would’ve liked 07/07/07 better. Reading the description of this year’s isn’t giving me a lot of confidence that it’s something I’d like. (But man, I need an 07/07/07).

Don’t know anything about Fort George brewing, but I’ve had Ninkasi stuff, and the Sleigh’r looks pretty damn nice.

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

Hearty disappointment. The 05 was great.

by Matthew on Nov 12, 2008 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you have the '07?

How did it stack up? Of course, it’s probably pretty difficult to find any of the old years now.

You’re aging quite a few beers; have you tried the ’05 recently? How did it change?

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't like it at all.

Haven’t tried any of the older ones, though.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't like coffee flavor, no matter how subtle

so if it doesn’t taste of coffee I’ll definitely consider the stout.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Good to know on both counts.

I need to drink more stouts, but I always end up drinking ones that have coffee influence in them and that’s disgusting.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I just learned why I don't like stouts

The only ones I have had have had the chocolate/coffee flavor

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It's really too bad I despise the taste of coffee

because it closes off an entire branch of really good stouts.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the taste of coffee

Just not in my beer

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sexy without math.

And I’ve got a silly amount of cookies anyway. Screw you all.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I do.

But I shall not forsake my integrity.

(integrity = hating to fly)

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I just get miserably bored.

I can’t handle not being able to get up and walk away.

The planes are annoying, but honestly, being in an airport and waiting for a plane is even more painful.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The only way to fly is to own one's own jet

so, since I can’t do that, I drink heavily and pay for upgrades when I can.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I drive whenever possible.

Give me a five-hour drive to Vegas or a 45-minutes flight, and I’ll drive every time.

I’d rather be on the road with my jams than sitting next some sweaty fucker snoring on my shoulder.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

Unless I was afraid for my life.

by JI on Nov 12, 2008 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

What on earth is a Belgian Mild Stout

I’m getting mixed signals here…. a stout (but only kinda) flavored with coriander, using wild yeast? WTF?

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Imagine a darker, creamier Belgian Brown.

Not a lot of spice. Belgian in origin, but stylistically unique.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he has to be on the grounds that nobody would pretend to be him

He’s not nearly funny enough

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I've seen coach try to be funny

and he can’t even do it convincingly as himself, much less as someone else.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems probable.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

There should be a poll.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

To be honest,

we like you better when Red has you in a headlock.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually I've been sick since Sunday.

And I doubt you guys will find me on FB, but there are some good detectives on here.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I gave you guys credit for being detectives,

I just don’t have much info on my FB, so it would be hard to link to “Thingray” even if you saw it.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Cry me a river

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope an Arthur Hamilton fan

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You know who's awesome?

Anthony Hamilton. He did the American Gangster soundtrack.

Indie.

by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

neat

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 6:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I do

 Coach >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Taylor H

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Coach is the man

You’re a crazy motherfucker

Taylor H is just annoying

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

And this "amusement factor" being....?

What? Unintentional comedic posts? Haha?

I'm being owned again!

by Coach Owens on Nov 12, 2008 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

As a male, this is a strange thing to say

but Neko Case, hands down. If I had to pick a male voice, I’d say Craig Finn or Elvis Costello.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

but on the other hand

being able to wail like Rob Halford or Bruce Dickinson has a certain appeal as well.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm. As booze-soaked raspy voices go, it's about 1/100th of a Mark Lanegan

Finn’s a great, great writer, but….

You could not get teh chix by singing Billy Joel songs in Finn’s voice, unlike the other suggestions here.

Your mileage quite obviously varies….

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I was trying to use something that would get zero chicks on its own

to isolate the effect of the vocals.

Maybe I should have gone with Dimmu Borgir or, don’t hate me ac, KARP.

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point

but I’ll take Finn’s rasp over Lanegan’s – and I LOVE Mark Lanegan. Finn’s rasp is hopeful, Lanegan’s is beat-down and sad. This makes for good songs, but I personally prefer the Finn approach.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd like to meet this woman.

And not in a creepy way, just… that’s really interesting. Maybe I should’ve gone with something weirder…BTPNLSL?

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

She is not a fan of Mr. Plague's voice, no.

And some of the vocal melodies that KARP uses on their later albums are pretty nice. I think it’s more of a Big Business/Melvins thing though.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

you know she just passed away, right?

This made me sad.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Patten

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

So was I.

Oh, and if I couldn’t have Roslie’s (because There Can Be Only One), then I might take Eric Bachmann’s from his Archers of Loaf days, not the new Crooked Fingers voice.
I would not get the chicks, but it would make me so very happy.

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm considering Billy Joel.

I’d like to get through “River of Dreams” without difficulty.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

that would be cool.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ethyl Merman

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Dylan, Nelson, Vedder and Young.

The next super group.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I've always thought Stevie Nicks and Eddie Vedder should write a duet.

More incoherent than Yellow Ledbetter.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Tough for me to joke about,

Yellow Ledbetter is one of my favorite songs of all time.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Great song, but:

Annacoool annasay annadon wannabay ammmafleeblaaagahblaaah.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Vedder has never been known for his enunciation.

And my cat just head-butted me in the jaw. Ouch.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point.

If I remember correctly, this one was actually funny though. Unfortunately my youtube links never seem to work.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was a bad idea to introduce so many new regulars at the same time.

Kumar is fine, Taub can go away, and 13 is a huge huge drag on the show; she came out of nowhere and she’s basically a less likable version of Cameron (if that were possible) and she gets crazy amount of screen time . I’ve disliked virtually every 13 heavy episode since she was made a regular.

by JI on Nov 12, 2008 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This is one of the most pleasurable offseasons I can remember in years and years.

Ever since ‘02 it’s been downhill for me as a fan, and bringing Bavasi in to replace Gillick was a big letdown for me. Zduriencik being here makes these off season moves a hell of a lot more interesting to follow than I can remember. And a lot more interesting for me personally than even watching the M’s play since about mid-June. Maybe even as far back as last year.
This is a nice feeling.

by dpseadv on Nov 12, 2008 2:44 PM PST reply actions  

True enough

but there are certain assumptions that can reasonably be made from a post like that on occasion.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Then HAAAHHAAHAHAHAHA!

It’s important for him to know that I haven’t been able to do this to him basically ever, and he never fails to laugh at me when I’m down.

by marc w on Nov 12, 2008 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Me personally? Sixth grade spelling bee.

Arsenal? FA Cup a couple years ago. I’m sorry, but I just can’t be interested in the Carling Cup – there’s too many other competitions that are far more interesting to me. I’ve always thought that the Carling Cup should be open to non-Premiership teams only, and the prize for winning it should be a UEFA Cup place.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

If you do this

and you happen to see a guy there that looks like a taller, skinnier Dave Mustaine, stop by his table and say hi. His name is Mark, he’s a Stoke City fan, and he’s one of my best friends.

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn skippy.

I got into them when they were in the Premiership and everyone had fancy kits and their goalie was awesomely slummin’ it in sweats with the team ads on them.

by James F'n X on Nov 12, 2008 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

This might be late, but they cancelled King of the Hill?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

This is very sadly true.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Cleveland Brown is being written off family guy, moving to Virginia

and theoretically has enough personality to be his own show- The Cleveland Show

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not gonna lie

The first four seasons of Family Guy were pretty good, it’s too bad they abandoned all concepts of character and story to tell a bunch of non-sequitar jokes that got old very quickly. South Park was smart to abandon the OMG the killed Jenny, and the Chef songs, and the I learneds before the became insufferable.

by JI on Nov 12, 2008 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

So Mike Judge 0 and Seth McFarlane will get three identical shows?

Fuck- Cleveland better not be just a nother lame version of Family Guy

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It better be

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT?

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by Corco on Nov 12, 2008 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

explain

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by pdb on Nov 12, 2008 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats!

Getting a new job and/or a hefty raise is one of the best feelings in the world.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

So I ended up deciding to work my OT today instead of tomorrow

so I can work a regular day tomorrow and still get paid OT woo!

by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 4:32 PM PST reply actions  

So Portland v Heatt isn't even fair.

We have at least 4 people taller then their tallest player, and are just bullying them around inside.

54!

by joof on Nov 12, 2008 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

Weed, California is definitely misleading.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

I was camping near Westport a few years ago, and the people there seemed nice..

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That would make sense.

I’d probably have gone crazy growing up there as well.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Nov 12, 2008 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Dewey N on Nov 12, 2008 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

My dear, the real question is who cares?

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by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I've tried not to jump on the whole you-bashing thing,

but this is the kind of thing that annoys people.

90% of the people involved in this thread are familiar with one another in at least some form. We understand a good deal of the inside jokes and LL-specific memes. You already act kinda needy and tend to jump into conversations to begin with, but you only compound the problem by trying to explain things to people who are more familiar with the conversation topic than you are.

You don’t seem like a troll, and I try to give you the benefit of the doubt, but seriously, take everyone’s advice: Slow down. Comment when you have something to add.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 7:56 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Pray tell?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what you should make?

Chocolate moilleux.

Indie.

by .Taylor on Nov 12, 2008 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a beautiful dish

But I’m not a fan of chocolate, sadly

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Just as it's easy to avoid Tom Cruise movies

(see yesterday’s opus) it’s easy to avoid chocolate. I just don’t eat it. My heart belongs to salty treats, savory snacks.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Still nope.

I do like salt and caramel though, which is why I love making salted caramel ice cream and caramel corn.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You and I are a lot alike.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Fogel, if you would watch them with me

(We’d need a witness or something so I couldn’t get arrested with anything) I would watch almost any movie.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I've never taken French.

I’m hoping for one along the lines of the song you shared that I can’t find again.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 12, 2008 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That's so funny!

My old roommate did some photo work for those guys. Do you know (or did you know) Wez Lundry? He used to do a skate zine called Pool Dust.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I read Pool Dust quite a bit.

I figured that since you lived in SF at the right time you would be familiar with them. They were really nice to me when my HS band opened for them.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Who couldn't be nice to you.

Wez married Meg from Die Young Stay Pretty / Velvet Elvis, I think they live in Arizona now. Weird.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

DYSP put out such great records.

It was especially flattering that they were nice to me because I was a 16 year old boy that had huge crushes on them.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Now it's sadly simply a requisite to dance to techno all night.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 7:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I am so confused by this post.

It’s so non-sequiter, I’m just going to rec it.

54!

by joof on Nov 12, 2008 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too.

But Fraggle Rock came in the mail today, so I get to watch that tonight with my celebratory fancy beer. Could be worse.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Basketball and football just don’t cut it. :(

by darmok on Nov 12, 2008 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is everyone so afraid?

Perhaps I have a new really cool feature in the works that will do nothing but increase LL’s academic standing.

by Robert on Nov 12, 2008 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The French are a bitchy people.

Or so I learned in our anti-Frenchy day in Shakespeare class.

by JI on Nov 12, 2008 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn it.

And I’m still pissed that Micah Owings is gone.

by darmok on Nov 12, 2008 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

My falsetto gets me hella points in Rock Band.

But I don’t think I could pass for a princess.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Pardon the "hella"

I’ve been listening to a lot of Blue Scholars. It’s bringing me back to my 90s PNW slang.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It can be amusing if the right person says it.

That person has to have a guttermouth though.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 12, 2008 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I just fully support swearing.

There are times I turn my filter on (work, hanging out with my conservative relatives), but if you’re already implying it, just say it. Fuck. It’s a good word.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I do an "oh EFF" once in a while.

I only cuss casually or in a reactionary fashion.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck shit piss motherfucking ess.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Although straight up, I've been punctuating some of my thoughts with "motherfucker" recently.

I put on Pumpkin Smash a week-pus ago and I put on my calendar as “MOTHERFUCKING PUMPKIN SMASH, MOTHERFUCKERS!”

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Nov 12, 2008 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome motherfucking usage.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Disclaimer:

I use this around my 2-and-a-half year-old.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Fully understandable exception.

I think prohibiting language is futile. But at the same time, if I had a kid sitting next to me I would most definitely watch my mouth.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Fullymotherfucking bitch ass-hatch agreed.

Thank god the boy is in bed.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to hear your falsetto

I also don’t want to hear your falsetto.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Think "So Whatcha Want" by the Beastie Boys.

That’s how I sing every song. It works really well for Beastie Boys songs. Not that well for everything else. But the Xbox is dumb and thinks I’m the shit.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Sport Soup on Versus. Anyone seen it? It's kind of painful...

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:34 PM PST reply actions  

A new show on the Versus channel that resembles "The Soup," on E or whatever. Has potential, but kind of sucks.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh.

I love The Soup, but have never heard of Versus.

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a cable channel where Iget my MMA fix.

I rep an MMA fighter who has won many bouts (from the old unsanctioned days). He’s looking to get back into it, and I’m looking forward to the money.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I am trying to figure out what MMA is without looking it up.

MMA…. MMA…. Nope, I’m coming up empty. I’m looking it up.

Mixed Martial Arts! I never would have gotten that one!

by royalcurve on Nov 12, 2008 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Mixed Martial Arts. UFC, WEC, Tapout, etc.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

They occasionally have college football games, too.

I remember watching a Boise State game on that channel and having no idea that it even existed. Just found it while scrolling through the menu.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Bruins were on

I didn’t get into my go to sleep routine until just now. I’m actually gonna sleep pretty soon

by seattlebruin on Nov 12, 2008 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I also have misjudged the hour tonight.

I’ve been tired all day, so my body thinks it’s 4 a.m.

I had a bunch of 21-year-old kids over partying last night, so I’ve been dragging ass and feeling old all day.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

To clarify that I'm not creepy:

Managers from around the state. My girl works for a pizza company, and they had their corporate meeting here this week or whatever.

by Teej on Nov 12, 2008 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Betyoucan'tguesswhat'sgonnagetfuckedupnext.com?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 10:59 PM PST reply actions  

Reply fail.

That reply was for Carroll.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

N,o?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

.com

fuck you 2.0.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Goodnight LL, I await you tomorrow.

Alas, I am full of wine, and ready for a warm bed.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 12, 2008 11:13 PM PST reply actions  

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