OFFTOP of the Moment 10.07.02008
Let's all take a moment and celebrate: THERE ARE NO MORE ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now if the Dodgers could just go down...
Now, some topics to keep us off-topic:
♥Why the hell can I not win at Pathwords?
♥Cars with parental controls--thoughts?
♥This scares the shit out of me
♥Will this help sb or just confuse him more?
♥Fuck my legs--how do I stop from hurting for days after playing soccer?
♥What are you reading right now, and how many books (that you actually own) are in your queue?
♥Speaking of sexy, apparently women want it all.
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I thought that tag said "Brians are also sexy" and was confused
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 7:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or wishful thinking on your part.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This suggestion is terrible.
I don’t go for significantly older women.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm disappointed that this was the best you could come up with.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, I left that wide open.
It’s like you just fouled off a pitch right down the center.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That should not read as an enticement to try to do better.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I expect good things from JI.
Even when it comes at my expense.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think people were surprised by the use of the word "doodle"
and the tone that it sets. You’re not normally Ned Flanders.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Horse cock was to far in the other direction.
9=8
by JI on Oct 7, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that is a tough line to walk
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only way to not have your legs hurt
after you play soccer is to play soccer more. Then your muscles will be conditioned and you won’t get sore. Other than that you’re fucked.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 7:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm realizing this as I limp through the hallways.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When my legs ache
I like to put them up in the air. I put my legs in the air and then scoot my butt against the wall making a ‘L’ against the wall. I lay like that for a few minutes, letting the blood get out of my legs. Then after a few minutes I bring my legs down and lay flat, sort of shaking my legs out. I find this method helps a bit with muscle ache.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mmmhmm
The only other things you could do is A) really stretch, for maybe 20-25 minutes. The kind of stretching that sucks, like it’s borderline painful. It actually really helps, if you can deal with the pain. B) get one of those hard massages. But those are effing painful. I hate that stuff.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heating my legs before I go cycling works wonders for me.
Hot water bottle is a quick one, or if I have time a heat pad. Especially for my knees and quads, works great. I’ve never played soccer so I’m not sure if it would help with all the start/stopping action.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Oct 7, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I'm reading
My Losing Season by Pat Conroy. I’ve already read it, but it’s one of my top 2 books.
Next time I’ll make a big response instead of several individual ones. Cause now I feel like a jackass.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 7:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I always start my morning by making three comments in the OFFTOP
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's better than tea.
And where’s your happiness scale you lazy bastard?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't need to post it every ten seconds
maybe I’ll toss up a graph later.
Or, more specifically, make a graph, get someone else to host it for me, and then post it
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, things just keep getting worse for
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 7:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No thanks.
I’d like the O-Line to give me more than a half-second to make a decision in the pocket.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but imagine the amount free stuff you get
if you play D-1 football!
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not the most exciting place,
but there are worse places to go to college. Pullman is pretty damn fun during the school year, at least in my experiences.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corco is in Tacoma so you're likely closer to him now than you would be there.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be honest the proximity to Idaho scares me.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a fair point.
Plus you’re a guy, I don’t think Corco would go for you.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're implying that Corco has standards?
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not when it comes to women.
So…unless BrianL looks like a girl…I think he’s safe.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you think BrianL looks like a girl?
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bahahahaha I almost posted that
but I resisted. I’m glad someone else did
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the worst suggestion in LL history.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That has the potential for sitcom hilarity.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm surprised you made it half a season without him telling you you're a massive douche
and not realizing the incredible irony of it all
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We could have made it a whole season
but we were airing on FOX.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The sitcom is already unbelievable as it is.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The writers want to introduce me as Robert's comic foil
then give me a spin-off show next season.
I hope I get a cool theme song.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I live within 25 minutes of the state line and there's no need to be frightened
until you reach small town Idaho
9=8
by JI on Oct 7, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
all though Athol is a great name for a town
9=8
by JI on Oct 7, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was born in Idaho so it's awesome.
Seriously, though, Pullman’s not a bad place to live at all.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell, D1 anything
my roommate was a track guy (not even one of the stars or anything) and he’s got an entire closet full of unopened UCLA branded adidas stuff
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's sweet.
I mean, I got quite a bit of stuff (a full athletic duffel bag every year plus a couple warm-up suits) but not quite like the PAC-10, Big East and ACC guys I know got.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They don't have someone on the team that's remotely passable enough to be the emergency quarterback?
9=8
by JI on Oct 7, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone's hurt and if the guy is just going to run the scout team, it's a waste to make an otherwise potentially useful player prepare to be the scout team QB
it’s not like this guy will get a scholarship or anything
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just finished "A Well Paid Slave" which is a book about Curt Flood.
Currently, I’m reading “Foul Ball” which is written by Jim Bouton (of “Foul Ball” fame). It’s about his efforts to save an old ballpark.
The next book I’m (finally) going to read is “Ulysses” by James Joyce. It’s a book I’ve been meaning to read since high school, but I tend to read a lot more non-fiction than fiction, so it’s been put on the back burner for too long. I’ve never read a Jim Joyce book, and I’m going to finally be able to satisfy my curiosity about him.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 7:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"A Well Paid Slave"
is a great book. I really liked it.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did too.
I didn’t know much about Curt Flood the man before reading this book. I only knew about Curt Flood the symbol.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same as me. It was all before I was born
so I didn’d experience it. But man, that guy made some serious sacrafices for today’s ballplayers.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of Jim Bouton, I have no idea how to pronounce his name correctly.
Is it “boo-ton” or “bow-ton” (as in the bow of a ship, not a bow tie)
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's Boo-ton
But I’m not sure why I believe that.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Boo-tawn, actually
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I pronounce Boo-ton
and Boo-tawn the same.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you're clearly not
from the East coast and, therefore, don’t sound like a complete jackass.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I spent 4 years on the East coast
and thank God every morning that I was born and raised on the West coast.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My dad went to college in New York
and Boston. Thankfully all he picked up was a complete disregard for lines and the inability to be polite to waitstaff.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would not be able to eat out with him.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd just be afraid of spit (or worse) in my food.
I try not to fuck with people who handle my food.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is two thousand pounds of something
a ton or a tawn?
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he assumed
you meant tahn, rather than tuhn.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A ton of course.
but to me there is no discernable difference between Boo-ton and Boo-tawn.
The problem here is that I didn’t phonetically spell Bouton to your liking. I think if we were in the same place and both said Bouton at the same time we would say it the same.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've never read a Jim Joyce book?
I thought he just called balls and strikes.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also tend to read non-fiction over fiction.
I attempted about a page of James Joyce, got frustrated and gave up.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy non-fiction too,
but the best fiction book I have read is “The Power of One” by Bryce Courtenay. I love that book.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure I could name a favourite book.
It would be like saying I liked one of my children the best. Or so I imagine.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I eagerly anticipate anointing one of my children
as my favorite. I expect this to serve as motivation for the other, more slacker, children.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You will have a healthy family life.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering that I haven't seen that video or heard that song since I was 5,
for a while I was convinced these were the actual lyrics to the song.
by Double06 on Oct 7, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could read what I want to.
Instead, I’ve been reading nothing but cert books and manuals. My current queue:
- Cisco VOIP exam study guide
- Cisco SSL VPNs
- Mac 10.4 & 10.5 Tech exam study guide
- MCITP Windows Server 08 Set (4 books)
- MCTS Vista
- RHCE Red Hat Certified Engineer study guide
*About 10 manuals for software and hardware I will expect to install in the near future
And I have yet to read the dozen or so planning and density books my cousin sent me for my birthday in May.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Oct 7, 2008 8:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just finished King Dork
and now I’m onto Irish travel books. Gleaning bits and pieces from all of them for the trip.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 8:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you just going to Ireland or both Irelands?
Also please steal me a Guinness glass to make up for the stolen one I broke.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is only one Ireland
but zomg no politics. Even Oirish ones.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're spending a week outside Galway
Then renting a car and spending the next 3 weeks in different cottages / apartments all over the country. Will definitely steal you a Guinness glass.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Galway is awesome.
Are you heading to Kerry at all?
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes! On our way to Cork. Should we allot extra time?
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absogoddamnlutely
Kerry is the best part of the Republic. I’m biased, because I have family there, but go to Dingle and you will never regret it. Killarney Nat’l Park is really cool, too.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Done. Thank you, pdb.
Kerry and Dingle, moving up the list.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After Dingle you should go to Berry.
I hear it’s awesome.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha I thought this
but refused to write it.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pip
How was the Portland Sigur Ros show? The Seattle one kicked ass!!!!
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 7, 2008 8:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ehh...
They sounded GREAT live, but their song selection kinda sucked. I wasn’t a fan of the album “Takk…” and they played the majority of songs from that album, while only playing maybe 3 songs from the new album, two from “Agaetis Byrjum” and only ONE from my favorite album, “( )”.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See I like Takk
And I only really like 2 of the songs on the new album which were the 2 they played at the end “festival” and “Gobbleigook”
And finishing off with Untitled 8 just caped off the night perfectly.
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 7, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is the best concert closing song I've ever heard.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just wish people would stop clapping 3 minutes before the song ended.
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 7, 2008 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thankfully that didn't happen last night.
Though the crowd almost ruined Saeglopur by doing exactly that.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually watched the opening band thinking it was Sigur Ros
Because I didn’t really know what they looked like and they started off with one of the intros for Sigur. I was slightly confused when they got up and left after 40min.
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 7, 2008 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, that band SUUUUCKED.
I think they were called Parachutes, or something like that, but they sounded like a piss-poor Sigur Ros cover band.
Did they sit down on stage during their final song in Seattle? What the fuck was that?
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See I remember seeing them in the Heima Trailer.
and I was in the very back so I couldn’t see there faces. Overall I thought they were ok. But their lead singer wasn’t anything to write home about.
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 7, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he was off-key most of the time.
And the girl couldn’t sing a lick, and her violin was out of tune. Plus, their music wasn’t anything I haven’t heard 100 times before.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is hilarious
http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/10/sigur_ross_attractive_nothingness
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 7, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
David Schmader is an idiot
and the Stranger is a big pile of meaningless hipster snark masquerading as news. I’m not surprised that he didn’t know what band he was or was not seeing.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's so sad how much respect their political commentary gets
given their talking heads are closed minded, agenda driven and generally don’t know what they’re talking about.
by Gomez on Oct 7, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome.
I haven’t read the Stranger in probably five or six years. Nor the Weekly. The Stranger, moreso, is run by nothing more than cliques of idiot hack writers who could never find honest journalistic work. This review is yet another glaring example of their ineptitude.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Week in Review, and I Anonymous.
The former usually makes me laugh with all the dark humor, the latter sometimes is a gem, at worst the smallest dose of Jerry Springer I can tolerate without gouging out my eyes. The rest is parakeet cage liner.
And whats with the movie reviews? It’s like a bunch of eight year olds, they have to explain the entire movie just to demonstrate their opinion. But the movies listings are probably the most accessible in print form in the area.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Oct 7, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Having formally been an agent for actors for six years, and of course a musician,
I can tell you their reviews of local music and live theatre are complete horseshit. It is the most pandering, cliquish, popularity contest I have ever seen. Somebody has a buddy in a shit band, but lo and behold, the Stranger strokes them as the new Pearl Jam, wink wink. Same with theatre. I have seen some HORRIBLE productions (thankfully comped) that the Stranger has highly recommended due to their friendship with people in the play.
The magazine has no redeeming qualities. It’s not even nice enough paper to wipe with.
And believe it or not, my band has never received a bad review from them.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember Kathy Wilson?
Murder City Devils. I could never figure out who was dating her from her reviews. But holy cow she loved that band. Her column was more a fanpost for their last performance than music review column. Terrible.
Not that I’ve read many good reviewers/critics anyway, I turn to a few trusted friends for their opinions. I suppose most people operate that way from comments I read.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Oct 7, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kathleen Wilson was the most annoying part of the Stranger for years
and that’s saying something. All she ever did was write about her nights at the Cha Cha with her hipster doofus friends, and about the MCD. Now, I’ll excuse some of that because the Devils were/are awesome, but still.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed - Kathleen used to goosh about us as well, but she would always show up to shows drunk and make a fool of herself.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's your band again?
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, she's the next Pat O'Day. Classic drunk in her day.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Oct 7, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was *incredibly* annoying, and I held it against MCD for years
Which was totally unfair, but hey, there you go.
(But the were pretty damned awesome, and now I don’t feel like a Cha Cha wannabe douchebag for saying so).
by marc w on Oct 7, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate to say it
but their political commentary runs exactly the same way.
by Gomez on Oct 7, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really dislike it when I recieve an email that says "use this folder for the project!"
and I have to reply “what project?”
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 8:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What, no response to my link for you?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard that sb-baiting is legal in a JI/Robert/NOLA/Fagel administration
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And yes, it would be nice if my phone controlled my email
just wait until I get a Blackberry, then I’ll have the last laugh!
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blackberries are pointless.
Tiny, tiny buttons and most phones will do exactly the same for a lot less.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife has a Blackberry and she can never put the fucking thing down.
She calls it her “Crackberry”
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm on my 3rd Blackberry (my boss works for T Mobile)
And I keep giving them away because after a few months I always get sick of them. I’m phone spoiled.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just finish Team of Rivals
and starting Anna Karenina. I have way too much free time.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 8:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I finally read Anna Karenina last summer.
That book is epically awesome.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read War and Peace
last year. I figured I might as well go for the other Best Novel in the History of Mankind™.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
War & Peace was fantastic.
But I think the best part of finishing it was not having to lug that hardcover behemoth to work on the metro everyday.
Dosteovsky’s Brothers K is still my all-time fav, followed by Les Mis
by DCMariner on Oct 7, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have never read this. I'm going to read it this winter I think.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I won't lie, it took me a long time to read it (somewhere in the vicinity of 3 months)
but it was totally worth it.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should elaborate:
I read, on average, about 3-4 hours per week.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should read more
But I putter too much.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been reading The Great Deluge for months.
It’s massive, and I’m slow.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 8:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But such a great read.
I cried, multiple times, from frustration and from sadness. But then again, it’s different being down here and seeing these landmarks on a daily basis, and seeing that they’re still a mess.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is a fantastic book.
I just read really slow (editor slow), so big books like that are quite a task for me. But he’s a stellar reporter.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to USA Today, Kenji Johjima was a Type-A free agent last year
Instead of draft picks, we get three more years of suck valued at $24M =(
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 8:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, there were 25 Type A relievers
and 17 Type A starters.
God people are stupid
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nate Silver is on Colbert tonight
I am so fucking pumped
by spike07 on Oct 7, 2008 8:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cool!
I love his ZOMG NO POLITICS website.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how Dave referred to him as the SABRhead of the politics world.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Oct 7, 2008 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it sad that I know him more
for the ridiculously awesome election analysis stuff?
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping he'll use the fame he's getting in the political arena to push for some commonsense in baseball stats.
“I’m a minor god with the polls, you should listen to me about wOBA.”
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Oct 7, 2008 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is awesome.
I shall record it. 538 is a pretty awesome site.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's probably a good thing you don't edit other peoples writing for a living then, huh?
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have the same problem with English that I always had with Spanish:
Good grasp of grammar, usage and style — with the vocabulary of a 10-year-old.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should put our Spanish skills together then.
I have an expansive vocabulary and absolutely no idea how to use anything beyond the present tense and “voy a”.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I studied Spanish for six or seven years, but it's been about five years since my last class.
Living in San Diego helps, though, because I can practice by reading billboards as I drive to work.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And by talking to people on the street
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or is that just a Rancho Bernardo thing
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I practice by chatting with the men who hang out at the pupusaria.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's more prominent in the northern part of the city/county.
Where I live, if you see someone just chilling on the street, it’s probably a prostitute.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
North County!
or in my case, Riverside County!
God Riverside County sucks. I need to move back to SD.
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh BrianL
If you leave FG I’m going to find you and kick your ass.
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 7, 2008 8:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's easy to find
Just hang around Matthew’s apartment.
by Gomez on Oct 7, 2008 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John and I talked.
You might want to talk to him specifically about what came up.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You on IM?
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 7, 2008 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
email addresses are so 1999
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 7, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:Facepalm:
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 7, 2008 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You damn kids and your electronic communiques.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should teach people how to fix them better
effing IT people
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
send me a email to jbergsma14@yahoo.com
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 7, 2008 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On second thought I remembered that I like scruffy
He will live.
by Robert on Oct 7, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CORCOA T YOUR FUCKING SERVICE
BITCHES- I’ll do this anonymously though
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 7, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah you might want to get a mod to scrub that.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Oct 7, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's quite easy, actually.
When my boss asked me if I wanted text messaging on my phone I said “No, because I don’t want people sending me cryptic helpdesk requests in text-speak.”
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've given in, even though I think it's obnoxious and almost always unnecessary.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer it to actually talking on the phone.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's so much less obnoxious than a phone call.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a bit cold for me.
Plus it’s sad to see people I respect write “lol” and “omg” and other such lovely expressions.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have had that beaten out of me. I capitalise, apostrophise and other such wonders.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me, too. Which makes it take even longer.
I bought a phone with a QWERTY keyboard, so at least I don’t have to hit every button three times or depend on T9 to know what I’m talking about. But it’s still a bit cumbersome.
Then again, I think we all have certain friends that we’d rather not talk to on the phone if possible.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It takes a lot of effort to type a message on that numeric keypad
by Gomez on Oct 7, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can text left handed without looking at my cell mouse
so screw you, new California cell phone law
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
texting while driving is the dumbest thing you could possibly do
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the dumbest thing you could possibly do while actually operating a vehicle
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There apparently is no floor while driving either
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just gonna start denting cars as they pass
when they almost hit me because they don’t watch where they’re going cause they’re watching their fucking phone
by Gomez on Oct 7, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bought a fancy Bluetooth earpiece, and trying to turn it on when my phone is ringing is probably more distracting than holding the phone to my ear.
That said, the law is probably a good idea.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a Bluetooth bias. I think they look pretentious and snooty.
I avoided getting one, and I make fun of people who wear them.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only wear mine when I'm driving
the minute I’m out of the car it’s off my head.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got a sun visor mounted bluetooth speakerphone I use in the car.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The people who just wear them all day in case they get a call should be cock-punched.
But for cars or even just walking around the house, it’s pretty nice. That way both of my hands are free for cooking or playing video games.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WaMu's teeming with them now that the FDIC/JPMC has arrived
by Gomez on Oct 7, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a WaMu customer, I was pumped to have access to more ATMs,
but then I realized Chase doesn’t exist in California.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're going to expand
Part of the reason they bought in was to take WaMu’s West Coast market share.
by Gomez on Oct 7, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why can't you
turn it on before you get into the car, then turn it off when you exit the car?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I do.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get a phone call while driving about once a month.
My commute is about five minutes, and my friends are all much more inclined to text-message.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am planning on making sure my next car has integrated bluetooth
so I can put people on speakerphone like my roommate used to do and have hilarious conversations in the car
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Peter King of all people had an interesting phone-related run-in over the weekend
I’m surprised I’m not sitting in a Jersey jail today. Last Wednesday, just after 6 a.m., still dark outside, I drove along Grove Street toward Route 3, the main route to get from my house to Manhattan. (I’ve got a 7-10 a.m. Sirius NFL Radio shift in midtown Manhattan each Wednesday.) As I drove, suddenly — like when a deer darts in the road and you’ve got to swerve to avoid it —I saw a man in a dark suit in the road with his eyes focused on something in his hands.
As quick as I could, I hard-tapped the brakes and veered to the left. The man never budged, never looked up, never acted like there was a car or another being in his planet. I missed him by 20 feet, maybe.
With my heart racing, I was fuming at the idiot and relieved I hadn’t killed him … and then I realized: This jerk was crossing a busy thoroughfare, sending a text message or reading his Blackberry, totally oblivious. And even when a car clearly came close to him, he was so mesmerized by the idiot-box in his hands that he paid it no heed. This is the third or fourth time some fool has been crossing the street without looking up as I’ve driven by, but the first time it’s happened in the dark.
Can we please wait ’til we get to a sidewalk or a bus stop before texting or locking onto the crackberries?
by Gomez on Oct 7, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reading right now
Still finishing up Don’t Get Too Comfortable; just bought The Brief Wondrous Life Of Oscar Wao and Traffic: Why We Drive The Way We Do And What It Says About Us.
Working a 10 minute walk from Powell’s gets expensive.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 8:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Don't Get Too Comfortable worth the read?
And every time I visit my parents I collect at least six new books. Thank goodness I don’t work near Powell’s.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I think it is
it’s not quite what I was expecting – it’s a fairly disconnected series of essays on similar topics that don’t seem to tie to a coherent narrative just yet, and I thought that all the essays would be intertwined more than that – but it’s definitely interesting.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After doing some research to follow up this comment
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/10/6/629556/10-6#9234658
I’ve discovered that Jeff shares a birthday with the following notable people
Lee Harvery Oswald
Mike Ditka
Jean Claude Van Damme
Ne-Yo
Alex Cora
Keith Jackson
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 8:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I share a birthday with
Noah Webster
David Ben-Gurion
Goose Goslin
Angela Lansbury
Tim McCarver
Flea from RHCP
Manute Bol
Kordell Stewart
Paul Kariya
John Mayer
Sue Bird
Anthony Reyes
by Gomez on Oct 7, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All the talk about sitcoms up above in this thread got me to thinking....
wouldn’t YOU watch a sitcom centered around Angela Lansbury and Manute Bol?
Maybe with David Ben-Gurion as the quirky neighbor?
I would watch the hell out of that show.
by marc w on Oct 7, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And SB's list produces a gritty, cinema-verite take on the odd couple
Starring Mike Ditka and Lee Harvey Oswald.
(narration by Keith Jackson, of course).
by marc w on Oct 7, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
David: So, tall boy, when are you going to show me the corpses?
Bol: What
David: I know you have Nazi corpses in the backy-
Bol: Bite a dick [slams door]
by Gomez on Oct 7, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I share a birthday with:
Matthew Bellamy
Trevor Bolder
Patricia Cornwell
Johnny Depp
Michael J. Fox
Josh Hamilton
David Koepp
Jackie Mason
Mitch Mitchell
Les Paul
Peter the Great
Cole Porter
Natalie Portman
Aaron Sorkin
Dick Vitale
Fred Waring
Mae Whitman
Jackie Wilson
Charles Wuorinen
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would like to share other things with Natalie Portman =(
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think I've ever met a girl who didn't say that
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She'sa cutie, but her arms and legs are oddly short.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too skinny for me to want to share anything other than a conversation.
However, she his naturally skinny, unlike many of the tanorexics that inhabit Hollywood.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keira Knightley?
BTW, I have a girl friend who doesn’t think Jessica Alba or Jennifer Love Hewitt are all that attractive.
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would agree with her.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thirded.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jessica Alba yes. JLH ugly.
Keira is beautiful but also too skinny.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every time I hear the name Jessica Alba
I think of Mitch in the goddamn fucking awful Morning.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looking at that list, it's no wonder I'm a musician!
Matthew Bellamy (lead singer, Muse), Trevor Bolder (Uriah Heap), Johnny Depp (Badass), Mitch Mitchell (Jimi Hendrix), Les Fucking Paul, Cole Porter, Fred Waring, Charles Wuorinen.
Not a bad list of musicians. Art is all we Geminis have!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I share a birthday with...
1985 Michelle Trachtenberg (actress)
1967 Luke Perry (actor)
1962 Joan Cusack (actress)
1961 Steve Young (singer/songwriter)
1957 Dawn French (comedian, actor, writer)
1955 Lindy (Linda) Boone (singer)
1953 David Morse (actor)
1950 Andre Woolfolk (musician)
1948 Daryl Hall (Hohl) (singer)
1937 Ron Leibman (actor)1
1932 Dottie (Dorothy) West (Marsh) (singer)
1925 Elmore Leonard (author)
1921 Linda Stirling (Louise Schultz) (actress)
1918 Jerome Robbins (Rabinowitz) (director)
1906 Charles Revson (cosmetic mogul)
1844 Henry Heinz (catsup & pickle mogul)
1884 Eleanor Roosevelt (First Lady, delegate to the UN)
DARYL HALL BITCHES

by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't bother posting who I shared a birthday with
the most notable one might be BJ Novak
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A few I share with:
Adam West
Joe Morgan (oh god)
Jim Abbott
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Oct 7, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Notables sharing my birthday
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ray Spencer (go Villa)
Ian McKellen
Gordon Smith (ZOMGNP)
Mike Myers
Stacy London
Miguel Tejada
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ralph Waldo Emerson?
I swear if I find you in the afterlife I will kill you again you goddamn hermit.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wait I'm thinking of Henry David Thoreau.
Nevermind, Ralph. You’re okay.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why so much hate? They both have good things to say and bad.
It will serve you well to glean what is worthwhile from the message rather than discount the whole thing.
by Sec 108 on Oct 7, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough then
I took AP English for 2 years in HS. I’m glad I did because I never had to take it in college.
by Sec 108 on Oct 7, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walden, with the possible exception
of Moby Dick, is the boringest fucking thing I’ve ever had to read for an English class.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except no case whatsoever.
Neither Walden nor Moby Dick are incredibly boring reads.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You, madam, are the wrongest person in the history of wrongness.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dr. Wrongenstein, I presume.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Likely true, but not for this reason.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walden is an indulgently hypocritical self-hagiography
and Moby Dick is so dense and obtuse that any sort of compelling plot or character elements are completely subsumed in pointless verbosity.
Just my $0.02.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
indulgently hypocritical?
How, exactly? Did Thoreau go around deforesting lakes his whole life before writing Walden?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but every Friday night or so
he’d stop by the Emersons’ for a good old home-cooked meal—so I guess the message was life by your own means, except for when you don’t feel like it.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does "life by your own means"
preclude having friends, or sharing time with them, though? Does that automatically mean you have to be an ascetic hermit?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[sorry, that was supposed to be "live" rather than "life."]
The basic premise of the book was that he would live by himself, cook for himself, shelter himself, and survive by himself for two years. He conveniently forgot to mention the hot meals and nights spent at Emerson’s house.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe this is a Captain Obvious thing,
But every single person you will ever meet in your life is NOT 100% congruent.
We are all hypocrites at some level.
by Sec 108 on Oct 7, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not everybody
writes a book for the specific purpose of describing how awesome they and their personal philosophy are.
But yes, everybody is a hypocrite, including (especially?) Thoreau.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure that wasn't his specific purpose
It’s been a long time since I’ve read Walden, but from what I remember it wasn’t shot through with OMG I AM TEH AWESOME LOOKATME writing. I’m pretty sure he wrote it to EXPLORE his personal philosophy, and record the outcome, rather than an insight into some sort of ego trip.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, interpretation is subjective, of course.
No doubt that was what Thoreau intended to write, but I still ended up thinking of him as a bit of a long-winded douchebag.
Note: I’d forgive the hypocrite stuff if Thoreau’s writing style was at all interesting and compelling, but c’mon, you don’t needed to spend page after page writing about a fucking ant battle—I get the metaphor, buddy, now please just move on.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hm
The tag fuck my legs can mean things far different than you intended.
- I have not played Pathwords and will need to try it tonight, but I will say that I finally defeated the Hard Level at Desktop Tower Defense.
- People need more discipline.
- Spend more time walking and running. Your legs will hurt less over time.
- I am leafing through poker books that I’m writing reviews for… at the bookstore, of course, because I’m cheap and can put them back when I’m done.
by Gomez on Oct 7, 2008 8:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I walk five times a week in preparation for my marathon.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sleep 2 hours every afternoon
in preparation for my napathon.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the benefit of having all toddlers on Team Slobber.
I get them all trained to nap from 1-3 so I can snooze too.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need a nap after being out too late last night.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A lot of times I"ll stay up late just because I know I'll get a nap the following day.
It’s easy to get stuck in a cycle like that, and makes mincemeat of my sleep cycle.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if we could play Taboo in the OFFTOP...
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 9:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't Taboo kind of require speaking?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We could do it with typing!
Just no time limit
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been crawling through the ceiling at the office today.
I am so goddamn tired of running CAT5 places. Either don’t do it, or pay someone to do the entire goddamn office.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am a sad panda.
At least we’re all rooting for the same team now, right? I don’t have to avoid LL anymore this postseason.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Oct 7, 2008 9:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even though you are a sad panda, at least you are a sad panda who got to be in the postseason
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, that is true.
But it’s a different kind of sad to keep getting your ass kicked by the Red Sox in the ALDS.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Oct 7, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most of us are.
And at least you’re not a panda shooting rainbows from your mouth.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flickr is awesome.
But they stole it from Katamari Damacy.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Oct 7, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh.
Justine Bateman, Seal, Jeff Daniels, Smokey Robinson and Copernicus share my birthday.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 9:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing this was a failed reply =(
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figures. That's always my cue to do some actual work. Later!
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No no no no no
work is stupid, LL needs it’s OT regulars!
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've decided to do a combination.
I’m sort of working, sort of fussing around here, and making pretzels.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cannot wait to try that recipe.
I’m thinking tonight is the night.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You will have to make about 100.
I have made 6 batches since Saturday and have none left. I delivered most to friends at work, eaten too many and had requests for more.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've got someone on your list who has Lupus.
That’s something.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I share a birthday with:
1646- Gottfried Leibniz (mathematician)
1804 – George Sand (writer)
1906 – Estee Lauder (entrepreneur)
1915 – Willie Dixon (musician)
1916 – Olivia de Havilland (actress)
1934 – Jamie Farr (actor)
1934 – Sydney Pollack (film director)
1942 – Andrae Crouch (singer)
1945 – Debbie Harry (musician)
1950 – David Duke (politician, KKK member)
1951 – Fred Schneider (musician, B-52s)
1952 – Dan Aykroyd (actor)
1956 – Alan Ruck (actor)
1961 – Pricess Di
1961 – Carl Lewis (athlete)
1967 – Pam Anderson (“actress”, model)
1971 – Missy Elliot (musician)
1971 – Jamie Walker (athlete)
1972 – Claire Forlani (actress)
1975 – Sufjan Stevens (musician)
1977 – Liv Tyler (actress)
1982 – Justin Huber (Mariner, woo!)
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 9:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Justin Huber's with the padres
JON Huber used to be with the M’s.
My birthday/M’s connection is to the legendary Brian Falkenborg.
by marc w on Oct 7, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My birthday connection to the M's
is the legendary “Fuck you Woody Woodward you traded Randy Johnson and Jose Cruz, Jr. on my birthday!”
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My turn!
Greta Garbo
Harvey Haddix
Lita Ford
Ryne Sandberg
Toni Kukoc
Jada Pinkett Smith
Lance Armstrong
James Gandolfini
Dee Dee Ramone
Frankie Avalon
Samuel Johnson
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Oct 7, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I haven't thought of Toni Kukoc in FOREVER.
That guy used to kill the Sonics.
by Phildopip on Oct 8, 2008 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice list!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 8, 2008 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sitcom idea for Paul's list:
A reinvention of “Perfect Strangers” with Kukoc as the ‘Balki’ character.
Who does he live with? Dee Dee Ramone, naturally.
He’s always trying to get the Ramones to include these folk songs from the Island of Mepos, and ultimately Johnny Ramone tries to kill him. Dee Dee then incorporates samples of Kukoc’s Meposian lullabies into a hip-hop concept album about globalization.
by marc w on Oct 8, 2008 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If anyone wants the 2009 Prospect Insider
a $15 donation to the PI paypal account gets you one.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 10:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's occurred to me that leather is not always necessarily better than cloth
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 10:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was hellbent on getting a leather interior the last time I was car shopping.
Then I realized that I’m lazy and maintaining leather is harder than cloth.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can you be hellbent on getting leather anything?
This seems an usual thing to be hellbent on. Then again, I don’t like it simply because it smells funny and you stick to it on hot days.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rob Halford
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't even have to click on that link to know what it is.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would hope not.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still really want that Altima, but the dealer offered me 12K for my 6
TWELVE FREAKING THOUSAND!!! Oh well, I am going to list my car online tonight and if I sell it… I will have a loaded ’08 Altima coupe to drive around in… with integrated bluetooth!
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It will be later tonight
if I can get my camera to work
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There used to be this great aggregate internet site called Reddit.
Then it got taken over by conspiracy theorists. Now it sucks.
I hate the internet.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 10:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Digg is full of Reddit's retarded castoffs.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Digg had promise when it started... for like 5 minutes
by Gomez on Oct 7, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The problem with the Internet is it allows people to use it.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Exactly.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed. This has been known since the days of IRC.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to moderate on a fairly large IRC channel.
Ye gads there was so much stupid.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did too, for about a day.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thankfully I started modding right after 1337-speak had died off in internet culture.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I was in the middle of all of that - though luckily my channels refused those morons.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now IRC is a dead medium.
I couldn’t be happier.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It blows my mind that people still use it.
I occasionally have random people ask me what my IRC is, and I look at them with a blank incredulous stare.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Need pumpkin help?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 10:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's really quite funny
My wife’s gone for two weeks. I started mentally compiling a list of things to do while she’s gone – things she doesn’t want to do, movies to watch she doesn’t want to see, stuff like that. She’s been gone for five days now, and all I’ve managed to do is lie on the couch drinking beer and watching baseball, which I do when she’s home anyway. I think tonight might be movie night, though.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know for a fact that is not all you have done.
by Sec 108 on Oct 7, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I have done outside of some legendary quantities of drinking and whatnot
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and just for the record this past weekend would have happened even if she was in town
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's always envious when I go to bachelor parties
she’s so not a girly-girl that she always gets annoyed at bachelorette parties, because of all the stupid games and t-shirts and stuff. She just wants to go get hammered and go to….well, go be entertained, and the bachelorette parties she has been to have been not at all like that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good god tell me about it.
Idiotic games. This is why I prefer to plan.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I came back from my bachelor party in Vegas
she asked me how it was, and I told her some of it – she just kept saying “Dammit, I should have gone to your party, it sounded so much more fun than mine!”.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was the opposite for me
I am pretty sure my wife had a much better party than I did. Of course my biggest issue is not remembering much of mine.
by Sec 108 on Oct 7, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember enough of mine to know it was fun
but there are many specifics that elude me to this day.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paintball and stripclub for me.
Party games, then a male/transvestite strip club for my wife.
I think I won out on mine.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope my friends have enough sense to realize that I do not want idiotic games.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weekend in Mexico with margaritas on the beach!
Attention the one other woman that frequents this joint!
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mexico as a concept is one of my favorite places ever.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not as much hammock and margarita.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I'm finally going to try and get into hockey this year.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hockey isa fine sport, but unless I am at the arena
it’s hard to be asses to care about it.
9=8
by JI on Oct 7, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would be a hockey fan
but the Canucks’ logo is pathetically dumb looking and I can’t bring myself to root for a non-local team.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me, too.
But it’s SOOOO much better in person and I don’t know of a hockey team within 60 miles of me.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Oct 7, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SENS bandwagon is full
Maple Leafs are like Ottawa lite though
by Robert on Oct 7, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Done and done!
My (late) dad had a place down in Mexico. It’s ours for the taking!
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep! Puerto Penasco.
Pretty touristy, but very pretty. And serviceable margaritas.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's an area that I've never been but would be perfectly willing to partake of a beach house.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I'm saying.
He also has (well, I guess I have it now, in a way) a 2 room schoolhouse cabin in Wyoming. That’s probably not quite as high on my list though.
by royalcurve on Oct 7, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Puerto Penasco was my favorite place in Mexico
Until they started to develop it.
by Sec 108 on Oct 7, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame the U of A students
They like to go down there for drugs and underage drinking.
by Sec 108 on Oct 7, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because no one drinks underage at U of A, ever
they throw the best root beer keggers of all time though!
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hilariously saddest place on my campus--
Smith Pit: sub-free and all-girl.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate it when
students are into drugs and underage drinking—it’s just so cliche.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it's so hard for us 30-somethings to drink underaged these days.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I turned 21 over the summer.
Drinking just got less interesting and more expensive.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once you empty your soul and rid yourself of loved ones, drinking becomes easier.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
70 bucks the other night for a total of 9 beers
by Robert on Oct 7, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youhave to find someone to buy your drinks.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only women I buy drinks for
are my good friends. Friends that are girls, I’m not calling my good friends all women.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...
A) You only hang around with girls
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid internet.
I’m not going to bother completing that thought.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...exactly. Although
I do get freely enjoy Brouwers now—possibly the greatest pub in the greater Fremont area.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is incidentally where I spent the said 70 dollars
by Robert on Oct 7, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still in awe St. Bernardus Abt 12.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had Dogfish 90 at me brewfest this weekend.
Didn’t care for it much. Bu the Laughing Buddha Ginger Pale Ale was pretty damn good, especially with seared ahi.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Oct 7, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IMO if the consumption quantity is going to go over 3
You’re better served going to the supermarket and getting a case of some mass-produced microbrew like Fat Tire. At that high quantity, the quality becomes less relevant.
(But not too irrelevant. No Budweiser or anything similar)
by Gomez on Oct 7, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Point is that it used to be a place you could camp on the beach
Once all the students started demanding posh accommodations the place lost it’s luster for me.
by Sec 108 on Oct 7, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is always my problem, too.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ.
It took the Huskies five games to record a single sack?
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
John Lackey is angry
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lackey:
“We lost to a team that’s not better than us,” growled pitcher John Lackey, who gave up two runs and seven hits in seven innings. "We are a better team than they are.
Sorry, dude, but that is false.
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is demonstrably false
Results-based analysis blows, sure, but 3-1 doesn’t lie.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh God there's more.
“[Sunday] night they scored three runs on a pop fly that was called a hit, which was a joke,” Lackey said, referring to Ellsbury’s pop that fell between center fielder Torii Hunter and second baseman Howie Kendrick in Game 3.
“[Monday] night they scored on a broken-bat ground ball and a fly ball that anywhere else in America is an out, and he’s fist-pumping on second base like he did something great.”
YOUR TEAM ABSOLUTELY LIVES ON PUSSY HITS!
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And died because they couldn't execute one.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The irony of all of this is going to make me happy all off season.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The part of that quote I love the most is
and a fly ball that anywhere else in America is an out,
Well, no. Because anywhere else in America those same three Angels would still do their same comedy running routine and not catch the ball.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also hilariously he notes that the joke was that it was called a hit
not that three fielders failed to catch the pop-up
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And anywhere else in America, Jason Bay's popup is an inside the park home run
funny what selectively omitting facts from your story will do for you
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've read this article several times and I'm still smiling.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed out loud when I read it this morning
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lackey is a bitch.
How about all those times the Angels won on worse hits than a double off the green monster? (Or cheap errors, it was like karma coming back to bite them in the ass.)
It’s nice that in “any other park” Pedrioia’s double is an out, and even nicer that they weren’t playing in “any other park.” And giving him shit for “fist-pumping on second base like he did something great,” maybe Lackey didn’t catch K-Rod go nuts after every meaningless save that any other reliever on that staff could have gotten.
And of course, the Angels are the better team. Playing us, the A’s and Rangers 55 times a year Im sure is a LOT tougher than the Rays, Jays, and Yanks 55 times.
by seamariners85 on Oct 7, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The great thing is
that the park had absolutely nothing to do with whether it was an out or not. The ball was a simple misplayed popup and Lackey’s too much of a graceless moron to admit it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, shallow right field, in fair territory . . . how the hell does the park have anything to do with that?
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It must be a new curse!
Where’s Shaughnessy when you need him?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But they were perfectly built to win this year!
Defense, fundamentals and situational hitting is what the Angels do best!
by Teej on Oct 7, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Situational hitting is a skill!!!!
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You may want to let Griffey in on that.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That last AB did make me a little sad.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, me too
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Part of me was hoping Balfour would walk him and strike out the next hitter.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Such an unfortunate name for a pitcher.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I have a son, I'm naming him Strikethree
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See? Now there's some forward thinking.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you're saying I shouldn't name my child Balk.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, that's probably
the best you could hope for.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably not. However, Torn Hammy is always a good one.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
except in that one situation where defense was fundamental
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My bad.
I misread, I thought he was bitching about Pedroia’s 2B off the monster saying that would have been an out anywhere else. I’m surprised he didn’t use “Well if we just had a RFer that was over 5’ and could dive 12 feet that would have been a Web Gem”
Gotta say though it was great seeing them lose, even if it was to the Sox.
by seamariners85 on Oct 7, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he was bitching about that
saying that it would have been a long out in another park
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did it! I beat PositivePaul at Pathwords!
Now try and say that multiple times.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Has that gotten you far?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His mom's proud of him so that's something I guess.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's all that really counts, isn't it?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never let girls win anymore
one time I let this girl win at Smash Bros on N64 in college, and didn’t say anything until she started taunting me, at which point I was like “whatever I let you win.” She wouldn’t let it go, so I just crushed her the next time and made her cry.
Now I just try to win close games
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always let girls win because I'm incompetent.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was a time when I was better at tetris than graham is at mario kart
by Robert on Oct 7, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this really something you should brag about?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It means I make excuses when Robert beats me for a lap on Koopa Beach
by Robert on Oct 7, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
There is no floor.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
It’s too hard without a star or mushroom and even then I ricochet off the side and feel shame.
9=8
by JI on Oct 7, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've seen somebody get into it without a mushroom or a star but I was convinced that he was using hacks
by Robert on Oct 7, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It took me 9 years to find out you can hop in that game
by Robert on Oct 7, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
R & L is believe
It’s impossible to keep up if you can’t drag around corners.
9=8
by JI on Oct 7, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
While serving hot towels?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That reminds me I need to buy one.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be insanely helpful.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least it will probably be over before most everyone else's here
joke’s on us.
9=8
by JI on Oct 7, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're a little bitch who is not getting a plane ticket.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was never getting one to begin with.
9=8
by JI on Oct 7, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got a point.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got a free flight to Seattle yesterday
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm 23
people like to buy things for younger relatives who don’t make very much money
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're thinking of buying a
brand new car. You can’t be living on peanuts.
But that’s a good angle to work.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was $400 to fly home + parking and gas to the airport
and work was offering triple time to work the holiday. I wasn’t going to fly home unless I got a really good deal =/
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Triple time?
That does sound difficult to pass up. What holiday, Christmas?
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The entire winter holiday (Dec 24 to Jan 2)
well maybe it was 2.5x time… but it would have been kind of miserable (but $2,400 a week would have been nice…)
The whole plant is closing for almost two weeks, which is why they were offering such a ridiculous bonus
by seattlebruin on Oct 7, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My mother likes to see me so she buys mine too.
Except it’s a hard argument to make when I fly to Seattle and she’s in Eugene.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Diddy Kong racing is insanely overrated
by Robert on Oct 7, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Diddy Kong Racing shoots rainbow joycicles
into my spine—or at least that’s what the voices tell me.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That game was so easy... for the first 9-10 tracks
And then I found it impossible. My brother had it on his N64
by Gomez on Oct 7, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tetris keeps me awake at night.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once had a dream I was in the actual game
by Robert on Oct 7, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The problem with getting good at Tetris
is that you have Tetris nightmares.
9=8
by JI on Oct 7, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This used to happen to me with Snood.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 7, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A few friends and I took a web design class for the 2nd time my senior year of high school,
Just because we needed something to fill the time slot and the teacher was awesome. We spent half the semester doing nothing but playing Snood.
by Goose on Oct 7, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss Snood!
I haven’t thought about that game in years.
by Phildopip on Oct 7, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The dreams are an endless loop of falling twisting pieces
and I can never recall getting 4 lines at a time.
9=8
by JI on Oct 7, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked to build up a wall and drop 3 tetris in 4 turns and instantly destroy my opponent
by Robert on Oct 7, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Tetris wallbuilding. It's a terrible way to play the game
unless you’re looking to score huge amounts of points.
For me the object of tetris is to play the game for as long as possible.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 7, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wallbuilding is the most satisfying way to play the game
by Fogel on Oct 7, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was the best on my dorm floor at both Tetris and Mariokart
but I was the only one who had an NES, or knew about the “hop” and “dragging”
9=8
by JI on Oct 7, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never been a fan of puzzle
games. I don’t particularly enjoy trying to convince an inanimate object I’m not a moron.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 7, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
She beat me fair and square. Kicked my butt in the first round and while I put up a good fight, I couldn’t crawl out of the hole I found myself in after round 1…
I’m still waiting for her and AC to take me up on my Word Challenge challenge…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Oct 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of my coworkers just screamed "It's over 9000!"
I can’t stop laughing dammit.
by BrianL on Oct 7, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I assume that's the price of their perfume?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It might be because you're typing on the internet.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 7, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha
no I couldn’t sleep so I got on FB to chat with friends. Only nobody is on that I want to talk to.
by brayden04 on Oct 7, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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