10/4: Division Series Thread
It's really great how this place is running an occasional Frank Caliendo ad in the right menu. I think it speaks to the audience.
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People who the rays drafted but were not able to sign version 44763: David Bush.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I would love to see
Frank Caliendo do Rich Little doing Johnny Carson. Meta.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I wanna see himdo Frank Caliendo.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
He's pretty boring, dude. But still awesome.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 4, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, the brewers are winning a game?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
No, Moyer is just old.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
LOLZ MOYER PITCHES SLOW!!!11
I wonder when the commentators will give up on boring us with the same old shit?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
If there is a game 4 in the Rays series I am not looking forword to this shit with Sonny.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Dammit, Moyer's getting some great calls on the bottom of the strike zone, gets pulled.
Stupid stupid NL, now I remember why I dislike the NL so much.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
If you troll there, you're going to get the axe here.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 4, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea what this means but I assume it's stupid
by Graham MacAree on Oct 4, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Opening lyrics to don't stop believing.
And the white sox unofficial fight song…
BOOYA! You got Slurved!
Still probably not a good idea.
Even good comments can piss people off who are in that kind of mood, especially if you aren’t one of them.
Though BCB is a shitastic site so…..
That place is a dump.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 4, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think he knows what that means.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 4, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
11 groundball outs and no flyouts.
How come we didn’t get Kuroda?
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 4, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
He wanted to play in LA.
For less money too I believe and maybe the huge Asian community down there influenced his decision since he was taking his family over.
BOOYA! You got Slurved!
There's a huge Asian community here too.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 4, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Shigetoshi Hasegawa persuaded Kuroda to go to LA.
1. It’s warm.
2. A better team.
3. Large Asian community.
I don't know what went wrong with the deal.
People thought the Saito and Shiggy factor(but he denies it) was why but I thought he was coming here for sure because we had Kenji catching and Ichi in the outfield.
BOOYA! You got Slurved!
Because Yuni would negate the positive effect of groundballs.
I was just going through the Ibanez bad defense .gifs and I was thinking about how many runs scored just with those mishaps. Statcorner doesn’t have defensive stats, but I would like to know what they have to say and compare them to the number of runs Ibanez coughed up in those .gifs.
That's true. I remember Batista having been hyped for being a broundball pitcher.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 4, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Silva was even more hyped.
And Felix is supposed to be a groundball pitcher when he is pitching like he should. It’s those damn fastballs, though.
You could make the argument that Felix is still ridiculously good
When he get groundball outs.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 4, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Casey Blake with the Indians:.289/.365/.465
With the Dodgers:..251/.313/.460
That’s why nobody talks about that deal.
Casey Blake is terrible.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 4, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes because consistently above average hitters = terrible
by Graham MacAree on Oct 4, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
My thinking exactly.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 4, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt that there is very much involved whenever you post.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 4, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you forget the word "thinking"?
If so, you’re wrong.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 4, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
"Did you forget the word "thinking"?"
No?
“If so, you’re wrong.”
Being compared to butthol all the time means that either you’re a moron or there’s no thought behind anything you say.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 4, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never once been compared to him.
Thanks though.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 4, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, Graham.
I’ll take some time off LL.
I’d rather not have pointless arguments.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 4, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay
Come back when you have developed a filter between your brain and your fingers
by Graham MacAree on Oct 4, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Andy LaRoche with the Dodgers
.203/.319/.322
So Blake was an upgrade even if his numbers went down. Although giving up Carlos Santana suuuuuucked.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
I wonder when DLee hits the market.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 4, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Every time I hear that comment the image of Lou going after Rob Dibble runs through my head.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
I wasn't being serious.
My “Lou looks so young” comment was more of an “Aw, isn’t he cute” comment. His brief interview is hilarious.
How did you ever find that so fast?
The only thing missing on Dibble were the Bosworth lines in his hair.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Duh. I just realized I typed 'ron'. I7 years ago. Wow.
He was closer to being a player than from 1992 to present day. Suddenly the avalanche of Viagra commercials are making sense.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
He's kinda doing the Y-M-C-A dance.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
WTF? This makes me want extended cable. Dammit.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Along with the Hart "drop"
the case more expanded replay pretty much makes itself
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Patience man. 4 years when they revisit the issue, I'll put money they expand the use.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
If you really wan to show the public that you have surpassed the master
add in some fire
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Except we would fall for your lies.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 4, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how the 1st base coach lands at the same time
And manages to NOT hurt himself like an intelligent person.
Pickoff attempt on Crisp, he was called safe, Angels were unhappy.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 4, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I was dozing in and out of the game last night.
I was awoken by the homerun that followed, though. And then, back to sleep with me on the couch, the lights and TV on all night. I wish I didn’t miss this.
So here's the whole story

My favorite part is how Rodriguez even falls off the mound on pickoff throws
by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 4, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think the dance combined with the umpire's jazz hands
could potentially make an incredible loop.
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw footage of Macerna worle record day at the Kingdome
that is no Macerena
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
is to.
put arms out.
put left arm over right arm.
right arm over left.
just stops before we see the rest
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 4, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
At some point these Geico commercials are going to become so esoteric that I'm actually going to have some interest in them
I was watching CBS/CFB most of the night, how did thew cubs screw it up?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
How did the dodgers score?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
So what's worse: Dane Cook commercials during the postseason or Frank Caliendo commercials during the postseason?
Man he was pounding that outside corner.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
I can't find the strength to catch anymore WSU games this year. Ugh.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
If its the FSN NW team
It was Mack Strong.
If it was the Socal team it was probably Petros Papadakis one of the most annoying USC alum on TV.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Oh man Marmol mixed his pitches there, beautiful.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Manny pull a Raul fielding it?
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
why are you a dodger fan when your other team is the dbacks?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 4, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm. This seems a silly stance but ok.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 4, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
There are some things that need to remain static in baseball.
The Cubs not winning a World Series is one of them.
That and the Cubs are the Red Sox of the National League. It’s good for baseball if they continue to lose.
How bitter of a person do you have to be to count down outs to a team's hundredth year of futility?
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
No
The Cubs losing is bad for baseball, it’s the same old shit all over again and that’s boring.
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Because the Red Sox winning was so good for baseball
by Graham MacAree on Oct 4, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn't?
It was bad more me, but it was a godsend for the sport.
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I root for them to go to the Series.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 4, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I could settle for them going to the Series, as long as they lost it in heartbreaking fashion.
But being humiliated by a team that won 13 games less than they did in the regular season is good enough.
It's hard to be so incredibly wrong but you just succeeded.
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This would hurt my feelings if I ever took you seriously
by Graham MacAree on Oct 4, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Says the person who claimed Pujols 03 > Bonds 03
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I said Pujols may have been better than Bonds that year
Based on a cursory look at wOBA, which was broken. So what?
by Graham MacAree on Oct 4, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Because it was so batshit insane in the first place
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It led to wOBA being fixed, which made me happy
by Graham MacAree on Oct 4, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Which in turn also made me happy because wOBA is a useful tool
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, you both agree!
nOW GO drink and be merry.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 4, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats because he's a dodger
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
K! THREE MORE OUTS!
And since I have to leave for work, and I’m assuming the Cubs will go down easily in the 9th, I just wanna say one more time:
ONE HUNDRED YEARS! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!
Man alive thats a lot of fastballs up in the zone!
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Climbed the ladder, awesome. Some nice pitching here and there today.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
BOOM bye bye Cubs.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
I was rooting for Lou, kind of a bummer.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Hopefully whoever moves on
will have their staff in shambles.
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So you're saying you're cheering for the Angels?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 4, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm switched sides mid game
I want that series to go 5, and I want the loser to have their resources exhausted.
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the happy thought, just what I needed. Waaaaaa.....
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
We're in line behind
Cleveland, Houston, and Washington*
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
There's still that many? I had it in my head that the list was shorter than that.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
We're still behind Texas, but Washington doesn't count
because their fans are new to the party, however if you could find someone who was a diehard fan of the first two Senators and is now a Nats fan…
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Though Houston and Cleveland have both been to the series lately
so one could make the argument that we’ve leapfrogged them.
9=8
by JI on Oct 4, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions

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