OTFPOTD-Fantastic Contraption addition (also, Halloween)
Okay, so Fantastic Contraption now rules my life. Feel free to post your triumphs, tribulations, and disasters here (I still can't make a suitable catapult, but my tanks kick ass).
Also, y'all are invited to my local pub for Halloween. Big costume contest and cash prizes if any of you are in the north end (also a chance to meet Thingray and Jeanuts). Details to follow if anyone is interested (I won't advertise for them unless someone is interested).
Please reference LL bowling night. I haven't read the post yet, but I'm already excited!
BTW, I didn't jump the gun this time, I was just the only one up late enough to post this thing this early in the morning! HA!!
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I'm going to go to bed now, but everyone have fun.
I’ll read you in the morning.
Man do I love midgets.
God I suck at that game
Stuck on level 6 or so, how do you make a catapult?
Excellent
I love the ones that take a long time
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I love that one.
MIne was boring compared to that.
Man do I love midgets.
Make a triangle with a moving wheel at the top
then put a wood rod out straight out from the side of the circle, then attache a blue rod to the end of the wood rod and to one of the hooks on the wheel. This is really basic but you’ll get more ideas from seeing this simple one in action.
This is what I did:
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3720009
Man do I love midgets.
This explains why you're up at 1:43 AM
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 5:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I was up for another two+ hours.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 31, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey nice meeting you ac
Have fun at the show tonight. I am going to spin some of my old Sonics vinyl and wish I was there.
Was it due to the FC game?
Oooh. I was supposed to send you something.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Partially, then I just couldn't sleep.
And I was just going to mention that.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 31, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Confucius Say:
Man with 4 balls cannot walk!
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by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions
There are guys with only one ball who probably hate you.
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I played this level for so long
and a conveyor belt never came to mind. I just built a car:
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3685867
Ryan Rowland-Smith for President
But....
How did you start out with one ball already in the front?
Man do I love midgets.
One of the balls is inside the box
So it can be moved to wherever you want
Having four in the back wasn’t a huge problem, though, I think it might’ve been possible
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When I did that level, all four were back on the ramp at the start.
Weird.
Man do I love midgets.
But part of that ramp is in the box.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
So I figured out a desing that should work.
I’m obsessed with it because it contains just three wheels, but so far I haven’t gotten the placement right.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 31, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I made a freaking catapillar and it inched along and made it.
I don’t think I’m doing this right.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you tried a catapult? Those are always fun.
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by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get how some of you guys can make catapults
Mine never work
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Here's a fairly simple kind:
http://fantasticcontraption.com/?designId=3734021
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by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I guess that's more of a paddlewheel.
Here’s a catapult: http://fantasticcontraption.com/?designId=3734021
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by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Well son of a gun. Turns out it's spitting out the same link over and over, isn't it?
Sorry.
Here’s the paddlewheel: http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3742883
Here’s the catapult: http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3727290
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by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I am motherfucking going to get this motherfucking coal car device to motherfucking work if it motherfucking kills me.
Motherfuckin.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 2, 2008 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey I need bar recommendations in the walkable area in the vicinity of the Paramount. Like 10-15 minute walk range.
J.K.L.
Niiiice
I’m probably going to be at the Nitelite then, if I can get up to seattle before the show at all…
Look over your shoulder, nemesis.
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I'm now picturing you dropping random, desirable records around the bar at random.
All turning around real quick to see if anyone’s flying out of a bar stool
Sure, but then you'll have everyone in the bar climbing over each other to get them.
Too many false positives.
But on the other hand… Pretzels!
Times like these I miss the Cloud Room
But, straight down Pine gets you to Von’s which is ok. Up the hill 2.5 blocks to Baltic Room. Six Arms is over on Pike, but meh. There is a bar in the convention center last time I was in there, also meh. You could hit the bar in Gameworks also.
All that said Nitelite may be the best choice.
I am wearing my Carmen hat and playing Fantastic Contraption.
What has this place done to me?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 7:06 AM PDT reply actions
You can put things anywhere in the box.
In fact, putting wheels on top helps if you have a tank that likes to roll over.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
The mental image from this is hilarious.
I don’t know what you look like so I’m just imagine Carmen San Diego sitting at a computer playing FC.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 31, 2008 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I also picture Carmen cursing up a storm while playing the game
And Rockapella in the background singing her daily narrative
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Is Carmen San Diego
going to be seen on Frenchman St. tonight?
by FlaskInSafeco on Oct 31, 2008 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Of course!
Halloween on Frenchman St is pretty much the greatest thing ever. It’s like all of the fun of Mardi Gras compressed into a single night. Have you been before?
by FlaskInSafeco on Oct 31, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
No, which is why I'm going this year. Going to the parade first (my friend is rolling) and then heading across.
It’s just a big street party, isn’t it?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's just people in the streets everywhere with really great costumes.
There’s bars and clubs playing live music, but I’d recommend bringing some booze along, because it takes forever to get a drink. I always end up running into just about everyone I know in town while I’m down there. I’ve never been to the Krewe of Boo before, but that should be fun. I’m going to a party before I head down there at my friends’ house.
by FlaskInSafeco on Oct 31, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Krewe of Boo is new this year, but the Mollie's parade that rolls after it is awesome.
If you see Carmen come say hi. I should be with an apple tree. What will you be?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and I'd already planned to bring my flask as today is my first non-no-alcohol day...weeeee.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Non-no-alcohol?
That has a great ring to it
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Possibly why it sounds as though I've been drinking.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Excellent
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, flasks are just so darn handy.
I’m building a costume right now, but I’m not sure if it will work. I’m planning on making a cylinder out of cardboard that I can wear, and painting it brown and sticking branches on it. Then I’ll but a big red letter B on it and go as a B-log.
If that doesnt work then I’ll go with my permanent stand-by: a baseball costume my mother made for me when I was eight. It’s “signed” by Ken Griffey Jr.
by FlaskInSafeco on Oct 31, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Um, how does this still fit?
I’ll keep my eye out for a log, but I’m sure I’ll be able to find Jr.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
It only goes down to my waist now.
It used to go down to my shins.
by FlaskInSafeco on Oct 31, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I get it--a baseball, not a player.
Might as well start drinking as I sure sound like I have already.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, it's actually a baseball.
People often get confused when I tell them about it.
by FlaskInSafeco on Oct 31, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
My mother also made me a pirate costume when I was little.
If I wear it now it makes a good “flambouyant gay Frenchman” costume.
by FlaskInSafeco on Oct 31, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Woo Halloween!
Oh wait. I’m sitting alone in a hotel room in some random city where I can’t communicate. Damn.
Sad. Why are you off somewhere all alone? No teammates?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions
For some reason they give us each our own hotel room.
I don’t know why, I have two beds. What the hell am I to do with two beds? I’d rather room with someone so I have someone to hang out with. And most everybody is asleep, or getting there. My sleep schedule is a little weird though.
I'm not sure inviting people here to make suggestions about what to do about two beds is a great decision.
Although I say jumping back and forth between them is fun.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Like the kids in Rat Race?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Hey, when are you coming by?
I’m having lunch with a former colleague at noon or so, and want to make sure I see you.
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I'd say rent it out to someone.
I’m sure you can find takers.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
...

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I'm here because atashi wa tsukiai warui.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Watashi no nihongo osoroshi!
Watashi wa hensugiru!
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by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Toyota!
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My record label is called Tsurumi records. Can you tell me what it's named for?
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It's named after a bridge my best friend loves in Yokohama.
It’s his favorite place in the world, and next year we’re going there to meet with two bands we signed from the area.

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If this thing weren't so expensive I would know many more languages.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Bittorrent is your friend.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Actually I have yet to make its acquaintance.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Get utorrent, then google ' "stuff you want" torrent '
And make sure you scan that stuff before you open it.
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The real life version of Fantastic Contraption!
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by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
His teammates nervously wonder why he has a catapult in his bed.
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And then they trip over the tank on their way out the door...
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by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Dress up crazy and go roam the streets asking for candy
And videotape the results. Sounds like big fun to me
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, god, I'm so excited for my Halloween costume this year.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 31, 2008 7:32 AM PDT reply actions
(but I'd also settle for some sweet beer)
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by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm dressing as a blind referee this evening. I look fantastic.
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That second sentence has nothing to do with my costume. It's just in general.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man I wish I was as creative
with Halloween costumes as you guys. How do people come up with their costume ideas??
Alcohol.
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You athletes are screwed, not being able to poison yourselves (unless your last name is Daly).
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Ha yeah.
Last year I could sometimes, but this year all our games are on Saturday and Sunday. My only off day is Monday, and Sunday night is….not a great night to go out. I think I have one off weekend around New Years. That will probably be a crazy weekend hahaha. Definitely be some stress to let off.
I tend to get my fill in the summer, when I don’t have a job.
I usually start with something simple, then my brain starts coming up with random connections.
My final costume usually is about a fourth or fifth iteration.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 31, 2008 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions
BOTD...
Drink up, kiddies.

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Now that's awesome.
I had baconnaise dipping sauce or whatever it was called last night with some pommes frites. I made a little paper cone for them and everything. That shit was delicious.
Oh, you didn't.
Now life’s really not fair. I have to wait for my Baconnaise to ship. :(
Good news, though. My local stores have Bacon Salt now.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Well, I'm happy for you at least.
I’m looking forward to my impending heart attack even more now.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I get to see two of you today.
Gotta take H to soccer at 10, then I’ll head to Northgate, then Fremont. Good?
You're a blonde??
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I'm going to guess you're a comic book fan.
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Sounded really cool.
I have tons of friends who are into comics, I just never really have been. This might sound strange, but too many pictures for me.
I got into Comic Con a few years back on a free press pass.
Got priority seating for panels and everything.
I wrote for a satirical college paper, and everyone on the staff used it to get press passes. Not that we’d actually ever cover anything.
the other angels fan
That makes you the uber-dork.
Just kidding!
Man do I love midgets.
That was how I got in to PAX '07
Picked up a pass from a developer friend and was able to get in to the Omegathon early, and sat it in the front row. It was awesome
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going as Charlie Chaplin...
…but then someone stole my top hat and now I look like Hitler.
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Face it, you've always looked like Hitler.
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I SAID SIEG HEIL!
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by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Was I the only one who watched The Office last night?
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by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure weaton4life did.
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I did, and it just deepened my concern that the show is becoming a soap opera.
I miss the second and third seasons, dammit.
>:(
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 31, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't tell me Pam is sleeping with Kevin.
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It's true.
I dont think the show would be better without Pam and Jim, just the Pam-Jim relationship. Now that you mention it, all three of the main plot lines revolved around love interests. The Dwight and Andy interview was pretty great, though.
by FlaskInSafeco on Oct 31, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't watch anything.
Jeanuts finished her corporate budget last night, so we went out for drinks to celebrate. Then we cam home and played FC for a few hours then went to bed..
Man do I love midgets.
I'm going as Dr House
I have a blazer, light blue t shirt, a winter cap he wears, scruff cuz I haven’t shaved in a few days, a cane and I have a pill bottle in my front pocket filled with tic tacs that I’ll eat throughout my night out
Should be a sick as costume, figured these parts might appreciate it
by mariners124m on Oct 31, 2008 9:42 AM PDT reply actions
A guy at my Halloween party last weekend did the exact same thing!
Right down the the tic-tacs!
Man do I love midgets.
Did he photoshop a prescribtion bottle
With house’s name, wilson as the prescribing doctor, and the dose of vicoden and tape it on the pill bottle?
If so, fuck
by mariners124m on Oct 31, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone have any good audiobook mp3s they'd like to share?
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Does anyone else even like audiobooks?
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What?
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My wife is so tired of me saying that.
Auditory dyslexia sucks when combined with years of playing loud music and working in print shops.
I know the feeling well.
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Love them. I usually pick them up at the library. Right now I'm listening to Bridge to Terabithia before bed every night.
I guess I just missed you by a couple of minutes.
I showed up at the video store right after you left according to acblue.
Crap :(
I had a little one ready for a nap, and kind of had to scoot out of there quicker than I wanted to. Sorry….
Um, I have to jump into the goal now?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Level 5?
That one was pretty straightforward.
Man do I love midgets.
Halloween Wondermark!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Dammit, last night I couldn't sleep and was up until three
This wouldn’t have been so bad but Comcast fucked up my internet all night and I couldn’t find any good TV, so I became very bored. Boredom+Insomnia is really crappy
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17, 19 and 21 are killing me.
I even thought I got it in the goal on 17, but it won’t give me the victory.
Man do I love midgets.
You aren't low enough.
You need to get it almost touching the ground.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
And 21's easy.
You just have to brace against the corner. A triangle will do it.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I don't get it.
Brace what against what corner?
Man do I love midgets.
I got it now:
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3750774
Man do I love midgets.
That works too,
I didn’t save mine, but look for the one of the ones with two wheels and a couple of sticks in a triangle and you’ll see what I did.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I can see how that would work.
Man do I love midgets.
I remade it.
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3752082
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I suppose it only really needs that one "inside" pivot point, doesn't it?
So mine was a little complicated, so what, wannafightaboutit? :)
Man do I love midgets.
I wasn't going to bring it up,
but my first clear of that one was a catapult that launched around the open side.
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Tried that.
As I’ve stated many times, my catapults are more like kittenapults.
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's awesome. Elegant.
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by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It was the tip angle that was killing me.
Man do I love midgets.
It's like a ghost town in here...
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
Man do I love midgets.
You are all playing Fantastic Contraption.
Actually the whole town is a ghost town. Our phone has been silent all day. No one is returning correspondence. It is creepy.
Our office is quiet, but traffic was a nightmare this morning.
Where the hell is everyone going on Halloween?
Man do I love midgets.
Sonics concert! The Nitelite!
Wooooooo
(traffic in the south end today was gorgeous, aside from the really heavy rain. Guess a lot of people are making it a three-day weekend, the lucky bastards).
I think the fact that Halloween is on a Friday this year has prompted a lot of people to play hooky.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 31, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Not the people that commute form Everett to Shoreline.
It was crazy this morning, and I didn’t even see any accidents or anything.
Man do I love midgets.
I'm at a high enough level I really can't play at work anymore.
I can’t concentrate on work and the game at the same time, and do either one of them very well.
Man do I love midgets.
Come pack for me.
I have too much to do. Yet I LL
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally!!!
I beat 17. Ugly, but it worked: http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3750076
Man do I love midgets.
This was mine.
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3734021
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I didn't buy it, so I can't see anything except the two blocks hanging in space.
Man do I love midgets.
Umm, I don't have it either.
I think that means it’s loading up, you might have to wait a minute.
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It worked this time.
I like how you used a weight to get it back to vertical. Good idea!
Man do I love midgets.
Interesting on the tip idea.
I tried that and didn’t have enough patience to get the angles right.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
The hard part was eliminating the bouncing after it went under the wall.
Man do I love midgets.
I can see how that mightbe a problem.
Maybe that’s why I could never get the angle right.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I think the loose rods actually helped stabilize mine.
I’m going to try to clean it up later and see if it still works.
Man do I love midgets.
Ooh
I like this. Mine was a bit more complicated:
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3692012
but yesterday I figured I could get a prettier solution so I went back and made this one:
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3722456
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The second one was a thing of beauty.
Man do I love midgets.
Yeah I didn't have the patience to try and time that.
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I'm always trying to hold the thingy in the goal.
Hence this contraption:
http://fantasticcontraption.com/?designId=3734021
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by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't stay in the goal though.
It stayed there a lot longer than mine did though, I’ll give you that!
Man do I love midgets.
Wait, what? It holds when I do it.
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by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, my link was wrong before.
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3692468
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by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Pardon my French,
but that is fuckin’ sweet!!!!!!!!! I know what I’m doing next year!
Man do I love midgets.
Needs more White Russian
But very good. You need a Donny
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that the car from the VW ads?
I’d rather have that then the A-Team van.
Man do I love midgets.
I dunno...
I’d like the A-Team van because it comes with that reel-to-reel tape deck thingy. And guns.
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by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
B.A. DON"T BELIEVE IN GUNS! HE PITY THE FOOL WHO DOES!
Man do I love midgets.
Was it actually used in the show?
Cause I can build one myself for about 10 grand at the most.
Man do I love midgets.
Yes, it is...
At least according to that web site it is.
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by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That's pretty cool then.
I met a guy at a Mopar swap meet who had one of the actual General Lees from Duke of Hazzard.
Man do I love midgets.
They're not all worth $110,000 believe me.
Man do I love midgets.
For the FC OTFPOTD, I submit the following...
My proudest achievement (Down Under):
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3744389
I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.
by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
That is a work of art my friend.
Man do I love midgets.
Then pay the man!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I just dropped a ton of cash on a present for my wife.
I’ll save my $10 for beer and just assume Alaskan did something very cool.
Safe assumption.
I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.
by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Normally I'd knock you for being cocky,
but in this case you are correct.
Man do I love midgets.
I think this happens if you try to hit continue before it finishes loading
Ryan Rowland-Smith for President
Now that I've finally beaten this level, I can see how much more impressive this is than I originally thought.
And I thought it was pretty damned impressive to begin with.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 3, 2008 2:02 AM PST up reply actions
I was hoping you guys could forward my personal ad on to anyone you know who might be interested...
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I was smiling while reading that,
But then I got the picture and almost fell out of my chair laughing. Holy shit
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
And his shirt! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is great
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I actually like his shirt.
/hides
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 31, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the shirt too.
The part that cracks me up is he says “no more than 115lbs”, then goes on to say “no skinny chicks, I like women with meat on them”.
Man do I love midgets.
Wasn't saying that I didn't like it.
I love it, in fact. But a guy like that wearing it makes me laugh for some reason
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Couldn't you puff up your hair a little?
It would make you look taller.
I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.
by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he's pink and pudgy?
He reminds me of that character in Lord of the Flies…
Or was it the sexism?
I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.
by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Sexism, mostly.
But, yeah, he’s also a little piggish.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 31, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Pigs are clean, delicious animals.
Please don’t compare this guy to them.
Man do I love midgets.
Jeanuts says he should have mentioned the Downs Syndrome!
Man do I love midgets.
BAHAHAHA
BONUSES include:
- Japanese heritage
- Large collection of animé and manga
- Glasses
- Interest in cosplay and roleplaying
- Traditional Ladies’ education
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 31, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought I was first.
I came dressed as a reputable businessman but you gave me no candy.
by Sec 108 on Oct 31, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your treat was making my acquaintance!
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 31, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Roll up the windows if your getting the hot wax at the car wash.
That should help with the warm and shiny issue.
Man do I love midgets.
The glow stays with you for many months
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually the doctors found a combination of antiobiotics that cuts it down to a few weeks.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 31, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, ain't it cool?
Man do I love midgets.
19 on FC is pissing me off......
Man do I love midgets.
I can barely keep my eyes open and I swear my animals are looking at me like
YES. IT IS OUR TURN FOR ATTENTION NOW.
That's unnerving.
What kind of animals?
Man do I love midgets.
Worry about the turtle.
They’re sneaky (at least mine at home is).
Man do I love midgets.
I CAN'T READ!!!!
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bahaha, I used to love that commercial.
Have a rec, sir.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 31, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you!
One of my personal favorites as well.
Man do I love midgets.
It's actually this.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/team_unagi/2990468808/
The squinty eyes tells me I’m in for trouble.
He has taken control of my right arm. Another one has commandeered my foot.
I may be in for the night.
no....no pretzel?
I know the feeling. I’ve been too exhausted to fend off the cats recently. It’s only because it’s THE SONICS!!!! that I’m really able to leave the house tonight.
This week has absolutely killed, and not in the good way that the kids mean…
No no! Stay w/the cats.
I’m not really sure when I’ll be there. I’m far away and still at work. I’d like to go there before the show, but when I get there depends on a lot of things. Another time.
I’m difficult, I know.
That dog pic actually looks like the look my dog gives when anyone is eating pretzels. She's a pretzel whore-no joke. That's her nickname
FYI (I have no idea what this conversation actually is about….can’t really focus right now through all the posts)
This is a great Japanese how-to manual.
I am going to translate it for you:

1. Upon approaching a covered plate of poop, scrutinize for a short while at a close distance.
2. Take poop plate home and proudly show your roommate. Say something witty that will make him feel jealous.
3. Remove lid. Prepare utensils, then savor it’s stunning bouquet.
4. Light the poo plate aflame, and if a swimsuit-clad female approaches and asks you to share, tell her she may not have any.
5. When the woman storms out of your house, she may leave the door open. A strong wind may blow. Yell at the wind to leave you alone.
6. Extinguish poo-poo platter. Place on head. Ponder how many fucking times poop has ruined potential relationships.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I just about spit pop on my work computer.
Thanks!
Man do I love midgets.
Thingray, thanks for the warning!
I didn’t spit on the work computer since I read that you almost spit…but wow
Wish I could go to your pub but I'm working all evening. Nor do i know what pub your pub is haha
I did carve a Mariner’s pumpkin though
My mistake! Should have addressed that to Thingray or said first post or something.
I forget there have been so many topics and posts throughout teh day cuz i read these bottom to top
I knew what you meant.
The pub is O’Finnigan’s in the Lynnwood area BTW.
Man do I love midgets.
Apparently my neighbors are trying to set a record for most consecutive plays of "Thriller"
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
I'm seeing the video in my head.
Oh no, now they’re singing.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Not scary enough.
A little scary, but not scary enough for Halloween.
You may be stuck with it NOLA. Stay strong.
I can't be in this city. On with Carmen!
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
When you leave your place, you should leave the Carmen theme tune on repeat.
Your neighbors would run that well-trodden path from confusion to abject terror fairly quickly, I think.
Oh, they have had Michael Jackson's greatest hits on replay for about ten days now.
But today is Thriller.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Is you neighbor me when I was high an seventeen?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 31, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, they are one of those things.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
And they've moved on to...Al Greene?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok now they've downgraded to that song that talks about
Left one step now turn around to the left take it back now yo one hop this time right foot two stomps left foot two stomps sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide to the left.
Yes I can hear it perfectly.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Really creative music selection they have going on there.
Man do I love midgets.
Noooo there is so much better music...
not over and over again…and i’m sure it’s not good if someone not MJ is singing
Are they having a party,
or just going insane?
Man do I love midgets.
Only for a few minutes
Why did ESPN randomly decide to show the Randel El SB pass for no particular reason?
I'm not sure I approve of this.
Be ready for my revenge of you from last week—I have returned to the drinkies.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Scarred me with mental images through texts messages.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll pass on your number if you would like to receive these instead.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I have this problem
where I have to use at least one thing I already own in conjunction with my Halloween costume every year, and this year I decided I needed to use my old roommate’s Tiki mask. So if you see a shirtless white dude who probably shouldn’t be shirtless walking around with a hulu skirt and a wooden mask in Pioneer Square that’s me.
I have no shame.
Trying to decide if it is worse that you are doing that drunk or if it would be worse being willing to do that sober haha
My excuse for whiskey and spiced cider
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
Glad you weren’t at my end of summer party then.
Man do I love midgets.
We had tequila,
that’s at least a plus…
Man do I love midgets.
We had three or four different kinds,
but no Patron that I’m aware of.
Man do I love midgets.
I said we had tequila.
Tarantula doesn’t qualify. Tastes like Fruit Loops with well tequila poured over them.
Man do I love midgets.
Fruit Loops are okay,
but I don’t want them in my adult beverages.
Man do I love midgets.
That was the first and last time i had Tarantula. But I had already drunk a whole lot of whiskey and vodka so i don't think I cared.
The actually fruity drinks kinda make me sick. I had a mixed drink actually called Sweet Tarts and tasted how it sounds. Tasted god but nasty hangover
I've sampled a Sweet Tart before.
Not really my gig.
Man do I love midgets.
Before that night I didnt even know there were drinks that sweet
I have to be in the mood for something that sweet…straight Jack however? anytime
A Washington Apple is about as sweet as I'll go,
and you have to push me pretty hard to drink that.
Man do I love midgets.
I only like sweet drinks if they're really creative and I'm having one before dinner.
The martinis at Chapel are amazing.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 31, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm that sounds good! Apple is my favorite flavor in sweet candy
I’m not real experienced with mixed drinks and half the time I don’t even know what’s in whatever I’m drinking but I do enjoy a good Tequila Sunrise or Sex on the Beach.
Always looking for more good drinks to try…
Give a Washington Apple a try if you like that sort of thing.
Man do I love midgets.
There was a time when I thought all Tequila tasted like Jose Cuervo
and thus I didn’t drink Tequila for years…until by chance someone bought me a shot of Patron…it’s heavenly.
My fiancee prefers Cuervo,
unless you get into the real high-end stuff.
Man do I love midgets.
Thank you for resisting the self photo and post
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't encourage him please.
Ah hell, go for it.
Man do I love midgets.
Nah.
I think you were sitting in front of me at the USSM / LL feed. I remember you and your nametag.
Okay.
I’ve no idea at all how to play this game. But I did make it through one all by myself!
There’s a reason why I dropped out of Physics class in HS… No way I’d ever become an engineer…
This signature space for rent.
Looks fascinating but looks like something I'd fail
Chemistry, physics, math of any sort I didnt normally fail at but it sure wasnt easy…iwouldnt make it as an engineer either
Fugly, yet effective.
Man do I love midgets.
Off to ze party.
I’m bringing my Virgil from Tombstone costume as a back-up just in case my nipples freeze off. I couldn’t find any coconut bras at Pike Place this year…funny because I saw some last year.
Have fun everyone! Happy Halloween!
You might want to put on a costume.
Man do I love midgets.
by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or clothes.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
If you're going to fight crime today, you might want to put on some pants.
Man do I love midgets.
Woooooo! Level 19 is done!
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3761551
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
19 can kiss my shiny metal ass.
I’ve been stuck on it for a day and a half. It’s the only one I have left.
Man do I love midgets.
Nicely done.
It’s so complicated, I couldn’t even copy it if I tried!
Man do I love midgets.
Congrats!!!
I am curious about it and might take a whack at it for shits and giggles…but don’t think I’ll be making level 19!
You'd be surprised how far you can get at it,
even with no physics or engineering background.
Man do I love midgets.
Level 20 is ridiculous
I’m trying to make a kind of fishing line to throw it over the wall and swing back into the goal, but no luck so far.
That's the only one I have left.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
OH MY GOD MY COSTUME TURNED OUT SO WELL!!!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 31, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
I was Zombie Flanders, and it was epic.
Lemme see if I can scare up some pictures.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 1, 2008 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I've got friends coming over tonight to celebrate Halloween.
In addition to watching Ghostbusters, I’m thinking of subjecting them to an impromptu karaoke night.
Listen! Do you smell something?
Ghostbusters is my favorite movie EVER
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
ME TOO!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
And I could totally sit down and storyboard the whole thing from memory
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard Atari picked up the rights to the GB video game Sierra was working on.
Brian Crecente over at Kotaku got his hands on an alpha copy and said it looked excellent.
I know I can't wait
Ghostbusters 3 in spirit (har har)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The vids I've see have looked pretty good
And really, having the whole cast doing voicework and Aykroyd penning the script will make it good just on principle. Gameplay being good would just be gravy
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
And from what Crecente said
the gameplay is amazing.
Delicious gravy then...
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a rumor that with the Wii version
you can WiFi your Nintendo DS to the wii and use it as a PKE meter. Haven’t heard anything on that in a while, though.
:O :O :O
There goes $375 down the toilet
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Wiimote as the proton wand and your DS as a PKE meter?
That’s some magical shit right there.
And my Gamecube as a trap?
It has a handle already
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to prep my costume
I’ve been wanting to do this for years
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
If I was able to do more on Halloween and had more costume related gatherings I could attend
Then I totally would. unfortunately, I don’t.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
REPEATEDLY
IF SOMEONE ASKS IF YOU ARE A GOD, YOU SAY YES!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Back off man, I'm a scientist
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell him about the Twinkie
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I collect spores, molds, and fungus
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Ghostbusters was the first film I purchased on DVD.
Back when when DVD players and the discs themselves were new and expensive, I could only afford one. Stepped into a Costco with my parents one day and saw it among the handful of DVD films they had in stock.
My mom went and saw it while pregnant with me
For some reason, I must have paid real attention because I was a toddler running around playing Ghostbusters while watching the VHS tape at my house
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude I loved the SHIT out of that show
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LINK
I’m sure my son would also love the SHIT out of it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Bananas
You win
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
But I'm using my newfangled Macbook and have no idea what I'm doing
I leave for work in about an hour, so hopefully I’ll be ok
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't happen to have a computer that you can leave on 24/7 do you?
That’s the best way to torrent.
I'm in the process of rebuilding it
I’ve been using my thinkpad though, but it’s at home because I was torrenting something else and didn’t want to deal with it crashing all day here at work
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
And again, thank you
Though I truly have little idea what I’m doing. I’m making it up as I go along
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I was born in '84
So I was in during the heyday. I used to have every episode on my computer, but it was an old machine and it died on me
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That wasn't so bad though
Of course, I’m biased. I do think back on it and laugh at the PC-ness of it though. White guy in wheelchair, Asian Girl, Black Guy…
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I was trying to remember what the 4th one was
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to look it up.
All I could remember was that he was annoying.
So where should I take myself out to dinner tonight?
I was thinking The Ram in Northgate, but I dunno. I’m a meat and potatoes kind of guy
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
The Ram exists to get me drunk when I have to be around my parents.
It serves no other purpose at all.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 1, 2008 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
My House costume is way better then my crappy nerd costume from Pub Quiz. I am rocking this shit.
54!
I am officially crotchety.
Some kids just knocked on my door. I don’t have my porch light on or anything, and am not participating in trick or treating. But they kept banging on the door and I did have some little bags of Skittles, so I gave them two each and they didn’t say anything, just walked away. So I yelled “YOU’RE WELCOME” after them and slammed the door.
How old were the kids?
Big enough to know better then to be stupid while trick or treating, or young enough to be awkward and shy around strangers while trick or treating?
54!
I was at my parent's house last halloween
watching the place while they took my little sister trick-or-treating. Some punks were acting like assholes so I didn’t give them any candy. They then toilet-papered my house, so I chased them down in my truck. I think I made one of them shit their pants.
Paging Sec 108, you're needed in the Mt. Baker neighborhood.
Sec 108 to the Mt. Baker neighborhood.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 1, 2008 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I covered the windows on my front door and didn't have a knock all night.
I’m not much of a Halloween person. But when I have kids, I am sure I will be more into it.
You have made a wise decision
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
And I'm officially stuck at work late...
And I have to be back here at 8am for a stupid meeting.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
I had a real tough customer in here
Apparently lowering your car payment from $515 per month to less than $400 per month on a car with a ton more features and better gas mileage than what you are currently driving isn’t an easy decision to make. So it took almost an hour to decide. I wanna punch him in the face
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Done
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I've made a terrible mistake
I made fresh caramel corn and ate almost the entire bowl. Sugar crash coming soon….. stomach ache imminent.
Whoops
I’m going straight to Red Robin as soon as I get out of work. Time for a big beer and a Ragin’ Cajun Chicken Burger (been craving one for a while)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Oi, I read Baker's blog for the first time in ages today.
It’ll probably be another month or three before I read his blog again. I swear all he’s doing these days is writing half-assed refutation pieces in response to whatever Dave Cameron has chosen to write about. I’m starting to think Pocket Lint was less annoying than Geoff is.
Why would you expose yourself to that?
I haven’t read Baker’s blog in ages…kinda curious now haha. Ever since finding LL there’s plenty of editorial-ish info here…Baker just frustrated me
I don't remember hating him so much but I just assumed it was because I was "ignorant" haha and now have gotten smarter as to what real journalism is
There was a point in time in which he had an amicable relationship with the USSM/LL.
Now it’s boiled down to a meta blog-war. Although I did get a laugh out of Dave saying something to the affect of “I was going to get mad at Geoff, then I remembered he’s wrong about everything.”
Haha that's funny
I had no idea really about the Baker relationship with LL…I just sort of stumbled upon this site at about the time I was really getting annoyed by Baker and then realized how much you all “loved” him so it worked and I’m still here
I win, biznatches!
All levels complete. Only took 4 hours to finish level 20. I used every piece you can (it cuts you off) and then I looked in the other users and you only need like 8 pieces plus a chain. Now I feel stupid.
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3768633
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I blame LL for ruining my Friday night.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Hyperbole, of course?
I’d imagine your nights filled with whimsy and giving to others. I figure you even feed and sing to the neighborhood strays on the nights you aren’t out fighting crimes against common decency and distributing ice cream and pretzels to your fellow (wo)men.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Yeah, yeah.
I did give someone a Blackberry tonight, but the rest of my night sucked a little bit! Threw my back out and ate too much caramel corn.
As long as the back-throwing didn't happen while eating the caramel corn,
it sounds like an excellent opportunity to lay on the couch for a night and set an empty bowl on your doorstep with “take one” on it.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
At least I had something to do at work
But now I wont be able to quit til I figure it out cuz I hate quitting anything….and the last thing I needed was more distractions! Dayum!
I wish I did sometimes. Would make life a lot easier and I wouldnt overwork myself
But I have the feeling of “you didn’t finish that” if I quit in the middle of something
Yeah that's not me
I’ve got 3 computers in various states of disrepair in my living room, plus a halfway finished bathroom repair (it’s the spare, so no hurry), and I’m still not fully unpacked after moving here back in June. I’ll get around to it though…
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not a "Type A" person cuz I definitely am not a neat freak about general stuff but projects get me
Well I might be a neat freak about the kitchen…haha…
Yeah, I would probably want to finish your projects.Whether I found the time is a different story cuz I am always working on something else it seems…
Which reminds me I still have shit to unpack and my room is in a bit of disarray cuz I’m sorta redoing it (but that will annoy me until I deem it done) since I consider that a project.
My fiancee is like that
Every time she’s here she immediately begins arranging/organizing/cleaning my place. Like, even when we first got together she was doing that. Kinda nice, but I should probably get on it. I’m not a messy person at all, but I allow clutter to build because it takes a while before I do anything about it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, that's awesome
I had no idea that it cut you off.
Congrats. Now you think you have free time, but you’ll find yourself returning to try to do the levels in different ways :(
Ryan Rowland-Smith for President
Already happening.
I’m determined to make a catapult version of the Tube.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Weee proof!


It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Now back to my tube catapulting...that should only take until sunrise.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
So I pick up my son tonight, and he wanted to watch a movie with me before bed (meaning I turn it on and he falls asleep)
He walked over to the movie cabinet and grabbed MOTHERFUCKING GHOSTBUSTERS because he said he hasn’t watched it in a while and thought it was good to watch because of Halloween. I win at parenting
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Turns out you can't find someone you've never met before on a street packed shoulder to shoulder.
I did not see a person wearing either a log or a too-small baseball. Flask, I hope you had fun out there.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 10:48 PM PDT reply actions
You aren't coming across as very drunk
Wasn’t that the plan? Either way, hope you enjoyed it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
My kid got a ton of pencils tonight while Trick-or-Treating
Who the hell gives out pencils for Halloween? Like, every 5th house was giving them out. He was pissed
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
We gave out play-doh.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
See, now that's acceptable
Because it can be played with, and then eaten if desired
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The kids loved it.
I also gave out Chibi (Non-assembled) figures to the older ones that didn’t want play-doh. They liked those even better.
These things are pretty cool, btw.
http://www.macula.tv/gallery/Illustration/gallery/catrina/main.htm
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I remember I always got one or two.
I have been noticing on the front pages of MSN, Yahoo, etc that there have been a LOT of articles about how candy makes kids fat blah blah blah here are some healthier choices yadda yadda yadda including not giving candy at all but a substitute….
Sounds like people are listening…that’s sad….Halloween is FOR candy and sometimes the only time kids can have it!
Pencils are not healthier than candy.
He got like 15 of them! It’s crap. It takes the fun out of going through his bag and stealing all the good stuff from him making sure he got plenty of candy.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That is crap!! I'd be PISSED!!!
That’s unfortunate…he’d notice if you stole his candy if he didn’ get much. It was always easy to steal from my sister cuz my neighborhood is pretty big and kid-friendly and a few houses would give out those king size chocolate bars. Unfortunately she doesnt trick or treat anymore… Although someone her age (18) came to my parents’ door last year I heard.
I took him out 2 years ago
I had just turned 22, but people were giving us both candy since I look very young for my age after I’ve shaved. It was awesome, even though the people probably though that I was his older brother or something
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
That's awesome!
At least you got something for being out in the cold!
I think my parents will offer the older siblings candy too even if it’s obvious they are there just to babysit the kiddies. I think theyve asked the parents (like middle-age parents) if they wanted some too.
YES
Halloween isn’t the problem, it’s the other 364 goddamned days of the year.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 1, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
*Graphite
But that’s probably it. People buying boxes of Halloween themed pencils for 99 cents because it’s cheaper than candy
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Where'd you get mechanical pencils from?
These are plain-old wooden POS pencils
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Graphite is the "lead" in normal pencils now, Gomez.
/Retreats from Gomez’s grassy yard area.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
WHAT HAS THIS COUNTRY COME TO
This is the ignorance you develop when you spend the last 15 years using nothing but pens.
Back in my day, frankfurters cost a nickel.
And you could see a talkie for 2 cents.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Thanks for the backup there
I wasn’t quite sure where he was going with that. I thought the graphite thing was common knowledge. Sorry for any confusion, Gomez.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
According to the NY Daily News,
Hank Steinbrenner adores Manny.
“Personally, I like Manny,” said Steinbrenner, the Yankees’ co-chairman. “He’s one of the greatest hitters in the history of the game. He’s a free spirit, for sure, but he knows how to win. We like some of the other guys, too. We just don’t know yet.”
I would have liked to see Manny hit .350 and break the single season HR record facing NL pitching for a whole season.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Watch Steinbrenner pull another Gary Sheffield 'handshake' deal without Cashman's input.
Why does Cashman even exist over there? From the slant the press puts on it, it makes any NY GM look like a puppet to me. Oh for the ability to be a fly on the wall for the closed door happenings on some of these FO staff. Manny and CC in pinstripes? yay. Wonder where Vlad would have wound up if the Angels had decided not to pick up his option year.
I am fortunate that I have crazy potheaded neighbors who stand on the walkway and yell at each other
They keep trick or treaters away.
I also have crazy pothead neighbors that are very loud at times
Oh yeah, those neighbors consist partly of my Mom and Brother. It’s funny
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
These are college kids too
I’m now approaching the age where yelling at them to get off my lawn might be appropriate.
Do it. I always fuck with my brother when he gets high next door with all of his friends
I go over and harass them all the time
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Color the water with food coloring for added laughs
Use warm water and yellow coloring and tell them it’s piss
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit it's 2:45.
What has FC done to my life?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
It's 12;05 here.
And I’m still working on 19.
Man do I love midgets.
Most wasted Friday Night.
Finally I knuckled to curiosity and checked out douchebags with hot chicks. Damn you kevin ess! The pouty lips, orange skin, shaved chest hair… the horror… the horror…
Now I know what to wear for a Halloween costume next year.
I'm pretty sure that didn't actuallly happen.
Lets agree, as men of character, that that didn’t happen and there’s no point in ever discussing random things that NEVER HAPPENED.
Psycho sounded killer.
Dirty Robber was off the damned chains.
I actually thought it was a pretty amazing set. Aside from things that didn’t happen. Also, I saw Michael Stipe, Brian Wilson (!) and Mark Arm there, so that was pretty cool. Apparently Mike Watt was there too.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 1, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I was gonna say that; that was easily in the top 3.
I….I saw old people :(
lucky bastard. ooh, wait, I saw Dave Holmes by the merch table.
Kent Morrill can still, uh, wail.
I think my girlfriend and I pissed all the lame old squares in our section off by danicing like crazy, but I couldn’t really give less of a shit.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
And I was at a goddamned first birthday party for a friend's kid.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
its like that qwest in indiana jones and the temple of nazis when he has to take a leap of faith
by Robert on Nov 1, 2008 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I was piss ed becausew thety delayed our lunch in 7th grade to watch that fucking movie
by Robert on Nov 1, 2008 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
its like "duh hes dead they showeed it in the first sceeene
by Robert on Nov 1, 2008 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
uh helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooo the boat sinks why are u guys acting so tensr
?
by Robert on Nov 1, 2008 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Unless ur talking about that guyyyyyyyyyyy that hit the propellor
by Robert on Nov 1, 2008 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
th an i mother fucking loled all night long
by Robert on Nov 1, 2008 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I also loled when hans moleman got hit in the groin with a football
by Robert on Nov 1, 2008 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
so any way whats happening m y mc crackins?
by Robert on Nov 1, 2008 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
and if this was a fan post i would right "sorry nola" for the first time ever because my freinds stole m y phone and texted her
by Robert on Nov 1, 2008 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I bet the ruskies are sorry for barking done the wrongf tree amiritew?
by Robert on Nov 1, 2008 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
its a game of mutally assurred felix hernandez
by Robert on Nov 1, 2008 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
dearr felix i love you more than blonde ahair
by Robert on Nov 1, 2008 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
right now i am posting whatever comes to m y head i appppolgize
by Robert on Nov 1, 2008 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
its like a live journal on meth abd beer
by Robert on Nov 1, 2008 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
This is absolutely the best thing I have ever seen.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Nov 11, 2008 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
i am rec'ing every post in this subthread
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 1, 2008 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions
How is this not green?
Is it because Matthew’s head is sliding off his neck? Susan’s armpit balloons? The flying dolphin?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 1, 2008 5:25 AM PDT up reply actions
You obviously aren't the stalker I thought you were.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
So here's a Halloween picture.

I’m the one on the left (as Zombie Flanders) and that’s my friend on the right (as Officer Dangle from Reno 911). We’re showing off the ’stache power in this photo.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 1, 2008 9:15 AM PDT reply actions
Wow, nice! I'm a little afraid of stache power, though.
So I’m spending my Saturday in bed researching my trip in March.
I cancelled Ireland and am going to Italy instead.
Capri, Napoli, Cinque Terre, Firenze.
Obviously I can't tell my right from my left.
I’m on the right, my friend is on the left.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 1, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
So is everybody super hung over today?
Is that why there’s no Weekend OT Thread? I’ve been bored as hell at work, and this place has been way too slow
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
I have met this itch many a time
I didn’t get to drink at all last night. left work late, picked up my kid, and went home and watched Ghostbusters until I fell asleep on the couch
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
I beat it a long time ago
But all this talk about it has me playing through it again and using unconventional methods for everything. It’s been entertaining
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
I hate this game. I hate it. It won't let me stop.
Now I’m going through and trying to beat every level using as few pieces as possible (ideally 5 or less).
I’m through the first page (1-11) never using more than 3 pieces, but “up the stairs” has me stuck.
Ryan Rowland-Smith for President
I'm guessing to beat the whole thing took you one hour and seven minutes.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
The eighth minute was purely cheering. Didn't count.
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About about 4 hours, but some of that was just experimenting with cool solutions
by Graham MacAree on Nov 1, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Throwing sticks is my favourite way to solve things
by Graham MacAree on Nov 1, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Just feel secure in the thought that within hours, you will be in the loving embrace of the ess household.
OK, turn some more lights on.
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You're our guest. No.
If you have a preference in wine, make it known.
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Just share your awesome pretzel recipe with us, and we're good.
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I just got a $100 gift card to use at Amazon.com.
I have no idea why.
Congratulations! You just won the South African lottery! Email me immediately, sir.
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So is my lottery. Please, sir. Email me right away. The fate of our Turkish ambassador is at stake.
Seriously, really? Did you fill out a form for a contest? There was no explanation? You lucky bastard.
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Ohhh now I know how I got it.
More schwag from that conference I was at last week.
Aha!! You lucky bastard.
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I keep hearing that the price of LCD television sets is going to plummet this holiday season.
I might hang on to it and see how low a 32" set sinks.
This seems like a good choice.
Just don’t buy it from Radio Shack. I hear those guys are cocks. Y’know, you should go to Video Only, or “you’ll be sorry.”
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Don't forget those Radio Shack employees that used to work at Fry's.
Those guys are asshats.
Fuckin' tech-nazis.
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Starring Sissy Spacek?
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Scary. And probably already a movie.
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I've been unsuccessful at this for at least 15 years.
Perhaps my musical legacy.
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Sorry for the huskies taunting then.
Oddly enough, I cheered for football today.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 1, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't stop progress. I will convert you, my pretty.
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Darlin', you're my good friend now. It's inevitable.
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Is this supposed to offend an Oregon State fan?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 2, 2008 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Oregon St >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>Oregon
Oh I am not looking forward to that level at all.
Nicely done.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 1, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Stuff it buffet
I think I’ve decided to have a Thanksgiving stuffing buffet the week after Thanksgiving. 5 kinds of stuffing, turkey, mashed potatoes and pies. If anyone gets hungry you’re welcome.
I see your !!! and raise you ???!!!
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Hmmm. Let me check my schedule.
Just make sure those shady dudes from the other night aren’t there. I still can’t find my wallet. I think their names were Mathew and Graham, but I couldn’t understand a damned thing the latter was saying. Is he South African or something? And what’s with that diver dude??
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Let's make it really obtuse and obscure. Something that no one would expect, like "I'm a dick."
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I am perfectly acceptable with this decision.
When do you leave before Thanksgiving?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 1, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok I'll chat you. But not now. Sleepy.
Yay for an extra hour of sleep.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 1, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
INDEED. It's already 10:12 at my house.
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Outside of the fact that I'm so totally going to hug the shit out of you tomorrow?
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I know the week you've had. I've had a long one too.
Sufficed to say, you’re in loving, capable hands tomorrow.
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I just posted a new topic on the LL Facebook discussion board about the stuffing feast.
Including a menu that may change a bit when NOLA and I discuss things.
WOW.
Visit the group page people because my mouth is already watering.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 2, 2008 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
Oh c'mon. I know you people are still awake. Don't do this to me again.
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Your phone goes straight to voicemail.
Whereas you could have voicemale.
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I'm serious, people. And fuck you Robert - I'll start posting random pictures of kittens.
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I can has a brain hemorrage?
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Good point.
Still, entertain me. The internet addict is out. I need you all. When she comes home (ANY TIME NOW) it’s lights out for my internet privileges.
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Entertain you?
Do you want me to tell you what different kinds of stuffing there will be? It’s all I got.
Soilent Green?
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Apple sourdough, Bacon pecan, Sausage apple, Classic onion/celery, and I haven't chosen the 5th yet.
Soilent Green?
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AWESOME.
But how are we going to get ASUBoyd to come to your house?
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I won't be bringing ASUBoyd. I have a hard time carrying massive douchebags.
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I want to say that I think the band Spoon is drastically underrated and awesome.
I’ve met them. I bought their first EP CD when it came out. I love them.
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I dig this graphic. Any Tick reference is A-OK with me.
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Night night. I'm headed there as well.
Been drinking wine tonight, and dfjdekjybfhj trjhkgsfbdlteorsjkitgjeazjhg.
Love you all.
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Sad news, everyone.
King of the Hill has been canceled by FOX.
I always felt that this was the most underrated show in FOX’s Sunday night lineup. I’ll miss you, Chuck Mangione.
I remember it being pretty funny in the very beginning the first few times I watched it
but then… I dunno it’s not bad, but I never thought it was that funny.
Considering all the great shows that struggle to get two or three seasons I think they should feel fortunate that got 13.
by JI on Nov 2, 2008 9:45 AM PST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Nov 2, 2008 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
He's out for blood but he is alive.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 2, 2008 5:54 PM PST up reply actions
So I'm DJing another dance for the same high school this week.
This time they are paying me $650.
They can tell me to play a Canterbury Tales audiobook and I wont give a shit this time around.

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