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OTFPOTD-Fantastic Contraption addition (also, Halloween)

Okay, so Fantastic Contraption now rules my life. Feel free to post your triumphs, tribulations, and disasters here (I still can't make a suitable catapult, but my tanks kick ass).

Also, y'all are invited to my local pub for Halloween. Big costume contest and cash prizes if any of you are in the north end (also a chance to meet Thingray and Jeanuts). Details to follow if anyone is interested (I won't advertise for them unless someone is interested).

Please reference LL bowling night. I haven't read the post yet, but I'm already excited!

BTW, I didn't jump the gun this time, I was just the only one up late enough to post this thing this early in the morning! HA!!

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I'm going to go to bed now, but everyone have fun.

I’ll read you in the morning.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 12:55 AM PDT reply actions  

God I suck at that game

Stuck on level 6 or so, how do you make a catapult?

by OlSalty on Oct 31, 2008 1:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Excellent

I love the ones that take a long time

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love that one.

MIne was boring compared to that.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make a triangle with a moving wheel at the top

then put a wood rod out straight out from the side of the circle, then attache a blue rod to the end of the wood rod and to one of the hooks on the wheel. This is really basic but you’ll get more ideas from seeing this simple one in action.

by coolguyrob on Oct 31, 2008 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Confucius Say:

Man with 4 balls cannot walk!

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are guys with only one ball who probably hate you.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I played this level for so long

and a conveyor belt never came to mind. I just built a car:

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3685867

Ryan Rowland-Smith for President

by darmok on Oct 31, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But....

How did you start out with one ball already in the front?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the balls is inside the box

So it can be moved to wherever you want

Having four in the back wasn’t a huge problem, though, I think it might’ve been possible

Ryan Rowland-Smith for President

by darmok on Oct 31, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But part of that ramp is in the box.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I figured out a desing that should work.

I’m obsessed with it because it contains just three wheels, but so far I haven’t gotten the placement right.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Oct 31, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Times like these I miss the Cloud Room

But, straight down Pine gets you to Von’s which is ok. Up the hill 2.5 blocks to Baltic Room. Six Arms is over on Pike, but meh. There is a bar in the convention center last time I was in there, also meh. You could hit the bar in Gameworks also.

All that said Nitelite may be the best choice.

by Sec 108 on Oct 31, 2008 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can put things anywhere in the box.

In fact, putting wheels on top helps if you have a tank that likes to roll over.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Carmen San Diego

going to be seen on Frenchman St. tonight?

by FlaskInSafeco on Oct 31, 2008 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course!

Halloween on Frenchman St is pretty much the greatest thing ever. It’s like all of the fun of Mardi Gras compressed into a single night. Have you been before?

by FlaskInSafeco on Oct 31, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's just people in the streets everywhere with really great costumes.

There’s bars and clubs playing live music, but I’d recommend bringing some booze along, because it takes forever to get a drink. I always end up running into just about everyone I know in town while I’m down there. I’ve never been to the Krewe of Boo before, but that should be fun. I’m going to a party before I head down there at my friends’ house.

by FlaskInSafeco on Oct 31, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Non-no-alcohol?

That has a great ring to it

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good, flasks are just so darn handy.

I’m building a costume right now, but I’m not sure if it will work. I’m planning on making a cylinder out of cardboard that I can wear, and painting it brown and sticking branches on it. Then I’ll but a big red letter B on it and go as a B-log.

If that doesnt work then I’ll go with my permanent stand-by: a baseball costume my mother made for me when I was eight. It’s “signed” by Ken Griffey Jr.

by FlaskInSafeco on Oct 31, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woo Halloween!

Oh wait. I’m sitting alone in a hotel room in some random city where I can’t communicate. Damn.

by brayden04 on Oct 31, 2008 7:31 AM PDT reply actions  

For some reason they give us each our own hotel room.

I don’t know why, I have two beds. What the hell am I to do with two beds? I’d rather room with someone so I have someone to hang out with. And most everybody is asleep, or getting there. My sleep schedule is a little weird though.

by brayden04 on Oct 31, 2008 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like the kids in Rat Race?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, when are you coming by?

I’m having lunch with a former colleague at noon or so, and want to make sure I see you.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say rent it out to someone.

I’m sure you can find takers.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

...

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh so much work.

I’m phenomenally lazy outside of basketball.

by brayden04 on Oct 31, 2008 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm here because atashi wa tsukiai warui.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watashi no nihongo osoroshi!

Watashi wa hensugiru!

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Toyota!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

My record label is called Tsurumi records. Can you tell me what it's named for?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's named after a bridge my best friend loves in Yokohama.

It’s his favorite place in the world, and next year we’re going there to meet with two bands we signed from the area.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bittorrent is your friend.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get utorrent, then google ' "stuff you want" torrent '

And make sure you scan that stuff before you open it.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dress up crazy and go roam the streets asking for candy

And videotape the results. Sounds like big fun to me

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trick or Treat!

I want some candy, dammit!

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 7:38 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm dressing as a blind referee this evening. I look fantastic.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 7:42 AM PDT reply actions  

That second sentence has nothing to do with my costume. It's just in general.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Woot!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man I wish I was as creative

with Halloween costumes as you guys. How do people come up with their costume ideas??

by brayden04 on Oct 31, 2008 7:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Alcohol.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

You athletes are screwed, not being able to poison yourselves (unless your last name is Daly).

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha yeah.

Last year I could sometimes, but this year all our games are on Saturday and Sunday. My only off day is Monday, and Sunday night is….not a great night to go out. I think I have one off weekend around New Years. That will probably be a crazy weekend hahaha. Definitely be some stress to let off.

I tend to get my fill in the summer, when I don’t have a job.

by brayden04 on Oct 31, 2008 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOTD...

Drink up, kiddies.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 8:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Now that's awesome.

I had baconnaise dipping sauce or whatever it was called last night with some pommes frites. I made a little paper cone for them and everything. That shit was delicious.

by royalcurve on Oct 31, 2008 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you didn't.

Now life’s really not fair. I have to wait for my Baconnaise to ship. :(

Good news, though. My local stores have Bacon Salt now.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm happy for you at least.

I’m looking forward to my impending heart attack even more now.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get to see two of you today.

Gotta take H to soccer at 10, then I’ll head to Northgate, then Fremont. Good?

by royalcurve on Oct 31, 2008 8:49 AM PDT reply actions  

You're a blonde??

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to guess you're a comic book fan.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounded really cool.

I have tons of friends who are into comics, I just never really have been. This might sound strange, but too many pictures for me.

by Sec 108 on Oct 31, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got into Comic Con a few years back on a free press pass.

Got priority seating for panels and everything.

I wrote for a satirical college paper, and everyone on the staff used it to get press passes. Not that we’d actually ever cover anything.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Oct 31, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was how I got in to PAX '07

Picked up a pass from a developer friend and was able to get in to the Omegathon early, and sat it in the front row. It was awesome

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going as Charlie Chaplin...

…but then someone stole my top hat and now I look like Hitler.

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 9:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Face it, you've always looked like Hitler.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure weaton4life did.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't tell me Pam is sleeping with Kevin.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's true.

I dont think the show would be better without Pam and Jim, just the Pam-Jim relationship. Now that you mention it, all three of the main plot lines revolved around love interests. The Dwight and Andy interview was pretty great, though.

by FlaskInSafeco on Oct 31, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't watch anything.

Jeanuts finished her corporate budget last night, so we went out for drinks to celebrate. Then we cam home and played FC for a few hours then went to bed..

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going as Dr House

I have a blazer, light blue t shirt, a winter cap he wears, scruff cuz I haven’t shaved in a few days, a cane and I have a pill bottle in my front pocket filled with tic tacs that I’ll eat throughout my night out

Should be a sick as costume, figured these parts might appreciate it

by mariners124m on Oct 31, 2008 9:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Did he photoshop a prescribtion bottle

With house’s name, wilson as the prescribing doctor, and the dose of vicoden and tape it on the pill bottle?

If so, fuck

by mariners124m on Oct 31, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone have any good audiobook mp3s they'd like to share?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 9:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone else even like audiobooks?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wife is so tired of me saying that.

Auditory dyslexia sucks when combined with years of playing loud music and working in print shops.

by Sec 108 on Oct 31, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know the feeling well.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Halloween Wondermark!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, last night I couldn't sleep and was up until three

This wouldn’t have been so bad but Comcast fucked up my internet all night and I couldn’t find any good TV, so I became very bored. Boredom+Insomnia is really crappy

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

17, 19 and 21 are killing me.

I even thought I got it in the goal on 17, but it won’t give me the victory.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

You aren't low enough.

You need to get it almost touching the ground.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

And 21's easy.

You just have to brace against the corner. A triangle will do it.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it.

Brace what against what corner?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

That works too,

I didn’t save mine, but look for the one of the ones with two wheels and a couple of sticks in a triangle and you’ll see what I did.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remade it.

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3752082

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose it only really needs that one "inside" pivot point, doesn't it?

So mine was a little complicated, so what, wannafightaboutit? :)

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't going to bring it up,

but my first clear of that one was a catapult that launched around the open side.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tried that.

As I’ve stated many times, my catapults are more like kittenapults.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's awesome. Elegant.

I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.

by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like a ghost town in here...

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

You are all playing Fantastic Contraption.

Actually the whole town is a ghost town. Our phone has been silent all day. No one is returning correspondence. It is creepy.

by Sec 108 on Oct 31, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our office is quiet, but traffic was a nightmare this morning.

Where the hell is everyone going on Halloween?

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sonics concert! The Nitelite!

Wooooooo

(traffic in the south end today was gorgeous, aside from the really heavy rain. Guess a lot of people are making it a three-day weekend, the lucky bastards).

by marc w on Oct 31, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm at a high enough level I really can't play at work anymore.

I can’t concentrate on work and the game at the same time, and do either one of them very well.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was mine.

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3734021

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Umm, I don't have it either.

I think that means it’s loading up, you might have to wait a minute.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It worked this time.

I like how you used a weight to get it back to vertical. Good idea!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting on the tip idea.

I tried that and didn’t have enough patience to get the angles right.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see how that mightbe a problem.

Maybe that’s why I could never get the angle right.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the loose rods actually helped stabilize mine.

I’m going to try to clean it up later and see if it still works.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh

I like this. Mine was a bit more complicated:

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3692012

but yesterday I figured I could get a prettier solution so I went back and made this one:

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3722456

Ryan Rowland-Smith for President

by darmok on Oct 31, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I didn't have the patience to try and time that.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm always trying to hold the thingy in the goal.

Hence this contraption:
http://fantasticcontraption.com/?designId=3734021

I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.

by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't stay in the goal though.

It stayed there a lot longer than mine did though, I’ll give you that!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what? It holds when I do it.

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by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the car from the VW ads?

I’d rather have that then the A-Team van.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

I’d like the A-Team van because it comes with that reel-to-reel tape deck thingy. And guns.

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it actually used in the show?

Cause I can build one myself for about 10 grand at the most.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it is...

At least according to that web site it is.

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty cool then.

I met a guy at a Mopar swap meet who had one of the actual General Lees from Duke of Hazzard.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the FC OTFPOTD, I submit the following...

My proudest achievement (Down Under):
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3744389

I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.

by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful.

Ryan Rowland-Smith for President

by darmok on Oct 31, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping you guys could forward my personal ad on to anyone you know who might be interested...

Link

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I was smiling while reading that,

But then I got the picture and almost fell out of my chair laughing. Holy shit

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And his shirt! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is great

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the shirt too.

The part that cracks me up is he says “no more than 115lbs”, then goes on to say “no skinny chicks, I like women with meat on them”.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't saying that I didn't like it.

I love it, in fact. But a guy like that wearing it makes me laugh for some reason

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn't you puff up your hair a little?

It would make you look taller.

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by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he's pink and pudgy?

He reminds me of that character in Lord of the Flies…

Or was it the sexism?

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by The Alaskan on Oct 31, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I was first.

I came dressed as a reputable businessman but you gave me no candy.

by Sec 108 on Oct 31, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I CAN'T READ!!!!

BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thank you!

One of my personal favorites as well.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

no....no pretzel?

I know the feeling. I’ve been too exhausted to fend off the cats recently. It’s only because it’s THE SONICS!!!! that I’m really able to leave the house tonight.

This week has absolutely killed, and not in the good way that the kids mean…

by marc w on Oct 31, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no! Stay w/the cats.

I’m not really sure when I’ll be there. I’m far away and still at work. I’d like to go there before the show, but when I get there depends on a lot of things. Another time.
I’m difficult, I know.

by marc w on Oct 31, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a great Japanese how-to manual.

I am going to translate it for you:

1. Upon approaching a covered plate of poop, scrutinize for a short while at a close distance.
2. Take poop plate home and proudly show your roommate. Say something witty that will make him feel jealous.
3. Remove lid. Prepare utensils, then savor it’s stunning bouquet.
4. Light the poo plate aflame, and if a swimsuit-clad female approaches and asks you to share, tell her she may not have any.
5. When the woman storms out of your house, she may leave the door open. A strong wind may blow. Yell at the wind to leave you alone.
6. Extinguish poo-poo platter. Place on head. Ponder how many fucking times poop has ruined potential relationships.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 31, 2008 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok now they've downgraded to that song that talks about

Left one step now turn around to the left take it back now yo one hop this time right foot two stomps left foot two stomps sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide to the left.

Yes I can hear it perfectly.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noooo there is so much better music...

not over and over again…and i’m sure it’s not good if someone not MJ is singing

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have this problem

where I have to use at least one thing I already own in conjunction with my Halloween costume every year, and this year I decided I needed to use my old roommate’s Tiki mask. So if you see a shirtless white dude who probably shouldn’t be shirtless walking around with a hulu skirt and a wooden mask in Pioneer Square that’s me.

I have no shame.

by Omerta on Oct 31, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't blame you.

I simply can’t help myself.

by Omerta on Oct 31, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Glad you weren’t at my end of summer party then.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.... it's a thing.

I was young, there was an incident…..

by royalcurve on Oct 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had tequila,

that’s at least a plus…

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had three or four different kinds,

but no Patron that I’m aware of.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you have Tarantula?

Last time I got truly wasted it was on that

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said we had tequila.

Tarantula doesn’t qualify. Tastes like Fruit Loops with well tequila poured over them.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fruit Loops are okay,

but I don’t want them in my adult beverages.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the first and last time i had Tarantula. But I had already drunk a whole lot of whiskey and vodka so i don't think I cared.

The actually fruity drinks kinda make me sick. I had a mixed drink actually called Sweet Tarts and tasted how it sounds. Tasted god but nasty hangover

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've sampled a Sweet Tart before.

Not really my gig.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before that night I didnt even know there were drinks that sweet

I have to be in the mood for something that sweet…straight Jack however? anytime

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Washington Apple is about as sweet as I'll go,

and you have to push me pretty hard to drink that.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm that sounds good! Apple is my favorite flavor in sweet candy

I’m not real experienced with mixed drinks and half the time I don’t even know what’s in whatever I’m drinking but I do enjoy a good Tequila Sunrise or Sex on the Beach.
Always looking for more good drinks to try…

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a time when I thought all Tequila tasted like Jose Cuervo

and thus I didn’t drink Tequila for years…until by chance someone bought me a shot of Patron…it’s heavenly.

by Omerta on Oct 31, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My fiancee prefers Cuervo,

unless you get into the real high-end stuff.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't encourage him please.

Ah hell, go for it.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.

I’ve no idea at all how to play this game. But I did make it through one all by myself!

There’s a reason why I dropped out of Physics class in HS… No way I’d ever become an engineer…

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks fascinating but looks like something I'd fail

Chemistry, physics, math of any sort I didnt normally fail at but it sure wasnt easy…iwouldnt make it as an engineer either

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off to ze party.

I’m bringing my Virgil from Tombstone costume as a back-up just in case my nipples freeze off. I couldn’t find any coconut bras at Pike Place this year…funny because I saw some last year.

Have fun everyone! Happy Halloween!

by Omerta on Oct 31, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy Halloween folks!

I’m off to scare the neighborhood children.

by Sec 108 on Oct 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Or clothes.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woooooo! Level 19 is done!

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3761551

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome!

Ryan Rowland-Smith for President

by darmok on Oct 31, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

19 can kiss my shiny metal ass.

I’ve been stuck on it for a day and a half. It’s the only one I have left.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nicely done.

It’s so complicated, I couldn’t even copy it if I tried!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 31, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats!!!

I am curious about it and might take a whack at it for shits and giggles…but don’t think I’ll be making level 19!

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Level 20 is ridiculous

I’m trying to make a kind of fishing line to throw it over the wall and swing back into the goal, but no luck so far.

by OlSalty on Oct 31, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the only one I have left.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got friends coming over tonight to celebrate Halloween.

In addition to watching Ghostbusters, I’m thinking of subjecting them to an impromptu karaoke night.

by BrianL on Oct 31, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Listen! Do you smell something?

Ghostbusters is my favorite movie EVER

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Atari picked up the rights to the GB video game Sierra was working on.

Brian Crecente over at Kotaku got his hands on an alpha copy and said it looked excellent.

by BrianL on Oct 31, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I can't wait

Ghostbusters 3 in spirit (har har)

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The vids I've see have looked pretty good

And really, having the whole cast doing voicework and Aykroyd penning the script will make it good just on principle. Gameplay being good would just be gravy

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delicious gravy then...

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a rumor that with the Wii version

you can WiFi your Nintendo DS to the wii and use it as a PKE meter. Haven’t heard anything on that in a while, though.

by BrianL on Oct 31, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ghostbusters was the first film I purchased on DVD.

Back when when DVD players and the discs themselves were new and expensive, I could only afford one. Stepped into a Costco with my parents one day and saw it among the handful of DVD films they had in stock.

by BrianL on Oct 31, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom went and saw it while pregnant with me

For some reason, I must have paid real attention because I was a toddler running around playing Ghostbusters while watching the VHS tape at my house

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude I loved the SHIT out of that show

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINK

I’m sure my son would also love the SHIT out of it

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bananas

You win

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I'm using my newfangled Macbook and have no idea what I'm doing

I leave for work in about an hour, so hopefully I’ll be ok

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in the process of rebuilding it

I’ve been using my thinkpad though, but it’s at home because I was torrenting something else and didn’t want to deal with it crashing all day here at work

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And again, thank you

Though I truly have little idea what I’m doing. I’m making it up as I go along

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was born in '84

So I was in during the heyday. I used to have every episode on my computer, but it was an old machine and it died on me

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn't so bad though

Of course, I’m biased. I do think back on it and laugh at the PC-ness of it though. White guy in wheelchair, Asian Girl, Black Guy…

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So where should I take myself out to dinner tonight?

I was thinking The Ram in Northgate, but I dunno. I’m a meat and potatoes kind of guy

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I am officially crotchety.

Some kids just knocked on my door. I don’t have my porch light on or anything, and am not participating in trick or treating. But they kept banging on the door and I did have some little bags of Skittles, so I gave them two each and they didn’t say anything, just walked away. So I yelled “YOU’RE WELCOME” after them and slammed the door.

by royalcurve on Oct 31, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

How old were the kids?

Big enough to know better then to be stupid while trick or treating, or young enough to be awkward and shy around strangers while trick or treating?

54!

by joof on Oct 31, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I covered the windows on my front door and didn't have a knock all night.

I’m not much of a Halloween person. But when I have kids, I am sure I will be more into it.

by Wilder. on Oct 31, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I'm officially stuck at work late...

And I have to be back here at 8am for a stupid meeting.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yay

I’m at work too…at least til 10:30

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a real tough customer in here

Apparently lowering your car payment from $515 per month to less than $400 per month on a car with a ton more features and better gas mileage than what you are currently driving isn’t an easy decision to make. So it took almost an hour to decide. I wanna punch him in the face

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've made a terrible mistake

I made fresh caramel corn and ate almost the entire bowl. Sugar crash coming soon….. stomach ache imminent.

by royalcurve on Oct 31, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoops

I’m going straight to Red Robin as soon as I get out of work. Time for a big beer and a Ragin’ Cajun Chicken Burger (been craving one for a while)

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oi, I read Baker's blog for the first time in ages today.

It’ll probably be another month or three before I read his blog again. I swear all he’s doing these days is writing half-assed refutation pieces in response to whatever Dave Cameron has chosen to write about. I’m starting to think Pocket Lint was less annoying than Geoff is.

by BrianL on Oct 31, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would you expose yourself to that?

I haven’t read Baker’s blog in ages…kinda curious now haha. Ever since finding LL there’s plenty of editorial-ish info here…Baker just frustrated me

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a point in time in which he had an amicable relationship with the USSM/LL.

Now it’s boiled down to a meta blog-war. Although I did get a laugh out of Dave saying something to the affect of “I was going to get mad at Geoff, then I remembered he’s wrong about everything.”

by BrianL on Oct 31, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha that's funny

I had no idea really about the Baker relationship with LL…I just sort of stumbled upon this site at about the time I was really getting annoyed by Baker and then realized how much you all “loved” him so it worked and I’m still here

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I win, biznatches!

All levels complete. Only took 4 hours to finish level 20. I used every piece you can (it cuts you off) and then I looked in the other users and you only need like 8 pieces plus a chain. Now I feel stupid.
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3768633

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate you guys

Fantastic Contraption is fucking addictive

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame LL for ruining my Friday night.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hyperbole, of course?

I’d imagine your nights filled with whimsy and giving to others. I figure you even feed and sing to the neighborhood strays on the nights you aren’t out fighting crimes against common decency and distributing ice cream and pretzels to your fellow (wo)men.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, yeah.

I did give someone a Blackberry tonight, but the rest of my night sucked a little bit! Threw my back out and ate too much caramel corn.

by royalcurve on Oct 31, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as the back-throwing didn't happen while eating the caramel corn,

it sounds like an excellent opportunity to lay on the couch for a night and set an empty bowl on your doorstep with “take one” on it.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least I had something to do at work

But now I wont be able to quit til I figure it out cuz I hate quitting anything….and the last thing I needed was more distractions! Dayum!

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I did sometimes. Would make life a lot easier and I wouldnt overwork myself

But I have the feeling of “you didn’t finish that” if I quit in the middle of something

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's not me

I’ve got 3 computers in various states of disrepair in my living room, plus a halfway finished bathroom repair (it’s the spare, so no hurry), and I’m still not fully unpacked after moving here back in June. I’ll get around to it though…

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not a "Type A" person cuz I definitely am not a neat freak about general stuff but projects get me

Well I might be a neat freak about the kitchen…haha…
Yeah, I would probably want to finish your projects.Whether I found the time is a different story cuz I am always working on something else it seems…
Which reminds me I still have shit to unpack and my room is in a bit of disarray cuz I’m sorta redoing it (but that will annoy me until I deem it done) since I consider that a project.

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My fiancee is like that

Every time she’s here she immediately begins arranging/organizing/cleaning my place. Like, even when we first got together she was doing that. Kinda nice, but I should probably get on it. I’m not a messy person at all, but I allow clutter to build because it takes a while before I do anything about it

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that's awesome

I had no idea that it cut you off.

Congrats. Now you think you have free time, but you’ll find yourself returning to try to do the levels in different ways :(

Ryan Rowland-Smith for President

by darmok on Oct 31, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already happening.

I’m determined to make a catapult version of the Tube.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weee proof!


It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I pick up my son tonight, and he wanted to watch a movie with me before bed (meaning I turn it on and he falls asleep)

He walked over to the movie cabinet and grabbed MOTHERFUCKING GHOSTBUSTERS because he said he hasn’t watched it in a while and thought it was good to watch because of Halloween. I win at parenting

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

My kid got a ton of pencils tonight while Trick-or-Treating

Who the hell gives out pencils for Halloween? Like, every 5th house was giving them out. He was pissed

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

We gave out play-doh.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, now that's acceptable

Because it can be played with, and then eaten if desired

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kids loved it.

I also gave out Chibi (Non-assembled) figures to the older ones that didn’t want play-doh. They liked those even better.

These things are pretty cool, btw.

http://www.macula.tv/gallery/Illustration/gallery/catrina/main.htm

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's funny cuz once I got play doh

and I thought that was AWESOME!!!! Heck I still remember it…

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember I always got one or two.

I have been noticing on the front pages of MSN, Yahoo, etc that there have been a LOT of articles about how candy makes kids fat blah blah blah here are some healthier choices yadda yadda yadda including not giving candy at all but a substitute….
Sounds like people are listening…that’s sad….Halloween is FOR candy and sometimes the only time kids can have it!

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pencils are not healthier than candy.

He got like 15 of them! It’s crap. It takes the fun out of going through his bag and stealing all the good stuff from him making sure he got plenty of candy.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is crap!! I'd be PISSED!!!

That’s unfortunate…he’d notice if you stole his candy if he didn’ get much. It was always easy to steal from my sister cuz my neighborhood is pretty big and kid-friendly and a few houses would give out those king size chocolate bars. Unfortunately she doesnt trick or treat anymore… Although someone her age (18) came to my parents’ door last year I heard.

by Smith18 on Oct 31, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took him out 2 years ago

I had just turned 22, but people were giving us both candy since I look very young for my age after I’ve shaved. It was awesome, even though the people probably though that I was his older brother or something

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's awesome!

At least you got something for being out in the cold!
I think my parents will offer the older siblings candy too even if it’s obvious they are there just to babysit the kiddies. I think theyve asked the parents (like middle-age parents) if they wanted some too.

by Smith18 on Nov 1, 2008 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Halloween isn’t the problem, it’s the other 364 goddamned days of the year.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 1, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

*Graphite

But that’s probably it. People buying boxes of Halloween themed pencils for 99 cents because it’s cheaper than candy

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mechanical pencils?!

I don’t know what the price of candy is these days, but….

by Gomez on Oct 31, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where'd you get mechanical pencils from?

These are plain-old wooden POS pencils

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Graphite is the "lead" in normal pencils now, Gomez.

/Retreats from Gomez’s grassy yard area.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT HAS THIS COUNTRY COME TO

This is the ignorance you develop when you spend the last 15 years using nothing but pens.

by Gomez on Oct 31, 2008 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back in my day, frankfurters cost a nickel.

And you could see a talkie for 2 cents.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the backup there

I wasn’t quite sure where he was going with that. I thought the graphite thing was common knowledge. Sorry for any confusion, Gomez.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to the NY Daily News,

Hank Steinbrenner adores Manny.

“Personally, I like Manny,” said Steinbrenner, the Yankees’ co-chairman. “He’s one of the greatest hitters in the history of the game. He’s a free spirit, for sure, but he knows how to win. We like some of the other guys, too. We just don’t know yet.”

I would have liked to see Manny hit .350 and break the single season HR record facing NL pitching for a whole season.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch Steinbrenner pull another Gary Sheffield 'handshake' deal without Cashman's input.

Why does Cashman even exist over there? From the slant the press puts on it, it makes any NY GM look like a puppet to me. Oh for the ability to be a fly on the wall for the closed door happenings on some of these FO staff. Manny and CC in pinstripes? yay. Wonder where Vlad would have wound up if the Angels had decided not to pick up his option year.

by dpseadv on Oct 31, 2008 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also have crazy pothead neighbors that are very loud at times

Oh yeah, those neighbors consist partly of my Mom and Brother. It’s funny

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are college kids too

I’m now approaching the age where yelling at them to get off my lawn might be appropriate.

by Gomez on Oct 31, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it. I always fuck with my brother when he gets high next door with all of his friends

I go over and harass them all the time

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Color the water with food coloring for added laughs

Use warm water and yellow coloring and tell them it’s piss

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 31, 2008 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit it's 2:45.

What has FC done to my life?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 31, 2008 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Most wasted Friday Night.

Finally I knuckled to curiosity and checked out douchebags with hot chicks. Damn you kevin ess! The pouty lips, orange skin, shaved chest hair… the horror… the horror…

Now I know what to wear for a Halloween costume next year.

by dpseadv on Nov 1, 2008 12:19 AM PDT reply actions  

For marc w.:

Aaaaaaaahhhh not Werewolves of London nooonooonoooo!!!!

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 1, 2008 12:28 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that didn't actuallly happen.

Lets agree, as men of character, that that didn’t happen and there’s no point in ever discussing random things that NEVER HAPPENED.

Psycho sounded killer.

by marc w on Nov 1, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirty Robber was off the damned chains.

I actually thought it was a pretty amazing set. Aside from things that didn’t happen. Also, I saw Michael Stipe, Brian Wilson (!) and Mark Arm there, so that was pretty cool. Apparently Mike Watt was there too.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 1, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say that; that was easily in the top 3.

I….I saw old people :(

lucky bastard. ooh, wait, I saw Dave Holmes by the merch table.

by marc w on Nov 1, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kent Morrill can still, uh, wail.

I think my girlfriend and I pissed all the lame old squares in our section off by danicing like crazy, but I couldn’t really give less of a shit.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Nov 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I was at a goddamned first birthday party for a friend's kid.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is awesome

Ryan Rowland-Smith for President

by darmok on Nov 1, 2008 3:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

So here's a Halloween picture.

I’m the one on the left (as Zombie Flanders) and that’s my friend on the right (as Officer Dangle from Reno 911). We’re showing off the ’stache power in this photo.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 1, 2008 9:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow, nice! I'm a little afraid of stache power, though.

So I’m spending my Saturday in bed researching my trip in March.
I cancelled Ireland and am going to Italy instead.
Capri, Napoli, Cinque Terre, Firenze.

by royalcurve on Nov 1, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

So is everybody super hung over today?

Is that why there’s no Weekend OT Thread? I’ve been bored as hell at work, and this place has been way too slow

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 1, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I have met this itch many a time

I didn’t get to drink at all last night. left work late, picked up my kid, and went home and watched Ghostbusters until I fell asleep on the couch

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 1, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Bitch

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 1, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic contraption all beaten.

Level 20 was an arse. Took me nearly an hour :(

by Graham MacAree on Nov 1, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I beat it a long time ago

But all this talk about it has me playing through it again and using unconventional methods for everything. It’s been entertaining

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Nov 1, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this game. I hate it. It won't let me stop.

Now I’m going through and trying to beat every level using as few pieces as possible (ideally 5 or less).
I’m through the first page (1-11) never using more than 3 pieces, but “up the stairs” has me stuck.

Ryan Rowland-Smith for President

by darmok on Nov 1, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just feel secure in the thought that within hours, you will be in the loving embrace of the ess household.

OK, turn some more lights on.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're our guest. No.

If you have a preference in wine, make it known.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations! You just won the South African lottery! Email me immediately, sir.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is my lottery. Please, sir. Email me right away. The fate of our Turkish ambassador is at stake.

Seriously, really? Did you fill out a form for a contest? There was no explanation? You lucky bastard.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh now I know how I got it.

More schwag from that conference I was at last week.

by BrianL on Nov 1, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aha!! You lucky bastard.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This seems like a good choice.

Just don’t buy it from Radio Shack. I hear those guys are cocks. Y’know, you should go to Video Only, or “you’ll be sorry.”

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckin' tech-nazis.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starring Sissy Spacek?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scary. And probably already a movie.

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by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been unsuccessful at this for at least 15 years.

Perhaps my musical legacy.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stuff it buffet

I think I’ve decided to have a Thanksgiving stuffing buffet the week after Thanksgiving. 5 kinds of stuffing, turkey, mashed potatoes and pies. If anyone gets hungry you’re welcome.

by royalcurve on Nov 1, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I see your !!! and raise you ???!!!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. Let me check my schedule.

Just make sure those shady dudes from the other night aren’t there. I still can’t find my wallet. I think their names were Mathew and Graham, but I couldn’t understand a damned thing the latter was saying. Is he South African or something? And what’s with that diver dude??

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's make it really obtuse and obscure. Something that no one would expect, like "I'm a dick."

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by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW.

Visit the group page people because my mouth is already watering.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Nov 2, 2008 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh c'mon. I know you people are still awake. Don't do this to me again.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm serious, people. And fuck you Robert - I'll start posting random pictures of kittens.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can has a brain hemorrage?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

Still, entertain me. The internet addict is out. I need you all. When she comes home (ANY TIME NOW) it’s lights out for my internet privileges.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Entertain you?

Do you want me to tell you what different kinds of stuffing there will be? It’s all I got.

by royalcurve on Nov 1, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soilent Green?

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by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soilent Green?

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by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME.

But how are we going to get ASUBoyd to come to your house?

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by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to say that I think the band Spoon is drastically underrated and awesome.

I’ve met them. I bought their first EP CD when it came out. I love them.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I dig this graphic. Any Tick reference is A-OK with me.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Night night. I'm headed there as well.

Been drinking wine tonight, and dfjdekjybfhj trjhkgsfbdlteorsjkitgjeazjhg.

Love you all.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.

by kevin_ess on Nov 1, 2008 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm DJing another dance for the same high school this week.

This time they are paying me $650.

They can tell me to play a Canterbury Tales audiobook and I wont give a shit this time around.

by BrianL on Nov 2, 2008 7:57 PM PST reply actions  

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