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Boston Red Sox
@ Los Angeles Angels

Friday, Oct 3, 2008, 6:37 PM PDT
Angel Stadium of Anaheim

Daisuke Matsuzaka vs Ervin Santana

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to center field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 70.

 

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Let's go Red Sox!

clap clap clapclapclap

9=8

by JI on Oct 3, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely awesome title.

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tell me about it. I woke up missing my pants last night.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops. Response to "Blackouts are stupid."

Funnier here, though.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

I guess Angel fans are quite so bad.

9=8

by JI on Oct 3, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yay

Carey and Chief Wiggum

9=8

by JI on Oct 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love that the Angels reward for lucking their way to 100 games

was drawing the best team in baseball.

Poetic justice at it’s finest.

9=8

by JI on Oct 3, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TAKE THAT ANGELS!

(no offense meant for eyebrows)

The road to hell is paved with Mariners.

by Taylor H on Oct 3, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This keeps getting better and better.

The road to hell is paved with Mariners.

by Taylor H on Oct 3, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hated that game

That was the day the season died.

9=8

by JI on Oct 3, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Mac

wherever you are

9=8

by JI on Oct 3, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably sucking Vidro's dick.

The road to hell is paved with Mariners.

by Taylor H on Oct 3, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's an image I don't need.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too late.

The road to hell is paved with Mariners.

by Taylor H on Oct 3, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this afternoon? Sheesh!

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh. Nevermind - Taylor was to blame for that image. Sorry.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mac always did love his veterans.

The road to hell is paved with Mariners.

by Taylor H on Oct 3, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed, sadly. I'm going to continue bathing in acid now.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That, contrarily, is a good image.

The road to hell is paved with Mariners.

by Taylor H on Oct 3, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Until you see how skinny and white my bones are.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point.

The road to hell is paved with Mariners.

by Taylor H on Oct 3, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember that game.

Weaver could have vindicated himself there, but no.

The road to hell is paved with Mariners.

by Taylor H on Oct 3, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not?

The road to hell is paved with Mariners.

by Taylor H on Oct 3, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. What was his tRA?

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by Taylor H on Oct 3, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5.39

Bad but not epically bad.

by Teej on Oct 3, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tRAwesome.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"The only way you win this as the Angels."

“you’ve got to score four runs before you make 27 outs.”

Ehhh, actually five, Einstein.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well hell, at least it's not McCarver.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I colored the whole thing in like five minbutes.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or minutes. Fucking wine.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you for making me look better.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you actually defending McCarver?

I ask because you may be the first human to do so ever.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frog and Toad Visit Yankee Stadium?

The road to hell is paved with Mariners.

by Taylor H on Oct 3, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why in the fuck am I watching this game?

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That is SO not worth three OMGs.

The road to hell is paved with Mariners.

by Taylor H on Oct 3, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG OMG OMG!

The road to hell is paved with Mariners.

by Taylor H on Oct 3, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the actual thing?

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by Taylor H on Oct 3, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had no idea he won the Masters.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What would happen if Vlad and Dice-K both strained their obliques in the exact same pitch?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

:o

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't understand this emoticon.

Laugh? Shock? Matt Stone’s character in Orgazmo?

by Teej on Oct 3, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All 3 + Paranoia

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wanna see what he'd do if he pitched for the rockies.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Results?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed.

Which is amusing considering most flukes go the Angels way.

by R.J. Anderson on Oct 3, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats because Mike Sciosca rapes a leprechaun before every season.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wear an awful uniform?

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really LA? Thundersticks?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was probably one of the years I lost faith in baseball.

2002? Yeah, definitely.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have your years wrong.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops is an anogram for poos.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anagram*

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Martin Gramatica-Esque

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.280/.336/.394

If that’s Ellsbury “Really coming into his own” then RSN is going to be pretty disappointed.

by Goose on Oct 3, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fett! How are you?

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same Fett as at MC?

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Dancin' with myse-elf..."

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm coming over with pizza

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, the neighborhood. But sadly my leg won't run the gas pedal right now.

Brace. And those other girls weren’t from the service either. I can’t believe you didn’t even know them. Well, I can believe it. That was some funny shit.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That, unfortunately, is my trademark upon this world.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I mention that when they left,

I asked them, “you’re leaving?? But we haven’t had any fun!” Two of the girls scoffed – the other said, “Call the agency later (gave phone number), I’ll see what I can do.”

Being married is funny.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No sh##?!! I missed that part!! Holy cow, just when you think the town's been cleaned up.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Having never met any of you in person for an extended period.

I figured those chicks were with the group. Just the timing with them arriving and you jumping up, and you popped the comment off so quick. Hey, pop me an email if you want to get together this weekend for a game. Pizza on me, we can split the beer.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Friends are in from Virginia. Mid next week?

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zeeks Pizza right by the zoo. Anyone else interested in coming?

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beautifull, but only if they are carrying a game. And I'm only sporting one medium dude.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have pull. Any game we want. This goes for everyone here.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But no girls from the service.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are welcome, but this comment makes me feel sad and alone.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah... Sorry about that.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No worries

It’s not like there’s many other people talking.

by Jeff on Oct 3, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Ted Turner!!

Please tell me the ALCS is going to be somewhere else…

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you sir, you've made my evening.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

They switch back and forth every year. ALCS on TBS and NLCS on FOX this year.

by Robert on Oct 3, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Robert, you're so goddamned right all the time,

you’re just goddamned wrong.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't ever watch anything above FSN that can't be torrented

And I choose my work schedule around something being on that I have to watch

by Robert on Oct 3, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn straight. Didn't realize it until tonight. PISSED.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because no child should witness the Mariners.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed, but I'm going to save my ranting for tomorrow's ot thread.

I’m on my horse about it tonight, and I’ve already been getting away from the game a bit too much.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's spelled manure.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's just that dpseadv and I have a very closeted homoerotic relationship, and we don't want our wives to know,

so we go to baseball blogs.

Or it’s that we both hate the Angels and are enjoying the bloodbath.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa wait! Closet not quiet enough!!! I'm gone 5 minutes and the cats out the bag??!!

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Textal diarrhea. Sorry. i just miss you like the desert misses rain.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about Texiera?

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus, he's lucky Vlad didn't put that out of the park. Here come the Halos.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JUMP JUMP JUMP

Jump around, jump around, jump up. jump up, and get down.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

is it inappropriate..

..to refer to Hunter as the Rally Monkey?

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's all that post season veteran... aww crap I'm not going to jump on that boat.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

It’s only not racist if they’re black AND Cuban.

by Double06 on Oct 3, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cubans are monkeys.

They don’t try hard enough.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, Castro is my cousin, and he was almost killed by a retarded gay dude.

Careful with your words.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait is that the one they used in Platoon?

I’d load iTunes, but with Gameday on I’m pretty sure I’ll crash.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My God, this game is the stake in my heart of '08. I'm rooting for the Angels. But I want the Sox to win.

So. Much. Hate. This game is just “Carrie” on rollerskates. I want a bloodbath.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuuuuuuuuuck.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can't find the strike zone. WTF.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's funny.

The Rays are the only team Jeff can even remotely tolerate in the AL playoffs this year.

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So Jeff could go on about his love for Twinkies?

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't get me started on the Twins.

I’m already pissed about Ted Turner’s stupid ass. Like he needs the cash. I’m done. Zipped.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is not alone in that assessment

Thought I do have a soft spot for individual players/managers here and there: IE Jamie Moyer, Sweet Lou, Griffey Jr.

by Omerta on Oct 3, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've started rooting for Jason Bay.

Just because all the shit that was talked about him after the trade and about how “he’d good but he can’t replace Manny.” Factor in defense and he’s been as good or better since the day of the trade.

by Teej on Oct 3, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How can you not root for a guy when people are expecting him to fail?

He’s a new addition to the BoSox, so I can’t blame him for the bandwagon fans invading Safeco.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't blame any of the players, really. I don't mind the Red Sox as a team or an organization.

The fans are a different story, obviously, but mostly the Sox don’t bother me. I’m jealous, and as long as I admit that. I’m OK with it.

by Teej on Oct 3, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I'm in the same boat. What gets on my nerves are the BoSox fan invasions of Safeco.

Every where you walk you here people talking in overly loud voices how they’ve been lifelong fans. Bullshit. Wait til the M’s get back on top, they’ll be back in teal or whatever the hell the color is, blabbering about how they’ve been long suffering M’s fans. I hate them, with my tiny, hardened, coal black heart.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I understand.

I guess the only Red Sox fans I know here in San Diego are pretty much lifers. Same with the Yankee fans. I have two or three big-time Yankees fans, and they were born and raised in New York. I guess I haven’t had to put up with much bandwagon-jumpers.

by Teej on Oct 3, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"It's a dangerous, dangerous world out her, buddy."

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a good point.

Pretty “clutch” (if I may be so bold) in the play-offs as well.

by Omerta on Oct 3, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Angels = teh suck

at scoring more than one run at a time. Where’s non-monkey Willits when you need him?

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it okay if I kill Frank?

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Idiot, guy throws about 3 strikes to 3 batters, this dummy strikes out.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't go getting all statsy around me.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got to make the pitcher work. Grind out that at bat. Define the strike zone.

Feel better? I know about 2 stats, and both are so old most of these guys laugh at them.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These kids and their pants...

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pants? what about the hats? I'm starting a rubber band for hat bill relief fund.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've got 10c for you.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only time I'll ever cheer for the Red Sox

Bring these posers to the brink of elimination. I can taste the tears of HH right now…

by Omerta on Oct 3, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Omerta - come back to the darkside that is the new SS - MC.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You used to post on Sportsot, right? AmI striking out twice tonight?

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope sorry.

I have been posting off and on at the much reviled ESPN boards and their hate-filled spin-offs at College Fanatics and Phredmojo’s double-secret fan board, though.

Is there another Omerta running amok?

by Omerta on Oct 3, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't hate him.

He’s stubborn at times but it’s part of his schtick. I’ll have to check out your site sometime I’m always on the prowl for a good place to talk baseball.

by Omerta on Oct 3, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, please, but I thought you were an old sportspot guy...

There was a guy who posted there with your name…

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean to tell me I'm not the first fan on the internets to come up with this username?!

Although it is a little coincidental that I’m a M’s fan who is posting on a site where it appears a lot of former/current sportspot people are hanging.

by Omerta on Oct 3, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a great thing.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was your login name?

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WeaselRed I think

04 through mid 05 but I doubt I had more than a dozen posts.

by Robert on Oct 3, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's up with the bullpens tonight? Guys are all over the place.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"K-Rod's devestating for his changeup.

“There’s his curveball. He throws two breaking balls. They’re both curveballs. But he’s developed a pretty good change too.”

by Double06 on Oct 3, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa, triple to Chone. Extras?

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chone make me hate Americjhggfsdffhsa's child naming policy.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Jacquizz Rogers.

Partly because he beat USC, but mostly because his name is stupid.

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His name makes me think of an awesome hottub.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hadn't thought of that before. Now I really don't like him.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KNOCK 'EM DEAD, PAPS!

Feels weird saying that

by Teej on Oct 3, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When did Garrett get old?

I remember when people used to talk about him like Jeff’s post on Pujols today.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Quite a few years back. Mid to late 90's he was something else.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick and dirty:

OPS+ for Anderson from 1995-2000:

121
82
92
99
104
103

He was probably a league-average hitter over that span (and his career). Pujols’ worst year in the majors is better than Anderson’s very best. I don’t mean to say that Anderson has had a bad career, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would ever think he was in the same galaxy as Albert Pujols.

by Teej on Oct 3, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was looking at his number also, guess his heyday was 96-03.

Nah, just said people used to say the same things about him. Don’t beat my head flat with the book man!! A lot of the comments about playing in a small media market, no pressure like you get in NY. Never seemed to develop as much as people would like.
Just conversation dude, please don’t jam the stats at me, I’m rarely trying to start an argument that needs a winner.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, no ill will intended.

I just don’t remember anyone thinking GA was anything that special. And OPS+ is about the extent of my ability to pull stats, so I’m the last person you need to worry about throwing the book at you!

by Teej on Oct 3, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When he got old.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"We are tied!!!"

Fuuuuuuuuck.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 3, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shiiiiiiiiet.

Things were going so well today…Rays win, showered with love and affection at work…this was supposed to be the capper!

by Omerta on Oct 3, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like either of these teams, yet it is baseball. Screw you M's and Twins for putting me in this position.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Chip Carey and Buck Martinez

I would pay money for a channel that had no broadcasters at all.

“Did it hit him?”

You tell me numbnuts, you’re watching the game too.

"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-

by future on Oct 3, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad pitch, Paps.

Baaaaaaad, bad pitch. You’re a lucky bastard.

by Double06 on Oct 3, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh holy shit! I didn't know putting the curson the pitch popped up a crap ton of info! Sweet!

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

do you PR for Ortiz?

I would.

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

0 outs?

I guess

9=8

by JI on Oct 3, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd say yes.

There are enough good hitters in that lineup that they can probably afford to live without Ortiz if need be.

by Teej on Oct 3, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All the sudden Boston's playing for one run.

Youk’s gameday photo = county lockup thug.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"White Mike" from The Wire

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh thank Jesus another Wire fan!

Can you please show up more often so you’re around during my angry diatribes about how one of the best shows ever get asdl;kfj adsl;fk jdsafdAHHHHHHH.

K, I’m done.

by Teej on Oct 3, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Somebody GIF Aybar’s expression

by Double06 on Oct 3, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahahaha

fuck Anaheim.

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DREW!!!!!

SWEET DELICIOUS ANGEL TEARS

by Double06 on Oct 3, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Whew.

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit JD Drew broke Gameday...

But WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT ANGELS “FANS”

by Omerta on Oct 3, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That makes me so happy to see.

Thank you Frankie Rodriguez.

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To beat the Angels fans to the punch,

he still would’ve been batting had Coco been called out, as he should’ve been.

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When it rolled into the 8th inning, I decided to pause my movie and flip back to the game just in case.

So, so, so worth it. Thank you, Frankie. Thank you, Schwone Figgins, thank you GOD!

by Teej on Oct 3, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hehehehe

Bomber, then a blooper… lovin’ it.

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At 7-5 I say fuck it

and bring Papelbon in for Bay, and move Crisp to LF… (an AL double switch!)

9=8

by JI on Oct 3, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or you could move Kotsay to left

Lowrie to third, Youk to first

Defensive flexibility is wonderful.

9=8

by JI on Oct 3, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And imagine if their record matched their RS/RA

I’m elated that the Rays won the division and all, but this is the best team in baseball. With the possible exception of the Cubs.

by Teej on Oct 3, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Talent level

The Cubs are full of players who massively overachieved, the Red Sox are full of guys who missed time because of injury etc.

9=8

by JI on Oct 3, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so much Sox love from this board...

I know it’s pitifully short-lived, but I’m going to enjoy it nonetheless. Might I push my luck and ask how you feel about the “let’s go Red Sox” chants being heard from the crowd? ;)

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Honestly

I don’t see myself rooting for the Red Sox any time soon but I respect the hell out of how that team is built.

by ThundaPC on Oct 3, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody is gonna argue that.

You have to respect the roster construction, the philosophies that go into it, and the players are fun to watch. It’s what represents all that’s great about baseball.

But who they’re doing it for just ruins it.

by Double06 on Oct 3, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is why I don't mind rooting for their team

Yes, Red Sox nation is very annoying. But, from my end, there’s a bit of jealousy in watching a well-built team with young talent coming out of its ears dominating a sport more effectively than others.

by JLC on Oct 3, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't care, it's Anaheim, home of the prototypical bandwagon fan.

I know, I went to game there as a kid. I grew up watching and cheering for that team, and no one gave a damn about that team until they won a title. Now everyone and there mother is a Halo fan.

I understand that fanship has got to start somewhere, but in addition, a little piece of me is bitter that they sucked so much ass while I was there, and jealous that they have a great owner and a manager that knows what he’s doing.

No one said hatred had to be rational. All that being said, as soon as the Angels are gone, all my venom swings to aforementioned Red Sox.

by Omerta on Oct 3, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I AM LOVING THIS SO MUCH I WANT TO DIP MY BALLS IN IT.

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...

too far.

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you telling me you've never heard this phrase before?

It’s one of my favorites.

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that Living Color?

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry, i thought we

were avoiding any more talk of monkeys tonight..?

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ, The Wire AND The State?

You are my new favorite person.

by Teej on Oct 3, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, your avatar is from my favorite sketch comedy show of them all.

LONG LIVE MR. SHOW.

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yes. Mr. Show is probably my favorite non-Wire show of all time.

I recently finished reading Naomi Odenkirk’s book on the show. Great read if you can find it.

by Teej on Oct 3, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haven't gotten it yet. But my girlfriend and I have pretty much memorized every single episode.

We will actually serenade one another with “Ronnie’s Theme (How High The Mountain)” during the working day.

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That show had the best music.

David Cross’ voice is legitimately good, and Bob’s voice is so bad that it’s hilarious. (i.e. the Milking Machine)

by Teej on Oct 3, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want Varitek to light him up.

FUCKING JASON VARITEK, THAT’S RIGHT.

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, a bridge too far.

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would be far better if he had been the third out.

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because fuck the Angels

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LATE

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

In this case: Emphasized!

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Oct 3, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I withdraw the objection.

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch.

But rec’d for historical reference.

by Omerta on Oct 3, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, K-ROD?

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice try

gimpii

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm exhausted

but giddy as hell.

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

With all these series going 2-0

These playoffs suck hard

9=8

by JI on Oct 3, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Cub failure.

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Oct 3, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With 8 neutral teams

I want each series to max out.

9=8

by JI on Oct 3, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want the Rays to win

but they’re not my team so I’m not going to be too upset if they lose.

9=8

by JI on Oct 3, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping for a bit more from the Phillies/Brewers.

And Cubs/Dodgers extending wouldn’t have been so bad, but a sweep on the AL side is exactly what the doctor ordered.

by Omerta on Oct 3, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

except for the rays

they can sweep 14-0.

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What would the update say?

“On October 4th, 2008, God finally requested that Rodriguez cease thanking him in such ostentatious fashion by denying him the opportunity to do so on the grandest stage of all.”

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing funny because I want to be the one that says what sticks

On October 3, 2008, Rodriguez received the loss in Game 2 of the 2008 ALDS when he allowed a tie breaking 2 run homerun to Boston’s JD Drew in a 7-5 Boston win over the Angels.

by Robert on Oct 3, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy crap

Youk’s beard-thing is epically… just… i dunno. straight. and thick. and awesome.

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I saw him in American History X

Or was it Oz?

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seee yaaaaaaaa

suckers.

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hey. i'm an 'SC fan.

and a U-Dub fan. don’t be hatin’.

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How'd you get mixed up in this dirty Red Sox business then?

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I'll hate.

Living in LA for five years (Including 2002) has filled me with a lifetime of rage.

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Oct 3, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm a boston sports fan.

Have been since ’91, because I hated all the San Diego teams. (extended family out here.) father went to ’SC, uncle to UW, and i live in Boston (and went to school out here. fuck Boston College, by the way).

David Ortiz > God

by brick Royl on Oct 3, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

People with actual connections

to USC are exempt from my rage.

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Oct 3, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reminds me of the way DC (my hometown) is full of either Redskins or Cowboys fans

Skins for the obvious reason, Cowboys merely because some people just get so fucking sick of the town’s Redskins obsession that they choose to root for their blood rival.

B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"

by esoteric on Oct 3, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent...

Angels now 3-12 lifetime against the Red Sox in post-season play.

by Omerta on Oct 3, 2008 10:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And fuck Jon Heyman

Nice MVP pick asshole.

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Oct 3, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He needs it to validate his opinions on how baseball ought to be played.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 3, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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