IS THE KID ON HIS WAY HOME???
by weaton4life on Oct 29, 2008 9:27 PM PDT
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Because Griffey announced that he will not be returning to the South Side next year could give us fans hope that just mabye the kid could play his remaing years as a M. Even though he is alot older now and the club would not really want him as a fan it would be fun to have him back. A great reason to go to games next season and mabye some support will show and some life in this city thats going through a bad period. Who knows what will happen i just hope to see #24 back in Seattle by opening day.
Elliot
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This desire to jump on everyone about grammar or formatting irregularities
has become so fucking annoying.
Just because it’s funny when Graham is an asshole to newbies doesn’t mean everyone should emulate his style.
You see, Graham is a bit like the Highlander… as long as there’s more than one… it makes life pretty shitty for the rest of us.
It's annoying when I'm posting a comment from my phone and forget to capitalize
And have 7 shift jpgs follow. Yes, after 16,000 comments I have no clue to what is expected here.
Don't look at me.
I haven’t used the shift key in ages.
THANK YOU
I thought I was the only one who felt this way.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Oct 30, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this almost as much as when I got called Megatron
by Graham MacAree on Oct 30, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Does no one else see that ssd was probably being sarcastic due to the rest of the thread?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 30, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
What would it take to sign him?
2 yrs/$8mm per? Or could he actually get more from some stupid team (probably us)?
it would take OH GOD DON'T PUT IDEAS IN ANYONE'S HEAD PLEASE
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I love Ken Griffey Jr more than I love at least one and possibly both of my parents
and I do not want to see him in Seattle next year. He’s broken, and when he’s not broken he’s…not very good, and I wish he’d just go gracefully into the sunset.
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God I hope not.
I would hate to see Jr’s legacy in Seattle tainted by a horrible couple of months followed by an embarrassing DFA.
As a goodwill ambassador/hitting coach, sure
as an active player, nope.
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Fee-eye-iffed.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I wouldnt mind them signing him.
It would be something to see during this transition. And hopefully he’d be able to pull off a decent season, however unlikely.
by seamariners85 on Oct 29, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, this season
he was a league average bat and a disaster in the field.
There’s a real chance that Mike Morse could outhit Junior this year, as could a number of minor league FAs. There’s no reason to bring him back in, other than nostalgia, and is that the road we want this franchise to travel down? It would be an incredible waste of money, and watching Junior fall apart in a Mariners uniform could be downright embarrassing.
I do
but remember, I’m the one pre-emptively giving up on ’09
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
We'd know that for sure if he were wheaton4life
Because no one would admit that.
Whereas, if he were whedon4life, that would be credible.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Yes.
Nothing personal, it’s just that we’re trying to OVERCOME being a crappy team, and at this point Griffey has nothing to contribute to that effort. 1995 was a long time ago, and it was fun, but let it rest in peace. And let Griffey be a drain on someone else’s payroll.
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Well, he was pretty awesome in the late nineties...
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
So were zubaz pants
and you don’t see them making a comeback, do you?
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by pdb on Oct 29, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had a pair on 49ers Zubaz pants.
Shit was tight.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually
I saw a guy in zubaz on Saturday. It was surreal.
There is a guy at a tailgate next to us at ASU that has em every week
Not sure how I feel about that.
by seattlesundevil on Oct 30, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Justin Timberlake brought sexy back.
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They got knocked down, and they got up again.
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Pissed the night away.
Probably due to the whisky drink and the vodka drink
by seamariners85 on Oct 29, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
could have been the lager drink, or the cider drink.
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why do I read LL in the morning?
now I get to have this tune in my head the rest of the day.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 30, 2008 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Buddy this is your last night on LL
Live like there is no tomorrow
by Robert on Oct 29, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'll match that money if you leave the thread up.
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you're a confident young fellow, aren't you?
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this, sir, is comedy GOLD right here
so many layers, so little time.
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This feels a lot like Coach circa two years ago
Just can’t give it up can ya?
by seattlesundevil on Oct 30, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
$20 in the statcorner fund right now.
Just as soon as I figure out how to get back into my paypal account. Plus I can’t take my eyes off this thread.
yeah, you're a hero
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by pdb on Oct 29, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't live in Seattle any more
but when I did I averaged 30 games a year, and one summer went to 80. I’m pretty sure I’m prepared to not care whether one is a season ticket holder or not.
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I've never before read a word about Griffey's potential return to Seattle
You have been blessed with truly scintillating creativity; I am astonished.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
JUSTIN WAS SO LAZY THAT THEY'RE TWINS AND HE JUST STAYED IN HIS MOMS FOR ANOTHER COUPLE YEARS.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never seen you in person
and yet imagining you saying that almost made me spit out my beer.
Word.
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And...cider on the keyboard.
Please please please say this in person. Please.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 30, 2008 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Good gravy. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ya as a fan i thought it would be a nice boost
by weaton4life on Oct 29, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
to what exactly?
The Mariners’ hold on the AL West basement? YOU GOTTA LOVE THIS TEAM!
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He took his team to the playoffs.
What more can you ask?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play
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It has led to such intelligent discourse
and has never been discussed before.
I wish I could claim credit though
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
claim whatever you want, it's the internets.
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AN overrated a gay, Paul.
Let’s use proper sociological definitions here.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm really confused by this thing where Graham is referring to pdb by his name
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit Kristen, why are you calling everyone by their real names?
by seattlebruin on Oct 30, 2008 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions
You should feel special, Jim.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Please, tell me all about your fantasy teams
in great detail.
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My "fantasy team" involves Adrian Beltre, Felix Hernandez and a jar of clover honey,
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
he would mouth Felix in the fuck?
THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE
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Um... Weaton is clearly "4 Life"
which would imply that he likes to impregnate people… as many people as possible, as often as possible. Maybe up to 3 or 4 different women per night. This would make it statistically unlikely that he is “gay”.
And it would make it statistically probable that in 1-2 generations his spawn will outnumber the spawn of all the rest of LL combined.
by johnbai on Oct 30, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rudimentary Peni was equally great.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I always knew that F'n A's would be back.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mere... There's a puppy in this van.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
I'm on dead guy #4
and tempted to pull an all nighter so I don’t have to get up at 4.30.
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Do it.
I’m tempted to go buy a $10 Double Dead Guy…
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
They apparently have that on tap now at the Deschutes brewery
I just hope it holds out till next week when I’m back.
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To answer your question.
Unless he’s been out clubbing, he’s probably been at home for a while. It’s pretty late.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Why do you have Caps Lock on?
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I see.
Drunk, eh?
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Robert doesn't believe in drinking alcohol
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear he's never going to be able to use the car again after this
he said he’d be home by 10.
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Actually, I just found him on my lawn.
Damn kids.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what else isn't funny?
DL Hughley on CNN. Which is too bad because he’s usually pretty funny.
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That's 'cause CNN is stupid.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
oh son you're so cute when you're incendiary
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I mean that as in they have too many restrictions.
Restrictions=Generally less funny. That’s why HBO is awesome.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You need to have more passion when you say that or he'll just be more forceful
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
or maybe he'll think they're in love, all swoony-like.
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And we're extending it to its logical conclusion. So?
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just roll with it.
It’s more fun that way.
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Are you saying that the Kid's maybe coming back to Seattle?
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard that somewhere on the internet so it's gotta be true.
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But Ted Williams has been dead for five years.
Why would we replace one zombie outfielder with another?
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
But he did die. So....
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a national story.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
stupid biased media. what do they know.
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East coast bias, perhaps.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
But CNN's from the South
so they’ve got the Dixie bias going too. THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN AND WE WILL PROVIDE THE NEWS OF IT WHEN IT HAPPENS.
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Well duh.
Ever since the South won the Civil War, it was inevitable
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Elvis died too
but he’s still floating around.
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WE'RE GONNA SIGN ELVIS TOO?!
WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME!
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
In the cantina Margarita keeps her spirits high
There I watched her, she spun around and round in the warmth
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I guess the Sox don't want him back as their starting CFer
So he’s going to patrol center in Safeco next year!
This is the best news I've heard since the Bloomquist extension
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, he made my season fun for about 5 minutes.
But I can’t take this shit anymore. Just no.nnonononono.
With his leadership
and our rotation of aces, we almost can’t lose.
yes, we loosed are aces somtyhinhj liek crazee
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Yes but Griffey will inspire them and he plays great defense
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
wait, Griffey's coming back?
does this mean we get another october?
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Too bad the Rays fucked it up.
There’ll never be another.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 29, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah we did loose with are aces
but we didn’t have Griff in CF to track down the fly balls our outfielders missed
Dude but he wouldn't be able to inspire the pitchers
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I be your BFF?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
The stately captain of the infield
I could see that for sure. Foh shaw
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Why? Johjima's got the veteran leadership going
Do you hate japan as well as america
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
But Johjima is an all-star caliber catcher
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
But we could prep Griffey
for the position and then have him take over when Joh’s contract is up.
you could try taking a shower or something
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no, it's the house that wright runstad construction built
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I can totally see Chuck Armstrong pulling up to SoDo Millionaire's Row in a big white van wearing aviators and pointing at the strongest looking ones.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not. Your consciousness is actually getting bigger.
WHOA
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MY MOTHER IS DEAD YOU HEARTLESS FILTH-WORM
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
SHUT UP MY FAMILY ALL DIED FROM FILTH-WORMS
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by pdb on Oct 29, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
dude im so sorry for your lots
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch it on what?
I don’t have a movie projector in my house. What do you think, I’m a Rockefeller?
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by pdb on Oct 29, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
On tv or on your computer go to nbc.com/theoffice
by weaton4life on Oct 29, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I tired clicking your link and nothing happened
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
point the mouse at the screen and try again
those wired remotes aren’t very reliable.
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dont click the ling just go to nbc.com and find it
by weaton4life on Oct 29, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey is that
the guy from the daily show on that Office show?
don't be stupid
Samantha Bee isn’t a guy.
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I don't know, I liked odd almighty better
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oh thanks
English isn’t my first language so its hard to understand sometimes
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So
the Meat Puppets’ “I’m a Mindless Idiot” just came up on my iTunes.
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With a cock that big how could you demand attention
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is this the metaphorical ass we all share?
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
we're going to need bigger pants.
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by pdb on Oct 29, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
OH MY GOD REC'D.
Seriously funny!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
you don't get a medal or a gold star or anything
don’t get cocky, kid.
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Oh
Yes as you can see it has generated far too much excitement for us mere mortals. personally I need to change my trousers but the idea of griffeyreturning has left me mildly paralytic
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Grayer.
I think it was an age joke. YOU ARE A GRAY.
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We aren't ageist around these parts mr. db
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I would bomb Oklahoma City but it's been done before
by JI on Oct 29, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Like Coach will ever get to first base
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's why I had to point out what direction it was from here.
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I say he get's Intentionally walked by the guy on the street corner with all the candy
by Robert on Oct 29, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm ashamed to admit
that in all the years I played baseball, because of my horrible eyesight, I got only two hits.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would Griffey play for the sonics?
He’s a baseball player. He’d play for the Mariners.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
The Sonics are playing in Seattle on Friday night.
Don’t believe me? Ask AC. He’s got tickets.
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I want a full report
and if you’re inclined to smuggle in a camera pictures would be good too.
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I have a big coat with hidden pockets
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
my t9 interprets 'says' as 'Rawr'
I use it a lot.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
only if you agree to get in my van and be in this movie I'm shooting.
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nobody who speaks german can be bad.
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please graham let him stay around a while
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Why wouldn't I?
He’s breaking some cutting edge shit here. Are you jealous?
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
is there any other way to twist a moustache?
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Moustache twisting seems either evil or pensive
perky doesn’t quite fit. But then I don’t have a moustache so what would I know.
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this is where the action is.
action = stream of consciousness insanity.
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Bahahahahahaahah
One hour, 350 comments???
Remove the "G" from "Gold" and you get yourself, PDB!
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait until he says something that actually bothers me
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don't worry, I'm cooking it right now
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theyll probably make you a mod with such a great post
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Was he the heroin guy?
There was heroin guy on here once. Who was the heroin guy?!
Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back there, skippy
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Did the Mariner's combine with the Golden State Warriors, now?
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually they combined with a couple terriers
but that bit got left out of the newspaper.
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Stupid East Coast Bias.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Me. pdb hates me :(
Will u be my friend?
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't hate you you pantsless wonder you
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Will you be my friend too then
I have less friends than if coach ownes would if he belched anthrax
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh noes
Is my morning breath?
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
told you to lay off the Tuna Pebbles
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by pdb on Oct 29, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
UR so nice to him, Graham. :(
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I refuse to reply to this comment because it only leads to trouble
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe there hasn't been discipline.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 30, 2008 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions
How do you expect this to go down?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 30, 2008 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Wrong!
All typos are secretly insights into the deeper truths we all espouse… like “Freudian slips.” Don’t fight it… run with it!
I just thought he was quoting Real Genius
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I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible. *Wipes away tear*
Thank you!
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a likeable fellow. Albeit a tad niggerphobic.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Oct 30, 2008 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No that's Griffey's line.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Dr who is leaving the show
at least that’s what the Beeb says.
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They're the least important part of the Thanksgiving meal so that's OK
just don’t skimp on the stuffing.
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Good cranberry sauce is orgasmic
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Never been a huge fan of cranberries
Don’t mind ‘em but they don’t really do much for me except in juice form.
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That's okay...
Coach let it linger…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Oct 30, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
It's because of comments like this...
…that I’m such a fool for you.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
And now he's gone insane.
Good night everybody!
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I just noticed in his profile that his favorite tennis player is
Arther Ashe.
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and never figured out how to spell his own name
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SOON THE MARINERS WILL HAVE A TEAM FULL OF ZOMBIES!!!
NOW WE HAVE FOUR!
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
the voices in your head telling jokes again?
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I feel like this blog really needed this thread.
Good show most everyone.
Drunk Jeff was the best.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
c'mon, man up and stay up past your bedtime
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Don't you want my email address before you go?
Oh, and are you legal?
by royalcurve on Oct 29, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Legally insane?
Yes.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
fuckin' motherfuckers dont know what itz like these days
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
we be al rollin hard times yo
shits like… all messed up and shit
its like fuck mang i cant even afford my straps
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
all my plants dont grow no more
no wat im saying dog?
things is rough alls over mang
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
This was wrong, sorry
omg mang wth -__-
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
man you think i got more than won grill?!
whatza matta wit you, do i likke like a rich white guy to yous?
Now your IV bag is talking to you?
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You wont need it in the real world.
All you will need is a basement, alcohol, and Robert’s life.
at some point are you going to share the other half of these conversations with the rest of the group?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
It's premium content
we have to donate to the Jeff Sullivan fund first
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I already agreed to fund a month of StatCorner up there somewhere
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'm pretty sure Jeff Sullivan doesn't run StatCorner
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
my point being my funds are somewhat limited
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Does that mean you ate your weight?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
NO POLITICS NO PEACE KNOW POLITICS KNOW PEACE
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 29, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS GET OFF THE PORCH!!!!111!!
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
never
I will defend this pretzel with my life.
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER NOT CRY
NOBLE CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
So THAT'S why they use Noble Firs as XMAS trees...
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Oct 30, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
that is a great word.
I’m sorry it happened to your elbow though.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
They wouldn't let the retarded kids play with macaroni in my school.
They would try to eat it and it would cut their mouths up.
Darn kids and their mental handicaps.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd need to see DNA testing done to say one way or the other
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Really.
I didn’t realize that I’m the first animal to understand and talk in human speech. And don’t say parrots can ’cause parrots are stupid.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You could be a kobold of some description
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Goblins don't exist, pal.
You need to stop watch the Lord of the Rings.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I know you have bad eyes, but have you ever looked in the mirror?
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You know mirrors reflect who ever's looking at them, right?
They don’t automatically show you. Kobold.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll try to speak at Coach's level.
I’m rubber and you’re glue…
What, are we playing pretend now?
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't mean to offend you, Matthew.
You want a cracker?
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S RACIST COMING FROM YOU!
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WHAT THE HELL MY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN THROUGH MORE THAN YOUR BIRD PEOPLE WILL EVER KNOW
SO SHOVE IT
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you have any idea what young educated white males have been through
in this country? NO! YOU DON’T. SO LAY OFF.
this life turned me to the hooches
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
they let those kids have glue these days?
lib’ruls AMIRITE?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
That deserves like ten recs.
Y’all can go to hell.
by Matthew on Oct 29, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was gonna rec it until you started getting all drunk and begging for it
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I will resist the joke about have a good day at kindergarten and just ask WTF?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
See I knew you were going to say "Have a nice day at kindergarten" so I just went ahead and did it myself.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
you are a prescient young fellow indeed
but seriously – WTF macaroni sculptures?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Isn't that what they make in like kindergarten and stuf?
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
*Stuff.
Stupid laggy Internet.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I was in kindergarten in like 1604
macaroni hadn’t been invented yet.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
at least they had calendars so I could tell it was 1604
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
we all be not here for wont of that
in a roundabout way.
Well, naturally. We're sexy, people let us do whatever we want.
Because we’re so sexy. I’m not making you sexist with my sexiness am I?
I would never call you a bitch
I was Flight Of The Conchordsing.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Plus the Mariners will soon have a team of zombies.
At least fatigue won’t be a factor.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Oct 29, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried to flag it but I had an epileptic seizure instead.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
OH HOLY CRAP I FORGOT TO TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT
being a homeowner is a pain in the ass. Garbage waits till next week.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'd feel bad for you if I wasn't poor and couldn't afford food
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got a garbage can that's ripe for the pickin if you can get up here
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
P.S. I am home from December 20 to Jan 4 if anyone is planning a LL get together
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I demand to ride in another car
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
let's just say that tomorrow's otfpod is going to be amazing
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2008 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
God dammit
I spend a lot of time doing <control+F> searches for the term “yes” in these threads. Now it’s going to take LIKE FOREVER to find the next one. Bitch.
Does that get good mileage?
Save our economy!!
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2008 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
How's that being poor thing going?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I'm crying again because that one is so much nicer than mine =(
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You seem to be very confused as to what engineers get paid =(
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Bite me
oh wait you’re not Robert and I’m not you
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2008 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude I forgot too and the garbageman come in my yard and took the garbage his own self!
I gave him a soda when I saw him later
I would love that but our cans are in the backyard
so the garbage dude would have to troop through the fence and into the yard and I don’t think the garbage co has customer service that’s THAT good.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Makes for good pies and jams.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Jesus Christ.
I take an hour off to go play Fallout and come back to this? There’s a reason LL addiction is such a problem. Look away and you’re fucked.
that's what you get for wearing leather chaps to volunteer park though
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
It's not that hard
all you have to do is dress in trash bags and VIOLA, not so sexy!
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2008 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I was forced to dress like this on capitol hill on my bachelor party. The pain won't leave me
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 30, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Im rec'ing this thread's pants off.
I have had hiccups as soon as I read Graham’s “i tried clicking the link” comment.
Luckily Graham’s “you’re not as tight” comment scared them away.
Good God yo. (or does the song go yah?)
it's been fun boys and girls
i’m outta here, gotta pack and get ready to leave town for the weekend.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I went to Maine when I was in high school.
It’s beautiful, but obviously very . . . quiet.
The No. 1 at McDonald’s is a crab sandwich.
Alright folks, this thread has stolen too much sleep from me
I’m outta here, but I’m leaving my computer on to finish downloading the first three seasons of Future Weapons and my Facebook tab open so if NOLA tries to stalk me, she’ll think I’m awake at 3 AM!
As a recent Facebook convert, I'm enjoying it, but I turned that chat shit off.
Leave me the fuck alone.
The only person that ever wants to chat is my ex-girlfriend at like 3:00 AM
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2008 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yikes.
I’m new to Facebook, but in my short time there, I’m convinced that the chat function can fuck off.
FB chat is the only thing that Northrop hasn't gotten yet
they even blocked GChat!
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2008 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm on GChat like 20 hours a day.
But Facebook is full of people I like enough to keep in loose touch with, but I don’t want them to know when I’m sitting right there. I don’t want to be at work and have that one kid who sat behind me in 10th-grade math analysis to start chatting me up about what I’ve been up to since 1998.
Also
Who knows what will happen i just hope to see #24 back in Seattle by opening day.
We should call up Joe Woerman and give him #24, if for no other reason because it would make more sense than this entire thread
Weaton4life
When you come back, can you tell us your screenname origin?
I was thinking...
…something like ‘We At On 4 Life’ and figured On was short for Onasis.
The entire time I spent reading this thread
I kept thinking about how different the responses would have been had Weaton4Life posted the same message on MarinerCentral.
I take exception with this.
Someone actually brought this up at MC a while back, and was laughed out of the place.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
This thread contains the greatest troll LL has ever seen.
In fact, too great to be an outside job…
dun dun dunnnnn!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Oct 30, 2008 6:52 AM PDT reply actions
The problem with that is the account has been active since August
Addicted To Quack
Oregon Ducks
Since Aug 22, 2008
That’s awhile to wait before messing with us…
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 30, 2008 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Why's that a problem?
You’ve never created a troll account and made “the rounds” before?
S’not hard to make one then bury it for a while, waiting for the right time to pounce.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Oct 30, 2008 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I love everything about this fanpost.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Except for the parts that contain Taylor H
by seattlebruin on Oct 30, 2008 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
This is true.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Will Preparation H make him go away too?
by Matthew on Oct 30, 2008 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
You have to get the surgery. It's the only way.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
WTF is this shit?
The night I have to work late.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I just started reading not realizing it was 800 comments long
That took longer than I anticipated.
by seattlesundevil on Oct 30, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
So do you guys think Griffey would agree to come back if we extend Raul's contract? Edgar for batting coach?
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Sweet! Randy Johnson player/coach!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Griffey would be an upgrade at DH as compared to anyone we have had since Edgar.
I say we can deal with him for a season. Who is going to DH for us anyway?
We have to do it under cover of night.
IT people are allergic to sunlight.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Great news!
We can erect the “Ground Out Here Cafe” between first and second.
by Paytheline on Oct 30, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
I am sure that Bavasi might have tried to bring him back but with Zduriencik we will never know
Looks like we’ll just have to wait to find out!
Lets sign Griff to play CF!
Then we’ll bring in Frank Thomas to play 1B!
Additionally Varitek is a FA……….I think he’d make a great DH.
Our three glaring needs are now aptly filled!
Let it go!
"It's reassuring to know that in your life, you can have no more than 32 root canals."
-T. McCarver
So I just realized that if someone from another SBN blog who had never read LL before
they would see the title, see the recs, see the post count and get quite the wrong impression.
J.K.L.
That's why I think this is a setup.
Way too many right buttons being pushed….
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Oct 30, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It really doesn't matter one way or the other, it was still hilarious and fun.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 30, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
This may be why the front office signs such players.
Maybe they aren’t dumb, maybe they see these posts and want to please us.
Oh you're back! Sweet!
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Well, the cat's out of the bag I guess.
I may not look like it, but I’m a really nice guy.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
You know what they say, once you've tried royalcurve's cookin' you ain't never be goin' back.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
errr, to being unhappy (that made it sound as though her cooking was bad, and by god, it's incredible).
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Whatever you say, ma'am.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
Eh, I'll take a xanax and a shot of vodka
PS don’t try this at home kids… it can KILL you. It’s only safe for me because I weigh a lot and have no fear of death.
You misspelled the name of your favorite player.
There’s no way you are a real person. Hilarious, though!
I'm completely 100% in favor of signing Junior
For a one day deal (kind of like Billy Crystal got). Opening Day 2009, Griffey in centerfield for the first and DHing for the rest of the game.
It's sad
Our excitement is a player 10 years past his prime. Thanks for the memories, Junior, and you’re an amazing player, but I wish we were looking to acquisitions to make this team better and a contender.
But on the other hand
the mere possibility of his return inspired this thread, so the entertainment value of that’s gotta count for something.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Nov 4, 2008 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
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