This may be a daead meme, but whateva, I'll do whatever in the 8th!!!!!!!!!!!
So, let me introduce myself for thouse who don't know who I am. My name is Joof, also know as Jeff in the real world. Your may remember me from such posts as, "I hate Dustin(The Douchiest man alive) Pedroia" or "Jose Lopez is awesome, and hets a bad rap" or " Fucking A my bike was stolen!" I have over 1300 posts on this site, and have read almmost everu thread here for almost a year! Whoo!
Anyways, lets do this! First off, Jose Lopez is awesome. Stop being all angry at him for being lazy. BJ Upton was considered lazy and he's hit 7/9 of the homeruns he's tit in the regular season in the post season. Also, fuck BJ Uptons, because he made jaime get a no decision. Also, The win rule is fucking retarded. Aslo, if Jaime pitches tils he's 50, will he get to 300 and make the hall of fame? Also is this the most uses of also in a paragraph ever? Also, why are speling errors less then I care about when I'm druk? Also, Don't stop believing is the best karoekke song ever. Also, Kareoke is Japanese for Empty Orchastra. Isn't that hauntingly beautiful?
Also, if someone was asking for more of some of the steak you made, would they ask, 'Can I have Moyer steak?" Also, Puns are awesome, and thats why Fogel's aweomse. Keep punning.
I'm sorry everyone. Feel free to deleter this or use this to publically mock me if ypou wish.
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I almost alredy feel sorry for this, but alchohol says I should be proud of this
54!
by joof on Oct 26, 2008 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The alcohol never lies.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Oct 26, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lookout Landing:
Helping those drunk off two beers feel good about themselves since 2007.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Oct 26, 2008 5:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
78ths vodka is a lot and we're already friends.
And yes football is beyond boring, unless it is E football, although that is hard to wake up for.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 26, 2008 6:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank goodness I didn't remember what the internet was six hours ago.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Oct 26, 2008 8:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nebraska Bitter is McMenamins' only decent beer, really
and I did not know that karaoke meant “empty orchestra”. Drinking teaches things. hahaha.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 26, 2008 9:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is why I didn't come here after celebrating my 21st
by Fett42 on Oct 26, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No record of it that I can see
How was it, by the way?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 26, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glorious
And I managed to drink sufficient amounts of water that I only had the minor headache when I woke up this afternoon
by Fett42 on Oct 26, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well played
What was your drink of choice?
by johnbai on Oct 27, 2008 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well it was mainly drinks of my freinds' choices
And the best answer is probably ‘varied’.
by Fett42 on Oct 27, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy mother of best tags of all time
this rec is not for the drunkpost, but for the drunktags. Outstanding.
by seattlebruin on Oct 26, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can I just say?
I talked to Joof on AIM last night and it was even more hilarious than this.
by Fez on Oct 26, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU DONT NEED TO BE DRUNK
To know Jose Lopez is just fucking awesome.
He and Moyer should be in the hall of fame once they are 50.
by Slica on Oct 26, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd because this is fantastic.
Indie.
by Taylor H on Oct 27, 2008 8:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait.
Why did this get rec’d. If I flag this, will this counter-act the rec’s?
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Oct 27, 2008 4:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn't rec it but if I did
it would be because of the tags.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 27, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay. I get it now.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Oct 27, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It doesn't deserve the recs. I deserve public scorn.
54!
by joof on Oct 27, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"needs more clownjeff" was my favorite for how long it lasted before I commented upon it right now
by Fogel on Oct 27, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are unbannable
non-unbannables cannot comment on that tag
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That bit about the meaning of the word Karaoke should be the tag thing at the top of the webpage.
Indie.
by Taylor H on Oct 28, 2008 9:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why
We used to have a rule for butthol and I think it would work well for you.
1. Write your comment.
2. Wait thirty seconds.
3. Read your comment.
4. If you determine your comment isn’t good, don’t post it.
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We just need an application of this to LL

by Fett42 on Oct 28, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not so much to LL
just to specific users. Most of us realize when we post stupid comments
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have never once in the history of my existence on this planet either uttered or said anything stupid.
except for all the times I have.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 28, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
like there.
uttered or WRITTEN. Good god I’m stupid.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 28, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And yet you're still a valued member of our community
high standards, I tell you!
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most of my comments are utterances as opposed to well-thought out intelligent analytical posts.
I bet half of us would never post if there was an application like that and we were expected to sound intelligent.
But that’s what blogs are for right? (JK…I actually really like this blog because we actually have STANDARDS…and don’t have people like Butthol)
by Smith18 on Oct 28, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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