This may be a daead meme, but whateva, I'll do whatever in the 8th!!!!!!!!!!!
So, let me introduce myself for thouse who don't know who I am. My name is Joof, also know as Jeff in the real world. Your may remember me from such posts as, "I hate Dustin(The Douchiest man alive) Pedroia" or "Jose Lopez is awesome, and hets a bad rap" or " Fucking A my bike was stolen!" I have over 1300 posts on this site, and have read almmost everu thread here for almost a year! Whoo!
Anyways, lets do this! First off, Jose Lopez is awesome. Stop being all angry at him for being lazy. BJ Upton was considered lazy and he's hit 7/9 of the homeruns he's tit in the regular season in the post season. Also, fuck BJ Uptons, because he made jaime get a no decision. Also, The win rule is fucking retarded. Aslo, if Jaime pitches tils he's 50, will he get to 300 and make the hall of fame? Also is this the most uses of also in a paragraph ever? Also, why are speling errors less then I care about when I'm druk? Also, Don't stop believing is the best karoekke song ever. Also, Kareoke is Japanese for Empty Orchastra. Isn't that hauntingly beautiful?
Also, if someone was asking for more of some of the steak you made, would they ask, 'Can I have Moyer steak?" Also, Puns are awesome, and thats why Fogel's aweomse. Keep punning.
I'm sorry everyone. Feel free to deleter this or use this to publically mock me if ypou wish.
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The alcohol never lies.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
Lookout Landing:
Helping those drunk off two beers feel good about themselves since 2007.
...and now I'm here
78ths vodka is a lot and we're already friends.
And yes football is beyond boring, unless it is E football, although that is hard to wake up for.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 26, 2008 6:42 AM PDT reply actions
Thank goodness I didn't remember what the internet was six hours ago.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Nebraska Bitter is McMenamins' only decent beer, really
and I did not know that karaoke meant “empty orchestra”. Drinking teaches things. hahaha.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
No record of it that I can see
How was it, by the way?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Glorious
And I managed to drink sufficient amounts of water that I only had the minor headache when I woke up this afternoon
Well it was mainly drinks of my freinds' choices
And the best answer is probably ‘varied’.
Holy mother of best tags of all time
this rec is not for the drunkpost, but for the drunktags. Outstanding.
Can I just say?
I talked to Joof on AIM last night and it was even more hilarious than this.
YOU DONT NEED TO BE DRUNK
To know Jose Lopez is just fucking awesome.
He and Moyer should be in the hall of fame once they are 50.
Wait.
Why did this get rec’d. If I flag this, will this counter-act the rec’s?
This signature space for rent.
I didn't rec it but if I did
it would be because of the tags.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Okay. I get it now.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Oct 27, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You are unbannable
non-unbannables cannot comment on that tag
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That bit about the meaning of the word Karaoke should be the tag thing at the top of the webpage.
Indie.
by .Taylor on Oct 28, 2008 9:15 AM PDT reply actions
Why
We used to have a rule for butthol and I think it would work well for you.
1. Write your comment.
2. Wait thirty seconds.
3. Read your comment.
4. If you determine your comment isn’t good, don’t post it.
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Not so much to LL
just to specific users. Most of us realize when we post stupid comments
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I have never once in the history of my existence on this planet either uttered or said anything stupid.
except for all the times I have.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
like there.
uttered or WRITTEN. Good god I’m stupid.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
And yet you're still a valued member of our community
high standards, I tell you!
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Most of my comments are utterances as opposed to well-thought out intelligent analytical posts.
I bet half of us would never post if there was an application like that and we were expected to sound intelligent.
But that’s what blogs are for right? (JK…I actually really like this blog because we actually have STANDARDS…and don’t have people like Butthol)

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