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Thingray's turn, damnit!!

Yes I'm early, but I've never been able to do one of these before, and Jeanuts (my fiancee) and I were looking at the LL history to try to find Smegmalicious's name, because we remembered him from the LL softball game we attended, but forgot his screen name.

Anyway. MY TURN!!

Topics up for discussion:

Why do women try to pick fights in bars more than men do?

Is it wrong that I jumped the gun on this, just to be able to finally post one of these things?

Blown Away: Good movie?

Halloween Costumes (Tis the season)

Favorite kind of tequila?

Favorite Canadian musicians (mine are Mark Curry and the Crash Test Dummies).

I had i bit too much Jeager and Rumplemiz tonight (not really a topic, just a statement).

Discuss.

(EDIT: I don't know how to do tags)

 

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I'm going to post first my own OFFTOP.

I won $130.00n pull tabs tonight! Money for the wedding fund, yay!!!!

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 23, 2008 11:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow.

I did drink a bit too much tonight. Nice typing Thingray.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 23, 2008 11:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good recovery though

If you’re sober enough to catch it, then it means you should drink more

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 24, 2008 12:42 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thingray is awesome

BUT

Is it wrong that I jumped the gun on this, just to be able to finally post one of these things?

Yes.

This post is also required to have excellent tags.

by seattlebruin on Oct 23, 2008 11:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Edit FanPost

at the top right, there’s a box that says “Tags:” and then a long text box. Enter tags, separated by commas. But don’t forget that they come out in all lowercase letters and the only punctuation it accepts are apostrophes ;)

by seattlebruin on Oct 23, 2008 11:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, that appeared to work

And he’s probably in bed, seeing as how he normally arrives at work in like 5 and a half hours

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by tootthekazoo on Oct 24, 2008 12:43 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All by myseleeyelf...

All by myselyeelef….

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 23, 2008 11:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Love y'all.

Ha fun, see you in the morning, PST.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 23, 2008 11:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Best canadian musicians = Tegan & Sara

They’re sooooooo amazing. Or as I always and inclined to say, “EASILY my favorite Canadian indie-pop-folk duo made up of twin sisters who happen to also both be lesbians.” Plus, for all intents and purposes, I got sexually assaulted by a hammered chick in their pit during Sasquatch! this year, which makes for a pretty great story.

by SethGrandpa on Oct 24, 2008 12:26 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tegan & Sara are good

but 18 months ago I fell in love with Basia Bulat, from Ontario (London, Ontario to be more specific, but that just confuses things as I saw her in London). She was the support act at a Sondre Lerche gig and was pretty mesmerising. If you’re at all into your folk music, look up the album “Oh My Darling”, it’s brilliant.

I left the gig before Sondre Lerche came on.

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by MarkE on Oct 24, 2008 12:58 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Metric and Broken Social Scene rock.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 8:02 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, and New Pornographers.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 8:07 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love Emily. Her solo stuff is also amazing.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 8:08 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What??

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 8:58 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my question about her is

where to start? I have not heard of this person and I am now intrigued.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 9:01 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sooooo, same question

any particular album (Metric or solo) that I should start with?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 9:03 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Knives Don't Have Your Back.

Dr. Blind:

The Lack of Light
Hollow Sea
Poison Beaches
Limousines
Toothless Dentists
Cops That Kill

My baby’s got the lonesome lows
don’t quite go away overnight
doctor blind just prescribe the blue ones
if the dizzying highs
don’t subside overnight
doctor blind just prescribe the red ones

hard to hold
cold to touch
fall to pieces
treat the rush in hindsight
with prime time talk
all your pain
will end here
let the doctor
soothe your brain, dear

My baby’s got the lonesome lows
don’t quite go away overnight
doctor blind just prescribe the blue ones
if the dizzying highs
don’t subside overnight
doctor blind just prescribe the red ones

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:13 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is a much better thing to do. I suck.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:18 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One of my English friends said "easy peasy lemon squeezy" to me the other night

I didn’t know whether to laugh or punch him in the throat.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 9:22 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The latter.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:23 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's okely dokely with me.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:30 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It would have been fine had he stopped at "easy peasy"

but to see a guy that looks like Dave Mustaine start spouting rhymes like that was a bit odd.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 9:32 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually, I was thinking of going as a Peanuts comic I read once

In which Charlie Brown screws up the ghost costume and cuts multiple holes in the sheet.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 24, 2008 5:00 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn't that from The Great Pumpkin TV show?

It’s entirely possible it’s also a strip, though. Wjhat a great comic. How’d the test go?

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by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 8:01 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It is possible but I am fairly sure it is from a strip also.

The exam was hell, featuring things about which I’d never read, and heavily weighted toward biology rather than public health.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 24, 2008 8:10 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That sucks.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 8:11 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Answers

1. Never seen a woman pick a fight in a bar. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen, I’ve just never seen it. (I’m assuming you mean fistfight)
2. Yes. Patience is a virtue. Rushing makes one look overeager and desperate for approval.
3. Have not seen it.
4. Not a costume person, sorry.
5. Not a huge tequila drinker, but I do like Herradura every now and again.
6. the Smugglers, Bum, Nardwuar, Cub
7. Ibuprofen and water are your friends.

In a completely unrelated side note GODDAMN IT WAS COLD ON MY RIDE IN THIS MORNING.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 8:01 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

About as long as the ban for the first person to mention Celine Dion.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 8:12 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeeouch.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:30 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Something about puppies, right?

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:32 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fujiya & Miyagi are a very annoying band.

I’m listening to them via the KEXP Live Performances Podcast, and I’d never really heard them before. I’m not sure whether it’s the repetition that annoys me more, or the stage-whispered vocals. Either way, if you were at all curious about this band, don’t bother.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 8:28 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not a fan for the same reason.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 8:30 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was always curious about them

they struck me as sort of Imperial Teen-ish, which would have been a good thing – I like Imperial Teen pretty well. But this just wasn’t.

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by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 8:32 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now you're talking.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 8:36 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Singles Going Steady cures many a musical ill

(and yes, I know it’s not a proper album. Doesn’t mean it’s not unbelievably awesome.)

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by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 8:37 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In fact that Buzzcocks stuff above brings up a musical question

Best “greatest hits” albums? Most people don’t consider greatest hits collections proper albums, and I tend to agree, but there are two that jump out at me as being unbelievably fantastic:

1. Chuck Berry – The Great Twenty-Eight
2. Buzzcocks – Singles Going Steady

I’d also put Tom Petty’s Greatest Hits up there somewhere, but he’s put out a lot of really solid stuff since that GH came out so I’m not sure it’s as amazing of a career survey as it was when it came out.

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by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 8:40 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm a big fan of rearviewmirror

but I don’t know the PJ catalog well enough for my opinion to mean much.

ABBA Gold

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by The Alaskan on Oct 24, 2008 9:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's good, if a bit overly long.

The thing with PJ is that they sound so much better live than in studio, once you get hold of a few good bootlegs their records become obsolete.

by JI on Oct 24, 2008 9:32 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just know there's nothing on it I don't like.

I’ve never gotten into the live albums, just in general, for any artist.

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by The Alaskan on Oct 24, 2008 9:36 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm terrified

my little brother just joined a (smaller) FB group that Coach is also a member of. I’m getting kind of worried right now.

by seattlebruin on Oct 24, 2008 8:41 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Halloween costome?

Eddie!

Though I wish I could find “Killers” era Eddie instead of “Piece of Mind” era Eddie.

by Goose on Oct 24, 2008 8:47 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My Ipod is serving up a lot of Fastbacks today.

it’s a good day.

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by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 8:55 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmmm....

1:) I don’t know; not sure it’s MORE than men, but I’ve certainly seen quite a few. I don’t know. I think that “mean drunk” knows no gender.

…

6:) Eric’s Trip, the Smugglers, Brendan Canning, Caribou, TNPs, Metric/Emily Haines, Amy Millan, Stars, William Shatner.

by marc w on Oct 24, 2008 8:56 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love Stars and Caribou as well.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 8:59 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ha! I was called worse just last night.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:14 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've always wanted a nemesis.

I was at royalcurve’s house. I’m kevin_ess. I was called many things!

Ess Jr. always steals my limelight.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:19 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, you picked ME to be your nemesis.

If I’m not wanted, then… I’m used to that.

I wasn’t able to go last night, and I’m not terribly happy about that. Missed a good chance to meet you, I mean KICK YOUR ASS.

by marc w on Oct 24, 2008 9:22 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bring it, pal. I can drink you under the table any night.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:23 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's amusing.

Perhaps you can also fly, freeze time and carry a tune.

by marc w on Oct 24, 2008 9:25 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All of the above are shakey at best, but still awesome.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:27 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And I can shoot rays out of my eyes.

Which hurts because they’re carrying League Championship trophies.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:29 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I loathe you, nemesis.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 10:15 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't violate guild rules.

You need a license and approval before you can arch him.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 24, 2008 10:27 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh. How long does this take? I hate this red tape business.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 10:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

***concurred

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 24, 2008 9:08 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JAGER.

And ewww.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:15 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's the only hard A that I find to have remote drinkability

Possibly because the preferred way to serve it is to douse it caffeine

by Robert on Oct 24, 2008 9:17 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Apparently according to firefox spell check

Undrinkability is a word but drinkability isn’t

by Robert on Oct 24, 2008 9:18 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I no longer detest Jager.

But still feel it would be best for me to keep my distance.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 24, 2008 9:19 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jager is

not my friend. I respect it’s right to exist, but try not to socialize with it.

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Oct 24, 2008 9:20 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd rather drink NyQuil.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:21 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NyQuil

Is an amazing product. The big f**kin “Q”!!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Oct 24, 2008 9:22 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love this product name.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:24 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually

I am a WalQuil girl myself. Cheaper and just as effective! Bonus!

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Oct 24, 2008 9:27 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YESS!!!

That is the best! Of course, I don’t want to give the impression that I abuse the stuff……..

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by Jeanuts on Oct 24, 2008 9:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For some reason this made me think of this:

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WalQuil

tastes better!

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by Jeanuts on Oct 24, 2008 9:32 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well....

1. They don’t – Thingray has a skewed perspective on this issue!! LOL!!
2. No comment
3. I have not seen it
4. Personal fave for this year is fly fisherman. A pair of hip waders with wings, fly goggles and fisherman hat with antennae – I could go on – Halloween is my favorite holiday!
5. I have really not met a Tequila that I didn’t like, but Jose is my friend and I remain loyal
6. Mark Curry

Umm and there is a reason I was in bed (reference the too much Jager and Rumpy)

AKA Thingray's Fiancee (not a Midget)

by Jeanuts on Oct 24, 2008 9:05 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...

1. Women are drama whores that love to cause problems out of nothing
2. ?
3. Not seen it
4. I’m going to be a highway for Halloween
5. Lunazul. It’s not much more expensive than Jose but tastes way way better
6. Fuck Canada

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 24, 2008 9:11 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In fairness I still haven't asked her

so she could still say yes

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 24, 2008 9:36 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I will

I just have very little faith in humanity

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 24, 2008 9:38 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is mildly depressing.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:38 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No reason for it to be

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 24, 2008 9:39 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, you're the single one...

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:40 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good point

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 24, 2008 9:40 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't hate women

far from it. I just think there are a lot of really stupid drunk sluts but the rest are pretty cool. I like the rest

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 24, 2008 9:47 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So basically they're just like men.

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by The Alaskan on Oct 24, 2008 9:48 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You seem to need to find new hangouts.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:48 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It takes two.

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by The Alaskan on Oct 24, 2008 9:49 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My god, those were great years.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:49 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It doesn't cause anything but trouble and it ruins friendships

between the girl and the guy hooking up, the two guys fighting fo rthe girl, the two girls fighting for the guy, and everything else.

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 24, 2008 9:53 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoa corco.

Kinda sound like you’re in a hard place a little bit. About 2 years after I was done with the army and college scenes, totally different people, totally different scene. And it was nice.

by dpseadv on Oct 24, 2008 10:47 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Meh.

Drama is hilariously good times if you just choose to not be affected by it.

by Matthew on Oct 24, 2008 11:12 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The problem is that you either fall into that scene

or you become a studious Asian who reviews quantum physics on weekends. There’s very little room for middle ground here and so people uncomfortable with it are pushed towards the hooking up

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 24, 2008 11:50 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So join up with the other unconfotable people and start a rugby league or something.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 24, 2008 11:51 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I fucked up the word something fierce.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 24, 2008 11:51 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are you scared to try typing it again?

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by The Alaskan on Oct 24, 2008 11:52 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Considering my success in replying to myself,

a little.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 24, 2008 11:52 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like getting wasted though

It’s not a big deal it’s just kind of weird to see how college culture functions

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 24, 2008 11:53 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Drunk rugby is fun.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 24, 2008 11:54 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mostly I kid

But there is an edge to your comments that makes me think you really are afraid of women.

by Sec 108 on Oct 24, 2008 9:50 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreement

Lanazul is good!

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by Jeanuts on Oct 24, 2008 9:17 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It is

the preferred Tequila at the Jones household. I am sure you have. In the square bottle with the tiny little black cap.

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by Jeanuts on Oct 24, 2008 9:56 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've had plenty of that then,

Not too bad. Not all that different from Jose though.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 24, 2008 9:59 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: #1...

Whuh??

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:17 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I went into Canada last weekend and GOING INTO Canada

they searched my car and made me take my pants off to check the contents of my jeans

Coming into the United States I had no problems

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 24, 2008 9:37 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did they really make you take your pants off?

Or was it your idea?

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by The Alaskan on Oct 24, 2008 9:38 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No it was their idea

I had to step into a room and drop my jeans and take my socks and shoes off and then they searched me. Thankfully they let me leave my underwear on

I felt violated :(

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 24, 2008 9:39 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow. You must be one suspicious-looking SOB.

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by The Alaskan on Oct 24, 2008 9:41 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's his nine foot dreadlocks.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:42 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No I'm actually quite clean cut

My problem is I was dehydrated from drinking the night before and I’m already shaky and get nervous around authorities, so when I gave the border patrol guy our drivers license’s he said “stick your hand out again”

and I said “OK” and did and my hand was incredibly shaky and he said “Why are you so shaky? Are you hiding something?”

The moral of the story is never let me be the one driving across the border. If I can just sit in the back seat and shut up it’s a better idea

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 24, 2008 9:43 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is a common problem

Despite never ever doing anything wrong, cops terrify the shit out of me

by Robert on Oct 24, 2008 9:44 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

True. I find them humorous at best.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:45 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do you ever leave your house?

Seems like you’re a prisoner of some very interesting fears.

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by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 9:49 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't mention fear! He's horribly afraid of fear.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 9:50 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I had the trying new foods fear until I was about 22

I’m glad i got rid of that one.

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by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 9:52 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As long as those foods don't involve non-standard animals,

you should be fine, Robert.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 24, 2008 11:09 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is a buffalo a non-standard animal?

Because buffalo is awesome.

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by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 11:10 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was thinking cat or dog or rat.

But I have to say that Rabbit is actually quite good, as is armadillo.

Opossum is horrible, though. You truly are what you eat, and all those things eat is trash.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 24, 2008 11:13 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nutria.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 11:13 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd eat one, but only if I didn't have to kill it.

Those things are so cute.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 24, 2008 11:14 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least I stopped posting the picture.

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by Faux on Oct 24, 2008 11:19 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You live right in the rodent-eater center of the US.

There’s a reason I never eat anything with ground meat in the south.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 24, 2008 11:22 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I lived on the gulf, all I would eat would be seafood.

And every time I visit I do the same. Partly for the above reason, but more because I love fresh seafood.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 24, 2008 11:28 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm that way with meat in general

if I had to kill my own meat I’d probably be vegan. As far as I’m concerned, animals come wrapped in cellophane at the grocery store.

This is a horribly unenlightened viewpoint I know, but I like meat.

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by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 11:17 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't hunt for that reason.

But I have no problem at all fishing. Kind of a double standard.

Man do I love midgets.

by Thingray on Oct 24, 2008 11:19 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I come from a hunting family.

I’ve skinned deer since I was 6 or 7. It’s not as bad as you’d think. I just like to NOLAbait.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 24, 2008 11:19 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can we wrap this up soon?

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by The Alaskan on Oct 24, 2008 11:21 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I do the whip with snakes

Grab them by the tail and snap like a towel. Great in soup.

by Sec 108 on Oct 24, 2008 11:24 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alright, Dundee.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 24, 2008 11:25 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tip:

Put it into a burlap sack before you chop.

It’s really like bathing a cat: if you just grab it by the neck, it’ll try to kick free.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 24, 2008 11:21 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My stance on food is decidedly different from my stance on most things

I live a very unexamined food life. I have no allergies or dietary restrictions, so I can pretty much eat whatever. I know I SHOULD eat better, but I don’t.

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by pdb on Oct 24, 2008 11:21 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs