10/22: Open World Series Game 1 Thread
Another reason I'm rooting for the Rays is fuck Greg Dobbs
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I'm going to buy a Longo jersey, show up to a sports bar,
and start chanting “10=9”.
Good News everybody!
Steve Phillips thinks the Phils are going to win the Series thus the Rays will inevitably win.
Go Cole Hamels
I can’t root against that guy. I wonder why……..
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
What kind of a mother would name their kid Cole?
That’s just cruel.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
So this is where everyone is. . . that whole "World Series" thing.
My brain says Rays, but my heart says Phillies. I just love me some Jamie Moyer.
Fear the NPE
The guy talking on Fox right now looks like a fool
A damn fool.
After that touching bipartisan moment to remind us why baseball is so American,
I would love nothing more for Fox’s ratings than to see a 2nd inning mound brawl.
This is why we needed the Red Sox in the World Series!
Without Tacoby, we have no Free Taco Bell!
54!
This is fucking awesome. I'm actually really excited about the World Series.
If I were eating RC’s food right now, I might go into a happiness coma.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. *edit: well, shit. This isn't going well.
God, it's just as bad as I feared it would be.
So bad, so indescribably bad.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
I'm in heaven. This is gorgeous.
It would only be better if it were the Dixie Chicks.
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Holy shit that one is bald
And where is the fifth one?
At least one has gained weight, too.
It's really impressive how terrible this is.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
Seriously, fuck Tampa now.
My anger will wear off 5 minutes from now, but still.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
It would be better if the missing member was dead
or replaced by Randy Marsh
by JI on Oct 22, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He's the one I'm curious about
I want to know who he is so that I can google what he looked like a decade ago. Then I’ll giggle.
Female amnesty for knowing about girl groups
My GF could probably name them all too, even though she never liked them back in the day.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
I used to be obsessed with them
Although for the life of me I can’t remember the name of who is missing.
If they'd only had that fifth member back, they'd have done much better
His loss has really hurt their sound, it seems.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
I tend to mix all those smiley boys groups up
so I’m no help, unless you had a question about the Monkees or Paul Revere & the Raiders ….
Sadly I know all about the Monkees and Paul Revere & The Raiders
Even though I born in 1980.
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I saw Paul Revere & The Raiders in Branson back in June
I am friends with their guitar player. They still play an amazing set.
I love them. Good stuff.
I got to play a show that Link Wray headlined. That was awesome.
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I bet you'd have better luck trying to name the New Kids on the Block
by JI on Oct 22, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Hells yes.
Joey, Danny, Donnie, Jordan and Jonathan (I think on that last one)
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 22, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The popular one, Nick Carter
Isn’t with them. This would be like N’SYNC without JT
He would've known all their names, I'm sure.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 22, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Bonus points for rhyming "Lakers" with "take 'im"
by JI on Oct 22, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
THis is worse than Bust-a-Bucket, and Bust-a-Bucket was not made by pop star.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 22, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I need to watch that video again.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 22, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite Cracked ever
#7 is relevant, and while absolutely hilarious, it is also the least funny video mentioned.
by JI on Oct 22, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I was surprised at the volume of the cheers for Victorino
Or was I imagining that?
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
Tim McCarver.....................................
……………………………wahhhhhhhhhhhh, give us TBS back.
Yeah, I'm pumped for Tim McCarver given the past few weeks of suffering.
At least he’s dumb and kinda fun instead of dumb and angry about everything in the universe. God I hate Buck Martinez so much.
What did I miss..just got home
I fucking hate you Mariners
What's the point of a Mr. Bill commercial unless you show him melting and screaming piteously?
Though I guess that wouldn’t appeal to a lot of target audiences.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
It still doesn't feel real that the Rays are in the World Series.
I fucking hate you Mariners
On the other hand it's all too easy to accept that the Mariners, once again, are not.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
I can't say I'm a fan of that center field view.
Maybe I just have to get used to it.
I love it for tracking the pitches, but it's weird seeing Kaz's hat obscure the plate.
Overall I like it.
It needs to be a bit higher
The camera view at New Busch is perfect
by JI on Oct 22, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Quick poll:
Who are you now rooting for for the World Series?
Rays for me, with a Moyer win.
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He's going to cross you off of his Christmas list.
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What what?
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Moyer deserves a ring more than Griffey
because Moyer actually helps his team win.
by JI on Oct 22, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't care about their careers
a WS ring isn’t a lifetime achievement award
by JI on Oct 22, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Philadelphia is one the damned 3 when it comes to sports, Cleveland-Philly-Seattle
If the Rays win here, Tampa will be one of the most successful non Boston cities this decade.
Rays, and I'd prefer a Moyer win...
But I put money on Rays going 4-0 so I’d be happy with Moyer having a good start and a loss
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
Wow. That poll didn't go over well.
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I just knew he would screw that up.
He had that look in his eyes.
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man, there is a lot of stank tonight
that ad for 4 Christmases might have been even more painful than the BSB
There are more BSBoys in this thread than baseball boys.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 22, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
I wear size 12. Yes, he's a man baby.
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Wait until they get exclusive games only available on satellite
and black out games you want to see
by JI on Oct 22, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I wsa ok with hoarding it over virtually everyone I knew
until Comcast made it a premium channel
by JI on Oct 22, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
They are currently suing the pants off of Comcast
but it’s been over a season now.
by JI on Oct 22, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh I hope the baseball network isn't a premium channel
Putting it on standard cable is probably too much to ask, eh?
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
Baseball was trying to blackmail the non-Direct tv services into doing so last season
But most carriers would have no interest wasting their bandwidth on such a Chanel.
by JI on Oct 22, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Costas may be doing play-by-play for their games.
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Dude. That's like 367 days or something crazy. That's so 2007.
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And it will somehow completely shatter Bavasi's skull.
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Hi Schumacher!! How is my best German friend?
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Whiner. Enjoy the game and quit complaining!!
What time is it there, achtung thirty?
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You WHAT?? What kind of German are you, you monster?
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Being out of a car right now (But I'll get a new one in 2 weeks) I can buy beer only in small amounts
So planning has to happen.
My best wishes to you, my friend.
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Tough to get too frustrated about pussy hits when you're walking this many guys.
Kaz was lucky to get out of the last inning with no runs allowed.
Standard Kazmir game.
Give up some runs in the first inning, settle down a bit and start to look dominant, then leave after five innings.
Is this written in cockney?
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Russia. How can you mess that up?
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If only I had the patience....
to sit through one game of McCarver and itemize his nonsense innning by inning.
Yet I don’t mute him and turn on the radio even though I know I could.
I hate him and yet he IS playoff baseball to me in this strange (but strong) nostalgic way.
"It's reassuring to know that in your life, you can have no more than 32 root canals."
-T. McCarver
So kids and a WS don't mix. The people holding out on children are making sense to me now.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Fifth night in a row my son is watching School of Rock.
He’s got his touch-sensitive Gibson SG strapped on, and rocking out in the other room. I love that kid.
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Fuck. That was a reply to dpseadv.
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Yeah, I figured. We've decided ours can't watch tv until 4-ish.
They keep coming round to see what I’m doing and I have to turn everything off.
Next year.
That’s a three-and-a-half age movie for him. Then on to DVD tutorials of guitar and piano. I love my little artistic brainiac.
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Outnumbered?
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Even so
This current package coverage is the best in the history of baseball
by JI on Oct 22, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
TBS' package was more aesthetically pleasing.
Though Buck Martinez … ew.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 22, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm serious
FOX broadcasts a game every week, and every playoff game is shown. CBS (literally) used to show as few games as possible, ABC/NBC blacked out local telecasts on weeknights and then only showed one LDS.
by JI on Oct 22, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, so you mean the total season-long package then.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 22, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I do
Their in game coverage has a bit of a way to go. TBS’s in game coverage was ok except that their A-Team was un-godly stupid and had annoying voices
by JI on Oct 22, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Nowhere near as bad as goddamned KOMO radio.
Don’t run your commercials too long, then have Rizzs play it out like the action is just happening. My god I hate that.
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He wouldn't have to do it if they would return to the game in a timely manner.
Even NASCAR has the sensibility to split the screen and cut back to action when commercials play, if something big happens. If you’re radio (I worked in radio for years), you cut out of the commercial and assure your paying clients you will run their spot again. No excuse.
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To be more clear,
those clients pay for usually three weeks of broadcast time. It is up to the station and the client to decide how often the spots run, and when.
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Awesome.
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Oh man
That is way interference their on Burrels part
Brett Favre should be Mariners DH.
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Were you really so traumatized by that Backstreet Boys national anthem that you're rooting for the Phils now?
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
I was leaning that way already because the Cowbells are epically retarded.
The BSB debacle sealed it.
Fuck you RAYS fans! FUCK YOUR FACE
I fucking hate you Mariners
Where was that guy who threw the pizza at a red sox game? That would have rocked.
I fucking hate you Mariners
PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES RAYS FAN
you are a fucking pussy and should be ashamed of the penis that supposedely hangs between your legs.
cut that shit off. jam it in your ear. then kill yourself.
why steps 1 and 2? because you are a fuckhead. thats why.
So I just watched the new South Park
Its a To Be Continued
Not terrible, nothing special
Got better towards the end
“If a base is stolen during regulation or extra innings play by any player for either team during any Game, Taco Bell will offer every person in the U.S. the opportunity to obtain one (1) free Crunchy Seasoned Beef Taco (the "Free Taco”) (Approximate Retail Value of each Free Taco: 91¢, prices may vary) at participating Taco Bell® restaurants in the United States on the date designated herein. No product substitution, cash redemption or alternative will be allowed. Only one (1) Free Taco will be permitted per person, regardless of how many bases are stolen during the Games. In the event the Games are not played on October 22-30, 2008, the offer will be good during any Games of the 2008 MLB World Series to be announced. The Promotional Parties (defined below) will not be responsible for Acts of God, acts of terrorism, civil disturbances, work stoppage or any other natural disaster outside their control that may cause the cancellation or postponement of any Major League Baseball game, event or exhibition."/
WTF? The CEO of Taco Bell has a British (Australian?) accent???
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
Scott Kazmir looks alarmingly like Cory Lidle and/or Darin Morgan of the X-Files
Better known as “Eddie Van Blundht” from the episode “Small Potatoes.” (The one where the face-changer dood turns himself into Mulder and tries to kiss Scully.)
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It's nice the the president of Taco Bell eats there.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Why the hell does a Taco Bell guy have an accent that strong?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 22, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
I expected a strong accent, just not a British one
by JI on Oct 22, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
the Taco Bell President doesnt have an hispanic accent?!?!
WTF?!
i feel cheated. my world is collapsing around me.
Joe Buck makes fun of quality starts. I love it.
Seriously, TBS put the bar so low that I’ve been entertained today.
Just part of the plan
Everybody thinks it is October, comes to TB doesn’t get their Taco because it is actually in November. But then eats there anyway.
Most people are at work.
Wasn’t it 2-4 last year?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
They're kinda screwing up the over-the-top camera....
I want the screen to be more in-balance.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 22, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
Was that "bullshit"?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Not only was it a balk, Pena was safe at 2nd.
Wow, a complete fuck-up on every aspect of that play
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
Their motto is simple: We make the stuff that keeps you alive.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
And a "God dammit."
WHY EVEN TRY TO RECORD? They’re grown men competing, and they swear like madmen.
Might get it here.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Has he been calling that ball all night?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Side note...has anyone ever noticed....
Ok…What 3 teams haven’t made it to a world series? Rangers, Mariners, Nationals.
The Washington Nationals
The Rangers, who used to be the Washington Senators
And the Mariners, who play in Seattle, Washington.
Is there some sort of Washington curse?!?!?! Yeah there are some other former Washington teams that have made it…but this is still quite a bit of evidence to support a Washington curse….
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
No offense, but that sounds like it should be a random crappy FOX/ESPN graphic.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 22, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The best way to combat bad umping...
Swinging strikes.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
FUCK YEAH JASON BARTLETT

Suck it Tacoby Bellesbury
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Oct 22, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
This is setting up for a spectacular Lidge-ing
I fucking hate you Mariners
Nice to see Balfour back in form.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
That Blackberry Ad makes me think
“I am your idea”
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 22, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
"all three hits singles" -joe buck
as the graphic under iwamura says “2 singles, 1 double”
you are awesome joe. fucking die.
Ball was inside.
Tracer says it was outside.
Pitcher before was inside, tracer said it was down the pipe.
I can't bring myself to look at that thing this series. I feel dumb arguing balls and strikes with a machine.
All this newfangled technology gee whiz is taking the fun out of one of my favorite parts of the game.
Well Upton had a shitty day at the plate.
I fucking hate you Mariners
No respect for Howard? He must need a better hitter behind him for protection.
Rauuuuul… man I’m looking forward to the offseason moves this year.
That was my exact thought
strike two was right down the middle too
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
wheres that .gif
of pujols taking lidge yard? i need that to post on my Wake Forest board for the douchebag philly fans
This could be really fun.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Pena looked as lost as Howard.
I fucking hate you Mariners
looks like i picked the wrong week to
stop sniffing glue
So Lidge is on his game...damn.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Man those are some classy looking baseball caps though.
Fucking drop on that thing… reminds me of Putz when he’s good.
ACTUALLY JOE
it’s important for the Rays to get Carl Crawford on because OTHERWISE THEY LOSE THE GAME
Fuck that shit.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Rays suck..worst team ever...THE SKY IS FALLING!
I fucking hate you Mariners
I bet the backstreet boys will...
I fucking hate you Mariners
Not enough experience
I fucking hate you Mariners
Honestly, they already won it all in my mind.
I have a hard time getting too worked up over this series.
I'm definitely rooting for them..but unlike most WS I won't be upset with either victor this time around.
I fucking hate you Mariners
By the way, I've been reading up like crazy on the dilution of talent pool thing.
I would like to fanpost a bunch of stuff I’ve found in a few weeks or so, just a bunch of reading to wade through and contemplate.
Rays' Bartlett swipes a free taco for America
Indie.
by .Taylor on Oct 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

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