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I'M FLIPPING MY ALLEGIANCE TO JESUS

BECAUSE I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT THE RAYS ARE GOD’S CHOSEN TEAM. C’MON RAYS!

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LET'S MAKE THIS AN ALL-CAPS THREAD, FOR BETTER OR WORSE.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY DOOD IT WAS MY SUGGESTION IN THE FIRST PLACE

ALTHOUGH TO BE FAIR WE WERE ALL TRENDING THAT WAY TO BEGIN WITH.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 tO GO

i SUCK AT cAPS lOCK

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Oct 19, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

***IT COMES DOWN TO THIS***

wOOHOO WHEN I FEEL HEAVY METALLLLL

by Slica on Oct 19, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BAY, KOTSAY, TEK

NOT WHAT BOSTON WANTS TO PINT ITS HOPES ON

by PDXTai on Oct 19, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ESPECAILLY WHEN THE UMP LIKES DAVID PRICE SO MUCH

THAT HE WILL GIVE HIM A STRIKE ON A LOW PITCH.

by Kirkharbaugh on Oct 19, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SO WHO DO YOU GOT

RAYS OR MOYER?

NO IT IS NOT TOO EARLY

by katal on Oct 19, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MOYER

BUT RAYS IN 5 GAMES

by Double06 on Oct 19, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH FUCK THAT CALL.

FIRST BASE UMP NEEDS TO DIE FROM NOT BOWING TO THE PRICE.

by Kirkharbaugh on Oct 19, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT!

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Oct 19, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD

CAN WE NOT DO THIS LETTING PEOPLE ON BASE THING ANYMORE

by Nick S on Oct 19, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AGH!

BOOYA! You got Slurved!

by Slurvey on Oct 19, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'M GOING TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE RIGHT NOW

WHEN I COME BACK I WANT TO SEE A GIDP. I KNOW IT CAN HAPPEN. I’M THINKING POSITIVE.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'LL ASSUME IT'S AN ALLCAPS THREAD

I HOPE DAVID PRICE DOESN’T GO DWIGHT GOODEN ON EVERYONE IF HE SAVES THIS GAME.

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Oct 19, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BUNTING DOWN 2 RUNS?

ARE YOU NUCKING FUTZ?

by PDXTai on Oct 19, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HELL YEAH!

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Oct 19, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GO SIT THE FUCK DOWN!

BOOYA! You got Slurved!

by Slurvey on Oct 19, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C'MON STIRKE HIM OUT!

BOOYA! You got Slurved!

by Slurvey on Oct 19, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ONE MORE FUCKER ONE MORE YEAHSLKHKLSEHJFLKSJDHF!!!!

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Goose on Oct 19, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Oct 19, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOW MANY MORE OUTS DO WE NEED?

HOW MANY RSN?? I CANT TELL!

by katal on Oct 19, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PRICY

LOVELY OFF-SPEED STUFF. EL CAPITAN GOES DOWN!

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Oct 19, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAHHHHHHHH

SIT THE FUCK DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by Nick S on Oct 19, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!

BOOYA! You got Slurved!

by Slurvey on Oct 19, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IT HAPPPENDED KSDHFKLDSFHLKDFSHGLKDSJHGKLJSGHFGHSDFG

SUCK IT RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!

JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Goose on Oct 19, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whooooooooooooooooooooO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Oct 19, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by katal on Oct 19, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAYS WIN RAYS WIN THEY ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by JLC on Oct 19, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSS

TAMPA NATIVE IN SEATTLE JUST CAME A LITTLE BIT.

by Kirkharbaugh on Oct 19, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I LOVE YOU GUYS I LOVE YOU ALL

I’M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW I LOVE YOU ALL

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD OH MDFKUHKFWERKGWSUGKWSDGKUUGJ

RTIHO4982983983$£$t£$$wy$w£eterfgae$tdger634TGETTGW43TRWESDG$%6T

by Graham on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FIDDLE CAT FIDDLE CAT FIDDLE CAT FIDDLE CAT

by OlSalty on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAYS IN THE WORLD SERIES

IN THEIR 11TH SEASON. MARINERS = 32 AND COUNTING

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And the "Never Been to the WS" Club

Is down to 3

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not hardly.

Just a step closer to another elite M’s club

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Oct 19, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JED LOWRIE IS A FUCKIGN CHOKER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by redwolf75 on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!

BOOYA! You got Slurved!

by Slurvey on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

"It's reassuring to know that in your life, you can have no more than 32 root canals."
-T. McCarver

by Big Jared on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW! Good for them...

But, GOD..I wish so much that was us. I am just a tad depressed now.

by J.W. Pezzino on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS THREAD READS LIKE ONE GIGANTIC ORGY

RAYS ORGY RAYS ORGY RAYS ORGY RAYS ORGY RAYS ORGY RAYS ORGY RAYS ORGY RAYS ORGY

by JLC on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AGAIN: I LOVE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SO MUCH I'M SO GLAD WE WERE ALL HERE TO CELEBRATE THIS

I LOVE YOU ALL. WE SHARED A SPECIAL MOMENT THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR TEAM BUT GODDAMMIT IT FELT FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ON THE ONE HAND: FUCK YOU

ON THE OTHER HAND: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSS!!!

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IM GOING TO

WATCH THE WORLD SERIES FOR THE FRIST TIME SINCE BOSTON WASNT ANNOYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

by Slica on Oct 19, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAYZ

I HOPE THEY DON’T SUFFER A ROCKIES-LIKE FATE IN THE WORLD SERIES.

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Oct 19, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THAT JUST MEANS

RING FOR MOYER

FIRST TIME SINCE 1991 THE WORLD SERIES IS A WIN/WIN

by katal on Oct 19, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH BROTHER YOU GOT IT EXACTLY RIGHT

RAYS BEAT THE SATANIC SOX, FROM HERE ON OUT IT’S ALL GRAVY MOTHERFUCKER.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW NAVARRO JUMPED INTO PRICE'S ARMS

HOLY CRAP IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND

RAYS RAYS RAYS I SHALL LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU

by Slica on Oct 19, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ALL HAIL THE RAYS!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

FUCK YOU SOX

FUCK YOU IN YOUR STUPID ASSES

by deacvision7 on Oct 19, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My plan of not watching to not be a jinx worked!

I’m not even mad I watched the Seahawks game now!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Oct 19, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THANK YOU BRETT. BUT IT'S TIME TO SWITCH TO ALL-CAPS

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Oct 19, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I WISH I HAD CABLE SO I COULD SEE THE ON-FIELD CELEBRATION

AS IT IS I HAVE RADIO AND FUCK IT I DON’T CARE

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOHOOOOOOOOO!

NOW IT’S A FUCKING PARTY!

BOOYA! You got Slurved!

by Slurvey on Oct 19, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FIDDLE CAT

HOW DOES MUSIC GET MADE WITH A FIDDLE WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE A BOW?

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Oct 19, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE HAS A BOW

AND ITS A CELLO TOO IF YOU WANT TO GET TECHNICAL

by JI on Oct 19, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND EVEN SO FINGER PLUCKING WORKS JUST FINE

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I JUST SAW HIM IN THE INTERVIEW WITH DAVID PRICE

HE HAD ON A SUIT, AND WAS TALKING WHILE OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO HIDE HIS TEETH

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE'S WAS JUST ON AGAIN.

IT’S SORTOF A STRIPEY NUMBER. IT’S NOT HIS BEST, BUT IT WILL DO.

IT’S UNFORTUNATE THAT HE DIDN’T BUST OUT SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY EGREGIOUS FOR GAME 7.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IF ANYBODY ELSE WAS WEARING THAT IT WOULD BE THE MOST EGREGIOUS THING ANYBODY HAS EVER WORN

SAGER HAS SET THE BAR SO HIGH THAT IT GOES UNNOTICED. LIKE JEFF’S WRITE UP ON PUJOLS BEFORE

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ABSOLUTELY

GREY WITH THICK WHITE PINSTRIPES, AND A PURPLE-PATTERN TIE THAT WAS THE PURPLEST AND PATTERNEST TIE EVER PUT AROUND A NECK

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH!

Pretzels for everyone!

by James F'n X on Oct 19, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES EVERYONE IS INVITED

GIN IS WELCOME

I AM MAKING A RAYS CAKE GODDAMMIT

by royalcurve on Oct 19, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHERE I'M ON MY WAY

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DETAILS DURING THE WEEK

HOUSE IS IN SEATTLE – WE CAN ALL FIT AND THERE IS A ROOM IN THE BASEMENT FOR BANNING YOU IF YOU MESS UP MY HOUSE

by royalcurve on Oct 19, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

NOLA WINS THE GUEST ROOM

BUT THERE ARE BEAN BAGS A PLENTY FOR SNOOZING (SHUT UP I KNOW THEY ARE NOT FASHIONABLE THEY ARE FOR THE KIDS)

by royalcurve on Oct 19, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT BRAGGING AT ALL

WORK WILL HAVE TO BE AT 8 THE NEXT MORNING SO I WILL BE UNABLE TO DRINK MUCH

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH. WELL THEN...

*RASPBERRY PBTPBTPBTPBTPBTPTBTPBT

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SOLD SOLD

I WILL DO WHAT I CAN TO MAKE A SMALL APPEARANCE, DEPENDING ON THE DAY

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, we need to get together and watch at least one game as a community.

A pizza place or something that will allow everyone to come to it.

by mark sobba on Oct 19, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When!

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 19, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congratulations to Tampa Bay and their fans.

Thank you for defeating the Red Sox.

I’m not gonna root for either team in the World Series. I just want a good one.

by Goose on Oct 19, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm smiling

Thank you Rays

by Graham on Oct 19, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

9=8

9 guys performing = final eight aka playoffs
9=2 never heard but prop. the same with sorld series

by Schuxu on Oct 19, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG thankyou RAYS!!!!! OMG

by Carna on Oct 19, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I WONDER IF THEY CAN HEAR ME CLAPPING FOR THEM HERE IN RENTON

I’M TRYING MY BEST

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ONLY US

CLEARLY

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my God it is so goddamn loud in here

This is the best business vacation EVER

by BrianL on Oct 19, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the best thing about this thread

is that I discovered uncyclopedia.org.

This article is just genius.

by alon91 on Oct 19, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

HOW ABOUT THURSDAY

CAN EVERYONE MAKE IT TO MY HOUSE FOR GAME 2?

by royalcurve on Oct 19, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BUT FRIDAY'S THE BEST FOR ME

HOWEVER I MAY BE ABLE TO SWING PART OF THURSDAY. FANPOST IT AT SOME POINT WITH THE FULL DETAILS

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SAGER'S ON AGAIN

HE WILL NOT SHOW HIS TEETH. WEIRD

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, no more caps

My throat hurts

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...I know I'm late

Glad we could finally bring some happiness and good fortune to LL.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 19, 2008 11:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If this is what my adopted team going to the World Series feels like, I am not going to survive the Mariners getting there.

On the off chance I do make it through, I need to make sure we’re playing a show the night it happens because based on a sample size of one holy fucking shit good baseball happiness makes our sets amazing.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Oct 20, 2008 1:02 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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