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I'M FLIPPING MY ALLEGIANCE TO JESUS

BECAUSE I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT THE RAYS ARE GOD’S CHOSEN TEAM. C’MON RAYS!

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S MAKE THIS AN ALL-CAPS THREAD, FOR BETTER OR WORSE.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY DOOD IT WAS MY SUGGESTION IN THE FIRST PLACE

ALTHOUGH TO BE FAIR WE WERE ALL TRENDING THAT WAY TO BEGIN WITH.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

***IT COMES DOWN TO THIS***

wOOHOO WHEN I FEEL HEAVY METALLLLL

by Slica on Oct 19, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BAY, KOTSAY, TEK

NOT WHAT BOSTON WANTS TO PINT ITS HOPES ON

by PDXTai on Oct 19, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SO WHO DO YOU GOT

RAYS OR MOYER?

NO IT IS NOT TOO EARLY

by katal on Oct 19, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK THAT CALL.

FIRST BASE UMP NEEDS TO DIE FROM NOT BOWING TO THE PRICE.

by Kirk on Oct 19, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT!

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Oct 19, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD

CAN WE NOT DO THIS LETTING PEOPLE ON BASE THING ANYMORE

by Nick S on Oct 19, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

AGH!

BOOYA! You got Slurved!

by Slurvey on Oct 19, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I'LL ASSUME IT'S AN ALLCAPS THREAD

I HOPE DAVID PRICE DOESN’T GO DWIGHT GOODEN ON EVERYONE IF HE SAVES THIS GAME.

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Oct 19, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH!

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Oct 19, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Oct 19, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PRICY

LOVELY OFF-SPEED STUFF. EL CAPITAN GOES DOWN!

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Oct 19, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAHHHHHHHH

SIT THE FUCK DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by Nick S on Oct 19, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

IT HAPPPENDED KSDHFKLDSFHLKDFSHGLKDSJHGKLJSGHFGHSDFG

SUCK IT RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!

JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Goose on Oct 19, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSS

TAMPA NATIVE IN SEATTLE JUST CAME A LITTLE BIT.

by Kirk on Oct 19, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU GUYS I LOVE YOU ALL

I’M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW I LOVE YOU ALL

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD OH MDFKUHKFWERKGWSUGKWSDGKUUGJ

RTIHO4982983983$£$t£$$wy$w£eterfgae$tdger634TGETTGW43TRWESDG$%6T

by Graham MacAree on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FIDDLE CAT FIDDLE CAT FIDDLE CAT FIDDLE CAT

by OlSalty on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

And the "Never Been to the WS" Club

Is down to 3

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Not hardly.

Just a step closer to another elite M’s club

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Oct 19, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JED LOWRIE IS A FUCKIGN CHOKER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by redwolf75 on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!

BOOYA! You got Slurved!

by Slurvey on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

"It's reassuring to know that in your life, you can have no more than 32 root canals."
-T. McCarver

by Big Jared on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW! Good for them...

But, GOD..I wish so much that was us. I am just a tad depressed now.

by J.W. Pezzino on Oct 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

AGAIN: I LOVE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SO MUCH I'M SO GLAD WE WERE ALL HERE TO CELEBRATE THIS

I LOVE YOU ALL. WE SHARED A SPECIAL MOMENT THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR TEAM BUT GODDAMMIT IT FELT FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ON THE ONE HAND: FUCK YOU

ON THE OTHER HAND: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSS!!!

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM GOING TO

WATCH THE WORLD SERIES FOR THE FRIST TIME SINCE BOSTON WASNT ANNOYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

by Slica on Oct 19, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

RAYZ

I HOPE THEY DON’T SUFFER A ROCKIES-LIKE FATE IN THE WORLD SERIES.

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Oct 19, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT JUST MEANS

RING FOR MOYER

FIRST TIME SINCE 1991 THE WORLD SERIES IS A WIN/WIN

by katal on Oct 19, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH BROTHER YOU GOT IT EXACTLY RIGHT

RAYS BEAT THE SATANIC SOX, FROM HERE ON OUT IT’S ALL GRAVY MOTHERFUCKER.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW NAVARRO JUMPED INTO PRICE'S ARMS

HOLY CRAP IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND

RAYS RAYS RAYS I SHALL LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU

by Slica on Oct 19, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL HAIL THE RAYS!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

FUCK YOU SOX

FUCK YOU IN YOUR STUPID ASSES

by deacvision7 on Oct 19, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

My plan of not watching to not be a jinx worked!

I’m not even mad I watched the Seahawks game now!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Oct 19, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU BRETT. BUT IT'S TIME TO SWITCH TO ALL-CAPS

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Oct 19, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WISH I HAD CABLE SO I COULD SEE THE ON-FIELD CELEBRATION

AS IT IS I HAVE RADIO AND FUCK IT I DON’T CARE

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WOHOOOOOOOOO!

NOW IT’S A FUCKING PARTY!

BOOYA! You got Slurved!

by Slurvey on Oct 19, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIDDLE CAT

HOW DOES MUSIC GET MADE WITH A FIDDLE WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE A BOW?

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Oct 19, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE HAS A BOW

AND ITS A CELLO TOO IF YOU WANT TO GET TECHNICAL

by JI on Oct 19, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND EVEN SO FINGER PLUCKING WORKS JUST FINE

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I JUST SAW HIM IN THE INTERVIEW WITH DAVID PRICE

HE HAD ON A SUIT, AND WAS TALKING WHILE OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO HIDE HIS TEETH

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S WAS JUST ON AGAIN.

IT’S SORTOF A STRIPEY NUMBER. IT’S NOT HIS BEST, BUT IT WILL DO.

IT’S UNFORTUNATE THAT HE DIDN’T BUST OUT SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY EGREGIOUS FOR GAME 7.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF ANYBODY ELSE WAS WEARING THAT IT WOULD BE THE MOST EGREGIOUS THING ANYBODY HAS EVER WORN

SAGER HAS SET THE BAR SO HIGH THAT IT GOES UNNOTICED. LIKE JEFF’S WRITE UP ON PUJOLS BEFORE

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ABSOLUTELY

GREY WITH THICK WHITE PINSTRIPES, AND A PURPLE-PATTERN TIE THAT WAS THE PURPLEST AND PATTERNEST TIE EVER PUT AROUND A NECK

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES EVERYONE IS INVITED

GIN IS WELCOME

I AM MAKING A RAYS CAKE GODDAMMIT

by royalcurve on Oct 19, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE I'M ON MY WAY

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

DETAILS DURING THE WEEK

HOUSE IS IN SEATTLE – WE CAN ALL FIT AND THERE IS A ROOM IN THE BASEMENT FOR BANNING YOU IF YOU MESS UP MY HOUSE

by royalcurve on Oct 19, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

SOLD SOLD

I WILL DO WHAT I CAN TO MAKE A SMALL APPEARANCE, DEPENDING ON THE DAY

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

When!

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 19, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations to Tampa Bay and their fans.

Thank you for defeating the Red Sox.

I’m not gonna root for either team in the World Series. I just want a good one.

by Goose on Oct 19, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

9=8

9 guys performing = final eight aka playoffs
9=2 never heard but prop. the same with sorld series

by Schuxu on Oct 19, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG thankyou RAYS!!!!! OMG

by Carna on Oct 19, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I WONDER IF THEY CAN HEAR ME CLAPPING FOR THEM HERE IN RENTON

I’M TRYING MY BEST

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ONLY US

CLEARLY

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the best thing about this thread

is that I discovered uncyclopedia.org.

This article is just genius.

by alon91 on Oct 19, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

HOW ABOUT THURSDAY

CAN EVERYONE MAKE IT TO MY HOUSE FOR GAME 2?

by royalcurve on Oct 19, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT FRIDAY'S THE BEST FOR ME

HOWEVER I MAY BE ABLE TO SWING PART OF THURSDAY. FANPOST IT AT SOME POINT WITH THE FULL DETAILS

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAGER'S ON AGAIN

HE WILL NOT SHOW HIS TEETH. WEIRD

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, no more caps

My throat hurts

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah...I know I'm late

Glad we could finally bring some happiness and good fortune to LL.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Certainties in Life: Death, Taxes, and Gabe Gross coming through in the ninth

by JMB on Oct 19, 2008 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

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