10/19: Open End Of Days Thread
This is pretty much the worst thing to ever happen
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We can't lose with Big Game Garza toeing the rubber.
by JI on Oct 19, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't have quite the same ring as Big Game James, unfortunately
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I propose to make this interesting
Permabanned if we lose, modded if we win.
by JI on Oct 19, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am 100% for anything which has the possibility of Fogel ending as a mod
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it that this was LL comment 10,000.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Oct 19, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely.
There is no good in the world. I have no faith.
by Teej on Oct 19, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would quickly change to one of the best things if the Rays manage to win
by Schuxu on Oct 19, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to be watching this and the Hawks game from a padded room to protect myself
so I’ll just offer this for now.
Go Rays.
by Matthew on Oct 19, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have an HDTV on each one
…well I would except the Hawks game won’t be worth watching this opposite it
by JI on Oct 19, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
by Jeff on Oct 19, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was never rooting for the Rockies in that series
I hate fairy tales. More than I hate the Red Sox.
However, this year features the fairytale Red Sox and that combination is steering me towards post-natally aborting myself.
by Graham on Oct 19, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If the Rays win by 10 runs or so this will be the most perfect series outcome imaginable
by JI on Oct 19, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, you don't want it to be close
You want the Red Sox to be horribly embarrased
by JI on Oct 19, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the Rays went up by seven I would light myself on fire
by Jeff on Oct 19, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A SSS of 2 games ago indicates this is not true
by JI on Oct 19, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahem
I’m not a Rays fan. I mean, I’m rooting for the Rays, but they’re not the Mariners. If these playoffs have shown me anything, it’s the true nature of bandwagon emotion. Bandwagon success isn’t nearly as fulfilling. I watched them beat Chicago, then I watched them win three games against Boston, and it made me happy, but it didn’t make me ecstatic. I didn’t go to bed thinking about it. I didn’t wake up laughing. It was more like, “hey, neat, this is working out.” It’s been pleasant, and nothing more.
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why MLB needs the mercy rule
so that you can get a walkoff when up by 9
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
20th inning Red Sox score 5 runs in the top and start celebrating
and then the Rays score 6 in the bottom to destroy the souls of the Red Sox Faithful
by Fogel on Oct 19, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's pretty much the straightest ending for this game
so I don’t know what you’re talking about
by Fogel on Oct 19, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox scoring two and the Rays scoring three
would be more than sufficient
Keep it real dogg
by JI on Oct 19, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cora over Lowrie?
BOOYA! You got Slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 19, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Game over
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now he is gonna win the fucking MVP.
BOOYA! You got Slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 19, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My happiness is directly related to how happy the players in the Red Sox dugout are.
This is unhealthy.
by royalcurve on Oct 19, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kill self
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish Youkilis would use a chainsaw to shave off that goddamn beard.
by royalcurve on Oct 19, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate that this is happening.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least this is the last we'll hear from Buck Martinez this year.
by Teej on Oct 19, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Admit it: you’ll miss Craig Sager’s nightly fashion horror show. I burst out laughing nearly every time he is onscreen.
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In Cliff we trust.
by vbc3 on Oct 19, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Craig Sager.
But it’s not enough to make up for Buck and Chip.
by Teej on Oct 19, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawks give up a long TD pass....worst sports weekend ever.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Jennings was shoved to the ground while the ball was in the air. Nice Offensive PI call, refs.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Oct 19, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's so weird to see a shortstop reach grounders up the middle.
by Teej on Oct 19, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni has a new workout plan this offseason
I’m predicting he wins MVP next year
by Fogel on Oct 19, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is what Veritak is saying about him self?
What an arrogant jerk…
by Schuxu on Oct 19, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Could they suck Varitek's dick any harder?
Also, it’s good to know that the only 2 positions where defense matters are catcher and shortstop.
by Smegmalicious on Oct 19, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmmm, looks like the inside part of the plate is the place to pitch tonight
by Fuzz on Oct 19, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It will be the Rays' undoing, no doubt.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, depends....
High fastballs are more likely
by Fuzz on Oct 19, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perfect game perfect game perfect game perfect game
Hey God, Jon Lester is THROWING A PERFECT GAME RIGHT NOW
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Keep this up
I Love Perfect Games pitched by John Lester
by Fuzz on Oct 19, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For those of you who can't handle WTBS any longer ...
by vbc3 on Oct 19, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's so weird to see a team that understands how a platoon is supposed to work
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or one that knows how to field.
Or hit.
Or pitch.
Or do anything competently.
by Smegmalicious on Oct 19, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of, I ran into a guy wearing the same cap as me today.
He told me he’d seen someone in New Orleans wearing a Mariners cap, and tried to talk to him, and the guy was just wearing the hat out of fashion. The fan says dude, pick a team that didn’t lose 101 games.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 19, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why I didn't wear my M's hat in NOLA while i was down there 2 weeks ago
by Fuzz on Oct 19, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I wouldn't speak to you?
Your hat isn’t worn for the fashion.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 19, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, i didn't want to wear it out of fashion, dark blue and your weather make no sense together
it’s like a quarter inch too small anyway
by Fuzz on Oct 19, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't wear mine because I was too busy stuffing my face with beignets and muffalettas
Can someone explain to me why you can’t get a good muffaletta in Seattle?
by Smegmalicious on Oct 19, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If there's call for it, I would gladly open a New Orleans cafe in Seattle.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 19, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you could actually make NOLA style food up here, you should
Everyone who does it up here makes it taste like shit. Even people who are supposedly ‘from NOLA’
by Smegmalicious on Oct 19, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting. If I were flush for cash I certainly would.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 19, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God, please.
Can you just ship me up one from Napoleon’s. And maybe some po boys from Rocky and Carlo’s while you’re at it.
by Smegmalicious on Oct 19, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frank's Shatner actually isn't shitty.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Frank was on Letterman the other day
and he was actually really fucking funny.
…But the act could get tired real quick. I think he’s fine in short bursts.
by JI on Oct 19, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said.
I can’t stop doing that since I watched this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLQKsuogUXo
by Smegmalicious on Oct 19, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do they make midget sized bullets i could use on pedroia?
by Fuzz on Oct 19, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't you rather just go for the overkill?
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.380 is like a midget 9mm.
It’s the one in the middle here:
http://www.handgunsmag.com/featured_handguns/HG9x18_031507B.jpg
by Smegmalicious on Oct 19, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever is necessary

"It's reassuring to know that in your life, you can have no more than 32 root canals."
-T. McCarver
by Big Jared on Oct 19, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d really love a 10-pitch or less inning from Garza.
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In Cliff we trust.
by vbc3 on Oct 19, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else notice that Ortiz has a strong comparison to a silverback gorilla?
by Fuzz on Oct 19, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's both semi-racist and semi-accurate.
by Teej on Oct 19, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am proud that I appear to be the first LL-er to get accepted as a FB friend
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's easier because I've met him in person
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I posted my full name in the other thread!
(Check your Facebook thing.)
by Teej on Oct 19, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bwahahaha now I deleted it off my mini-feed to make it harder for you to stalk
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured since he posted his name in the other thread
it couldn’t have been that hard
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've got to be shitting me
Your only goddamn network is San Diego. I fucking knew it
by Fogel on Oct 19, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christ if you had more I would have found you 5 hours ago
by Fogel on Oct 19, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll try to find more to help future stalkers.
by Teej on Oct 19, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I assume the "9" they put under the runner at first is supposed to be the length of his leadoff?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
9 feet is the middle of that circle
shows how big his lead is
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is a revolutionary technology that really helps me see the game in a new way.
by Teej on Oct 19, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TBS is genius
why can’t they do more brilliant things, like putting Buck Martinez and Chip Caray in a broadcast booth together
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like the fact that TBS has the coverage cornered for playoffs
by Fuzz on Oct 19, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on, don't you like low def sports?
What’s wrong with you.
by Smegmalicious on Oct 19, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The talent that they use is horrible
It looks like a junior high production
by Fuzz on Oct 19, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it's in glorious low def!
Buck Martinez’s voice is like a dental drill to my brain.
by Smegmalicious on Oct 19, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's the size of that graphic
Because it’s always 9 I think.
by Smegmalicious on Oct 19, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sit down Papi!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Oct 19, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a friend who is a HUGE Red Sox and Lakers fan
but it’s really hard to hate him since he’s actually pretty cool
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, GO TO THE HAWKS GAME, NOW.
Someone just got knocked out cold!
by Wilder. on Oct 19, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ike Hilliard, I believe
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A dude on the Bucs.
It should have been a fumble returned for a touchdown, too, but the refs blew the whistle.
by Wilder. on Oct 19, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he is, it wasn't him.
The line judge blew the whistle.
by Wilder. on Oct 19, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping it'd be Holmgren.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking this also, which is stupid.
Both he and Tatupu went for the tackle properly. Neither led with their helmet even though it was a helmet sandwich.
by Wilder. on Oct 19, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF..when did Lester become an elite left-hander?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He sucks...how can he not hang on to the ball while unconcious? Gotta get better hands.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damnit..How the hell did this comment show up here...son of a bitch.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yah, right as it auto-updated it shifted the comment down and made me hit reply to this comment.
Just bad timing.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No-trade clause or unbannable at 10,000 comments and 5 months on an SBN blog
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummm, sorry, not for 2600 comments and 3 months
partial no trade clause I think
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't count because you got banned before you hit 10,000.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Oct 19, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just barely made the five months clause
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which explains how you got banned very well
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That worked out quite well for you too.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Oct 19, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'm starting to be legitimately concerned.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be the first to say it...Fuck the Rays.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pissed that NBC is so much louder than TBS.
I have to change the volume level AND the channel.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can someone tell Lester he needs to go back and establish that fastball?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Duckett ran over an official..awesome
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought the fumble put the hawks on the 40?
What the hell were they doing practically in their own endzone?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Couldn't advance the fumble because of the whistle..so we got it where it was picked up.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't get forward progress if the refs blow the whistle, which they did.
It should have been a touchdown. The zebras will never be call a fair game again after SBXL.
by Wilder. on Oct 19, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Negated by stupid holding penalty!
Go 2008 Mariners Seahawks
"It's reassuring to know that in your life, you can have no more than 32 root canals."
-T. McCarver
by Big Jared on Oct 19, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Don't throw angry pitches"
is the pitcher’s equivalent of waiting ten seconds before posting comments.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He just needs to hang a couple of pitches to the right people ...
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In Cliff we trust.
by vbc3 on Oct 19, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GO RAYS GO
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AKi!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Oct 19, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beejay Beejay Beejay Beejay Beejay Beejay Beejay Beejay Beejay
by Wilder. on Oct 19, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"7 postseason HR, 0 when behind in count."
J.K.L.
by acblue on Oct 19, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When behind in the count at that pitch or once in the AB?
That is a stupid stat
by Schuxu on Oct 19, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rays have awesome jerseys
not too much going on
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ehhhh...
I think they’re too generic.
by Double06 on Oct 19, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of these, a little

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hm, I never thought of that.
I disliked those jerseys, but I don’t hate the Rays’ so much.
by Double06 on Oct 19, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FALSE HOPE
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THAT WAS THAT GOOD OF A PLAY YOU STUPID TWAT
J.K.L.
by acblue on Oct 19, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was probably a bad decision
but it was well enough executed to work out.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the fuck do they manage to praise the midget on that play?
by Schuxu on Oct 19, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YAYAYAYAY
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now we're talking!!!!
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In Cliff we trust.
by vbc3 on Oct 19, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally!
"It's reassuring to know that in your life, you can have no more than 32 root canals."
-T. McCarver
by Big Jared on Oct 19, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT A RUN A RUN
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on Oct 19, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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