Rays Too Stupid To Crumble Under Postseason Pressure
Picked by many to fall short at the hands of the veteran, more experienced Boston Red Sox in the American League Championship Series, the Tampa Bay Rays have used solid pitching and timely hitting to jump out to a surprising three games to one series lead. The developments have stunned fans and media members alike, and journalists across the country have begun to search high and low for an explanation for young Tampa Bay's sudden, unexpected success against a grizzled giant of a foe.
It is a complicated question. But the answer, as it turns out, may be as simple as one hypothesis put forward by Chip Caray during the Tuesday night broadcast. The Tampa Bay Rays aren't fazed because they don't understand the magnitude of their current situation. For the Tampa Bay Rays don't even know they're in the playoffs.
Tour the Tampa Bay clubhouse and you don't get the impression that you're seeing a team one win away from its first ever World Series. In one corner, a few pitchers are playing cards in a circle. In another corner, three players are chatting over lunch. In the middle on the floor lies BJ Upton, fast asleep. The entire team is seemingly oblivious to the situation in which it finds itself.
"Playoffs?" responds long-time Ray Carl Crawford to a question from another reporter. "Shoot, what are you talking about, playoffs? It's been ten years and this team hasn't seen the playoffs. We're just trying to play our best and we'll see what happens."
Look around the room and you'd think it's just any other day. While it may be October outside, there's not a single indication to be found that it's October within. A list of summer birthdays hangs from the bulletin board. The calendar by the window is flipped to September. A group of hitters wears t-shirts and shorts as they prepare for batting practice on the field. Manager Joe Maddon looks on, content.
"The calendar's been like that for 45 days now," says Maddon. "The other coaches and I decided that this was the best way. It's a young team. When the stakes are high, you have to do what you can to keep the guys in their comfort zones. And we figure they're most comfortable not knowing what's going on. You can't get nervous if you don't know there's any pressure."
"It's gone perfectly," adds bench coach Dave Martinez. "There was a scare once. See, we write the results of all the games on the calendar. W 5-3, W 11-6, L 5-7, all that. And one time last week Dioner (Navarro) came up to me and asked why the calendar was filled up with numbers when we told them it was still the middle of the month. But I told him those were coordinates for a potential championship parade, and he seemed to take it pretty well."
Navarro took it so well, in fact, that he repeated what Martinez had said to some of his teammates.
"That calendar thing with the parade? That's inspirational," says Matt Garza. "It really motivates you, to think that this team might be able to bring a championship parade to the city, and that the coaches are already planning for it. It lights a fire. This month seems like it's been going on forever, but September always feels like the longest month of the season, and it's nice to have that on the wall as a reminder of what we can accomplish if we just keep grinding it out."
The Tampa Bay Rays as an organization were turned around by a new front office that came to power in 2005. General manager Andrew Friedman - the leader of the group that rescued the franchise - supports the measures the coaching staff has taken to keep the team playing within itself.
"Other teams, you'll hear them talk all the time about how they need to find more clutch players. Guys who elevate their games and turn it on when it matters most. They'll spend countless millions of dollars going after guys because they think they'll come up big in October.
"The whole Moneyball thing is about reading the market and seizing what's undervalued while ignoring what's overvalued. Right now, there's still a lot of emphasis being put on clutch performance. While years and years of research have failed to uncover any sort of sustainable clutch skill, if a guy does well in the playoffs, he's going to get rewarded, even though it doesn't mean very much. That's just the way it works.
"We don't need to get involved in that. We don't need to risk getting burned by a clutch false positive, because we've found another way. A better way. Clutch is only relevant if a given player is aware of high-leverage situations, right? So what if you have a bunch of players who don't know what's going on? Fernando Perez isn't here yet because he left his car keys in his freezer and now they're stuck in a popsicle. The other day Kaz (Scott Kazmir) tried to make himself into an automatic flamethrower by lighting sunflower seeds on fire and putting them in his mouth.
"Why try to add clutch when you can easily add stupid?"
Kazmir sits on a chair in front of his locker. He alternates between stretching his legs and lacing up his cleats. Tomorrow night he will take the mound for Game 5 of a series that as far as he knows doesn't exist.
"Coach says we're 103-67 so far, so that's pretty good," says Kazmir. "I don't know where that puts us in the standings, but there's still a long way to go in the season, so anything can happen. We just need to keep marching and playing loose. I have a good feeling about these guys. We'll see where we end up."
The Red Sox may be fully aware of the long odds they're facing if they want to advance to a second consecutive World Series, but the Tampa Bay clubhouse is none the wiser. And Joe Maddon & Co. wouldn't have it any other way. While five more wins stand between the Rays and the championship parade that has the players so excited, for now, one truth stands above all others: for this Cinderella baseball team, ignorance really is bliss.
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Wonderful
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on
Oct 16, 2008 12:33 AM PDT
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Brilliant!
Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!
by thejew4u on
Oct 16, 2008 12:40 AM PDT
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Yay
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by I'm NOT Corco on
Oct 16, 2008 1:26 AM PDT
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Brilliant.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on
Oct 16, 2008 2:15 AM PDT
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Amazing. Great read.
Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?
by Blicks on
Oct 16, 2008 4:02 AM PDT
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This would explain Boston's 2004 championship pretty well too.
they were called the idiots after all.
by Bearskin Rugburn on
Oct 16, 2008 6:40 AM PDT
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I have to hand it to Chip Caray
Even though he’s an idiot, he’s also a wonderful example of nepotism.
by katal on
Oct 16, 2008 6:48 AM PDT
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Please
The other day Kaz (Scott Kazmir) tried to make himself into an automatic flamethrower by lighting sunflower seeds on fire and putting them in his mouth.
do not give Robert ideas.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Oct 16, 2008 6:54 AM PDT
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joined just to compliment you on this
i’m giving a test in a class and almost burst out laughing with “Why try to add clutch when you can easily add stupid?”
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on
Oct 16, 2008 8:29 AM PDT
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hahaha
this belongs in a newspaper
Other kids may be sayin' hi-ho, but The Gooch just says yo.
by whobob on
Oct 16, 2008 8:37 AM PDT
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Awesome, Jeff!
Long time reader, first time poster. This was very well done.
by urchman on
Oct 16, 2008 9:16 AM PDT
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Why are we rooting for such a stupid team again?
by seattlebruin on
Oct 16, 2008 10:08 AM PDT
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because we're stupid, duh
And after Reggie Willits left the postseason there was nothing else to root for. Viva stupid!
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Oct 16, 2008 10:12 AM PDT
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Great writing as usual Jeff!
I'm back to liking midgets too much (Scrappy's comes first, don't worry).
by Thingray on
Oct 16, 2008 11:04 AM PDT
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Why would Fernandez need a car?
And did Caray seriously say that? I wonder if I’ve developed an immunity.
Great writing, by the way. When I first looked at the headline, missing the “are,” I was like, “Why is Jeff leaving the articles out of his headlines? This isn’t a newspaper!” Very nice touch.
by Teej on
Oct 16, 2008 11:06 AM PDT
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(Fernandez is my nickname for Fernando Perez)
by Teej on
Oct 16, 2008 11:06 AM PDT
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Caray suggested the Rays may be too young to understand the pressure they should be feeling.
by Jeff on
Oct 16, 2008 11:34 AM PDT
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This makes sense, if they are in fact idiots.
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on
Oct 16, 2008 1:12 PM PDT
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Great read.
Upton asleep on the floor is a fine touch.
by Paytheline on
Oct 16, 2008 11:32 AM PDT
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Exactly what I was thinking
Wonder if they’re hiring?
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on
Oct 16, 2008 12:41 PM PDT
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This was okay.
Not a classic on the level of the clown flowchart or some of the great GM Winter Meeting posts, but okay. Sorry to not join in the fawning, but these noobs need to realize how funny Jeff is really capable of being.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on
Oct 16, 2008 11:49 AM PDT
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Now THIS is funny:
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on
Oct 16, 2008 11:50 AM PDT
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The humor in this was more subtle.
I enjoyed it tremendously.
by BrianL on
Oct 16, 2008 11:53 AM PDT
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Nothing will ever top Clown Threat Level, sadly.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on
Oct 16, 2008 12:19 PM PDT
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Where's the full set of that ?
You may well be right.
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by esoteric on
Oct 16, 2008 12:58 PM PDT
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Nevermind, I found it.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on
Oct 16, 2008 1:13 PM PDT
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Goddammit! I keep screwing up the resize function.
Why in god’s name can I not remember where to put it in the line of HTML?
It’s like I have a mental block.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on
Oct 16, 2008 1:14 PM PDT
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I kept trying! I just could figure out WHERE to place the "size=100" part.
It’s shameful that I can’t remember. I just passed the bar for fuck’s sake and I can’t remember how to resize pictures.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on
Oct 16, 2008 1:15 PM PDT
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*could not
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by esoteric on
Oct 16, 2008 1:15 PM PDT
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Put width=whathaveyou between img and src.
J.K.L.
by acblue on
Oct 16, 2008 1:18 PM PDT
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Amazing. The one option I didn't try.
Thanks. And rest assured, I will fucking forget again soon. I just don’t post pictures often enough to remember, I think.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on
Oct 16, 2008 1:53 PM PDT
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How can you remember to put it in but not where it goes?
There’s but a single line of HTML code. you can stick it anywhere but in the middle of the image url.
by Matthew on
Oct 16, 2008 2:43 PM PDT
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Absolutely fantastic.
I may have to try to become an automatic flamethrower soon.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
Oct 16, 2008 2:52 PM PDT
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