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W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Andy Sonnanstine 13-9 32 32 1 1 0 0 193.1 212 105 94 21 37 124 4.38 1.29


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Tim Wakefield 10-11 30 30 1 0 0 0 181.0 154 89 83 25 60 117 4.13 1.18

Stranglehold. Apply one.

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You cannot use "our song" for another team.

It’s like creating a mixed cd for one girlfriend and then when you hook up with another, using the same mix.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 14, 2008 4:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What if a gf makes you a mixed cd

And then when you break up you give it to someone else?

by Sec 108 on Oct 14, 2008 4:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've done this several times.

Never paid any price.

I’m sorry, the mixes I make are so great, so ingenius in their sequencing and variety and quality, that it would be a shame to lose those inspired segues and juxtapositions merely because the girlfriend you originally gave them to turned out to be a psychopath.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 4:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They can always remove him from the roster

or the could with Masterson or Byrd if he can’t go. If he’s not right their bullpen is going have to absorb a lot of innings.

by JI on Oct 14, 2008 4:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, thank you VERY much.

now, I’ll be singing that all evening.

by msb on Oct 14, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Drew hitting leadoff?

I can’t say I disapprove.

by JI on Oct 14, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LONGO!!!!

BAHAHAHAHA BACK TO BACK BITCHES

by Double06 on Oct 14, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's unbelievable how fucked the Red Sox are.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aaaand B2B2B XBHs

This inning is going to leave a really big smile on my face.

by Double06 on Oct 14, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm listening to the Rays radio feed, and it's great except for this INCONCEIVABLY PAINFUL anti-smoking ad

It’s just an old guy coughing and hacking and wheezing into my eardrums for a minute. Jesus fuck, we get it, smoking is bad. Don’t force me to mute the sound, assholes.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See, now that was a far better inning than Tim Wakefield's

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love how snakebitten the Sox seem right now.

With the ominous feeling that it could turn at any moment.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is the coolest awesome ever

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 14, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm so happy

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 14, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kevin Cash? Homer?

Does not compute.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Upton were still at SS,

that would have been a double and an infield single.

by Teej on Oct 14, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TRIPLE!! WEEEE

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Oct 14, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RAYS RAYS RAYS

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Oct 14, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is a bloodbath.

It’s almost sad.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boston is screwed

They have Dike-K sure, but for game 6 it seems they have a lot of options, but none of them pleasant.

by JI on Oct 14, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

This is satisfying

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Oct 14, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh RAYS never leave me!

Hope you guys are enjoying the post season.

Never have I been bent over so far for the Rays. They have always been my #4 team, but God I hate the Red Sox they suck fecal matter filled booty.

by Slica on Oct 14, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just can't believe how utterly dominant the Rays look.

It’s simply impossible to get them out, up and down the order. Except for Perez, every player in the lineup has been on base, and every one except Iwamura through hits.

The Red Sox do NOT have a bad bullpen. It’s just that the Rays are that good.

Assuming they win the ALCS, I pity the team that has to face them in the WS.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jesus, Crawford went WAY outside the zone to get that ball.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

More proof that it's simply impossible to get them out.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 6:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOOOO

Somebody call House, im suffering from awesomenitis.

by Slica on Oct 14, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would.

Let some of those guys have some fun.

by Goose on Oct 14, 2008 7:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Longoria was set to pitch in the 15th of the All-Star Game

I think he wants a shot at it now.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 7:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No we don't want the Rays turning into a bunch of giant douchebags

Because they’re going to be winning for the next 20,000,000 years and I think they should keep it classy

It is Boston though so tough call

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 14, 2008 7:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's why it's a tough call

I’m leaning towards doing it as a giant way of flipping them off

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 14, 2008 7:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There is a time for sportsmanship.

This is not that time.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 7:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then lets show those Beaneaters how horrible they are

Let’s fill the outfield with pitchers and the infield with outfielders and let infielders pitch and catch

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 14, 2008 7:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 14, 2008 7:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What?

Respect your opponent? Act like they can still win?

What the fuck is this? No mercy.

by Goose on Oct 14, 2008 7:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what you said

No Mercy is a giant shellacking, more likely done by the regulars

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 14, 2008 7:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That would be my only dilemma as a manager in this situation.

Do I want to keep pouring it on even though I’m already up by 10 runs? Or do I want to tell the Red Sox “Hey, we have you beat. We’re gonna play the backups because we know you will not win today.”

I’d probably just put it to a vote and let the players decide.

by Goose on Oct 14, 2008 7:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Andy Sonnanstine is two-hitting the Red Sox.

I WANT TO DIP MY BALLS IN THIS GAME.

FOR THE SECOND TIME IN TWO DAYS!

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really want to get a Sonnanstine Rays jersey

but then I’d look like a bandwagoner. I really should have done it in April

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 14, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You had your opportunity.

Jeff’s been talking him up for a year now.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 7:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

but there is nothing wrong at all with being a LLemming

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 14, 2008 7:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In fact the only piece of evidence I have that indicates that I have been rooting for the Rays since the beginning of the season

is a Facebook wall post where I told a Red Sox fan to “watch out for the rays” back in April. And it was to a girl so it doesn’t really count

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 14, 2008 7:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

because it’s all about how you look to other people.

by Matthew on Oct 14, 2008 7:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's certainly a factor

That and US$200 that would have to be pulled from my highway fund

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 14, 2008 7:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

More reason to hate Boston fans:

Ditching their team.

Tomorrow they come back with Rays jerseys. Douchebags.

by Slica on Oct 14, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS EASY

I plan on openly rooting for the Phillies in the WS

by Robert on Oct 14, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looks like Sonny's last inning.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sweet way to go out, though.

J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.

by esoteric on Oct 14, 2008 7:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crap I hate when my keyboard reverts to the other profile for some reason

That should read “I will never be able to dislike Mike Timlin”

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 14, 2008 7:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My freshman year I rearranged my keyboard in alphabetical order and set up the keyboard profile

I changed it back after a month but for some reason my computer periodically switches back to it

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 14, 2008 7:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rec'd for bluntness

I was testing to see if I could have two sets of muscle memory where my fingers could type in two different patterns to achieve the same objective

It failed and I was unable to type normally for a while

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 14, 2008 7:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dvorak FTW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dvorak_Simplified_Keyboard

I learned it in college and haven’t gone back. I can’t touch-type on QWERTY anymore though. But I haven’t rearranged my keyboard, I just don’t look at the keys.

by appleshampoo on Oct 14, 2008 7:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's not bad

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 14, 2008 7:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have several times

I sit to the left of her in class and she is left handed and I’m a righty which has made our lives complicated

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 14, 2008 7:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs