10/13: Open ALCS Game 3 Thread
by Jeff on Oct 13, 2008 12:34 PM PDT
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This may have been discussed
but apparently he has a suit with lights that blink.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Oct 13, 2008 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This man is one of the greatest human beings to ever exist.
by Goose on Oct 13, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Possibly more awesome than Cairo's ability to see the future.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by Taylor H on Oct 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3.27 seconds.
That’s how long it took Perez to get from third base to home.
Jesus Christ.
by Goose on Oct 13, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not really the place for it
But good grief Aaron Cunningham is going to be a pain in the ass. His lowest minor league wOBA is 0.395. He is 22. :(
by Graham on Oct 13, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really hated to see him and Brett Anderson go.
I mean, Haren is awesome and all, but man…..
by Goose on Oct 13, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hated to see Haren go
But Mark Mulder was clearly better.
by JI on Oct 13, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So when does Anderson get traded for half a farm system?
I say 2013.
by Goose on Oct 13, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet Rocco slept on the plane the entire way to Boston
by JI on Oct 13, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But he's still an early riser compared to B.J. Upton.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanna tie Youk down and shave off his beard.
by JI on Oct 13, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That sounds rather kinky.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you dispose of the shavings?
Yucca Mountain?
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Witto. With a rusty cheesegrater.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Oct 13, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the problem with growing a beard.
The finished product, if done right, can be epic. But the process is horrifying.
by Goose on Oct 13, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH NO HIDE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 13, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is singing the National Anthem here?
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who is Richie MacDonald, and has anyone heard of former band Lone Star?
I’m so out of it if this is a popular modern band. I listen to Genesis, for god’s sake.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure it's a country group
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 13, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My gorge rises.
I think I’ll go put on A Trick Of The Tail.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently they're some country music band.
Feh. Give me Peter Gabriel bipping and bopping around dressed like a flower any day.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am sick of seeing Fenway in October.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
An ALCS game at 1:30 in the afternoon on a Monday is ridiculous.
by Goose on Oct 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But it's 4.30 back there
which makes more sense for the two teams involved.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and their fan bases.
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by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than having two games on at the same time
They used to do this all the time.
by JI on Oct 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All the extra time can go for reviewing the instant replay.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Oct 13, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rays are going to have a hell of a time with Lester, I'm afraid.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to work Lester hard in the first inning, guys.
Maybe the cancer will come out of remission and take him down.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Five pitches. Eesh.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They squared 2 of them. I'm happy with that. If that continues, good things will happen.
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, my bad.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully it's tearing down walls and kicking out windows in his kidneys as we speak.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need Doug Davis to bleed on him somehow.
Reinforcements!
by Goose on Oct 13, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take. More. Pitches.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Prediction: Garza has to throw +/- 25 pitches in his first inning.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're a genius.
One trick pony. His breaking ball has no break.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Garza? Have you seen him pitch at all?
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Prediction: fast ball.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you watch his first inning? He threw a disgusting curve to Pedroia.
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope he proves me wrong...
I just think he’s very hittable.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had basically the same swinging strike rate as Lester
by Jeff on Oct 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last time I watched him pitch
his curve was barely moving.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuniesky Betancourt is a terrible defensive player
by seattlebruin on Oct 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is your mom
as I discovered last night.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You haven't watched him very much then, because his slider and curve are both above-average pitches.
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope he dominates.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great, a CFL game and a replay of the Cougs game on basic cable.
There’s no way in hell I’m upgrading just for MLB. Fuck these guys.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Oct 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish Dustin Pedroia pain and death.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And public sodomy
What else is there….just….more evil things
by staplemaniac on Oct 13, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a horrible feeling Ortiz will finally wake up today.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe next time, Papi!
STFD.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing makes my heartburn act up like 2-0 counts.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But 3-0 counts are worse.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woo!
And I was a bit off on my prediction. 16 pitches.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He can be dominant
’Twould be superb were the Garza of this day to display the god-given abilities which we have grown so fond of.
by staplemaniac on Oct 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine that with an english accent
I did when writing it
by staplemaniac on Oct 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, that's neat!
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by Taylor H on Oct 13, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't be a day over 16.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Using the word "neat" doesn't make you young.
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by Taylor H on Oct 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Lester is the best pitcher in baseball at this time?
by Fogel on Oct 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, he is
this is the only game being played, and the Rays pitcher is on the bench
by seattlebruin on Oct 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, at this instant, there's no other pitcher pitching in all of baseball
so I think that makes him the de facto best.
by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would be a loathed color man in the broadcast booth.
by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As opposed to a loathed color man on a blog.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blog is small time. I've already mastered this level.
I need to be challenged. Ms would have promoted 4 months ago.
by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure what Ms is
Either Microsoft. Mariners or a significant other but all those are laughable
by Robert on Oct 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My reply was directly in reply to you
but a reference to the reply.
by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not with typing like that they wouldn't.
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by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Lester?
The best pitcher in baseball?
bwhahahahaha
Shut the fuck up Chief Wiggum
by JI on Oct 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Lester's year this year is historic."
GAG!
by Goose on Oct 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So if Jon Lester is a jerk to his teammates will they still use the term "clubhouse cancer" to describe him?
by Fogel on Oct 13, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
By a year at least.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahem.
I meant i couldn’t find the place to see the cameras at all. But I have and it is glorious. At least when it shows the Rays dugout.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot that you are the only one who would like to see the game
especially since the links aren’t easy to find and JAP took a shit last Friday.
My mistake.
by JI on Oct 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am trying to fight the urge to photoshop Dioner Navarro's head onto Ronnie James Dio's body.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Today was a good day for a sick day
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Oct 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Varitek is the most overrated defensive catcher in baseball history
by JI on Oct 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could throw.
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But still very good.
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Overrated; yes, but he was still very good.
Therefore, not the most overrated.
by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenji Johjima?
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by Taylor H on Oct 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The same place it was when he got cancer
by Jeff on Oct 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why people assume that God wants us to be happy
by Jeff on Oct 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assume God wants me to be happy
but he has little power over the other Gods.
by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He can't want you to be happy
he’s busy making sure (insert sports team here) wins the (insert big game here) and that (insert star athlete here) knows that he’s on (star athlete’s) side.
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by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He clearly favors (star athlete) over (star athlete on opposing team) because he only listened to one set of prayers.
I’m sure he had good reasons though.
by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone who's smarter than me
who’s a better defensive player, Longoria or Beltre
by seattlebruin on Oct 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have an opinion, but I'm fairly certain you're much smarter than me.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre, but Longoria is the better player.
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am incapable of admitting this to be true.
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by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What? Beltre is better defensively or that Longoria is the better player?
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Longoria is the better player.
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by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. Well, that's okay. You'll come around.
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not as long as my beloved is still in a Mariner uniform.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The latter, I'm guessing.
We luvs our King Awesome over here on LL.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Beltre can dance and funk.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why I never spell the specific dance.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
because it sounds like a tasty dessert?
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by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it helps at all Beltre's just as good as Vladimir Guerrero
by Jeff on Oct 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beyond the Boxscore is amazingly high on Beltre's defence.
54!
by joof on Oct 13, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's awesome defensively. So awesome, it makes him a star, despite being only a slightly above-average offensive player.
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday lied to me.
It said “in play (out)s.” I figured Navi had fucked up.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
weird
Usually they say run if it’s a sac
by staplemaniac on Oct 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rocco got badly fooled on those last two pitches.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is very true
He hasn’t looked too good since coming back from disease
by staplemaniac on Oct 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frankly, I find it absolutely amazing he can play at all.
To say nothing of starting in RF. Wouldn’t that just absolutely kill him?
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with all of this
he has just had some ugly at bats is all.
by staplemaniac on Oct 13, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which are more important to note than his overall results?
by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
Just sayin’ I wonder about the effects of his disease
by staplemaniac on Oct 13, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It does just about kill him. Although he must be doing better than he was in August, because I remember reading about him needing several days off after playing the field. That's doesn't seem to be the case anymore, although he still can't play everyday
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and apparently he isn't 'back from disease'
just maintaining…
by msb on Oct 13, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
crap. the game's started.
apparently KJR thinks discussing crappy football is more important than broadcasting a play-off game.
by msb on Oct 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Try 850
One of the games was there last week.
by EJO on Oct 13, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reception is tough to come by, though.
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by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't get it at work
sometimes at home, if the stars align and the sun spots are minimal.
by msb on Oct 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can listen
here.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. t going well.
by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the one hand, it's nice that Jason Bay is out of Pittsburgh and is on a playoff team.
On the other hand, he is a Red Sox player. It’s a terrible tragedy. It’s like when that guy who makes all the funny jokes in the zombie movie gets bitten and you know it’s a matter of time before he’s lost to darkness and evil.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ironic, talking about his ability to catch a baseball being Teks biggest asset.
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's not exactly great offensively.
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by Taylor H on Oct 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, his not catching the baseball is the only reason the Rays have a run though.
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Stil helps the club with his ability to catch the baseball"
Minus last inning
by staplemaniac on Oct 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When did catching a baseball become a skill worthy of praise?
by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When eating one failed to catch on
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by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ron Darling sounds like a penis with a microphone.
by JI on Oct 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dare anybody ask how you know what that particular thing sounds like?
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by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?
J.K.L.
by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a cold.
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by Taylor H on Oct 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Garza gives up a hit to Varitek, this game is officially hexed.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah...that's more like it.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bossman will crush Lester here.
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a fact!
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No thanks, I've got plans
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by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is joy in Esotericville!!
Esoteric’s alluring female companion of three years just got out of her GMAT. And she scored a 740! Woot. She’s well on her way to rocking any biz school she wants.
And the Rays have runners on 2B and 3B with nobody out! Fresh panties for everyone!
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stay at home
spouse? win for you
by staplemaniac on Oct 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am a lawyer. We'd both be working our asses off.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reminiscent of Boone's 2001 blast at Fenway.
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by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BJ Upton is using his laziness for the cause of good.
by JI on Oct 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it's opposite day, duh
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by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Lester is heading to Mass Gen for another round of chemo after this game.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So I'm starting to think that 9 HRs isn't Upton's true talent level
by seattlebruin on Oct 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's amazing is that he's doing this despite still having the labrum problems.
That’s what sapped his power during the season.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it's not like his shoulder magically healed or anything so this is just weird
by Jeff on Oct 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Supposedly he was holding back on his swings all season
Maybe he stopped taking it easy at the plate
by staplemaniac on Oct 13, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That wouldn't help a tear. Cortisone helps inflamation, things like bursitis. But a tear is a tear..
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT IS WHAT I PREDICTED WOULD HAPPEN.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On another site: I said "I want to see B.J. Upton send a ball OVER the Monster."
My thoughts = telekinetic power.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Jon Lester is the best pitcher in baseball"
Buck Martinez knows less about baseball than my mom does.
by JI on Oct 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His historic season is going out on a sour note.
by Goose on Oct 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finding a lefty pitcher who can retire lefty batters is the hardest thing in baseball
by Jeff on Oct 13, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the first time anyone has ever said this ever.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
During the last game
they said something like “The Red Sox players believe that Lester is the best pitcher in the AL”
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Oct 13, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lazy Upton
Didn’t want to waste time running and standing on the bases.
by ThundaPC on Oct 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Buck Martinez and Chip Caray just realized the Rays won the East this year.
Dead serious.
by JI on Oct 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Don't think for a moment that this game is over."
by Goose on Oct 13, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That one I agree with
look what happened Saturday.
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by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How odd is it that everybody remembers this line?
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Chip Caray still had Rick Rizzs' job we wouldn't be listening to him now.
…and if he hadn’t left Fox
… or fired from the Cubs
by JI on Oct 13, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm happy
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game can't get anymore awesome.
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He will not make it out of there alive.
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by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't say it was a bad thing
at least he will die doing something he loved.
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by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best pitcher in baseball this!
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by Tyler on Oct 13, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Longoria and Upton: holy shit.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS GAME IS A NONSTOP ORGASM
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We have differing standards
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think standards is the right word here
this is a yes or no issue and I’m pretty sure the answer is no this is not actually a nonstop orgasm.
by Jeff on Oct 13, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's SCIENCE!
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meant figuratively
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You think I think everything is a 6
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that than
Lets ditch this bitch and get some thin crust
by Robert on Oct 13, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best part is that Lester dominated the Rays during the regular season.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A nonstop orgasm would become unpleasant rather quickly, I'd imagine
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tiring at the very least.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. t going well.
by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And very inconvenient in social situations
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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But quite awesome
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Job interview.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. t going well.
by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would never need to work
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would probably go over well for a porn shoot interview.
by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would have been funnier spelled "come"
"Jon Lester is the best pitcher in baseball right now" -Buck Martinez, manager of team USA
by JI on Oct 13, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs