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W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Matt Garza 11-9 30 30 3 2 0 0 184.2 170 83 76 19 59 128 3.70 1.24


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Jon Lester 16-6 33 33 2 2 0 0 210.1 202 78 75 14 66 152 3.21 1.27

Weekday matinees do little to satiate my Craig Sager addiction.

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3.27 seconds.

That’s how long it took Perez to get from third base to home.

Jesus Christ.

by Goose on Oct 13, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That sounds rather kinky.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not at all

I That thing is a bio-hazard

by JI on Oct 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How do you dispose of the shavings?

Yucca Mountain?

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who is singing the National Anthem here?

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who is Richie MacDonald, and has anyone heard of former band Lone Star?

I’m so out of it if this is a popular modern band. I listen to Genesis, for god’s sake.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My gorge rises.

I think I’ll go put on A Trick Of The Tail.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Apparently they're some country music band.

Feh. Give me Peter Gabriel bipping and bopping around dressed like a flower any day.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Rays are going to have a hell of a time with Lester, I'm afraid.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Way to work Lester hard in the first inning, guys.

Maybe the cancer will come out of remission and take him down.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nope

The radiation gave him superpowers.

by JI on Oct 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Prediction: Garza has to throw +/- 25 pitches in his first inning.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're a genius.

One trick pony. His breaking ball has no break.

Cuba Si! Yanqi No!

by Patrick517 on Oct 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes.

Prediction: fast ball.

Cuba Si! Yanqi No!

by Patrick517 on Oct 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great, a CFL game and a replay of the Cougs game on basic cable.

There’s no way in hell I’m upgrading just for MLB. Fuck these guys.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Oct 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wish Dustin Pedroia pain and death.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nothing makes my heartburn act up like 2-0 counts.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But 3-0 counts are worse.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Woo!

And I was a bit off on my prediction. 16 pitches.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He can be dominant

’Twould be superb were the Garza of this day to display the god-given abilities which we have grown so fond of.

by staplemaniac on Oct 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, that's neat!

The road to hell is paved with Mariners.

by Taylor H on Oct 13, 2008 2:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You can't be a day over 16.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jon Lester?

The best pitcher in baseball?

bwhahahahaha

Shut the fuck up Chief Wiggum

by JI on Oct 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Someone who's smarter than me

who’s a better defensive player, Longoria or Beltre

by seattlebruin on Oct 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gameday lied to me.

It said “in play (out)s.” I figured Navi had fucked up.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

weird

Usually they say run if it’s a sac

by staplemaniac on Oct 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Exactly.

This is why I feel lied to.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rocco got badly fooled on those last two pitches.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

crap. the game's started.

apparently KJR thinks discussing crappy football is more important than broadcasting a play-off game.

by msb on Oct 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You can listen

here.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. t going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 2:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On the one hand, it's nice that Jason Bay is out of Pittsburgh and is on a playoff team.

On the other hand, he is a Red Sox player. It’s a terrible tragedy. It’s like when that guy who makes all the funny jokes in the zombie movie gets bitten and you know it’s a matter of time before he’s lost to darkness and evil.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Garza gives up a hit to Varitek, this game is officially hexed.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ah...that's more like it.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There is joy in Esotericville!!

Esoteric’s alluring female companion of three years just got out of her GMAT. And she scored a 740! Woot. She’s well on her way to rocking any biz school she wants.

And the Rays have runners on 2B and 3B with nobody out! Fresh panties for everyone!

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's amazing is that he's doing this despite still having the labrum problems.

That’s what sapped his power during the season.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THAT IS WHAT I PREDICTED WOULD HAPPEN.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On another site: I said "I want to see B.J. Upton send a ball OVER the Monster."

My thoughts = telekinetic power.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lazy Upton

Didn’t want to waste time running and standing on the bases.

by ThundaPC on Oct 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm happy

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See ya!

LOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGOOOOOO!!!

by JI on Oct 13, 2008 2:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This game can't get anymore awesome.

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by esoteric on Oct 13, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs