Lookout Landing: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:

Sports blogs for fans, by fans.
New Blog: World Soccer Digest for Soccer Fans!

OFFTOP 10.13.08 Garfield Edition

Nolamarinergirl1_tiny by NOLAmarinergirl on Comment 632 comments

I'm not usually one for a case of the Mondays, but it's only 8.49am and I'm already set to climb back into bed and hide from the world.  I couldn't wake up with my first alarm and then the second did not sing at the appropriate time.  My shuffle was dead, forcing me to listen to thumping baselines as I scooted along.  Water from residents oversoaking their balcony plants drenched me as I rode through the French Quarter.  Upon opening my scooter seat, I found that red beans and rice had leaked all over my bag (including my new 80-count box of tea).  As I hustled to make the six block walk, a cop stopped me to lecture me about riding on the sidewalk, causing me to clutch my dripping bag to my almost-new fleece, which will cause me to smell like chipotle for the rest of the day.  And then, upon checking my email, yay--two new job rejections!

 

Please, give me some good news, or at least tell me of your worst Monday horror stories.

0 recs  |  Comment 632 comments

Story-email Email Printer Print

Read More: raining on monday, i miss seattle, go rays, why are people with phds so stupid, check out sc 1.0, compliment me on the color scheme, is this day over, yes i stalk you

Comments

Display:

Not only is it Monday, which is bad in and of itself...

it is also Columbus Day doubling the shittiness.

All I can say is that, not unlike Janette Rankin who famously chimed “I love my country but I cannot vote for war”, I myself love my Phillies but I cannot root for Joe Blanton.

Cuba Si! Yanqi No!

by Patrick517 on Oct 13, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't have any Monday stories...

everyday is the same to me. Most of the time I don’t know what day of the week it is until I check LL and see the OFFTOP. I haven’t figured out if this is awesome or sad.

by brayden04 on Oct 13, 2008 7:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes it sucks

Like today when I read the Sunday train schedule and got on the wrong train for 30 minutes. I was busy reading a book I had just bought. Luckily my teammate says, “I can’t believe we’re still underground.” Then I realized it wasn’t Sunday :(

by brayden04 on Oct 13, 2008 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhhhhh...good news?

I don’t have any BAD news, but I’m afraid I can’t offer much good news – except to offer the quite possibly naïve assertion that the worst may, in fact, be behind you; that you’ve front-loaded all the crap from today into one hour and now it’s smooth sailing.

And honestly, job rejections are OK – at least you heard something. In my last bout with unemployment, I sent out about two to three resumes a day for about four weeks, and got exactly ONE response – the rest just vanished.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 7:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The tea has been saved.

Inside the box were eight individually wrapped cellophane packages.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 13, 2008 8:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See? The worst is probably over.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh and by the way nola

nice color scheme.

(I don’t really know what color scheme you’re referring to but I like to obey the tags when possible)

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 8:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It goes with the sc tag.

But thank you for obeying the tags.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sick, it sucks

except the part where I’m in the OTFPOTD from my bed

by seattlebruin on Oct 13, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somehow, I have no tea at home

I just realized this about ten minutes ago

by seattlebruin on Oct 13, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sucks.

My box at work is a little stale-ish, but I’m just finishing T2, and about to grab T3 before lunch. Seems to be de-fogging my brain a little bit…

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 13, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what's incredibly annoying

is riding your bike to work and forgetting to pack work socks. So now I’ve got the dress shirt, black trousers, black shoes, and white socks combo going. sah-weeeeeeeet.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 8:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As well you should.

Macy’s opens in a half hour, and I will be there when the doors open. This is unacceptable.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The realization that I forgot socks hit me halfway to work

but since “halfway to work” means “at the bottom of a really big damn hill that I don’t want to ride up again” I just kept going.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's the look of Elvis Costello

but he never did it with dress trousers and wing tips. He was more of a jeans/docs kinda guy.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So that Poltergeist DirecTV commercial

has the funniest disclaimer ever. At the bottom of the screen, when all the crazy ghost rays start flying out of the TV, in small print it says “NOT INTENDED TO DEPICT ACTUAL VIEWING EXPERIENCE”.

Which is disappointing, because I really thought DirecTV would be my source for supernatural portals; now I gotta find another one.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 8:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm sick of how often it's getting shown.

Companies need to learn that after about 10 viewings of the same ad within a 2-day period, I will hate whatever they are selling. Geico does a brilliant job of mixing it up.

by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty tired of it too

The concept is great, but rotate them around a bit. The Geico ads are just unbelievably odd.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow too large

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do; it's Calvin and Hobbes.

Or do you just not know what that looks like?

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 13, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't see an image either

and I know what C&H look like.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

):<

It’s there for me damn it.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 13, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your face is upside down too

Unless you’re portraying an angry schnauser.

by johnbai on Oct 13, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frenchman.

Mon ostie de saint-sacrament de câlice de crisse!

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 13, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

because the NFL is stupid

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what sucks...

Using up the remaining vacation days so that you can move. And then catching a cold in the process. And having to come back to work after having missed a week to put out the fires that cropped up when you were gone…

I’ve got a massive cold and I’m having to try and figure out how to fix a broken SQL/ASP app first thing. Nevermind the fact that I lost about 20 hours of sleep last week as well.

T=1 It’ll probably be much, much higher by noon…

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 13, 2008 9:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, and I thought waking up sucked.

Sorry to hear you’re going through all of that!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but I now have black socks on

so things are looking up.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I couldn't find my black socks even if I tried...

Of course, I normally wear white socks with my black shoes, which drives a lot of people crazy. But my feet pretty much hide in my cubicle all day so I don’t really care much either.

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 13, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As long as we're doing comics...

Random Wondermark of the day!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 9:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know I said last week that I don't like internationals

But I probably like them better than Chris Iwelumo does.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 9:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like nothing about Ashley Cole

I don’t often hold grudges against athletes that move teams, but for some reason I want Ashley Cole to step on a sprinklerhead in training and rip his ankle to shreds.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, I'm sorry

From now on, it’s all sunshine and kittens.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That wasn't sarcasm.

You think I’m an Ashley Cole fan?

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 13, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't think so

but I know you’ve been having a bad morning and the general sentiment was at odds with your desire to have a better day. Overthink? Me? What?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

People always talk about how macho football players are

Romo’s out with a broken pinky? Diddums. Buddy-tape it and get back out there, you wuss.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a horrible morning

In happier news, t-148 minutes until I ask my first girl out for coffee without doing it via the internet in over 3 years

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:03 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good luck.

Remember: don’t overthink it. Just do it.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the plan

I figure it’ll be easier if I generate a completely unrelated conversation and then segue into said situation

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Urbandictionary settled that

As much as I would like to do t his

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Given that she may not get it

It’s pretty hilarious

I’ll take the safe route

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember the joke arguement Jeff and I had?

I used some of those lines while breaking up with a GF because I was getting bored with the argument.

by Robert on Oct 13, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How do you force wit?

And if you did, wouldn’t that be a good thing?

by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You force wit by being in an uncomfortable position and trying to be funny

despite the fact that the situation may not call for funny, but merely for genial, in order to appeal to someone. And it’s not a good thing. Look at any politician that tries to be funny – it NEVER works. (NO POLITICS – that’s just a generic example)

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm debating

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd say get away from campus.

Too many people pausing by those tables and saying hello.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 13, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I was thinking

That leaves one technical dillemma though- she’s off campus and h as no car. Do I offer to pick her up or just expect her to appear at the coffeehouse?

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The pick-up makes things more formal

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, you're right

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or it could be a meet there and he offers a ride home situation

which strikes a good balance between formal and not.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I was thinking

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As long as she has a way to get there.

If she lives in walkable distance to a coffee shop, go there.
And make it more like 5:30pm.
Then if it works out dinner, and then drive her home.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 13, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

coffee then dinner?

Is that ethical?

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually no

I’m having trouble looking at this rationally but even I know there’s no reason to do that

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nononononono

remember I am the voice of reason here.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 13, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope. Too much.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to shoot for sometime this evening

or tomorrow evening

like 7 or 8 ish

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What time is a good time then?

I always thought dinner was 5-6

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is disturbing

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a very interesting phenomenon.

Go to a restaurant at 5.30 and notice the age of the crowd. They’ll all be older than your parents.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not going all the way to Renton

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course not

Mariners games are the best place.

by Robert on Oct 13, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball games

are the worst place for a first date!

by brayden04 on Oct 13, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

I didn’t take it badly, it made me laugh. Ok, with every girl there are going to be better/worse places for a first date. If a baseball game is a good place for a first date with a girl, then that’s awesome and that girl is awesome. But I think for the majority of girls a baseball game is not a good place for a first date.

by brayden04 on Oct 13, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it takes quite a bit to offend me

I mean, where you have meetings and such I have people screaming obscenities at me. So I’m kinda used to it.

by brayden04 on Oct 13, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha.

I think one of the funniest heckles (what’s the word for this?) I’ve ever received was in Provo, Utah. I was playing a game there and someone in the stands yelled, “Hey 24, they don’t get any sun in Seattle do they??”

I looked into the stands and everyone there was lighter skin than me. I honestly wasn’t sure how to react.

by brayden04 on Oct 14, 2008 3:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Any place that inhibits conversation is a bad place for a first date. Jazz Alley would be a perfectly fine 2nd or 3rd date.

by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chuck Mangione was playing.

My date and I were too busy reveling in his ability to effortlessly hit a note twenty lines above the staff. We just muttered “wow” every few minutes.

by BrianL on Oct 13, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Despite that, we managed to stick together for a while.

We had so much fun it spawned a second date shortly afterwords.

by BrianL on Oct 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Her uncle worked at a propane retailer. Never approved of my hippie music.

by BrianL on Oct 13, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Dad, can I get a gun rack for my bike?"

“Bobby, if you weren’t my son I’d hug you.”

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. t going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 14, 2008 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's fantastic.

Definitely Batdorf’s best blend by a damn sight.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coming to a close

I just need to find someplace that sells that Tropicana Twister in 6 1-liter packs

by Robert on Oct 13, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually hate candy for the most part

It’s the caffeine that i’m after

by Robert on Oct 13, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tropicana Twister is fantastic.

Nowadays though, I’m on a Sunny D “Smooth” kick.

by Goose on Oct 13, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I've seen her drink coffee before

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perfect, then you'll know

if she just doesn’t want to have coffee with you.

by johnbai on Oct 13, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corco's off

40% chance I ask and she says yes
35% I chicken out
25% I ask and she says no

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't chicken off, go for it

good luck…

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or even chicken out.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corfailed

I didn’t even do it-

I’m going to wait until a natural conversation develops towards the end of class which happens sometimes anyway so no worries there

The thing is I have to walk out of the room at roughly the same time as her or I’m either chasing her or awkwardly waiting for her and she packs a bunch of shit and I travel light so there was no way to succeed

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah that's the plan

Believe it or not you guys are not my primary consults here

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are consulting too many people.

Just ask her and be done with it.

by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right

That’s why I bailed today

I made myself too nervous by over-consulting

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, see how these are not the same thing?

“Just ask her and be done with it.”

“That’s why I bailed today”

by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess that was more in response to "You are consulting too many people"

I need to sit back and think about this rationally

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Just ask her and be done with it.

by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The best way to approach this is to just ask her straight out.

Like many things in life, you start thinking about this too much and that causes you to heap all this extra pressure on yourself that isn’t really there. If you wait too long and get the idea in your head that you won’t succeed, you’re effed.

Two things. First, girls aren’t idiots. They are more sensitive than guys to body language and small things that we think are inconsequential. With this in mind, she probably has an idea that you like her. Which leads to my second thing. Girls love confidence. I haven’t met a girl who didn’t like confidence. Confidence is tricky, you can’t overplay it because then it becomes arrogance. But the beautiful thing about confidence is you can fake it. And fake it long enough and eventually it becomes real.

by brayden04 on Oct 13, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This makes sense

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow fail.

What that should say is isn’t this the girl who thought you were cute? Don’t chicken out, you’re in a great position!

Good luck dude.

by brayden04 on Oct 13, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I just bought the new David Byrne/Brian Eno record

and it’s actually pretty good. I was a pretty big Talking Heads fan but most of David Byrne’s solo stuff was kinda meh. But this is a good record – very lush, lots of midtempo-y stuff but really well written songs and great production.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Some of my favorite Byrne stuff was his post-Talking Heads solo work

But I preferred his Uh-Oh stuff to his wanky experimental soundtrack compositions.

by johnbai on Oct 13, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, this is much more Uh-Ohish

and it’s really quite good. Probably not something I’ll listen to a ton, but I do quite like it.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eno is a fantastic producer...

I never thought I’d see the day where he’d work with someone like Paul Simon, but man the more I listen to “Surprise” the more I see how the two of them can co-exist pretty well.

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 13, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a high school cross-country teammate

who used to think that if he drank enough Mt. Dew that it would be an effective form of birth control. Fortunately, I dont think he ever got laid. Although it would have been great if he had ever used the line, “It’s OK baby . . . I’m on the Dew.”

by FlaskInSafeco on Oct 13, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was wondering what he meant by "draw backs"

when a 200 F heat source is sitting on your lap the last thing you probably need to think about are what the drawbacks are.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This exchange for some reason had me cracking up

Dude #1:What happened?
Dude #2:I was at my dealers house.
#1:Uh huh.
#2: I was buying my PCP.
#1:Of course
#2:And…uh I didn’t have enough money for all of the gallon.
#1:oooohh, it’s expensive?
#2:But I wanted the whole gallon.
#1:Of course
#2:So I set up a deal where I would leave her as collateral.
#1:Uh oh!

by Goose on Oct 13, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm all for making the best of this season

and ending up with Knowshon Moreno, Chris Wells, Jeremy Maclin, Michael Oher, etc.

by seattlebruin on Oct 13, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will not stand for another goddamn season of draft hunting.

I’m standing at the 3 of the worst years ever for my teams in 2008 and all my hope resides on Alfie’s bum knee, Spezza’s stupid brain and Heatley’s awesomeness.

by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is hilarious
stronger profanity is expressed using words and expressions related to Catholicism and its liturgy.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 13, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck ostie.

That one’s easy to remember.

I wonder how many people speak french/quebecois in Vancouver. I got myself in a pickle last time I was there for swearing in chinese, forgetting how many people there speak chinese.

by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not as many as back east

but there’s a few. You’d probably be better off swearing in a neutral language though.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to break out my Danish curses?

Or I could just slur into my Scottish so nobody can understand me.

by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd go with Danish

Canada being a colony and all.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe I'll just mix english french and chinese into a mishmash

though I actually did enjoy the very shocked look I got when an eldery chinese woman overheard me saying unrepeatable things about goats and the ancestors of nobody in particular

by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SEA

GALLEY!

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

circus life, under the big top world

we all need the clowns to OH HOLY GOD STEVE PERRY WHY DID YOU WRITE THAT LINE CLOWNS ARE NO GOOD FOR ANYBODY

(standard disclaimer about posting clown pics)

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm.

Need to add this one to the grammar nazi cache….

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 13, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no precipitation for 24 more hours please

I just stained my deck and it needs to finish drying.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't say I didn't warn you...

It’s raining here in Oly. I tried mowing my massive lawn last night, but the neighbors kept interrupting me. Got the front yard done, and stashed the mower under a tarp in the back yard. I don’t think I’ll get to finish the back yard this evening after all :-(

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 13, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I slog in clogs upon that log, mouldering deep in blackest bog

past pens of hogs and dying dogs to the steps of the bar wherest they gape agog at a handsome frog living so far from his native gulag. I order up a Cape Cod grog.

by johnbai on Oct 13, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you noted this on your blog?

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I hate it when people blog about stupid stuff

like what they had for lunch or where they went for beer last night.

by johnbai on Oct 13, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm in the same boat.

This last weekend was cold enough for me to start thinking about winter and all its wonderful amenities.

by Phildopip on Oct 13, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is south of SoDo and north of Boeing Field.

Tends to run along Airport Way. It is an Industrial area for the most part, but it has become a growing neighborhood in recent years.

by Sec 108 on Oct 13, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I like it.

There’s a brewing company, Stellar pizza, several pubs / restaurants… if I want to go out for dinner and I’m tired of Columbia City I usually go to Georgetown.

by royalcurve on Oct 13, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have friends that live of of Corson Ave.

The city is really doing a nice job of cleaning that area up.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's more northeast of South Park

But that is quibbling. The point is that Georgetown does in fact rock.

by Sec 108 on Oct 13, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have not listened to or read that in a long time.

I will raise a glass to Steven Jessie Bernstein tonight.

by royalcurve on Oct 13, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hadn't listened to Prison for a few years, but I put it on this summer while driving back to Missoula from Glacier Park.

It’s just so damned brilliant. The line "The following is pure fiction; actually, I have been handsome and popular all my life. " is alternately the most hilarious and depressing thing I have ever heard.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Georgetown is awesome!

They have an ice cream shop that has punk rock shows, a couple really cool bars, and a really bitchin’ vegan restaurant. It’s on the shortlist of neighborhoods we’re looking at moving to this summer.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best hockey sign ever!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 12:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how is that even food?

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not.

It’s terrifying.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What on earth for?

I wonder what the boiling point of mountain dew is, anyway?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What exactly happens?

Does it spark?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The sugar caramelizes instantly.

Soda water itself worked great to spot clean the grill, so it would do this thing where the sugar would turn into a huge, sticky, bubbling mass in the middle and the area surrounding the sugar mound would be spotlessly clean.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's pretty cool.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1st Avenue, but I'm not picky

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except depending on the neighborhood you are in

the streets don’t run on true cardinal driections, but rather are tilted by about 30°

by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flip that

N-S arterials are avenues (12th Ave, 1st Ave) and E-W are streets (E Galer St, E Roy St., E John St).

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always wondered that about the Eastside

are people there so challenged that their road names always have to have a destination and an origination built into them or they’ll get lost? Bel-Red, Woodinville-Duval, etc.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's an older method of naming roads in aggrarian areas

It looks silly that these areas are developed but when they weren’t it made plenty of sense.

The road that connects Greenfield ,OH with unincorporated Sabina 10 miles away is logically called Greenfield-Sabina Rd.

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It makes more sense than urban street networks

To get from UPS to S 38th St I am on one road with three different names, Alder, Cedar, and Pine just because Ithe road has veered slightly to the left

It makes no sense

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 13, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Talk about making NO sense whatsoever...

One of the streets I moved near seems to simultaneously run east-west AND north-south in the same vicinity. When we looked at this house the very first time, we completely got lost. And I even had a map with directions.

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 13, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tacoma's street network is a different animal.

The city plan was changed three or four times very early in the city’s history.

Seattle’s street network is really simple, aside from the area around Greenlake.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't feel bad

I was once walking home from a friend’s house that was a quarter of a mile away and I got lost and took a good 45 minutes to get home

by Fogel on Oct 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have eaten some dodgy foods in my day

but I think this one is right up there in the “nope, not even worth pondering” category.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow...

So do the requirements for being QB at Wazzu include also having to be a drummer for Spinal Tap?

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 13, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No, that's the Seahawks' requirements.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a little concerned that thewyrm has been eaten by a polar bear.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So...

Will the Dow go up 1000 points in a day? Don’t the markets close at 1:30 Seattle time?

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 13, 2008 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah.

So the financial adviser my wife met in the new ‘hood was correct – the Dow was due for a massive recovery very soon… I wish I would’ve had some money to throw into the market. It’s a great time to buy if you know what you’re doing.

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Oct 13, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like how CNN is calling it a "stunning reversal"

well, it’s only stunning if you don’t understand the concept of “buy low”.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My one and only stock gained almost 15% today.

I wish I could have done as I wished and sold half of my shares a year ago, because I knew the market was due to fall. The plan was to put the money in a high yield savings account, and but like crazy when the time was right. My mom was convinced I was going to spend the money on guitar stuff and refused to tell me who I needed to talk to in order to sell.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait, what?

Oh yeah, baseball. If this game goes as long as Saturday’s I can watch some of it when I get home.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Normally I would be annoyed as hell about a day game during the week

but since I have today off and I’m going out for my girlfriend’s birthday tonight, this is the only way I can watch the game.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where'd you decide to take her?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's so damned hard to get in there, but well worth the wait.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Been a while since my last bacon-related post.

I can’t let you all get away with out one today.

Heart attack!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They do, and it's awesome

but I couldn’t eat the whole portion because I could feel my system starting to seize up.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've always thought that bar has a depressing name.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This thread needs more

Calvin and Hobbes (especially ones that actually show up).

by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This reminds me how much I hate those Calvin pissing on things stickers.

I have a hard time believing Calvin has such a clear preference for Ford trucks that he would feel the need to urinate on a Chevy logo.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am happy that the people that actually buy those

have no clue how awesome C&H really is. That they only see it on one level.

by Matthew on Oct 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've said it before and I'll keep saying it

it saddens me greatly that there’s an entire generation of people that only know Calvin as that kid that pisses on truck logos.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These are the same people who have tattoos of Yosemite Sam or the Taz.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms. t going well.

by kevin_ess on Oct 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or the ones where Calvin (and Susie in some cases) are praying.

For one thing those aren’t licensed merchandise (Bill Waterson was very strict about his licensing), and Calvin and Hobbes took a more skeptical view of things anyway.

by Phildopip on Oct 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a 187mb PDF file of every last one

Except for that stupid fake on the internet whose creator needs to die a thousand deaths

by Robert on Oct 13, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need this file.

I have 5 of the books, but it’d be nice to have the complete collection. Is there a way you can put this on a site for download?

by Phildopip on Oct 13, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just buy the complete C&H

it’s less thefty that way. I may not be averse to downloading the occasional album, but free download of someone’s entire body of work seems to be a little much.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 13, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I torrented the non-pdf one

Quicker and easier but the Sunday ones didn’t look that great

by JI on Oct 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I leave for Orlando on the 19th.

This is going to be the longest damn week ever.

by BrianL on Oct 13, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is anyone else having a hard time loading up SBN pages right now?

The ad server seems to be broken and it’s causing things to hang up for me.

by BrianL on Oct 13, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Something is up with SBN.

It’s taking me about seven minutes to load up even small fanposts right now. Appears to be related to trying to retrieve data from whoever is providing the ads here.

by BrianL on Oct 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SBN is being dumbbbbb....

The road to hell is paved with Mariners.

by Taylor H on Oct 13, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone ever hear of Swedish Indie band Love Is All?

They opened for Of Montreal and I thought they were all right and generic. Their best song was Wishing Well which you can find here

by Fogel on Oct 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Comments For This Post Are Closed

Search

User Tools

By reading a game thread of your own volition you agree to accept all liability for any and all damage done to your delicate sensibilities.
Start posting about the Mariners »

Join SB Nation and dive into communities focused on all your favorite teams.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Max_small
FootbaLL IV (Nov 21st)

by JamMasterJesus 3 days ago

43 comments | 5 recs

Small
The Sabermetrics of Cats

by ARock 8 days ago

148 comments | 9 recs

Recent FanPosts

Small
WAR gains major exposure

by Fett42 25 minutes ago

0 comments | 0 recs

Laughing_man_elmex_small
AFL Championship game thread

by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth about 21 hours ago

39 comments | 0 recs

Smell-the-glove_small
OFFTOP 11/19 - The Hand of Fraud

by pdb 2 days ago

478 comments | 0 recs

Small
Tony Blengino interview on 710 AM ESPN Seattle's Hot Stove League

by ARock 3 days ago

15 comments | 0 recs

Ichirocameron_small
OTFPOTD 11/16: Recipes Edition

by Decatur 6 days ago

1082 comments | 0 recs

Small
Lookout Landing as a communtiy

by JetersNeverProsper 7 days ago

370 comments | 0 recs

Small
Royals determined to unload Callaspo...

by slamcactus 9 days ago

31 comments | 0 recs

Ichiro_small