10/11: Open ALCS Game 2 Thread
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I need to root for teams that have more experience and don't choke
by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 11, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of,
It looks like Bay’s lack of experience in postseason and other big games is hindering him in these high-pressure situations, as many predicted.
God that trade pissed me off.
He should be a Ray.
by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 11, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno
His size kind of belies the power he has
I didn't realize he hit 17 home runs this year
by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 11, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Neither did I
I was just quoting the announcer
Did the announcer say "belies"?
Is the announcer Gomez?
by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 11, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I think my soul is being destroyed. Ripped out of its body like a Shang Tsung finishing move
FATALITY
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The strike zone, according to Gameday, is also vacuuming my soul out of my body.
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That's awful
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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Oct 11, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it the usual one?
I’m watching hockey.
by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 11, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It sounded like a metal song
like the type of song I wouldn’t play for BJ Upton solely based on his skin color
He saved them up for the playoffs.
Whats the use hitting regular season homeruns? That selfish and unclutch like GAYROD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
54!
I'm going to guess that 9 HR is not Upton's true talent level
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by BrettJMiller on Oct 11, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
"But Joe Maddon likes his ability to hit sharp groundballs with two outs and runners in scoring position"
I’m sure that’s exactly what it is.
I'm excited for the announcement to come that Josh Beckett pitcher hurt in the playoffs
and Jeff’s frontpage post once again exclaiming “PITCHING HURT IS STUPID!”
Ha, I just came back to this thread precisely because I was hoping to see somebody mentioning this.
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Judging from comments I take it we're happy with the Rays tonight.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 11, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
Not as happy as we could be.
[all eyes turn to Carl Crawford]
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This I got from the Teej comment.
Really, why bother watching?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 11, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The Rays have been pretty magical this season.
They could go down by 6 and I’d still be watching just in case.
Crisp was smart turning himself into a switch hitter.
Not that he is great at switch hitting, just that allows him to get more playing time.
We have a player nicknamed "Loafie"
what more do you want?
by seattlebruin on Oct 11, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Crisp tried to climb the fence
that ball was still like ten feet over his head
I was waiting for it to bank of the wall behind the fence and hit him in the face.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Floyd killed a rally.
I fucking hate you Mariners
The Rays are stupid
they can’t even wait to get men on base before hitting a home run
by seattlebruin on Oct 11, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Today is the second greatest day of my life ever
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I will refrain from baiting you.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Ohio State looked terrible today though.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Well it's not like they have a powerful lineup.
I mean they’ve got 29 combined from Manny and Bay, and 29 with Youkilis, and 23 with Ortiz, 19 with Drew, 17 with Pedroia, and 17 with Lowell. They’re obviously a small ball/run manufacturing team
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by BrettJMiller on Oct 11, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Rays lose this game, I'm rejecting God and all his works. Including myself, I guess.
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Dustin Pedroia is the most annoying person alive.
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I'm already working on the assumption that the Rays will give up the go-ahead run soon enough.
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Just watch: Balfour will now suddenly, after 162 games and four postseason appearances, suddenly turn back into a pumpkin.
One run at least.
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You are at fault for this.
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by BrettJMiller on Oct 11, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to fucking kill you.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Did I call it? Did I call it?
I want to cry.
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I just worry that he would enjoy it which would defeat the purpose and humiliate the wrong party.
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by BrettJMiller on Oct 11, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is amazing.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Ok, Madden time. I don't need to be any more angry about sports, at least in fake football teams I like can win consistently.
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You could always go watch the LSU/Florida game and hope to see Tebow tear both his ACL's. Thats what I'm hoping for at least.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I wanted to trip every single person I saw wearing purple and gold today.
God LSU fans are idiots
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 11, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't argue with that last statement.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Jesus Christ, if Balfour walks JASON VARITEK I will weep like a child.
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I came into this series fully expecting the Rays to lose.
That and my love for Jason Bay helps soothe the pain a little bit.
If I performed at work like he did today it would go something like this:
Boss: Can you make 10 double-sided photo copies of this report and assess the future allocations for me?
Me: Sure will.
I then proceed to microwave a box of paper-clips and then use my bosses long-distance calling code to make a death threat to the white house.
That’s about what Balfour did today.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Gameday sez that the home plate umpire has been hilariously bad today, particularly in the Varitek at-bat.
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what I love about post-season baseball
is that runs are at a premium, as the pitching is so much better.
I'm watching the AFL peo Javlinas on gameday the Rays aren't playing well at all.
Gaby Hernandez is doing well so far 2 IP no hits or walks 2 SO.
And I’m also watching Cloverfield and man does it suck.
BOOYA! You got Slurved!
SCORE YOU LAZY FUCKING ASSCLOWN
YESYESYESYESYES
Lazy small ball
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Remind anyone of 95? haha
I fucking hate you Mariners
I just meant on that play..'double' into the corner...Pena chugging around 3rd
I fucking hate you Mariners
My question is, what the fuck was Francona thinking letting his starter allow 7 runs in an ALCS game?
Newscast from my first day as Mariner GM:
In an unprecedented 26 man trade, the Seattle Mariners traded the 25 man roster to the Tampa Bay Rays for third basemen Evan Longoria.
54!
...For 8 years of Longo?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
This game has been on a ridiculous rollercoaster ride AND ALL IN THIS ONE INNING.
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And we thought yesterday's game was long!
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Oh, I was going to ask you:
Have you seen the ads for Max Payne? The guy doing the voice over is Marlo from The Wire, and they show his face once in one of them.
It’s cool to see those awesome actors get jobs other than 90210.
Don't have cable, don't watch much TV anyway, so haven't seen the ads.
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Houses on fire burn quickly.
This game is slooooooooooooooooooooow
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You know what would be really nice? A 1-2-3 inning.
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The 5th inning began at 9:52 PM EST.
It ended at 10:46 PM EST.
Ye gods.
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We need a gif.
NEED.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
If Pedroia hits another home run I'll do something regrettable.
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Youkilis has been better.
You could give Pedroia the edge because he plays a tougher position, but Youk’s got a great glove himself.
It would be the greatest LL GIF of all time.
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It's just not the same unless it's for real.
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The Kingdome may have been ugly as sin
but video makes me sad for some reason.
1995 sealed the dome's legacy.
But the indoor fireworks and loud crowds blow Safeco out of the water.
How can someone listen to Ron Darling talk for 10 consecutive seconds and not want to rip their ears out?
9=8
He was the Nats TV announcer for all of 2005.
It was painful.
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The 5th inning was 52 minutes long.
I’m not joking.
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Bradford for two...And then, uh, shit.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Bradford against good lefties?...
Might have to pull him in a high leverage situation.
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
We're past that part of the Sox lineup, though.
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Drew on the bench
Three lefties due up shortly
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by JI on Oct 11, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You said good lefties.
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Perhaps
Which guy is being held out for extras?
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
THANK YOU.
Now: more runs. Please, more runs.
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Those sorts of activities actually CAUSE enlarged prostate.
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Rays are 0-1 in games where he homers
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
My girl was asking earlier why Upton never hustles.
I think it really is just the way he runs. Long legs or something. No matter how fast he’s running, he looks like he’s jogging.
Chase Daniel is just a non-bipoler Matt Grothe.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
I just hate the hype surrounding most of these quarterbacks.
No credit ever goes to the offensive line or the wide receivers who do the hard work. Then these quarterbacks get drafted and suck ass in the NFL. They are all just a product of the team around them.
He's also 5'10"
Not going to survive in the NFL. But I do agree he throws a strong, crisp ball. Maybe he should look into pitching.
There are roughly 30 men on Earth good enough to be an NFL quarterback.
Doesn’t mean some of these college kids aren’t awesome in their current environment.
I would say that number is really around 10.
And it’s not they are bad, it’s just that their teammates get no credit.
Linemen, definitely. But receivers usually get more than enough credit.
For example, Daniel’s best receiver is also a Heisman candidate.
But it's in the square.
It has to be right.
That was one shitting pitch too.
66 MPH change that just kinda floated up there. How in the hell did Varitek not destroy it?
It's like that scene in RoY where he just underhands it in the end for a swing and a miss.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
He totally balked after he IBBed Howard Johnson
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The Cubs are allowed to make blatant multiple balks?
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
In fairness
the result speed isn’t the gun reading, the gun reading was 66 or whatever Goose said
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
May God help him in facing the heart of the Sox lineup.
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Pedroia won't be fun.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Price was warming this inning
I suspect Maddon brings him for the 8th.
Talk about baptism by fire.
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When you are running this low on pitchers
I think it’s a bad idea to yank a guy after one when it’s this close, epically a guy like Price who can go multiple innings. They should ride Wheeler as far as they can before they go to Price; saves be damned.
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I was actually thinking they would ride Price to the win.
I trust him more than Wheeler.
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By all accounts he's a fair hitter.
He just doesn’t have the skills to play short. If he really starts hitting, though, I’m sure they’ll be cool with his below-average glove.
Price Down, Miller up.
Wait, what?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
They're holding Price out for if the game is tied.
Miller will probably face Ortiz and only Ortiz
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, so this is going to be an utterly terrifying 8th inning.
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So wow, the Rays are totally fucked with Miller coming in, aren't they?
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Trever Miller in, My will to live out
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
He had more than a stikeout per inning and held lefties to a .612 OPS
Who the fuck else are they gonna use?
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
"One of the hardest things to find in baseball, left handed pitchers who can get left handed hitters out."
….wait what?
...Does he mean a LOOGY?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
That's a retarded strategy
Price for one batter?
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't be for one batter
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Yes it would
Like they’re going to not use Wheeler against Bay and Youk
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This game has given me a stress headache
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Dan Wheeler vs. Kevin Youkilis, who has hit .377 with RISP
Boned.
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...you just can put the winning run on first with two out with a decent hitter on deck.
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
So that was the worst possible outcome.
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A bay walk not far from the park?
QUIT EAR FUCKING ME TBS NOW IS NOT HTE TIME
Yeah, I was expecting his demise any time now.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
He's still an ok option
just not a guy I’d want pitching in… you know… this situation.
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaand an outfield line drive to end the inning.
Beautiful pitching, Wheeler.
That NBA 2K9 ad with Kevin Garnett just promoted The Cool Kids!
Even if the Rays lose, I think I’ll be happy for the rest of the night.
They better win before Pap comes in, I bet he's got two innings in him
while the Rays have used their good relievers up already
9=8
Something I just noticed.
We haven’t see RSN rear it’s ugly head. I haven’t heard any “Let’s Go Red Sox” chants.
Gotta admit they did a pretty good job of keeping them out of the stadium.
They’re there, obviously, but it’s not half the crowd or anything.
He is not as good player, really.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Didn't make the roster
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Just overlooked.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh come on, that can be said of all my comments.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Would you have taken Hinske over Jackson?
If you had the choice between the two?
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but that hasn't stopped Maddon before.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Imagine Eric Hinskem with Johnny Damon's arm.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
He has worst instincts in the OF
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Good old Eduardo....
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll miss Asdrubal Cabrera.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
How on earth could you think I was referring to Eduardo Perez?
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I was kidding.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when B.J. Upton was one of the worst infielders in baseball?
Amazing what a position change can do. I don’t even blink when a ball is hit out there.
Purely anecdotal, but I hear he's much better this year.
Some metrics seem to reflect it, too, but SSS and all that . . .
Right down the mother fucking center
Jesus fucking christ
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Upton is poor at judging fly balls.
I fucking hate you Mariners
WALK OFF TIME BABY
I fucking hate you Mariners
I bet he wins it on an inside-the-parker.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday has finally given up the ghost altogether.
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Was that Brandon Fahey in a Rays uni getting that foul ball?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Sigh.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
One of you make a gif out of that error
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Just so you know,
gif requests are a big no-no here.
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't ask for gifs.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Furthermore, it wasn't an error. Bad hop.
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Masterson's socks are so gangster.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Same with Sims and his "well stroked"
I fucking hate you Mariners
...Why not just start the inning with Papelbon
They used Masterson on only two batters.
That’s a noticeable tactical error
9=8
Masterson's socks are so ridiculously gangster.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
You don't love his socks?
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I gave the first one the benefit of the doubt hoping it was an ironic musing.
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by JI on Oct 11, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It was.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
A noun-turned-adjective that failed to humor you.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I love it as an adjective and have for a long time.
But I’m having a hard time applying it to socks.
That would make me look unhumanly douchey.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
*Inhumanly
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn....
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Holy shit what is with these 150 decibel FOX Reality Show commercials
No one watches that goddamn channel stop promoting it
It makes me wonder why I bother with my current job
When any douche-faced moron can get instantaneous fame by participating in these inane excuses for entertaining programming.
On a lighter note, I'd say the probability that Jonathan Papelbon stars in some reality show after his career is finished is 100%
Oh my goodness.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That seems like it would be a fun picture to shop Jeff's face onto
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Jeffing wasn't allowed anymore.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Blood like mercury.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Pac-10 officials.
I fucking hate you Mariners
If anyone knows a pac-10 official..I will kill that official to make a point. I swear. Kill.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Unbelievable...I can't even put into words. I don't think they even touched each other. haha
I fucking hate you Mariners
And the worst part is the slow motion replay where the guy is looking right at the play 2 feet away.
And he doesn’t throw his flag for like 3 seconds.
I’m just tired of the pac-10 official living up to their horribleness
I fucking hate you Mariners
For those without Pac-10 action, can we get an explanation of what happened?
(Even though I readily admit there needs no further explanation of why Pac-10 suck)
Fade route..Oregon CB turned and jumped with the receiver and caught it in the endzone for a touchback.
They didn’t even touch each other…but the flag was thrown like 2 seconds late.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Oregon picked off UCLA in the endzone on a terrible fade throw
the Oregon CB was flagged for PI despite never touching the reciever
by seattlebruin on Oct 11, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is amazing because every fade route has contact...this had zero.
I fucking hate you Mariners
That 5th inning was epic.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
I imagine they will ride him as long as possible
9=8
by JI on Oct 11, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Until ortiz comes up.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
He has decent career numbers against Papi.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate walks too. And high OBP.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
His BB numbers have declined over the last few years.
91-77-62.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He could have been an A.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Giambi had a boatload whe he was there.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Upton is scaring the hell out of me out there.
Come on Rays, I have to leave in 10 minutes. END IT ASSCLOWNS!
....Was that change needed?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Oh, MINORS, FUCK YES/
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
beta --> 1.0
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The fancy "S" is nice.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, I love that they list wOBA right next to BRAA now.
So you don’t have to click on every player link.
And team tRA! And park factors!
I’m sure a post will be up soon about this, but if Matthew and Graham are reading this, you guys are awesome.
ahem
It was longer than 15 minutes ago.
But thanks.
Did the URL change? Statcorner's one of my homepages, and not showing up.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd take Willie over Longo anyday.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
If I'm ever feeling down, I need only read that article for a good laugh.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It missed the catwalk
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 11, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, once upon a time he was an awful starter for us.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Paul Byrd and Mike Timlin warming up?
Pleasepleasepleaseplease make it to the bottom of the 11th, Rays.
He's been pretty decent.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
David Price after 4 warmups. This is good for his arm.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
If David Price fucks this up, he was a waste of a 1st round draft pick and will be a failure for the rest of his life
And if he doesn't fuck this up,
he clearly belongs in the bullpen
He's being sarcastic.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Does the machine have friction, or does the friction have its way with the machine?
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You get that I was paraphrasing Thoreau, right?
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You know
it’s really more of a Coach-Butthol hybrid than a 100% butthol clone
I am male, thanks.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You would be.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The archives would suggest that's not a compliment.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaaaand end subthread. (pleeeease)
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
:)
I’m fine with that.
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by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys are good estimators.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
.....Borderline racism.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Did that not post on my comment?
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
No. Me and Slurvey get killed in that regard.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I always mess up grammar, sorry.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
But 100 in grittiness.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Where do you live?
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, I'm out. You win.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Price tag: free
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
Shhh.
The Rays are made of magic. Don’t ruin the moment.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
YES! Timlin!
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
BUT VETERAN PRESENCE.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Who else were they gonna throw?
I just thought that, unless he was hurt, Pap had another inning in him
9=8
Zobrist is pretty good. Decent, i guess.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
2 on, nobody out.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
Binting here actually isn't a horrible idea
but TImlin still blows so I can’t say I’d do it myself.
9=8
Chances are Timlin gets a DP miraculously.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
Uh...kidding?
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He has to run when he hits those.
Well, jog.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 11, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to make dinner after the game.
Now my dinner is pretzel crackers and cream cheese. Upton better fucking end it here.
RAYS!!!!!!!!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
OH SHIT FUCK SHIT AHHHH SO AMAZING YES SHIT
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
gif request?
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Oct 11, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I think.
Not in number of innings, but actual length, I think so. I might be wrong though.
Now with 100% more Canuck.
BLOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TD DUCKS!!!!!! GAME OVER...AND RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Yeah, I like how this 'must win' makes the next game not must win..interesting.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 11, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Gammons just wet himself. He's old
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 11, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I was watching this game at my friend's place.
Let me just say WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why why why did I go to bed?
Weeeeeeeeeeeee RAYS!
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 12, 2008 6:11 AM PDT reply actions

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