10/10: Open NLCS Game 2 Thread
When did Greg Maddux turn into such a fat sweaty slob? Anyone?
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i didn't recognize him last night...
i thought to myself ‘is that greg maddux?…naw couldn’t possibly…by god that is greg maddux.’
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on
Oct 10, 2008 12:46 PM PDT
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i see exactly none gold gloves in his future.
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by Patrick517 on
Oct 10, 2008 12:48 PM PDT
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I dunno, I still think he's kinda cute.

9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 12:49 PM PDT
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Looking at him on channel 4SD was revolting
by Jeff on
Oct 10, 2008 12:56 PM PDT
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That disgusting blob can still throw that speedball by you, make you look like a fool boy.
At speeds approaching 83 MPH.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 1:05 PM PDT
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You don't need to be a woman to know that Greg Maddux is repulsive
by Jeff on
Oct 10, 2008 2:03 PM PDT
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you've never had that thought before now?
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:04 PM PDT
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well now you can come to my house and rock me to sleep tonight you bastard
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT
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he never grossed me out until I saw that gif
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:23 PM PDT
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I didn't dvr this game today for a reason
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:23 PM PDT
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it's almost better in person
because unless you’re in the first 5 rows behind the dugout you’re not close enough to be affected.
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:25 PM PDT
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Most players look gross when they sweat.
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 2:25 PM PDT
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Michael Jordan sweated majestically
as does Thierry Henry.
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:25 PM PDT
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Soggy PAD THAI noodles.
Yuck.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:27 PM PDT
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LATE, in essence
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:27 PM PDT
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Or crap, were you replying to me?
I hate how everything flattens out on the right margin so soon.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:28 PM PDT
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Clint Nageotte was more handsome than this
by Jeff on
Oct 10, 2008 2:25 PM PDT
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ew
I mean…ew
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by I'm NOT Corco on
Oct 10, 2008 2:27 PM PDT
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Ever since Nageotte left
the M’s water bill has gone up because they have to water the infield again.
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:28 PM PDT
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I would never allow Clint Nageotte in my garden
by Jeff on
Oct 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT
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I would never allow Clint Nageotte within 3 miles of my house
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by I'm NOT Corco on
Oct 10, 2008 2:32 PM PDT
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Turkey neck
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by I'm NOT Corco on
Oct 10, 2008 2:07 PM PDT
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not you Greg Maddux
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by I'm NOT Corco on
Oct 10, 2008 2:07 PM PDT
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Good thing you corrected yourself.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Oct 10, 2008 2:09 PM PDT
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Didn't want to get you and Graham angry at me again
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by I'm NOT Corco on
Oct 10, 2008 2:11 PM PDT
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I like to think I'm a nice person who occasionally steps over the line
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by I'm NOT Corco on
Oct 10, 2008 2:15 PM PDT
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Usually guys who can field their positions are good athletes.
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 2:15 PM PDT
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didn't say he wasn't a good athlete....
just that he never “looked” like one…
by msb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:16 PM PDT
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A Friend of mine is going to the Rays game tonight, here is his sign:
Look for it directly beneath the scoreboard in right field.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on
Oct 10, 2008 1:07 PM PDT
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Man, you know what's disgusting? The gap between Jimmy Rollins' two front teeth.
You make millions of fucking dollars a year, Jimmy, take some pride in your presentation for god’s sake.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 1:07 PM PDT
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he's a baseball player, not a supermodel
what the hell does it matter if he has a gap in his teeth?
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 1:55 PM PDT
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maybe if he gets one of those Manny mouth guard things that'd help
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:03 PM PDT
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Huge image.
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by kevin_ess on
Oct 10, 2008 3:07 PM PDT
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My bad
not farmiliar with the rules. At least it’s not an animated gif…
by staplemaniac on
Oct 10, 2008 3:09 PM PDT
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Keep your images at 250 pixels in width maximum.
by BrianL on
Oct 10, 2008 3:10 PM PDT
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Says you with your animated ugliness.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Oct 10, 2008 3:11 PM PDT
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Jeff's animated images are made of pure wonderful.
by BrianL on
Oct 10, 2008 3:12 PM PDT
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Did you not see the makeout Maddux.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Oct 10, 2008 3:13 PM PDT
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While exploring the archives today I happened across LFOJL's Riggleman o' War
by Jeff on
Oct 10, 2008 3:12 PM PDT
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I had a reason
I just forget what it was
by Jeff on
Oct 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT
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I saw him at a quiet little bar at the end of Bourbon Street one night.
He was hitting on some drunk chick whom I told to go to hell earlier in the evening.
I’ve always been pretty bad at the whole bar scene.
by Teej on
Oct 10, 2008 5:48 PM PDT
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type width=250 just before the / in the image line, then hit preview to make sure it worked.
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by kevin_ess on
Oct 10, 2008 3:11 PM PDT
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Ugh. Type.
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by kevin_ess on
Oct 10, 2008 3:11 PM PDT
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Thank you for the subject line so we can close him.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Oct 10, 2008 3:11 PM PDT
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I was igonrant on the rules
I’m not a thread terrorist.
by staplemaniac on
Oct 10, 2008 3:12 PM PDT
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You know what Gracie?
I’ve never seen a player who plays better when his team loses.
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 1:13 PM PDT
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Actually McCarver
many pitchers could go from starter to closer back to starter, teams just tend not to do it becuase it’s fucking dumb to u se a good starter as a closer.
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 1:38 PM PDT
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At this rate you're going to burn yourself out by the bottom of the first
by Jeff on
Oct 10, 2008 1:40 PM PDT
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so, there is a benefit to being stuck at work....
by msb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:09 PM PDT
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They have the 4 corners thing for Fox too.
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 2:11 PM PDT
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I have 45 minutes left of work.
I’m not going to try to figure out how to watch if there is no dugout cam.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Oct 10, 2008 2:18 PM PDT
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This place should have been named Dobbs For Third
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 2:13 PM PDT
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FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SOUL
DIE IN HELL
JUSTIN LEONE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.GREG DOBBS
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by I'm NOT Corco on
Oct 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT
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I will never understand how Dobbs is a 'key contributor' to a playoff team
and Justin Leone is barely hanging on to a baseball career.
by marc w on
Oct 10, 2008 2:56 PM PDT
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I think it's funny Fox calls their pitching thing Fox Trax
because that worked sooooooo well in their hockey coverage.
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT
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the radio side just claimed ...
… that Dobby the Bench Elf might be the starter next season if Burrell is gone…
by msb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:16 PM PDT
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Dobbs is a baller
Not as good as Leone but he’s good
I’d be happy for him
He has a sweet swing
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by I'm NOT Corco on
Oct 10, 2008 2:17 PM PDT
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*AHEM*
In baseball, we refer to them as “gamers.” The term “baller” is reserved for basketball exclusively.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:18 PM PDT
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Cough, cough.
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:45 PM PDT
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steady on there killer
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:45 PM PDT
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Brett Myers is beating up the rest of the NL much in the way he beat up his wife.
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 2:16 PM PDT
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You think these sorts of jokes will ever have a sell-by date?
Or are they just too easy to slot into any baseball scenario?
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:17 PM PDT
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Since he's not a Mariners, no. And, yes.
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 2:18 PM PDT
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You know, I really don't like Brett Myers as a person (the smacking-his-wife-around bit is essentially unforgiveable)....
…but I have to say that I love the fuck out of the fact that he brought a bat with him to his pregame press conference. Backing it up, too.
Runs like a slob, though.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:16 PM PDT
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God, Chad Billingsley is detonating like a poorly-made IED.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT
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C'mon Dodgers. Make this interesting.
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by kevin_ess on
Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT
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You know what was interesting? Manny fucking up again last night, costing the Dodgers a run that would have conceivably tied the game.
If he hadn’t admired his would-be home run that stayed in the park, he would have made it to third base instead of second, and then scored on the subsequent wild pitch.
Fuck Manny. I vacillate on my feelings towards the Dodgers and Ramirez, but for now: fuck Manny.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT
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The wild pitch probably wouldn't have happened with a runner on third
by Jeff on
Oct 10, 2008 2:23 PM PDT
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Yeah, that occurred to me as I was writing my post. But still....we'd be cracking jokes about B.J. Upton until next week over something like that.
On the other hand, Manny’s loafing has become so normalized that we accept it as part of his game.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:25 PM PDT
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I just wanted ONE series to got he distance
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT
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Nightmare scenario: what if it's the Rays/Sox series...and the Sox win?
“God…”
“No. No god.”
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:23 PM PDT
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Manny vs. the Sox would be fun.
I bet he’d beat em up.
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT
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Yes, but this presupposes a soul-destroying Rays loss.
The WORST matchup would be Phils-Sox, without any really interesting narrative to grab me (though I’d root for the Phils). Rays vs. Phils would please me the most, precisely for the reasons that it would piss off the network executives. I could settle for Sox/Dodgers so long as the Dodgers won out.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:36 PM PDT
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I agree.
Rays for WS champs!
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:39 PM PDT
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now that's sticking your neck out
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:39 PM PDT
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I know right?
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:40 PM PDT
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Would Moyer be the oldest first time champion?
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 2:40 PM PDT
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Did Satchel Paige ever win a championship?
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:41 PM PDT
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But believe it or not he pitched for the last Indians team to win it all
at age 41
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 2:43 PM PDT
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Who is the Dodgers' long man?
Is it Park?
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:24 PM PDT
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Park and Kuo.
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:34 PM PDT
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Too bad Chan Ho was never good enough to have a stadium named after him.
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 2:35 PM PDT
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Chan Ho Stadium really doesn't have much of a ring to it though
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:36 PM PDT
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Hong-Chi Stadium.
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:37 PM PDT
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remember when the Rutles played Che Stadium?
… named for the famous revolutionary, of course
by msb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:50 PM PDT
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I'm standing here by the banks of the Mersey....
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT
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Why on earth would Furcal -- one of the Dodgers' best hitters -- waste his out BUNTING ON THE FIRST PITCH?
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT
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He's a pretty good bunter and it's a reasonable idea when you don't think the defense expects it
by Jeff on
Oct 10, 2008 2:30 PM PDT
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Not good enough.
I rarely see it work.
I’m fully admitting that I’m letting my vulgar anecdotal impressions overrule any statistical evidence here.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:31 PM PDT
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If the defense is on their heels it's not a horrible idea.
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 2:31 PM PDT
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I know, I know
In theory, you’re 100% correct. But then again, in theory, communism works. In THEORY, Marge.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT
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poorly phrased "intro to an anecdote" of the game:
“"Myers … a funny story about him and hitting … "”
by msb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:31 PM PDT
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I imagine they probably laugh about it now
by Jeff on
Oct 10, 2008 2:31 PM PDT
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And then the entire team takes turns smacking her around.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:32 PM PDT
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It would be like spanking his daughter.
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 2:34 PM PDT
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Didn't that get a lot of press in like 2003?
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:36 PM PDT
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I must have missed this. Did Moyer mention that he spanks his daughter?
FWIW, I see nothing wrong with that at all, assuming it doesn’t cross the line into outright abuse of course. I got more than a few well-timed spankings as a kid (all fully deserved), and I won’t lie: that shit worked for me.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT
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You spanking your kid, or you recieving spankings?
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:40 PM PDT
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For me I'd say both.
I'm back to liking midgets too much (Scrappy's comes first, don't worry).
by Thingray on
Oct 10, 2008 2:42 PM PDT
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Receiving spankings.
I remember them quite clearly. I also remember that nothing short of that would make me behave on those occasions. They were rare, and they weren’t even necessarily painful (I remember it was always the anticipation of it that freaked me out more than the actual spanking), but they were effective.
I wouldn’t be opposed to giving them as a father, when necessary. Emphasis on necessary. I’m a softie at heart, so I dunno if I could ever actually go through with it though.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:42 PM PDT
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I give them on occasion as a father.
And it works.
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by kevin_ess on
Oct 10, 2008 2:43 PM PDT
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Not at all surprising. After all, they worked on me.
And I was notoriously difficult to tame as a young kid.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:45 PM PDT
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I can't think of any kid who didn't hate spanking.
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:45 PM PDT
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It's almost like that's the point of it or something.
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:46 PM PDT
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Marilyn Manson?
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by kevin_ess on
Oct 10, 2008 2:46 PM PDT
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Michael Jackson?
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:47 PM PDT
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My girlfriend enjoys them a lot, actually.
Although I suppose that’s a bit different.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:48 PM PDT
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It was only a matter of time until someone went there.
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:48 PM PDT
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Dude, aren't you like 16 or something?
What would you know of these things?
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:49 PM PDT
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I'm in college, thank you very much!
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:50 PM PDT
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Forgive me for suspecting that my underlying assumptions remain sound.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:50 PM PDT
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You're forgiven.
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT
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If you had any idea what I was actually implying, you wouldn't forgive me.
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:53 PM PDT
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I'm implying that I know what you're implying.
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:55 PM PDT
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Yeah. In my experience it was always the fear of it (the feeling of vulnerability) that got to you.
Not the actual “ouch” factor. If the pain was the real issue, then hey…YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.
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Oct 10, 2008 2:47 PM PDT
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As much as a spanking works,
there is nothing my son dislikes more than when I tell him I’m disappointed in his actions. Gets him every time.
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by kevin_ess on
Oct 10, 2008 2:48 PM PDT
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Or as my grandmother used to say
Guilt – the gift that keeps on giving.
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:49 PM PDT
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Isn't this getting close to politics?
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Oct 10, 2008 2:45 PM PDT
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Subthread closed.
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:46 PM PDT
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You don't get to make these decisions.
by Matthew on
Oct 10, 2008 2:47 PM PDT
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Have we determined whether Taylor H is really butthol under a new name?
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by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:48 PM PDT
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He seems to be some sort of odd butthol/Coach hybrid.
by BrianL on
Oct 10, 2008 2:49 PM PDT
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Fuck you.
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:49 PM PDT
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Coach is back, I noticed.
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:50 PM PDT
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Would you consider that good or bad?
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT
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Bad.
Coach was somewhat underrated. We could only see it after he was gone.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT
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Coach is overrated
A Coach that doesn’t meltdown is pretty much the worst possible user.
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT
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How many times do I have to say, "no"?
Aren’t you supposed to be really smart?
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT
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If I were you, I'd be smart enough not to mess with me.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT
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Damn it I've already asserted I don't have any power.
I’m weak, ok? There. Happy?
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Oct 10, 2008 2:54 PM PDT
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That's you peg quota for the next few weeks.
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 2:55 PM PDT
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I didn't imply any power silly.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Oct 10, 2008 2:53 PM PDT
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Is that a level below power-mad?
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:54 PM PDT
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I remember when I believed, for about 30 minutes or so, that you actually had mod powers
I’ve always been a gullible fella.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:54 PM PDT
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I think that was less in an LL mod sense than a verbal assault sense
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:55 PM PDT
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Seems like a weird message to send on the internet
by Jeff on
Oct 10, 2008 2:55 PM PDT
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I didn't know there were non-weird messages on the internet
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT
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I'll admit that was a bit unnerving.
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT
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Only to you and your hoarding of power skills.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Oct 10, 2008 2:55 PM PDT
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I pay $1000/month in terapy to try and repress what I had to go through to get power.
Don’t make light of it.
by Matthew on
Oct 10, 2008 2:56 PM PDT
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See? I cannot even spell therapy correctly anymore.
The h’s… the h’s… oh god
by Matthew on
Oct 10, 2008 2:56 PM PDT
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Stop it..... nooooooo
please put the baton away, I’ll be good, I swear!
by Matthew on
Oct 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT
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I meant to ask earlier
what year is your Utopia?
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 3:01 PM PDT
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Was 2007 not a good utopia?
Or did it just fit better into your budget?
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 3:04 PM PDT
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I would've preferred something older
but honestly I just wanted a jug of Utopias. Don’t care which year. It was a long long journey.
by Jeff on
Oct 10, 2008 3:06 PM PDT
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It's a journey I may be starting soon
I’m very intrigued by this beer, now.
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 3:07 PM PDT
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You might be close enough to make Hair Of The Dog Dave happen
that would be another spectacular journey.
by Jeff on
Oct 10, 2008 3:08 PM PDT
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They're 15 min from my house
and yes, that journey is indeed on my list.
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 3:08 PM PDT
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Speaking of that, Paul,
how is Belmont Station?
by Matthew on
Oct 10, 2008 3:08 PM PDT
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I really like it.
They have a really good selection of beers from everywhere – I don’t drink a lot of Belgian beers but they apparently have a huge variety.
They have a ton of great American/European beers, though, and their prices are pretty good.
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 3:09 PM PDT
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I think I'm heading down to Portland soon
on some weekend that I’m not going to go north and enjoy the dollar’s newfound awesomeness in Canada.
by Matthew on
Oct 10, 2008 3:10 PM PDT
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Let me know when you do
I’m always up for a trip to Belmont Station, and we can head to the Lompoc too.
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 3:12 PM PDT
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Now that you (and, by proxy, I) have completed the journey
it seems like this would be way easier when it comes to wanting more of it.
by Jeff on
Oct 10, 2008 3:03 PM PDT
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Gotta save something for our trip to Belgium.
(No, I haven’t bought any)
by Matthew on
Oct 10, 2008 3:07 PM PDT
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I just thought you went to an Irish therapist
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT
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You're making all kinds of friends.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on
Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT
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NOLA hated me from day 1.
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:53 PM PDT
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NOLA's not going to be the only one if you keep this up
by seattlebruin on
Oct 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT
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Let me make one thing clear.
You may hate me, but I don’t hate any of you. I think this is the best-run blog I’ve ever seen. Jeff, Matthew, and Graham, though I admittedly get on their nerves, I find to be all exceptionally bright and I admire them greatly for what they do.
The commenters are almost always spot-on with their analysis, and if not that, then at least entertaining.
I apologize sincerely if I get on your nerves. I apologize if you think I am butthol or Coach. I am not. I am me, and I will try to be more respectful of LL and all of you.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 3:30 PM PDT
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I doubt anyone reads this.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 3:34 PM PDT
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I'm not butthol.........
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 3:36 PM PDT
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Not really. I think you'd have to really stretch to politicize this.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:46 PM PDT
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But, just like the classic early '60s Crystals song says, if he hit you it would feel like a kiss.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:34 PM PDT
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but nobody would notice
“What, did a fly land on me? Someone hit me? Really? I didn’t feel anything”
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:35 PM PDT
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I'm just glad nobody made a joke about Howard trying and missing
by Jeff on
Oct 10, 2008 2:36 PM PDT
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I was until now.
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:36 PM PDT
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I meant that I was also glad.
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by Taylor H on
Oct 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT
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the Moyer one was too easy
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by pdb on
Oct 10, 2008 2:36 PM PDT
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Like Burrell isn't ripe for that
…extra credit if you can make an Utley joke about her hitting back
9=8
by JI on
Oct 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT
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Then he'd give her ten free car washes.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on
Oct 10, 2008 2:36 PM PDT
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Wouldn't it be awesome if McCarver then went on to tell the spousal abuse story?
He’d go down in legend if he did.
J.P. Howell kindly requests that you please Bach the fuck up.
by esoteric on
Oct 10, 2008 2:31 PM PDT
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