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Tiny by Phildopip on Comment 1060 comments

Did I just reveal my nerdiness there? I hope so not.

Let's take a breeze through the news today.

Rotten Tomatoes doesn't like Body of Lies, nor does it like City of Ember.

Tampa schools don't like mohawks.

Shark Jesus cometh.

Would you rather have shark fins, but no gills; or gills but no lungs?

Would you rather have needles for leg hair, or have needles for the hair on your head?

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Thank you; my off post was shaping up to be horribly inadequate.

I do, however, make the best waffles in the history of the world.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 8:33 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh fucking hell Phil

I put ten minutes into a fucking OTFPOTD and then yours shows up right after I post mine.

We need to post a schedule or something so I don’t waste my time like that.

by Gomez on Oct 10, 2008 8:40 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

D'oh! Sorry.

I saw there wasn’t one up, and SB was complaining in yesterday’s off-topic thread that there wasn’t one up for this morning.

by Phildopip on Oct 10, 2008 8:57 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haha... it's totally cool

I felt my ten minutes of work was worth some forced indignance.

by Gomez on Oct 10, 2008 9:56 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does anyone here even care to follow the NBA anymore?

Do you now root for the Blazers? OK Thunder? I personally hate the NBA, and did long before the Sonics left, but now the NBA is less than a blip on my radar. In fact, last night while watching Sportcenter, they reported on a game, and I thought to myself, “oh, I guess basketball season has started.”

That said, college basketball is great, and I plan on following the Cougs to the Final Four.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:29 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am beside myself with anticipation for the upcoming NBA season

I’m a Portlander however and haven’t been this excited about my Blazers in a long time.

by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You have what looks to be a championship-worthy team this year.

And fuck the Spurs.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:33 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm completely "meh" toward both.

I’ll watch a game or two if the hawks are doing well.

by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:01 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've never been to a Seahawks game.

Perhaps I will steal tickets from you to find out if I like football.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:05 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck that

My season tickets are staying in my name long past I’m dead.

by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:08 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was a big NBA fan back in the mid 90s (who wasn't when the Sonics were good?)

and watched it regularly until about 2000 or so when it just completely lost appeal for me. I don’t know exactly what it was. Maybe it was Gary Payton bitching, or Vin Baker whining, but I just didn’t care about it anymore.

by Phildopip on Oct 10, 2008 9:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was never a gary Payton fan.

While I recognized his level of talent, he was a bitch. Always had his mouth open. However, his seemingly earnest help in fighting to keep the Sonics in Seattle was a small booster in respect.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:35 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I nearly wet myself after watching the highlights from the Blazer's first preseason game.

Greg Oden needs to get in game shape after being down for a year, but that guy is unstoppable under the basket, he was dunking when there were three guys trying to stop him and getting tons of rebounds.

Rudy Fernandez was also crazy, doing insane passes and taking alley-oops from Sergio. God, I can’t wait.

54!

by joof on Oct 10, 2008 9:38 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NBA....NBA...oh right!

Isn’t that the pro-wrestling equivalent of basketball?

Larger than life heel as commissioner? Star-driven? Refs on the take?

by marc w on Oct 10, 2008 9:54 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm stoked.

I’ve got my Utah Jazz schedule in my wallet and Sean Stockton’s first season as a Griz is set to begin any day.

Cuba Si! Yanqi No!

by Patrick517 on Oct 10, 2008 10:05 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm considering going to the Blazer/Jazz preseason game on Sunday.

Their first preseason game had a playoff atmosphere, so I’m excited.

54!

by joof on Oct 10, 2008 10:12 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love getting drunk at 9 AM

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 9:43 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Right there with you dude

Except that it’s almost 7pm here…

by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:46 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm prefunking for a quiz

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 9:47 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've never done it before and I have 100% in the class thus far

So I need a bit more of a challenge

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 9:49 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmm not right there with you dude

I’m just drinking beer and playing guitar

by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:50 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're so emo!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:51 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No way dude

I’m a happy guy drinking beer and playing guitar

by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:52 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kidding. God, I wish I was doing that at the moment.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:53 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No worries dude

Besides, how many emo kids play a 12 string?

by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:54 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only if it's a harp, I suppose!

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:55 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok

That genuinely made me laugh out loud

by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:56 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God I hate some guitar players (no offense)

Oh look at me I wrote 532 songs last night about stuff in my life let me sing one of them for you in my grating falsetto which any vocal coach would have fixed years ago had I bothered to actually put some effort into the whole music performance idea

by BrianL on Oct 10, 2008 9:53 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's because you can't play guitar.

But you’re right – playing guitar does not give one the right to be a “musician.”

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:54 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Totally agree

I can’t sing or write songs, I just like to play.

by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:55 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's cool.

I play a little guitar on the side just for kicks. The only guitar players who bother me are the ones who try to pass themselves off as singer/songwriters.

by BrianL on Oct 10, 2008 9:56 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yup

I’m just a drunk with a guitar.

by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:57 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Easy there cowboy

I might start thinking I have talent and write 532 songs…

by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:58 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey Rob!

Reply button to Brian, dumbass!

by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:59 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I fucking hate going to shop for guitars.

Where is the law that states that if I pick up a guitar to check out it’s sound, I have to be unwillingly thrown into a duel with some douchebag who happens to play like Ronnie James Dio on a nylon string acoustic? Like I need that.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:00 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I used to get smashed before my Spanish 102 classes

I had to. That class sucked and bored me to death.

by Gomez on Oct 10, 2008 9:58 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's completely a good idea

It would appear that I’m using alcohol as a crutch by which to build the necessary confidence to ask the girl out

So it’s probably not a good idea

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:18 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I strongly dislike hookup culture anyway

so that’s a good idea

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:23 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just think it's really stupid

Girl: I just had sex with a guy!
Me: So do you like him?
Girl: No….not at all
Me: Why would you have sex with someone you don’t like

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:27 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, it's

a known fact that being drunk makes you roughly 8.5x more charming and desirable, so go for it.

by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:18 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Next question then

When I approach her should I wear normal clothing or a 3-piece suit?

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:19 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wrong.

A three-piece suit sends a message of suaveness and professionality. Do you have a monocle as well?

by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:22 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No but that would be kick ass

But believe it or not I’m trusting NOLA here

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:22 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd be better off wearing a North Face vest t hingee and nylon pants

unfortunately all I own are golf shirts and jeans

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:25 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and a 3 piece suit

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:26 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You've slipped down a rung on the respect level.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:26 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there is no floor

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:26 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pop dat collar, yo.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:27 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think they're classy

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:28 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aren't golf shirts?

With a nice pair of khaki pants and a belt?

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:29 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fascinating

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:33 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

.

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:28 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I suppose I shouldn't talk.

I’m in Iowa, so I can get away with the untucked flannel and jeans look.

by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait how?

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:29 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't know the name cause I never meet her

But apparently my friend says she has referred to you as “that highway guy”

by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:38 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is college.

Are you sure she wasn’t referring to “that way high guy?”

Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.

by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:39 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That would be someone from UPS then

Nnobody from McCall would know me as that

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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:43 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs