Grand Moff-Topic Post of the Day
Did I just reveal my nerdiness there? I hope so not.
Let's take a breeze through the news today.
Rotten Tomatoes doesn't like Body of Lies, nor does it like City of Ember.
Tampa schools don't like mohawks.
Shark Jesus cometh.
Would you rather have shark fins, but no gills; or gills but no lungs?
Would you rather have needles for leg hair, or have needles for the hair on your head?
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Thank you; my off post was shaping up to be horribly inadequate.
I do, however, make the best waffles in the history of the world.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 8:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I 100% Non-Sarcastically believe this
no, really
by seattlebruin on Oct 10, 2008 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should have a breakfast cook-off
I myself make world-famous french toast.
by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can’t be like pancakes, all exciting at first, but by the end you’re fuckin’ sick of ‘em.
by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still say we need to see who can make a great pancake.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh
Does it surprise any of you that I can make a great pancake?
by royalcurve on Oct 10, 2008 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally agree
That was just me slipping a Mitch Hedberg quote in there.
by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I make an awesome dish called green eggs
It is scrambled eggs with finely diced broccoli tops, avocado, swiss & little bacon bits.
by Sec 108 on Oct 10, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh fucking hell Phil
I put ten minutes into a fucking OTFPOTD and then yours shows up right after I post mine.
We need to post a schedule or something so I don’t waste my time like that.
by Gomez on Oct 10, 2008 8:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, like you weren't going to simply go back and browse the lolcats websites like you do every Friday.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean every afternoon
I MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT
by Gomez on Oct 10, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
D'oh! Sorry.
I saw there wasn’t one up, and SB was complaining in yesterday’s off-topic thread that there wasn’t one up for this morning.
by Phildopip on Oct 10, 2008 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha... it's totally cool
I felt my ten minutes of work was worth some forced indignance.
by Gomez on Oct 10, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
::Phillip Roth face::
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 10, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just save it for the next day; that's what I do.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saturday is alright for fighting.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE Elton John
but I fucking HATE that song.
by Phildopip on Oct 10, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone here even care to follow the NBA anymore?
Do you now root for the Blazers? OK Thunder? I personally hate the NBA, and did long before the Sonics left, but now the NBA is less than a blip on my radar. In fact, last night while watching Sportcenter, they reported on a game, and I thought to myself, “oh, I guess basketball season has started.”
That said, college basketball is great, and I plan on following the Cougs to the Final Four.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am beside myself with anticipation for the upcoming NBA season
I’m a Portlander however and haven’t been this excited about my Blazers in a long time.
by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have what looks to be a championship-worthy team this year.
And fuck the Spurs.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be happy with the playoffs at this point
The team is great, but young…
by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't matter. Chemistry wins in basketball.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just got riled up, for maybe half a second. But you're talking about basketball. Carry on.
by royalcurve on Oct 10, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Were you thinking about the "football" Spurs?
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was, yes. The ones I just spent $600 on tickets for.
Go ahead, bash away.
by royalcurve on Oct 10, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I'm going to bash the pretzel Queen.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buy low.... I like it.
Which games are you seeing? Whereabouts in the Lane will you be?
Glory, glory Tottenham Hotspur (at some point)!
by marc w on Oct 10, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
March 3rd (Middlesborough) and March 21st (Chelsea).
I’m stopping by the Lane on my way in and out of Ireland. It’ll be my second time there!
by royalcurve on Oct 10, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who the fuck hates real football but likes the nba?
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Currently it is but when your team is a bunch of flailing gimptards its the best game on the planet
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently I forgot the word "isn't" in that sentence
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners have the highest Winning percentage of all my teams...
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure the Sens will live up to your expectations.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot about them.
sweet sweet .500
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shut up
I just subscribed to the NHL equivalent to MLB.tv this morning
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you do everything Jeff tells you to do?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How could you not after seeing the video quality?
9=8
by JI on Oct 10, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It runs like shit and the console is confusing as hell
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a shame.
If you act now I bet you could get a discount on NHL Center Ice
9=8
by JI on Oct 10, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're into the flailing gimptards then?
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only person I like on the Rams is irrelevant
And Tory Holt has been a plague on my life.
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The name of my new band, right there.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm completely "meh" toward both.
I’ll watch a game or two if the hawks are doing well.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make sure when you buy tickets to games that you are stealing them from me!
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never been to a Seahawks game.
Perhaps I will steal tickets from you to find out if I like football.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only 4 more years till season tickets!
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll likely be dead by then.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that
My season tickets are staying in my name long past I’m dead.
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So when you're dead, I can steal the tickets from you and see a Seahawks game.
Glad we have this sorted out.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My corpse is staying in my seat at Qwest Field
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll smell like Safeco garlic fries.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One can only hope
That is the greatest smell on the planet
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless you're sitting next to the person eating them.
I love garlic, but good God.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure that your adopted parents could arrange differently.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was a big NBA fan back in the mid 90s (who wasn't when the Sonics were good?)
and watched it regularly until about 2000 or so when it just completely lost appeal for me. I don’t know exactly what it was. Maybe it was Gary Payton bitching, or Vin Baker whining, but I just didn’t care about it anymore.
by Phildopip on Oct 10, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was never a gary Payton fan.
While I recognized his level of talent, he was a bitch. Always had his mouth open. However, his seemingly earnest help in fighting to keep the Sonics in Seattle was a small booster in respect.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I root for the Lakers, Celtics and Knicks
by seattlebruin on Oct 10, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Three of my least favorite teams!
I can’t blame you. You’re a Californian!
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank god.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And what about that other LA team that seems poised for big things?
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Michael Jordan retiring (the second time) ruined the NBA
It doesn’t matter who you were a fan of
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
White Sox. FTW.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish he would have become a successful baseball player
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Michael Jordan kept the NBA propped up during the late 90's
I felt the problems began back in the mid 90’s.
by Gomez on Oct 10, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I nearly wet myself after watching the highlights from the Blazer's first preseason game.
Greg Oden needs to get in game shape after being down for a year, but that guy is unstoppable under the basket, he was dunking when there were three guys trying to stop him and getting tons of rebounds.
Rudy Fernandez was also crazy, doing insane passes and taking alley-oops from Sergio. God, I can’t wait.
54!
by joof on Oct 10, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Between Serg, Greg, and Brandon, that team will be a powerhouse for years.
And I doubt I’ll see a game.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Sonics leaving killed what little love that still remained between myself and the NBA.
David Stern and Clay Bennett can go choke on Jeff Cirillo’s woefully inadequate equipment.
by BrianL on Oct 10, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His nautilus machine?
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that what they're calling it these days?
by Phildopip on Oct 10, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cannot find a family-friendly response to this.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NBA....NBA...oh right!
Isn’t that the pro-wrestling equivalent of basketball?
Larger than life heel as commissioner? Star-driven? Refs on the take?
by marc w on Oct 10, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should be in Oklahoma instead of the Sonics.
by BrianL on Oct 10, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I root for mass talent defections to Europe/Asia and sagging attendance
so that David Stern is forced to do something about the mess he’s created.
by Gomez on Oct 10, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened with Stern?
His legacy seemed to be set in the late 90s.
by BrianL on Oct 10, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First all of the players were assholes from 99-04
and then when he finally started getting likable players back in the league, senility and Donaghy struck
by seattlebruin on Oct 10, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any Blazer fans remember Bust-a-Bucket?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GO UP GET IT GOT IT GOOD
Is it bad I remember all the words of this song?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck that
Should I ask the girl out for coffee while intoxicated? Or is that beter done sober?
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoa that showed up in the WRONG place
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm stoked.
I’ve got my Utah Jazz schedule in my wallet and Sean Stockton’s first season as a Griz is set to begin any day.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 10, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Carl Malone!!
What?
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marc Eaton sucks
Maybe your team can go out and get Geoff Hornacek
by Gomez on Oct 10, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to love Hornacek. That dude was the Willie Bloomquist of basketball.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nervous free throw shooter...
His stuperstition worked.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 10, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blau Edwards for President!
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 10, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man taught Craig Ostertag to play D.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 10, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One guy that deserved more PT was Tai Corbin
by Gomez on Oct 10, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Antwan Carr would disagree.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 10, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whether or not, it's good they finally ditched Eaton for Thorough Bailey
by Gomez on Oct 10, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are eerily good at this....
Pete Marinavich would be proud.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 10, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's no Grizzly Bears in Louisiana.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 10, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but the Pandas are mean as hell.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm considering going to the Blazer/Jazz preseason game on Sunday.
Their first preseason game had a playoff atmosphere, so I’m excited.
54!
by joof on Oct 10, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love getting drunk at 9 AM
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 9:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Right there with you dude
Except that it’s almost 7pm here…
by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm prefunking for a quiz
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never done it before and I have 100% in the class thus far
So I need a bit more of a challenge
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This should be a fun offtopic today. You just stay right here and keep drinking.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By my second class at 3 PM I should be completely wasted
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am going to finish my work as soon as possible so I can be here for this.
My day is turning around!
by royalcurve on Oct 10, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's quite likely I'll skip my 3 PM class
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is awesome.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I await this with huge anticipation.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I continue taking shots every ten minutes with a 1.5 hour break
I should have like 22 shots in me by 3
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose I could take a screwdriver to class
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very simple actually
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm not right there with you dude
I’m just drinking beer and playing guitar
by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're so emo!
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No way dude
I’m a happy guy drinking beer and playing guitar
by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kidding. God, I wish I was doing that at the moment.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No worries dude
Besides, how many emo kids play a 12 string?
by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if it's a harp, I suppose!
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok
That genuinely made me laugh out loud
by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I hate some guitar players (no offense)
Oh look at me I wrote 532 songs last night about stuff in my life let me sing one of them for you in my grating falsetto which any vocal coach would have fixed years ago had I bothered to actually put some effort into the whole music performance idea
by BrianL on Oct 10, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's because you can't play guitar.
But you’re right – playing guitar does not give one the right to be a “musician.”
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love how all 532 of those songs use the exact same chord progression.
by BrianL on Oct 10, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Green Day still uses them.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the punishment for a band that chooses to intellectually rape music?
by BrianL on Oct 10, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They die knowing they weren't really punk at all.
Fuck Billy. I’ve played shows with that guy, and he’s a pompous dick.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally agree
I can’t sing or write songs, I just like to play.
by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's cool.
I play a little guitar on the side just for kicks. The only guitar players who bother me are the ones who try to pass themselves off as singer/songwriters.
by BrianL on Oct 10, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
I’m just a drunk with a guitar.
by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easy there cowboy
I might start thinking I have talent and write 532 songs…
by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Rob!
Reply button to Brian, dumbass!
by coolguyrob on Oct 10, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fucking hate going to shop for guitars.
Where is the law that states that if I pick up a guitar to check out it’s sound, I have to be unwillingly thrown into a duel with some douchebag who happens to play like Ronnie James Dio on a nylon string acoustic? Like I need that.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to get smashed before my Spanish 102 classes
I had to. That class sucked and bored me to death.
by Gomez on Oct 10, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I imagine you holding the nuclear football while saying this.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should I ask the girl out for coffee while intoxicated? Or is that beter done sober?
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably when you're sober, since it's 10:15 in the morning.
by Phildopip on Oct 10, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's completely a good idea
It would appear that I’m using alcohol as a crutch by which to build the necessary confidence to ask the girl out
So it’s probably not a good idea
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait til tonight when everyone is drunk.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't drink tonight I have to work :(
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you'll be sober and they'll all be drunk.
It will be fine.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but then when presented with the opportunity to hook up when she's really thrilled I asked her out
I’ll feel like a creeper because I’m sober
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then stick with the non-hookups.
Simple. as. that.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I strongly dislike hookup culture anyway
so that’s a good idea
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just think it's really stupid
Girl: I just had sex with a guy!
Me: So do you like him?
Girl: No….not at all
Me: Why would you have sex with someone you don’t like
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is where pdb would normally e-scream STC
by Gomez on Oct 10, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually think this is a non-Corco Corco statement.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Oct 10, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it's
a known fact that being drunk makes you roughly 8.5x more charming and desirable, so go for it.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next question then
When I approach her should I wear normal clothing or a 3-piece suit?
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong.
A three-piece suit sends a message of suaveness and professionality. Do you have a monocle as well?
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No but that would be kick ass
But believe it or not I’m trusting NOLA here
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just know UPS enough to realize that the suit probably wouldn't be the best idea.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be better off wearing a North Face vest t hingee and nylon pants
unfortunately all I own are golf shirts and jeans
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and a 3 piece suit
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've slipped down a rung on the respect level.
Screw you, Mariners. I'm back in football's loving arms.
by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there is no floor
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pop dat collar, yo.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't think of one either.
Maybe he is better off with the suit.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they're classy
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aren't golf shirts?
With a nice pair of khaki pants and a belt?
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In moderation.
Every day=douchebag.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fascinating
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine are actually from golf courses though
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see how this makes it better.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hilariously, it doesn't.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They aren't from Abercrombie or some bullshit
because I actually play golf
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, I see.
You’re douchebag shirts are authentic.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahahahaha!
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think giving her a rundown of your clothing choices
would really inspire her to say yes.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell her you would like to invite her to a pants party.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps but it's not really the style I go for.
Then again, not into the nylon pants thing either.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bitches
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love how she actually looks happy to be with that guy.
“I’m the luckiest girl in the world!”
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, check out the hair. I mean, c'mon. Who can resist that?
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a lot of Va Voom.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it's the expression on his face.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In that it's saying "there's a better than 50%
chance I’ll date-rape you?"
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I've got my Geo Metro so fucking tricked out."
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, more like
I have no creativity as is evidenced by my Ford Expedition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose I shouldn't talk.
I’m in Iowa, so I can get away with the untucked flannel and jeans look.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My college isn't exactly appearance-conscious.
Besides, it’s comfortable.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hush.
I can’t even wear my flip flops to Target without feeling guilty anymore.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Target is an acceptable flip-flop environment.
Assuming, of course, that you’re just going to Target.
Flannel and jeans is a casual staple.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Oct 10, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The idea of even partially exposed feet on a Target floor scares me.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now you tell me.
Flannel and jeans is too grunge for me.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Too grunge."
I don’t understand.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Oct 10, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It reminds me of the early 90s.
And most people can’t pull it off.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like hearing corco stories from friends back home
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait how?
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is your friend's girlfriend?
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't know the name cause I never meet her
But apparently my friend says she has referred to you as “that highway guy”
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is college.
Are you sure she wasn’t referring to “that way high guy?”
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I drive highways more than I smoke
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And in the past you have mentioned knowing my friend
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait who is your friend?
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He host the UPS metal show under the name "Chops Louie"
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh OK
She wouldn’t know barely anything about me then
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be someone from UPS then
Nnobody from McCall would know me as that
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be the kid with the laugh
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only know one girl at Wazzu and she doens't have a boyfriend
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I at least need examples of stories
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 10, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's just trying to undermine you, friend--
I’m the one with your best interests at heart.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck monocles
i’m a pince nez man myself.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Oct 10, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feel free to excoriate my St. Bernard, Uncle Apocryphal.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 9:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this in American English?
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were a hammer, that's what I'd heretofor.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fish.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is quite possibly one of the best sketches
ever written: Shoe Shop.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pardon,
heretofore. My deepest condolences.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gym Class Heroes - Cookie Jar is an awesome song
by seattlebruin on Oct 10, 2008 10:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wilsonville.
Yes, yes I know everything.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Oct 10, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, I'm ready Foul Ball by Jim Bouton right now (great book, by the way)
and he was talking about this hilarious promotion a minor league team used to have back in the day. It was called “Bladder Buster Night” and the premise is that beers are free until one person takes a piss. As the first person is getting up to use the restroom, he gets booed by the entire crowd.
by Phildopip on Oct 10, 2008 10:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's awesome!
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Levine once proposed to hold Bat night on the same night as 1 dollar beer and delinquent teen night
by Robert on Oct 10, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want them to bring back free dart night
9=8
by JI on Oct 10, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Off subject, but...
We played a show at this shitty dive bar in Aberdeen one night, and all of these scary white trash and logger people were playing pull tabs. The prizes? Outside of monetary winnings, bar patrons were awarded their choices in knives. Not kitchen knives, these were those crappy “ornate” ninja knives, bowie knives, etc. I was scared to death.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still fail to understand the appeal of pull tabs.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, you pull them.
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by kevin_ess on Oct 10, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, I see.
I’ve just been staring at the damn things.
by Liebkartoffel on Oct 10, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I never bought one until I saw a game called "Squirrels gone Wild"
I mean, come on. You’d have done the same thing.
by marc w on Oct 10, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're like scratch-off lottery tickets... except with tabs instead
Uh…
by Gomez on Oct 10, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that what they are? I've always wondered.
And now in a bit of random trivia: When I was younger I came up with the band name “Surgical Pull-Tab”.
by Phildopip on Oct 10, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They've still got that in Olympia
Bowie knife to the winner of one of the pull-tab games.
I’ve never seen someone actually win it, and the same knife (I think) has been hanging above the tab bins for years.
At the same bar, another prize is this hilarious “Mariner” jersey, that features no common elements with the actual M’s jersey. Haven’t seen it in a while, but it was grey and teal (a different teal) and said “Seattle” in a strange cursive font. It’s like they wanted to get close to the real one, then worried about copyright infringement, and so settled on a ‘safe’ alternative. Inspired by a genuine MLB color scheme! It’s a baseball jersey, featuring this Seattle logo!
by marc w on Oct 10, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hells yes I finally succesfully pulled off making brown gravy
this will be the greatest homemade poutine of all time
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