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Potential topics for discussion
Anyone have a current Carfax that can run a VIN for me? I can pay in recs (or flags, your choice)
Good board games
LL Risk? LL other games? LL conference call drunk Taboo?
Good card games
List online radio stations so I can try and find one that's not blocked
most of my tags will pertain to other posters, kind of like BrianL