June 1st: Ichiro singles to lead off the bottom of the first, extending his hitting streak to a club-record 25 games.
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I had this commentary all written out in my head, but then I made the mistake of scrolling down in the play-by-play and finding out that this was the Lofton game. Fuck the Lofton game. Now instead of going to bed comfortable and relaxed, I can look forward to a night of sitting on the floor rocking back and forth and praying that tomorrow puts something more pleasant in my brain, like thoughts of Eliza Dushku, or a hemorrhage.


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