How to flirt with a ballgirl

by vj on Jan 7, 2008 1:57 PM PST

From SBN sister site Gaslampball.

http://www.gaslampball.com/story/2008/1/3/16727/56239

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Hahahaha

Very funny. I approve. Esescially the wide stance business

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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jan 7, 2008 3:08 PM PST reply actions

Is that Jeff?

I can't tell. It is San Diego, after all.

by Slozbury Stouvre on Jan 7, 2008 3:09 PM PST reply actions

No

That guy succeeded in picking her up.

by ningwers on Jan 7, 2008 3:38 PM PST up reply actions

Zing.

Jose Vidro (DH - Ms) was arrested today in an Idaho Bathroom for having a wide stance and sucking.

by CapSea on Jan 7, 2008 4:29 PM PST up reply actions

Zing^2

//also has more facial hair...

"I restore a sense of childlike wonder to people's lives; you give them Zunes and Vista." -- Fake Steve Jobs to Borg employees

by PositivePaul on Jan 7, 2008 4:42 PM PST up reply actions

Whip-chow

At least he silently takes it like a man...

by yourfacemakesmewail on Jan 7, 2008 5:31 PM PST up reply actions

I just assume

that Jeff's vengeance is like a tsunami. It builds up slowly, out of sight... and eventually kills a bunch of Sri Lankans.

by ningwers on Jan 7, 2008 7:21 PM PST up reply actions

You're so fucked, Night Winger

by Gomez on Jan 7, 2008 10:10 PM PST up reply actions

You know I can't hurt you.

We're too rare a breed already. We've had this discussion.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 8, 2008 1:14 AM PST up reply actions

Too true

if you killed me you'd reduce the world's population of M's-Sens-Hawks fans by roughly 50%. I imagine the resulting scenario would look something like the Omega Man

but with less chest hair.

by ningwers on Jan 8, 2008 9:31 AM PST up reply actions

There are at least 3 of us!

by Graham MacAree on Jan 8, 2008 9:40 AM PST up reply actions

I was doing US numbers in my head but wrote down world because it sounded better without redoing my math. Hmm... this does however mean that on those few occasions that you're stateside my Jeff-rage-related safety drops dramatically.

by ningwers on Jan 8, 2008 9:52 AM PST up reply actions

You're going to be in severe danger

from July onwards, then, since I'm moving to Seattle once I graduate.

by Graham MacAree on Jan 8, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions

Fuck!

Well it's a damn good thing I switched coasts

by ningwers on Jan 8, 2008 10:37 AM PST up reply actions

What about

Ms, Hawks and Anti-MapleLeafs fans?

by Matthew on Jan 8, 2008 10:02 AM PST up reply actions

I guess you'd be a member of the human band that

rescues Jeff before the mutants can burn him alive in the middle of Petco Park. Alright this metaphor clearly is falling apart faster than the Leafs playoff chances.

by ningwers on Jan 8, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions