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Around SBN: Kobe Bryant Isn't Up To Speed On Jeremy Lin, 'Linning'

Anagram Time!

Seattle Mariners = Talent Misers Era
Carlos Silva = Calls Savior (he'll need to 'call' his savior a lot)
Miguel Jesus Cairo = Ere Malicious Jugs (Goes well with Beluga Tits)
But since he's joining the former club of Shane Monahan, this might turn into: "Goal: Juice Misuser"

And our favorite player would get much more respect with a name like: Will Mosquito Bile.

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Jose Vidro (DH - Ms) was arrested today in an Idaho Bathroom for having a wide stance and sucking.

by CapSea on Jan 11, 2008 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, these are my favorite
Howard Lincoln: Wild Loon Ranch
Chris Reitsma: Cream This, Sir

by Garces on Jan 11, 2008 3:59 PM PST reply actions  

Respect.

by yourfacemakesmewail on Jan 11, 2008 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Winner!
Just like Beluga Tits, Wild Loon Ranch is an instant staying power.  I love it. Hats off.

by batura on Jan 14, 2008 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeremy Reed:
Jeer My Deer

This are difficult :(

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jan 11, 2008 9:43 PM PST reply actions  

Not enough variance of letters
Gotta do someone with an easier name.  Like George Steinbrenner.

GS = Stronger Beer Engine

Jeffrey Sullivan = Really Jive Snuff

by Garces on Jan 11, 2008 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

like
Adam Jones, Baltimore

Jam More Salt In Abode?

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jan 11, 2008 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

NFL Playoff Edition...The Chargers Are
'Quaterbacked By Phillip Rivers'

Irked By A Queer Bitch?  RSPV All...RIP

(It kind makes sense cause he's a bitch and the Chargers playoff chances are dead before this game even starts)

by SethGrandpa on Jan 12, 2008 1:37 AM PST reply actions  

Whoa
Adrian Beltre is a winner at the anagram game got a shitload of them. the page i went to only listed like the first 1000 out of over 14000

Radiant Rebel
A Alert Inbred
Anal Beer Dirt
Bailed Ranter

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Jan 12, 2008 6:55 AM PST reply actions  

Hey, watch what you say about Beltre.
You're anal beer dirt!!!!!!!!!!
Jose Vidro (DH - Ms) was arrested today in an Idaho Bathroom for having a wide stance and sucking.

by CapSea on Jan 12, 2008 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm...
I heart Silva = Hi, it's Larvae!

Bavasi, Incompetant = A Bean Catnip Vomits

Do Not trade Adam Jones = Data Jaded: Mentor Soon!

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Jan 12, 2008 9:38 AM PST reply actions  

mmmkay
Carlos Triunfel = No Ill Fractures

Ryan Rowland-Smith = Idol Warrants Hymn

Clearly somebody needs to write a song for the Aussie because he is just that cool.

by Nick S on Jan 13, 2008 1:40 AM PST reply actions  

Minors
Chris Tillman = Manic Thrills

Tony Butler = Bony Turtle

Phillipe Aumont = Impale Upon Hilt

Juan Carlos Ramirez = A Calm Razor Injures

by patsfan on Jan 13, 2008 3:39 PM PST reply actions  

Chris Snelling
Rich Sling Lens

+Doyle

Glossy Children Line
Chilly Inner Gloss
Consider Shell Lying
Silly Cornish Legend (YES!!!)
Discern Longish Yell

Jose Vidro (DH - Ms) was arrested today in an Idaho Bathroom for having a wide stance and sucking.

by CapSea on Jan 13, 2008 4:26 PM PST reply actions  

Malicious Jugs + Beluga Tits
Makes us the best team ever.

I've always like Matt Stairs for his "Rams at Tits" anagram.

by Llewdor on Jan 14, 2008 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

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