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Ichiro hates....

"I hate being touched by other people so rather than being touched I'd rather run away from them," Suzuki said.

Haha, that explains never being in the mob around home plate. And running away from the tag. What is he going to do if this team does make it to the playoffs? Run away from the mob?

It reminds me of the Peter Griffen version of "Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer, "Can't Touch Me".

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LOL
I can imagine that, spider-like 5'9 Ichiro running away from people trying to touch him. That's very funny.
Willie is ours, and you can't have him

by spittle8 on Sep 3, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

awww
never works.

by CKremer on Sep 3, 2007 11:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

skip bayless
just called ichiro the "howard hughes of proffesional sports."

they had a long discussion about him on first and ten and both guys called him a first-ballot hall of famer.  it was pretty neat.

Yu Bet! Cuba, si! Yanqi, NO!

by Patrick517 on Sep 4, 2007 11:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Howard Hughes of sports?
So Ichiro stores his urine in mason jars?  Freaky.

by esoteric on Sep 4, 2007 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he's afraid of dust?
He must never spend any time around Adam Jones, then.

by Gomez on Sep 4, 2007 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

zing!
I mean... Kelly Ripa!

I still feel bad for AJ though. It's gotta be tough not doing anything for so long, especially after the season he had in Tacoma...

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?

by Brick on Sep 4, 2007 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

However,
I don't know if Ichiro would prefer a girl touching him...

by yourfacemakesmewail on Sep 5, 2007 11:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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