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My Own Private Halos Heaven Epiphany

So maybe y'all already knew this but I didn't: to go along with their Dodger inferiority complex, those hilarious Angel fans are fixated on Seattle, the M's, and Ichiro! in particular. Yeah I'm spending too much time trolling enemy territory but it's hilarious.  For actual content, LL/USSM is Ken Wilber to the Angel blogosphere's Curious George, but I hate LAx2 so I'm enjoying the schadenfreude opportunity.


AL WEST
TEAM            W    L       STK      GB
Angels             63     44         W1       --
Seattchiro       59       47         W1      3.5
Choakland       51     58         L1      13.0
Dallas             48     60         L1      5.5

"Seattchiro"?.  It's not even an insult, and now I realize it wasn't intended to be.  

Star-divide

The linked article isn't anything new to the average Seattle fan, but it's an eye-opening revelation to these rubes...



"That article changed my opinion on him

I used to hate him and he irritated the fuck out of me.  Now I just think he's hilarious, with a 60% chance of bat-shit-loco."

by Caseys Kiss of Death on Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 02:03:29 PM EDT



"He does seem funny...

and I like how he thinks highly of Carl Lewis... I thought everybody had forgotten him!"

by downingrules on Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 02:54:46 PM EDT



"Even though he's the enemy

I love this dude's style.  

I didn't find half of the quotes in the article to be as 'bat shit crazy' as the author claimed them to be.  We're just so used to pro athletes regurgitating (sp?) the same tired cliches over and over to the media that when a player like Ichiro comes along, people notice more."

by ReggieBullits on Thu Aug 02, 2007 at 03:01:37 PM EDT



"Blame?

Ichiro is operating on a plane us mortals can't understand. I loved this article...."

by mattwelch on Fri Aug 03, 2007 at 01:13:51 AM EDT


 ---

As to the pennant race, they continue to convince themselves that the M's are chokers and LAA will never lose another game.  Good luck with that bitches.





this has been another edition of Laughing at Anaheim.

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Rev saying
that they don't have to worry about Vlad "pretending to be a smartypants" was funny to me, because a. it indicates that Ichiro isn't smart to begin with and b. it indicates that being smart, or being perceived as smart, is a bad thing. Seems to fit in with the Angels' core fanbase.

by Mariner John on Aug 3, 2007 1:57 AM PDT   0 recs

i guess
that was another whiff at biting sarcasm?  "Our superstar would never be so... clever, or something."  

by lemonverbena on Aug 3, 2007 2:04 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Double standard
People give Ichiro shit for using an interpreter. Vlad still uses one after being in the league how long? Maybe you could say he wasn't able to learn a lot of english in Montreal? Bleh, I'm not linguist expert but the couple years I took of Japanese in high school makes me think it is far easier to switch from spanish (or french, italian, etc) to english than from a language with 3 different sets of characters.

by hcoguy on Aug 3, 2007 10:19 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That's my point
You never heare anyone bitching about Vlad needing to learn english and/or stop using an interpreter.

by hcoguy on Aug 3, 2007 10:44 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Rev and Halos Heaven suck
What's news?
I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not...

by TIF on Aug 3, 2007 4:37 AM PDT   0 recs

p.s.
water is wet

but it was slow round here, what with the off-day and the Tacompton blogosphere meetup.

by lemonverbena on Aug 3, 2007 8:22 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

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