Fun with Anagrams:

Horacio Ramirez -
Aim Heroic Razor
A Micro Hair Zero

Analogies:
Horacio Ramirez is to Major League Pitcher as:
a) Raul Ibanez is to Good Fielder
b) Paris Hilton is to Abstinent nun
c) FEMA is to competent
d) Veal is to Vegan
e) Dude Where's My Car is to Epic Masterpiece
f) All of the Above.

Fun fact:  Some forms of Tendonitis can be healed by "Shock Wave Therapy" which is known throughout the medical community as the "Adam Jones Treatment"