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Carlos Guillen's Butt

From a Yahoo Sports feature on the Tigers' lineup:

"Carlos is probably one of the clutchest hitters in the game," says hitting coach Lloyd McClendon. "He loves those situations." Guillen also has deceptive power. "His legs and his butt are as strong as anybody's," McClendon says. "He uses that to generate power."

I can't believe the Mariners let this marketing opportunity go by:  "You can't beat our shortstop's butt!  Mariners Baseball - get all of it!"

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Lloyd
isn't a real name.  Who names their kid Lloyd?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 24, 2007 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody with an Asian accent,
that's for sure.

(Yes, I went there. It's Friday, and I'm bored at work.)

"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, the parents of and the greatest actor
himself, Llyod Bridges.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lloyd Bridges sucks
almost as much as John Olerud.

by Nadingo on Aug 24, 2007 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that.
Lloyd Bridges was damn good in "Airplane", and John Olerud really, really sucked!
"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Airplane rules
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

by The Beer Baron on Aug 24, 2007 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen's too bootylicious
I don't think the M's were ready for that jelly

by DCMariner on Aug 24, 2007 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

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