Family Dinner, Pt. 2

McLaren: So how did all of your days go?
Vidro: I got an A on my test!
McLaren: Wow, way to go! You must've studied hard!
Guillen: Pshhh yeah I got an A too that was the easiest test ever
Broussard: No way, Jose!
McLaren: <blinks>
McLaren: Uh, anyways, I'd like to introduce you to Rick. He'll be
tutoring some of you younger ones in math.
White: Howdy, y'all! I'm gon' be teaching you some multiplicatin'!
O'Flaherty: We know multiplication.
Green: Yeah, it's not that hard.
White: Fine then... if yer so smart, what's 7 times 6?
O'Flaherty: Forty-two.
White: 9 times 9?
Green: Eighty-one.
Green: Duh.
White: <rapidly consults calculator>....Yeah.
Lopez: Today I spelled a word right and my teacher gave me a gold starrrr
Lopez: She said I tried very very VERY hard
Lopez: Lookit lookit <holds up finger with star stuck to end>
Sexson: Heh, no way, Jose!
McLaren: <chuckles> Good one, Richie!
Broussard: <whimpers>
McLaren: Boy, that fly buzzing around my plate is obnoxious. Here's a swatter, Richie, can you kill that thing?
Sexson: Can do!
Sexson: <swings, and misses> <three times>
Sexson: Dammit
Ichiro: <reaches across plate, slaps fly into the corner>
McLaren: Nice one, Ichiro! How's your banana split?
Ichiro: Fantastic, like always
Jones: How come I never get ice cream?
McLaren: You'll understand these things when you're older.
Jones: Awwww
Beltre: Hey, whatever happened to that new kid?
McLaren: Darn it, I don't know! Ichiro, any idea?
Ichiro: Maybe he ran away
Ichiro: Parrish the thought
Ichiro: <resumes eating enormous bowl of ice cream>