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8/24: Open Game Thread

Wbc_029_tiny by Jeff Sullivan on in Seattle Mariners News, Regular

BEWILDERED UPDATE: evidently John McLaren's idea of giving the regulars rest is to field the exact same lineup every day.

First Pitch: 5:35pm PDT

                   

Ichiro CF Catalanotto LF Vidro DH Kinsler 2B Guillen RF Young "SS" Zombie Shakespeare "LF" Byrd CF Beltre 3B Wilkerson 1B Sexson 1B Botts DH Johjima C Saltalamacchia C Lopez 2B Murphy RF Betancourt SS Metcalf 3B ---------- ----------

Hernandez (9-6, 3.94)       Millwood (8-10, 5.39)

That didn't take long:

Reliever Mark Lowe has experienced soreness in his surgically repaired elbow while pitching for Tacoma and has been "slowed down," McLaren said.

I guess there are some important baseball games today. Kinda hard to keep track though, y'know?

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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We all knew / know he's up against
some long odds considering the procedure he had done.
"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT!
If he has to end his very promising career because of this darn elbow injury, I'm going to go McCrazypants.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

No, I haven't actually.
I'm not like you.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not you, Thingray.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

My therapy tonight will be
Ice cold Snoqualmie Ridge Hefeweizen.

Extreme boredom at work is a hell of a thing Will.

"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, if Felix wins tonight.
He'll be our second starter to win ten games, and then if the Washburnator wins tomorrow he'll be the third SP to win ten games on our team, this year. That doesn't happen very often, does it?
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Really, when's the last time it did?
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

A year is a pretty long time,
my friend.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

<awkward pause>
<shakes head>
<awkward pause>
<walks off>

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

<walks back>
Boston did it this year like a month ago.
<walks off again>

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

A month is a pretty long time...
if you have the lifespan of a mayfly.

by PDXTai on Aug 24, 2007 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the interests of efficiency...
Wouldn't it be easier if Will just changed his signature to "John Olerud sucked"? Think of all the wear and tear on keyboards it would save.

by PDXTai on Aug 24, 2007 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god
If this was true I would die laughing

by Robert on Aug 24, 2007 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball-Reference is your friend.
Hell, it's already happened for the Red Sox, Indians, A's, Mets, Cubs, and Brewers in 2007.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

if only...
John Olerud's BR page was up for sponsership, I'd buy it, write "John Olerud sucks" and then come back here and post that even BR isn't CO's friend. Then I'd laugh.

alas...

<shakes fist>
damn you marinerds!

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you guys misunderstood
me. I mean the last time pitchers won their tenth game on back to back days. Not three pitchers with ten wins on one team. Of course I know that happens a lot!
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh
well that's just meaningless.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, it'd be interesting to find out.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have the time to look that up
but did you know that on April 3rd, 2007, Julio Mateo recorded a win and by doing so, he and Felix both won their first game of the year on back to back days?

creepy huh?

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posts like these just prove to me
that the John Olerud sucks comments have no end in sight..

by seattlesundevil on Aug 24, 2007 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, just looked at milb
Lowe has sucked in the 3IP he's gotten since he returned.

The good news is that he's pretty much barely thrown at all this year. So if this is just normal soreness rather than surgery didn't take soreness, he should be pretty fresh next year.

If not... Hello Brandon Morrow, it's nice to see you in the bullpen for the next non-ice age eon.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't believe I'm saying this...
but I'm actually starting to feel bad for Willie Ballgame, not to mention Broussard and Jones.  McLaren really takes the phrase "riding the pine" to its farthest extreme.
Still not making fun of Willie.

by carcinogen on Aug 24, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

"Riding the pine"?
More like "Humping the pine" mirite?
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What they do on the pine is their business

It gets lonely over there....and men have needs.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This lineup better all be waering batting gloves
why you ask?

BECUZ DEY HAS TEH HOT HANDZ!

<long pause>






come on weekend, 20 min to go

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND
HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND kill me HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 24, 2007 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLAM!!
(sound of tootthekazoo hitting the floor)

Better now?

"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

much
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 24, 2007 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy to help.
"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coachitis?
Is that a BTD (Blogally Transmissable Disease)?

by Ben in Va on Aug 24, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

So
A dude told A-Rod he'd give him $1,000 if he hit a homer.  And when he did, he didn't have the money?

I guess that's cool, FSN.

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

You must have a TV feed.
"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pardon my French
But John McLaren is a DIPSHIT.

by tait644 on Aug 24, 2007 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It's pardoned.
Game thread emotion. Nuff said.
"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

McLaren on Felix:
"Um, um... he's got some youth..."
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dipshit is french?
Or is John McClaren french?

by Slica on Aug 24, 2007 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saltalamacchia
Sounds like something Beavis would say while he's the Great Cornhoolio.
I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not...

by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously on Olerud, I think after Lou Gehrig
he's my favorite 1b of all time.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

So, that weird start that
I was talking about, the one where two pitchers on the same team won their tenth game on back to back games hasn't happened this year. I guess I showed you guys.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

you ever see that Seinfeld episode
where George does the exact opposite of what his intuition tells him to do?

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have not
what ever happened to that guy, I know he played a small part in Shallow Hal, but that guy was pure comedic genius, he should've been in tons of stuff after that.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's living in a van down by the river

Shooting heroin into his scrotum with John Olerud.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares
That's a ridiculous stat.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is still a useless stat
Does it tell you anything about anyone? Maybe it is the final proof of how Olerud sucks...
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by Robert Lintott on Aug 24, 2007 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm waiting for the game to start
but I'll tell you what I'm not doing to kill the time.

I'm not watching ESPN's New York Yankee television show.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

omg
I actually stopped the remote on Fox News, and watched the last three minutes of the O'Reilly Factor.

What garbage. It's the type of show that I always hear about, and never watch... now I know why.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Damn that is a really tough one.....

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

aka Dutch?
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by Robert Lintott on Aug 24, 2007 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Die Fliegende Hollander?
only cool because it sounds badass in German
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by Robert Lintott on Aug 24, 2007 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha
my roomated was in new Amsterdam, and I was thinking for an hour of what they were called, I thought of Netherlandish, Nethish, Netherish, Hollish, Hollanders, Amsterdites, etc. Took me a whole hour to think Dutch.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking...
Andruw Jones' son or brother.

A distant cousin of Wlad.

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn
you're right, he could be anything, any mix of caucasian with a tan, part black, part hispanic, part asian, part arabic
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers in the their ST uniforms???
stop copying us.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Aren't we
the only team that's done that in the history of the universe?
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro on his hit 5 game hit streak
He still has looked terrible in those 12 at bats he doesn't have hits
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

GUILLEN!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SHANK BLAST!
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by Robert Lintott on Aug 24, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!
Shank Blasts are the best!

by Bender on Aug 24, 2007 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUILLEN!!!!!!!!
he knew it.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch

That couldn't have felt good.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yanks and Tigers in a rain delay.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooo King Awesome!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre smoked that one
so much for Kevin Millwood's career

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

PH BROUSARD!
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

How many of you would take
Millwood and his whole contract at this point?  I'd consider it, if it meant not having HoRam.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

pass
but that's just gut reaction

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just curious
is he bad this year?  or just unlucky/injured?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

both
his walks are way off and his strikeout rate is down for the 4th straight year.

I pass w/o a 2nd thought now.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping back in July that we'd trade
for him. And considering the FA market, he might be an option this winter (although I'd love to go after Prior or Clement on the cheap).

That said, he doesn't look good so far tonight.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

There are cheaper, better options available.  Like Tomko for instance.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Err

Didn't mean to say Tomko is a better pitcher than Millwood, but he's a lot better than HoRam and we can probably get him for nothing so he'd be a better option.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah
I thought you meant that Tomko > Millwood.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not better
cheaper, but not better.  Didn't say go after him, or dont go after Tomko, just curious as to what people think of Millwood.  Man, I wish we could dump Richie for him.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett Tomko isn't good.
He only makes sense in a he-isn't-Horacio kind of way.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is really funny if you've read:
this

David Wells might be old, broken-down, and expensive, but there is one stat he's off the charts on - his NBT ranking is 112,073%! The NBT, of course, is "Not Brett Tomko". If Wells is pitching for the Blue on Sunday night, that means Brett Tomko is not pitching for the Blue on Sunday night. Considering that at this point, I'd take Dave Dravecky over Tomko (what, too soon?), this is a huge bonus.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should've bunted :(
pre-emptive comment for the impending out Richie will make.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess I would
if I wanted a fat piece of Texas trash.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Sexson's called strike one was a ball.
Gameday sez so.

Ha!  And then the next one, called a ball, was a clear strike.

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Dunno how that could be.
Pitch FX is a damn accurate program, dude.

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone relay this message to Geoff Baker
Brings up Richie's awesomeness in August and September every goddamn day now. Man, I like Baker for the most part, but, geez....
"Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?" - Dr. Venture

by Eegah on Aug 24, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

but, but
He hit a big homerun last week!

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily Baker's personal opinion
he's just letting us know what the organization thinks.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it wasn't a double play
See?  There's always a positive side to even the crappiest of things.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Biiiiiig Suckie!
Way to go Richie.  You fucking SUCK and I hope you realize it every time you look in the mirror and every time you close your eyes.  

You suck worse than Bloomquist.

by Bender on Aug 24, 2007 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Willie Mantooth
is a saint!
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by Robert Lintott on Aug 24, 2007 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have less confidence in Felix in Texas than
I did Weaver....
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame that leadoff single on Richie
He makes bad things happen
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever happened to that hot pitching prospect
You know, the guy with the bets stuff ever who was going to come up and dominate?

I think his name was Ferris or something like that.  What ever happened to that guy?

by Bender on Aug 24, 2007 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

You know..
Ferris of franklin or felix or something like that.  You know the big venesuelan kid who DIDN'T SUCK, like this guy who is pitching now.

by Bender on Aug 24, 2007 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So....
He gives up one hit, a one hopper back to the mound and a K and he sucks?

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bueller? He took the day off.
I'm sorry, that was terrible.
"Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?" - Dr. Venture

by Eegah on Aug 24, 2007 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Millwood's only thrown 110+ once
because he's been sucking most of the season, not because he's not a horse
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The strike zone
looks like it will be pretty shady tonight.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 24, 2007 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

No way, I love Joe's Tracer
Joe's Tracer makes me feel lucky when we get a call in our favor that goes against it.

And when a call goes against the Mariners and J.T., I get to believe that the umpires have it out for us.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

K!..that was nice!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Man
just imagine what someone who isn't The Best Position Player In The American League West would've done there.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

wow felix is good
he just struck out the best position player in the whole al west!!

by seattlebruin on Aug 24, 2007 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll take 9 oh those, please!
and 30 more of the set every 5 days for the next 15 years!

by mark s @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

"oh" = of

by mark s @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh
I forgot Texas Rangers offense sucks.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He's looking good.
Just as long as he doesn't get rattled when the ump inevitably squeezes him.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 24, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Gas prices? What gas prices?
It's as if the last four years never happened.

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fairness,
It is the best gas mileage ever seen in a Hummer. Still stupid, I know.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bottom of the screen read:
"But unfortunately... no gas tank.  So we cut holes through the floor so you can't roll along the Flinstones way."

Or something like that.

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 strikes, 4 balls, 1 K, 1 GO, 0 FO,
And offspeed pitches make an appearance in the first inning. More of this please, King.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Jim Knox is balding.
He has less hair than the girls he stalks.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

they keep getting younger and younger
i mean the high schoolers were bad, but that girl was like 2 or 3

by thenatural on Aug 24, 2007 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh..WTF Kenji?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Kenji!!!
Wow, Millwood is toast tonight.

by Graham MacAree on Aug 24, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Cal Ripken Jr.
streak of 47 consecutive birthdays intact

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Man this offense is cruising.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Should of bunted.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed
Why do people look at me funny when I tell them Carl Everett did more for the M's than Griffey ever did?

by RED29 on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

J-Lo is worthless...I dont
care for him much... FREE NICK GREEN!
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE A-CAB!!
Oh, fuck.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Green has gone batshit crazy in August
his OPS is close to .900 or something right now.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he'll
Be a September call up. Probably less likely now that the roster is completely full. All I can say is, it can't hurt when the roster expands.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Young plays defense
like one of those tunnel holes in miniature golf that sends the ball from an elevated location down to the green.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP
HE'S AWESOME U DONT KNO WHAT UR TLAKING ABOUT.

by Graham MacAree on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Lopez
man I miss the days of:
<strike>Bret Boone</strike>
<strike>Joey Cora</strike>
<strike>Rich Amaral</strike>
Harold Reynolds.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Argh.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ughh..
its gonna be like this huh?
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

didnt they give us shit for wearing ST unis
yesterday? well theirs look shitty too, but they dont say anything about it

by thenatural on Aug 24, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

To their credit
They ripped on their own jerseys today.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh fuck
im a retard... disregard (anything I have to say)

by thenatural on Aug 24, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICHIRO!!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Jeff, noticed that Ibanez is now...
..."Zombie Shakespeare."  Excellent move.

And you cannot stop Ichiro.

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ICHIRO!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro...
How can one person be so cool?

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh!
I forgot we had Ichiro. Yay Ichiro!

by Graham MacAree on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ICHIRO!
These Texas pitchers are spoiling us.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro!
Turing it up for the pennant race. Good to see.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 24, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ok FSN
please stop with the work it out commercial. It's really getting on my nerves.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

No way
Then there's the awful Red Hook commercial, or "Tried rehab? It didn't work? Try our rehab center!" rubbish.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

argh!
I totally faked him out like it was a walk off grand slam. Dude bought me a red hook for my effort. Nice guy, but I think he was copying me too...

<cue slurring Pat O'Day>
are youa drunk?!? wanna stop? why?! come drink with me!!! we'll get hammered and kill some hookers.
<cue static>

okay, the second one is just always how I hear that commercial. I'm sure it's quite different in reality.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"i was tricking copycat boy...
into thinking he just saw a walkoff slam!"

by basebliman on Aug 24, 2007 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH
I absolutely loathe that commercial. Does that ever actually happen? Who really needs to be cued to know how or when to cheer?

... except for, you know, 90% of the fans at Safeco...

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's harsh
Depth-perception isn't my strong suit.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, those two are terribly annoying.
But I can just tune them out for some reason.  

Anyone know anything about that rehab center thing?  Is it a quackworks or something?

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

who knows?
I've heard they get you drunk one last time and then put epikak syrup in your drink so you get sicker than you ever have in your life and do something like that for the next 2 weeks so you don't want to ever think about drinking again. I could be wrong, but that's what I've heard.

by basebliman on Aug 24, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question
I see first basemen always catching a ball tossed to  them from the dugout after an inning, then throw the ball from that ended the inning into the stands.

Why can't they just toss the ball into the stands and go and sit down?  Why?!

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Well
The way I figure, some of those balls are thrown very poorly.  But the rest of them are good, so if you take out the poor ones practically all of them are good.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha
it must suck to be jason botts right now

by seattlebruin on Aug 24, 2007 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD FELIX
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

K! nasty!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice swing, Salty
that was literally at your shoetops

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

KATA'd!
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Great shot
Of contetly amused McLaren there...
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by Robert Lintott on Aug 24, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Kata'd?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Another one
What savage-ass kind of baserunning was that???!?
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen!!
Shank hustle!!!
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I love GUillen's fist pump
like he caused that... shank fist pump
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by Robert Lintott on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you shitting me?!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Guillen
Right out of the Angels playbook.

by ThundaPC on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ibanez's nickname has evolved so much...
...that nobody on the outside would have a chance of understanding it now.  I love that.

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I first started reading LL srsly...
...I found my way to the LL Wiki and edumacated myself.  Many mysteries were explained by that invaluable storehouse of lore.

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY
Guillen needs his own funk blast graphic.  NAO
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

wow great hustle!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

lol
aggressive baserunning.
I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not...

by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I never seen that happen ever.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

uh-oh
King Awesome didn't get run home...

we're boned.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

wow were only 3 games off of having the best
record in baseball, freakin incredible.
You may run like Mays but you hit like shit

by houseofprime2 on Aug 24, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

if the mariners somehow get the best record
in all of baseball... will national reporters start addressing the team with more than a "not to take anything away from Seattle but NY will pass them for the wildcard" ??

by mary on Aug 24, 2007 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Seattle wins the WS
the media will start talking about how, "Not to take anything away from the Mariners, but NY is likely to win the title in 2008."

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm yeah
you guys better score here
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Long fly ball please.
It's our best hope at this point.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's stop this 2-out bullshit now.
Knock one in before your luck runs out, offense.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sacrifice fly?
Sexson?

Don't make me laugh.

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY
when you have a pitcher on the ropes do you swing at the first pitch????

by LongBeachDave on Aug 24, 2007 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my fucking god.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

How did we not score here?
we suck..we suck...we suck!! FUCK YOU MAC for starting Richie.
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

What?
Sexson's "hitting close to .400" over the last two weeks?

.295. He's hitting .295.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Not one strike
thrown to Sexson.  Amazing.
I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not...

by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

cool, we aren't scoring
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

See
This baserunning stuff doesn't work with crappy hitters at the plate.

by ThundaPC on Aug 24, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

What the...
Knock those fuckers in, Joh.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Uncool
This is why I'm so critical of a wildcard-leading team.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd and 3rd with no outs.
AND NOT A FUCKING THING!

FUCK!

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK
that was annoying.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Well...at least the Nats have a 1-0 lead
When shit like this happens I have to go look at other games for succor.

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they had more road courses..it would be
palatable..but going around in circles for 300 laps..not very entertaining..

by areacode206 on Aug 24, 2007 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly
driving should involve both left and right turns, instead of look at me ive been doing this same boring oval loop for 3 hours hooray
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 24, 2007 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

For all the talk about our schedule...
Mariner off-days remaining: 2
Angel off-days remaining: 3

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I still can't believe that Jose Guillen went
first to third on a single to left field.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose's just crazy enough to do shit like that.
Which is why you don't want to piss him off.  

Next he'll try 1st to home on a single to LF.

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Piss Guillen off and he will go
1st to 3rd on your face, bitches!

Jose's crazy!
No seriously, he's got issues.

by mark s @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it...
that this Mickey York clown is Angie Mentink's stunt cock while she's squatting out another child?

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way
Check out Broussard's stats against Millwood.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn
Felix is filthy tonight with his changeup.
I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not...

by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKK
Felix on a K binge
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no crying kids
because kids never do that.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Two-seamer
G'bye Travis.
I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not...

by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKK!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix is filthy tonight
no jinx no jinx no jinx no jinx

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Jerry Owens
narrowly misses robbing David Ortiz of a HR.

Gavin Floyd (FR-ROID?) sucks balls.

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont know if you guys have ever seen fsn detroit
but they use most of the same anchors that fsn northwest uses like capuano,menthink and york.
You may run like Mays but you hit like shit

by houseofprime2 on Aug 24, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah...
I think Felix wants to win this game.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Frijoles

Santana, meet your replacement.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

.....aren't those supposed to be homers?
Now your pull power is gone Jose? Jesus.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Disagree'd
Sexson should go double digits in hits tonight.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he keeps throwin like he is now
 weve got all the offense we need already

by thenatural on Aug 24, 2007 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

8 pitches.
Commence hacking mode!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKK
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Four seamer
Bye Kinsler.
I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not...

by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Somehow I get the feeling

Felix has all the run support he's going to need tonight already.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I
I don't even wanna think about HO in arlington
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 24, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitch Triangulation system down
I hate that.  Seems to go down at the worst times.
I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not...

by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Can good Felix pitch every night?
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I just realized
That good pitchers are pitching their best games against Texas hitters.

by ThundaPC on Aug 24, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. Thought maybe he had #2
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, this right field is a joke
that almost got out.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Good lord what a month.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Raul
Earning his multiple U name tonight.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Aug 24, 2007 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst. Route. Ever.
He should be embarrassed.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

crazy route by Byrd
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Good lord! What was that creature!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Whaddya know
the Texas broadcast neglects to acknowledge player defense.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that guard
Supposed to sit on anyone that interferes with the game?

by ThundaPC on Aug 24, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we do this hitting thing
when it fucking counts?  We are the Arod version of a team...hitting meaningless shit 90% of the time
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

A-Rod close and late:
.346/.426/.712

Scoring position:

.305/.434/.641

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

erm...
arod's WPA contribution via Fangraphs is up to 5.72 on the year, over double the next closest contributor on his team. For comparison, JJ's contribution is up to 4.98. I'd say Arod has hit a few when they counted...

by sammy on Aug 24, 2007 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow
The White Sox sure do suck.

by Dan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Valencia, VALENZUELA?
I could have sworn he just said Valenzuela and not Venezuela.(FSN SW Broadcast)

by PShwa on Aug 24, 2007 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKK
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I heart felix
Even if he didn't accept my Myspace request.

by Dan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if the Rangers
have gone over the video from the Johan Santana 17 K thing.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you *really* love Salty?
You aren't old enough to know what love is.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

All these strikeouts
are chipping away at Felix's CG potential.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

PUSSY HIT
Salty, meet JD Drew, you fuckers.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Get a real hit, Rangers.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

that was annoying
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

So much...
for the historic outing....

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

How was that a homerun?
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK
screwed

by Dan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

crap
that's annoying considering the last batter should've been out.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck that shit
I hate Texas
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA
Game over..we score no more..Felix pitched great but a little mistake here and there and a piss-poor offense performance thus far....lame shit
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

A few innings ago
I thought we coulda locked the game up...then we just piss the game away..and our offense is flat...We better grow some balls and play
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

get a real fucking ballpark
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah
Glad we didn't score those runs at 2nd and 3rd with nobody out.

by ThundaPC on Aug 24, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

F*#KIN SLALLHFLJFHALDIA with that half swing!
Oh and the guy with the home run!
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 24, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.
Get back on that horse, Felix. Take off where you left off. That's only one of the very few bad pitches you've thrown today. Don't let it change you.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Meanwhile...
Our offense wants to see if they can allow Millwood to pitch 13 innings tonight.

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Richie that we're tied.
Twice he had runners on second and third and he's got out both times.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd and 3rd, 0 out
couldn't get one run home.

The baseball God's weren't gonna let us get away with that.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Sexson pops out
at least he swung at the second pitch this time. That's progress.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

So.... Why is Richie still in the lineup?
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

And the offense has disappeared.
BONED!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Lopez
please.....bench him. I can't take much more of this.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The last time we got to within 1 game of the
Angels, we lost 7 in a row.

How about not repeating history, eh Mariners?

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeaaaa.....
So Felix has now thrown more pitches than Millwood....

by ThundaPC on Aug 24, 2007 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix is losing it....
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

screw you for running
that was a DP
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE RUNS PLEASE!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I love
you-ni.

by Dan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Argument with the umpire
Washington: He was safe!
Ump: He was out.
Washington: That's impossible, he hit the ball up the middle!
Ump: And the shortstop fielded the ball and threw to first in time.
Washington: He what?

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, good pitch to swing at
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That's it, keep swinging at the same goddamn
pitch. All 3 were balls.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0 count
oh wait, NVM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

michael young
meet the real best position player in the AL West.
Yu Bet!

by Patrick517 on Aug 24, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see a stolen base here.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

must steal 2nd
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro
should steal here

by Dan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn...
that pitch out was damn near a strike.

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate hit and runs.
That was ball 3.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GUILLEN FURY!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GUILLEN!!!!!!
SHANK HIM, SHANKY!!!!!!!!!!

LEAD REESTABLISHED!!!

Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

SHANK BLOWUP
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

GUILLEN YES YES YES
Whoa he's pissed at that call.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE'S A RUN

Well I guess the aggressive baserunning doesn't always pay off.

Got us the lead back at least.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

i'll take it
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep, made it damn close.
If he had lifted up his arm, he would of been safe.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Replay from 1B side
Shows he slid around it. But I don't blame the ump for calling him out. I probably would have too.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen
3, 2, 1.....1, 2, 3.

What the heck....is bothering me?

by ThundaPC on Aug 24, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

1 run lead in Texas
this could certainly be more comfortable.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Good move there

Pulling back Guillen before he got himself ejected.

I like angry Guillen, I don't like ejected Guillen with 3 innings left to play.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmmmm....
I hope Felix is just out because he's gassed in the heat.

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Slightly OT
You all read Caple's thing on ESPN.com about how ballplayers baby their mitts? A good portion of it was about Guillen.

by sammy on Aug 24, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix out already?
I guess that means Washburn has to go 9 innings when he pitches next.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

interesting
Looks like he got him, but Guillen got awfully mad...

by mary on Aug 24, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Governor time!
:checks for light-hitting infielders:

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking
Awesome slide.  He was safe in my book.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, he was out.
He clearly got tagged on the arm. Actually his arm tagged the glove. He slide into it.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea YUNI!
No cheap hit for you, Brad.

by ThundaPC on Aug 24, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

what a play
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

YuBet...
has been the shit defensively for a while now. Can we stop bashing him for his errors in May now?

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Best player in the american league west
remembers when Rob Neyer was still good.

by Dan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.
Where was that 0-1 pitch, ump???
Dear John: You're a really nice guy, but I don't even want to be friends... New MGR please? KTHXBYE...

by PositivePaul on Aug 24, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

did Sosa get released?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Botts
His gameday pic makes him look like a huge douchebag

by Nick S on Aug 24, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

i don't get it
J Mac.....won't take out Washburn at 84 pitches. But Felix who was dealin tonight...he takes out.
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 24, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

King Awesome
Not gonna get showed up by Yuni.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

is there a reason
I cant see gameday or MLB.tv for the Angels game?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

no, it's not one of those
MLB.com says the game hasn't even started yet, and there is no gameday or anything available for it.

Which might good, since it's 2-0 Angels.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh yeah, maybe youre right
maybe its one of those "if i dont think about it, maybe its not happening" things

by thenatural on Aug 24, 2007 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont think so
hopefully he converts over winterball and gets to become a starter next year... even if he doesnt next year, I think he will be eventually

by thenatural on Aug 24, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I'm hoping
I'd hate to see use misuse him and force him into staying in the bullpen.

In an OOTP league I'm in, Morrow's second in my rotation.

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My gut says no.

They'll probably stretch him out in winter ball for next year....maybe.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

McLaren...
was on KJR the other day and Mitch asked him about Morrow.

He would only say that there are a lot of internal discussions about Morrow's future. Then Mitch pushed him and he said, "Let's just say that Brandon will probably have a new role in the future."

The M's play their cards tighter to the vest than any team in baseball. It's rather annoying.

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That can be both good and bad, I guess
I really, really like Morrow, and I don't see why he shouldn't be given a shot in the rotation.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know
But in the majors, will he ever return to the rotation?
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

more runs please
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooo King Awesome!
That slug should be close to .500 by now.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre!!!
please get him home
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre
okay steal third and home now.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!
RICHIE doin what he does best.....which is ___ fill in the blank.

Choice:
Pop Up
K
Backwards K
soft single
Funk blast

Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 24, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

or
him just sucking. But hey...it can't get much worse can it for him. Can it?
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 24, 2007 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh...
that could be costly.

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck?
Why was Beltre running on that play?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Boy
We're not trying to score runs are we?

by ThundaPC on Aug 24, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, that sucked
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.
That 2B ump really hates the M's, doesn't he.  Looked like he made it back to me...
Since the M's are a playoff team right now, I'm not gonna boo nobody. Not even Johnny Mac. Maybe Bavasi, but no players. I suggest y'all do the same!

by PositivePaul on Aug 24, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HE'S THERE BY 5 FEET!!!
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, there shouldn't of even been a
thought of a play at 2nd. Beltre should of just walked back to 2nd base. No fucking reason to be that far away from the bag on a flyout.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He
was running on the play. So he was in full sprint towards third.
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 24, 2007 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a fat load of bad luck
Sexson lines one right at the RF and the ump blows the call on Beltre. Great.

I fucking hate that right fielder's arm.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

uh ohs...
i don't have a good feeling here

by basebliman on Aug 24, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

go the fuck away Metcalf
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

wow,
rangers playing small-ball?
Yu Bet!

by Patrick517 on Aug 24, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Fast ball or nothing for Morrow
throw the damn split just to show something else.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 24, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a bad feeling here
bad karma with Kinsler and Young coming up.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

bye bye lead
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

shit
throw better, Brandon.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

OH NOHS!
Rick White warming up.
Yu Bet!

by Patrick517 on Aug 24, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops

Meant to say something else here.

He isn't seriously warming up is he?  For a 1 run game in the 9th?  That's not a very funny joke.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, one more
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh thank god!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

AHHHHHH HEARTATTACK
I thought that was a double. Thank you Jose Guillen!

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

RELIEF!!!!
Way to be Brandon
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 24, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

So do Seattle area burger joints
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He
was the man. a fat bald man. but still the man
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 24, 2007 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

millwood still in
please insurance runs to get for make good

by thenatural on Aug 24, 2007 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Our offense is as bi-polar
as we fans are on here.
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Or like in 'China Town'
We're horrible. [Slap]
We're great. [Slap]
We're horrible. [Slap]
We're great. [Slap]
We're horrible. [Slap]
We're great. [Slap]
We're horrible and great! [fan fall down in tears]

by mark s @ Lookout Landing on Aug 24, 2007 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have a bad feeling
Texas does this to me.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Counting today
Adam Jones has one total at-bat in the last 8 games he's appeared in.

by Nick S on Aug 24, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course...
that one game was the only one the M's lost during that stretch.

by Nick S on Aug 24, 2007 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insurance Run Plz
KTHXBYE
Since the M's are a playoff team right now, I'm not gonna boo nobody. Not even Johnny Mac. Maybe Bavasi, but no players. I suggest y'all do the same!

by PositivePaul on Aug 24, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez made the all-star team last season
this gets funnier with every Lopez AB.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ughh
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

a couple lefties with decent pop
coming up for Texas.

go away bad feeling!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.
That Nelson Cruz dude has killed the M's, even since his days in AAA.  He singlehandedly killed the R's in the 2005 PCL Championship.  Okay, he had help from Corey Hart and others.  At least Corco and I had a blast joining the "Knox -- YOU'RE OUT!" chants from behind home plate...
Since the M's are a playoff team right now, I'm not gonna boo nobody. Not even Johnny Mac. Maybe Bavasi, but no players. I suggest y'all do the same!

by PositivePaul on Aug 24, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahahahaha

Now I know why Dave Samson and a lot of other clubs hate Ichiro with a passion.

Stuff like that has gotta be sooooo annoying.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro...
was looking at Young taunting him as he was legging that one out.

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA CRUZ!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA SUCK IT CRUZ!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

VIDRO!!
AHAHAHA, Great catch negated.

by ThundaPC on Aug 24, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Turbo!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA
JINX JINX JINX

I jinxed Cruz!!!!

WOOO!  Turbo!!!!

Since the M's are a playoff team right now, I'm not gonna boo nobody. Not even Johnny Mac. Maybe Bavasi, but no players. I suggest y'all do the same!

by PositivePaul on Aug 24, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Mariners. I have to go to work in 15
minutes. Hurry up and win this thing!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ will help you out
im not so sure about the rangers bullpen though...

by deacvision7 on Aug 24, 2007 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That "Hurry up and win this thing"...
...reminds me of Star Wars:

"Great shot, kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"

Which, of course, reminds me of an earlier line:

"Luke -- you think you'll be able to pull out in time???"

//while flying his X-wing (and with others flying Y-wings) into a big huge orb-shaped body.  Hmmmm....

Since the M's are a playoff team right now, I'm not gonna boo nobody. Not even Johnny Mac. Maybe Bavasi, but no players. I suggest y'all do the same!

by PositivePaul on Aug 24, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

millwood pitched well..but
plays for a sucky team..heh..

by areacode206 on Aug 24, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Millwood with a Livan Hernandez-type performance
Tons of pitches, an ass-ton of balls in play, tons of hits but only a few runs

by Nick S on Aug 24, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

the Yanks/Tigers game is just starting
it's 11 PM there,lol
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon guillen get on
so the kid can hit.
You may run like Mays but you hit like shit

by houseofprime2 on Aug 24, 2007 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

My fantasy team:
Sheds a tear...

:*-(

Since the M's are a playoff team right now, I'm not gonna boo nobody. Not even Johnny Mac. Maybe Bavasi, but no players. I suggest y'all do the same!

by PositivePaul on Aug 24, 2007 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on Jose
do it for the high-socks lovers

by thenatural on Aug 24, 2007 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

So that Maroon 5 song...
that the were playing reminded me of Mitch in the morning this week talking about the lead singer and Maria Sharapova.

I guess Maria is just god awful in bed.

What a disappointment.

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Micah Owings homered again
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha saw that. BEAST!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder
if they'd ever consider letting him play a game in left or right, they probably won't try that in the middle of the pennant race, but maybe if they were struggling.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 hits?

I don't think he pitched so well, he's lucky he only gave up 4 runs.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

1 down
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

K! 2 down!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

filth

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Aug 24, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

not messing around
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

is the split back??
it's looking good
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That splitter is amazing

I've seen it a hundred times and it still amazes me to see such an utterly perfect out pitch.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

whatevs
JJ wants another K anyway...

by deacvision7 on Aug 24, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

How can a team...
with Vernon Wells, Alex Rios, Frank Thomas, and Troy Glaus in the lineup be so inept offensively?

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOO
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Putz 4 Hall!
1-2-3 inning . . . what else is new?
Yu Bet!

by Patrick517 on Aug 24, 2007 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Putz WOOOO!
Let's go Blue Jays, Let's go Tigers!

TWENTY GAMES OVER .500!

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ballgame!!
this season is fucking awesome.

a W for the King!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Another win!
We got the finest smoke and mirrors available!

by Paytheline on Aug 24, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

GAME!

btw Simms, that's save #37 not 36 dummy.

JJ looked a lot more like his old self tonight.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

"When the M's have clutch hitting
"They win."

Excellent analysis.

Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats all
she wrote. Now how about the Angels lose the Tigers Win and the M's just wang chung tonight.
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 24, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 Tigers!!!
no regression for maggs!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

detroit up 2-0
maggs 2 run shot

ah, scoreboard watching

by Eldukey on Aug 24, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

T.th.t..t.th.. what is going on here?
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking News
(AP) John Olerud sucks.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog.

by Ben in Va on Aug 24, 2007 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

so whens the last time somebody other then
ichiro led off?
You may run like Mays but you hit like shit

by houseofprime2 on Aug 24, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I think in 2004
Melvin had Ichiro bat 3rd and Winn lead-off.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember Lou doing that back in 2002
I think it was short lived and by the beginning of June he was back in the leadoff spot.

I can't remember why Bo-Mel tried it. I have blacked out memories of the 2004 season.

by Ben in Va on Aug 24, 2007 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The blue jays are worthless
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

mclaren said yuni and ichiro will sit
You may run like Mays but you hit like shit

by houseofprime2 on Aug 24, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah
Because we don't need any more offense with Horacio on the mound!

Jones leading off you think?  Or Willie?

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 24, 2007 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

annoying single
for the Wizard.

3-0 Angels, this one is probably over.

3-2 Yankees bot 3.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

We're not getting first place tonight.
Thanks Toronto, fucking canadians.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Hill needs to homer
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Die in a fire Zaun.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I already said that
you can only die in a fire once :(
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So still 1 back
That's fine. Can't expect the Angels to lose all to the Jays.

by phil333 on Aug 24, 2007 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

You got that right.
When's the last time the Jays had to go through a war?

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 24, 2007 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would the Manager let Zaun bat?
I'm not to familiar with the Jays bench...but someone has to be better than Greg Zaun.
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 24, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm
No one hits better than .229? With atleast some power? That is sad.
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 24, 2007 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's raining
Fuck fuck finish this half inning get it official.

by phil333 on Aug 24, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So Tomorrow...

Road HoRam vs McCarthy in a homerun park

And for the Angels/BJ's....

Lackey vs Marcum

....fuck?

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

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