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8/24: Open Game Thread

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BEWILDERED UPDATE: evidently John McLaren's idea of giving the regulars rest is to field the exact same lineup every day.

First Pitch: 5:35pm PDT

                   

Ichiro CF Catalanotto LF Vidro DH Kinsler 2B Guillen RF Young "SS" Zombie Shakespeare "LF" Byrd CF Beltre 3B Wilkerson 1B Sexson 1B Botts DH Johjima C Saltalamacchia C Lopez 2B Murphy RF Betancourt SS Metcalf 3B ---------- ----------

Hernandez (9-6, 3.94)       Millwood (8-10, 5.39)

That didn't take long:

Reliever Mark Lowe has experienced soreness in his surgically repaired elbow while pitching for Tacoma and has been "slowed down," McLaren said.

I guess there are some important baseball games today. Kinda hard to keep track though, y'know?

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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We all knew / know he's up against
some long odds considering the procedure he had done.
"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GREAT!
If he has to end his very promising career because of this darn elbow injury, I'm going to go McCrazypants.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No, I haven't actually.
I'm not like you.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not you, Thingray.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My therapy tonight will be
Ice cold Snoqualmie Ridge Hefeweizen.

Extreme boredom at work is a hell of a thing Will.

"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, if Felix wins tonight.
He'll be our second starter to win ten games, and then if the Washburnator wins tomorrow he'll be the third SP to win ten games on our team, this year. That doesn't happen very often, does it?
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Really, when's the last time it did?
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A year is a pretty long time,
my friend.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<awkward pause>
<shakes head>
<awkward pause>
<walks off>

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<walks back>
Boston did it this year like a month ago.
<walks off again>

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A month is a pretty long time...
if you have the lifespan of a mayfly.

by PDXTai on Aug 24, 2007 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the interests of efficiency...
Wouldn't it be easier if Will just changed his signature to "John Olerud sucked"? Think of all the wear and tear on keyboards it would save.

by PDXTai on Aug 24, 2007 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I programmed a macro
so that I just hit F9

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh god
If this was true I would die laughing

by Robert on Aug 24, 2007 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We would've done it every year

If Olerud didn't suck so much.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball-Reference is your friend.
Hell, it's already happened for the Red Sox, Indians, A's, Mets, Cubs, and Brewers in 2007.

by Jeff on Aug 24, 2007 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if only...
John Olerud's BR page was up for sponsership, I'd buy it, write "John Olerud sucks" and then come back here and post that even BR isn't CO's friend. Then I'd laugh.

alas...

<shakes fist>
damn you marinerds!

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you guys misunderstood
me. I mean the last time pitchers won their tenth game on back to back days. Not three pitchers with ten wins on one team. Of course I know that happens a lot!
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh
well that's just meaningless.

by Jeff on Aug 24, 2007 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps it was an African swallow...
"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But, it'd be interesting to find out.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't have the time to look that up
but did you know that on April 3rd, 2007, Julio Mateo recorded a win and by doing so, he and Felix both won their first game of the year on back to back days?

creepy huh?

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Posts like these just prove to me
that the John Olerud sucks comments have no end in sight..

by seattlesundevil on Aug 24, 2007 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

man, just looked at milb
Lowe has sucked in the 3IP he's gotten since he returned.

The good news is that he's pretty much barely thrown at all this year. So if this is just normal soreness rather than surgery didn't take soreness, he should be pretty fresh next year.

If not... Hello Brandon Morrow, it's nice to see you in the bullpen for the next non-ice age eon.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe I'm saying this...
but I'm actually starting to feel bad for Willie Ballgame, not to mention Broussard and Jones.  McLaren really takes the phrase "riding the pine" to its farthest extreme.
Still not making fun of Willie.

by carcinogen on Aug 24, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Riding the pine"?
More like "Humping the pine" mirite?
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What they do on the pine is their business

It gets lonely over there....and men have needs.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This lineup better all be waering batting gloves
why you ask?

BECUZ DEY HAS TEH HOT HANDZ!

<long pause>






come on weekend, 20 min to go

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND
HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND kill me HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 24, 2007 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BLAM!!
(sound of tootthekazoo hitting the floor)

Better now?

"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

much
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 24, 2007 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Happy to help.
"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coachitis?
Is that a BTD (Blogally Transmissable Disease)?

by Ben in Va on Aug 24, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So
A dude told A-Rod he'd give him $1,000 if he hit a homer.  And when he did, he didn't have the money?

I guess that's cool, FSN.

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You must have a TV feed.
"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

John Olerud
is a .231 lifetime hitter against Millwood.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Which means....
(all together now)

JOHN OLERUD SUCKED!

"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pardon my French
But John McLaren is a DIPSHIT.

by tait644 on Aug 24, 2007 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's pardoned.
Game thread emotion. Nuff said.
"Two ice creams today bitches..."

by Thingray on Aug 24, 2007 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

McLaren on Felix:
"Um, um... he's got some youth..."
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dipshit is french?
Or is John McClaren french?

by Slica on Aug 24, 2007 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saltalamacchia
Sounds like something Beavis would say while he's the Great Cornhoolio.
I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not...

by TIF on Aug 24, 2007 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously on Olerud, I think after Lou Gehrig
he's my favorite 1b of all time.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, that weird start that
I was talking about, the one where two pitchers on the same team won their tenth game on back to back games hasn't happened this year. I guess I showed you guys.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 24, 2007 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you ever see that Seinfeld episode
where George does the exact opposite of what his intuition tells him to do?

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have not
what ever happened to that guy, I know he played a small part in Shallow Hal, but that guy was pure comedic genius, he should've been in tons of stuff after that.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's living in a van down by the river

Shooting heroin into his scrotum with John Olerud.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who cares
That's a ridiculous stat.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is still a useless stat
Does it tell you anything about anyone? Maybe it is the final proof of how Olerud sucks...
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by rlintott on Aug 24, 2007 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm waiting for the game to start
but I'll tell you what I'm not doing to kill the time.

I'm not watching ESPN's New York Yankee television show.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

omg
I actually stopped the remote on Fox News, and watched the last three minutes of the O'Reilly Factor.

What garbage. It's the type of show that I always hear about, and never watch... now I know why.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Damn that is a really tough one.....

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

aka Dutch?
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by rlintott on Aug 24, 2007 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Die Fliegende Hollander?
only cool because it sounds badass in German
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by rlintott on Aug 24, 2007 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha
my roomated was in new Amsterdam, and I was thinking for an hour of what they were called, I thought of Netherlandish, Nethish, Netherish, Hollish, Hollanders, Amsterdites, etc. Took me a whole hour to think Dutch.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking...
Andruw Jones' son or brother.

A distant cousin of Wlad.

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn
you're right, he could be anything, any mix of caucasian with a tan, part black, part hispanic, part asian, part arabic
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rangers in the their ST uniforms???
stop copying us.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aren't we
the only team that's done that in the history of the universe?
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro on his hit 5 game hit streak
He still has looked terrible in those 12 at bats he doesn't have hits
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't stand uniforms that don't
show the player's name on the back.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kinsler: 0 errors in last 28 games
Kinsler: 0 balls reached in last 28 games

by Jeff on Aug 24, 2007 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GONE!
JOSE GUILLEN
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GUILLEN!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHANK BLAST!!
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHANK BLAST!
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by rlintott on Aug 24, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!
Shank Blasts are the best!

by Bender on Aug 24, 2007 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GUILLEN!!!!!!!!
he knew it.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Millwood OWNED
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Guillen had hit that, rather than Raul
I would be eternally giddy and amused.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

That couldn't have felt good.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yanks and Tigers in a rain delay.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wooo King Awesome!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 5:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre smoked that one
so much for Kevin Millwood's career

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 5:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PH BROUSARD!
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 5:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How many of you would take
Millwood and his whole contract at this point?  I'd consider it, if it meant not having HoRam.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pass
but that's just gut reaction

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just curious
is he bad this year?  or just unlucky/injured?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

both
his walks are way off and his strikeout rate is down for the 4th straight year.

I pass w/o a 2nd thought now.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping back in July that we'd trade
for him. And considering the FA market, he might be an option this winter (although I'd love to go after Prior or Clement on the cheap).

That said, he doesn't look good so far tonight.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

There are cheaper, better options available.  Like Tomko for instance.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Err

Didn't mean to say Tomko is a better pitcher than Millwood, but he's a lot better than HoRam and we can probably get him for nothing so he'd be a better option.

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah
I thought you meant that Tomko > Millwood.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not better
cheaper, but not better.  Didn't say go after him, or dont go after Tomko, just curious as to what people think of Millwood.  Man, I wish we could dump Richie for him.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brett Tomko isn't good.
He only makes sense in a he-isn't-Horacio kind of way.

by Jeff on Aug 24, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

which is really funny if you've read:
this

David Wells might be old, broken-down, and expensive, but there is one stat he's off the charts on - his NBT ranking is 112,073%! The NBT, of course, is "Not Brett Tomko". If Wells is pitching for the Blue on Sunday night, that means Brett Tomko is not pitching for the Blue on Sunday night. Considering that at this point, I'd take Dave Dravecky over Tomko (what, too soon?), this is a huge bonus.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should've bunted :(
pre-emptive comment for the impending out Richie will make.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess I would
if I wanted a fat piece of Texas trash.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sexson's called strike one was a ball.
Gameday sez so.

Ha!  And then the next one, called a ball, was a clear strike.

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gameday way off
pitch 2 was clearly a ball

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunno how that could be.
Pitch FX is a damn accurate program, dude.

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone relay this message to Geoff Baker
Brings up Richie's awesomeness in August and September every goddamn day now. Man, I like Baker for the most part, but, geez....
"Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?" - Dr. Venture

by Eegah on Aug 24, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but, but
He hit a big homerun last week!

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not necessarily Baker's personal opinion
he's just letting us know what the organization thinks.

by Jeff on Aug 24, 2007 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least it wasn't a double play
See?  There's always a positive side to even the crappiest of things.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Biiiiiig Suckie!
Way to go Richie.  You fucking SUCK and I hope you realize it every time you look in the mirror and every time you close your eyes.  

You suck worse than Bloomquist.

by Bender on Aug 24, 2007 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Willie Mantooth
is a saint!
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by rlintott on Aug 24, 2007 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have less confidence in Felix in Texas than
I did Weaver....
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I blame that leadoff single on Richie
He makes bad things happen
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh-oh, it's their ALL UNIVERSE second baseman
Aaaaand he grounds out on the first pitch.

by Graham on Aug 24, 2007 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ian Kinsler
has the potential to hit 30 homeruns.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 5:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whatever happened to that hot pitching prospect
You know, the guy with the bets stuff ever who was going to come up and dominate?

I think his name was Ferris or something like that.  What ever happened to that guy?

by Bender on Aug 24, 2007 5:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know..
Ferris of franklin or felix or something like that.  You know the big venesuelan kid who DIDN'T SUCK, like this guy who is pitching now.

by Bender on Aug 24, 2007 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So....
He gives up one hit, a one hopper back to the mound and a K and he sucks?

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bueller? He took the day off.
I'm sorry, that was terrible.
"Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?" - Dr. Venture

by Eegah on Aug 24, 2007 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Millwood's only thrown 110+ once
because he's been sucking most of the season, not because he's not a horse
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 24, 2007 5:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The strike zone
looks like it will be pretty shady tonight.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 24, 2007 5:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No way, I love Joe's Tracer
Joe's Tracer makes me feel lucky when we get a call in our favor that goes against it.

And when a call goes against the Mariners and J.T., I get to believe that the umpires have it out for us.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K!..that was nice!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Everytime Michael Young strikes out
an angel loses its wings.  True story.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man
just imagine what someone who isn't The Best Position Player In The American League West would've done there.

by Jeff on Aug 24, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow felix is good
he just struck out the best position player in the whole al west!!

by seattlebruin on Aug 24, 2007 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well done Felix.
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll take 9 oh those, please!
and 30 more of the set every 5 days for the next 15 years!

by mark s on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh
I forgot Texas Rangers offense sucks.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's looking good.
Just as long as he doesn't get rattled when the ump inevitably squeezes him.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 24, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gas prices? What gas prices?
It's as if the last four years never happened.

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In fairness,
It is the best gas mileage ever seen in a Hummer. Still stupid, I know.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The bottom of the screen read:
"But unfortunately... no gas tank.  So we cut holes through the floor so you can't roll along the Flinstones way."

Or something like that.

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*can
God, that was lame.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

7 strikes, 4 balls, 1 K, 1 GO, 0 FO,
And offspeed pitches make an appearance in the first inning. More of this please, King.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jim Knox is balding.
He has less hair than the girls he stalks.

by Jeff on Aug 24, 2007 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

they keep getting younger and younger
i mean the high schoolers were bad, but that girl was like 2 or 3

by thenatural on Aug 24, 2007 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahh..WTF Kenji?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kenji!!!
Wow, Millwood is toast tonight.

by Graham on Aug 24, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Joh!!!
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cal Ripken Jr.
streak of 47 consecutive birthdays intact

by Jeff on Aug 24, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Joh
Tryin to go opposite field.

by ThundaPC on Aug 24, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man this offense is cruising.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man...
these guys rule.

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Should of bunted.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed
Why do people look at me funny when I tell them Carl Everett did more for the M's than Griffey ever did?

by RED29 on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

J-Lo is worthless...I dont
care for him much... FREE NICK GREEN!
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FREE A-CAB!!
Oh, fuck.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eff it
Free Bloomquist.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nick Green has gone batshit crazy in August
his OPS is close to .900 or something right now.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if he'll
Be a September call up. Probably less likely now that the roster is completely full. All I can say is, it can't hurt when the roster expands.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Michael Young plays defense
like one of those tunnel holes in miniature golf that sends the ball from an elevated location down to the green.

by Jeff on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHUT UP
HE'S AWESOME U DONT KNO WHAT UR TLAKING ABOUT.

by Graham on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jose Lopez
man I miss the days of:
<strike>Bret Boone</strike>
<strike>Joey Cora</strike>
<strike>Rich Amaral</strike>
Harold Reynolds.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Argh.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ughh..
its gonna be like this huh?
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God dammit, guys
You have to get that run home.

by Graham on Aug 24, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

didnt they give us shit for wearing ST unis
yesterday? well theirs look shitty too, but they dont say anything about it

by thenatural on Aug 24, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To their credit
They ripped on their own jerseys today.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, they did.
Pretty early on, too.

by Jeff on Aug 24, 2007 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhh fuck
im a retard... disregard (anything I have to say)

by thenatural on Aug 24, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Jeff, noticed that Ibanez is now...
..."Zombie Shakespeare."  Excellent move.

And you cannot stop Ichiro.

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Except when you strike him out...
...or get him to pop up or ground out.

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro...
How can one person be so cool?

by PLU Tim on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh!
I forgot we had Ichiro. Yay Ichiro!

by Graham on Aug 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!
These Texas pitchers are spoiling us.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro!
Turing it up for the pennant race. Good to see.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 24, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok FSN
please stop with the work it out commercial. It's really getting on my nerves.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No way
Then there's the awful Red Hook commercial, or "Tried rehab? It didn't work? Try our rehab center!" rubbish.

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

argh!
I totally faked him out like it was a walk off grand slam. Dude bought me a red hook for my effort. Nice guy, but I think he was copying me too...

<cue slurring Pat O'Day>
are youa drunk?!? wanna stop? why?! come drink with me!!! we'll get hammered and kill some hookers.
<cue static>

okay, the second one is just always how I hear that commercial. I'm sure it's quite different in reality.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"i was tricking copycat boy...
into thinking he just saw a walkoff slam!"

by basebliman on Aug 24, 2007 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

UGH
I absolutely loathe that commercial. Does that ever actually happen? Who really needs to be cued to know how or when to cheer?

... except for, you know, 90% of the fans at Safeco...

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's harsh
Depth-perception isn't my strong suit.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True, those two are terribly annoying.
But I can just tune them out for some reason.  

Anyone know anything about that rehab center thing?  Is it a quackworks or something?

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who knows?
I've heard they get you drunk one last time and then put epikak syrup in your drink so you get sicker than you ever have in your life and do something like that for the next 2 weeks so you don't want to ever think about drinking again. I could be wrong, but that's what I've heard.

by basebliman on Aug 24, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question
I see first basemen always catching a ball tossed to  them from the dugout after an inning, then throw the ball from that ended the inning into the stands.

Why can't they just toss the ball into the stands and go and sit down?  Why?!

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well
The way I figure, some of those balls are thrown very poorly.  But the rest of them are good, so if you take out the poor ones practically all of them are good.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha
it must suck to be jason botts right now

by seattlebruin on Aug 24, 2007 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GOOD FELIX
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yayyyyyy

It's happy Felix!

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha
no fucking chance.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K! nasty!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice swing, Salty
that was literally at your shoetops

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm

I'm pretty sure there's like 3 z's and 4 q's in there too, and I swear I saw a 2 and an upside down question mark in there somewhere....

by Notor on Aug 24, 2007 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Five
Six if you count the first name.

by Jeff on Aug 24, 2007 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would be cooler if he put them all at the front
"Batting sixth, catcher Jarrod Aaaaasltlmcchi."

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

looks like we may be seeing the king version
of felix tonite.
You may run like Mays but you hit like shit

by houseofprime2 on Aug 24, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KATA'd!
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great shot
Of contetly amused McLaren there...
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by rlintott on Aug 24, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kata'd?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Another one
What savage-ass kind of baserunning was that???!?
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guillen!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AGGRESSIVE BASERUNNING
WOW
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guillen!!
Shank hustle!!!
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love GUillen's fist pump
like he caused that... shank fist pump
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by rlintott on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you shitting me?!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow Guillen
Right out of the Angels playbook.

by ThundaPC on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ibanez's nickname has evolved so much...
...that nobody on the outside would have a chance of understanding it now.  I love that.

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LL:
Not good for newbies.

by Jeff on Aug 24, 2007 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I first started reading LL srsly...
...I found my way to the LL Wiki and edumacated myself.  Many mysteries were explained by that invaluable storehouse of lore.

by esoteric on Aug 24, 2007 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY
Guillen needs his own funk blast graphic.  NAO
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow great hustle!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol
aggressive baserunning.
I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not...

by TIF on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like that play
alertness by Raul too

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I never seen that happen ever.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.
Guillen is like our best baserunner ever.

by JLC on Aug 24, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

uh-oh
King Awesome didn't get run home...

we're boned.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow were only 3 games off of having the best
record in baseball, freakin incredible.
You may run like Mays but you hit like shit

by houseofprime2 on Aug 24, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if the mariners somehow get the best record
in all of baseball... will national reporters start addressing the team with more than a "not to take anything away from Seattle but NY will pass them for the wildcard" ??

by mary on Aug 24, 2007 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Seattle wins the WS
the media will start talking about how, "Not to take anything away from the Mariners, but NY is likely to win the title in 2008."

by Katal LM on Aug 24, 2007 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

umm yeah
you guys better score here
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 24, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Long fly ball please.
It's our best hope at this point.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 24, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs