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Tiny by Jeff on in Regular News Comment 867 comments

First Pitch: 5:35pm PDT

                   

Ichiro CF Catalanotto LF Vidro DH Wilkerson 1B Guillen RF Young "SS" Ibanez Reanimated Corpse Botts DH Beltre 3B Cruz RF Sexson 1B Saltaladhfaksjdfhalksjdfh C Johjima C Murphy CF Lopez 2B Metcalf 3B Betancourt SS Vazquez 2B ---------- ----------

Weaver (5-10, 5.57)         Loe (6-9, 5.56)

Why, I think this calls for another Texas Rangers Middle Infield Update!

Kinsler: .752 OPS, .665 road OPS, -21 UZR (as of a month ago), .826 current range
Young: .776 OPS, .717 road OPS, -17 UZR, .809 current range

Using the trusty RARP + UZR formula, Ian Kinsler is worth +0.5 runs above a replacement-level player over 150 games. Michael Young is at +8.1. For the sake of comparison, Jose Lopez is at +10.6 - terrible offense and all - and Yuniesky Betancourt's at +1.0.

Our second baseman can't hit and our shortstop derives some kind of sick satisfaction from throwing the ball into the dugout, yet we still have the better combo. And we won't be paying either of them $16m a year until they turn 37.

I keep thinking this is going to get old but it never does. In Mitch Hedberg's world, it's like the complete opposite of pancakes.

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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Mitch Hedberg.
Comedic genius. Rest in peace dude.
"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 12:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait what
Mitch Hedberg died?

by Dylan on Aug 23, 2007 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep:
"Late in the evening on March 29, 2005, Hedberg was found dead by his wife in his room at the upscale Westminster Hotel in Livingston, New Jersey. In May 2005 the New Jersey medical examiner's office reported "multiple drug toxicity," including cocaine and heroin, as the official cause of death."
"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mitch Hedberg did drugs?!?!
Dean! Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum? You can tell me! I'm hip! -Dr. Venture

by PetRock on Aug 23, 2007 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that was pretty obvious.
Kind of like Belushi or Farley...
"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus
I saw him on Comedy Central like a month ago.  Too bad they didn't have an "Encore Performance.  This Guy Is Dead" screen graphic.

by Dylan on Aug 23, 2007 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saw him live once, a few months before.
I'm really glad I got to do that.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm extremely jealous Jeff...
That must have been a great show.
"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Demetri Martin
is probably the only guy I'd rather see in person.  Hedberg would've been amazing.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got to see
Hedberg, Dave Attell, and Lewis Black one show. All very different, yet all hilarious. My sides hurt after that show from laughing

by DCMariner on Aug 23, 2007 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I link to this every time Mitch comes up
but this is a really good post, and it's written by a guy who rocks.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So did I

I saw him at the underground a few months before he died, the guy was hilarious.

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer"

RIP man.

by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it just me
or do we have a Mitch Hedberg discussion here like every 10 days or so?

I'm not dissing Mitch or anything, and it's great that so many people liked his work (myself included). I just find it slightly weird.

by Matthew on Aug 23, 2007 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least every few months.
There are worse topics of conversation...
"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit" Mitch Hedberg

by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weak middle infield defense?
You know what this means: more multi hit games for Turbo!

by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You'll never see a temporarily out of service sign
for an escalator, just a sign that says escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.

by TyranT on Aug 23, 2007 12:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or the one about blocking the fire exit....
"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes
I was in a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said "You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

by thenatural on Aug 23, 2007 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly!!
That guy sure was funny, too bad he's gone.
"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mitch Hedberg on Golf
I'm not good at golf, I never got good. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying.

What's the par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an asshole

by Nadingo on Aug 23, 2007 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Semi-creepy
I DL'd a pair of Hedberg's albums last night.

No joke.

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I may steal that line
(or one of his others) to use as my sig.
"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once I saw a wino...
eating grapes. I said, "Dude, you have to wait."

R.I.P. Mitch

Still not making fun of Willie.

by carcinogen on Aug 23, 2007 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I once smoked fake pot...
with Peter Frampton.  That was cool...almost as cool as smoking real pot with a guy that looks like Peter Frampton.  I've done that way more.
Still not making fun of Willie.

by carcinogen on Aug 23, 2007 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Fuck you Peter Frampton,
I ain't got shit to say to you!"
"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit" Mitch Hedberg

by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Banana's are the opposite of traffic lights

A green banana means stop, not ready.
A yellow banana means go ahead and eat me
A red banana means....whoa where the fuck did you get that banana?

by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Today's fun fact:
In his last 46 games (178 plate appearances), Reggie Willits is batting .226/.326/.243. His BB/K of 0.54 is down substantially from the 1.24 it was beforehand.

Figured. Out.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 12:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can imagine the scouting report:
"Throw his strikes and he's powerless!"

by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're coming to get you, Anaheim!
Your smoke and mirrors can only last for so long!

Signed,
Fans of team who has puffier smoke and shinier mirrors

by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cosigned:
Our veterans who have been through the wars and our team chemistry.

by PDXTai on Aug 23, 2007 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now if only
Chone would follow suit and play to his ability

by thenatural on Aug 23, 2007 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or, even better
To his mother's spelling ability.

by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw you Chone.
You're not cool, your parents just couldn't figure out how to spell your name correctly.

Asshat.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My friends decided a long time ago...
That we'll never call him Sean or Shawn. It's Chone. Pronounced Ch-o-ne.
Horacio Ramirez is God's gift to whoever the Mariners happen to be playing.

by SethGrandpa on Aug 23, 2007 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's how I pronounce it as well.
"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tigers lose
And now they get the Yankees for four days. Their Wild Card aspirations appear to be finished.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Mariners outliving the Tigers
in the playoff hunt.  Who would have thunk.  Not me.

by chrisisasavage on Aug 23, 2007 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're not done yet
I refuse to believe that a team like the Tigers is going to keep struggling like this. I think they'll stick around. Though if they are 6 or more games back by Sept, yeah, they are probably done.

by vkut79 on Aug 23, 2007 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're only 2.5 back of the Indians.
Besides, here's hoping they spring to life and win the series against New York.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're still in it

If they drop another game today I think they're pretty much out of the wildcard race, but they could still beat the Indians.

by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Their pitching just turned to shit once June
hit.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at their staff
Andrew Miller forced into action, AAAA table scraps at the bottom... used to be they could count on soft tossing crapslingers like Maroth and Robertson to hold down the bottom of the rotation, now Robertson's their #2-3 and Maroth's in St Louis.  Camerakiller can't stay healthy, Zumaya and Rodney are/were hurt, the only guy that can stay healthy is Todd freaking Jones, who is the white handlebar moustached version of Eddie... they USED TO have a good pitching staff.

by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

plus their hitters way overachieved in the first
half and came back to earth after the break.

by Matthew on Aug 23, 2007 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Way
the Tigers are dropping like flies because they went with too many Rookies, and not enough war tested veterans.... take out Miller and Maybin and they'd be leading the division!!!!!!!! </mariner m.o.>

by MfaninAlaska on Aug 23, 2007 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are the last line of defense
from a BOS/NYY post season. We are truly doing god's work right now

by Robert on Aug 23, 2007 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol!
Well said.

by vkut79 on Aug 23, 2007 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So if the Mariners end up winning the wildcard
over the Yankees, do you think they will be celebrated as heroes? Because they should.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Red should be celebrated as a hero.
If we make the playoffs, he has to be creited for bringing the necessary mojo to the team.
"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit" Mitch Hedberg

by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

s/b "credited"
"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit" Mitch Hedberg

by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And throw in the fact
That Sheffield is questionable due to his shoulder issues.

by ThundaPC on Aug 23, 2007 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jarrod Saltalamacchia
anagrams to...

A Armada Charcoal Jilts

well, that was my favorite

This is me not lurking.

by PhilKenSebben on Aug 23, 2007 2:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Beer!
oh wait, I'm supposed to be rooting for the Mariners.

by chrisisasavage on Aug 23, 2007 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the best beer
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 23, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rogue!
Their Shakespeare Stout is my reigning-favorite stout.

by chaney on Aug 23, 2007 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my god.
Hazelnut Brown Nectar. It's like drinking alcoholic cake. But not in a malt beverage sort of way.

It's great with hazelnut/chocolate Whole Soy frozen yogurt, too, by the way.

by acblue on Aug 23, 2007 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So...
when you make a mistake and forget to hit "Reply to This", you can't edit or delete anything?

</attempt to make myself look less like an idiot>

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope. It goes into the annals as a screwup.
Forever and ever.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Aug 23, 2007 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well then
get used to seeing me reply to myself.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's really great...
Is that, while no one seems to be mentioning it because just a playoff spot is more important, the M's are only 3.5 games out of having the best record in baseball. It would be the most hilariously great thing ever if the M's finished on top. Baseball "experts'" and media outlets' heads would explode.
Horacio Ramirez is God's gift to whoever the Mariners happen to be playing.

by SethGrandpa on Aug 23, 2007 3:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

True
Horacio Ramirez is God's gift to whoever the Mariners happen to be playing.

by SethGrandpa on Aug 23, 2007 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

After our heads exploded
We'd ask for another bar of chocolate. Or, in this case, we'd complain how McLaren cost us the opportunity to set the record for longest winning streak in a season. Then we'd want more chocolate that we could shove down our severed neck.

by PDXTai on Aug 23, 2007 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen
Post-Modern President's Cup Axiom:  The pro sports team with the best regular season record in the league rarely, if ever, becomes the actual world champion at their respective sport.

by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But then if they lose in the playoffs
ESPN and such will talk about how they couldn't "Handle the pressure" and "The Yankees are the best team in the MLB because they've won 26 World Series'"
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 23, 2007 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Knowing how shitty ESPN is,
they'd give us our ten seconds, then move on to the AL East.  Or the ever-popular Vick indictment! YAY!
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 3:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See?
I didn't hit reply.

I'm done.

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I use Reply to This so often
that I get confused when I want to post a regular comment.

by Llewdor on Aug 23, 2007 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN
ESPN is no longer carrying any of the baseball playoffs, so once the regular season ends, ESPN will only cover college football and the NFL.  

by G_ on Aug 23, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fox is pretty ECB too, though.
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 23, 2007 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those UZR numbers...
Do they adjust for Texas' notoriously fast infield?

by chaney on Aug 23, 2007 4:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well played.
"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit" Mitch Hedberg

by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN
is running down their "Top 10 Blowouts".

I hate to bring it up, but my first thought was of the Indians game a few years back.

I'm just glad it wasn't technically a blowout, because now I don't have to watch it. :)

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is odd:
Weaver (5-10, 5.57)         Loe (6-9, 5.56)

Almost identical.

"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit" Mitch Hedberg

by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wells---> Dodgers
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahh it's veterans day again!!

It's kinda like groundhogs day a la Bill Murray except no matter how many times we repeat it we'll never do it right.

by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As much as this might sound like heresy
As long as we keep winning, I am growing less and less irritated by seeing the same lineup. Yes, it's completely ridiculous on many levels, but what the hell. With slightly more than a month left in the season, we're a playoff team. I've stopped worrying about the "how" and "why," and instead I'm just focusing on the "what."

by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

exhaust your every day players.
Yep, thats the ticket to wins and playoffs.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 23, 2007 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm done complaining for a different reason:
it isn't going to change, so why bother?

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is also certainly high on my list of reasons
I actually agree with both of you. Like I said, this "same lineup every day" thing is flat-out ridiculous, but I'm just tired of bitching about it.

by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.
I think all of our opinions are pretty well known by now.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Send him down
for a week and then call him back up?

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 23, 2007 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn't it be better
to send him to Iraq for a week? Then he'll be a veteran who's been through the wars. He can stay in a nuclear bunker the whole time, come back and be the starting left fielder for the rest of the season.

by PDXTai on Aug 23, 2007 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Send him back down to do what?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For like a week? It's not gonna make any
difference. Might as well just keep him up here.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah,
we need a jason ellison right now...
Yu Bet!

by Patrick517 on Aug 24, 2007 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are using him.
In the ninth inning.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone know about the results of Figgin's injury?
The results were supposed to be in today.

by vkut79 on Aug 23, 2007 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No structural damage
to the Annoying Collateral Ligament

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah, McLaren.
It's real smart to play a guy who's hitting .201/.293/.412/.705 against right handed pitchers, at first base than somebody who's hitting .285/.335/.465/.801 against righties, did you graduate from Princeton or something?
My name is Matt Foley. I am 35 years old, I am divorced and I live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by Coach Owens on Aug 23, 2007 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND
HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND kill me HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND

by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 quick groundouts
What a huge surprise.

by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's probably bewildering to him
how his team can have the 3rd best record.. be well over their Pythag, be in the hunt for a playoff position, and he's still not a popular man.  heh

by MfaninAlaska on Aug 23, 2007 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the Powerthirst commerical
I always imagine McLaren as the guy that yells "Soooooooooooooooo Down"

by Robert on Aug 23, 2007 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but after listening to the white sox announcers
and the twins...
and being forced to listen to rex hudler, its not so bad

yesterday rex pronounced the word "anatomical" as "ant-a-nom-ical" about ten times then proceeded to say the word "resonance" as "renaissance" over and over

by seattlebruin on Aug 23, 2007 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol
"i cant stand the guy

jackass POS...........how does a dumbass like that, get to control a blog???? makes you appreciate AJM 100x more, when you see that asshole post.....besides that he talks stupid shit, the guy doesnt know what he's talkin about, period......"

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they're on to something
JEFF YOU SO COCKY

But seriously, what did you do to make those guys mad at you? Am I missing something, or are they seriously getting mad because of what you said about their infielders?

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just thought of something
RCCook at LSB said the we've never done anything as cool as scoring 30 runs in a game.

Which is weird, because I SWEAR we won 116 games that one year...

Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Micheal Young
Is the best position player in the AL West.

by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 5:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing his extension hasn't kicked in yet.
Otherwise that'd be one embarrassing double play.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's Jim Knox!
Where are the high schoolers?

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You figured that Mike Cameron
Would be the one Cameron in the universe to spell his name with a K

by Robert on Aug 23, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn,
It's quiet in this ballpark...
Arlington is one sad place to be this time of the year...
10 years ago this was the place to be to watch baseball in late August.  I'm not talking about the weather, but the playoff atmosphere.
Funny how things change in so little time.
"You just got AJ-aculated on!"

by wwbaker3 on Aug 23, 2007 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"The M's and the Yankees..."
"Are the top two teams in the Wild Card DIVISION"

Are these guys better or worse than Hawk? I can't tell.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 23, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way way better
I don't think Josh Lewin's ever heard 'dagnabbit' before in his life.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

woo hoo!....now score
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, 34672364 pitch AB, then base hit
Good to see Bull Buchanan is pitching today.

by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kam Loe is the latest entry
in the volume of Baseball Players Who Look Like A Thumb

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really really do not like this ST uniforms in
the regular season.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
I'm not even sure what the motive was today.

by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they seem to like to use them on
getaway days or days when it's really hot out.
that's the only explanation i can see.
Yu Bet!

by Patrick517 on Aug 24, 2007 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what it is
My brother said something about the fabric keeping players cool on hot days or something.  So I think you're right.
Caffeinated Confines

by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saltalamacchia is 'a work in progress'
per Niehaus per Rangers coaching.

As are the Texas Rangers.

by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But you swing at that?!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sexson..FUCK YOU BITCH
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Double play time
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, just to review
88 mph meat pitch down the middle of the plate? Take
Slider way off the plate. Swing.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

better a k then a dp
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We woudlnt want to disapoint kenji would we
it is his job to hit into inning ending dp's
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey look
a Mariner player hits worse in losses than he does in wins. I feel enlightened.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stunning Analysis by the Rangers
I'm guessing some of their stat guys went to school with former manager George W.
VIDRO STOPPED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW SOME EFFING FOOD IN THE CROWD - katal

by Babar on Aug 23, 2007 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Neihaus
"Johjima owns this guy (Loe) he's 4 for 5 against him."

by ThundaPC on Aug 23, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

mlb.com tv
just got mlb.com tv to watch the M's games online.  However all I seem to be able to get is the Southwest feed of FSN.  IS there anyway to get the Northwest version of this, or does it default on the home team?

thanks

by Snuffleupagus on Aug 23, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well
it will be interesting to hear another crew from another perspective I guess

by Snuffleupagus on Aug 23, 2007 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah...
not really. These guys are terrible...

by thenatural on Aug 23, 2007 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like to read a book during the game anyway.
So I usually go with the KOMO radio team.  

Turns out the unabridged "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" goes really well with M's baseball.

by esoteric on Aug 23, 2007 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just read the Foundation series instead
basically same thing, but way more entertaining because it involves robots.

by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

from now on...
robots >>> romans.
Yu Bet!

by Patrick517 on Aug 26, 2007 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rizz SURRRREEE
loves saying that name!

Saltsdflsdkflsdk

Go M's

by OBF on Aug 23, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kenji!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wooooooo
swore that was a DP off the bat..
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woot woot
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The bases were not loaded.
That's why it wasn't a DP.

Thanks Richie for swinging at ball 4.

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh
Lopez...::Shakes head::
Go M's

by OBF on Aug 23, 2007 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think we should just leave J-Lo and Richie
behind one of these days...just tell them the plane leaves later than it does...I wouldn't miss them much (Richie at all..but J-Lo's defense)
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well that was pleasant...
we managed to squeeze in a run before the DP

by basebliman on Aug 23, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well
We got a run.

FREE NICK GREEN.  If we can free Rick White....

by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hay guys, apparently Kam Loe
and David Murphy look very similar

by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1-0
until the Metcalf homer makes it 1-1.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hmm
so we get rid of a war veteran for one of his older comrads?  
You may run like Mays but you hit like shit

by houseofprime2 on Aug 23, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro hasn't been in any wars
but he does moonlight very sucessfully as a civil war reinactor thanks to his ability to puff out his stomach and play dead

by DCMariner on Aug 23, 2007 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it had to be a war
every day on the olympic stadium astroturf though.

by marinerschas2 on Aug 23, 2007 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wonder if baltimore will take him back now since
since shueys been kia
You may run like Mays but you hit like shit

by houseofprime2 on Aug 23, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank God
I forgot all about the jackass interviewing the crowd. Oh joy

by DCMariner on Aug 23, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Think Ichiro can play an instrument?
I type 101 words a minute. But its in my own language.

by andyboi on Aug 23, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That
was a nice play.

by bpdawg24 on Aug 23, 2007 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guillen has the wrong idea
you have to hit it at least five feet to either side of Young to get it by.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep
Good at gloves, bad at moving.

by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wheres that "Texgoesyard" guy?
He generally stops by at least once every series to talk shit.

Or did he kill himself after Tex was traded?

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Today feels different.
Metcalf makes an out, Gagne's gone...

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Text message from friend
"Hey man, let me know what the final score of the game is. I'm going to Danny's, Texas is so fucking boring to play."
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well Well Well
We meet again my friends.

Over at my home blog of LSB I am now known as SaltyGoesYard, which if you watched sports center, baseball tonight, or any sports reporting show last night or today, YOU SAW IN FULL FORCE BABY.

Remember last game guys, PUTZ IN. GAME OVER?!

But seriously, I want you to sweep us so you increase your lead against the yankees, thereby knocking them from the playoffs, causing Arod to opt out, freeing us up more cash to dominate you for the next decade.

by TexGoesYard on Aug 23, 2007 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah, there it is.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing says "domination"
like "Kameron Lowe"
Yu Bet!

by Patrick517 on Aug 24, 2007 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

resign weaver next year???..waddayathink?
being a boras client..he will most likely command like 28million/2years...

by areacode206 on Aug 23, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well shit.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoops.
Why did Weaver just throw that?

by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Game Over
Season Over...SKY FALLING!!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate Texas
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This game ends:
A) poorly
B) very poorly

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ouch
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow....
Brad Wilkerson, I didnt even know he was still on the team.

That stings.

All you guys have to do is get Jeff Weaver into the playoffs, he becomes your Ace after that.

by TexGoesYard on Aug 23, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn, they pissed weaver off
nice 3 pitch k
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rangers went 3-3 on their road trip
their pythag was probably 6-0
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh.
The one park where Ibanez can't go opposite-field.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Craig Monroe --> Cubs
Given what the NL did for Jason Kendall, I expect Monroe to become an MVP candidate.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOO RICHIE
Just getting that out of the way before he fails
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Richie Sexson only hits manly pitches.
Nothing under 90 is worth the trouble.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Time to go watch preseason football
10x more entertaining
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That Richie Sexson is red-hot.
I'm really glad we're sticking with him through this incredible streak of his.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That cookie lady
clearly hasn't watched the rest of the Rangers season.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop diving, Ichiro.
We'll have to think of new material.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he slid
I type 101 words a minute. But its in my own language.

by andyboi on Aug 23, 2007 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So bad Weaver today eh?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not quite yet...
but he is on the verge of being bad weaver
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Normal Weaver
different environment.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

too early to make that call
He's gotten hit hard three times all game (four if you count that ichiro grab), and the ball is carrying like crazy.

by sammy on Aug 23, 2007 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you texas
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

doh
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's some good timing.
"He's probably not an easy guy to hit against-"

/home run

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

spoke too soon, tom...
weaver is not hard to hit off of

by thenatural on Aug 23, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what the bad news about that is?
You are gonna have to deal with that for the next 10 years.

Saddle up, bitches.

by TexGoesYard on Aug 23, 2007 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

your team sucks
you'll have to deal with that for the next 10 years.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude
Have you seen our system now?

It went from bottom 5 to a top 10 system in less than a year.

Dont act like you dont shit yourself nightly.

by TexGoesYard on Aug 23, 2007 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh.
You're aware that team control of a new player lasts for 6 years, right?

And I think that this year might have counted, too.

by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Weaver?
Dear Mary, this is gonna blow.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this games got that unsurmountable feel..
ala that weaver outing in toronto back in july..

by areacode206 on Aug 23, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Back To School Backpack Night
I feel like Jim Knox should be reading this promo.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Old people are awesome.
The guy's like 80 years old, and he was flipping that kid a bunch of shit. I'll bet he was ridiculing him for a) being a Ranger's fan, and b) having a stroke in-utero.

by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

out of those 2
it's odd that the kid had the stroke.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A stroke in utero?
Sometimes God is trying to send you a message.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd call it a favor
if you're gonna end up being born in Texas.

by sammy on Aug 23, 2007 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn
yuni a hitting machine, like robocuban
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that has to be annoying for other teams
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ....

Can this pitcher be any slower?

by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Steve Trachsel says 'yes'
or he will after a twenty minute pause.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God damn Ichiro can be annoying.
Howzabout a steal and one of those trademarked Vidro singles?

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

come on vidro
show that professional hitting
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just got home
What's with this losing shit!?!?

by phil333 on Aug 23, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that one was easier
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate this fucking team...
here we go again, losing to Texas

by basebliman on Aug 23, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..................
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

turd
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There really is no such thing as
"Scoring Position" when it comes to Ichiro.

He is like a poor mans Juan Pierre.

by TexGoesYard on Aug 23, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That may be the most ridiculous statement
I've ever heard on a sports blog.

(Even if it is in jest.)

by Nick S on Aug 23, 2007 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.....huh?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm baffled
As to how we can come into Texas and not score runs here.

by ThundaPC on Aug 23, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm baffled
as to how the Texas players can stand up. 2 games yesterday one of them lasting forever
I type 101 words a minute. But its in my own language.

by andyboi on Aug 23, 2007 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yah you saw that
30 runs, wrap your head around that hiroshima like explosion of offense.

30 runs. Drink it in.

by TexGoesYard on Aug 23, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Against the Orioles
Other teams have the courtesy to be nice to them. That is outside of Bedard
I type 101 words a minute. But its in my own language.

by andyboi on Aug 23, 2007 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

30 Runs....

24 of them against the worst bullpen in all of baseball, congratulations.

by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
After we got done with them.

by TexGoesYard on Aug 23, 2007 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How can you be happy with 20 LOB
I type 101 words a minute. But its in my own language.

by andyboi on Aug 23, 2007 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we just need to get
to that soft jelly filed texas bullpen, then vidro will start hitting because he will think the pitcher is a jelly filled donut
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jelly Filled?
JELLY FILLED?

CJ Wilson son, I would take him over Suckz anyday of the week.

by TexGoesYard on Aug 23, 2007 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's probably why you're perpetual losers

We only lose to you because we have enough class not to beat up on the semi-retarded kids of MLB.

by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suckz?
I know you can do better than that.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, your jelly filled bullpen
jj is dynomite were wilson should be like on home improvment and be out of sight.
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CJ Wilson rocks.
He's off-limits when it comes to Ranger bashing.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a Travis Metcalf special
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jim Belushi
"not quite the same"

anyways

by thenatural on Aug 23, 2007 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TexGoesYard
I know you are a lonely man...but go take some pics of Metcalf and Young into the bathroom and lock yourself in there...you are a douche
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on now
He's bringing some fun to a boring game.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 23, 2007 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever works for you guys
he is simply annoying
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

doesnt he ever learn?
just flip the damn ball to yuni. i know he got both but still

by seattlebruin on Aug 23, 2007 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Guillen keeps me from nodding off.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GUILLLLLLLLEN

3-2 still seems insurmountable for some reason.

by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Moses
It's already the sixth inning?

by ThundaPC on Aug 23, 2007 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woot woot
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Ace is "The Helpful Place"
Richie Sexson needs to go there more often.

by JLC on Aug 23, 2007 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre's a decent base stealer.
He should run more often.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See Lopez?

That's how you slide.

by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kata'd!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol @ Metcalf
it's like Kata never left

by JLC on Aug 23, 2007 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on kenji
COWBOY UP! George Clinton wants the funk
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 23, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Broussard is playing
black guy playing WR for the Jaguars...damn
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HBP
a.k.a. the Johjima walk

by JLC on Aug 23, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PH BROUSSARD
Play Willie at 2nd!
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was wondering when one of those was gonna
hit him.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dear God..please score
just bunt Lopez
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lopez up?
I am not enthused...
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

come on j-lo
anything but a dp man, anything
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bah.....Lopez

Inning over....

by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG

HE DID SOMETHING?!

by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least
Jose made him throw a strike.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 23, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I had to turn off the TV
The HRs pissed me off.

by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mike Wood warming up
do they have any flyball pitchers?

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

okay, just strikeout
no contact no contact no contact no contact

by JLC on Aug 23, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ha
jlo showed you
damn this pitcher is slow
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 23, 2007 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's only got two pitches too
not like he's choosing his combo meal at McDonalds.

by JLC on Aug 23, 2007 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lopez!!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kenji
worst depth perception ever...barely made it into 2nd..gosh
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hot damn
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woo hoo!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HELL YES!!
McLaren's still a tool though

by basebliman on Aug 23, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's making a career out of those hits
a pathetic career, not unlike Donnie Wahlberg's, but a career nonetheless.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Donnie Whalberg
never had the benefit of appearing on "web-gems" every other day.
Yu Bet!

by Patrick517 on Aug 24, 2007 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yuni..fuck you
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

alright ladies, we got a ballgame again
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

at least no dp?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 23, 2007 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah
at least it wasn't a DP, and maybe Ichiro can do something here

by thenatural on Aug 23, 2007 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAKE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sims just referenced Airplane!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Got to be
the slowest pitcher ever, fuck, anti buehrle
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 23, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ide like ichro
to have one of them 12 pitch atbats an get a hit at the end
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

phew
dunno why he swung at that
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 23, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO SMOKED IT!!!!!!!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just got in.
ICHIRO!!!!!!!!
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 23, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIDOUBLE
OUR LEADOFF HITTER RULEZZZZZZZZZZ

by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichi bomb!
for him anyways, good enough
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 23, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that works
i belive ive said it before but here it is again.

woot woot

Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hot dog it's been a while since he's done that
So that's what a legitimate superstar looks like.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES ICHIRO CLEARS THE BASES
WHO NEEDS 30 RUNS NOW BITCH

by JLC on Aug 23, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God
Ichiro is my God.
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 23, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and i hear
he also has pine scented poo
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess Boston never shared their anti Ichiro
secret with the rest of the league.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know
Bull Buchanan Kameron Loe is gonna Buchanan Bomb somebody in the dugout

by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice but
the Angels are up early 1-0.

by Slica on Aug 23, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The story ends with me putting Micheal Wallace
into a wall.

For some reason, I really love that commercial.

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 outs....
so the fuck what, motherfucker
Impeach Gary Bettman

by Edanger6 on Aug 23, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It boggles the mind that managers never
look at the pitch splits for their starters. Loe has a history of melting down around 80 pitches. He should've been gone at the first sign of trouble.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT!?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

alright, jelly filled bullpen
and vidro up, do some work vidro, do some work
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAHAHAHFEJ()#*+KD
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turbo??
Damn. Only in Texas!
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 23, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro Funk Blast?
I love Texas pitching
--Dave

Addicted to Quack SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on Aug 23, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

VIDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 23, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AHH
WE DO NOT HAVE A JOSE VIDRO FUNK BLAST IMAGE

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It should be easy
If you use the throwback day afro shot.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 23, 2007 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for the same reason
that there's no holiday on Feb. 29th.

by JLC on Aug 23, 2007 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TURBO????!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LMAO VIDRO

Is it me or did Tex got really, really quiet all of a sudden?

by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Leave him alone.
He's better than AK.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?
He comes on here spouting annoying nonsense and we destroy his team and we can't point that out on the MARINERS blog?

TEXGOESYARD SUCKS!! EAT IT!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha hells yeah
i told you vidro would nail those jelly filled rangers reliefers
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Got to be fist fucking me
this is a great streak of hits here
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Aug 23, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mike Wood
was the expected starter on saturday.

That would have been fun.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, when's the last time we exploded
in one inning like this?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHA, Jose Guillen hiding behind the
umpire at 2nd...
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so are we gonna use our new war vet
to protect this lead?
You may run like Mays but you hit like shit

by houseofprime2 on Aug 23, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Angels up 2-0
Thank God for this inning.

by ThundaPC on Aug 23, 2007 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so I guess we might have heard the last
of TexGoesYard for tonight, unless they have another one of those 9 and 10 run explosions

by thenatural on Aug 23, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

with turbo's hr..we now have
9 players with 50+ rbis..

by areacode206 on Aug 23, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

boing
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed
I was sitting right behind her at that game. Amazing...

by TrashiDawa on Aug 23, 2007 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Negative
Few more rows back.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 23, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Totally staring at her ass.
Or sleeping. Can't quite tell. Both are probably likely, considering that it's an Orioles game.

by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh. You all have low standards.
She's okay. A 6/10, I suppose.  But she's not very well developed, if you know what I mean.  I guess I'm spoiled because I use my girlfriend as the yardstick for comparison purposes, and I punched WAY WAY above my weight in landing her.  (Thank god for the relative isolation of Hyde Park grad student dorms...)

Although upon further consideration she appears to be a baseball fan.  That's an automatic 2 point bump (my gf doesn't care for baseball, and it breaks my heart), so come to think of it...<boing>.

by esoteric on Aug 23, 2007 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
it's the at-a-baseball-game aspect that puts her over the top.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's sad/funny how a baseball-loving girl....
...is like an instant aphrodisiac to me.  She could be totally average-looking, but I brought up baseball and she mentioned OBP and SLG, I'd try to elope with her right then and there.

by esoteric on Aug 23, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was impressive
How you talked yourself into realizing she is hot.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 23, 2007 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, I've seen it happen a lot.
After all, all my girlfriends have gone through the same process with respect to the way they look at me.

by esoteric on Aug 23, 2007 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And of course, I get stuck helping a customer
and all of this happens, and Gameday takes a shit and I can't figure out what happened, aside from the apparent Vidro(?) FB.

by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i bet ichiro hits a couple hrs the next
few games now that vidro has caught up to him
You may run like Mays but you hit like shit

by houseofprime2 on Aug 23, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woo hoo!!
DP!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul made 66% of the outs in the 6th
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

alright dream weaver
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jered fears Jeff
Woulda had it this coming series if they hadn't given Ervin Santana another shot.

by ThundaPC on Aug 23, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Michael Young with two DPs?
at least he makes up for it with his defense and leadership!

by JLC on Aug 23, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and his grit

Don't forget about the grit.

by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zumaya gave up 3 runs
Raffy Soriano is better.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

:slaps toot on the ass:
Good game!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What other body part can you touch a baseball
player on? It's the only one, really.

by JLC on Aug 23, 2007 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arm or back would work. Or top of the head,
But, in the context of that play, I guess the ass is most humiliating

by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Padres/Mets
Not a good series for closers.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Building to the Future... JJ?!
This team really DOES think it's still 2002.

by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so why wouldnt
the braves just keep salty and play him at 1st since he would be under their control for another 5 years?
You may run like Mays but you hit like shit

by houseofprime2 on Aug 23, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Salty's not going to be a great 1Bman
He'd be alright there but his bat makes him much more valuable as a catcher.

by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richie Sexson
I smell a severe string of suckfests coming on.

by JLC on Aug 23, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does he not realize
that the only pitch he ever sees with two strikes is some breaking pitch down and out of the strike zone that he flails right over?  Cmon..

by seattlesundevil on Aug 23, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought richie got his groove back
and now hes one k away from the sombrero.
You may run like Mays but you hit like shit

by houseofprime2 on Aug 23, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Barf bucket
For when we keep them out of the playoffs.

by phil333 on Aug 23, 2007 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lopez trying to be more like Betancourt
y'know that whole double play twins thing was supposed to be a joke.......Lopez? Betancourt? Hello?

by JLC on Aug 23, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All those extra letters
are going to make customized Saltalamacchia jerseys cost like $50 more than everybody else's.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

weaver could've gone another inning no??...hmm..
whats the point of not resting the bp..weird..

by areacode206 on Aug 23, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As long as
Putz, Sherill, Morrow and Green don't pitch, it's fine. Need Weaver to keep pitching like this, why not keep the strain for today low.

by phil333 on Aug 23, 2007 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saltalamacchia's name is way too long
The back of his jersey looks ridiculous. His name has two right angle bends in it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he should just shorthand it and go with
Salty
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

any of you guys ever look at firejoemorgan.com
its hilarious.
You may run like Mays but you hit like shit

by houseofprime2 on Aug 23, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we know it and love it
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it is funny but tremendous is too
pro-arod..its annoying now much love he has for him..

by areacode206 on Aug 23, 2007 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes..i realize arod is bestest ever..but still
he's man love for arod is still annoying..

by areacode206 on Aug 23, 2007 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tremendous is a Red Sox fan
He just appreciates all-time greats.

by patsfan on Aug 23, 2007 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
He actually prefaces every pro-Arod argument with how much he dislikes him.

by Dylan on Aug 23, 2007 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA that Rooney column
That doesn't even make sense! FJM is funny stuff every day.

by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This team clearly needs a veteran reliever.
Somebody to show us how to clean a musket.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We need someone
Who can handle the pressure of the pennant race!!11!1

by ThundaPC on Aug 23, 2007 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there was a guy in N.Y. a while ago...
i don't remember his name . . . but he was really, really average.  Maybe he's in our farm-system or something?
Yu Bet!

by Patrick517 on Aug 24, 2007 3:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Potatowned!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay
That's awesome!

by ThundaPC on Aug 23, 2007 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I loved
the reply that they did on clerks 2 when talking about lotr.  even the trees fucking walked
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

where was that???
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOTE: Yet another solid outing by Weaver.
And the sad thing is that his ERA is still 5.51.

I'll take 3ER in this ridiculous bandbox stadium.  The Ballpark at Arlington is death to pitchers.

Realize that we're living in a world where the following two assertions are true:

A.) Jeff Weaver is now arguably our most reliable starter.

B.) The Mariners lead in the WC race and are 2 out of the division [i]in late August[/i].

It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world.

by esoteric on Aug 23, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

'It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world'
I don't see 50 washed up 60's celebrities.

by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tears For Fears = deeply underrated band.
As an '80s kid (born 1980) "Head Over Heels" more or less summarizes the decade in music for me. The good parts, at least. (As an acknowledged nerd I love the foxy librarian type so that video SPOKE TO ME, DOOD.) And they did a ton of other great songs too: "Shout," "Everybody Wants To Rule The World," "Pale Shelter," "Sowing The Seeds Of Love," "Break It Down Again," etc.  

by esoteric on Aug 23, 2007 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it sucks
Watching M's games while in the eastern time zone. It was tough in the central time zone...its even more difficult in the eastern.
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 23, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Try Greenwich Mean Time
That's no picnic either, I can assume you.

by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.
Try doing that during college in Connecticut. >:(

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I
am in college....first year. In Knoxville.
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 23, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I
am at UTK. I live in nashville. Eastern time sucks. Now i know why people never see JJ.
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 23, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, so you might have actually had fun in college.
I unfortunately went to Johns Hopkins.  The year I arrived we were rated last in a survey of "party schools."  We were even beaten by West Point and the Naval Academy.

by esoteric on Aug 23, 2007 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'd think so, but you'd be wrong.
We used to refer to the campus Health & Wellness Center as "Wealth & Hellness."  

They loved to cut costs on us whiny little undergrad punks.

by esoteric on Aug 23, 2007 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Washington DC count?
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by rlintott on Aug 23, 2007 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that counts.
Now try writing about the Mariners too. :|

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, you win
But I have spent the summer broadcasting Bowie Baysox (Baltimore - AA) games...
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by rlintott on Aug 23, 2007 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank God no
The Baysox have managed to string together some impressive win streaks (7 at one point, 10 most recently) so suddenly we are back in the thick of the Eastern League playoff chase. Let's us avoid having to talk about the Rangers debacle. The worst part of doing the Baysox is that I, while living in DC, have come to absolutely despise the Orioles, so the less we have to talk about them the better
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by rlintott on Aug 23, 2007 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm
Majoring in sports management....any good tips since you did some broadcasting?
Well like....thats just....your opinion...man.

by shunter160 on Aug 23, 2007 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just try and get out there
I've done some actual broadcasting, and a lot (nay, a ton) of producing. Stick it out, even though it's tough. I get tired of following a AA team pretty quickly, but every now and again you get a gem. I've been involved in a no-hitter, a 10-game win streak, and some nail biters... It helps to balance out those days when the Baysox decide to play like a little league team
Agent 51: The Japanese God of Awesome

by rlintott on Aug 23, 2007 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok, let's not make this interesting
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesse Litsch needs to start pitching well
otherwise the only thing he'll be remembered for is his gameday photo.

by JLC on Aug 23, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he looks like
mad magazine's alfred e. neuman

by areacode206 on Aug 23, 2007 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not just bring in White?

This is kinda one of the situations you have him for....

by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We're gonna need JJ tonight aren't we?
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this ballpark is like his
kryptonite
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh darn
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Young hits into non-DP's?
He really is the best player in the division.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Double-Play
No rally for you!

Hmmm....wonder where TexGoesYard went?

by ThundaPC on Aug 23, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.
I'd prefer that he keep his slumping suckbag self in the lineup for as long as possible.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

heck yes
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you Sean Green
you're still awesome.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is there a beehive in center field?
I can't think of any other explanation for Murphy's routes tonight.

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Randy Winn
May have repossessed him.
Refuse to regress!

by Double06 on Aug 23, 2007 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who is Adam Jones?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason Ellison's clone apparently.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

simple
adam jones = glorified jason ellison

in johnnys eyes

by marinerschas2 on Aug 23, 2007 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn get a screen capture
that shits as rare is getting a pic of bigfoot
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs