8/23: Open Game Thread

Ichiro CF Catalanotto LF Vidro DH Wilkerson 1B Guillen RF Young "SS" Ibanez Reanimated Corpse Botts DH Beltre 3B Cruz RF Sexson 1B Saltaladhfaksjdfhalksjdfh C Johjima C Murphy CF Lopez 2B Metcalf 3B Betancourt SS Vazquez 2B ---------- ----------
Weaver (5-10, 5.57) Loe (6-9, 5.56)
Why, I think this calls for another Texas Rangers Middle Infield Update!
Kinsler: .752 OPS, .665 road OPS, -21 UZR (as of a month ago), .826 current range
Young: .776 OPS, .717 road OPS, -17 UZR, .809 current range
Using the trusty RARP + UZR formula, Ian Kinsler is worth +0.5 runs above a replacement-level player over 150 games. Michael Young is at +8.1. For the sake of comparison, Jose Lopez is at +10.6 - terrible offense and all - and Yuniesky Betancourt's at +1.0.
Our second baseman can't hit and our shortstop derives some kind of sick satisfaction from throwing the ball into the dugout, yet we still have the better combo. And we won't be paying either of them $16m a year until they turn 37.
I keep thinking this is going to get old but it never does. In Mitch Hedberg's world, it's like the complete opposite of pancakes.
LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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Mitch Hedberg.
by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 12:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep:
by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mitch Hedberg did drugs?!?!
by PetRock on Aug 23, 2007 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that was pretty obvious.
by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus
by Dylan on Aug 23, 2007 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saw him live once, a few months before.
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm extremely jealous Jeff...
by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Demetri Martin
by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got to see
by DCMariner on Aug 23, 2007 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I link to this every time Mitch comes up
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So did I
I saw him at the underground a few months before he died, the guy was hilarious.
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer"
RIP man.
by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it just me
I'm not dissing Mitch or anything, and it's great that so many people liked his work (myself included). I just find it slightly weird.
by Matthew on Aug 23, 2007 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least every few months.
by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weak middle infield defense?
by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You'll never see a temporarily out of service sign
by TyranT on Aug 23, 2007 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or the one about blocking the fire exit....
by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
by thenatural on Aug 23, 2007 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly!!
by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mitch Hedberg on Golf
What's the par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an asshole
by Nadingo on Aug 23, 2007 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Semi-creepy
No joke.
by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may steal that line
by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once I saw a wino...
R.I.P. Mitch
by carcinogen on Aug 23, 2007 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once smoked fake pot...
by carcinogen on Aug 23, 2007 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Fuck you Peter Frampton,
by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Banana's are the opposite of traffic lights
A green banana means stop, not ready.
A yellow banana means go ahead and eat me
A red banana means....whoa where the fuck did you get that banana?
by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today's fun fact:
Figured. Out.
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can imagine the scouting report:
by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're coming to get you, Anaheim!
Signed,
Fans of team who has puffier smoke and shinier mirrors
by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
now if only
by thenatural on Aug 23, 2007 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or, even better
by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Screw you Chone.
Asshat.
by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My friends decided a long time ago...
by SethGrandpa on Aug 23, 2007 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's how I pronounce it as well.
by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's always "Gus Chiggins" to me
by Nadingo on Aug 23, 2007 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tigers lose
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners outliving the Tigers
by chrisisasavage on Aug 23, 2007 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're not done yet
by vkut79 on Aug 23, 2007 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're only 2.5 back of the Indians.
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're still in it
If they drop another game today I think they're pretty much out of the wildcard race, but they could still beat the Indians.
by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Their pitching just turned to shit once June
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at their staff
by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last year's Tiger defense was amazing.
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
plus their hitters way overachieved in the first
by Matthew on Aug 23, 2007 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Way
by MfaninAlaska on Aug 23, 2007 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are the last line of defense
by Robert on Aug 23, 2007 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So if the Mariners end up winning the wildcard
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Red should be celebrated as a hero.
by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
s/b "credited"
by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And throw in the fact
by ThundaPC on Aug 23, 2007 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jarrod Saltalamacchia
A Armada Charcoal Jilts
well, that was my favorite
by PhilKenSebben on Aug 23, 2007 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go Beer!
by chrisisasavage on Aug 23, 2007 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the best beer
by InSpokane on Aug 23, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rogue!
by chaney on Aug 23, 2007 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my god.
It's great with hazelnut/chocolate Whole Soy frozen yogurt, too, by the way.
by acblue on Aug 23, 2007 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...
</attempt to make myself look less like an idiot>
by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope. It goes into the annals as a screwup.
by Phildopip on Aug 23, 2007 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well then
by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's really great...
by SethGrandpa on Aug 23, 2007 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
True
by SethGrandpa on Aug 23, 2007 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After our heads exploded
by PDXTai on Aug 23, 2007 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen
by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But then if they lose in the playoffs
by Coach Owens on Aug 23, 2007 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Olerud couldn't handle the pressure...
by seattlesundevil on Aug 23, 2007 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Niether could your mom.
by Coach Owens on Aug 23, 2007 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently nEither could your 3rd grade teacher..
by seattlesundevil on Aug 23, 2007 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knowing how shitty ESPN is,
by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 3:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I use Reply to This so often
by Llewdor on Aug 23, 2007 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN
by G_ on Aug 23, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fox is pretty ECB too, though.
by Coach Owens on Aug 23, 2007 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT WILL BECOME OF JOE MORGAN???!!?!
by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those UZR numbers...
by chaney on Aug 23, 2007 4:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well played.
by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN
I hate to bring it up, but my first thought was of the Indians game a few years back.
I'm just glad it wasn't technically a blowout, because now I don't have to watch it. :)
by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is odd:
Almost identical.
by Thingray on Aug 23, 2007 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
McLaren's idea of a day off for Johjima:
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wells---> Dodgers
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahh it's veterans day again!!
It's kinda like groundhogs day a la Bill Murray except no matter how many times we repeat it we'll never do it right.
by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As much as this might sound like heresy
by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
exhaust your every day players.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 23, 2007 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm done complaining for a different reason:
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is also certainly high on my list of reasons
by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Send Jones back down if you're not using him
by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Send him down
by Hackman Leonard on Aug 23, 2007 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't it be better
by PDXTai on Aug 23, 2007 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Send him back down to do what?
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For like a week? It's not gonna make any
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah,
by Patrick517 on Aug 24, 2007 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know about the results of Figgin's injury?
by vkut79 on Aug 23, 2007 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No structural damage
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, McLaren.
by Coach Owens on Aug 23, 2007 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND
by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loe has his sinker working
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 23, 2007 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Ugliest jersey tops ever"

by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is that supposed to be a constellation?
by basebliman on Aug 23, 2007 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's probably bewildering to him
by MfaninAlaska on Aug 23, 2007 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the Powerthirst commerical
by Robert on Aug 23, 2007 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
these texas announcers say the most reduntant
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 23, 2007 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but after listening to the white sox announcers
and being forced to listen to rex hudler, its not so bad
yesterday rex pronounced the word "anatomical" as "ant-a-nom-ical" about ten times then proceeded to say the word "resonance" as "renaissance" over and over
by seattlebruin on Aug 23, 2007 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
jackass POS...........how does a dumbass like that, get to control a blog???? makes you appreciate AJM 100x more, when you see that asshole post.....besides that he talks stupid shit, the guy doesnt know what he's talkin about, period......"
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can only imagine what they think of me
by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they're on to something
But seriously, what did you do to make those guys mad at you? Am I missing something, or are they seriously getting mad because of what you said about their infielders?
by StevenH on Aug 23, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just thought of something
Which is weird, because I SWEAR we won 116 games that one year...
by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Micheal Young
by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing his extension hasn't kicked in yet.
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OUR INFIELD IS BETTER THAN YOURS!
by OBF on Aug 23, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Jim Knox!
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YAY, I forgot about the silly fan interviews
by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You figured that Mike Cameron
by Robert on Aug 23, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn,
Arlington is one sad place to be this time of the year...
10 years ago this was the place to be to watch baseball in late August. I'm not talking about the weather, but the playoff atmosphere.
Funny how things change in so little time.
by wwbaker3 on Aug 23, 2007 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm McLovin' it!
by wwbaker3 on Aug 23, 2007 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"The M's and the Yankees..."
Are these guys better or worse than Hawk? I can't tell.
by TrashiDawa on Aug 23, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way way better
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
woo hoo!....now score
by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, 34672364 pitch AB, then base hit
by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kam Loe is the latest entry
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
looks more like a horse than a thumb..hmm..
by areacode206 on Aug 23, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really really do not like this ST uniforms in
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they seem to like to use them on
that's the only explanation i can see.
by Patrick517 on Aug 24, 2007 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what it is
by StevenH on Aug 24, 2007 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saltalamacchia is 'a work in progress'
As are the Texas Rangers.
by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why didn't you swing at that Richie?
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But you swing at that?!
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sexson..FUCK YOU BITCH
by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie chases ball four for strike three
by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Double play time
by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, just to review
Slider way off the plate. Swing.
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sure do love playing the hot hand.
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie strikes out low and away?
by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
better a k then a dp
by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We woudlnt want to disapoint kenji would we
by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey look
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stunning Analysis by the Rangers
by Babar on Aug 23, 2007 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neihaus
by ThundaPC on Aug 23, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Niehaus = a very wise foresighted man.
by esoteric on Aug 23, 2007 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mlb.com tv
thanks
by Snuffleupagus on Aug 23, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well
by Snuffleupagus on Aug 23, 2007 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah...
by thenatural on Aug 23, 2007 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to read a book during the game anyway.
Turns out the unabridged "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" goes really well with M's baseball.
by esoteric on Aug 23, 2007 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i made it through like 1/8 of that...
by Patrick517 on Aug 24, 2007 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just read the Foundation series instead
by Matthew on Aug 24, 2007 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
from now on...
by Patrick517 on Aug 26, 2007 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rizz SURRRREEE
Saltsdflsdkflsdk
by OBF on Aug 23, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kenji!
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
kenji hit a ground ball that wasn't a DP??
by basebliman on Aug 23, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wooooooo
by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
woot woot
by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OUR INFIELD IS BETTER THAN YOURS
by OBF on Aug 23, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The bases were not loaded.
Thanks Richie for swinging at ball 4.
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Francoeuer is 10-26 against Dontrelle Willis
Is it un-PC to say Francoeur owns him?
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we should just leave J-Lo and Richie
by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well that was pleasant...
by basebliman on Aug 23, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well
FREE NICK GREEN. If we can free Rick White....
by Gomez on Aug 23, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hay guys, apparently Kam Loe
by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sadly this is a team that Lopez actually hits
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1-0
by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hmm
by houseofprime2 on Aug 23, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's older, so he must of been through even
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vidro hasn't been in any wars
by DCMariner on Aug 23, 2007 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it had to be a war
by marinerschas2 on Aug 23, 2007 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cant win em all
by marinerschas2 on Aug 23, 2007 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
now he's a "proffessional hitter"
by Patrick517 on Aug 24, 2007 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rangers/White Sox next week
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i wonder if baltimore will take him back now since
by houseofprime2 on Aug 23, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank God
by DCMariner on Aug 23, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Think Ichiro can play an instrument?
by andyboi on Aug 23, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does Vidro foul so many balls off
by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiromania is still alive!
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 23, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is booooooooring
by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Guillen has the wrong idea
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wheres that "Texgoesyard" guy?
Or did he kill himself after Tex was traded?
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Today feels different.
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Text message from friend
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well Well Well
Over at my home blog of LSB I am now known as SaltyGoesYard, which if you watched sports center, baseball tonight, or any sports reporting show last night or today, YOU SAW IN FULL FORCE BABY.
Remember last game guys, PUTZ IN. GAME OVER?!
But seriously, I want you to sweep us so you increase your lead against the yankees, thereby knocking them from the playoffs, causing Arod to opt out, freeing us up more cash to dominate you for the next decade.
by TexGoesYard on Aug 23, 2007 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah, there it is.
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which you will then spend on such scary players
by Graham on Aug 23, 2007 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing says "domination"
by Patrick517 on Aug 24, 2007 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
resign weaver next year???..waddayathink?
by areacode206 on Aug 23, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well shit.
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Game Over
by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate Texas
by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ouch
by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow....
That stings.
All you guys have to do is get Jeff Weaver into the playoffs, he becomes your Ace after that.
by TexGoesYard on Aug 23, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn, they pissed weaver off
by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rangers went 3-3 on their road trip
by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh.
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Craig Monroe --> Cubs
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOO RICHIE
by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie Sexson only hits manly pitches.
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Time to go watch preseason football
by kentroyals5 on Aug 23, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That Richie Sexson is red-hot.
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That cookie lady
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop diving, Ichiro.
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he slid
by andyboi on Aug 23, 2007 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So bad Weaver today eh?
by Goose on Aug 23, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
not quite yet...
by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
too early to make that call
by sammy on Aug 23, 2007 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you texas
by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
doh
by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's some good timing.
/home run
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
spoke too soon, tom...
by thenatural on Aug 23, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
his breaking ball and fastball look good
by seattlebruin on Aug 23, 2007 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
derek jeter turns that into a web-gem.
by Patrick517 on Aug 24, 2007 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what the bad news about that is?
Saddle up, bitches.
by TexGoesYard on Aug 23, 2007 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
your team sucks
by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
It went from bottom 5 to a top 10 system in less than a year.
Dont act like you dont shit yourself nightly.
by TexGoesYard on Aug 23, 2007 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Weaver?
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last player who played for texas for
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 23, 2007 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this games got that unsurmountable feel..
by areacode206 on Aug 23, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Back To School Backpack Night
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Old people are awesome.
by tootthekazoo on Aug 23, 2007 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
out of those 2
by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A stroke in utero?
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd call it a favor
by sammy on Aug 23, 2007 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn
by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that has to be annoying for other teams
by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ....
Can this pitcher be any slower?
by Notor on Aug 23, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Steve Trachsel says 'yes'
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God damn Ichiro can be annoying.
by Jeff on Aug 23, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
come on vidro
by wadswerth on Aug 23, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got home
by phil333 on Aug 23, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that one was easier
by MFAN on Aug 23, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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